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- I miss you, dear.

I keep thinking about
our life out there.

What it could be.

- It's good to have
a dream, Anthony.

- What's your dream, Thea?

- You know my dream.

Come back and make it true.

- It won't be long now.

Business is going well and
everything's looking up.

- I'm so proud of you, Anthony.

Just be careful.

There's no rush.

- I'm not rushing.

I just know what I
want and you know me.

When do I ever get
myself into any trouble?

- What about here?

- That hurt.

How about...

Here?

- Huh? Not even on the joint?

Give him a little dangler.

- That's a point.

Here.

Not gonna need that anymore.

- It's come to my attention
that I'm missing funds.

Do I look like a
bookkeeper to you?

- No, sir.

- No, sir.

Yet here I am,
wasting my time.

Hmm?

You're perspiring.

Some fluids are meant
to be outside the body,

some are not.

One of you...

is responsible for my loss.

Let's start simple, shall we?

How did you take my money?

Such a shame.

Just that these floors clean.

- It's a virus!

- A virus?

- It's...

Yes, it's...

It's on your phone.

- Yeah. Go on.

- Uh, it, um, it...it
tracks what you buy

and where you shop
and what you like.

And then next time you
go to buy that thing,

it sets up a fake payment page.

So, um, instead of
charging, say, 100.

- It charges me
100 fucking grand.

- Yeah.

- Well, actually, it's
not so much charging.

It gets to the payment faster,

but it manages to go
around the bank's safeguards

- It charges more.

- It's smart.

Good money.

- Yeah.

- It charges more.

Clarky. I'm light.

How many body parts you reckon
it'd take to make up 100 grand?

Hmm?

How much blood do you
think will make me happy?

- I mean, some.

Definitely get some out of them.

- It's not like you to be
afraid of a little blood.

- Nah, it's not that.

It's got me thinking.

That virus of theirs
seems pretty useful.

I mean, we could use it.

Business first and all.

- Business first.

I'm a very private man.

I'm not known in the public eye.

It's difficult to put a target
on someone that's so obscure.

You need to have an in.

Someone with knowledge.

Position.

And a sense of...

self-entitlement.

Someone who needs to
learn their place.

Fuck!

Fuck you!

You're mine now.

Business first.

- Dig.

I ain't got all night.

- Ant.

Ant!

Ant.

- Not now, Dick.

- Ant, I'm a bit worried.

- Oh, I can't imagine why.

- Do you think they're
going to kill us?

- Nah. No, they need us.

- Yeah, I know that
but you're not listening.

They don't need us.

They need our system.

So, yeah, you know they're
not going to kill us now.

- But they are going to kill us.

- Yes.

Once they've worked
out our system.

- That's our stick.

Not so distant future.

Big old bag of Darren.

- Oh.

Except it won't be Darren.

It'll be a bag of Ant.

Bag of dick.

I don't want that.

I do not want to
be a bag of Dick.

- We need to see Thea.

- Thea's nice.

- No, I bought us
a villa in Greece.

All with cash,
completely untraceable.

- Oh!

- It was for all of us.

I'm not going to leave you
here with these lunatics, am I?

- Right.

Just how do we get out?

- He's on a call.

- Does he know anything?

- No and I need to
keep it that way.

Because if he finds
out it was me.

- Yeah, I know.

- Hmm, we didn't say
anything in there.

- Good.

- No thank you?

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

- Listen, just do as you're
told until we work this out.

He's a nutter.

- Yeah. Don't worry.
we'll play ball.

I don't really want to end up
as a big old bag of Darren.

- You're alive then?

- It's that high level
of observational skills

that makes M the
perfect receptionist.

- Ah, I am not a receptionist.

- I am a...
- Personal assistant.

We know.

- Go on then.

Where were you last night?

- We were kidnapped.

- Okay.

- No, no, we were kidnapped.

We...we were chained up.

We witnessed a murder,
and then we buried the body.

- Mhm-hmm.

It's not one of your best jokes.

- It's not a joke.

It happened.

- What the fuck?

- What happened?
- Okay,

s the bloke that we scammed,
he's a fucking mobster.

- Oh, fuck.

- Yeah. Yeah.
And he said he owns us.

- What does that even mean?

- It means that we
work for him now.

- And who is he?

- Um, okay,
this is a real issue, so just...

- It's Emery.

- Oh, fuck!

Oh, God.

What, are you mad?

You don't mess with Emery.

- Well, we didn't know.

Darren just told us it
was some rich old bastard

who deserved it,
we didn't know it was him.

- Fuck! We're fucked.

No one messes with Emery.

Does he know about me?

- So we get taken
away and roughed up.

And your first...
your first concern is,

does he know about me?

- Well, I'm just thinking
about my family.

- Mhm. Well, I can
categorically state,

no, he knows absolutely
nothing about you.

- I'll just...

- Hello?

And would Mr. Emery
like anything else?

- Uh.

- Who was that?

- Oh, for fuck's sake.

What did he want?

- You two have a meeting
with Clarky in an hour.

To talk about
repaying your debt.

- Yeah, fine.

Okay, well, we're
working on a plan.

- I'll get us out of this.

I'm not going to let
anything happen to you M.

- Don't make promises
you can't keep.

Just keep him happy.

