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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:25,970 Who are you trying to reach? 2 00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:28,390 What number is this? 3 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,870 What number were you trying to reach? 4 00:00:32,229 --> 00:00:33,230 I don't know. 5 00:00:34,090 --> 00:00:36,710 I think you have the wrong number. 6 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,240 you know I was making popcorn? 7 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,120 I've got psychic powers. 8 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,480 I know all kinds of things. 9 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:22,300 Yeah? Like what? 10 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:24,620 I know you like dirty movies. 11 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,960 I do, huh? 12 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,820 I think you just heard the popcorn popping. 13 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:33,520 Do you mean you don't like dirty movies? 14 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:36,120 I didn't say that. 15 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:39,180 I just don't think you're psychic. 16 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:47,450 How did you know my name? 17 00:01:48,210 --> 00:01:49,210 Turn around. 18 00:01:53,350 --> 00:01:54,350 Cut. 19 00:01:57,850 --> 00:01:59,430 I'm sorry, Eli. 20 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:01,950 It's okay, Lily. It's a fucked up situation. 21 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:05,370 How the fuck am I supposed to do a parody of a horror movie with no fucking 22 00:02:05,370 --> 00:02:06,370 blood? 23 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:10,270 I'm not really sure I'm supposed to kill her with this. 24 00:02:11,579 --> 00:02:15,260 Is he fucking me to death? I don't know, guys. I just know that if there's any 25 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:19,260 violence at all, that Vibrant will not distribute the movie, okay? 26 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:24,280 Well, uh, what if he takes the dildo and shoves it down her throat and 27 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,500 suffocates her with it? 28 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,460 Mmm, not likely. 29 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:34,800 Uh, I can't deal with this right now. Let's just do the sex, and we'll figure 30 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,800 out how to kill you later. 31 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:40,320 Um, so do I have to, like, wear this? 32 00:02:41,029 --> 00:02:44,010 For the theme, because the fucking nose just fell off. 33 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,730 I guess not, then. 34 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,170 Do we have any glue? 35 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:50,930 Does anyone even care? 36 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:54,830 Okay, no, I guess you're not wearing it for the theme. Great. Wait, are we 37 00:02:54,830 --> 00:02:57,830 supposed to use the toy in the theme? 38 00:02:58,150 --> 00:03:01,510 Oh, yeah, I don't even know what the fucking thing is. No, you know what? I 39 00:03:01,510 --> 00:03:04,530 don't care. Whatever. Let's go. Okay. Come on. Somebody fuck somebody. 40 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:05,810 To start? All right. 41 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:24,370 And your big teeth. 42 00:03:26,070 --> 00:03:27,070 Okay. 43 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,870 What'd you give Evan for call time tomorrow? 44 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:32,310 Eleven. 45 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:35,230 I'll make it ten. Ever since he won Performer of the Year, he's stopped 46 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,510 following Greenwich Mean Time. 47 00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:37,850 Okie dokie. 48 00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:43,210 Hey, how about we go get something to eat? 49 00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:46,510 I could, uh, recommend my bedroom. 50 00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:49,370 Isn't that from one of my scripts? 51 00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,330 Pretty cheesy. 52 00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:53,630 The delivery. 53 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,880 Why don't we get together this weekend? 54 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,720 Well, I'm getting killed tomorrow, so this may be your last chance. 55 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,240 I'll add you to my long and ever -growing list of regrets. 56 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,300 Meet you at my place? 57 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:25,900 Sure. 58 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,080 Did you brush your teeth? I have to think. 59 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:40,940 Oop. 60 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,980 Bet I beat you back. 61 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:45,660 Not if... 62 00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:59,680 Danny! 63 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,860 I want to go home. This isn't funny. 64 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,180 Tragedy struck the tiny community of porn yesterday as porn starlet Lily 65 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:17,000 was brutally murdered by an unknown assailant. 66 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,160 LeBeau was starring in Vibrant Video's XXX parody of the successful Stab 67 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,260 franchise when she was cut down outside a filming location late last night. 68 00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:28,320 It was exactly one year ago when production ground to a halt on the Stab 69 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:32,300 and the ghostface killer, the real -life subject of the Stab films, attacked the 70 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:35,100 cast and crew, and many have speculated about the obvious connection. 