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Hi, Grandpa.

Harold!

How you doing? How's it been?

Oh, you know, it's okay. I'm holding it together. You know, since Mabel passed

away, it's a little lonely around here.

But I'm making it. I'm making it, too.

Yeah, yeah. I think I'm going to go out and chase some youngins around.

That's right.

That's right.

Yeah. Well, you know, you know how Charlie's got that side piece.

Yeah.

You know, he looks 20 years younger.

So, you know, I figure, hey, I've made a pact with myself that I'm not going to

date any other girl.

Unless they're 25 years or younger.

That's right.

Hey, it's like the Fountain of Youth.

You know, I could usually put 10 or 15 years extra on here. I'm trying to make

it another 10 or 15, so it would be nice if I could stretch it out there a

little bit.

That's right.

I'm putting on my nice favorite flamingo shirt here and go out and let this

flamingo fly.

That's right.

Hey, so I'll tell you what.

I'll give you a call later and tell you what kind of progress I made. How's

that?

Okay.

Ciao.

Hi, Grandpa.

Good morning, sunshine.

Looks like you're about to go out.

I am.

I'm going to go out and sow some wild oats.

I'll tell you what.

You hold down the fort.

Make sure you keep the place nice and clean, and I'll do that a little bit

later. Okay.

Take some girls around, you know, live a little since your grandmother passed.

Okay, well, have fun.

All right.

You be safe there, sweetheart.

Hey, girl.

Yeah. oh my god i'm so sorry i didn't call you i was just letting you know

i might not be able to come over my step -grandfather just left um i don't know

where he went he said something about the fountain of youth and then he's

go find young pussy um so whatever that means yeah so i'm just

waiting for him to get back and then i'm gonna ask him to see what he said to

see if i can go over yeah

He's gonna come back, but I don't know if I can come over, you know?

I think he's coming back now.

Yeah, he's walking in now.

Okay, I'm gonna let go.

Alright, bye.

Hey, dollface.

Hey.

Are you okay? What's wrong?

Well...

It's old Gray Mary, what she used to be, I guess. I struck out here, I struck

out there. I must have talked to ten girls.

They just didn't give me the time of the day.

Well, what did you say to them?

Well, I used my favorite line.

It always works. You know, your feet must be tired because

you've been running through my mind all night.

That's what you said to them.

What else did you say?

Well, that's the one I always use.

Well, don't you have a few more pickup lines that you like to use?

I'm just rusty.

Yeah. Baby, I'm just rusty.

I haven't done this in so long.

Me and your grandmother were married for years.

You can't say that type of stuff to young girls.

They're not going to want to go after you.

Well, maybe you could give me a little advice.

Well, how about maybe we, like... Spurred you up a bit. Why don't we do

hair, get you a different outfit.

Like, do you have some different clothes?

I do.

Okay, well, why don't we just go look through your clothes and we'll see what

can put you in.

I think that's a great idea.

Okay, let's go. Oh, come on.

I can use smell.

All right, baby girl, I've got my nightgown right over here.

Your clothes are in there?

Yeah, I've got a few outfits.

Let's see what she did.

Let's see.

I'm going to pull everything out.

Okay. And this is what you normally wear? Is there something in here too?

Let's see.

Okay.

You can just be my fashion designer.

Okay. So let's see.

Now these are very nice dress pants.

Now, this is very classy if you would wear these, you know, for a woman that

would want to go out to dinner with, you know?

So, let's see if you would wear these.

Okay. This shirt.

Now, I think it's this. Oh, my goodness. See, this is a classy shirt.

You think so?

Yeah. Button up. It has long sleeves.

You like it better than this one?

I like this shirt, but this shirt's just nicer to go out to eat. You know what I

mean? Like, if you want to pull girls, Grandpa, you have to look very nice and

classy. You know?

How are you?

And see, look.

This belt with this, what do you, you would pull a really hot girl with this.

I like where you're going with this.

Okay, let's see more.

And all black. A girl loves black.