I do not want to end
up like Harry Hammers.

D100 waste removal.

How can I direct your call?

Prospect House, Essex.

- Harry Hammers.

- Just...

Yes, we can absolutely clean
that up for you, no problem.

Let me just take some details.

Dress up.

- It's rude. It's rude.

Get the car started, mate,
I'll catch you up.

Thea.

- Anthony,
where have you been?

I've been calling you.

- I didn't see my
phone last night.

I was a little bit busy.

- You're such a bad liar.

Tell me what's going on.

- Just a bit of business
overrun, that's all.

- But, I thought
you were retiring.

You're not in trouble, are you?

- No. Everything's fine.

I'll see you next week.

- Do you mean that?

- Yeah. It's gonna be you,
me, sunny weather and Dick

- Anthony, let's not do
that over the phone again,

the neighbour's gonna hear.

- No, no, Dick's coming too.

- Anthony's such a naughty boy.

I should be paying
for this call.

Come see me.

- I'll see you soon.

I love you, Thea.

- I love you, too.

Bye.

- So, as you know, Emery has
encountered your business model

and found it to be
offensive, reprehensible,

and most importantly,
very effective.

- Oh, right.

Good. Well, yeah, we...

we have actually been doing
really well recently, so.

- Yeah, and that's what
attracted our attention.

That and scamming us.

- Yeah.
- Sorry about that.

- Mm.

- You'll be paying that
debt off for a while, lads.

- So what exactly is
it we'll be doing?

- Well, we want your software

selling our more
traditional scams.

Oh, well, you're not still
selling stocks and shares

and bottles of
vintage wine, are you?

- Hmm.
- Oh right, yeah.

- The only reason you two
ain't lying in a fucking ditch

is because of me.

I put my neck on
the line for you,

and now you want to take the
piss out of my business?

- We didn't mean it like that.

- Nah. Well, it's shit like that
that makes my blood boil.

- Clarky, it's just...

- Clarky, Clarky,
Mr Fucking Clarky to you.

See, Henry was right.

You two don't know
your fucking place.

Yeah.

Right.

All right.

I've got just the lads for you.

We'll see you tonight.

It's almost too good to be true.

Serendipitous.

- Was that good news?

- The best, mate.

You two are coming on
a job with me tonight.

- What's the pay?

- He's a funny one
this one, isn't he?

- Well...

- Get Rainman over here and
go and sort the virus shit out.

Meet me back here
tonight ready to go.

- Sure.
- Yeah, no problem.

- That means get the fuck out!

Fucking idiots!

- Well, that Clarky fella
seems lovely.

- Yeah.

Yeah, the guy that kidnapped us
really seems like a nice fella.

- What are we gonna do?

- The way I see it is,
we've got two options.

- Right?

- One; I tell Thea
I'm staying in London

and I deal with
the consequences.

Or we can kill Emery, Clarky
and all of his lunatic gang,

and we go to Greece.

I know which one's safer,
it's just, um...

I'm not a murderer.

- Thea's lovely.

- Yeah, she's lovely.

She...She does have that
continental temperament.

- Yeah, but you get that
if you drink the water.

Right.

We could...

Or we could scam them again.

Well, I don't know, you know,

nobody would expect that,
would they?

Who scams somebody twice.

- How would that help?

Let's stick a pin in that.

Definitely an option.

Oh, here she goes.

- Oh, God.

- M, bad news.

- Oh, I've already heard.

Why is it my potential murderer
is giving me better updates

than you two melons.

- Because we went for the
premium hostage package

just for you.

- Oh, cheers.

Well, so, you know,

Clarky sent over the
links to his scams

to integrate into our system.

I am no good at this part.

I need Dick.

- Hmm. Sorry, you what?

- I need Dick to programme this.

Don't be funny,

just get over here
and make this work.

We are on a tight deadline

And when I say deadline,

I mean fucking dead,
so hurry up.

- We're on our way.

- I thought I sent you home.

- Can't get rid
of me that easily.

- Two minutes.
What do you want?

- What's my future here?

Eight years I've
been working for you.

I work hard, I take care
of some rotten shit.

And I never say anything
when you steal my ideas.

- You want a promotion?

- Hmm.

I want respect, and I don't
want some fake name job either.

Real responsibility, a position.

- Any ideas?

- Put me in charge
of the virus boys.

- That's a big change.

- Mm-hm. Put my creativity
onto their project,

and you'd be doing way better
than just selling more wine.

I could turn that
100,000 to millions.

- I'll think about it.

- Thank you.

- Well go on then.

Toodloo.

- Decided to show up then,
did ya?

- You're not gonna kill us,
are you?

- Nah.

It's not the night
for that, son.

We've got a lovely little
operation going on,

moving certain items
around the country for...

let's say, needy individuals.

But we've had some
problematic shipments.

So get yourself
one of them, lads.

- Okay, sorry how
are we gonna help?

- You're going fucking
postal, mate.

Knock knock, Brian.

- Oh, shit!

Oh fuck.

Clarky. Clarky.

Clarky, I had nothing
to do with it.

Nothing.

- Do you know what this is?

- Look, Clarky,
you need to listen to me.

No, but.

- Shh, shh, shh
I don't want to hear it.

Shh.

