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Chappelle's Show.
Chappelle's Show.
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Chappelle's Show.
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Chappelle's Show.
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Chappelle's Show.
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Ow.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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Whoo-hoo.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Let's start the show.
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(cheering and applause)
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(announcer)
Ladies and gentlemen,
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put your hands together
for Dave Chappelle!
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(cheering and applause)
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Man...
thank you so much.
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Thanks for joining us,
you guys.
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Welcome back to another
episode of Chappelle's Show.
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Now, a lot of us
go to the movies
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and they seem
a little fake, don't they?
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And, certain moments, you can't
suspend your disbelief.
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Crocodile Dundee, for example.
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Remember when the brother
come up and,
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"give me your
money, Crocodile Dundee."
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(Australian accent)
"Oh, that's not a knife.
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This is a knife."
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Any black dude in New York
would have been like,
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"well, then this is a gun."
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The point is, those movies
are phony baloney,
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so tonight I bring
to you the real versions
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of some of my favorite movies.
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One of my favorite
love movies, Ghost...
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where you find that
even the afterlife
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can't separate
you from true love.
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(audience laughing)
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Molly...
Molly, Molly.
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Hey, Molly,
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your husband's clothes
fit funny, girl.
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Well, they look better on you
than they ever did on him.
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Why don't you
take 'em off?
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Not a bad idea.
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Mm-hmm.
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You ready to get
some of this lovin'?
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You bet
your ass I am.
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It's my dumb-ass husband
who's dead, not me.
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You ready to step
into the jungle?
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(woman)
Ooh, yeah.
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What do you say?
Oh, man!
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Molly!
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Oh, nigger,
you know I see you.
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You know... yeah, I'm looking
right at you.
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You, the ghost,
nigger, I see you.
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You're freaky, man.
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You like to watch?
You wanna watch?
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How this make you feel?
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Whee!
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(laughter and applause)
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Hey, man, life's got
to go on, right?
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Life's got to go on,
life's got to go on.
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Now, I don't want to
pick on everybody else
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without, uh,
making fun of myself, so...
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let's take a look at
the, uh, real version
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of a little movie called
Half Baked, where...
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(applauding)
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I think we all know
the story:
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Friend gets locked in jail,
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then his three friends have
to sell reefer to make the bail.
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Yo, Thurgood.
Aah!
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Yo, wake up, man.
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Yo, Kenny didn't
come home last night, B.
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We're really
worried, man.
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Yo, he's
in jail, yo.
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Jail?
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Yeah.
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I got it.
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Why don't I break into
the lab where I'm working?
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They got weed there,
I'll steal it,
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we can sell it,
and we'll make his bail.
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Psh... I don't want
to do that.
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No, man.
No.
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All right.
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Y'all wanna
smoke some weed?
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Yeah!
Hell, yeah, B.!
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Wassup?
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Kenny's
on his own, then.
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We need
a new roommate!
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Yo, fuck Kenny, B.!
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I hope he gets fucked
in his butt in jail!
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Booty-fuck
Kenny, man.
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(applauding)
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Knock, knock.
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(audience)
Who's there?
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Some skits, bi-atch!
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(narrator)
The year was 1955,
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and Danny Corey had
never had sex.
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In fact, he had
never even kissed a girl.
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But all his rookie inexperience
gave him one clear advantage:
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A total lack of fear.
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When you're
that young and horny
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you got nothing to lose.
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During a screening of
Rebel Without A Cause,
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Corey had a brilliant idea.
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Using his Boy Scout
pocket knife,
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he quickly carved
a hole in the popcorn tub,
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to give his date more
than just popcorn.
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This is a brilliant move.
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(James "Skank" Scanton) Notice that
he bought the large tub of corn,
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he bought butter,
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he arranges it on his lap,
smiles at her,
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and this is
where it happens,
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right... here!
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She realizes what she's
touching and continues.
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Brilliant...
just brilliant!
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The "penis in the popcorn"
is a classic
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that has set
a new standard
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for reckless and desperate
men everywhere.
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And we, including myself...
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because
that's how I got this...
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wish to thank Danny Corey.
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(narrator) Danny Corey would
go down as a hook-up legend,
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joining Harvey Randolph,
the inventor of
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the "we're out of gas" move,
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and Joey Newsom,
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the inventor of the seemingly
platonic sleepover
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that ends in dry-humping
and, eventually, insertion.
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All of them great men,
all of them pioneers.
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This has been...
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all right, y'all, look,
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we're gonna take
a quick commercial break.
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We'll be right back with
more Chappelle's Show.
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(applause)
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Man, I'm bored.
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I gotta go to
the Chappelle's Show.
