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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,750 --> 00:00:01,750 Oh! 2 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:15,730 Better, my love? 3 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:19,070 Yes, exactly. 4 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:22,130 My love? 5 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:26,470 Help! Someone help! King Odin is dying! 6 00:05:38,870 --> 00:05:40,550 I'm sorry I teased you. 7 00:05:42,170 --> 00:05:43,770 As long as we find Mjolnir. 8 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:45,350 All will be forgiven. 9 00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:47,270 Right. 10 00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:14,610 Meow, meow? 11 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:17,290 Don't move! 12 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:18,610 Holy shit. 13 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,810 I am the God of Thunder. 14 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,110 Okay, Your Holiness. 15 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,490 You're coming with me. 16 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,070 As for you, miss, come here. 17 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,670 Hey, that's my research. 18 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:35,630 You can take that up with Moses over here. I said put that down! 19 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:42,130 Suspect in custody. 20 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,940 Falcon Robin 7543. 21 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,840 You know, Jane, you should really become a doctor. 22 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:10,620 I am a doctor, Tracy. 23 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:15,420 Yeah, I mean like a real doctor who helps people, not someone who looks at 24 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:16,760 meteors and stars in the sky. 25 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,240 Mm -hmm. 26 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,520 Anyway, so you'll do this for me? 27 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,440 For you, yeah. 28 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,380 I mean, you got me through biology in college, so. 29 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,640 But I've done worse. It's not a big deal. 30 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,620 Thank you so much. 31 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:35,980 You're the best. 32 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,220 Yeah. I'll see you later. 33 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,560 Okay. Have fun. 34 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,120 Alright. 35 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:53,660 So, uh, Agent, I'm really glad not to be alone tonight. 36 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:58,120 Feels, uh, a little safer in here with a government agent. 37 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:00,460 Just... 38 00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:01,970 Still on my duty, ma 'am. 39 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,090 Ma 'am. 40 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,550 Why don't you come sit over here with me? 41 00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:12,630 So is that a pistol in your pocket? 42 00:08:15,210 --> 00:08:16,210 No, 43 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:22,230 that's definitely not a standard issue. 44 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:02,960 Yeah. 45 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,020 You're packing a little bit more than a pistol, huh? 46 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,160 Oh, my 47 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:53,020 God. 48 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:25,800 Let me suck my balls too. 49 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,480 Uh... 50 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,560 Okay. 51 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,520 Please tell me about that. 52 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,359 Let me hear you. 53 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,680 I love it. 54 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,760 I feel good. 55 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880 Let me... 56 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,800 Squeeze my balls really hard. 57 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,800 Squeeze them really hard. 58 00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:24,310 Okay. 59 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:22,620 Right there, over there. 60 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,520 He's gone. 61 00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:16,380 He's gone. 62 00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:07,470 Your ass is so perfect. 