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Chappelle's Show. 2 00:00:05,230 --> 00:00:06,100 Chappelle's Show. 3 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:06,970 Chappelle's Show. 4 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:08,240 Chappelle's Show. 5 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,540 Oww. 6 00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:11,710 Whoo-hoo-hoo. 7 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:13,440 Whoo-hoo. 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,040 Yeah, yeah. 9 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:20,380 Let's start the show. 10 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:24,290 (announcer) Dave Chappelle! 11 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,890 Hey, hey! 12 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,790 Clippity-clappity, clappity-clap! 13 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:33,400 I've gotta tell you guys, 14 00:00:33,430 --> 00:00:37,730 when I'm not doing this show I play a lot of video games. 15 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:39,500 I don't know if you guys are into them a lot, 16 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:42,940 but I love video games, anytime, all the time. 17 00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:44,710 I make love to my wife: "Get off me." 18 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:47,710 Turn on Playstation. 19 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:49,040 I just want points, man. 20 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,210 My whole life's like Vice City, man, look. 21 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:52,950 It's crazy, man, you'll see. 22 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:54,690 Look, just look at this. 23 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:58,590 I'll see you, baby. 24 00:00:58,590 --> 00:00:59,420 Bye. 25 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:00,720 Bye-bye. 26 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:14,170 (car honks) 27 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,640 Sorry, I need this! 28 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:19,370 What are you doing?! 29 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:21,110 Not if I can help it. 30 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:22,410 (gunshots) 31 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,150 Ow! Oh! 32 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:32,390 (machine gun firing) 33 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:41,060 The name's Chappelle. 34 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:48,870 Bye, baby, I'll see you later. 35 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:50,610 I love ya! 36 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:57,550 (applause) 37 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,520 I was recently overseas in Japan. 38 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,220 I'm not braggin'. 39 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,420 I got a lot of respect in Japan. 40 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,460 I've never been treated so well by people. 41 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:15,360 I would say that I was loved and feared at the same time. 42 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,100 I have footage of my vacation, 43 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:20,640 and I would like to share it with you right now. 44 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,870 (melodramatic music playing) 45 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,080 (loud rumbling) 46 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,850 (screaming) 47 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,690 Ahh... 48 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,300 (funkier music playing) 49 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:50,030 Ohh! 50 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:20,400 (coughing) 51 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:30,400 All y'all right here, I got something for ya. 52 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,670 I got something for all y'all. 53 00:03:32,970 --> 00:03:35,580 Oh, no, he pull his pants down! 54 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:37,750 Ta-daaa. 55 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,390 That's no snake, honey. 56 00:03:43,420 --> 00:03:45,990 It's raining it's pouring... 57 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,130 (siren blaring) 58 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:02,900 Oh, snap! 59 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:05,070 I thought you was locked up. 60 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:07,240 (roaring) 61 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:16,790 You have a problem, huh? 62 00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:20,690 Ooh! 63 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:28,930 Oh, no! 64 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,100 (squish, Godzilla roars) 65 00:04:34,570 --> 00:04:35,870 Yee! 66 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,040 (electricity buzzing) 67 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,080 Yah! 68 00:04:48,450 --> 00:04:49,750 Yeah! 69 00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:51,920 I'm from the streets, bitch! 70 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,900 Oh, no! 71 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:18,810 Oh, ooh! Hot, hot! 72 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:24,020 Oh, no, not stick. 73 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:27,060 Ahh! Ahh! 74 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:29,660 Ah! 75 00:05:29,690 --> 00:05:32,260 (romantic piano music playing) 76 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,900 Um... 77 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:41,400 I'll call you sometime or come around or something. 78 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,410 I'll be back. 79 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:48,310 (roar) 80 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:51,780 We're gonna take a quick commercial break. 81 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,850 We'll be right back, folks, with more Chappelle's Show. 82 00:05:54,850 --> 00:05:56,550 So don't go anywhere. 83 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,060 Man, I'm bored. 84 00:06:03,090 --> 00:06:06,960 I gotta go to the Chappelle Show. 85 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,560 You know, folks... 86 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,600 tonight is actually a very special night. 87 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:15,640 I was in negotiations with Comedy Central 88 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:19,140 to do a one-hour special... much like I did on HBO. 89 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:20,440 Very excited about it, 90 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,180 and then, suddenly the negotiations fell apart 91 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,910 'cause they didn't have the money that I wanted. 92 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:25,610 They won't budge. 93 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:27,380 But they did, they did come up with enough money 94 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:30,820 for me to do a two-minute special. 95 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:32,550 Yes, and tonight, 96 00:06:32,990 --> 00:06:34,760 you are the lucky crowd that gets to see it. 97 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,060 So everyone, just sit tight. 98 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:37,360 I'm gonna go in the back 99 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,660 and we're gonna start shootin' this puppy. 100 00:06:38,660 --> 00:06:40,920 All right, let's get it goin'. 101 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:49,470 (funky music plays) 102 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,420 Ladies and gentlemen, 103 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:12,750 give it up right now for Dave Chappelle! 104 00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:15,790 (cheers and applause) 105 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,070 Whassup? 106 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,240 How y'all feelin'? 