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Sentem-se de volta,
justiceiros,
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and listen to another edition of
America's favorite super hero!
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Mintberry Crunch!
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Our story begins in a remote
corner of the Gulf of Mexico!
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The BP oil company drills
into the ocean floor!
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But they drill too much,
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and the BP oil company
accidentally unleashes Cthulhu,
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an ancient evil God
from another dimension!
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Halfway across the country,
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a mild mannered, attractive
fourth grader, Bradley Biggle,
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hears of the disaster on the
news while with his friends.
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But Bradley Biggle is no
ordinary fourth grader!
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Not long ago he realized he had
super powers he could call upon,
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by turning in place and
saying the magic word!
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Shablagoo!
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And in a flash Bradley is
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transformed into that
thrilling super hero,
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Mint Berry Crunch!
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Joined by the other coon friends,
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Mintberry Crunch went to
investigate the Gulf spill crisis!
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The super heroes came across a cult,
in existence for years,
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that had been waiting
for Cthulhu's arrival!
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They are the key to stopping
Cthulhu from taking over the world.
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Sometimes, when
everything seems hopeless,
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that's when you need
to bring it all.
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That's when you need
to bring the Crunch.
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Dude, I'm sorry,
but we still aren't getting it.
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You're half man, and half berry?
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Right!
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But then what exactly
is your super power?
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The power of mint and berries yet
with a satisfying tasty crunch!
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No, see, that's the problem, dude.
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That's not really a super power.
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Like I have mental command
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over all power tools,
human kite can fly.
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And shoot lasers out of my eyes.
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And shoot lasers out of his eyes,
and Mysterion can...
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Wait! What's your super power,
Mysterion?
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I can't die.
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Ooh, yeah, good one.
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Mysterion can't die and iron
maiden is indestructible...
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No, Stan, I'm being serious.
I really, really can't die.
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What?
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Like last night in the alley!
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The cult leader stabbed me and
I bled all over the place.
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And you screamed, oh my God,
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and you called him a bastard!
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When was that?
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All the time!
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I die all the time!
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And you assholes never remember!
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I think we would
remember you dying, dude.
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Well, you don't! I die over,
and over.
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Only to wake up in my bed
like nothing happened.
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Dude, you're freakin'
out Mintberry Crunch.
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He's peed his pants.
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No, no!
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Mintberry Crunch doesn't
ever pee his pants!
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I knew there'd be no point
in telling you guys.
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Alright, dude. Let's just say
you're not crazy and it's true.
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What's the big deal?
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I mean, I think it'd be pretty
cool not to be able to die.
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Pretty cool?
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Do you know what it feels
like to be stabbed?
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To be shot, decapitated,
torn apart, burned, run over...
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Kenny, Kenny calm down.
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It's not pretty cool, Kyle!
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It fucking hurts!
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And it won't go away and
nobody will believe me!
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Remember this time!
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Try and fucking remember!
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Oh my God!
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Holy shit dude!
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Dude! Is he... Oh Jesus!
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Kenny.
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No, no!
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Gather around, believers in good,
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and listen to the newest
installment of the coon!
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It all began when the BP oil company
drilled into the ocean floor
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and ripped open a hole
to another dimension.
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Seeing the disaster on coonvision,
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the coon immediately called
together his trusty coon friends.
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As the coon explained how
the disaster could be stopped,
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something terrible happened.
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Without warning,
the coon friends changed.
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Their super powers
morphed somehow,
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turning them into super villains.
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The coon tried to
reason with them.
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Tried to bring them back
to the side of good.
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But it was too late.
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Their black hearts had been
tainted by hate and rage.
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The coon was alone.
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Torn by the ultimate dilemma.
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He had to put a stop
to the evil villains,
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even though they had
once been his friends.
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Sometimes, to fight
the ultimate evil,
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you must make friends
with enemies.
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The coon teamed up with Cthulhu,
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because even Cthulhu knows what
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evil assholes Kyle and
Stan and those guys are.
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And that they are manipulative,
uncaring, vagina faces!
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They are all planning
to destroy the world.
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Only one thing can stop them.
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The coon.
