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Uh -huh.

Yeah.

I know.

I, um, I'm looking into it.

You're talking about, um, that Charlie Mack guy?

Yeah, I got your voicemail.

And it's, um, so I'm going to take care of it.

I'm actually on my way over there right now.

Yeah. Yeah, I know I have everything right here.

I am not intimidated by them. You know I've dealt with this before.

Yeah, I mean, seriously, this Charlie Mack guy, I've gotten noise complaints,

you know, hip -hop music.

I've got girls here all overnight.

And, you know, there's sex noises. And, you know, we're trying to run a

respectable place here. This is just ridiculous.

So I'm definitely going to handle it. And, you know, we'll call the sheriff

make sure.

The eviction is secure, and we will get them out of here.

Yeah.

So I'm up here right now, so I'm going to go ahead and go take care of this.

Okay.

I will let you know.

So I'm going to read from Leroy Jones, A One -Night Stand, okay?

And we entered the city at noon.

High bells.

The radio on.

Some kind of... What?

Proko... Prokovet. Is that it? What? Right, Prokovet. You can't... Nigga,

what I said Prokovet.

Yeah, you said Prokovet.

Prokovet. Oh, right.

Prokovet. You said it. Don't say it. Hey, nigga, you should... I'm not from

Czechoslovakia.

Snaring the violin, remains of the day in the sharp webs of dissonance. We roar

through the old gates, iron doors hanging all gray.

Little bricks mowed over and gone into chips, dogs walking... Hi, guys.

Give me the book. I think you're Ms. Schumach, correct?

I am. Okay.

I've had a lot of complaints.

Complaints? Yeah. About who?

Noise complaints, some hip -hop music being played up here.

I've had several women call me.

You said who?

Women? Some of the other tenants here in our building. And we want to make sure

the building is nice and respectful. I mean, I do see that they said...

that the place was trashed, and it looks... We don't trash anything.

It's very clean.

We look trashy. I'm clean.

I'm very clean.

No, you know, you're getting me wrong. You're getting me wrong. Okay.

But the noise is a big issue. What kind of noise is that?

Well,

they said something about girls coming up. They're seeing lots of different

girls coming up here.

Yeah, I mean, look at us three brothers.

I can't argue with that. Well, okay, look, guys.

I mean, you know, I can't control who you have over here as friends, but

got to keep the sex noises down.

I mean, they're specifically saying they hear people. We've got a rule on sex

noises? Everybody has sex noises. We've got a rule on sex noises? Mr. Mendes, I

said between me and Walla Walla shit, I don't understand all the time. I've

actually got a question for you. So are you telling me you don't make sex

noises? I'm not saying that.

Just keep it down a little bit. I can't tell her to shut up when I'm fucking the

shit out of her or Mo's fucking the shit out of her or Rico's fucking the shit

out of her. Why would all these girls, you know, you guys think you're so cool

and everything. Come have a seat. This is Rico, by the way. This is Mo.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I don't want to have you evicted. My husband and I had a conversation and

gotten to the point where we can call the sheriff.

Why are you discussing our business with your husband?

Wait, I got another question. Is your husband the one that's complaining

I've never met your husband.

He's the property owner. So he's the one complaining?

Really? Is that what he is? No, he's not the one complaining.

Does he not like the noises he's hearing?

Is he not making you make noise?

What's going on?

Was I out of bounds? I apologize.

That's my personal business.

Well, you guys are talking about our personal business, so somebody must be

like, I can hear us. Right. Or maybe you were hearing us.

I'm not going to discuss my own sex life. Well, tell me this. You've heard

right? You've heard the noise?

I have not heard these noises. These are complaints others told me about.

I think she's lying, too. I think she needs to find out for herself.

Right. I think she's probably plaguing herself with these noises. You guys

you're so cool. Okay. Whatever. The fact is that, you know.

Right. She doesn't need that.

I think you think we're like other black guys or something, but we're good black

guys, you know, and that definitely have a reason we make these girls make

noise, you know. And it's not a complaint. It's just a want from other

little white girls come up here.

