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Oh.

I wanted to show you something. It'll make you feel comfortable.

Dan, you don't have to jam though, right?

Wow.

My hair looks crazy.

Well, I can just cut your hair.

What did you do?

Maybe I can eat up teeth.

I don't know exactly where that's at. I have a map upstairs.

Hey, hey.

Hey, who are you?

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bother you. My car is kind of wrecked up the

street, and I need a phone so I can call AAA.

Okay. Well, you'd have to come inside to do that.

I guess I'm fine. I just need to call AAA in my car.

So where are you from?

Florida.

I didn't think you were from here.

I'm from Florida. All right.

Look, you know, come on the side, and let me give you the phone.

And if you'd like, maybe we can have a drink or something.

I'll give you the phone, and then you know what comes next.

So let me ask you, how old are you?

I'm 5 '11". Now, are those seals in your mouth?

They do them like that in Florida.

Thank you.

If you'd like to do some chasing, what we call chasing in L .A.

What?

Chasing.

Chasing the big ones.

You're going to have to show me what you're talking about.

Oh, that?

Um, I'm a movie producer and director.

Yeah. What do you produce?

Um, I actually produce adult film.

Really? Yeah, yeah.

Did you ever do any or?

Um, did I ever do any?

Um, yeah, a couple, but only a few.

And I said to myself that my place was behind the camera.

So you don't want to go back and film one?

No, no, not at all. I prefer shooting beautiful women like yourself.

Now, you're all the way here from Florida. Did you come out here to become

adult film star?

That's actually what I was coming out here for.

Well,

look, I'm holding auditions.

beginning right now, as a matter of fact.

Does it have openings?

Well, actually, I was going to ask you the same question.

Yeah.

But I'll tell you what.

Why don't you turn around here and show me a little bit more of your body, and

perhaps I might be able to put you in my next feature.

Yeah, that's fine.

Well, um, it seems that, uh, you have

all the assets to, um, oh, God,

for me to cast you in my next, uh, big movie.

Wow.

I think that I definitely have exactly what I

need.

Hmm.

Wow.

So you say you're from Florida, huh?

So where are your people?

Wow, you look like you may have a little Irish in you.

I want to know if the ones that have a little black in you.

Let's go see right there.

Oh, man.

As I was saying, I'd like to put you on my next movie,

but I have to be sure that you were able to form up

to what we need.

So, in that case, I'm going to have to actually take you through a few new

paces.

Okay?

You're okay with that?

Yeah, let's hold them.

Now, this wasn't food.

The food, um, you, you know, hands are touching, you know.

You know if you know how to hold it.

Yeah.

I don't know what grass would go for.

I think I could probably.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

too good.

Oh, God.

look right in the head

Oh, God.

Yes, yeah.

As a matter of fact, I think I'll give a friend of mine a call.

Maybe he can do something for you.

It's Alex.

How are you doing?

Good, good, good. Yeah, yeah, okay, so I need a little advice.

Okay, you know how you like those brothers, right?

Well, there's a really cute guy here. His name's Jack.

Yeah, he's the temp guy.

Yeah, I don't know. He's been here like three weeks. I haven't told you about

him? Well, he's really cute. He's, you know, thin, sort of like that basketball

-type looking kind of guy.

Yeah, so I don't know. I haven't had sex in, God, who knows, since...

Christ was a carpenter.

Yeah, so, uh, I just wanted to know, what's the best way for picking up a

brother?

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, we're at the warehouse.

No one else is here, it's just the two of us working overtime.

Okay.

Alright, so I'll go out there and talk to him. Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Like, what do I do if he really has that big of a dick?

Hmm.

Maybe I should order out some chicken or something. What do you think?

Okay.

All right, I'll call you back later. I'll let you know what happens.

Okay.

All right, you too.

Okay, bye -bye.

Can't see Jeff.

Hey, what's up? Hi.

I was wondering if you know about the event in East New York?

I could check for you. Yeah, I could check for you. I don't know if they came

pick it up yet. Okay,

well, they were supposed to be over here, and if they've gone out...

Okay, so yeah, the delivery company is supposed to come and pick up the

shipment.

That box looks kind of heavy.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, you know, since it is so late and everything, I was wondering if you'd had

dinner yet.

No, no, not yet. I'll wait until I get home.

Well, are you hungry? I thought about ordering out. You know, there's a really

good chicken place.

Right up the road. Chicken. We like chicken. You like chicken?

Yeah. Okay.

Well, you know, they have, like, this special with, you know, mashed potatoes

and corn.

Cool. All right, great. Well, can you check on that?

I'll get on it right now.

We'll see, and I'll be back in my office.

All right, Alex.

Okay.

Hi.

This is from Alex Rizzi.

Well, the dinner should be here in 45 minutes.

And did you find, oh, yeah, did you find the shipment? Yeah, 12 and 13 is out.

It is out? Yeah, it's out.

All right, great.

And then, God, you didn't even put it all down.

Thank you.

Okay, so 12 and 13, and then we have to check.

Chicago called, and they're really upset. I don't know, something was late

something.

All right. Oh.

Sorry.

Thanks for getting that. No problem.

So anyway, I was wondering, I don't know, do you have a girlfriend?

No. No, you don't have a girlfriend?

Hmm. Why not? You're a handsome guy.

I don't know, nice body, seemingly sweet.

I don't know.

You don't know?

So do you have anyone that you fool around with, you know?

No, not really.

You saw that, you know, penis up manly energy?

No.

So tell me, is it...

I guess it is true, basically.

What is that?

You know, you're a strong, zero black man, and you've

got a really large penis.

And why don't you set one down over there?

Well, okay.

Okay.

Yeah?

Wow.

You're such a good man.

I am.

Art, too.

So, um, I don't know.

Well.

I should put it that way.