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With Cthulhu's help,
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I can try to banish them to a
dark oblivion for all eternity.
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I will not rest
until that happens.
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Eric Cartman!
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Hi mom.
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Where have you been young man?
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Just doing stuff, mom.
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Are my friends downstairs
in the secret base?
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Yes they are,
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but you were supposed to
be grounded in your room.
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And now you are more grounded,
young man!
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The coon's mother appears
to be extremely upset.
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In order to get past her,
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I must use the Lebron
James technique.
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Eric, are you listening to me?
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Mom, what should I do?
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What?
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What should I do?
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Should I admit I made mistakes?
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Should I say I've
done this before?
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Should write a song about how I
should have stayed in my room?
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What should I do?
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What do you mean? What should...
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Should I say I'm not a role model?
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Should I not listen
to my conscience.
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It's my conscience, mom!
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What should I do?
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Go back to my room and
pretend nothing happened?
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Not jump out the window
and fly to New Orleans?
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What should I do, mom? Tell me!
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I just... I... I'm going to go
make you kids some lemonade.
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Alright, coon friends!
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What good deed should we do next?
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Perhaps we should bake more
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lemon bars to raise money
for people in need!
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Okay!
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You guys have no memory
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of me shooting myself
in the head, do you?
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What?
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What we need to do is talk
to people in that cult.
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I want to know where
my powers come from.
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Yeah, cool, let's talk about
where our powers come from!
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I was bitten by a
radioactive mosquito!
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I was in a car accident
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then put back together
with tupperware parts!
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Ti- Timmy!
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Will you guys listen to me?
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I actually have a power
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that I actually
want to know about!
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Hey guys.
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So what's goin' on?
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Go away, Cartman.
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We kicked you out of coon
and friends, remember?
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No, I know. That's cool.
I understand.
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Even though I started it and
the secret base is in my house.
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Yeah, that's totally
understandable.
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You just wanted to frame
and blackmail people,
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then you beat up Clyde and
Bradley for no reason!
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No, you're right. For no reason.
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Clearly something
is wrong with me.
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But you guys, what should I do?
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You should fuck off.
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That's what you should do.
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Alright. Look, you guys
were totally right, okay?
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That's all I wanted to say.
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That and there's a
double rainbow outside.
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A what?
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Double rainbow, you guys.
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Ya don't see 'em often,
but there's one outside right now.
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You gotta come see!
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A double rainbow!
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Shablagoo!
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Wait, Mintberry Crunch.
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You might not wanna go...
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Hey, can I see the
double rainbow fellas?
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Fellas?
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Isn't it beautiful, you guys?
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There's no double rainbow,
fat ass.
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You are correct, Human Kyte.
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Not that super villains
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like you guys could ever
see a double rainbow.
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What are you talking about?
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Your evil doing days
are over, mosquito!
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All of you shall now be dealt
the swift hand of justice!
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Cartman you are the
bad guy, not us.
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Nu-uh, you guys are the bad guy.
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What are you doing
with that thing?
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He's going to help me
get rid of you guys,
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so together we can make
the world a better place!
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Cartman, if you team up
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with the most evil thing
in all the universe
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then clearly, you are the bad guy!
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No, because it's for
the greater good
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like when superman teamed
up with Lex Luthor.
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Superman never teamed
up with Lex Luthor!
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Well, that's why superman isn't
around anymore, isn't it?
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Cthulhu, banish them to
a dark oblivion please.
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Dude, that was awesome!!!
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You were all like rrrrrrrr!
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And they were all like noooooo!
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Alright. Now,
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we've taken out most
of the synagogues,
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destroyed San Francisco,
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sent my friends into
a dark oblivion,
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and so our next order of
business will be burning man!
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Burning man is the biggest
hippie festival in the world,
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and tomorrow, we are
gonna wipe em all out!
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Pretty soon the whole
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world will be transformed
thanks to the coon!
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Yes, yes, the coon and friend.
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Now after burning man,
we will take down whole foods, alright.
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The dark God is agitated.
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The coon will have to use an
even more manipulative method
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time to bust out cute kitty.
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Dude, where the fuck are we?