So this shirt, even with these jeans, would even be nice.

What do you think?

What's your favorite outfit to wear?

Honey, you're your grandpa's fashion designer.

I won't take any suggestions you got.

I'm obviously not hitting a home run.

Well, if I were you, I would wear these because when I know me like a guy, I

like him to wear black.

Do you like wearing these jeans? It would show your body off really nicely.

Listen, honey, if you think that wearing these clothes right here will get me

girls like you, then I'm all for it. I do. I really think so. I think we can

this out.

So I think that, let's see. What about these ones?

Let's look at these two shirts.

Overall, I think that you should wear this blue

with this shirt.

Because it's going to bring out your eyes.

Yeah, your eyes are blue. I think that these ones are the winners.

Yeah, they're jean and they're black. And it'll go perfectly with this shirt.

Perfect. Well, if you say so.

I miss belt.

What do you think about that?

Well, I'm certainly matching with that.

Okay, so let's see it on. You should go try this on, and I'll wait for you up

here. Okay.

Give it a whirl.

I'll be right there. I'm so excited to see you in it. Fun stuff, me too.

Oh, let's check this out.

Okay, well, I'm waiting for you.

Give me just a second. Okay.

All right.

I think that just about does it.

How's this look?

You look amazing.

You like it? Yes.

I love this shirt.

Let me just fix you up a little. Let me just fix yourself.

You know, young lady, young girl like you haven't touched me around those

For 30 years.

Grandpa, you're so pretty.

Don't say that.

Let me fix you up here.

Now, I want you to tell me what you're going to say to these girls when you go

out. Try some pickup lines on me.

Well, I'm not real good at pickup lines, babe girl.

Maybe you can help me with some.

Let me think.

So, what you're going to say is...

Hey, beautiful.

You know, I'd really like to take you out sometime.

Do you think I could get your number?

Can I practice on you?

Yeah, of course.

So there I go.

See the girl across the room.

Come up with my drink in my hand. Yeah.

Okay.

Hey, beautiful.

Hi.

You're awfully pretty there. How about I buy you a drink?

Oh, thank you.

I'm so pleased. Of course.

So you think it's going to be that easy? Yes. If you wear this exact outfit and

you take these glasses off.

Perfect. So it's that easy. Yes.

At least for me. I hope you're right.

Yeah, I think I'm going to be right.

We're going to see how it goes. Now you go get them. You go get this girl. I

can't wait.

I'm so excited to see you. I can't wait to see you later.

Okay. All right.

Time to put on something a little bit more comfortable.

Thank you.

so much better I

think I'm just gonna go wait for

him to get home

She still hasn't called me.

And he's not back yet.

I'm just gonna take a nap.

Sleep in beauty over there.

Grandpa,

you're home.

Yes, I made it back.

It went so good.

Thanks to you.

Let me tell you all.

I had so much fun.

Yeah. Oh, it was so good.

The line that you had me say worked so well. I talked to eight girls that was

25. Eight? Eight girls that was 25 and younger. And I got six phone numbers.

Oh, my God. That's a lot of phone numbers. I got six phone numbers.

And I got something called a friend request or something on one of these

medias. I'm not sure.

Not worse, but it's one of the social media things.

Yeah. So.

Oh, I guess that's cool.

I mean, I was kind of lonely without you here.

You were lonely without your grandpa.

Yeah, I was.

Well, guess what?

What? I couldn't stop thinking about you the whole time that I was out talking

to those young girls. All I could think about was you. Is that weird?

Because honestly, I kind of got really jealous when you left.

Oh, you did?

Yeah. And I kind of just got upset because I wanted you to be here with me.

And I know that you think that you have to go see all these young girls, but you

could just stay here and fuck me all you want.

I was hoping you would say something like that.

Yeah. You sure?

Mm -hmm.

Look at these pretty entities.

Oh wow!

Oh, open it up for me. Do you like it, Grandpa?

It's so pretty.

It looks so delicious.

May I taste it?