71 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,840 In this adult studio behind me, filming continues on Stab XXX. 72 00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:41,090 But for how long? 73 00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:44,370 For KAXB News, I'm Gail Storm. 74 00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:46,770 Good? 75 00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:48,770 Yeah, I just wish it was sweeps. 76 00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:50,690 I wish we could get in there. 77 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,490 It's got to be tense in there. 78 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,270 I just can't believe it. 79 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:02,750 Yeah, I know. 80 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:05,910 Lily was amazing. 81 00:24:06,490 --> 00:24:07,490 Amazing! 82 00:24:10,459 --> 00:24:14,340 What? Talking about Scarlet. I can't believe she fucking flaked on me today. 83 00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:15,340 am I going to shoot? 84 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,760 Yeah, about that. 85 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:18,840 You think she's in danger? 86 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,880 You think maybe she witnessed something? 87 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:26,900 These are porn girls, Deputy. I mean, she probably broke a nail or snorted too 88 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,360 much meth or fucking couldn't find her new horoscope. 89 00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:30,820 Yeah. 90 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Yeah, I know. 91 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,620 I used to be a Pisces. 92 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,360 Are we still shooting the Billy scene today? 93 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,340 All right, everybody. Everybody. 94 00:24:38,990 --> 00:24:39,849 Listen up. 95 00:24:39,850 --> 00:24:40,769 All right? 96 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:47,070 Unless I snap and kill one of you, we are still shooting everything on the 97 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,390 schedule. Is that understood? 98 00:24:48,610 --> 00:24:51,410 Now, can we please set up for the principal's office? 99 00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:56,710 All right. I got pretty much everything I need. Did you hear from Kay? 100 00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,470 Top of my list. 101 00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:03,810 Lily was amazing. 102 00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:05,390 Oh, my God. Why are you here? 103 00:25:15,570 --> 00:25:17,230 W. Lewis, can I get a statement? 104 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,770 We're actually not issuing any statements at this time, Ms. Storm. 105 00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,130 I understand. 106 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:25,730 Surely everyone must feel more safe knowing that you're around. 107 00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:29,670 Well, this much is true, especially in light of what happened to Ms. LeBeau. 108 00:25:30,690 --> 00:25:33,550 Gruesome. Can you tell me more about that, Deputy? 109 00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:39,310 You could call me Huey, and I can't get into specifics, but what I can tell you 110 00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:41,090 is she was stabbed 53 times. 111 00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:42,710 53? 112 00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:45,720 Yeah. And not a single drop of blood. 113 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,760 I've never seen anything like it. 114 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,560 Do you think this is funny? 115 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,760 Take off that mask. 116 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,960 Take off the costume. 117 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,500 Take it off. 118 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,440 I'm going. 119 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:10,360 Do you think this is funny? I mean, people are being killed out there, 120 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,460 Sydney is... 121 00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:16,950 It's just distraught about her father's disappearance, and this is a joke? 122 00:26:17,590 --> 00:26:19,730 People just keep saying he's the killer. 123 00:26:20,290 --> 00:26:26,890 People keep saying that you are about to get expelled, Missy. Well, I 124 00:26:26,890 --> 00:26:29,310 think I can change your mind. 125 00:26:45,129 --> 00:26:46,129 Ah, yeah. 126 00:26:46,470 --> 00:26:47,470 Bad little student. 127 00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:49,410 Yeah, that's all. 128 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:51,470 Oh, 129 00:26:51,930 --> 00:26:52,930 yeah, that's all. 130 00:26:53,730 --> 00:26:57,750 Yeah, you little fucking cocktease, huh? See that? See that dick hand on the 131 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:58,750 little fucking pussy? 132 00:26:58,950 --> 00:26:59,829 Rubbing it? 133 00:26:59,830 --> 00:27:00,950 Walking up and down my arm. 134 00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:02,570 Pissing me off and fucking talking. 135 00:27:02,910 --> 00:27:03,930 Oh, you're bad. 136 00:27:04,310 --> 00:27:06,530 You're bad. I know it was only that time. You crack. 137 00:27:07,570 --> 00:27:08,690 Stupid like a... 138 00:27:19,169 --> 00:27:24,190 I'm sure. I like that. 139 00:27:58,030 --> 00:28:01,210 But if you think you're so posh about yourself, are you going to fucking come 140 00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:02,210 for me? 141 00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:04,170 Oh, no. 142 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:08,710 No, you fucking don't come. I'll tell you when you come. This is my fucking 143 00:28:08,710 --> 00:28:09,710 school. 144 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,310 I make new rules. You follow them. 145 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,600 Oh, God. 146 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,120 Oh, yeah. 147 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,860 Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. 