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I don't know but,
I feel like I've been here before.
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And so the coon had returned
with the dark lord Cthulhu!
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Upon seeing Cthulhu in person,
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Mintberry Crunch,
heroically dashed off to...
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to save the day!
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With minty coolness
he hurried back home!
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And heroically watched judge Judy,
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knowing that his super hero
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friends were probably
just fine without him!
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Oh shit!
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We aren't going that way!
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You guys, I wanna go home!
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We all wanna go home, Clyde!
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I don't think we're gonna
last very long out here.
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Maybe we should just find a
place to hide and wait for help.
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What help, dude?
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Nobody in the real world
even knows we're here!
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Alright, you guys,
hide as long as you can.
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I'll try and find help.
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How, dude?
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Kenny, where the
hell are you going?
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I'm going to try to get
you all out of here.
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If this works.
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Or I could be wrong.
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Kenny!
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That fucking hurts!
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Oh my God! Kenny.
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You... you crazy bastard!
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It's burning man!
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Biggest party in the world baby!
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Fucking hippies!
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Fuck all you!
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The dark and evil Cthulhu
is bringing his angry wrath
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down upon the burning
man festival, Tom.
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Cthulhu isn't behaving as most
scientists had speculated Tom,
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00:11:55,357 --> 00:11:58,029
but the dark lord is wreaking
havoc everywhere and...
256
00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,359
No, no, excuse me!
257
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,478
It is not 'Cthulhu.'
258
00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:02,109
it is coon and friend.
259
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:03,921
I'm a little sick of everyone
giving him all the credit
260
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,937
when I'm the one really making
the world a better place.
261
00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:08,369
Tom, it appears that
Bruce Vilanch has arrived
262
00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:10,247
on the scene wearing
a rat costume.
263
00:12:10,624 --> 00:12:12,182
Oh you motherfucker.
264
00:12:12,675 --> 00:12:14,156
Cthulhu this guy too!
265
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:16,651
Cool.
266
00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:19,144
Oh, get that fire-twirling
hippie bitch!
267
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,007
This freaking sucks!
268
00:12:32,698 --> 00:12:34,218
We worshiped and
prayed to Cthulhu,
269
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:35,488
went to all the cult meetings,
270
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,862
but life is still
totally freakin' gay.
271
00:12:37,863 --> 00:12:39,636
I thought that when Cthulhu
rose from the depths
272
00:12:39,637 --> 00:12:40,918
all was gonna be
darkness and pain.
273
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:42,959
I thought at least
school would be canceled.
274
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,755
How do I fight him?
275
00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:49,312
Oh joy, it's underwear boy again.
276
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:52,106
That God you pray to just
took away all my friends.
277
00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:53,367
Not our God.
278
00:12:53,368 --> 00:12:55,690
He promised everything would
change if we worshiped him,
279
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,030
but we're just sitting here
smoking cigarettes like before.
280
00:12:58,031 --> 00:12:59,781
It's like Obama all over again.
281
00:13:00,616 --> 00:13:01,957
How do I fight him?
282
00:13:02,409 --> 00:13:04,411
Cthulhu isn't alive or dead,
alright.
283
00:13:05,259 --> 00:13:07,011
Tell me what that means.
284
00:13:08,524 --> 00:13:11,303
Henrietta! Your little brother
wants to play with you.
285
00:13:11,304 --> 00:13:12,854
Go away, mom! I hate you!
286
00:13:12,855 --> 00:13:15,220
Just let your little brother
play with your friends, sweetie.
287
00:13:15,248 --> 00:13:16,238
He's lonely.
288
00:13:16,264 --> 00:13:17,500
Go on in, Bradley.
289
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:19,507
Will you guys paint with me?
290
00:13:19,747 --> 00:13:20,510
Fuck off dork.
291
00:13:20,511 --> 00:13:21,467
I don't want you here!
292
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,524
Please can I just...
293
00:13:24,466 --> 00:13:25,275
M-Mysterion!
294
00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:27,432
What's going... Uh,
that's okay, sis.
295
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:28,929
I'll play with you another time!
296
00:13:29,699 --> 00:13:30,756
Mysterion is here!
