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Chappelle's Show.
Chappelle's Show.
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Chappelle's Show.
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Chappelle's Show.
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Chappelle's Show.
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Oww.
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Woo-hoo hoo.
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Woo-hoo.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Let's start
the show.
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(techno music)
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Dave
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Dave
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Dave Chappelle's
a funny guy...
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(tires screeching)
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What the fuck
are you doing?!
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You gotta
get outta my car.
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I'm serious!
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(tires squealing)
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That crazy dancin'
makin' my penis soft.
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(audience laughing)
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(hip-hop music)
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Now, that is what
I call dancin'!
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You should've seen the girl
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that was sittin' in there
before you, whoo!
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Oh, snap,
there she go right there!
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Ugh!
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Oh, I'm gettin' ready
to crash, girl, hold up.
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Whoo!
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(announcer)
Ladies and gentlemen,
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Dave Chappelle!
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(cheers & applause)
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, man, no.
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Welcome to this thing that
we call Chappelle's Show.
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This is the very first episode,
I finally got my own show.
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And, I mean,
I'm serious.
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When I say this is my show,
this is my show.
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I can show y'all
whatever I want.
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As a matter of fact, I'll show
you a little bleeper... blooper.
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It's a bleeper
of a blooper, though.
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Here, show that last Mitsubishi
clip real quick.
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(hip-hop music)
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(laughter and applause)
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Whoo!
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Oh!
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You gotta see that again
in slow motion.
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Look at my face when
I see her titty pop out.
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Play it again,
play it again!
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(laughter and applause)
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You know the worst
part about that?
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I felt guilty,
like I did that with my mind.
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'Cause the whole time
she was dancin',
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I was like, "come on, titty,
come on, titty!"
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Well, this is it,
this is the first episode.
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Y'all ready,
some sketch comedy,
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y'all ready to see some
sketches, some skits?
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(cheers & applause)
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Y'know,
this first piece, actually
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is dedicated to a copy place
that I frequent.
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And the reason
I'm talking about them
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is because their service sucks.
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Well, I have obtained a copy
of their training video.
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Go ahead, America,
take a look at my new expos�.
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(female announcer)
This is the official 2002
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"Popcopy" employee
training film
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with your host,
Ralph Henderson.
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Hello,
I'm Ralph Henderson.
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And if you're watching
this video,
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that means you've
just been hired to work here
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at "Popular Copy".
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Me and my friends are
gonna show you the basics
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of what it's like
to work here.
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You guys ready?
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Great.
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First of all,
never show up on time,
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and if a supervisor happens
to ask you where you were,
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your response should
sound something like this.
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Manuel,
why were you late?
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Man, I got here
when I could!
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Shit, you're not
my fucking moms!
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(chuckles)
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Perfect!
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Occasionally,
you may get snagged
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by one of these
customer people.
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Just remember, your job
is to frustrate them
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and make them feel unwanted.
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If you can,
rap up a story
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that will make them feel
uncomfortable.
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For instance...
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you understand what
I'm saying, right?
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I mean, you know
my reputation.
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I don't give a fuck,
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I'll go to Rikers
for three or four years
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just to prove my point,
I don't play that shit.
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Can I help you?
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Or...
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Hell, yeah, I suck toes!
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Good afternoon,
welcome to "Popcopy",
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can I help you?
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Or...
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(man)
What's wrong?
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My butt is itchin' like crazy,
and I took a shower.
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Can I help you?
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If a customer
has a computer disk,
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then look at it and tell them
it's the wrong format.
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If they use Apple,
tell them we're PC
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If they use PC, tell them
we're Apple.
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And if they got both,
then tell them we use Linux.
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And if they got that, tell them
the computers are down.
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They should be, anyhow.
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You see, the whole system
actually went down.
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It's gonna be shut down
for a couple hours.
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Hours?
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It happens.
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The whole system?
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But this is a big place,
how can...
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Listen, sister,
I gotta go take a shit.
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I don't believe
he said that!
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Should a customer get all uppity
and ask to speak to a manager,
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then tell them,
"guess what?
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I am the manager."
