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Hey, look! A Dungeons and Dragons ride!

Wow! Neat! Give me a break.

I don't like this!

Whoa! What's happening?

Whoa!

Where are we?

Look out!

Peermot? Ranger?

Barbarian, magician, thief, cavalier, and acrobat.

Who was that? That was Venger, the force

of evil. I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons and Dragons.

it up, will you, Presto?

If I get any wetter, I'll grow gills.

Okay, here goes.

Alec, watch this. Let's give it a try.

Please give me something to help keep us dry.

Hey, I did it.

Give me that.

Sorry,

Eric. My hat doesn't work that well when it's wet. Or any other time.

Hey, how long has it rained in this world anyhow?

Last time it rained for three years.

Three years?

Oh, great.

You don't happen to have a boat on you, do you? No, but I have located a ship

which is capable of taking you home.

A ship?

Where? The answer lies with the lost children.

I thought we were the lost children.

Tell us more about this ship, Dungeon Master.

Yes. Dungeon Master!

Ah, he's gone.

Come on, we better get going. I wonder where the lost children at the ship are.

This is great. Now we're looking for a bunch of crybabies and a yacht club.

I think we took a wrong turn somewhere.

So what else is new?

That.

We're under attack!

Get him! Get him! Get who? We don't see anyone.

someone their own size.

Yeah! Ew, it's a girl. I don't fight girls.

This should flush them out.

What

are

you kids doing here?

Yeah, you're gonna hurt someone.

Forget it. They probably... can't even talk. Maybe they'll understand sign

language. Why did you attack us?

Judging by your strange weapons, we assumed you worked for Venger.

You speak perfect English.

Thank you.

Wait, maybe these are the lost children Dungeon Master told us about.

Okay, lost children, now you're found.

Where's your ship? Take us to your yacht club. We are the lost children, but we

have... What?

Wait till I get my hands on Dungeon Master.

Hank, these kids don't know anything about a ship.

Our ship has been taken by Venger.

See? Huh?

Venger?

What are you kids doing out here alone anyway?

Yeah, where are your parents?

Our elders are all gone, except for one.

His name is Alphor.

Where is he?

He's being held prisoner in Venger's castle.

He was captured when our ship was wrecked. I don't get it. Why would

a boat?

Who cares? I don't like the sound of this. Yeah, well, whether you like it or

not, Eric, we'd better find a place to camp.

It'll be getting dark soon.

Excellent. Soon the repairs will be completed, and your work will be done

Thor. Your ship shall make me more powerful than ever.

Well, what is it? The lost children have been spotted in the forest nearby with

dungeon masters, young ones.

Good. Now we can eliminate them all.

No.

What? If you harm those children, I will work no more. Is that so?

Your threats mean little to me, Avenger. As you wish, Shadow Demon.

See that they are captured and bring them to me.

But... Go and do not harm them.

Say, uh, whatever your name is, you got any salt?

Sogor. No, not sugar.

Salt. Salt.

Say, sugar, these guys aren't as smart as we thought.

Who puts sugar on potatoes?

I'm afraid it is you who do not understand.

Sogar is his name.

Oh, right. And I'm Thumper, that's Bambi, and this is Dumbo. Can it, Eric.

nice. Hey, you guys, the fire's going out. I will get some firewood. Can I go

too, Sheila?

Come on, I'm old enough.

Okay, but be careful.

How old are you, Bobby?

Almost ten.

God. Gosh, and you're allowed to go out on your own? I wasn't allowed to go out

on my own until I was 55.

55? How old are you now?

74.

74. What a joke.

No, Gore.

He's not 74.

He's only 73 and a half.

Huh? But that's impossible.

No, it's not.

Look at him. They're children.

We are children.

Alphar is our only elder.

Well, how old is he?

552. That's middle age for our people.

Wow!

Are you kidding? They probably go to school for 360 years.

Okay, guys.

Listen, we'd better get some sleep.

We've got a big date tomorrow with Venger.

We are nearing Venger's castle.

I wonder why there are no guards around here.

Because nobody is stupid enough to ever try to come here. That's why.

Hey, look!

Oh,

no!

Come on, let's try to get closer.

What? I say we forget this whole deal.

We're not even sure where Alphor is, even if we could get inside the castle,

we can't. Well, maybe not all of us.

But one of us could.

Huh?

Especially if she were invisible.

Good idea, Sheila.

