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Hey, look! A Dungeons and Dragons ride!

Wow, Steve!

Give me a break.

I don't like this!

Whoa! What's happening?

Whoa!

Where are we?

Look out!

Fear not, Ranger.

Barbarian, magician, thief, cavalier, and acrobat.

Who was

that? That was Venger, the force of evil. I am Dungeon Master, your guide

in the realm of Dungeons and Dragons.

Nothing's wrong. That little twerp is scared of her own shadow.

Uni! Tag! Come back!

Don't go in there!

We can't go anywhere until I get the rocks out of my shoe.

Keep them. Maybe the rocks in your head need company, Eric.

Enough of this! I want him! Now!

A second

unicorn!

I heard her! Come on! This way!

Look! Another unicorn!

And he's in big trouble.

Tell your big buddies to relax, you neat. Watch this.

Cresto, that's the dumbest thing I ever...

Better. This will be much better.

Hey,

where's Uni?

I don't know, but that big unicorn needs help.

Did you see that?

Such a pity you are too

young to have learned to use your powers.

And such a tragedy you won't have time.

Recall the others.

Get ready, guys.

We've got them now.

We've got them?

What do you think scared them off?

Simple, Sheila.

They took one look at my great strength. One look at my grim weapon.

And one look at your grody face.

Wait a minute.

Where's Uni?

Those wolves must have chased her into the forest. They went this way.

Then we're going that way.

They went this way. We're going that way. How come nobody ever asked me which

way I want to go?

Oh, no, this is great. This way is just fine.

Even if you knew how, a unicorn can teleport only once a day.

Excellent. Your friends are following just as I hoped.

Forget it.

I'm not playing pincushion just to save some dumb unicorn.

Who'd you say is dumb?

Now, now, young ones.

Yeah, but Eric won't help us save Union.

Huh? It's Dungeon Master.

Who's that guy with the wolves?

Who cares? He's got Yuri.

He is the wizard Carrick.

Beware, Barbarian. He has much more than the unicorn you love.

Oh, that little weirdo won't get away with his riddle this time.

I'm writing down every dumb word he says.

Well, who's that big unicorn?

That was Silvermane, the leader of the last unicorn herd.

How'd he disappear like that?

His magic horn.

It gives him the power of teleportation, like all of his kind.

But remember, the fate of one is shared by all.

I got it.

The fate of the magic.

No, no, wait. The horn of portation? No, no. The telephone is shared by all?

That's not right.

Dungeon Master, could you repeat?

Oh, no!

Yep, he's gone.

Which leaves us with a thorny problem.

Oh, yeah!

I'll smash through them. I think I have a better idea.

Ooh, Hank's got a better idea.

Wait, hey, wait a minute.

A thing I do for you guys. Stay down and keep quiet.

It's okay. I don't think he saw us.

The young fool.

There, there, little one.

It will soon be over.

No!

She's okay, Bobby. She's okay.

But where's she taking...

Add to my power.

I

only

desire the power of teleportation, the ultimate power over all matter.

You shall give a part of it to me, and soon it shall all be mine. All will

to tell it.

Even Venger will call me master.

That guy's going to be the new Venger? Not a chance. That guy's cracked.

Cracked or not, he's got uni. Let's double back and get down there before...

We shall find the lost valley of the unicorns. The last three horns shall

finally be mine.

And with them, the ultimate power.

That thing's protected by some kind of spell.

It's got Uni's horn. Easy,

Barbarian. You stay with Uni. I'll free the others.

I've been waiting for this for a long time.

Gee, do we have to let him loose? It's been so nice and quiet without him.

Of all the low -down rhyme tricks, this is the quiet.

What was that?

Let's find out.

I've heard of them. Poor guys.

Kellett got your horns, too.

And he'll get the rest, too, as soon as he finds that secret valley of the

unicorns place.

We gotta get there first and warn them.

No! I'm not going anywhere till we help Uni.

Bobby, this may be the only way we can help her. Well, remember what Dungeon

Master said?

The fate of one is shared by all.

Well, maybe.

Oh, I guess.

These guys could lead us to the valley.

If we can convince them to trust us.

A turtle!

on your side that's gratitude for you and after all we've done for him

shh be quiet and don't move we're not scaring him they are oh no thank

you all I knew those unicorns would lead you

Why do you find that difficult to believe, Barbarian?

Dungeon Master!

Oh, you know, Eric doesn't do anything but complain and... Yeah, who'd have

thought he could be brave?

People can be many things.

Sometimes your worst enemy can be your strongest ally.

You writing all this down, Cavalier?

I'll give you something to write down. Get me out of here!

There it is.

Kellogg's probably there already.

Come on! There isn't much time. Yeah, and soon he'll be even stronger than

Venger. Hey, am I brilliant or what?

If you're so brilliant, pull something useful out of that hat, like about 8

marines. I'll do better than that. Don't you guys remember?

Dungeon Master said sometimes our strongest ally is our worst enemy. Our

enemy is Venger. I'll just call him here and... You what?

No! No!

Dungeon Master said sometimes, Presto, sometimes...

There's no time like the present.

Abracadonnie! Hey, Nonny Nonny!

Oh, that should do it. Then she'll be here any minute.

Where? Right here. Don't you think I... You have invaded the Castle

Avenger. And the penalty is... Wait!

I'm here to help you!

Help me?

What trickery is this?

No trick!

Honest! You gotta stop killing!

and swipes horns off a unicorn that says he can even beat you at... Stop!

Kellek, you say?

Now, begin at the beginning.

And the strongest shall be last.

Again! This is even dumber than Presto's idea.

And where did he go, anyway?

Shut up and do it!

Now!

Easy, boy.

Just what is this little trick supposed to get us? It's our fault Silvermane's

here. Maybe this trick gets him back.

And maybe it gets a zap by Kellek. It does indeed.

noble effort, although you're laughed.

Now you shall trouble me no longer.

Greetings, Kellek.

Do forgive my intrusion? Of course.

Of course what?

Of course, master.

That is better. I must thank you, Kellek, for keeping the unicorn horns.

For keeping them safe for me.

Kellek, release the spell.

Kellek!

As you wish, Master.

Somebody's getting in trouble.

These little guys are too weak to run, and they need their horns back now.

Just what are you going to do? Glow them on?

Nope. Magic.

Abra, come here. All the horns appear.

Guess it takes more magic to put them back on than to take them off.

You dummy. Dungeon Master said you only have to replace one.

And I quote, the fate of one is shared by all.

Stuff that in your hat. Much as I hate to say it, Mr. Mouth is right.

Okay.

Of course. With Telecon, his castle is going with him. And now,

the unicorns are mine.

What a rat.

What a creep.

What's the fastest way out of here?

Get on the unicorns. They can teleport us out.

the end of Kellek and Venger.

Nope.

Definitely not the end of Venger.

Diana,

there goes one happy little unicorn.

Yep. Leaving behind one unhappy little boy.

Bobby, we have to go. We've got to keep looking for the way home.

I won't leave without Uni.

Bobby, what if she wants to stay?

But I love Uni. She's gotta come.

She's just gotta.

Come on, everybody.

Let's go.

Gee, do you think Uni will really stay with Press -O?

Did you cut it out? Come on, get out of here.

For the last time.

Sheila, this is all your fault.

Why'd you have to bring these little puppies?

Dungeon Master said they'd grow up to make great guardians for the unicorn.

Can I help it if they love your feet?

Uni! Uni!

I knew you'd come back. I knew it.

You okay?

Hey, Bobby, need some help?

No, she's not heavy.

Whoa! Will you watch it with that horn?

One word out of you, Eric, and pow!