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Dude, this is not my fault.

It never fucking rains in Los Angeles.

We wouldn't have gotten caught if you wouldn't have broke the fucking

Dude, it was like fucking 60 mile an hour winds. It was a hurricane out

dude. It was LA.

It wasn't raining that bad.

Atmospheric river. Did you see the fucking news?

Did you watch? Every fucking TV was planning the weather channel. Well, now

we're fucking grounded because of you.

Okay, well, fucking... It's cold in here. Yeah, your mom is a fucking

psychopath. I don't know why my dad is taking me into that shit, but... It's

your mom, too, so... Well, now, technically, but, like, stepmom...

Doesn't matter.

Let's just go to bed, okay? I've had a long night. I just want to go to bed.

We're wet.

Yeah, we have to take our clothes off.

Mm -hmm, and we wouldn't have been wet if you wouldn't have broke the umbrella.

Bro! This is your fucking cheap, shitty, fucking come -and -go umbrella.

Okay, and I didn't break it.

Dude, it was like literally fucking a 60 -mile -an -hour wind gust. How is this

as if an umbrella would have fucking saved us?

It was nasty.

You're so dramatic.

You're so fucking dramatic. You're the one that wanted to fuck around with the

umbrella. You're the one who broke it, and you can't take it out on the

building. I just want to go to bed. Tomorrow, they'll fucking forget about

They're wasted upstairs anyway.

So bad. I am not, I am not, dude, yeah, I'm fucking soaked. I'm not fucking

getting in bed like this.

I mean, fine, if you want to sleep naked, you fucking... You mean if I want

sleep with clothes on?

Yeah, if you want to sleep with fucking clothes on, fine.

But, like, this is ridiculous.

You're ridiculous.

You're ridiculous.

Get out of here.

Like, look, feel this. Feel, feel, feel this.

This isn't, like, damp.

This is fucking, well, you can see, I can already see your nipples.

Why are you looking at my nipples?

Because, my point is, I'm not, like, trying to look at your nipples. Like, I

can't not look at your nipples.

What do you mean? Like, your nipples are, like, basically out. Are you gonna

to bed or not? You're the one who wore fucking see -through clothes out in

fucking L .A. in the middle of fucking, like... First of all, they weren't see

-through until you broke the umbrella.

Dude, I didn't even want to fucking do this in the first place.

Like, I did not want to come here at all.

And like, yeah, fine, okay, we're in LA, like, let's go out, but I'm not gonna

fucking, like... You're so fucking ridiculous. Let's just go to bed, okay?

done talking about this.

It's your problem.

So you're gonna... Leave on the other side. You're gonna get the bed wet?

Dude, what do you want me to do? Fine, I won't be this fucking... Ridiculous.

This is my side of the bed. You can sleep over there, okay? I'm not even

fucking... Don't look at me.

You're probably gonna get sick now.

This is all your fault.

Fucking Christ.

Go to bed.

Fucking chicks.

Stop looking! I'm not even... I'm just trying to turn the...

Not everyone fucking sleeps with the lights on, okay? You're so weird.

Dude, I'm so weird? You're the one who's afraid of the fucking dark. You're 19

years old.

What the fuck? You don't deserve it.

Fuck you. What the fuck?

I don't want to do it.

It's so warm under here.

What are you, are you fucking touching yourself?

Stop it.

Oh my god, after all of that, you're fucking masturbating?

Like, what a horny.

I mean, I'm also kind of horny. What, you like pulled your dick out.

I mean, okay, this is kind of crazy, but like.

What if we get caught?

Well, it'll fucking piss them off. They fucking grounded us. Got his stuff in

this room. Come on. That's so wrong.

I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. What's the matter?

What cares?

Fine.

What if they catch us?

What cares?

Dude, they're fucking... They're not fucking with us.

Your fingers feel better than mine.

Teasing me.

What, you want it to feel cocked, you know? Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

You're just

very...

you clearly don't

It feels safer to keep it in the family.

We're fucking two. No, we're fucked.

We're probably fucking two.

It's fine.

You're so annoying.

What do you mean me annoying? You're the one fucking masturbating dead.

You're the one who fucked me. Whatever. What did you plan to do tomorrow?

Get away from me. Oh, come on. I just used you.

You used me to masturbate?

Mm -hmm. Well, you can do it anytime.

You can go to my room next week.

I'll think about it.

You're such a... I hate you!

You're so annoying!

Where else am I supposed to sleep?

The bathtub?

Don't piss me off again.

You got us locked in here.

Fine.

I'll sleep on the floor.

Goodnight.