It's lovely,

peaceful and quiet.

It's lovely that.

So let's start again.

What is this?

It's a...

it's a bat, Clarky.

- Fucking home run.

Impressive, Brian.

Impressive.

and what are they used for?

Baseball?

- Fuck me, the boys on a roll.

Why have the police been
looking at my shipments, Brian?

- I don't know, Clarky.

I...

Think they followed me,
but I didn't tell them anything.

I...

I messed up.

I didn't mean to.

- Good boy.

You did the right thing, mate.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, mate.

Of course.

Don't worry, mate,
I'll look after you.

Oh, boys.

Clarky!

- Boys, get involved.

- I don't like this.

We're not safe.

Ant, we are not safe.

- So are you guys gonna tell me
what went on last night or...

- Just tell me we're good.

- Well, I've been keeping
an eye on the numbers

since Dick fixed it all up.

- And?

- It's working.

- As it should be.

- What about the money?

- Do you think it'll
work with wine?

- Probably not,
this is what they want.

- No, no, no, guys.

As in, it's working.

- Oh my God.

- I mean, I didn't think
timeshares in Sudanese wine

would sell so well.

- So we're not dead then.

- Not yet.

- But here comes trouble.

- This can't be right.

- What a shithole.

- You sure we should be doing
business with these people?

- Ooh, did you hear that

- No, what?

- Questions that
don't concern you.

Just look hard and break things.

Don't need you to think.

Morning, ladies.

M?

I hear you clowns
have got a presentation for me.

- Uh, yeah, yeah we do.

- So what am I looking at?

- The, um, the chart.

- Mhm, uh, increased revenue
and virus downloads.

- Revenue. I like that word.

So let's keep it simple.

How much are we making.

- So we made £10k in one day.

So we can probably pay
you back in in a few days.

- Nah, nah.

You took £100k of clean money.

This is £10k dirty, which
is what, three clean.

And on top of that,

you've got to pay back the
disrespect with interest, mate.

I'm going to make a phone call.
You lot get out.

- Oh, we're not
actually cabled up yet.

- It's, uh,
purely for presentation.

- I'm going to use my phone.

- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, good.

- I'm gonna make a call.

- Yes.

- Well, go on then.

Fuck off.

- Oh, okay.
- Oh!

Get out of my chair.

- Second time, how dense?

- What the fuck are youse doing?

- You know.

Chillin, thinking about
wrongdoings and crime.

- Well, don't.
You look fucking ridiculous.

- Yeah, fair point.

- And don't even think
about fucking us around.

Or we'll do a chipper on you.

- Sorry, what? What's that?

He doesn't know.

Don't you fucking laugh.

- Sorry, yeah, sorry.

- You ever meet Harry Hammers?

- Nope, can't say that I did.

- Harry Wood was his name.

Die-hard West Ham fan,
hence the nickname.

Run with one of the rival gangs.

Decide to shoot one of
our lads in the leg.

Emery didn't take too kindly to
that, so we paid him a visit.

- Mm. So what did you do to him?

Oh, we took old Harry
hammers out into the garden,

and I introduced him
to my favourite pastime.

- Crochet.

- No, it wasn't.

- Horticulture.

Only gone had brought me little
chipper with us, hadn't I?

After that, Harry
went on his travels

in little pieces all
over the fucking garden.

So before you start
fucking around

thinking you're one of us,

Harry Fucking Hammers.

- Right, we're having a party.

Drinks and girls

and them.

Keep up the good work and
we'll be one big, happy family.

Right, we're leaving.

- Stay chipper.

- We have got to find
a way out of this.

These people are psychopaths.

- I'm working on it, so just...
Just blend in until we're safe.

- Hey, mate, you alright?

- Fuck off.
- Yeah, yeah.

Cool. No worries.

- Don't worry,
I'm sure someone will like us.

- Yeah, maybe someone else.

- Yeah, well, as
long as it's not Clar...

- Guests of honour
- Hey.

have arrived.

It's lovely to see you.

- Yeah, ditto.

- Boys, you've done really
well the other night,

you came through,

so enjoy yourselves.

- Will do.

- Oh, and I forgot to mention

we've got a little game later
on in the back if you two..

- Oh, yeah?
What are you playing?

- I recommend he don't play.

- Poker, Dick.

- Oh, no, no, we've actually
played that before.

- Not like this, though.

- Well, if he's played before,
he might as well come along.

- No, I don't think
that's a good idea.

- Well, why not?

- Yeah, why not?

- You know the rules,
Dick, and...

- Oh.
- it's a bit difficult.

- Oh, I get it.

- Don't worry, son,
I'll get you in.

Come on, tell me, what do
you know about a royal flush?

- Okay, I'm going
to get some drinks.

- Absolutely. Come on.

- He's definitely being nonce'd.

He's gonna touch him.

- Well, this is a bust.

- Mm. I was expecting
more debauchery.

Decadence. Decadence.

- Haven't you already
got a girlfriend?

- Yeah, but you still kind
of expect to see some.

- Talent.
- Mmm-Hmm.

- See something you like?

- A couple of things.

I mean,

perhaps, I don't know.

- Well, me and my couple of
things are going to the bar.

- A drink?

Can I, um,

can I get you a drink?

- Perhaps.

