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I did a crypto portfolio.

She doesn't even know that.

Fuck my life anyway.

Let's just get this over with.

DING DING DING

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Yeah.

Come on.

What?

Hi, my name is Will.

I'm from Fire Flower Arrangements.

I'm here on behalf of your partner to give you this arrangement.

And this note says, take me back.

I'm sorry for fucking that slag.

Yeah, you know what? Fuck that loser.

He had the audacity to fuck the housekeeper in our bedroom.

Our bedroom.

In our bedroom. Where we sleep.

I mean, what kind of a sick, twisted fucker would do that?

I mean, and he has the audacity to send me some flowers?

Like that's going to change everything?

Yeah, don't care.

Oh god. I'd love to get him back somehow.

You know, he's a fucking...

Um, that's unfortunate ma'am, but um, these are for you.

I don't want those. What am I supposed to do with those?

I mean, I need to secure these in order to get paid, so you're not just leaving here or...

No. Bring them in. Whatever.

Oh, fuck my life.

I mean, he knows I've been working on my summer body all fucking summer for him.

And he has the audacity, while I'm at Pilates, to take the fucking housekeeper,

the gross old housekeeper upstairs and fuck her in our fucking bedroom?

Like, does he not care that I'm sweat and tears every single day to make my body look perfect for him?

I mean, we had this great trip planned and I've been busting my ass to have a beautiful body

and I can look great in one of those little teeny tiny itty bitty bikinis that he loves so much.

And he...he literally...I just...I can't get it out of my mind.

And then I...he couldn't even be smart enough to be done by the time I got home

and I had to walk up there and instead of girlfriend folding our sheets,

she was getting folded in our sheets. Like, are you kidding me?

Like, the audacity. I mean, look at me. And look at her.

Who fucking...who does that?

I mean, and then he has the audacity to send these shitty fucking flowers

where he could get them fucking on sale. God, I don't even want them.

I mean, they look dead, honestly. And he knows I don't even like roses.

Like, if he really wanted to make things right, he could at least send daisies.

He knows those are my favorite. I mean...

Ugh! I almost want to burn the bed, but at the same time, I kind of want to fuck someone else in the bed.

Yeah, I know.

Ugh! I just...what are you doing?

I'm trying to put these down, man.

No! You're listening to me and you're going to just set them on the ground?

I mean, do you even like your top?

Not really, but can I just do this man and like leave? I'm just going to put these down.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to put these down, man. I'm just...

I mean, he acts like he has a cog like this, when in all reality, he is this big.

I mean...and you know, I wouldn't feel so bad if like when I caught him, he was fucking a hot chick.

You are. You're addressing me.

It's my feeling he wouldn't be hurt. You're listening, right?

Yeah, I'm listening. I'm listening. You're just...

I mean...

You're taking out the dick. Yep.

It just blows my mind. I'm out here working on myself, bringing them...

Yeah, yeah. Just working on yourself. Oh.

And he's fucking the woman that's supposed to be folding our towels.

Yeah, that's crazy. You're...

I wonder who else he's fucking.

Yeah, I mean...you're...

I mean, she can't be the only one, right?

I'm just going to put these right here. Just like that. Okay. All right.

Um, ma'am...

Hmm?

Are you...

Listen, I really need this. Thank you.

Okay. All right.

I mean, like...I just...I don't get it. I don't get his thought process.

He has me. I'm like the perfect wife. I do anything for him.

And he wants to fuck around with gross people.

Yep. Let's go. Let's go.

And then send me shitty flowers.

Okay. Put this right here.

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to set you down, ma'am.

Hold on to it for a little longer. Thank you.

Okay. Yeah. Um, my whole dick is eating up, ma'am. Can I just...

Are you listening? Are you even listening to anything I'm saying?

I'm listening. I'm listening.

Like, I am in a horrible situation. My husband just cheated on me.

Pay attention.

I'm paying attention. I'm here with you.

Mm-hmm.

I'm just going to check.

And it's like, do I fire the housekeeper now or what are you doing?

Nothing, ma'am. Nothing. Just doing my job.

I mean, I really don't want to have to find a new housekeeper.

Yeah.

But, you know, maybe...

Mm-hmm.

Maybe, maybe we could get back at them by fucking in the bed that they fucked in.

I have no stakes in this, ma'am. I just want to just do the least while I was...

Perfect. I will let you set those down as soon as we fuck in my bedroom.

Cool.

Come on.

Cool, cool, cool.

Right this way.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And the worst part is I moved here for him.

I mean, I don't even have any of my old friends here.

All I have is him. I mean, why are you still holding those? You look ridiculous.

Okay.

God, he's got them in sight.