Mm -hmm. Yeah? Yeah, quite.

Oh, look at that good daddy down there.

Oh.

You come over here to me.

You come over here to your grandpa.

Oh, good Lord.

Oh, good Lord.

It tastes so good, baby.

I missed you, Grandpa.

I would much rather play with you than those other girls anyway.

That's what I would care.

Grandpa, taste your hands.

Does it feel good?

My grandbaby tastes so good.

You like how your grandpa chugs your ass?

I feel so good.

Oh yes, you do too. So good.

Come on, baby.

I love you.

You rub your pussy while you jazz, baby.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Baby, just like that.

Oh, you're saying the magic words, baby

girl.

Look at your toe, little pussy.

Stretch it out, Grandpa.

Look at that, baby.

Oh, yeah. Stretch it, little pussy.

It feels so good, Grandpa.

Oh, yes.

It feels so good.

Right there, baby.

Right there, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

Grandpa, I love you.

Oh.

Oh, so tight.

Oh, you little pussy. So tight, baby.

Oh, that's right.

You're stretching me out. Oh, it's so good.

Oh, look right now, you can have this shirt.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, those legs are for Grandpa.

Oh, yeah, Grandpa.

You're already for Grandpa.

Oh, so tired, baby.

Oh, so tired.

Oh, your big dick is so good, Grandpa.

Oh, it feels better than anything I've ever felt before.

You like it, baby?

Yeah.

Oh, you come here. Oh,

shit.

I love it so much baby.

I love this cock in my mouth every time I eat it.

It's all yours baby girl.

let me

see you

Oh, so good, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, look at those pretty eyes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah, Grandpa.

Yeah, fuck yeah.

Why don't you like this young little teen, Mom? You love it so much, baby.

You suck the whole dick doing this like that.

Mm -hmm.

That's right, that's what you saw

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

I'll take four beds. You want to have a tight little pussy?

Yeah. Yeah, why don't you get up there and ride that good little dick.

Oh,

look at your pretty little young body.

Oh,

it's so tight.

Oh, yes, Grandpa.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. They're so good. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

I'm so fucking good.

You can fuck up everything you want.

I'm so fucking good. I'm fucking good. I'm fucking good. I'm fucking good. I'm

fucking

good.

Feel good?

Yes,

it feels so good, Grandpa. Oh, fuck yes.

I feel a little pussy.

I love pleading this call.

Oh, my knees.

Oh,

look at me.

Look at me.

pussy up pussy up pussy up little

girl fuck yeah just like that just like that you're gonna

die

Yeah, fuck yeah.

That rugger daddy dick. Just like that.

There you go.

He peaked a little pussy with me.

There you go. Just like that.

That's right.

There you go.

Oh.

Joe said, don't you stop.

Don't you stop.

Don't you fucking stop.

It's so wet.

It's so wet for you, Grandpa. I can't believe I'm fucking my grandbaby.

My favorite granddaughter.

I always knew you were my favorite.

I'm taking my pussy, Grandpa.

Put it in. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

You leave for poverty, baby.

Your ass is so nice.

Oh, dear Lord.

Good.

Fuck yes.

Little pussy feels so fucking good.

You know what? You know what pussy feels good?

Oh, that's amazing.

Oh, yeah. Fuck that tight little pussy.

Oh, fuck yes.

Back in there, baby.

Oh, my God.

Follow in your little pussy.

Just like that.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, it's so fucking tight.

You take it for Google and you take it just like that.

You're all right, baby.

Here you go.

Here you go, baby.

Here you go, baby.

Here you go, baby.

Take it from grandpa.

Who needs phone numbers when they got a grandbaby like you?

I loved it, Grandpa.

Oh, it tasted so good.

Oh, Danny.

Oh, baby girl.

Thank you for being my best grandpa ever.

Grandpa's got to watch his ticker.

I want to live longer.

I can't with a girl like you around me.

Oh.

Oh, wow. I think I'm going to have to jump in the shower.

Okay.

Hi,

Grandpa.