Strawberry daiquiri.

Extra rum.

- I'm going to the bar.

Okay, bye.

- How did that even work?

How have I ended up
on the couch on my own?

She's got no game.

- Don't move.

Carry on being depressed
and drink your drink.

- Charming.

- People can't
know we're talking.

Meet me by the bar.

- Okay.

Scarlett's a traitor.

- What's going on?

Thank you.

- I spoke to Clarky, I think...

I think he might be okay with
letting me manage you boys

if you play ball.

- Manage?

- As in, you report to me.

Not to that psycho.

Avoid getting murdered, etc.

- Yeah, that sounds
rather amenable.

Better than getting

- How does anyone
know about that?

- There's a video.

- That's great.
- Yeah.

- Look, I just...

I need you to do as I say.

Work with me.

Behave.

They might see that
you're amenable to me.

Back off and let
me be in charge.

- Or, a better idea,
hear me out.

I could fake my own death.

I could take a photo and I
could send it to everyone.

Just, you know, go.

I'm dead.

- Ant, it's not a joke.

You fuck up, you get killed.

I can't help you there.

- Message received.

- Hello, darling.

- Clarky.
- You alright?

- Yeah.
Just grabbed a drink.

Gonna go and get some air.

- Anthony,

That game's gonna
start in five minutes.

I'm gonna go for a piss.

And when I come back,
I'll take us over.

Alright?

- We early?

- How many do you want?

Better odds with fewer people.

- Yeah, good point.

We still doing the 20k buy-in?

- Nah, fuck that.

We keep it friendly
and play for the win.

- Sure.

- Very kind.

It's not often I
get to play for fun.

Gets a bit heavy when
someone loses a lot of dosh.

- I used to play with
my nan at Christmas.

- What? With pennies.

- Yeah, she'd keep
them in a little pot.

- But she'd dished them out
with a Christmas dinner.

- Hmm.

- Was just our little tradition.

- Why do we all stop, eh?

I wonder what other things
from the past we've forgotten.

- Call.

- Think about when I
was a kid, you know?

- Yeah.

I bet you were a proper
naughty little boy.

- Still am, mate.

- Call.

- Call.

- Raise.

- Call.

- Call.

- So, what was
you like as a kid?

- I guess just...
- Not you.

- Him.

- Me?

- Yeah. You.

What were you like?

- Um. Um.

Different.

My nan, she raised me until...

- We looked after each other.

- So youse go back.

- Mhm.

- Yeah, yeah.

Long way.

- What are we
doing here, Clarky?

Hmm?

- You must have made
a lot of friends.

- What are you gonna do?

It's your turn.
What are you gonna do?

- Call.

- Fold.

- It's not your turn.

- I'm out.

- Oh, dear.

It's just me and you then,
what's it gonna be?

- Hmm.

- All in.

- Good man.

Make it exciting.

- Let's see 'em.

- I win.

I always fucking win.

- What the fuck just happened?

- We need to get out of here.

- Scarlett.

- Binsey said you
wanted to talk to me.

- Yes, darling.

I've been thinking
about what you said.

About managing the boys.

- Oh yeah?

Good thoughts, I hope.

- What else?

Eight years, you said.

A long time.

I mean, if I was anywhere for
eight years, I'd be pissed.

Bored out my nut.

How do you do it?

- I work hard.

I see a future.

- Not that.

Lie to me.

- What?

- Sit they're lying to me

about who you are
and who you know.

- I don't know what you're
talking about, Clarky.

- Them lads.

- What lads?
- You knew 'em.

- You knew 'em.

I had 'em checked.

I had you checked.

You grew up together.

- Clarky, It's not
what you think.

- Save it.

You brung them in.

Set Henry up.

Now you want to take
control and row me out?

- No, Clarky, I promise.

- Please.
- Promise?

- I can't trust a word you say.

Oh, you fuck!

- You can't trust me alone
with your gun, either.

- Scarlet! Scarlet!

Scarlet!

Are you okay?

- We can get
out of his way.

- It was him.

- Whoa.

No, no, don't!

Don't!

- Uh.

I have to go.

Last night was great.

- M?

- Yeah.

- Are you safe?

- Yeah.

What happened?

- It got messy.

Clarky, he...

He found out something.

He just knows something
about us and Scarlett.

- So he had to go.

- I can't really talk
about this over the phone.

- Is Dick there?

- Yeah. He's here.

- Hello, M.

- I'm gonna miss you guys.

- Well, you're going to be
out there with us soon.

- Ant, you know, I can't
just pack up and leave.

I can't leave my mum.

- Yeah, I know.

Just keep her safe.

- Yeah. Ant, um.

Bye.

- Bye, M.

- What time is she coming?

She's not coming, is she?

- We'll see her again.

Just..

won't be for a while but
I promise we will see her.

- Oh, yes.
- Yay.

- Oh. That's good.

- too you to.

- Still see that Greek Anthony.

Learning a month here.

- Teach. Shit at English.

- Why don't you
pick this boy, Thea?

His Greek is so good.

- Ah, thank you very much.

- Oh ignore him, Anthony,

stop being a
troublemaker, Nikos.

- I find you a good guy.

Mumma wanted the best for you.

- Anthony's lovely to me.

