Original subtitles

Hey, look!

The Dungeons and Dragons ride!

Wow, neat!

Give me a break.

I don't like this!

Whoa! What's happening?

Whoa!

Where are we?

Look out!

Fear not, Ranger!

Barbarian, magician, thief, cavalier, and acrobat.

Who was

that? That was Venger, the force of evil. I am Dungeon Master, your guide

in the realm of Dungeons and Dragons.

Well, it looks like we're eating berries again.

Hey, look.

I caught something.

Help me pull it in.

Oh, boy.

Filet of sole.

Or maybe shrimp cocktail.

Or better yet, caviar. It's bigger than I thought.

Maybe lunch for seven.

He's a barbarian.

Bozo, you big bozo.

Bobby, look out.

Ow.

Break me, will ya? Yeah.

Are you all right?

Yeah, it's just a scratch. I feel not so good.

Bobby! Bobby, what's the matter?

I don't know, sis.

Maybe that monster's bite is poisonous.

I hope there's a cure.

Come on. We've got to find Dungeon Master.

Hank, then I've got to run.

He's got a fever.

What do we do now?

I don't suppose there's a drugstore around here. No, Cavalier, there is not.

Dungeon Master.

You've got to make Bobby well.

I wish it were that easy.

But this is nature's doing, and I'm afraid my magic cannot undo it. It

a natural remedy.

There must be something we can do. We can't just let him get worse. The only

cure is the foot of a yellow dragon.

Oh, great.

What are we supposed to do?

Waltz up to a yellow dragon and ask to borrow his foot?

Eric, shh! Where do we find the yellow dragon?

To the north, in the garden of Queen's Inn.

He's gone again?

Come on, we're heading north.

Yeah, well, I hope there's something to eat in this garden. I'm still starving.

Forget about your stomach, Eric.

Let's go.

Have you news for me, Stalker?

Yes, your majesty, I have.

A suitable knight has entered the realm. One who is fit to be your king.

Are you certain, Stalker? Can this one survive the trial of the worm?

Yes, my queen.

He carries a magic weapon given him by Dungeon Master.

Excellent. Bring him to me. I must have a king soon, or the spell will be broken

and I will lose my throne.

As you wish, Queen Zen.

You sure this is the right way, Hank? I don't see a sign of dragons anywhere.

I don't know, Presto, but we've got to keep looking.

Well, I can't look on an empty stomach. I've got to find some food.

Just take it easy, Bobby.

We'll find... the antidote, Bobby, and have you all better really soon.

Thanks, Guy.

There must be something edible around here.

Holy cow!

I must be dreaming!

Hello? Anybody belong to this food here?

No? Good. Oh, well, you had your chance to claim it.

Ah! Help!

It's Eric.

No, get away from me.

Hank, quick, get it before it gets me.

No, don't shoot.

I mean you no harm.

He's lying. Let him have it.

He was going to steal my food.

Me? No way.

I was just going to borrow it. Who are you?

My name is Sir Lars.

Take it. I have plenty.

Thanks.

Let's take some of this to Bobby.

The boy is very ill. He should not be moved.

Bring him to my house.

He can rest there.

Oh, come on.

You gonna trust a guy who looks like that?

So Lars is right.

I'll stay here with Bobby until you guys find the Garden of Zin.

Zin? Yes. The Dungeon Master told us we could find the antidote there.

Dungeon Master is wrong.

You will only find evil in the Garden of Zen.

You know where it is? You gotta tell us.

No. But my brother is sick. If he doesn't get the antidote... Very well.

Beyond the Dark Forest. Beyond the Valley of Smoke.

That way.

Be careful, Sheila. We'll return as soon as we can.

That's got to be the Valley of Smoke. But I don't see any garden.

Yeah, and Solaris didn't say anything about a fork in the road. I knew we

couldn't trust that creep. He's probably selling Bobby and Sheila to Venger at

this very minute.

You think we should go back?

No, no.

Always go forward.

Just follow the road to the south.

Well, why didn't you tell us that before?

You didn't ask.

Come on, let's get this disaster over with.

Hang on, Eric.

Don't you notice anything strange?

Strange? We're walking through the Valley of Smoke looking for pickled

feet? What could be strange?

No, I mean about Dungeon Master.

He's not talking in riddles.

Yeah.

Say, DM old buddy, mind if I ask you a question?

Not at all.

What's the name you gave me when I got the shield?

It's Cavalier, you phony baloney.

Well done, Cavalier.

I'm pleased to see you weren't fooled by this imposter. Don't listen to him.

He's the imposter.

So, you want to challenge my magic?

Very well.

Hey, who's who?

We've got to help Dungeon Master.

Yeah, but which one?

Now, foolish one, I'll teach you never to impersonate me.

Hank, wait!

You might get the wrong... I'm the real dungeon master.

He's the imposter. He'll destroy you with evil.

Very clever, but it will gain you nothing.

Wow! What was he? A phantom stalker. And he'll think twice about bothering you

again. Tell me, Ranger, how did you know that creature was not the real Dungeon

Master? You taught us to use force only to defend ourselves.

That imposter had you down, but he kept coming.

You learn quickly, very quickly.

Which is the right road, Dungeon Master?

The right road is not the left.

That's the real Dungeon Master, all right.

He means take the right fork, not the left.

