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SouthParkNews.net
La Fabrique
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21, 22,
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23, 24, 25...
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I wish I could exercise
with the rest of the team, coach.
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But I've got such a belly ache.
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You seem to have a stomach ache
every time we do drills and exercises.
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I know, it sucks!
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All right.
Practice is over for today.
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KFC!
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Oh boy!
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I'll get a three-piece meal
and crispy strips!
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You only come
to soccer practice on Fridays,
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only because we get to have
Kentucky Fried Chicken afterwards!
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Shut up, you shifty Jew!
I'll fucking kill you!
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Sorry.
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When I wait too long
for the Colonel's chicken,
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I get easily agitated.
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You're a fucking asshole, Kenny!
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Sorry.
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Here we are!
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It's different.
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What's up with the KFC?
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It's not a KFC anymore.
It's a medicinal marijuana dispensary.
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A what?
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- Dude, what the fuck?
- So where's the KFC now?
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All right, wait out here.
Let me see what's going on.
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Can I help you?
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We were actually looking
to get some KFC.
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Sorry, that's gone.
We only sell marijuana here.
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Really?
You're openly selling pot for reals?
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Sure.
New state laws say it's okay.
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All right!
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I love the future!
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Let's see, I'll take half a pound
of that Jamaican passion
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and gimme
some of that purplish stuff too.
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All right, I'll just need
your physician's reference.
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My huh?
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Sir, we can't just sell
the marijuana to anybody.
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You need a reference from your doctor
to show it's necessary.
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That's dumb.
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I'll be right back.
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- What'd they say?
- KFC's gone. Been replaced.
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That can't do that!
This is the only KFC in South Park!
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- I gotta get to the doctor.
- But we wanna eat.
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The doctor!
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So no KFC?
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This is a nightmare.
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This is a nightmare
and I can't wake up!
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Mr. Marsh, it looks like
you are in perfect health.
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Your blood work came back great,
and all your vitals appear normal.
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All right!
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You check out fine.
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That's great.
So can I get a referral from you?
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- For what?
- Medicinal marijuana.
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There's a shop
that opened in the old KFC
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and they said
I need a doctor's referral to buy weed.
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Mr. Marsh, you don't qualify
for medicinal marijuana.
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But you said I'm healthy!
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Medicinal marijuana
is for people who aren't healthy!
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AIDS patients, cancer patients.
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You know?
People going through chemo.
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The THC helps them eat
and take the pain.
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You are in fine shape!
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That sucks.
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So, Doctor,
how do most people get cancer?
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There's a lot of ways
you can get cancer.
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Yeah, but what's the quickest way?
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- The what?
- Like...
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what forms of cancer induce in time
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for the Ziggy Marley concert
next Saturday in Denver?
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Mom, drive faster.
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The KFC in Salida
is a long way away, sweetie.
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- Be patient.
- Shut up and drive faster!
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I've been waiting
for chicken too long!
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We're almost to Frisco.
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Why don't we go
to the Church's fried chicken there?
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What?
Church's chicken tastes like cat shit!
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- All right, let's take it easy.
- Fuck you!
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What's going on?
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Move aside!
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It's closed.
There's nothing in there.
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You can't do this.
The KFC in my town is closed too!
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That's because
of the vote last November
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to ban fast food
in low-income areas.
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I have to drive all the way
to Denver to get chicken?
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You don't get it.
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KFCs were only in low-income areas.
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In the entire state of Colorado,
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Kentucky Fried Chicken is illegal.
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Dad, Mom says to stop
trying to give yourself cancer.
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Just gonna get a little bit of cancer.
Tell Mom it's okay.
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Can I help you?
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I need...
Somebody said you could help me...
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I haven't had KFC in almost a week.
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- Sign your name, put down the time.
- Really?
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Your birth year,
we'll get you through 24 hours.
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Are you serious?
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My God!
That's KFC gravy!
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You have KFC!
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This is it?
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One lousy little cup of gravy?