He does the silly jokes,
but I can forgive that.

It's all about compromise.

- You guys do know I
can hear you, right?

Thank you.

- You know I like you loads.

- Hmm. And they say
romance is dead.

- Oh, see, I'd like
a bit of romance.

- Do you want a girl

Anthony, why don't
you find him someone?

Do you need wing manning?

- Ah!

- Oh, yeah,
it's not easy, because.

- Why not? Look at him,
such a beautiful boy.

Is he? No?

- Yeah, yeah,
Dick's a ten out of ten.

You know that, I know that.

We just need to trick some
poor women into thinking that.

- Tell me, Richard,
what do you like?

I have lots of lovely
friends for you.

- I've got some naughty ones.

- He doesn't want that.

He's a nice boy.

He needs a nice Greek girl.

- Nice Greek girl sounds nice.

How naughty?

Well, I...

- Why didn't we do this sooner?

- Because we were just
waiting for the right time

to be chased out the
country by a lunatic.

- True.

No, I mean, just leave.

I'm happier here than there.

- But?

I miss M.

- Bet she misses us as well.

- Mm.

Can't we just call her quickly?

- No.

It's too risky.

- Do you think they
know who she is?

- Even if they do,

She's got an alibi because
Binsey only saw me and you.

So we've done the right thing,
and she is safe.

- It's just hard sometimes.

- Yeah.

Feeling it comes and goes.

Well.

Yeah.

Just wish we could have all made
it out here together, you know?

- We will.

There's still time.

- Thea, the TV's turned off.

- What?

- The TV's turned off.

- Can't hear you, Anthony.

I'm in the shower.

Oh, hello.

You've come to get clean.

- You've already showered.

- Oh, yeah yeah.
You look amazing.

What can I do for you?

- The TV's turned off.

- Oh, yeah, it does that.

- Mmm-hmm.

Uh.

- But there is a box in
the back of the house

that takes care of it.

- A box, like a fuse box.

- I don't know, some kind
of electrical switches.

My brother takes care of it.

- Where?

- In the back of the house,
you cannot miss it.

- No, not with
directions like that.

- Hmm, you're a
funny boy, Anthony.

Don't change.

- Why would they
put this outside?

Come to Greece they said,
warm they said.

Is that...

Aha.

Okay, that'll do it.

That'll do.

How are you sleeping
through that?

- Oh, hello, morning.

- Cali what?

- Six months we've been here.

You've not picked up a
single word of Greek.

- But you're dating
a Greek girl,

she does all the talking for me.

- Anthony, I can't
find my hairdryer.

- Talking, shouting,
says it all.

Have you had another shower?

- It's hot,
do you want me clean or dirty?

Is that a trick question?

- Richard.

He's so good.

- He said one word.

- Why don't you learn
Greek for me, Anthony?

It's such a romantic language.

We are out of lamb.

We're gonna need some
for the party tonight.

- Ah, yes.

That's tonight, about that.

- Don't tell me you forgot.

- No, I've just got a
little bit of work to do.

- Work?

- You don't work.

- Working on my tan.

- At night?

Anthony, don't be ridiculous.

Stop being such a cabbage.

You need to get involved.

My friends are coming.

- And Nico is
bringing friends too.

- I just want a nice night
with my friends and you.

- And me.

- And you.

Please don't make me beg.

You know how important
it is for me.

- Okay, fine.

For you.

- Thank you.

Now go get the lamb.

- Come on,
you're coming with me.

- Hmm?

Oh, where are we?

- Is this is where Thea
said she gets her lamb from?

- Yeah, but she said we
were looking for a market.

- Okay, yeah, but maybe she
just wrote it down wrong.

- Maybe.
- Hey.

- There's someone over there
do him a Greek.

- Do him a Greek?

- Yeah.

- Unbelievable. Uh.

- Hi. Uh, do you speak English?

- A little.
- Great.

- We're looking for some lamb.

Yeah. We're, uh,
we are a friend of Thea's.

- Thea?
- Oh, yes.

- Yes, yes, Thea.

- Thea, yeah. Yeah.

- Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, okay.

So, where is the lamb?

- Soon.

- Yeah,
do you have any packets?

- I'm not seeing many
fridges around here.

- Yeah. Now...

Oh, shit.

- Hmm.

- Shit!

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no.

I can't...I don't do that.

See, I kind of thought I could,

but now I've seen
their little faces,

I don't think I've got it in me.

- Yeah, no.
- Um.

Demetrius,

we need you to.

- Me?

- Yeah.

- Okay. You need the blood?

- Don't think so.

- Why the fuck would we?

- There is a lot.

- Okay. Nope.

- No, thanks.
- That's not for us.

- Come on.

- Okay.
- Blurggh.

- Gave me the shivers.

- Don't blame you.
- Urgh.

- Let's go find an offy.

- Yeah.

I think he touched one of them.

- Do you think she'll notice?

- What's the worst
that could happen?

- Yeah.

Oh!

- You just...

- It's like a brain.

- It looks sad.

- Did you keep a receipt?

- Diana's here, sir.

- Did I tell you to stop?

- Mm.

- Morning.

You come highly recommended.

And I need reliability.

Two former employees
stole my money, and...

they put my right-hand
man in the ground.

I need...