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I wanna see the manager.
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No, see,
I am the manager.
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You are the manager?
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That's right,
my friend.
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I'm the only manager here.
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Unless you want to talk
to the "Popcopy" president
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and I don't know him, you might
could help me out with that.
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I mean, really get
in their face about it.
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I wanna see
your manager!
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Guess what, nigga?
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I am your manager,
what's up?
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You're the manager?!
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That's right,
how may I help you?
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You done, that's it.
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Your job is done, nigga,
get out!
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I'll see you later...
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What are you
talking about?!
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Y'know, a lot of people
ask, "why?"
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"Why treat
the customer this way?"
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Why?
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'Cause fuck 'em,
that's why.
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Bathroom upkeep is important
to us here at "Popcopy".
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Be sure to spray chocolate sauce
on the wall near the toilet
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to give the appearance
of errant feces.
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This will ensure that any
customer who uses our restroom
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will never, ever return
to one of our stores.
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We ask that you sign a sheet
to verify this gets done
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once an hour,
24 times a day.
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Uh-oh, tony,
you missed a spot.
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Whoa...
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Now that looks poopy.
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I hope you found
this tape informative.
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And should you ever
doubt yourself
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and consider treating
a customer with respect,
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just remember this:
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You graduated from
grade school,
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and you don't have to
take shit from anyone.
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Welcome to the "Popcopy" family,
and congratulations.
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Whoop his ass,
whoop his ass!
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Whoop his
ass!
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"Popcopy"
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all right, we're gonna take
a quick commercial break,
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and I will be back
after these messages.
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(cheers & applause)
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It's not HBO...
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It's just
regular-ass TV.
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(cheers & applause)
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All right, now, look,
a lot of people
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might not know this about me,
watching me on TV or whatever
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but I'm gonna tell you
something.
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I am a huge fan
of the hip-hop music.
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And I see a lot of things
in the media
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bashing these brothers,
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saying that
they're materialistic
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and they objectify women,
and I don't appreciate that.
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'Cause it's not like women
were objectified
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when hip-hop came out.
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We've been objectifying women
for centuries.
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I'm tired of hip-hop
takin' the rap.
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So I did my research,
I did my homework, America.
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I have went into the
B.E.T. libraries
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and found footage
from early in this century,
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as early as 1930,
some stuff from the '50s,
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of people objectifying women,
and I'll show it to you tonight
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as proof positive
that it happened before hip-hop.
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Take a look at your beloved
Nat "King" Cole.
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The first Noel
the angels did say
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was for certain
poor shepherds
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in fields as they lay
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thank you all for coming,
another year.
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And to you and yours,
a Merry Christmas.
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That's an excellent year.
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And as for you,
my dear...
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Happy Holidays,
you triflin' bitch!
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Oh, yeah, take that, girl.
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Rub it in your breasts
and on your vagina.
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Yes, yes, I am horny,
that's sexy TV...
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King Cole Records
comin' at you.
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We sip only the best Dom P.,
because I'm smooth like that.
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Peace, you punk bitches.
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Come back next year when I puts
a little eggnog in your face.
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(cheers & applause)
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All right, y'all,
we'll be right back,
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we're gonna take a quick
commercial break.
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Sit tight for more of
this Chappelle's Show.
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But you still said,
not five minutes ago, that
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you were afraid I was gonna end
up looking like my mother.
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I didn't say that!
Yes, you did!
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No, that's not
what I said!
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Tired of this
happening to you?
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Are you sick of your
friends and family
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getting everything
you say all mixed up?
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Well, help has arrived.
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Don't call me a liar.
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I didn't say that!
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Oh, no?
No!
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Read back
five minutes ago.
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Janice: "what are you
saying, Brian?"
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Brian: "I am afraid,
I just feel like someday
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you might look like
your mom, maybe."
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Should I read more?
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Oh, no, that's fine,
thank you.
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In your face.
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I'm gonna go masturbate,
Home Stenographer.
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Wanna write that down?
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The Home Stenographer.
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Now, for a small, one-time fee
plus minor upkeep,
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you can have your very own
permanent record keeper,
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right in your house.