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This is a clinic to help you
get over your addiction.
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Who wants just gravy?
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It goes on mashed potatoes!
On extra crispy chicken skin!
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If you don't want it, that's fine.
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God, It's so good.
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"Frozen and processed foods
appear to have a direct link
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"to many forms
of stomach and colon cancers."
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All right.
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"Tests show that preservatives
in these foods are the leading cause.
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"However, luckily,
most of these cancers are...
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"slow growing
and can take years to develop."
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Dammit.
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"Testicular cancer.
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"Most common in older men,
and can be extremely aggressive."
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This is good.
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"There is no data on what causes
testicular cancer to grow so rapidly.
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"However, the primary causes
of testicular cancer are linked
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"to exposure
to high doses of radiation."
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Could you grab me a beer?
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What?
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I'm afraid
the tests came back positive.
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You do have testicular cancer.
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Score!
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The good news is
it hasn't spread anywhere.
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We should schedule to remove...
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But for now, can I finally get
my prescription, please?
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Your prescription for what?
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1 ounce of purple lurple,
2 ounces of fishermen's friend
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and a half ounce of Alabama kush!
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That is nice.
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Jesus!
Your balls!
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I know.
Smoking pot right in front of a cop!
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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I mean your actual balls!
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Testicular cancer.
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Here you want some?
Wait, you're healthy!
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Bust his ass, officer!
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Kid.
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They say
you're looking for some KFC.
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Who isn't?
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We got some...
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over at Billy Miller's house.
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Billy Miller?
Seriously?
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- Eric Cartman, right?
- Tommy said you have some KFC.
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Sure.
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Jessie?
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My God, Colonel's popcorn chicken
and honey mustard sauce!
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God, yes!
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- Where did you get that?
- I have my sources.
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That'll be $85.
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85 bucks?
I don't have that!
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Hold on.
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You're a big boy.
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Maybe you can pay back another way.
Do a little job for me.
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I've got some serious KFC
coming in from a dealer.
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I need somebody willing to get
a little risky and pick it up.
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How much KFC?
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Two buckets
plus a three-piece meal and four sides.
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Holy fuck, dude.
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I've got the money to pay for it,
but it's become a risky business.
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You get it for me,
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I'll make sure
you are hooked up for life.
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Do you wanna do it?
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Do I wanna do it?
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Does the pope help pedophiles
get away with their crimes?
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Excellent.
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All right, see ya tomorrow!
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God, I gotta hurry.
Caprica starts in five minutes!
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Jesus!
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Could somebody...
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I gotta get home.
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This can work.
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This can...
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It's like a hoppity hop!
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Are you T-Bag?
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Maybe I am.
Who's askin'?
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Cut the crap.
You got the stuff?
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I got the hook-up.
Question is, you got the money?
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All right.
We in biz.
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- It's all there, man.
- Extra crispy, right?
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Course, man.
I ain't no fool.
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You trying fuck to me, dude?
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This is cut
with Boston Market gravy!
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It's all the same shit, man.
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It is not the same shit!
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I'm sorry, yo!
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You're cuttin' it with Boston Market
to save yourself some fucking money!
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I'll take back the gravy.
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Like anybody
wants KFC without gravy!
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Please, I'm sorry!
Take your money back!
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Take the KFC too!
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What's going on?
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Nothin'.
It's cool.
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I'll call.
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45 to you, Ned.
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Man.
This rainy day woman is the bomb.
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You guys don't know
what you're missing.
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You know,
you could share some of that with us.
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That's illegal.
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I can smoke this,
because I have cancer.
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Come on, just give us a little bit!
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Get your own
medicinal marijuana cards!
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You've all got
perfectly good microwaves at home.
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I'm telling you guys it's awesome.
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I can have all the pot I want.
I get around faster than walking
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and whenever I need a seat,
I can just sit on my balls.
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Lemme tell you something else.
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Chicks love 'em.
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Women love huge balls?
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Love 'em.