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Good evening,
I'm Kent Wallace.
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Since its inception,
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Hollywood has often been
accused of racism.
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But is it racist?
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And if so,
who are the culprits?
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Frontline embarked on a journey
to answer these questions
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and what we
uncovered... may shock you.
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(Kent Wallace) For years,
"Rin Tin Tin" was adored by
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countless Americans
for his TV exploits.
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Who stole the silver?
(barking)
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12 of them?
Good boy, Rin.
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His acts of heroism
and undying loyalty
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to his master were
his trademarks.
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That is, until recent
allegations surfaced.
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This is Justin Wilkes,
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a security guard
in Montgomery, Alabama.
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For three decades,
he has waged
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a personal crusade
against the canine star.
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That dog that you call
"Rin Tin Tin", I call "racist".
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I saw the show.
I saw the dog.
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I said, "where do
I know this dog from?"
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And it hit me.
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Selma, Alabama, 1957 riots,
in front of Woolworth's!
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So, you're saying
that's you in the classic
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civil rights footage.
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Okay, see, that's
a discrepancy right there.
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What you calling "classic
civil rights footage,"
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I call "footage of me
getting bit on my ass
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by a German Shepherd from
Dusseldorf, Germany."
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If you would like to see,
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there's actually bite marks
on my ass that can prove it.
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We hunted down
the dental records
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of the dog who played
Rin Tin Tin.
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A few days later,
Mr. Wilkes returned,
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and a canine dental
expert compared
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the records with his scar.
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This is, uh, most definitely
a match right here.
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What I say?
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Come on, what did
I say?
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That opened the floodgates.
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In subsequent weeks,
more African-Americans
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came forward with similar
accusations
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against iconic animals,
breaking decades of silence.
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Mr. Ed.
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I worked with him
for two years.
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That disgusting,
bigot-ass horse!
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Mr. Ed, take four.
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Oh, I better
get out of here.
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Took ya I-I-long
enough, n-n-nigger.
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I'll cut you,
I'ma cut you, do you hear me?
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Boys, get her away
from me!
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I know
where you live, Mr. Ed.
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I'm gonna cut you.
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There were also many rumors
of his off-camera activities.
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Frontline was sent,
anonymously,
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this picture with this
not-so-subtle note attached:
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"Dear Frontline,
this is Mr. Ed."
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But worse than Mr. Ed,
worse even than Rin Tin Tin,
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were the accusations
lobbed at Flipper.
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It's James,
the nigger-hating dolphin!
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Get out!
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(dolphin squeaking)
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Shocking.
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Unfortunately,
none of the animals in question
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are alive to offer a rebuttal.
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However, the estate of Mr. Ed
did issue this statement:
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"We deeply
regret the way Mr. Ed
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"was taken advantage of
by the Klan.
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"If it's any consolation,
his best friend was
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the Black Stallion."
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Next time on Frontline,
we expose
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racist Hollywood automobiles,
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and hear disturbing audio
from the hit TV show
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Knight Rider.
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(Kitt) Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael.
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I'm Kent Wallace.
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Good night.
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(cheering)
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Ever see that movie
with Mel Gibson,
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uh, What Women Want,
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where he could read
women's minds?
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See, that's
the kind of movie you could
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only do with a guy
like Mel Gibson.
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You couldn't do
the opposite of that movie,
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What Men Want, 'cause it'd be
too gross and disgusting.
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I wonder what
it'd look like?
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Well, let's take a look
at what it'd look like.
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(elevator bell rings)
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Man, if I could just slide
a finger down
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the crack of that ass.
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Oh, mama.
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I wish my boys
could see this.
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Damn, look at the ass
on that one.
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I want to have
doggy-style sex with her, ugh.
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Oh, oh, baby!
Damn!
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Look at
them nipples, man.
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(elevator bell rings)
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(boy) I would put a
hurtin' on that bitch.
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Damn!
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(elevator bell rings)
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(laughing)
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And on that note, we're gonna
take a quick commercial break.
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We'll be right back, everybody,
with more Chappelle's Show.
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Stick around.
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Turn on your TV.
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Oh, man, thanks.
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(applauding)
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You know, way back on
the second episode,
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I did this piece
about a, uh... a crack addict
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coming to a drug-awareness
week at a school.
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I got a lot
of complaints about it.
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I got a lot of letters
about it.
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A lot of people said
I was insensitive, so...
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I brought him back again
to the show.
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Make some noise...
Tyrone Biggums.
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Okay, okay, remember now, we're
not here to judge anybody,
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we want to handle
this with love, right?
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You want to tell him how his
drug abuse has hurt you,
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and he hurt himself, okay?