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With the Home Stenographer,
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you'll turn any room
into a courtroom.
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Read back when that babysitter
told the kids to go to bed.
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Young woman: "All right
you little brats,
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"go to sleep,
my boyfriend's here,
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we're gonna have us
a sex session."
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Kids: "We don't
want to go to bed."
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Young woman: "Well, you can
watch if you want,
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just keep it down."
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To the boyfriend:
"Drop your pants, big man."
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Well, she's
never coming back.
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Thanks, Home Stenographer.
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Dude, no matter
how drunk I was,
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why would I say that I would
make out with Matt Damon?
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I don't know, man,
you said it, though.
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There's no way.
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Read it back to him.
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And now, for those on the go,
the Travel Stenographer.
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Backpack sold separately.
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"I guess, if it came down to it,
I would bang Ben Affleck."
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Oh, my god!
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00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,690
I knew it was
one of those dudes.
257
00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:05,390
You are so gay now!
258
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:08,430
Stupid dwarf!
259
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,500
Totally gay, 100%.
260
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:17,540
Home Stenographer
and Travel Stenographer,
261
00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:20,140
available in stores, now.
262
00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,910
(announcer)
Available in all Walbogs!
263
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(man) Chappelle's Show, Oww!
264
00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:29,680
Good lord, we're back,
welcome to Chappelle's Show,
265
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,450
I still haven't been
cancelled yet.
266
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:33,590
But I'm working on it.
267
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:37,090
And I think this next piece
might be the one to do it.
268
00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:39,260
This is probably
the wildest thing
269
00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,340
I've ever done in my career,
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00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,160
and I showed it
to a black friend of mine.
271
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,600
He looked at me like I had
set black people back
272
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,770
with a comedy sketch.
273
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,510
Sorry.
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00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,240
(audience laughing)
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Just roll...
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For the last 15 years,
277
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:21,770
a man named Clayton Bigsby
has been the leading voice
278
00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:24,370
of the white-supremacist
movement in America.
279
00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:27,380
Though not sold
in any major bookstores,
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00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:30,010
his books "Dump Truck",
"Nigger Stain",
281
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:33,010
"I Smell Nigger"
and "Nigger Book"
282
00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:37,790
have sold over 600,000 copies
combined.
283
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,520
Despite his popularity,
284
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:43,340
very few have ever seen him
due to his reclusiveness.
285
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:46,930
But in an effort to bring
his message to a wider audience,
286
00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:52,100
he agreed to give his first
public interview ever...
287
00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,840
to "Frontline".
288
00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:56,870
But, getting to Mr. Bigsby
was an odyssey in itself,
289
00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:58,640
riddled with
back-country hollows,
290
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:02,080
shifty go-betweens
and palpable danger.
291
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:03,380
Excuse me.
292
00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:05,980
Not sure we're in
the right place.
293
00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:08,180
We're looking
for Clayton Bigsby.
294
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,780
Well, look no further, fella,
you found him.
295
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:15,520
Uh, Clayton Bigsby,
the author?
296
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,590
What, you don't think
I can write them books?
297
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,770
Just 'cause I'm blind
don't mean I'm dumb.
298
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:25,070
(host) How could this have happened?
299
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,540
A black
white supremacist?
300
00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:32,010
Our search for answers
led us here,
301
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,170
to the "Wexler
Home for the Blind",
302
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:38,080
where Mr. Bigsby spent the first
19 years of his life.
303
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,550
Bridgett Wexler
is the home's headmistress.
304
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:46,750
Well, he was the only nigra
we'd ever had around here,
305
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:50,040
so we figured we'd make it
easier on Clayton
306
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,860
by just telling him
and all the other blind kids
307
00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:55,000
that he was white.
308
00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:57,170
And he never
questioned it?
309
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,770
Why would he?
310
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,240
You've written
four books now?
311
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,740
I've written six books,
they've published four.
312
00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,440
What would you say
313
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,160
is the overall message
of your books?
314
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,250
Sir, my message is simple.