148 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,700 Don't stop. Don't stop. 149 00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:51,460 Don't stop. 150 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:55,820 Don't stop. 151 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:44,180 Fucking pussy from you, huh? 152 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,200 Fuck, walk around on your fucking t -shirt, huh? 153 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,760 Do a fucking little t -shirt fucking on you. Oh, yes. 154 00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:52,460 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Fuck. 155 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,880 Oh, my God. 156 00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:58,100 Oh, my God. What's up with that little fucking pussy? 157 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,680 Yeah, you like that fucking cock, don't you? Oh, yes. Watch me fuck you little 158 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,680 fucking... 159 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:21,820 Alright, get down on your fucking knees. Come here. Come here. 160 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:28,320 Yeah, it's a good thing I got plenty of white shirts. 161 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,320 Yeah. 162 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,119 Come on. 163 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,180 I fucking want to suck my cock. Get it fucking in there. 164 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,400 Yeah. 165 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,600 That's right, there you go. 166 00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:41,060 Oh, yes. 167 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:46,580 I feel a lot harder. You got my cock. You got my fucking cock. 168 00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:50,740 Let me step in a minute. 169 00:32:12,170 --> 00:32:14,050 Fuck! Yeah, that's a good fucking cock. Fuck! 170 00:32:14,690 --> 00:32:17,230 Fuck yourself in the fucking cock! 171 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:20,830 Fuck! Yay! 172 00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:23,650 Tight grip, huh? Tight grip. 173 00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:28,290 Fucking cock is so hard. 174 00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:29,830 Fuck! 175 00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:31,190 Fuck! 176 00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:43,970 don't you? There you go. 177 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:45,330 There you go. 178 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:46,990 Yeah. Oh, 179 00:32:47,970 --> 00:32:55,590 yeah. 180 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,600 Yeah, 181 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,060 I see you girls out there in the parking lot all the time sucking cock. 182 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,980 You don't like to suck cock, do you? Fuck you fucking little son of a bitch. 183 00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:06,900 It's a little hard. Come on. Fuck. 184 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,280 Fuck. 185 00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:09,780 Yes. 186 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,280 Yes. Yes. 187 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,680 Yes. Yes. 188 00:37:59,050 --> 00:38:00,250 That little fucking pussy. 189 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:04,470 Oh, you're a fucking cock hungry little fucking slut, aren't you? 190 00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:06,830 Yeah, you want to watch that cock go inside you? 191 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:09,370 You want to watch yourself get fucked by a big fucking cock? 192 00:38:10,170 --> 00:38:14,270 Oh, you grabbed my balls. Yeah. 193 00:38:14,590 --> 00:38:16,030 Put my fucking cock in. Yeah. 194 00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:17,590 That's my baby girl. 195 00:38:18,410 --> 00:38:19,410 Oh, 196 00:38:19,650 --> 00:38:20,589 yeah. 197 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:21,910 That's my dear little fucking girl. 198 00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:29,160 What are you going to do with your body, huh? It's so fucking deep inside. 199 00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:30,180 You're like fucking pussy. 200 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,300 Fuck! 201 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:34,180 Fuck! It's so fucking deep inside. Oh! 202 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:35,900 Look at that. Fuck! 203 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,280 Fuck! 204 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,900 break and suck all the pussy juice off my cock? 205 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:53,740 Before I fuck you real hard and make you fucking cum? 206 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:55,440 Because that's what it's going to take. 207 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,060 Fuck yeah! 208 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,680 Fuck, 209 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,460 my fucking cock's throbbing in your throat. 210 00:40:47,690 --> 00:40:49,970 Face me, you little fucking... Ah, you fucking little fuck! 211 00:40:50,330 --> 00:40:51,330 Fuck me up! 212 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:53,550 Hey, guys. 213 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:54,810 Get back up. 214 00:40:57,390 --> 00:40:58,390 Just like that. 215 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:07,210 Put it right here. 216 00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:09,050 Just like that. 217 00:41:09,650 --> 00:41:11,290 And a little pussy up so I can fucking... 218 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:46,240 Yeah, I can feel the pussy in my fucking car. 219 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:52,900 Fuck. 220 00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:02,600 Fuck me. 221 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,840 Fuck me. 222 00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:06,100 Fuck me. 223 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,440 It's in my fucking car. 224 00:42:33,670 --> 00:42:34,670 my family for generations. 225 00:42:41,170 --> 00:42:43,990 I've got a meeting. 