107 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:33,170 I gotta get right into it, I don't have a lot of time now. 108 00:08:33,170 --> 00:08:36,180 I wanna talk about the war. 109 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:40,080 I wanna tell y'all how I really feel about the war. 110 00:08:40,110 --> 00:08:42,720 Y'all ready to hear how I feel about the war? 111 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,320 Y'all ready to hear how I feel about Bush? 112 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,050 Well, this is how I feel... 113 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:47,890 (buzzer) 114 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,650 Thank you very much, good night! 115 00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:17,390 Fuckin' pay me! 116 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:30,400 Chappelle's Show. 117 00:09:30,430 --> 00:09:33,440 Better not bring your kids. 118 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:35,170 Hey, guys. 119 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:42,980 Do any of you guys watch those documentaries on HBO? 120 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:45,180 Those, uh, "Hookers and Johns"? 121 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:46,880 (audience) Yeah. 122 00:09:46,910 --> 00:09:49,950 Did anybody see that one, "Pimps Up, Ho's Down"? 123 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:51,650 (light applause) 124 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:53,420 I just seen their new one, 125 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:55,120 and I got an advanced copy on it, 126 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,020 you're gonna love it. 127 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:57,290 Check it out. 128 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,250 Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'? 129 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,560 Like, real hatin', man, that's like an art form, man. 130 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,720 You know, it's like, you like a born hater. 131 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,290 You know, like myself, a lot of cats think they hatin'. 132 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:35,500 I mean, I'm mad at everything, man. 133 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,230 Brother got a nice car... 134 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:38,970 "Man, why you got a car? I only got one car. 135 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:41,130 "Why you got three cars or a wife or all that? 136 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,840 "Man, that's played out." 137 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,040 I hate on a nigga 'til he's totally broke, 138 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:48,040 and ain't got nothin' like me, you know what I'm sayin'? 139 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,510 'Cause, yeah, that's what real hatin' is all about, man. 140 00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:52,850 Hey, what's poppin', everybody? 141 00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:54,150 The evil star here, wanna welcome you to 142 00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:56,720 the Fifth Annual Player Haters Award, uh, Ceremony. 143 00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:00,220 This gala affair, we, uh, we host this once a year. 144 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:03,220 We honor the most prestigious verbal abusers, 145 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,960 uh, on the planet. 146 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,300 (heavy Korean accent) 147 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,840 Again, I'm hating all them Koreans. 148 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,540 (speaking Korean) 149 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:27,080 Is that a cut on beauty? 150 00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:31,420 The player haters ball gives us an opportunity 151 00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:35,760 to hate on a diverse array of mark-ass marks, 152 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:38,360 trick-ass marks, punk bitches 153 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:41,480 and skip-scap skanks and scallywags... 154 00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:45,500 ho's, heifers, hee-haws and hula hoops. 155 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,070 Man, you oughtta take that cane 156 00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:50,070 and beat whoever made that suit to death. 157 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,810 (laughs) 158 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,970 Why don't you vacuum that coat, man? 159 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,710 Well, well, well! 160 00:11:55,740 --> 00:12:00,920 The most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. 161 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:03,120 Buc Nasty, what can i say about that suit 162 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,990 that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? 163 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:10,020 It looks bombed out and depleted. 164 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:13,060 And of course, the so-called "beautiful". 165 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:16,130 Why don't you click your heels together three times 166 00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:18,270 and go back to Africa? 167 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,870 And as for you, Boss Hogg, 168 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:24,340 very insulting what you said about my coat. 169 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:26,970 It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. 170 00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:28,680 Quite shitty. 171 00:12:28,710 --> 00:12:31,750 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take my throne 172 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,750 'cause I'm a shoo-in... 173 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:36,920 for hater of the year. 174 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:39,550 The Player Haters Ball is not always about 175 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:42,120 hating on one another. 176 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,730 We play games with each other, too. 177 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,330 Like our annual Photo Flip. 178 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,630 Oh. Damn. 179 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:49,930 Oh my God. 180 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,130 Little-ass teeth? Nigga got dolphin teeth. 181 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,840 Arsenio Hall teeth! 182 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:56,470 He always says he doesn't want anyone to see him shine, 183 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:59,040 but the nigga looks shiny to me. 184 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:02,940 Looks like Malcolm X before he converted to Islam. 185 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:05,110 Next. 186 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,450 Thank you, Miss Effie. 187 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:09,050 Good lord, almighty, it's Osama Bin Laden. 188 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:11,220 That motherfucker pumped my gas in my car 189 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,920 on the way over here. 190 00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:15,990 That's ironic, because I take yoga classes from him. 191 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:18,130 Next picture, please. 192 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,600 I like the song the girl sings, "Papa, Don't Preach". 193 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,360 I got a song for you too, bitch. 194 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,530 It's called, "Daughter, Don't Sing". 195 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:28,540 Next picture, please. 196 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,710 It's Boy George! 197 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,910 Now, that man right there I'd hate to fight. 198 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:36,340 She wears underwear with dick holes in 'em. 199 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:41,590 (man) Now to present the award 200 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:45,020 for Player Hater of the Year... Ice T.! 201 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,620 (booing) 202 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,560 You look like Bill Cosby on crack! 