315
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:18,850
Niggers, Jews, homosexuals,
Mexicans, Arabs,
316
00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:21,890
and all kinds of
different chinks stink,
317
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,190
and I hate them!
318
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,690
I noticed you referred to n...
African-Americans.
319
00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:29,260
What exactly
is your problem?
320
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,030
How much time
you got, buddy?
321
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:33,170
Where would I start?
322
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,500
Well, first of all,
323
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,670
they're lazy,
good-for-nothing tricksters,
324
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:40,540
crack-smoking swindlers,
big-butt havin',
325
00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:44,010
wide nose breathin'
all the white man's air.
326
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,180
They eat up all the chicken,
327
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,950
they think they're
the best dancers,
328
00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:49,650
and they stink!
329
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,820
Did I mention
that before?
330
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,880
Yes, I believe you did, sir.
331
00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:56,620
Matter of fact,
my friend Jasper told me
332
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,330
one of them coons
came by his house
333
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,090
to pick his sister up
for a date.
334
00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:03,560
He said, "look here, nigger,
that there's my girl.
335
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,440
Anyone have sex with my
sister, it's gonna be me!"
336
00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:10,910
You've never left
this property,
337
00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,450
have you, Mr. Bigsby?
338
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,410
No, sir,
not in many years.
339
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:16,980
What if I were to tell you
340
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:19,400
that you are
an African-American?
341
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:20,880
Sir!
342
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,080
Listen, I'm gonna
make this clear.
343
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,390
I am in no way,
shape, or form
344
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:29,120
involved in any niggerdom,
you understand?!
345
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,430
Yes, sir, but...
346
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,730
but nothing!
347
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,490
Now, if you'll excuse me,
348
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,230
I have a book signing
to go to.
349
00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:36,960
Why don't you bring
your media cameras over there
350
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,130
if you wanna see
some real truth?!
351
00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:41,270
Prudence!
352
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:44,310
Prudence, have Jasper
load the truck!
353
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:47,780
And Clayton Bigsby,
black white supremacist,
354
00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:51,250
ventured out
into an unsuspecting world.
355
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,410
Sir, you're a friend.
356
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:56,050
Why not tell him he's
African-American?
357
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:59,090
Listen, man, he's too
important to the movement.
358
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,660
If I tell him he's black,
he'd probably kill hisself
359
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,420
just so there'd be one less
nigger around.
360
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,160
His commitment is that deep.
361
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,310
I'm overwhelmed
by the irony.
362
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:09,030
(banging)
363
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,770
Uh-oh.
364
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,500
(man)
What, you lost, boy?
365
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,830
(man)
Move on, move on.
366
00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:16,000
We don't like your kind
around here!
367
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,040
You better get out of here
'fore something bad happens.
368
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,480
That's right,
that's right!
369
00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:24,210
Tell that nigger!
370
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,810
Beat it,
you sorry nigger!
371
00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:29,020
Come on, Clayton,
we gotta go.
372
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,590
Oh, Jasper, there's
a nigger around here.
373
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,620
That damn monkey was
beatin' my hood!
374
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,130
White power!
375
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,300
Nigger...
376
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,900
The confusion
did not end there.
377
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:48,500
(hip-hop music)
378
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:52,840
Hey, why don't you jungle
bunnies turn that music down?!
379
00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:55,440
Nigras make me sick!
380
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,050
Woogie-boogie,
nigger!
381
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,210
Woogie-boogie!
382
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,250
Did he just call us
"niggers"?
383
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,990
Awesome!
384
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,890
The anticipation was at
a fever pitch
385
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,520
as we arrived at
Mr. Bigsby's book signing.
386
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,260
This is the man
who should be
387
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:16,460
the next president
of the United States!
388
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,000
(cheering)
389
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:20,200
All right, Jasper,
time to show these people
390
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,940
what white power's
all about.
391
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,670
You better put
your hood on, Clayton,
392
00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:25,410
might wanna hide
your identity.
393
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,540
It'd be safer,
in case some radical
394
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,310
ain't sympathetic to the cause
and wants to shoot you.
395
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,610
That's good thinking,
all right.
396
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,350
I'm gonna
put my hood on.
