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Okay. Well, my final question to you, Chuckie Shane, is what makes you tick?

Drugs.

Lots of drugs.

No, but seriously, I've been totally clean. It's over. Clean. Clean as a

whistle. Clean as a whistle. Me. Clean.

For years now.

Well, good to see you haven't lost your sense of humor after all these years.

But picking.

Seriously. I have to say.

All my fans. My family. The love.

Love from my fans. Fans and love.

Wonderful. Well, I'm Trina, and this has been another edition of Celebrity

Profile Weekly with memorable 90s actor, Chucky Shane.

Good night.

Cut.

Great. We'll wrap it up.

Thank you. That was a great interview. It felt great. You know, it was really a

good experience, a chance to show my side of the story. Well, I have a small

confession. I was, I mean, I am a huge fan of yours.

That's really cool. Thank you. Thank you very much. Well, thank you.

And the interview should air around 6 p .m. tonight.

Great. I can't wait to see it. Thank you. It's been a pleasure.

All right, let's go.

Get ready to witness the... The rebirth of an acting legend.

Tonight on Celebrity Profile Weekly, a shocking interview with child actor

Chucky Shane. An exclusive on his wild descent into a life of drugs,

and mayhem.

Lots and lots of drugs.

Aren't you worried about how your family, how your friends might be

Mr. Shane, are you all right?

Do you need help?

Watch this extremely brief and shocking interview of a man living on the edge of

madness and delusion tonight on Celebrity Profile Weekly.

Someone stopped me before you saw the interview.

Here, I brought this for you. It's $25 ,000. I don't know if that's okay or

not, but... Are you serious?

I mean, come on. You have all people to know how short they get.

Besides, it's not like you were on your way up anyways.

Alright, listen.

We did it for ratings.

I mean...

I personally am a fan of yours.

I mean, well, at least I was, but... Okay, look.

I mean, we did it for ratings, obviously.

But... If you really were a fan, you'd get down on your knees right now and

on my fucking dick.

So, $25 ,000 wasn't enough?

Not even close.

Well... I'm dead fucking serious.

when I suppose you'd like to fuck me every way and punish me wouldn't you?

You know you deserve more than that.

So go ahead and do it.

Fuck me like the dirty little rotten showbiz whore that I am.

You've got to be lying.

All right.

I'll open it like so.

Let's see what it looks like.

Let's see which one is good to look at.

This one's not as tight.

This hole's fucking open.

You got a lot of holes.

You gotta open up the holes.

Now it's deep enough.

Now it's deep enough.

You're a useless fucking client.

You're a little whore ass.

You think that's as good as my clock right there?

That's gonna feel good with that clock in the middle.

Move your fucking hand up with my clock.

There you go.

Give me your hand.

Give me your hand.

Move that shit up.

Move that shit up.

There you go. That's right.

Drink it. Drink it.

All right.

All right. All right. Both your hands up.

What do you do?

You don't want to struggle with the tension.

Oh my God.

Keep that fucking rope.

You talk to me, right?

Strip.

Strip.

Sexy for me.

Sexy.

That's not sexy. Do sexy.

What am I using? What am I using?

You're a crutch.

What am I using?

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Fuck. You're just fucking strange fucking asshole.

You need something in your crutch too.

Yeah.

So use my clunk, use my clunk. Use my clunk, use my clunk. Where's my clunk?

I'm going to miss her.

of ritual.

Here you go, right there.

Keep that mouth open. Do you understand me?

Hmm? You understand?

Yes. You don't close it.

Nice and wet.

He's very good.

He's very good.

Stick out your toes.

Stick out your toes.

Keep going.

Keep that up your ass.

Keep it up your ass.

Keep it up your ass.

Oh, Jesus.

Jesus. Yes, you said.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

What if I feel like using your ass, huh?

And your mouth. And your mouth.

What if I feel like using your ass, huh? Huh?

What am I using, huh?

What am I using now, huh?

The dirty hormone.

The dirty hormone.

Just use it.

Open wide. Grab your heels.

Grab your heels.

Grab your heels.

Open wide.

Just use it. Fuck, they're filthy in my mouth.

I'm an actor. Chuckie Shane bitch.

I'm good.

I'm chilling.

It was good.

Hello, James. It was awesome.

I did. It was awesome.

I do. It's been a while. It reminds me of the old days.

Not quite like that, but fun to come play.

Oh, I like to...

the remote use, that was unexpected.

It was pretty awesome.

James, you have fun with that?

Absolutely. Would you like to do more of our questions?

Of course.

Well, thank you for a great team. Thank you, James.

And we'll definitely see you soon, okay?

Bye.