Now remember, Sheila, all you have to do is find out where Alphor and the ship

are, then get out of there.

By the time you get back, we'll be ready to move. You mean if she gets back.

Shut up, Barry.

everything.

That was a close one.

I sure hope Bender's dungeon is in the basement.

We're going to rescue you. How thoughtful of them.

Only it is not I who needs rescue.

Bender! Do not worry.

You will soon be joined by your friends.

It's been over an hour now. I think she's in trouble. I think she was in

when she left. In truth.

There's a 97 % chance that something unexpected has happened to your friend.

Oh, brother.

Ovino is right.

Dungeon Master!

In fact, you are all in great danger.

No kidding.

However, through defeat, you shall find victory. What's that supposed to mean?

It means the warranty has run out on Dungeon Master's brain.

I think the time has run out on our safety.

Look!

Now what are we supposed to do? Magic?

Maybe that's it.

Presto, try something.

Okay, here goes.

Cloaks of weapons, drop to the ground.

Put Avengers troopers in the loft and found.

Grab him.

Sorry, guys.

They have even captured the young barbarian.

Dungeon Master's other young ones cannot be far behind.

Soon, Shadow Demon, we shall have the ship and the magic weapons.

Yes, Master.

Boy, I still don't understand how my hat made those guys disappear.

Who cares? We're gonna get creamed anyway.

Come to your base, Eric.

While you're at it, cover your mouth, too. Eric's right.

This is pretty risky.

Provided we don't make any foolish mistakes, I'd say our odds of succeeding

precisely close.

Odds? My odds. The only thing odd around here is the way these clothes fit.

Eric, shut up and pay attention.

Okay,

come on.

Call for.

Way to go.

We did it.

I can do this stuff. Come on.

Yeah. Oh, look, I'm supposed to take these prisoners to the dungeon.

So is that the new dungeon or the old dungeon?

Oh, brother.

That way.

Cell three.

Yeah, thanks for the help. Catch you later.

You were cool, Eric. Real cool.

Hey, quit complaining. I got us the directions, didn't I?

The young ones are in the castle.

This will be easier than I expected.

Yes, master.

Here it is. Cell three.

Hang on, Sheila. We'll have you out in a minute.

It's us, Sheila. Come on out.

You're not Sheila.

Dungeon Master Spy.

This is no time for sentimentality. Let's get Alphor and get out of here.

Alphor! Alphor! Here.

I'll have you out in a second.

Ah!

A monster!

Oh, no, he must have eaten Alphor. Quick, help me close the door.

He hasn't eaten anyone.

He's a vegetarian.

We're all vegetarian.

We? Huh?

He's one of you.

You guys grow into monsters? I mean, things like that?

Brother, there's little time. We must retrieve our ship and depart for home.

Took the words right out of my mouth. How will the rest of you get through the

castle without being spotted?

I think we can handle it. Right, guys?

Right. Three to a cape should do it. Three people in each one of these?

Oh, no.

Phew.

What do you see, Bobby?

Back of Uni's head!

Which way to the ship, Alphor?

Through that corridor and to the right.

Ow! Get your elbow out of my ear!

It's over there.

Wow, a spaceship!

I wonder why there are no guards.

Why? Because nobody ever gets in here either. That's why.

I didn't know they had spaceships in this world.

We're not from this world. Our ship crashed here.

Huh? I wouldn't fly in that thing if Venger was standing right next to me.

It will not fly until I complete the repair of the motivator device.

So repair!

Repair!

Eric, duck!

What are you, nuts?

Oh, thanks.

Fools! You will never escape!

Kula, the crow wrench.

How long will this take, Alvor?

Not longer than we have.

What we need now is a 20 -ton tank.

Whoa!

Presto, this is no time to open a toy store.

Sorry.

once again, Shadow Demon. But Master, what of their weapons?

No doubt.

Destroyed as well.

Are you guys okay?

I guess we'll never get back to our world.

Or ours, either.

Nonsense. I think I can fix it. Where is your world, anyway? The planet Axon,

far off through the northern sky.

Oh, gee.

Yeah, great neighborhood. So how long before you'll have this jalopy up and

flying again, Pop?

Oh, not long.

Say, 15 years.

That soon?

That soon? I think we'd better switch to another airline.

Good luck with your ship, Alphor.

And your journey home.

Thank you all for your help. You're welcome.

Come on, guys.

We've still got to find a way home.