297
00:13:30,774 --> 00:13:31,674
He must have come for my help!
298
00:13:32,693 --> 00:13:33,582
No time to waste.
299
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,713
Time for Bradley
Biggle to transform!
300
00:13:37,141 --> 00:13:38,406
Shablagoo!
301
00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:40,892
Alright, look,
302
00:13:40,893 --> 00:13:42,956
the Necronomicon is an
account of the old ones,
303
00:13:42,957 --> 00:13:44,945
their history and the
means for summoning them.
304
00:13:45,054 --> 00:13:45,724
Old ones?
305
00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:48,994
Dark deities that
existed before man.
306
00:13:49,064 --> 00:13:50,558
It was written by a mad prince,
307
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,444
who knew of the nightmare
city of R'Lyeh,
308
00:13:52,445 --> 00:13:55,664
which fell from the stars
and exists beneath the sea,
309
00:13:55,665 --> 00:13:56,904
and in another dimension.
310
00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:58,134
That's it.
311
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,374
That's the place I just was!
312
00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:02,702
You've been to the
nightmare city of R'Lyeh?
313
00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:03,687
Lucky.
314
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,163
Cthulhu and other beings
are from this city,
315
00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:08,644
but for years cultists have tried
to bring them into our world.
316
00:14:08,645 --> 00:14:10,184
And what about Cthulhu's power?
317
00:14:10,185 --> 00:14:11,969
Why can't old ones die?
318
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,154
The only thing that can
destroy an immortal,
319
00:14:14,155 --> 00:14:15,495
is another immortal.
320
00:14:19,104 --> 00:14:20,534
Don't worry, Mysterion!
321
00:14:20,535 --> 00:14:24,261
Mintberry Crunch is here to help
you with these black cultists!
322
00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:26,959
Get out of my room, twerp!
323
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,592
Mintberry Crunch isn't
afraid of his fat sister!
324
00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:31,105
Grab her legs Mysterion!
325
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,613
Mysterion?
326
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:35,960
Oh crap!
327
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,185
Hey Mysterion! Wait up!
328
00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:41,055
Come on, wait up!
329
00:14:42,094 --> 00:14:43,790
Us coon friends need to
stick together, remember?
330
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:44,952
Where're you going?
331
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:46,474
Wherever Cthulhu is.
332
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:47,703
What?
333
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:48,659
But he'll kill you!
334
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:49,559
Maybe,
335
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,034
but with any luck I might
find the reason for my powers.
336
00:14:52,503 --> 00:14:53,178
Oh right!
337
00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:55,464
Maybe I can find the
reason for my powers too!
338
00:14:55,804 --> 00:14:57,201
You don't understand.
339
00:14:57,761 --> 00:14:59,626
How was it that Mint
and Berry came together
340
00:14:59,627 --> 00:15:01,555
delivering full flavor
and an intense crunch?
341
00:15:01,556 --> 00:15:03,691
We must find out
answers Mysterion!
342
00:15:05,086 --> 00:15:06,583
Mysterion, I'm going with you!
343
00:15:09,402 --> 00:15:10,405
After the triumphant
344
00:15:10,406 --> 00:15:12,451
victory over the evil
hippies of burning man,
345
00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:13,707
coon and friends turn their
346
00:15:13,718 --> 00:15:15,405
attention to the next
villainous scourge.
347
00:15:15,938 --> 00:15:18,584
Bravely taking out every whole
foods left in the country.
348
00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:20,909
No more organic crap for America.
349
00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:22,370
Thanks to coon and friends,
350
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:24,015
the country would soon
be rid of all evil.
351
00:15:24,285 --> 00:15:25,111
But first,
352
00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:26,023
they would come up against
353
00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:28,011
our most challenging
and most evil opponent.
354
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,664
Justin Bieber.
355
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,203
In order to save the earth,
356
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,024
this little butthole
had to be stopped.
357
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:45,743
Yup that's him.
358
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,022
So long, Justin Bieber.
You little douche bag.
