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Hey, look! A Dungeons and Dragons ride!

Wow, neat!

Give me a break.

I don't like this!

Whoa! What's happening?

Whoa!

Where are we?

Look out!

Peamot? Ranger?

Barbarian, magician, thief, cavalier, and acrobat.

Who was that?

That was Venger, the force of evil. I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm

of Dungeons and Dragons.

Faster. They'll run right out from under me.

I

think

we're going to have to stop and fight.

What? Are you nuts?

Stop?

Personally, I have no desire to be peeled off the bottom of that thing's

like a piece of chewing gum.

Well, one good idea deserves another.

Let's get out of here.

Thanks.

For what?

Look. Oh, no.

Oh,

boy.

Unicorns.

Just do it quick, Presto.

Hocus delirium. Hocus inferium.

Spell me a spell to get us out of hereium. Hey, I did it.

I think.

Maybe my magic zapped him home.

You think so, Uni?

Uh -oh.

Me neither.

Watch out for the orcs! Take cover!

The orcs!

They're gone!

Wait a minute. The orcs aren't gone. We are.

Where are we?

I don't know.

What's that?

Whatever it is, it sounds hungry. Let's move.

Nice going, Presto.

Wait a minute. Where is Presto? And where is Uni?

They're gone.

Huh. Presto must be taking disappearing lessons from Dungeon Master.

Gotta find him.

We gotta get out of here.

We can't go any further.

What? Maybe it's a spell.

Or a force field.

Wait till I get my hands on you, Presto.

Well, wherever they are, they're better off... than we are.

Right, uni?

Wrong,

magician. Dungeon master, what have I done?

Where are the others?

Your spell was a good one, wizard, but you put a bit too much twiddle on it.

Twiddle? Well, uh, where did I twiddle them to?

To a far -off land where they face enormous danger.

Oh, no.

Huh? Well, uh, how do I twiddle them back?

Only by climbing to new heights of courage can you help your companions.

Huh? First, you must meet three strangers and lose something very

you. Something very important to me?

What am I going to lose?

Dungeon Master, wait!

Oh, well, come on, Uni. Let's go meet those three strangers.

We've got to get out of here!

But how?

the quake, will you? Wait. If it feels like glass, then it might break like

glass. Bobby, use your club.

I did it.

It's open. Come on.

Look at the size of this place.

It's humongous.

Either that or we've shrunk. Who cares? Let's get moving.

And look at the size of this stop.

What kind of jerk leaves a giant fork laying around where people can trip on

I think a giant jerk, Eric. Look!

Yeah, a giant jerk who eats little jerks like you for breakfast, Eric.

Let him have it, guys.

Ow! Hey, watch out, you big dope.

Hey, you got a big mouth for somebody with such a small head.

Yeah?

You've got a small brain for somebody with such a big skull.

Nice try, Hank.

You've got a lot of guts, too.

No wonder you thought you could steal my golden egg.

Eggs? Megs, we don't want your eggs. We don't even want your chicken. We just

want to get out of here. Now let us go.

You shut up!

Right? Besides, I don't even have a chicken.

I just have my slime beast, Willie.

Your slime beast?

thinks is parakeet? I'd hate to meet his dog.

Okay, okay.

Now let's play a game of hide and eat.

Don't you mean hide and seek? No.

Hide and eat. It's simple.

You all go hide and Willie will come find you.

Right, Willie?

Come on, this way, quick.

Hey, this doesn't sound so bad.

And if Willie finds you, he gets to eat you.

This sounds terrible.

Go get him, Willie.

Here comes Slimeball.

Slimebeast. Yeah, him too.

Under this door, quick.

I'm going to stop. He's going to get me.

Come on, everybody.

Nice.

Slimeball.

Slimebeast.

What took you so long?

Shut up and run. It's not going to take Willie long to find a way out.

Let's get out of here, Uni.

Uni? Uni, where are you?

Oh, no.

Look, a unicorn.

She'll fetch a handsome price at the market.

Grab her.

Uni, get out of there before somebody spots us.

Is this your unicorn?

Uh, yeah. Why?

We want to make a trade for her.

Yeah, three magic marbles.

Then we'll play the skull game.

The skull game?

Yeah, we place this little ball inside one of the skulls. Then we mix up the

skulls and you try to guess which one the ball is in.

Uh, that sounds simple enough.

What do we play for?

If we lose, you get to keep the three magic marbles.

And if we win...

Sorry, uni.

Now, keep your eye on the skull.

There. Which one is it in?

Uh, I think it's that one.

Wrong. It's the head on the right.

Hey, you cheated. There's nothing in this skull.

Who said anything about a skull?

I said it was in the head on the right.

Worthless anyway.

Nice going, Presto. First you lost your friends. Now you've lost you. Some

magician you are. You gotta do everyone a favor and make yourself disappear.

Just by three.

That's a mile high.

Oh, no.

If this is what Dungeon Master meant by climb the new heights of courage, he can

forget it. There's nothing that can make me climb up there.

Come back here, you little... Uni!

Nothing except them.

Come on, Uni. We don't have a choice. Look.

Wait for me.

The tree!

It swallowed them!

Run!

Unity! We're sealed in!

Come

on,

Unity. There must be a way out somewhere.

I wonder where the stairway has taken us.

Maybe we ought to go back.

Come on, Uni.

We've got to climb to new heights of scared.

Come on.

I told you that flying whatever it was wouldn't find us in this broom.

Quick,

head for the window.

No! Let me go!

We've got to do something.

I know how to make that thing let go.

Hold it, Diana.

They're too high.

Toss your javelin on my signal.

Well, that parakeet is about to use us for birdseed.

Way to go, Diana.

You really showed him.

That was some battle. I need a little rest.

Did I scare a brave little man?

You did okay against Willie.

Now let's see how you do against me.

Go fetch it for me.

Hey, I'm bored.

I think it's time you little ones entertain me.

Hey, cut it out.

Leave my straw alone, you big fink. Bobby, no.

Isn't that cute?

The little boy has come to rescue his sister from the mean old giant.

Slow him down.

Wait till I get my hands on you.

Come on.

That guy's a walking earthquake.

Hurry.

If I ever get back home, I swear I'll never goof off in gym class again.

A baby dragon.

We gotta help him.

Hang on, fella. I'll be right there.

Ah, gee.

I can't even twiddle my fingers to whip up a spell.

Beauty, go back. There's nothing you can do.

said something about enormous danger.

You don't think...

This time.

Give me a spell to get them out of their jam.

Maybe my fingers aren't.

Am I ever glad to see you guys for a minute.

It's a dragon egg. We've got it.

That giant sure isn't. Come on!

There's no way out! That's what you think!

Oh, no! Here he comes!

Don't worry, guys. I've got this twiddle thing down cold, I think.

Presto, don't! I'll fiddle with my twiddle and diddle with the middle and

magic riddle that'll turn the giant little.

Oh, great.

nursery rhymes.

What's going on? What is this? What is this?

Wow! The giant's gone!

That was real fancy finger work, Presto.

Thanks.

Isn't that cute?

The dragons have a new nest.

No, Spam. are improving, wizard.

Dungeon master.

Improving? It was his stupid twiddling that got us into trouble in the first

place. Yes, but your trouble worked for a good cause.

For you have saved the last of the golden dragons, one of the few remaining

species of good dragons left in this world.

Good dragon?

Ha! The only good dragon is...

You were saying, Dada?

The only good dragon is a golden dragon.