Damn right.

That's Charlie.

That's Charlie. Charlie makes those white girls come up here. Damn right. He

shops at Whole Foods.

I don't know.

Guess what?

I don't know. Are you going to show me?

You know, I do believe in showing me in proof of this amazing thing.

I've heard.

I've heard, but I haven't seen.

Show you.

You could show me.

Okay, but you know, I know you haven't met my husband. Don't look at me. Uh

Yep. Oh, my God. Yep, flickery.

Flickery. Wow.

That's kind of crazy.

I have never seen anything like this.

Oh, you haven't? No. She says she's never seen anything. What about three

seconds? She don't seem nervous at all.

She seems like.

I don't seem nervous.

Why would I be nervous?

Holy crap.

Well, you know, I do watch a little bit of you guys.

Mine definitely, you know, at home, he's not even close.

These are like crazy big.

Holy crap.

What the fuck?

Why don't you come down here on this floor?

Okay, but I don't want to hear anything.

What? No, no, no. We're going to show you why they make noises.

So then those complaints can just go right out the window.

You know what I'm saying?

So you're going to just, like, show me your reasons.

Exactly.

These are amazing.

Oh, our hands are going to use around this motherfucker.

Open that mouth up and we'll keep it open. There.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

I like these pretty shoes you got.

Thank you.

That's very nice.

I think you guys are nicer than everyone said.

I'm going to have to have a discussion with my husband about it. I think

a lot of jealousy going on.

Maybe.

Well, you definitely couldn't compare.

I want free rent.

We're not getting any free rent.

Not yet.

Not yet.

Not yet.

You're going to have to show me how you're making so much noise now.

I think that's what you said, right?

Not just looking at them.

That's where you attack the muscles.

A lot of reps.

I think I got a wet.

You got a wet? Yeah.

Oh, shit.

I tend to squirt when I get something in my mouth.

Surprise yourself. I haven't ever done that before.

Get down. Oh, shit.

Oh shit.

I'll push out the leather.

I like them.

See

this

pussy. Look at all this.

Take all this off.

I think I'm messing up

your equipment. Yeah, see?

That's all the mess you've been talking about. I know

what you should do.

Oh shit, what?

Oh,

what?

You feel a little wet.

You feel a

little wet.

Oh, take it off.

In that place.

Yeah baby.

You stay on that.

Get in there.

Yeah.

Get that shit. Oh, my.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

my God.

That's a good lapboard, right?

Yeah, how are you?

You took my breath away.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God.

Open it up there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Let me see that now.

Let it drip, baby.

Like that.

That's how you do it. Like that. Oh, wow.

Two holes is better than one.

Let's open up that one.

What are you talking about? Just like that.

That's it.

I feel like I'm being selfish and I'm not even down yet.

I may have to try it out

a few more times.

I don't know. You're so big.

We all do.

Work it on.

Take free rest.

It's in you.

It's in you.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God. She's focused right now.

She's focused right now.

Oh.

Yes.

There he is.

Oh, fuck.

Get back in.

Get back in.

Later, man.

Oh my gosh.

That's crazy.

Yes, it is, isn't it? Oh my God.

Oh, squirt. I don't know what to fucking do.

No turning.

My dick clean.

Shit.

Fuck your butt.

Good girl.

That nasty little butt fucker right here.

Get that ass, bro. Get that ass, bro.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck yeah. Right there, baby.

Oh, my God. No.

There you go. Right there. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

One in the mouth, one in the ass.

That's ass to mouth.

Yo, Regan, that's what you call ass to mouth, man.

That's ass to mouth.

That shit all the way. Oh, she like that.

She like that.

Yeah.

Ask them out baby ask them out

Like that.

Believe and make believers.

Let's do that.

Let's give her two of them.

Yes. Mm -hmm.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah,

look at that. She gave it, bro. Oh!

Oh!

Come on. Come here, baby.

Come up here. Sit on me. Face me.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Don't talk to them.