What was I saying? So, I mean, again, like, I don't know anybody here.

And then what am I supposed to do now? Start completely over? I mean...

Here, take this. Let's take this out.

Okay. I'll take them close.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

But, I don't know. What was I saying? I'm a little distracted.

You were saying something else like a minute.

Oh.

This is so much better than it even is.

I keep thinking about how mad he'd be if he walked in right now.

He isn't going to walk in, right?

No, but fuck him.

I mean, he's definitely made a huge mistake. That's all I'm going to say.

I won't say anything more about it, okay?

Okay.

Okay. That smells nice.

Ah, yes it is.

Mmm.

Ah!

Ah!

Wow, yeah.

Oh.

It's happening to its...

Yeah?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Mmm.

Ah!

Ah, fuck.

Ah.

Ah!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Fuck.

Mmm.

Love your voice.

Oh my god.

Mmm.

Ah, fuck.

You know, it'd be so hot.

What is it at?

If you bent me over and fucked me right where I got my dirty cheating husband.

You want to do it?

Yeah. Come on.

Put my pants down.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Put my pants down.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Ah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Fuck me.

Ah.

Ah.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yes.

Just a little.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, yes, yes, yes, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh, God, I'm gonna go over your fucking tongue.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck.

Holy shit.

Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh, it's so fucking cool.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, uh-huh.

Oh, yes.

There you go.

Oh, yeah, you like when I back it up like that.

Me too.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Come here.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, it's so fucking cool.

Uh-huh.

Yes, like that, ooh, do that again.

Wow, fuck.

Uh-huh.

I think I'm gonna go to sleep.

Stay right there.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, that pussy's so wet, it's just gone.

You know that?

Fuck, yes.

It smells like mac and cheese.

Oh.

Shit.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

It's so fucking good.

Holy shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

It's fucking good.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You just bounced that ass, you just bounced that ass.

I got you.

Oh.

That's right, keep bouncing that ass,

keep bouncing that ass.

Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

It's so fucking good.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

It's so good.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Yes.

Yeah, that's a lot.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes.

Mm.

I feel like really deep.

Mm.

Mm.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Fuck.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Fuck.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, my little pussy.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Fuck.

Oh, my god.

Yes, yes, just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes, fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yes, fuck.

You're gonna get these shits on your cock.

Yes, no.

Yes.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Uh.

Oh.

Shit.

Mm-hmm, don't say as much.

Oh.

Mm-hmm, I got you.

I got you.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Uh.

Yes.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Fuck.

Uh.

Uh.

Yes.

Uh.

Uh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Application.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

For a second.

Jesus.

Mm.

Fuck.

Mm.

Jesus.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Hi.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, this is so good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, this is so fucking good.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You feel it better?

Mm-hmm.

You're gonna open your slats here.

Yeah.

Yeah, nice and wide.

Mm.

And we can open you.

Mm.

There you go.

See?

Oh, you're good.

I like what you're doing.

Mm-hmm.

Whoo.

Mm.

Oh, shit.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm, you like that?

I fucking love it.

Oh.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

I'm getting him.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, keep chucking that ass in the fucking head.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Let me, let me do this side.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I don't know.

I'm gonna taste this every time.

Mm, my tea.

My buzzy tastes so good on your car.

Mm.

Well.

Mm.

Mm.

Ah, this is so much better than those shitty flowers,

my cheating.

Loser of a husband, right?

You don't deliver tea, but you can try.

I mean, he should have just sent you.

Why don't you just...

Yes.

Oh.

You're still right there.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

You're a psycho.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, oh my god, yes.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Shit.

Oh my god.

Huh.

Huh.

Mm.

Mm.

Shit.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Yes.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Shit.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Shit.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

I feel so fucking hot.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Mm.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

So, so, so, so, so.

Mm.

Mm.

So, but I'm gonna get you a cup.

Oh.

I don't want this to make it come to that.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

I love you.

I love you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, my.

Uh-huh.

Yes, yes.

Shit, yes.

Uh-huh.

No, you know what's wrong.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck.

Uh-huh.

Fuck.

Yes.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Uh.

Uh.

Mm.

Mm.

Uh.

Uh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Yes.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Okay.

Shit.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Oh my gosh.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Fuck yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Like that.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck yes.

Right there.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Please, please, please.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Get off my pussy.

Get off my pussy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck!

Just with that ass, just a little bit more.

I'm gonna knock it.

Break it right here.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Fuck yous.

Oh, fuck.

Yous!

Fuck.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, I missed it.

Oh, my God.

I need to fuck it up.

Oh, shit.

I'm really surprised we haven't cheated.

First one got an ass like this.