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Everywhere I go when I walk by,
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chicks are like turning their heads
and going wha?
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I never knew
how much women loved guys' balls
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until I got these puppies.
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Travis, did you take out the garba...
Wha?
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See?
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Cartman, my boy!
You got the stuff?
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I got the stuff...
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and I got the money.
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You're good.
I need people like you.
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Good, 'cause I ate a bunch
of chicken on the way over here.
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That's all right.
I've got something big in the works.
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What if I told you...
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that I now how a direct line
to get all the KFC we want here?
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I'm sending Tommy to Kentucky
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to try and set up a little arrangement
with the Colonel himself.
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Wait a minute.
You mean the Colonel?
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That's right.
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And I'd like you to go as well
and watch Tommy's back.
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Is that something you'd want to do?
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Is that something I'd want to do?
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Is the pope Catholic?
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And making the world
safe for pedophiles?
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Excellent.
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Doctor,
Mr. Kline's test results came in.
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What the hell is going on?
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- Doctor?
- This is the tenth case this week.
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It can't be a coincidence.
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Something in this town
is giving men testicular cancer.
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Man, I am stoned off my ass!
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I'm stoned off my balls!
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Anybody got more
of that loompa loompa weed?
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Those guys have nice balls.
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Wish my man had balls like those.
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Our entire production
is headquartered here, boys.
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We move over 16 tons
of chicken every month.
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With the new laws in Colorado,
my business has taken quite a hit.
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I'm worried other states
might follow suit.
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We know, but we can
get your chicken into the state.
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We just need a bulk deal.
Say $4.95 a ki?
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I've got to hand it to you.
You have everything I man could want.
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00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,772
I like you.
There is no lying in you.
255
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,901
Unfortunately, I don't feel
the same way about your friend.
256
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,109
You mean Tommy?
257
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:05,988
Where'd he go?
258
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,699
Your partner
is an informant for Jamie Oliver.
259
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,127
That was sweet!
260
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,005
He's all choked!
261
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,633
How do I know you're not a liar too?
262
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,055
I've been your biggest supporter
since I was two years old.
263
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,931
I love your chicken.
I love you.
264
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,311
I think you and me
can work this thing out.
265
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,772
- Do business together a long time.
- Good.
266
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,149
Just remember,
267
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,068
I only tell you one time.
268
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,612
Don't fuck me.
269
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,532
Don't you ever try to fuck me.
270
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,546
Will you look at yourself?
Your balls are getting bigger!
271
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,339
I know, they're pretty swollen.
272
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,549
Kinda hurts,
I'm gonna go buy some more weed.
273
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,344
Please!
When you get back,
274
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,056
do you think
maybe we could make love again?
275
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,517
Someone's feeling frisky again, huh?
276
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,770
It's just that I thought
some more alone time could be really...
277
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,772
My eyes are up here.
278
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,315
I'm sorry...
279
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,901
It's okay, I just want you
to look at me when we make love
280
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,528
and not just at my balls.
281
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,363
I'll be home soon, babe.
282
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,801
Could you get me half a pound
of that suburban sunrise, please?
283
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,347
I'm sorry,
but you have to be inside the store.
284
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,143
I'm right here.
Can you just bring it over?
285
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,105
Selling medicinal marijuana
outside the confines
286
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,523
of an approved shop
is still illegal.
287
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,170
I'm starting to feel kind of stupid.
Can I please get high?
288
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,173
What, are you crazy?
289
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,260
Making a deal with the Colonel
for 10,000 more boxes?
290
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,220
I can't move that much chicken!
291
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,097
Will you relax?
It's fine.
292
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:38,849
Fine?
293
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,976
I'm not making any money here.
I'm losing it!
294
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,561
I have to pay for more security.
I got the cops up my ass!
295
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,648
I have to pay for these sorters
to cut the chicken for distribution!
296
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,527
We've got to be thinking bigger.
It's time to expand!
297
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,324
How can I expand when 36%
of our product is going to you?
298
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,661
Get out there
and sell the chicken, or get lost!