I need retaliation.

Swift justice.

- Justice requires an
element of perspective.

Who's right?

Who's wrong?

Justice has a side.

My agency doesn't concern
itself with justice.

- If not justice, then what?

- Retribution?

- Hmm.

I like that.

Retribution.

I'll take that.

- My operative is
already making inquiries.

But your report
mentions a virus.

- Don't... darling.

Sweetheart,

I'm in the business of fear.

And I've been made to look weak.

Every second that those men
and their virus exist,

is a second more of weakness.

I need to send a message.

This isn't a salvage operation.

- Retribution rarely is.

- M?

It's only me.

I got you a few bits.

M?

- Where?

Mmm-Hmm, send me the details.

- Sir.

- Take a seat.

You've been in your new
position a while now.

- Yes, sir.

Income is up.

The business is modernising.

You know, it'll take some
time to fully transition,

but it works.

- You happy?

- Yeah.

I've got purpose
and making a change.

- Hmm.

We could be making more.

- We're up 16% in six months.

That's way more than
Clarky ever achieved.

- Yeah, well, my
predictions with the virus

were a lot higher.

And that was under Clarky.

- With all due respect, sir,

we ditched the virus
because it wasn't safe.

Your business needs...

It needs...

- Needs what?

- Your business
wants growth, right?

But it needs security.

You can't have high growth
without heightened risk.

My approach, although
it may forecast lower,

gives you the best
risk reward ratio.

Clarky was reckless.

I'm your safe bet.

And I know a man
like you values that.

You need me.

- Hmm.

There she is.

I was waiting to see
what Clarky saw in you.

Little fucking viper in there.

Don't be afraid to let her out.

Yeah, today's a good day.

First Diana, now this.

- Diana?
- Mmm.

The handler I hired.

Her operative is closing in on
your virus boys as we speak.

- They're not mine.

- They were Clarky's.

Which means they're yours.

Soon they'll be no one's.

- M? M, are you here?

- Emily, love,
are you on your way?

The appointment's in an hour.

Your mum has started
to get worried.

I don't know why I'm
leaving a message.

You're probably on your way.

See you soon, love.

It's Betty, by the way.

- Ant.

Ant!

Ant!

- Oh! Bloody hell!

- Ant.

Come and get in the water.

Lovely.

- I was sleeping and you
just tried to drown me.

Oh! Give off!
Come and get in the water.

Anyway, I want someone to see

how long I can
hold my breath for.

- You know, I can do
that from right here.

Yeah. What if I drown, huh?

I'd need a lifeguard,
who's gonna save me, then?

- How am I going to save you
if you're already dead?

- That is a good point.

You'd have saved
me first, ideally.

- Ideally.

So, Thea's friends
are coming tonight?

- Mhm.

- What are they like?

- You mean what are
the women like?

- Yeah. The women, yeah.

- Mmm.

Okay so I've met 1 or 2 of them,

but have seen pictures
of the others.

And I'll be honest,
you are going to like them.

We're just talking about you.

- Oh, so he is romantic.

- Talking about your friends.

- Or maybe not.

- Not for me, dear, for Dick.

- Oh, yes, Richard, tell me,
what would you like to know?

- Well, just maybe...

Who's coming?

- So it's gonna be a
mixture of people.

Nice men, nice women.

Everyone is friendly.

Ellen is nice.

- Sorry, how many
people are coming?

- Not that many,
just maybe a few.

Like 30, 40.

- 30 or 40?
Okay, that's a lot.

That is a lot.

- You're so good
with people, Anthony.

Don't worry about it.

You'll be fine.

- Yeah, that is a lot.

You know I like small groups.

Yeah, so do I when
we're wanted men.

The more people
know about us,

the easier it is for
them to find us.

- Uh.

- Yeah. Uh,

we need to get little miss
houseparty over there

to cut the numbers down.

- Yeah, yeah, what do we do?

- Dunno.

Tell you what, actually,

she listens to you
because you're, like,

cute and listenable,

so maybe you could have a word?

- Okay.

- Cheers, mate.

- Hey, Thea.

- Hey, Richard.

- Hey, you like
it here, you said?

- Yeah, I like it, I love it.

Oh, I love it.

It's like heaven on earth.

- Yeah, I like it, too,

but it gets a bit
lonely, don't you think?

- Yeah, maybe.

- Yeah. Um.

Yeah, I miss people.

- People are nice.

Not...Not too many people.

- Did Anthony send you here?

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

Just me. All me.

Um, because I can get a bit...

how to put this.

I get shy, you know,
I get closed around people.

- You struggle?

- Yeah, I get a bit funny.

Yeah, you know,
even I notice it.

- Yeah, but it's okay.

We love you.

- I still want to make a
good impression, you know?

I want to make friends
with, um, Lenny.

- Mm, Melanie, yes.

- But maybe it'd be
better if there

weren't so many people
at the party tonight.

- But I have already
invited people.

- Is there any way you
can un-invite some?

- Does this really
mean so much to you?

- It would help.

Yeah, and then afterwards,
we can have bigger parties.

You know, once I know people
once I know people

it won't be so bad.

- Okay, but I do
that just for you.

And please promise me you're
going to be brave tonight,

- I promise.

- Okay?
- I promise.

