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We could have a total hit on our hands.

What I suggest we do-- we fly you out to New York.

[Cell phone rings] Discreet Elite.

These books are an utter disgrace,

but I suppose you miss your darling Belle.

Good riddance to her.

No. Look, I'm with Hannah.

I'm not going to do anything to jeopardize that.

I'm Belle--

that's Italian for "totally gorgeous."

Everything you want is right here.

No, no, no. I thought everything I wanted was here,

but it's not.

I suppose sometimes you have to go far away

just so you can come back home.

[Sighs]

When life knocks you down,

the secret is to get straight back in the ring.

[Bell rings]

Poppy, what are you doing?

Um...I had a nightmare

about my mom in prison.

Poppy, you can't just come in here like this.

Please go back to bed.

I'm sorry.

♪ Meet you downstairs in the bar and heard ♪

♪ This is when my buzzer goes ♪

♪ Run out to meet you, chips and pitta ♪

♪ You say "when we married," 'cause you're not bitter ♪

♪ "There'll be none of him no more" ♪

♪ I cried for you on the kitchen floor ♪

♪ I cheated myself ♪

♪ You know that I'm no good ♪

BELLE: If there's one thing I've learned from years of satisfying

the escapist fantasies of men,

it's that sometimes the best way to deal with a problem...

is not to deal with it.

Mmm.

Well, I'm suffering from jetlag, you know.

Kat, hi.

The doctor's rebooked you for 3:00.

Says his thermometer is ready. Bring some lube.

[Sighs] Discreet Elite.

Amber, pack your bags.

Mr. Walsh is taking you to Milan.

Ciao.

It's Italian, hon.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Google some phrases.

Heather, hi!

Do you do Kate Bush?

No, no, love. I-- I think that's Kate Moss.

I can assure you we pride ourselves

on treating our customers with the utmost--

Strangle you with a dog chain?

[Chain clangs, dog yelps] Yeah, that doesn't--

Who was it you spoke to?

Charlotte?

Yeah, this is the third message I've left you now.

Can you call me back as soon as?

Thanks.

[Cell phone rings]

Discreet Elite.

MAN: Ah, hello. I was, uh--

I've been on your website,

and I'm only in town for one night.

Okay, was there anyone you had in mind

to keep you company, Mister...

Watanabe.

Mr. Wata...nabe.

[Cell phone beeps] Oh.

Excuse me. Can I call you back in one minute

on this number? Okay.

Thanks ever so much. Okay, bye.

Charlotte.

What was the purpose of your call?

Did you assume control of the agency

whilst I was away?

I never assume control of anything.

I just take it.

Right, okay. Well, I've come back to--

You've come back to a well-oiled machine,

and you're welcome, by the way.

Okay, no, I'm sorry, all right?

I've got a very upset

and frankly rather frightened client

to whom you've offered your own distinctive brand of services.

Fear is a necessary impulse.

It keeps animals alive in the wild.

Well, can you just brief me

on what's been going on whilst I've been away?

Maybe we should meet up, like face to, uh--face to...

face.

That's weird.

Hi. Hi.

I don't have time for this.

My client will be here in, uh--

Oh. Now.

This is David.

I believe you know each other?

Ohh!

Hi. Hello, Belle.

Going in for something slightly harder these days, are you?

Excuse me?

Well, no. It was you that first opened my eyes

to new possibilities. I was just--

No, you don't have to explain.

I mean, it's not like we're-- [Laughs]

It's not like you've betrayed me or anything.

And I've been really busy lately.

I'm actually running the agency at the moment.

In a manner of speaking.

And, um, I just got back from New York.

[Laughs] Which was fabulous!

Yeah. You know, I was there

talking about, uh, a big movie.

Yeah. A big hit Hollywood movie.

So, I've been busy.

Wow! Really? Mm.

I'm really pleased for you.

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Sorry. Well, we should be, um...

No, no. Go.

[Chuckles]

[Cell phone rings]

[Ring cuts off]

Mr. Watanabe? Hi.

Yeah, hi. We talked earlier

about a possible booking for this afternoon.

Ah, yes.

Well, I've got just the girl for you.

She's been away... but she's back.

And believe me--

she's our very best.