299
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,455
You've forgotten
who the boss of this operation is!
300
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,375
You're not going
to be around a lot longer.
301
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,669
What is that supposed to mean?
302
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,215
I told your mom you got an F
on that social studies test.
303
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,009
You wouldn't do that.
304
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,429
Does a bear crap in the woods?
305
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:20,641
Does the pope crap on the broken lives
and dreams of 200 deaf boys?
306
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,102
Your father and I want
to talk to you!
307
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,937
Bye bye, Billy.
308
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,565
Everyone, listen up!
I'm in charge now.
309
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,567
Anybody got a problem with that?
310
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,152
Good.
311
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,780
- What do we want?
- Bigger doors!
312
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,740
- Where do we want em?
- Weed stores!
313
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,784
- What do we want?
- Bigger doors!
314
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,785
- Where do we want 'em?
- Weed stores!
315
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,412
Look, I'm sorry,
316
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,124
but the bill says I can't modify
any existing structure!
317
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,878
I guess we could change the law
to allow for medicinal marijuana
318
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,464
to be sold
just outside the door of the shop.
319
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,675
I don't know.
Maybe the rule should be
320
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,343
somebody can buy
the medicinal weed for others.
321
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:01,015
Can't we skip all this
and just make pot legal?
322
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,642
Everyone is just abusing
this medicinal system anyway.
323
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:04,809
It's ridiculous.
324
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,187
What's ridiculous about it?
325
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,357
Hold on people, please!
326
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,569
We are all forgetting
what is really at issue here!
327
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,780
Look around!
These men all have cancer.
328
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,490
It's no coincidence
329
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,743
that when this building changed,
the rise in cancer went up.
330
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,037
Don't you see?
331
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,663
The KFC was keeping people healthy!
332
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,420
Mr. Cartman, come on.
333
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,632
We have to be handling the business.
You're eating too much of the stuff.
334
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,343
Shut up, Kevin
I'm the boss not you, buttlicker.
335
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,222
The Colonel is on the phone.
He sounds pissed.
336
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,099
What?
That's right. I forgot...
337
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,225
Dammit!
338
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,935
Put him on speaker.
339
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,187
Hello?
340
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,438
How're you doing?
341
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,192
- What happened?
- We had some problems.
342
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:55,777
What happened?
343
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,863
We had a little problem.
344
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:58,989
I heard.
345
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,574
How'd you hear that?
346
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:05,204
Because Jamie Oliver
gave his speech at the UN today.
347
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,164
He was not supposed
to give that speech.
348
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,042
It's okay.
We'll get him next time.
349
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:14,003
There's not going to be a next time,
you fucking dumb sucker!
350
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,463
Take it easy.
351
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,841
I told you a long time ago,
352
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,677
you fucking little monkey,
not to fuck me!
353
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,889
Who the fuck do you think
you're talking to?
354
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,056
Crap!
355
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,066
- Freeze!
- It's the cops!
356
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,568
Run, Billy, run!
357
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,321
Mommy!
358
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,827
Last November
359
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,206
this town passed a bill
that seemed silly to some.
360
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,209
Since then we've had
underground black markets,
361
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,378
crime, death and shootings.
362
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,964
But now the bill has been repealed,
and I am relieved
363
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,050
to announce that once again
364
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,218
marijuana is illegal!
365
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,015
And an other bill
has been repealed as well.
366
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:11,269
Cause ever since we got rid of KFC,
we've seen a great rise in cancer.
367
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,855
But today we welcome back KFC,
368
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,316
and all the medical benefits
it gives us!
369
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:19,527
370
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:20,904
I got to admit,
371
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:24,283
it's a lot easier to get in doors
with my little prosthetic balls.
372
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:25,867
Great.
373
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,038
Don't be upset.
The doctor made you a souvenir.
374
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,042
I love it!
375
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,128
And when it gets cold it shrinks.
376
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,839
You got a scrotum coat?
377
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,049
Lucky.
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