63 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:14,390 You're so beautiful, baby. 64 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:16,510 Oh, 65 00:27:17,590 --> 00:27:22,610 yes. Tease my cock like that. That's so good. 66 00:27:24,270 --> 00:27:26,230 Right by the fucking entrance of your pussy. 67 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,040 Oh, yes. 68 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,180 Oh, God. 69 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,040 Oh, shit. 70 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,640 Yeah, 71 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:48,460 oh my god, oh yes 72 00:29:31,710 --> 00:29:34,230 Oh my God, you're so gorgeous. So good, so good. 73 00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:31,230 Oh my God. 74 00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:33,030 Oh my God. 75 00:30:40,410 --> 00:30:42,130 Right there. 76 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:43,750 Right there. 77 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:20,890 Want me to squeeze your big tits? 78 00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:22,450 Yes. Oh, 79 00:31:23,670 --> 00:31:24,670 my God. 80 00:31:26,090 --> 00:31:27,090 Oh. 81 00:31:28,810 --> 00:31:32,830 Oh. Like that. Like that. Like that. 82 00:31:33,790 --> 00:31:34,850 Oh, my God. 83 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:38,750 Oh, my 84 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:47,070 God. 85 00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:48,970 Yeah. 86 00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:53,450 Yes. 87 00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:57,550 Oh, my God. 88 00:31:59,010 --> 00:32:00,010 Oh, 89 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:01,570 my God. 90 00:32:01,970 --> 00:32:04,770 Oh, my God. 91 00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:10,750 Oh, fuck. Yes. 92 00:32:11,450 --> 00:32:17,450 I feel good, baby. Yes. Oh, my God. 93 00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:20,179 I love it. 94 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:23,860 I love it. I love it. Yes. 95 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,620 Oh my God. 96 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,320 Oh God. 97 00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:33,540 Oh. 98 00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:53,940 Oh, my God. 99 00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:55,660 Oh, my God. 100 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,040 Yes, 101 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,540 baby. Yes, baby. 102 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:03,540 Oh, 103 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,380 my God. 104 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:15,220 Right there. Right there. Right there. Oh, yeah. 105 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,260 Yes, yes. 106 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,780 I should fucking lay down on my fucking desk. Lay down on that fucking desk. 107 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,200 Oh. 108 00:34:52,379 --> 00:34:55,179 Oh my 109 00:34:55,179 --> 00:35:05,240 god. 110 00:35:36,730 --> 00:35:39,530 Oh my 111 00:35:39,530 --> 00:35:48,870 god 112 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,560 Whoa. 113 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,640 How dare you question your king? 114 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,040 Your father is the king. 115 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,560 Well, with him in bad health and the foe banished to earth, I will be king in no 116 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:28,120 time. Now do as I say and open the biofrost. 117 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:32,200 As you wish. 118 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,480 you will be rewarded. 119 01:06:50,830 --> 01:06:51,830 a crazy story. 120 01:06:51,910 --> 01:06:55,210 If you weren't so damn attractive, I never would have picked you up in the 121 01:06:55,210 --> 01:06:57,790 place. I should have left you in the desert. 122 01:06:58,170 --> 01:06:59,690 Then I'd still have my research. 123 01:07:04,470 --> 01:07:05,970 How can I make this right? 124 01:07:07,830 --> 01:07:08,910 You can't. 125 01:07:11,010 --> 01:07:14,150 But you can't satisfy me. 126 01:07:44,660 --> 01:07:46,520 oh my gosh 127 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,040 I want to see what you're hiding. 128 01:08:22,420 --> 01:08:25,319 Oh my God. 129 01:12:42,670 --> 01:12:43,670 Oh my God. 130 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:10,040 Oh, my God. 131 01:23:44,410 --> 01:23:46,730 Yes, spank that fucking ass. Come on. 132 01:23:47,130 --> 01:23:49,570 Yes. Oh, shit. 133 01:23:52,510 --> 01:23:53,510 Oh, 134 01:23:54,590 --> 01:23:57,590 shit. Oh, yes. 135 01:23:57,890 --> 01:24:02,490 Tell that fucking pussy. Tell her like you fucking love it. 136 01:24:52,490 --> 01:24:53,490 You little fuckin' bitch. 