So, is this your first time in London?

No, I'm here a lot on business.

I enjoy it, though--

fine dining, wonderful culture...

beautiful sights.

[Speaking Japanese]

You speak Japanese?

Well, I've been to Tokyo a few times, yeah.

[Speaking Japanese]

I work for a Japanese whisky.

Want to try? Yeah, sure.

Take ice? No, no.

I take it straight up.

[Pop] Ooh!

[Moaning]

Is this nice?

This is.

Thank you very much.

So relaxing.

Relaxing?

We can do better than "relaxing," can't we?

Come on.

Listen...

tell me what it is

that secretly gets you going.

You know, something that just makes your body

just, like, explode with pleasure.

Uh, I don't know.

This is all it has ever been, really.

Just really good.

Okay, well, "Really, really good" isn't good enough.

Well--

Sir, you've come to the right place.

This is what I do. Now, we're gonna find out exactly what it is

that gets you going.

But I-- Shh, shh, bah-bah-bah.

Just let me think.

Toys? You know?

Uh... No?

No, no, don't worry. It's okay.

What about, um... dressing up?

Role-play? Yeah, like, I could be,

like, some hard-ass business bitch,

and you're here for some, like, hostile takeover.

Okay, we can try--

Ohh, no, no. No trying.

I know. What about the bathroom? Yes.

The perfect place to lock naughty, dirty people away!

[Both grunt]

Are you all right? Are you all right?

No, that's okay.

You're not bruised, are you? Or...

swollen?

Uh... Heh!

I think someone might be into a bit of wrestling?

Uh, I used to love

watching female championship wrestling as a boy.

Okay.

Well, get ready for round one.

[Ding-ding]

Whew! Whew! Ha ha ha!

Give it to me.

Uhh!

[Grunting]

Come on.

[Grunting]

Whoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Grunting]

[Growling]

Yeah.

Ohh!

[Both laugh]

Come on! Come on! Come on!

[Grunting]

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Cell phone beeping]

[Laughs]

[Ding-ding]

[Grunting]

[Both laughing]

[Sighs]

[Laughs]

Ohh.

You're all sore. [Laughs]

Wow, that was, uh--

The bruises I will have tomorrow.

Oh, are you gonna get caught?

There is no one to catch me out. Oh.

No girlfriend, no wife.

Well, you don't sound too bothered about that.

Well, no.

Like you, I think, my passion is my work.

If I'm not the best at what I do, then...

I'm not anything, really.

Charlotte, are you in town?

Yeah, I'd like you to bring your commission in to me this evening.

We have, um--

We have some business pending.

[Gunshot]

[Gunshot]

What can I get for you ladies?

[Gunshot]

Singapore Sling, pineapple juice,

and a drop of Bénédictine.

And for you?

Vod...ka.

Vod...ka? Just vodka?

Not even an ice and a slice?

Fine.

So, I assume you're feeling wounded

by his disloyalty.

What?

Your client--David.

It's never happened to me, of course--

losing a client.

But I hear it is awful.

David knows I'm the best call girl in this town.

[Chuckling]

What was that? A laugh.

You need to work on that.

So, why, then, if you're exactly what David needs,

did he book me and not you?

Because I've been busy.

But now I'm back.

Now that I am back,

he'll want me back.

Maybe you're not quite as good as you think you are.

Maybe you're just threatened by me. Maybe that's it.

It's you who's threatened by me

because you know I'm the best.

Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there?

[Western music playing]

[Gunshot] Heh!

We'd lift this area...

here.

[Cell phone rings] Ohh.

I am so sorry, Mrs. Long. I will just switch that--

[Ring]

Will you excuse me one minute?

Hello.

Hi, um, I'm-- I'm sorry

that things were awkward earlier.

No, I am so sorry. It's just--

No, you don't have to explain.

I just wondered

if I could make it up to you.

Maybe I'll see you later.

Later?

I missed you.

Lift this, tuck this, tuck that, and, uh, yeah.

Job's a good'un. Okay, Mrs. Long, I'll see you Friday.

[Slurping]

[Coughs]

Belle. Hi.

Hi.

I think it's time we moved it to the next level.

Ohh. Ohh, Belle.