397
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,480
Here, let me get that.
398
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,990
(man) Without further ado, the man,
399
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:43,590
who made us
proud to be white,
400
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:47,930
none other than,
Clayton Bigsby!
401
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,100
Let's hear it!
402
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:52,700
(cheers & applause)
403
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,510
White power!
404
00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,780
Everybody, I have
a lot of things to discuss,
405
00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:10,480
mainly nigras.
406
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,840
America's at war
with Al Qaeda,
407
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:16,990
but we're still losing the war
against Al Sharpton!
408
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:20,900
(host) The Asian community
was a target as well.
409
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,100
Let's talk about
Chinese people,
410
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,800
with their Kung Fu
411
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,140
and all that silly
"ching chang chong" talk.
412
00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:32,640
I can't understand you,
go back to your country.
413
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,340
White power.
414
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:39,110
Mr. Bigsby was also critical
of the entertainment industry.
415
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:45,190
Don't let the liberal media
tell you how to think and feel.
416
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:48,220
If you have hate in your heart,
let it out.
417
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:50,830
If you don't like
Will & Grace,
418
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,460
that don't mean there's
something wrong with you.
419
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,630
It means there's something
wrong with Will!
420
00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:57,330
He's a homosexual.
421
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:01,240
Politicians
weren't spared either.
422
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,540
White power!
423
00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:06,440
Colin Powell...
424
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:09,040
"Cunnilingus" Rice.
425
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,510
"Cunnilingus" Rice
sounds like a Mexican dish,
426
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,680
maybe we should put her on
a plate and send her to Mexico
427
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,830
so the Mexicans will eat her...
white power.
428
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,890
White power!
429
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,090
Just open up your heart
and let that hate out!
430
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:24,660
(cheers & applause)
431
00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:26,860
Show us your face,
we wanna see your face!
432
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,860
Who said that,
you wanna see my face?
433
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,030
Clayton,
go on, brother.
434
00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:33,370
Do you wanna
see my face?
435
00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:35,940
Don't be afraid, Jasper.
436
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:37,670
(hollering)
437
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,410
We talked about this...
438
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,440
Don't be afraid,
shine your light!
439
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,360
There is cookie and punch
for us to enjoy,
440
00:19:56,360 --> 00:20:00,230
and we can meet,
talk about white brotherhood.
441
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,470
Thank y'all for coming,
white power!
442
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,470
Mr. Bigsby was not harmed
that night,
443
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,810
but irreparable damage has
been done to his reputation
444
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,440
and, in many ways,
to the white-power movement.
445
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,450
We're told that
in the last few weeks,
446
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,780
he has accepted the fact
that he is a black man.
447
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:24,520
And three days ago,
448
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:27,990
he filed for divorce
from his wife.
449
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:32,760
When we asked, "why,
after 19 years of marriage?"
450
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,500
He responded:
451
00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:37,200
"Because she's
a nigger lover."
452
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:42,740
I'm Kent Wallace,
good night.
453
00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:45,770
(man) Funding for
"Frontline" provided by
454
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:48,840
the "Trent Lott Foundation"
for peace and understanding.
455
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,850
Loving black people,
one at a time.
456
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,320
That's it!
457
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,520
Thanks for coming out,
I'll see you next week.
458
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,090
I'm rich, bi-atch!
(horn honks)
459
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,820
Hi, thank you.
460
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,760
White power!
461
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,670
That's right, I hate niggers,
but I love skateboards.
462
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:15,270
Bye, niggers, bye-bye!
463
00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:20,510
Oh, okay, y'know what
I'm doing wrong, apparently?
464
00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:22,240
I keep talking to y'all
465
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,940
and I'm supposed to
talk to the TV audience.
466
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,280
That's very hard, to ignore
467
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,450
the hundreds of people
in front of me
468
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,480
and just pay attention to
the theoretical motherfuckers
469
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,090
that may or may not watch
the show for all I know.
470
00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:35,250
They might have
already turned it off.
471
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,690
"White power my...
pssht.
472
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,430
"That's white power,
473
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:43,370
I have the power
to change the station."
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