Told you he was missing out on this.

Working so hard.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I would so fuck him, dude.

You would, yeah, same thing.

Yes.

You would, yes.

Holy fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Just with that.

Do it again, do it again.

Fuck.

Yous, yous.

Come on, come on.

Yous, yous, yous.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Come back in, come back in.

There we go.

Fuck me.

Oh, shit.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

This is amazing.

Fuck.

Yous, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God.

You made me sick, I love it.

Oh, fucking God.

Yous, yous.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

It's well like.

Yous, yous.

Yous, please, please.

Can I come closer, please, please, please.

Yous, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, I feel so fucking bad inside of me.

I'm so fucking cheating on my husband

so I'm just a fucking shitty flower.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Just like that.

You know what I want?

I want you to do something my loser husband never did.

Do little flowers?

And I want you to deliver your comma

from that fucking ass.

Please.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, I want that one.

I want that first fuck you.

But you have a comma from me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, fuck, yes.

Fuck my tenet, but I'll tell St. Eva's

that fat fucking little thing.

Oh, fuck, I'm gonna so fucking bad.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, here it comes.

Fucking hell.

Just give it to me.

Yes.

Fucking cover.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God, that's amazing.

Everyone's drowning me.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Oh, is it?

Oh, I just want to get a really big rinse.

I'll get you.

Oh, God.

That's gonna be so fucking good.

And I have so much gum.

My husband would never come at me like that.

Which actually reminds me,

I didn't even get to tell you half of the story.

I mean, there was this girl at a restaurant

that we went to recently,

and I'm pretty sure he gave her his phone number.

Like there was this weird encounter,

and then like, I mean like, he constantly just neglects me.

He doesn't pay any attention to anything I'm saying.

He is always on the phone.

Are you listening to me?

Now, go hold down our dog.

Up.

Okay, and hold on.

What was that?

Tell my husband what was that.

Hi, my name is Will.

I had to cut out because the reflection shot.

Yes, all right.

I see you.

I'm sorry.

I cut out because the reflection shot.

Yes, all right.

I seen you and I'm like fuck.

Seen me?

Saw you.

I saw you.

Shit, you don't live.

I see you.

I said thank you for the baby.

I get to have fun with you, aren't I?

All right.

I've seen you too in an open area.

I saw you.

You saw me.

So we're not doing the door opening

because of the reflection.

Yeah, yeah.

Let me move this audio a little closer, still rolling.

We start with the hot Will.

You remind me of the guy from Office Space.

Hi.

Hi.

I used to be addicted to crack.

Now I sell magazines.

You like to listen to my magazines?

I love that.

Jeez.

Tell them about their scam.

I haven't seen the movie.

All right, here we go.

I hope.

And you just answered the door.

I'm here on behalf of your partner

to give you this arrangement.

And this though, it says take me back.

I'm sorry I fucked that slag.

You know what?

Fuck that loser.

There.

Losers.

What are you saying?

That housekeeper, what did you say?

Slag?

Slag.

What is that?

It's British term for slut.

Okay, cool.

And start the conversation over.

I'm sorry for fucking that slag.

Yeah, you know what?

Fuck that loser.

He had the audacity to fuck the housekeeper in our bedroom.

Our bedroom.

Ma'am, I don't care.

I mean, he had the audacity to fuck the housekeeper

in our bedroom, where we sleep.

I mean, what kind of a sick, twisted fucker?

He had the audacity to fuck the housekeeper

in our fucking room.

That's unfortunate, ma'am, but these are for you.

I don't want those.

Fuck that loser.

And fuck those sluggers.

Well, ma'am, honestly, I don't care,

but I have to leave these sluggers with you.

You know, he had the audacity to fuck the housekeeper

in our fucking bedroom.

Still don't care.

I'm not having every excuse to touch me right now.

She literally just grabbed my-

All right, I need to be professional.

Slate.

No.

Liz, shut up.

I know, director, shut up.

Let things happen to me.

All right, start that whole rant over

to what we just talked about.

I think this will work.

Action.

I mean, I've been working my butt off,

yoga, Pilates, spin class.

She thinks we're going to Cancun together.

We're definitely not.

Oh wait, sorry, hold on, I went too fast.

Dude, that was really good.

Yeah, when he puts them down,

you set them up and then come down.

That was great.

You're really good at this, Rob.

There we go.

No, when he started hitting the head on the dick,

we were all just still acting on it.

We'll bring it out upstairs.

I say, hey buddy, you're touching my dick.

Just be modern time, you're touching my dick.

Cool.

All right, here we go.

Same thing, action.

I mean, he knows I have been trying

to get my summer body in shape for him.

I don't care.