That's--

Ohh. Ow. Oh.

Charlotte. Charlotte. Oh. Ah! Ah!

That's it, that's good.

Okay. Okay!

Listen, just--That's--

Wow.

Oh, Belle.

[Fabric rips]

[Hats dinging]

Uhh!

[Buzzer sounds]

[Fabric rips]

[Thud]

[Choking] Oh, my God. Oh!

What is it? What's wrong?

What's wrong? What is it?

Uhh!

Oh, God!

Are you all right? I'm fine.

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

David, sit!

No, no, no. Please-- Please, David--

I just think, you know, it's fine.

You two just get on with it.

Oh, well. I'm off.

No, we've got to go and do something. Why?

Because he's a really good f--

He's a-- He's a good guy.

And we have to think of something.

Such as?

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Ahh.

I'm sorry about earlier.

This is exactly what I wanted.

You know...

you're the best.

Thank you.

Ow.

Heh.

Well, I think he'll be back.

You have an impressive pelvic thrust.

Aww. And firm breasts.

Well, some of those moves you were pulling in there--

you know...not bad.

The truth is, I had heard you were good.

Your reputation precedes you.

I suppose we should've just...

sorted this out in the beginning

instead of letting things drag on.

Speaking of which--

there's a human rights lawyer shackled to my boiler.

I suppose I should go and release him.

[Laughs] Yeah, exactly.

Oh, you--

Okay. Sorry.

Yeah, I'm sure-- I mean...

I should probably get home, too.

[Door closes]

BEN: "Hi, Ben, I'm home."

"Hi, Hannah, my girlfriend. Welcome back to England."

"Oh, Ben, I've missed you so terribly.

I'm so glad to be back."

"Really, have you? That's odd.

"'Cause it actually looked like you got back this morning,

"and instead of coming up the stairs

"and crawling into bed with me,

you apparently went to shag some strangers instead."

Are you enjoying yourself?

Where the fuck have you been? Really?

Really? The moral high ground, Ben?

When what actually happened was,

I did come home this morning,

intending to crawl into bed with you,

only what do I find? What are you talking about?

Who's this sleeping in my bed?

Not fucking Goldilocks. Christ, Hannah--

"Oh, Christ, Hannah." Exactly.

Do you want me to explain? No, I don't.

She got in without me knowing!

[Laughs] My God, this is amazing.

I mean, Ben, if you're gonna lie to me,

at least do me the courtesy of making it a good one.

I am not fucking lying!

She literally got into my bed,

I literally woke up and told her to literally get out.

What's going on? Poppy, tell her.

Tell her what? Don't fuck around!

This is serious. Tell her.

You don't have to. I don't want to hear it.

You two can do whatever the fuck it is you like!

Poppy! What?

I don't--

I just--

I'm sorry.

Ben didn't do anything.

I just--I got in.

And then I just-- I got out.

Poppy, you can't do that!

I know, I know. I'm sorry. I won't do it again.

This is my house!

This is my life! You can't just--

You know, um...

I think maybe you should go back to your mom's.

Now that there are no more skeletons hiding in the closet.

I'm sorry. I'm so--

Come on, you can see how I might've got the wrong idea.

Oh, yeah, fine--

if you hadn't just pissed off as always...

and not ignored what's going wrong here.

Look, Ben, I'm just-- And do you know what?

Actually forgive me if I don't find this all

slightly hypocritical--

me lying in bed with someone else,

given what you do every single day.

I know, I know. And I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I mean, I just--

Um, I was--

I was just fragile,

and I was angry, and I just--

I just--I just wanted to be Belle for a bit, and not Hannah.

Oh, my God. When are you gonna get it?

There is no Belle, and there is no Hannah.

There's just you.

It's just you who won't stop fucking this up.

It's just you

who doesn't know what you want.

And I am getting so sick and tired

of waiting around to find out

if it's gonna be me.

♪ Sad eyes ♪

♪ I'm trying to hold it together ♪

♪ Keep my love ♪

♪ As light as a feather ♪

I've got a client. He likes role-play--

very specific.

Special delivery.

[Fake gasp]

You're not angry? No.

Some people make you care,

whether you want to or not.

Ohh! Han...

you can do anything you want.