359
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,724
The dark God Cthulhu
360
00:15:52,725 --> 00:15:55,380
continues his rampage of
destruction and terror,
361
00:15:55,381 --> 00:15:57,687
and there seems to
be no hope for man.
362
00:15:57,688 --> 00:16:00,897
I am joined now by a supposed
team member of Cthulhu,
363
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,595
the coon.
364
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,115
It isn't just Cthulhu, Mr. Reporter.
365
00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:06,474
He is merely a small piece
of coon and friends,
366
00:16:06,475 --> 00:16:08,878
who will continue to fight
for good and justice.
367
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,766
Good and justice.
368
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:15,061
Justin Bieber and most of his
fans have just been massacred.
369
00:16:15,062 --> 00:16:16,993
Yes, coon and friends
are happy to help.
370
00:16:16,994 --> 00:16:19,012
We do not need
thanks for our deeds,
371
00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:20,241
we do not want gifts.
372
00:16:20,242 --> 00:16:21,232
All we want
373
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:24,389
is for people to buy our coon
and friends t-shirts for 14.95.
374
00:16:24,761 --> 00:16:25,989
Hey fat boy!
375
00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:31,309
Kenny?
376
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,313
What the hell I sent you...
377
00:16:32,314 --> 00:16:34,900
To the sunken city of R'Lyeh
fallen from the stars!
378
00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:36,897
You little fucking prick!
379
00:16:36,898 --> 00:16:38,032
What is wrong with you!
380
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,631
What kind of sick fucking
shit does that to his friends?
381
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,649
It's not my fault you
guys turned evil, Kenny!
382
00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:44,833
You are the bad guy, fat boy, you!
383
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,439
I'm going around making
the world a better place!
384
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,395
For you!
385
00:16:47,396 --> 00:16:49,215
You're making it a
better place for you!
386
00:16:49,789 --> 00:16:51,348
Right, that's what
super heroes do.
387
00:16:51,349 --> 00:16:53,523
No. This is what super heroes do.
388
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,387
You banished me, but I'm back!
389
00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:57,903
What does that make me?
390
00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:01,917
Bring back my friends!
391
00:17:01,918 --> 00:17:02,963
Take me!
392
00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:04,754
Mysterion, no!
393
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:05,846
What are you doing?
394
00:17:06,143 --> 00:17:08,317
Only an immortal can
kill another immortal!
395
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,537
Here's your prize!
396
00:17:09,538 --> 00:17:11,586
Take this curse away from me,
you big pussy!
397
00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:13,043
Don't listen to him Cthulhu!
398
00:17:13,044 --> 00:17:14,513
We have more important
stuff to do.
399
00:17:14,806 --> 00:17:15,613
Go on!
400
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:17,368
Kill me before I kill you!
401
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,319
But bring my friends back, wuss!
402
00:17:21,357 --> 00:17:21,813
Cthulhu!
403
00:17:21,814 --> 00:17:23,391
You are a coon friend
and I am the coon!
404
00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:24,438
You will listen to me!
405
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:52,391
No!
406
00:17:52,392 --> 00:17:53,321
Come back!
407
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,791
I have to know what I am!
408
00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:55,816
Come back!
409
00:17:56,182 --> 00:17:58,231
Fuck you Kenny!
410
00:17:58,762 --> 00:18:00,856
Come back you fat piece of shit!
411
00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:14,413
Hello, my son.
412
00:18:14,414 --> 00:18:16,337
If you are seeing this message,
413
00:18:16,338 --> 00:18:18,018
then it must be dark times,
414
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:20,339
and you must have many questions.
415
00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:24,420
Your true name is Gokzarah.
416
00:18:24,934 --> 00:18:28,026
The power given to you comes
from a planet far away.
417
00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:30,601
You are from that planet,
Gokzarah.
418
00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:31,943
It is for that reason you
419
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,940
have a power that normal
humans do not have.
420
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:36,705
I know you must sometimes see
421
00:18:36,706 --> 00:18:38,276
this power as a curse,
422
00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:41,435
but you were sent here to stop
evil from taking over the earth,
423
00:18:41,436 --> 00:18:44,073
and now that time
has apparently come.
424
00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:47,661
You must now harness and
focus your power, Gokzarah.
