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Yeah, I can't wait for the new season to come out and watching this show to catch up.

You know, it's just kind of...

It's in the fourth, last one.

The last one?

The last one, yeah.

They've all grown up so much, you know, those kids.

I mean, yeah, it can't be 14 forever, I guess.

Boy, 14 was an awkward time for me.

Yeah, it's a problem.

Speaking of awkward, I have a question for you guys.

What's that?

Have you ever had your ass beaten?

Oh, what? Excuse me?

That's dirty.

I just...

Oh, what's this again?

Listen, I have a girlfriend who, you know, she, her boyfriend beats her ass and she's told me about it.

And then...

Who is this girlfriend?

It's Jennifer.

Jennifer.

You know, we talked about this.

That's gross.

That's dirty.

You really think it's that bad?

She says it's amazing.

You wouldn't try it?

Maybe eat someone else's ass, not have your ass beaten.

Should I have your ass beaten?

Yeah, I asked you before.

No, yeah. Tell us what you think.

What do you think?

Well, look, I don't know, kind of a couple of steps in there.

I mean, I'm impartial to the idea of being real.

I'm just...

I'm just, I'm not sure.

Okay.

I'm not saying that it's not dirty.

It's just there's a little bit of...

You make sure everyone's clean and I think it feels so good.

Even if it's clean, does it smell?

Break through your mouth.

Wait a minute, hold on.

What do you mean, breathe through your mouth?

Why is your mouth on the butthole?

Well, I don't know.

I don't know how this works.

I've never done it before.

That's what I'm getting at.

I'm not, I'm not sure.

I'm just sure.

Are you talking about getting your ass beaten or eating someone else's?

Yeah, or eating his ass, whichever.

I mean...

They all not, they all not eat?

No, he won't.

I can't, I can't believe...

You don't think that's bad?

No.

That's where the poop is.

Oh my God.

You have no sense of adventure.

He is right, it is poop.

What about hair?

It is, it is.

I just feel like as long as everything is properly cleaned and maintained, why not?

Because I have to maintain...

I would just be like...

No, come on.

Wait, what?

No, I think that I need to go brush my teeth and cool off, take a chill.

You guys enjoy the show.

I don't know.

I've been trying to get you more adventurous and I think he is embarrassed to do whatever.

I mean, you kind of bring up the whole thing about eating ass right in front of him.

Yeah, I thought that if I brought it up in front of somebody else, he would persuade him to want to do it.

You know, you need to go brush his teeth or whatever.

Look, I don't think that would work out to a good...

You should like ease a little bit into that.

I just want to print somebody that's going to eat my ass and just make him feel good.

Isn't that so much to ask for?

Well, you're a whole ass man.

But he won't do it.

Aubrey, what's your proposal?

It sounds like you made a little cheating on him.

And as his friend, I don't think I should be privy to that kind of conversation.

Well, you're my friend too, aren't you?

Well, get down. You're my friend.

Also, I don't think we didn't have a friend.

Well, since he's brushing his teeth or whatever, do you think you can help me pick out a dress for tonight?

Uh, yeah.

You're more of that kind of a friend, right?

Oh, you're going to be sarcastic.

Come on.

You're going to be embarrassed to be a man talking about eating movie holes.

Isn't my fault he's a boy?

Well, eyes not boring. You don't want to eat your fucking ass. Sometimes it's just weird.

Okay, so pink or blue?

I mean...

The blue is super tight.

Yeah, I know.

You know, you could almost see my butt.

Or the pink one. It has a cute little slip on the side.

I mean...

Honestly, we didn't have a...

Can I try your arm?

Yeah, we're going to sit down and talk about it.

You're fine. We're friends, right?

I mean...

Oh, you're good.

I mean, you can't be mad at me.

So, he's about as... He's brushing his teeth.

And he's funny.

I'll turn around.

Okay.

...

You never seem like all that happy though.

Um, I don't think... I don't think that's appropriate. I don't think that's a good...

Well, I mean, he makes it seem like it's scary down there or something.

I just, you know...

I'd like to show you that it's not.

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, damn!

Is that a yes?

Oh, shit!

You're not looking.

Um, I don't know about...

Oh.

Yeah, that's a...

What do you think?

That's an asshole. That's a...

That's all you have to say? It's just an asshole?

It's... It's your asshole. Yeah.

Well, thank you, Captain Obvious.

What do you think about it?

It's... It's nice. Nice.

Like, nice enough to put your tongue on it?

Aubrey, I don't... I don't...

You don't what?

I don't know if we should...

...sit downstairs.

So?

That's me too.

So...

...sit.

Okay.

I don't...

I don't know.

Aubrey.

Oh, poor man.

You...

...are you okay?

I'm alright.

You're so important.

I'm...

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Shit.

You're all right.

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That's one foot in there.

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Are you sure you got it?

Yeah.

Okay.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It's fine.

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I can't do it.

Okay.

I'm not sure if you can hear me.

I'm not sure if you can hear me.

I'm not sure if you can hear me.

I'm not sure if you can hear me.

I'm not sure if you can hear me.

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I'm not sure if you can hear me.

I'm not sure if you can hear me.

I'm not sure if you can hear me.

I'm not sure if you can hear me.

Mmm?

Mmm...

Ah!

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I'm sorry.

Can you use this for me?

Yes please.

Oh my god, it's so good.

Yes please.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

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What's going on here?

Hey.

My fault.

It's your fault that you didn't eat my ass.

My front chair was nice enough to fit me.

But man, her ass was out of her head.

It just ran into your tongue.

And onto your...

I'm not here.

Sorry about this.

This just isn't the way that...

Just go with it. We can talk about it later.

Just enjoy the show and think about how much time

we're going to eat my ass.

My ass.

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Well you didn't eat his ass.

He was a day or so young.

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He's so beautiful.

Why would you want to do that?

He just hasn't seen our baby again.

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It's okay. We're all friends, right? We're all friends.

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Wait what?

Oh now you want to try it.