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Harold, what time did you
tell him to be here?
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5:00, but he's
always late.
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No, he'll be here...
in three, two, one...
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00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:51,810
is this the 5:00
free crack giveaway?
255
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,310
He's been away for a while
but he's back around
256
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,480
y'all tell anybody,
I'll kill ya!
257
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,510
I'll kill ya!
258
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,910
The kookiest crackhead
in the town
259
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,120
peanut butter
and crack sandwich.
260
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,290
He kicked his habit
back in the joint
261
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,590
now he's back on point.
262
00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,320
Look out, crack,
here I come!
263
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,160
(crashing)
264
00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:13,490
He's finally home,
he's Tyrone.
265
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:17,000
(narrator) This week, Tyrone
gets invited to an intervention.
266
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,730
Oh, ya... lock
the door, good idea.
267
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:20,000
Hey.
268
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:23,470
Okay, Tyrone, do you know
why you're here?
269
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,540
Mm-hmm, I'm here for
same reasons you is, man,
270
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,240
I want some crack.
271
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,980
Crack.
272
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,580
Okay, Tyrone, we are not
giving crack away today.
273
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:33,880
Uh-huh... wha...
no, no.
274
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:34,780
What time is it?
275
00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:36,050
It's 5:00.
276
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,820
Did I miss the 5:00
free crack giveaway?
277
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,990
Tyrone, Tyrone, these are
your friends here,
278
00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:41,290
and they have something
they'd like to say to you.
279
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:42,590
I've been tricked!
280
00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:44,320
Okay, Tyrone,
I'm what is known as
281
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,630
an intervention counselor.
Oh!
282
00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:47,790
Yeah, and these people
would like to talk to you
283
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,660
about your drug use.
284
00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:49,930
What are you
talking about, man?
285
00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:50,830
I don't do drugs.
286
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:51,700
What y'all tell
him, huh?
287
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,430
Come on,
Benedict Arnolds!
288
00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:54,730
What y'all tell him?
289
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,900
Rhonda, would you
like to go first?
290
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:57,770
This is ridiculous.
291
00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,070
What is going on
in here?
292
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,640
Do we get
crack at the end?
293
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:06,410
Tyrone, you know
I love you,
294
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:08,620
but I feel like
drugs is hurting you
295
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,190
and they're hurting me.
296
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:14,250
Tyrone, I was very hurt that
you carjacked me that time.
297
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,560
What you talking
about, Rhonda?
298
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,720
I would never
carjack that ugly-ass car.
299
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,990
Get out the car!
300
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:20,760
Tyrone, what
are you doing?
301
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,460
Who's Tyrone, huh?
302
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,800
I don't know
Tyrone!
303
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,530
No, it's you with your
crusty-ass lips!
304
00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:27,700
Stop playin', Rhonda,
get out the car!
305
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,400
Get out the car!
306
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,740
I don't
know any Tyrone!
307
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,310
Look, the police found
you three hours later
308
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,750
in my car, asleep,
high on crack.
309
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,240
That's impossible,
Rhonda.
310
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,850
How can you sleep
if you're high on crack, hmm?
311
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:41,980
It's a Chinese riddle
for you.
312
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:44,580
Okay, let's have, uh,
Jenny and Rob.
313
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,320
I ain't do
that, Rhonda.
314
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:50,220
Tyrone, we opened
our home to you.
315
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,830
You let your addiction
316
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,130
lead you to abuse
our trust.
317
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,600
Oh, Jenny, R-Rob,
look, y'all,
318
00:13:58,030 --> 00:13:59,330
it's me you're talking to,
319
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:01,100
I... I would
never hurt you.
320
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,270
Oh, don't play dumb
with us, Tyrone.
321
00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,410
I remember
the whole speech.
322
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,910
I just need $200, I take
these real estate classes,
323
00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:11,220
and I'm back on
my feet, baby.
324
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,380
I'm serious, Rob,
325
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,110
it's me, baby,
it's Tyrone.
326
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,250
I'm cleaning up my act.
327
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,550
Okay.
Tyrone!
328
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:21,020
Rob, Jenny, y'all ain't gonna
be sorry about this.
329
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,320
Oh!
330
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:26,260
(Tyrone) I studied my ass
off for that real estate test.
331
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:29,260
Agh!
332
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,430
We're off
to my mother's.
333
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,770
We'll be back
Sunday evening.
334
00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:34,930
The number's on the fridge
if you need anything.
335
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,070
Okay, bye, Jenny,
bye, Rob.
336
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:41,410
I passed my test and was
a certified real estate agent.
337
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,140
Good for you,
Tyrone.
338
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:46,610
Yeah, damn right,
good for him.