203 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:53,290 I'd like to welcome all you ignorant-ass bitches, 204 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,900 critics, complainers, disgruntled rappers, 205 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,030 ha, and racists especially, 206 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:01,070 to the Ninth Annual International 207 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,670 Player Haters Ball! 208 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,840 Oh, man, hate, hate, hate... 209 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:08,040 (audience chanting) Hate, hate, hate, hate... 210 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,040 Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. 211 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,780 Oh, man, you corny! 212 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,950 Next nigga say somethin' while I'm talkin' 213 00:14:14,950 --> 00:14:17,150 is gettin' shot, please believe that. 214 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:19,290 Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate! 215 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,460 So without further ado, 216 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:24,960 let me give you the nominations for Player Hater of the Year. 217 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,960 Y'all ready? 218 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,430 First up... Buc Nasty! 219 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,300 (booing) 220 00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:34,070 Clap for me, bitch! 221 00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:36,200 Buc Nasty is nominated for... 222 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,500 getting his best friend's wife pregnant, 223 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,010 then tricking his best friend 224 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,580 into raising the little motherfucker. 225 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,350 Yeah, holla at your boy. 226 00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,920 Damn, that's hateful! 227 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:50,520 The next nominee is Pit Bull. 228 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:52,250 (booing) 229 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:55,720 Pit Bull is nominated for calling the police 230 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,790 on the drug dealers that moved next door to his house, 231 00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,960 not because it was the right thing to do, 232 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,830 just because he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. 233 00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:07,000 Pit Bull! (barks) 234 00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,770 Finally, the one and only... 235 00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:10,910 Silky Johnson! 236 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,510 (boos and applause) 237 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:16,110 Silky Johnson is nominated 238 00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:20,450 for calling in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics, man! 239 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,650 (audience) Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate! 240 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:24,350 The winner of the Ninth Annual 241 00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:26,120 Player Hater of the Year Award is... 242 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,500 (man) Look like a bootleg Ice T.! 243 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:31,290 Silky Johnson! 244 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:34,760 (booing) 245 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,060 Kiss my ass! 246 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,230 I'm the biggest hater! 247 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,910 Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass! 248 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,510 Hit me, baby. 249 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,710 That, of course, was beautiful talkin'. 250 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,880 Beautiful on the weekends does stunts 251 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,450 for Little Richard in gay movies. 252 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,490 (laughter) 253 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,960 First off, I would like to thank God almighty 254 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:05,990 for giving everybody so much... 255 00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:09,460 and me so little. 256 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,630 I hate you, I hate you, 257 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,670 I don't even know you, and I hate your guts. 258 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:17,300 I hope all the bad things in life happen to you 259 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,040 and nobody else but you. 260 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,740 (booing) 261 00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,910 Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate! 262 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,080 And as I sip my soda 263 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,680 that I'm sure somebody spit in 264 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,150 I just would like to say to all of you, 265 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:35,490 kiss my ass, you rotten motherfuckers. 266 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,560 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home 267 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,590 and put some water in Buc Nasty's mama's dish. 268 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,300 Good evening. 269 00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,900 (laughter) 270 00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:47,670 Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, 271 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:49,890 hate, hate, hate, hate, hate... 272 00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:55,880 (cheers and applause) 273 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:59,350 I will be right back, I will see you shortly. 274 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:00,680 Come back, don't go anywhere. 275 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:04,300 You got more Chappelle's Show after these messages. 276 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:07,590 Turn on your TV. 277 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,630 What you gonna see? 278 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,390 I would like to thank all of you 279 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:14,530 for being here with me tonight. 280 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,830 You're great. 281 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,030 And I'd like to thank you at home for watching. 282 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:22,150 Tune in next week and we'll see you on Chappelle's Show. 283 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,270 I'm rich, bi-atch! 284 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:27,240 (horn honks) 285 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,840 Hi, thank you! 286 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,820 Silky mama got one big titty 287 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,330 and one little titty, 288 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,150 and they call that bitch "biggie smalls"! 289 00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:41,950 Hit me three times, baby. 290 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:45,330 He looks like a broke-ass... 291 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,360 he looks like a broke-ass... 292 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,400 he looks like a broke-ass... 293 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:54,870 he looks like a broke-ass... 294 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:58,340 sexual, broke, uh, sexual chocolate. 295 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,510 Is that the word? 296 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,680 I wish you ill, Ice T. 297 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,740 That's right, that's right. 20433

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