It was like, wow.

It was like, wow.

No.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're thick as huge.

Oh, it's a joke. It's true what they say.

Oh, you like that?

Yes, I do.

Yeah?

It's tight, but let's see if this is your bottom.

Perfect black.

Oh,

yeah.

That's it.

I'll show you some of my talent.

Hmm.

Ooh.

You know, why don't we, uh, set up some place a little more comfortable?

Uh... Wait.

Woohoo! I'll lead you.

Wow.

Have you ever been seduced, Jack?

Uh, hmm.

No.

So that's for being seduced by a bot.

Yeah. Yeah.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

I feel so good.

Oh, I couldn't do that again.

Oh.

I think our dinner's here.

We've got to get back to work.

Hello, I'm good.

Good to see you.

You look very nice. Thank you.

Come in. Thank you.

You look really good.

Wow.

Don't relax.

This is nice.

Isn't it?

Do you like it?

Yes, you were really prepared for it.

You like it? Yeah.

What kind of animal is that?

Uh, I think it's an Impala.

An Impala? Mm -hmm. I have an Impala, too, but I don't keep it on my wall.

I keep it in the garage.

Oh, yeah.

This is nice.

This is very nice. And you are very nice. Oh, my God. Thank you.

You're so cute.

I'm a good guy.

I'm embarrassed.

Are you trying one on?

I can't help it. I can't help it. I barely know you. I mean, I saw you, but

look very nice. You're nice and everything.

I like that.

Finally made it. Yeah.

Good thing.

So,

tell me a little bit about yourself.

Well, let's see.

I live in...

take me too long to get here.

So I'm just like, not so much between jobs, but I guess I'm always with one

and looking for something better.

That's good. All right.

And I turn 24 tomorrow.

Really? Yeah. Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Happy birthday.

Wow.

So are you planning a big party?

No. No?

Something very quiet?

That's good.

So, birthday tomorrow.

I

haven't

figured out what I want to do yet.

What are you doing for tomorrow?

I don't know yet.

Really?

So you have no plan?

No. You want to take me on?

Yeah.

Wait a minute, that's 5%.

Whoa.

Alright.

Hehehe.

Amen.

Wee.

Hmm.

Fuck me.

and it might seem a bit hot.

But I'm sure we can work something out.

How much are we talking?

Let's just say somewhere in the five figurines.

Kind of a lot.

Maybe.

You know, I wish I could cut you a break, cut you a deal, you know, but a

work needs to be done here and it seems like, I mean, I would have to start, you

know, beginning our construction and erecting certain things right away.

I'm sure we can work something out.

Maybe I could erect certain things right away.

Oh, really?

Hmm. Well, I mean, according to specs, um, it seems that you might be about,

about just my size.

Do you think?

Yeah, well, I think so.

Um, of course, we have to have a closer look, uh, if you really want me to.

I think I'll just take a closer look.

Is this some sort of bribe? I don't know what you're getting at. It's most

definitely a bribe.

You're not going to need this, right?

No. I can be persuaded.

When we're all done, I think you should readjust your estimate.

Readjust it, right?

Readjust it right now.

This isn't the right thing in mind.

I've been known to cut many deals this way.

Oh, yeah.

That's what all my girlfriends told me.

Oh, so is that where the recommendation came from?

Rumors get around between the scales, you know.

They almost are true.

I love you.

I hate you.

Just put that big cock right through my ass cheeks.

hmm hmm

Right there.

Fuck you.

I'm gonna come now.

You're gonna come now?

Oh my god.

Look at that.

You know,

I think I can, um, take care of this, uh, this re

-reconstruction without a charge.

No charge?

No charge.

God, it's good to have a pussy.

How

you

doing? Fine.

Fine. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah.

Fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's kind of chilly outside.

I don't know. Let me check.

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of chilly.

See your legs?

I don't know.

That's because of you.

That one?

Yeah.

Sorry about that.

It's going to be fine.

Yeah.

What's it like to wake up next to a person?

I don't know.

Probably a messy head and bad breath.

Messy head and bad breath?

Yeah.

And a cigarette.

And a cigarette.

And a blunt.

I want something to pop me. No.

Oh. I'm not working yet. I'm not working. Because that's your lifestyle.

mean it's mine.

Put me on blast. Put everybody on blast. Oh.

Miles.

Miles.

Miles.

Take it inside.

Bye.

Go. Go. Go.

You know, bathroom.

Bathroom, bathroom thing. Yeah.

Uh, I did have one more thing.

One more thing.

One more thing. One more thing. One more thing.

One more thing. One more thing. One more thing. One more thing. One more thing.

One more thing. One more thing.

Not made for children.

Oh really?

Childproof.

Can you go that wide? I can get wide.

Can you get wide?

I wanna see it.

Shit tape rolling

Amen.

The left knee, and you can look over your right shoulder.

Just sit down and look at your right shoulder.

Well, we got the most.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Who are you?

Am I supposed to talk? And speeding and action.

Well, um... That actually is, uh... My mother. She stays in the

other room.

You don't see nothing, do you?

I've done this before, but I never heard what it was called. I just said, let's

twist around.

Well, there's this kind of new guy here. His name's Jack.

Why does he always do that?

Yo,

yo, let's just keep rolling. I mean, let's just keep rolling.

Rolling.

I'm rolling, okay.

Rolling,

rolling, rolling.

Wow, okay.

His elephant -like penis.

Penis. His snotty fuck stick.

Is that what they call these things out of? Purple helmeted love wire.

Purple?

Well, okay.

Say what?

I got some ashy ass legs.

I got some ashy ass legs.

Well, you can't say what.

Ain't that some shit?

On tape.

Oh.

Y 'all ain't give a fuck, man.

It's getting wild today on West Coast.

Shit.

Keep it real.