339
00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:49,250
(rob) He sold our house
and kept the money.
340
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:53,120
$450,000!
341
00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:55,290
Where's the money,
Tyrone?
342
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,890
He spent it on a party.
343
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,930
Took out an ad
for it in the paper.
344
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,560
You didn't get your
invitation for that party?
345
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,300
Oh, Rob, you should
have seen it,
346
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,470
we had a pile
of crack this high.
347
00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:08,330
I had a heart attack.
348
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,640
Heart attack, yeah.
349
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:10,500
I'll give you
a heart attack!
350
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,770
Rob, Rob, Rob!
351
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,510
Come on,
come on...
352
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:16,140
I'm getting a restraining
order against you, Rob.
353
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:18,280
Harold, why don't
you go next?
354
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,580
All right.
355
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:23,050
Tyrone, I'm here
because I love you.
356
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,820
Well, if you love me
so much, Harold,
357
00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:27,420
why'd you get me fired
from the post office, huh?
358
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:28,720
Do you know how many
people on your route
359
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,890
complained
of receiving open mail?
360
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:33,030
Seven?
361
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,630
136, Tyrone.
362
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,700
And then there was
the incident with the powder.
363
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,840
(sniffing)
364
00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:45,170
Oh!
365
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,350
Attention, everybody,
366
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:02,560
be on the lookout
for any envelopes marked
367
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,560
"Senator Tom Daschle"
or "Tom Brokaw".
368
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,330
It might contain Anthrax.
369
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:09,500
For your information,
that's a little white powder.
370
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:13,800
Harold,
is Anthrax bad?
371
00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:15,540
Yes, Tyrone.
372
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:17,740
And if it fell into
the wrong hands
373
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,470
it could be big trouble.
374
00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:22,040
I got that Anthrax
and it's the bomb, baby.
375
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:22,910
60 bucks!
376
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,240
If that man hadn't
turned you in,
377
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,980
it would've
been a disaster.
378
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,150
Y'all act like crack
is so bad!
379
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:30,320
Well, like
the Good Book says:
380
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:35,060
Let he who is without sin,
throweth the first rock
381
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:38,960
and I shalt smoketh it.
382
00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:41,560
Basically, Tyrone,
383
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,200
we would like you to check
into rehabilitation immediately.
384
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,470
Aw!
385
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:50,240
All right, okay,
fine, fine.
386
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,970
You know what?
387
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,140
I need to get better,
y'all are right.
388
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:57,640
But first step is first,
I need to go to the bathroom,
389
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,680
and then I'm on my way
to recovery, Rhonda.
390
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,950
I got the key.
391
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,720
And that wasn't me,
Rhonda!
392
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,110
Go to the bathroom!
393
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,050
Okay, thank... I've got
it from here, thank you.
394
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,190
I'll be right out.
395
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:12,790
Oh!
396
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:16,300
Oh, why didn't they say there
ain't no windows in here?
397
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,570
Oh!
398
00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:26,240
Here goes nothin'!
399
00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:29,280
(flushing)
400
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:33,610
Drugs have
ruined my life!
401
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,950
He's finally home,
he's Tyrone.
402
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,290
We're gonna take
a quick commercial break,
403
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:43,590
but don't worry,
404
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,790
we'll be right back
with more Chappelle's Show.
405
00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,930
(cheering)
406
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,700
Chappelle's Show.
Ow.
407
00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:55,740
I'd like to thank my studio
audience for hangin' out,
408
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,500
and, of course,
I'd like to thank you at home.
409
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,670
God bless ya, and I'll
see ya next week.
410
00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:00,950
God bless America!
411
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,980
(cheering and applause)
412
00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:06,150
I'm rich,
bi-atch!
413
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:07,050
(horn honking)
414
00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:08,750
Hi, thank you.
415
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:15,290
We're really worried
about him, Thurgood.
416
00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:16,590
What happened
to him?
417
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,260
Yo, he's
in jail, yo.
418
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:20,900
My God, jail.
419
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,960
Hey, hey, why don't we break
into that lab where I work?
420
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,410
They got weed there.
421
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:27,430
We'll sell the weed
and make his bail.
422
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,140
No.
No, man.
423
00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,740
Yo, why don't we
sell crack, yo?
424
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,610
Yeah.
425
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:33,910
Right?
426
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,640
That's a lot
more lucrative.
427
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,540
Hell, yeah, baby.
428
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:38,250
We can grab some booty.
429
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,580
We're gonna sell
some crack.
430
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:41,280
Crack it is!
431
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,620
We're crack
dealers, man!
432
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,710
Yo, let's be
crackheads, yo.
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