- Okay.

- How long was that?

- Two minutes.
- Two minutes.

- Whoa, oh, my God,
that's amazing.

- How are you doing that?

- Practice.

I guess.

- It is pretty impressive.

- Oh.

- Anthony it's
getting later now,

guests we'll be coming.

- What time is it?
- It's midday, Anthony.

- Midday? The party's
not to 8 p.m, Woman.

- Yeah, but I need to get ready.

I need to have a shower. again.

- Again?

- Anthony, I need to get
changed and look nice for you.

Can you please put
some clothes on?

My friends are coming,
I want them to like you.

- I will dress up.
- Thank you.

And dress better when
Maggie comes here

because she's very picky, yeah?

Richard, you as well?

- Yeah, yeah, me too, yeah.

Oh, Thea Hey, I learnt
a new Greek word,

uh,

Oh

Oh, Anthony, look over there.

- Yeah.
What's that in there?

Is that...

That does mean drownie pants.

- No, no, it, uh,
it means distraction.

- Well,

- I'm gonna take a shower.

- Come on.

- Ah!

- James fucking Bond over here.

- Do I look all right?

- Million dollars, mate.
- Nice.

- Looking very smart yourself.

- We have smashed it.

Ooh!

- What are you doing
dressed up already?

so early, no?

- Yeah, we look good.

- So good.

- Mm.

- Anthony. Maggie.
Maggie. Anthony.

Richard. Heleni.
Heleni. Richard.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- Hello, Tony.

- Ah, it's..it's Ant

- Oh, I had a dog called Ant,
I don't like it.

- You can be Tony tonight.

- Yep, why not?
It's just my name.

Hi. I'm Tony.

- Hi.

- Hi, Hi.

Shit. No.

That's not...um, sorry.

Hi, hi, hi.

Do you speak English?

Enough?

- Let's have a drink?

- Oh. I know.

- No,
unfortunately you don't.

- Is this the party?

- Whose party are
you looking for?

- This Party.

- Hey.

- Have we got any...
Hello mate.

Have we got any tequila?

- Yeah, maybe upstairs.

- Okay.
Is he coming in?

- My brother's already here.

- Well you better come in then.

Babe, grab some drinks.
I'm gonna go get some tequila.

- Yeah.

- Mhm.

- English, please.

It's good for my practice.

Menelaos.

My name is Menelaos.

Thank you for having me here.

- Ant?
Ant, is that you?

- You shouldn't be calling me.

- Oh, thank fuck, I've been
ringing every burner I know.

- I'm hanging up.
- Wait!

- It's not safe.

- It's not now you've
rung me, is it?

- Fuck the call,
Emery has someone.

- Someone for what?

- I don't know everything.

But he's sending
someone to kill you.

- Does Emery know where we are?

- I don't know, but he
said they're close,

and I had to warn you.

- What if they wanted
you to call me?

What? What if this
is how Emery finds us?

- Ant, I'm trying to save you.

He doesn't know about me.

Where's Dick?

- He's downstairs with
the others in the party.

- Are you having a party?

- Mhm.

It was his idea.

- Oh, well done keeping
a low profile, right?

- I know.

- Do you even know
the people in there?

- They're all Thea's friends.

- All of them?

Ant? Ant?

- What does he look like?

- I don't know,
I don't know anything.

It could be anyone.

Ant? Ant?

- Dick, I need you.

- And I...

I'm just in the
middle of something.

Heleni, just telling me about...

- I need you now.

- What is it?
- Now, Dick!

- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

- Okay.

- Do you see that man?

- Who?

What, the one
talking with Thea?

- Mhm.

- Yeah.

- Do you know who he is?

- I don't know, one of
the locals, maybe? I...

I haven't really
spoken with anyone.

Just Heleni, she's, uh...

She's really nice.

- Scarlett rang.

- What?

- Someone's coming to kill us.

- Who?

- He was acting
weird at the door

but I just thought it was some
awkward Greek thing at first.

- What do we do?

- Get rid of him.

- Tony, we haven't talked today.

We should speak.

- So tell me about...
- Not now, Maggie.

- We need to talk.

- We do.

- Anthony, the lamb is ready.

We're gonna eat by the pool.

Can you help me serve?

- I'll see you out there.

- Thea, have you
seen that man before?

- No.

Anthony?

- We need to talk.

- Yes. You know we do.

Eat.

- Yeah.

- Heleni, take a seat.

- Please help yourselves.

- Uh, Ant.

Uh. Okay, Ant?

A hand?

- A toast to Thea for
this wonderful meal.

- Thank you so much, everyone.

Please enjoy the food.

- Mm.

It's a special taste,

Juicy.

You know, there is a secret.

- Secret?

- About the flavour.

It's the way it dies.

- How do you kill your prey?

- You surprise it.

Yeah, It's really delicious.

- Anthony, you're not eating.

- Don't tell me it's
not delicious.

- It's delicious.

- He looks unwell, Thea.

- What's your name?

- Me?

Menelaos.

- Where are you from, Menelaos?

- Greece.

- What part of Greece?

- Greece.

- So many questions,

and boring ones too.

Let's liven up a little.

- Dicky?
- Mm.

You like Heleni?

- Oh, Jesus, um,
I don't really know.