425
00:18:47,662 --> 00:18:52,340
The power of mint & berries yet
with a tasty, satisfying crunch.
426
00:18:54,298 --> 00:18:56,082
Yes! Yes, please go on!
427
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,655
Your home planet, Kotojn
428
00:18:58,656 --> 00:19:01,509
is known throughout the
universe for its berry mines.
429
00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:04,433
Berries that have the power
to fuel nearly anything.
430
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,751
Needless to say, when the
431
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,033
Mint hunters of Koganra
got word of them,
432
00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:10,843
our fate was already sealed,
Gokzarah.
433
00:19:10,844 --> 00:19:14,696
But our two worlds collided,
and soon Mint and Berry were one.
434
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,968
Your mother and I sent you
as far away as we could.
435
00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:20,620
Use your powers, son.
436
00:19:21,063 --> 00:19:21,976
Save earth.
437
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:23,658
Shablagoo.
438
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:26,173
I will, father!
439
00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:30,151
No more running away
for Mint Berry Crunch!
440
00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:40,739
Hello Cthulhu, I heard you
haven't been berry nice.
441
00:19:47,258 --> 00:19:48,264
Not enough huh?
442
00:19:48,265 --> 00:19:50,941
Maybe the intense flavor of
Mint will freshen things up!
443
00:19:57,514 --> 00:19:59,449
I reach the Gulf of
Mexico in no time!
444
00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:00,776
And with all my strength,
445
00:20:00,777 --> 00:20:03,186
I drag Cthulhu back to the
depths from whence he came!
446
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,243
My trusty hero
companions are there!
447
00:20:07,244 --> 00:20:08,302
Still alive!
448
00:20:08,303 --> 00:20:09,190
I return them to their
449
00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:11,419
world encased in a
protective berry bubble!
450
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,993
Then it's back down to seal
451
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,193
up the hole created
by the BP oil company!
452
00:20:15,194 --> 00:20:18,400
Returning home only momentarily
to flip of my fat sister!
453
00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:24,406
Dude, thanks for getting us
454
00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:25,609
out of that dark oblivion,
Mintberry Crunch.
455
00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,424
No, no! We worked as a team!
456
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:30,346
All the coon and friends stopped
the BP drilling spill crisis!
457
00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:32,925
And finally the evil coon
is right where he belongs.
458
00:20:34,646 --> 00:20:35,408
Come on you guys!
459
00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:36,935
This is fucking bullcrap.
Let me out!
460
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,098
You're not going
anywhere for a long time.
461
00:20:39,109 --> 00:20:40,100
This is inhumane!
462
00:20:40,101 --> 00:20:41,792
There's a big bucket
with butters' poop in it
463
00:20:41,793 --> 00:20:42,888
and there's nothing to eat!
464
00:20:43,495 --> 00:20:44,612
You got poop don't ya?
465
00:20:44,613 --> 00:20:45,615
Well, I'm off.
466
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,766
There are still many more
questions left unanswered.
467
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:49,866
I need to know what
happened to my parents.
468
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:51,506
Well, come back and
visit anytime, dude.
469
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:52,244
I will!
470
00:20:52,978 --> 00:20:54,556
Shablagooo!
471
00:20:58,749 --> 00:21:01,092
Fucking Mint Berry fucking Crunch.
472
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,172
Wow! Can you believe it, Kenny?
473
00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:05,261
Bradley actually had super powers.
474
00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:06,413
Isn't that cool?
475
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:07,209
Yeah.
476
00:21:07,895 --> 00:21:08,672
I'm tired, guys.
477
00:21:09,056 --> 00:21:10,166
Think I'm gonna go to bed.
478
00:21:12,111 --> 00:21:12,806
Oh my God!
479
00:21:13,502 --> 00:21:14,545
Holy shit, dude!
480
00:21:14,546 --> 00:21:16,651
Kenny! No! No!
481
00:21:21,525 --> 00:21:22,472
What, what?
482
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,314
It's happening again!
483
00:21:36,624 --> 00:21:39,467
We shoulda never gone to
that stupid cult meeting.
484
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:49,867
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