137 01:26:24,810 --> 01:26:25,810 Thank you. 138 01:28:26,380 --> 01:28:27,358 Give it to me, girl. 139 01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:28,360 Fuck yeah. 140 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:31,640 Yeah, I told you I want to pull a fucking floor and make that fucking TV 141 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,640 beat me. 142 01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:24,040 Don't stop. 143 01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:26,120 Please, baby, please. 144 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,560 Just like that. 145 01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:31,460 Oh, my God. 146 01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:33,920 Oh, 147 01:29:35,420 --> 01:29:37,180 yes, baby. 148 01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:38,640 Fuck. 149 01:29:40,100 --> 01:29:41,980 There you go. There you go. 150 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:43,960 Give it to that tight little second. 151 01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:15,280 Yes, right there. I like the other pussy so fucking much. 152 01:30:43,950 --> 01:30:45,630 Let me come first. Let me come first please. 153 01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:17,320 You see, here's the thing about that. 154 01:32:19,700 --> 01:32:26,200 Father, I'm so disappointed by your action that he's now laying on his 155 01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:34,480 And that makes me the acting... Brother, you must take me to Father immediately. 156 01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:54,520 In order for me to do that, I must make sure you never return. 157 01:32:56,740 --> 01:32:58,260 But, brother, I don't understand. 158 01:32:59,340 --> 01:33:00,760 Well, it's quite simple, Thor. 159 01:33:02,020 --> 01:33:05,300 You're not my real brother, and I must kill you. 160 01:33:05,860 --> 01:33:11,800 But first, I'm going to destroy this human that seems so dear to your heart. 161 01:33:12,060 --> 01:33:13,060 No. 162 01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:14,820 Say what you will about me. 163 01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:21,040 I want to see the pain in your face. 164 01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:26,980 And I want to see you feel the torture that I felt living in your shadow for my 165 01:33:26,980 --> 01:33:27,980 entire life. 166 01:33:29,980 --> 01:33:30,980 No! 167 01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:37,440 You killed him. 168 01:33:37,940 --> 01:33:40,320 Yes. Now I'll reign king. 169 01:34:46,250 --> 01:34:48,390 to hurt you brother more than it's coming to hurt me 170 01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:20,880 Thank you for your forgiveness. 171 01:35:22,420 --> 01:35:28,360 My son, I said that he that was worthy of the power of the God of Thunder would 172 01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:29,460 wield the mighty hammer. 173 01:35:29,960 --> 01:35:35,060 Through your sacrifice and your courage, you have earned it. 174 01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,600 I understand my responsibilities. 175 01:35:40,500 --> 01:35:42,360 I will make you and the kingdom proud. 176 01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:47,980 You may run along if you wish. 177 01:35:48,970 --> 01:35:52,390 As we prepare you for your throne at the dawn's next morning light. 178 01:35:53,510 --> 01:35:58,770 Perhaps you wish to go sow your wild oats with Sif or the Cortesian. 179 01:35:59,750 --> 01:36:00,750 No, father. 180 01:36:01,050 --> 01:36:05,830 I would like to stay here with you and begin my preparation to take over the 181 01:36:05,830 --> 01:36:06,930 kingdom immediately. 182 01:36:08,510 --> 01:36:12,450 And besides, I have already chosen a worthy queen. 183 01:36:16,050 --> 01:36:17,330 It is the mortal woman. 184 01:36:17,660 --> 01:36:18,660 that you're very fond of. 185 01:36:22,980 --> 01:36:24,500 Are you disappointed, Father? 186 01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:34,000 No. King Thor, son of Odin, I am not. 187 01:36:59,980 --> 01:37:01,800 return to the bioplast to retrieve her. 188 01:37:05,960 --> 01:37:10,000 I will, in time, if need be. 189 01:37:10,980 --> 01:37:14,440 But something tells me that she will find me. 190 01:37:46,510 --> 01:37:47,510 Wait a minute. 191 01:37:48,850 --> 01:37:50,210 My journal's back. 192 01:37:51,990 --> 01:37:53,630 Why should I be surprised? 193 01:37:54,390 --> 01:37:57,090 It's not the craziest thing that's ever happened to me. 194 01:37:58,110 --> 01:38:00,470 I can see the tabloid headlines now. 195 01:38:02,570 --> 01:38:05,950 UFO chaser has sex with extraterrestrial. 196 01:38:20,719 --> 01:38:21,719 Wait. 197 01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:24,580 My notes ended here. 198 01:38:26,660 --> 01:38:28,040 There's so much more. 199 01:38:29,660 --> 01:38:32,720 This answers so many of the mysteries of space. 200 01:38:35,940 --> 01:38:36,940 Wait. 201 01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:39,680 What's that? 202 01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:46,260 Dearest Jane, you took a mortal to show me how to be a god. 203 01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:49,080 I will see you again, my lady. 204 01:38:49,900 --> 01:38:53,120 After all, every king needs a queen. 205 01:38:54,160 --> 01:38:55,160 Thor. 12327