- Look at her, she's beautiful.

Beautiful girl.

- Say yes.
- Um.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Mm.
- Yes, yes.

- Ah, both of them like this?

- What a beautiful couple.

- Mind your fucking business.

- Anthony.
- Thea.

- Thank you, but...

your boyfriend,

won't you tell me something?

Come on, say it.

Say it

- Not here,
not in front of them.

- I think this is
the right place.

- Get out!

- Are you afraid?

Are you afraid what
they're gonna think?

Shake my hand and apologise.

Apologise for the love you
didn't get from my brother.

- Don't understand.

- You fucking foreigner.

You don't deserve to Thea.

- I said sit down.

- You let them go.

Let her go.

She's nothing to do with this.

- It's us you want!

- Sit down!

Just sit down.

Okay.

Okay.

Now we can relax.

- She had nothing
to do with this.

- Shh.

Shh, shh, shh.

- It's okay, Thea.

- Okay.

Now we understand each other.

It will be over soon.

What a beautiful place.

I always like a pool.

This place was a
very smart move.

Very clever.

M should have done the same.

- M?

- Her little safe house.

She bought it with the
company many years ago.

It's sad, but...

all the records
inside are available.

Not a smart move.

It only takes one crack.

- Where's M?

- I commend you on your side.

You didn't let anything slip.

Not even one thing.

Okay.

It's...

No, no, no, no.

It's a...

It's a shame you've been caught.

But okay, I can, I can
appreciate a good runner.

- Anthony, what is happening?

- It's okay, Thea.

- Where is she?

- What do you mean,
where is she?

She's here.

She's been here the
whole time, Anthony.

- I'm gonna kill you.

- Anthony, come on!

This is only going to
go one way here, huh?

- Ant, what do we do?
What do we do?

- Ant is not in charge, Dick.

You want to help your friend?

- Yes.
- Okay.

- So you have computer virus?

- The control mechanism,
where is it?

- The programme?

- The programme, Dick.

Where it is?

- Halos Lassi has it.

What the fuck is that?

- He has it.

He took it.

That's what all the
shouting was about.

- Ant, what do we do now?

- Emery wants bodies.

Let's give him bodies.

- Are you sure
this is gonna work?

- Oh, shush, guys,
you're ruining it.

There you go, that's one.

- Okay, let me see.

- Oh, that is good.

- Yeah. That's it.

That's gonna get us out.

We're free.

- You called for me?

- Mm.

Just thought you
might like to know

that the traitors were caught.

- Thank God for that.

- You are coming with me.

This isn't an optional thing.

- Ah!

What the fuck?

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Come on in.

But why am I speaking
in English, though?

- A toast to Thea for
this wonderful meal.

I'm sorry.

- Come on, let's...

What do I say?

I'm sorry.

- Menelaos.

- Sorry.

It's that fucking howl!

- Sorry, I looked in the camera.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'll do that again.

Sorry, sorry, everyone.

Oh. Hey, Thea.

- Hey, Richard.

Hey, Thea.

- Hey, Richard.

- I know it's coming.

I want to make friends with, um.

- Helena?
- Heleni, Helenie, yes.

- I got her name wrong.

- Hello,
you've come to get...

You've got to come clean.

Why can I not say?

You've got to get clean.

But my brother takes.

Takes...

- Uh, cut.

Okay, that's, uh.

That's a different take.

- You lost a line.

- Sorry, dear.

- Oh, shush, you guys,
you're ruining it.

- Sorry, dear.

- I didn't put the flash on

- High hopes.

Slate 100.

Scene 44.

Take one.

Dick gets wet.

- Yeah, let's have it.

- Don't worry.

- Oh, wow.

- Don't worry about it.

Let's go again.

- Why again?
Why again in the face.

He knows absolutely
nothing about you.

- Ring, ring.

Perfect.

- Stay chipper.

- Oh, no, we'll have
to do it again.

- What the fuck's that?

- To give these guys credit,
they were remarkably strong.

- That's the Olympics, sorry.

- Oh, but here's comes...

- Oh, I think you've
had enough love.

- Can we just go again?

I mean, I didn't expect
timeshares in Sudanese wine

to smell...smell so bad.

To smell at all!

To smell!

- I'm quite surprised
we can sell it.

- Hello, mate, you alright?
- Shut the fuck up.

- Yeah, cool, no worries.

- Hello, mate.
- Shut the fuck up.

- Yeah, sure, sorry, yeah.

- Hello, mate.
- Shut the fuck up.

- Yeah, sorry, yeah, cool.

Sorry.

- Sorry.

- You did the right
thing telling me.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, of course.

Don't worry, mate,
I'll look after you.

- I'm so sorry.
- Fuck's sake.

- I tried to hold it in
for the whole thing.

- There's a Wetherspoons
somewhere missing three people.

There's an empty Jobcentre.

Did you get a buy two
get one free deal?

Fucking Clarky to you.

Emery's right, you two...

- Twice, you little prick.

Literally, the finger
came across this.

- Two minutes, what do you want?

- What's my future here?

Eight years I've
been working for you.

- Cut!

Well done.

Johnny, ya fucking hobbit.

you're in shot!

- People can't
know we're talking.

Meet me by the bar.

- Sorry, who are you?