We don't have time to waste. Come on.

Good luck.

You'll need it.

Sheila,

I'm right here, Bobby. I'm cold.

Fire needs more wood.

There must be something around here I can use as a blanket.

Sir Lars, what's this?

Never touch that! What would a creature, I mean someone like you, be doing with

a king's robe and crown?

They belong to someone gone now, never to return.

Well? This will keep the boy warm.

Thank you, Solars.

I don't get it. Dungeon Master said this road would take us right to the Garden

of Zin. If this was a garden, someone should definitely fire the gardener.

what's the... Who knows?

Let's just get out of here.

They're pulling us under.

Stop it, young ones.

Dungeon Master, are we ever glad to see you.

Get us out of here.

No.

It's the imposter again.

I knew it all along.

There's the real Dungeon Master.

Your powers of observation are improving, Cavalier.

Unfortunately, they still leave much to be desired.

Perhaps we'll... not survive the trial of the worm after all.

All goes as planned, Queen Zinn.

Then the young knight will face the trial of the worm.

Soon, my queen.

And where's Eric?

What's this? The local subway?

Diana, worms!

Worms? Those phantom stalkers said something about the trial of the worm.

Don't think about it. Let's get out of here and find that cure for Bobby.

Only if your friends find the cure.

These look like chemicals. Or medicine.

You're not a doctor, are you? Or a wizard?

No. I've studied much about magic. But I'm no wizard.

But I don't understand why you... Silence!

Ask me no more!

The spell makes me lose...

Spell? You're under some kind of spell?

You can do nothing for me. No one can.

Save your concern for your brother.

Oh.

What on earth could have dug a tunnel like this?

Who cares? I just want to get out.

What's the matter, Presto?

There's something up my sleeve.

Yeah, it's nothing.

What was that?

Oh, no.

I just figured out what dug this tunnel.

Well, what?

Worms. Worms?

Worms, I don't know how much longer I can take this crazy world.

Well, take a look at this.

That must be the Garden of Zen.

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's find that yellow dragon.

You have survived the trial of the worm.

Queen Zen requests your presence at once.

I hope my servants were

not rude with you.

I am Queen Zin, and I have need of a king.

Someone to rule my kingdom with me. I have chosen you.

Me? Him?

Him? Uh -uh.

No way. Sorry, but I'm trying to get out of this world. I don't want to settle

down in it.

Why not let your friends continue the search?

While you share the wealth of my throne with me.

Wealth?

On second thought...

Listen, guys, if I'm going to be trapped in this world, why not be trapped in

style? But what about Bobby?

Oh, yeah.

Listen, Queen, I'll be your king.

But first, tell my friends where to find the yellow dragon.

Our friend is sick. We need to slay the dragon and get its foot for the cure.

Slay the dragon?

Follow me into the garden.

The yellow dragon.

And this is its foot.

Thanks.

You sure you want to stay, Eric?

Beep's scrounging for berries every day. Come back and visit when Bobby's

better. You can even bring back that creep, Solarz.

Solarz?

Follow them. See that they never reach Solarz.

That's my queen.

Once I have my king...

My spell can never be broken.

Solar's place is just ahead.

I hope we found the cure in time.

This path is forbidden to you. You may come no farther.

Guess that's that, Hank.

Guess so.

gotta be a spell for this.

Abra, dabra, prefabra.

Phantom soccer.

This is Zen's dream.

Kingdom of Xen, on this day of your king's coronation, Cavalier, do you

Xen as your queen and promise to be her king for eternity?

I do. And to protect the kingdom from dragons and barbarian invaders?

Oh, well... And to perform the ritual dance with the serpent of fire to battle

the giant two -headed ogre to... Hold it! Is this a coronation or a disaster

movie? It's merely part of the ceremony.

Continue.

Infection, I understand.

Oh, queen of sin!

They're wearing us out, Hank! Every time we catch them, they just turn to smoke!

Come on, we've got to help!

Perhaps I can be some help after all!

Sheila! We've got the cure!

gun for release them stalkers or you'll never leave this forest perhaps

we should finish you too as a present for cruel men

Nowhere special, Bobby.

Yeah, just doing some gardening.

Is the boy well?

Yes, Sir Lars.

Sir Lars?

Not Sir Lars. My name is Sir Lawrence, heir to the throne of Zin, until my

sister's evil magic turned me into that creature. It was your tear of gratitude

that broke her spell.

You don't mean Queen Zin.

But Eric's about to become her king.

Well, at least she's beautiful.

Not for long.

With the spell on me broken, the one who cast it becomes its victim.

Poor Eric.

By the laws of this kingdom, I now pronounce you man and monster.

I quit.

No, it can't be.

I was so close.

So close.

You will not reconsider, Sheila.

I'm honored you asked me to be your queen, but my friends and I have to...

Well spoken, Sheila.

Dungeon Master!

You have seen the true person beneath his monstrous appearance.

You should be proud.

Speaking of which, I see right through you, Mr.

Impostor. Caution, Cavalier. I am the real Dungeon Master.

If you're the real Dungeon Master, then I'm a blue -nosed baboon.

A blue -nosed baboon?

What a strange choice.

What's so funny? So I made a little mistake.

Come on, Dungeon Master, change me back. I was just kidding.

I knew it was you all along.