226 00:42:44,570 --> 00:42:48,150 You're going to make me fucking come with a hollow fucking... Open your 227 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:54,230 I don't want to come with you. 228 00:42:54,590 --> 00:42:56,970 I want you to come with me so I can walk around school with you. 229 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,760 I sit in front of my desk. People sit all day long. 230 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:24,200 Play with your pussy while I check. 231 00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:09,590 Let's talk about this again. 232 00:44:11,470 --> 00:44:12,550 Get back to class. 233 00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:14,150 Leave the costume. 234 00:44:14,430 --> 00:44:15,430 Okay, principal. 235 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:41,480 You're walking in like the fucking mummy. 236 00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:47,180 You're the killer. And you, you know what? Best actor, performer of the year. 237 00:44:47,260 --> 00:44:50,800 Would you fucking give? Oh, now you're going to direct. Oh, this script sucks. 238 00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:53,840 This was a script for my goat herder. That's fucking horrible. 239 00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:56,440 They handed me the fucking pages. 240 00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:58,380 You can throw a little tantrum. Oh, I'm not. 241 00:45:10,670 --> 00:45:11,669 death from Rocko Reeves. 242 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:13,230 Why should Timmy be any different? 243 00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:16,430 Why should Timmy be any different? You know what? It's an honor. They killed 244 00:45:16,430 --> 00:45:17,269 performer of the year. 245 00:45:17,270 --> 00:45:18,790 Right? There. See? 246 00:45:19,030 --> 00:45:20,870 See? See? Fuck off. 247 00:45:22,950 --> 00:45:24,790 Are you walking out? 248 00:45:46,390 --> 00:45:49,310 Wait, you didn't get any deep background from the deputy? 249 00:45:49,850 --> 00:45:52,110 Uh, Pete, please don't do innuendo. 250 00:45:52,610 --> 00:45:53,950 You're really bad at it. 251 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:55,510 Hey, I've got to keep myself entertained. 252 00:45:56,110 --> 00:45:59,050 Don't. I'd rather deep -sert Ron Jeremy, the bank deputy dog. 253 00:46:04,710 --> 00:46:05,710 Hello? 254 00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:08,330 Is this Sydney? 255 00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:10,370 Yes, it is. 256 00:46:11,730 --> 00:46:12,810 No, it isn't. 257 00:46:14,550 --> 00:46:16,760 Look, this is... Sidney Applebaum. 258 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,660 I'm the school janitor. 259 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,300 Now, what the hell do you want? 260 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,620 Listen, you dirty old fuck. Put Sidney on the phone or I'm going to come over 261 00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:25,160 there and rip that fucking cunt right off your face. See you. 262 00:46:29,140 --> 00:46:30,340 Hello, Sidney. 263 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,640 I thought... You thought what? 264 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,840 It was that call again. 265 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,960 I thought... Never mind. 266 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,520 It's going to be all right. 267 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,560 Everything's going to be all right. 268 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,320 Cut. 269 00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,800 Yeah, that sucked less. I'll take that. That's okay, guys. 270 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,000 Okay. Is that it for me, Eli? Am I done? 271 00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:08,420 Yeah, you're done. But I still need you back tomorrow to find the bodies, okay? 272 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,740 All right. I'm out of here. All right. 273 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,880 First, honey, honey. 274 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,960 When you're done screaming, can you come back here? 275 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,520 So, would you like to do some BTS with me? 276 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,800 Sure. 277 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,260 Let's go to the bathroom. 278 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,140 Yeah, okay, let's move on, everybody. 279 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,480 Any luck? 280 00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,980 No sign, so it keeps going straight to voicemail. 281 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,080 Great. No director. 282 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,960 He's probably just drunk somewhere, sleeping or not. 283 00:47:44,980 --> 00:47:47,400 I'll tell you what, I'm not going to wait on him. I have shit to do. 284 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:48,900 We've still got to shoot our scene. 285 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,440 Oh, okay. Great. 286 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:54,740 Now I'll shoot it. Now it won't be the first time I finish the movie without 287 00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:55,740 him. 288 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:56,760 Easier, really. 289 00:47:57,420 --> 00:47:59,240 This business has really gone to hell. 290 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,340 Gone? Like it went somewhere? 291 00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:03,180 Yeah. 292 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,400 Once there used to be porno geniuses. 293 00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:06,820 There did. 294 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000 But not anymore. 295 00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:09,860 Really? You think so? 296 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,920 Yeah. Holiday. Dead. 297 00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:13,400 Gilly. Dead. 298 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,080 Leslie. Dead. 299 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:16,320 Eli Cross. 300 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,480 Dead? No. 301 00:48:18,780 --> 00:48:21,060 Arrogant. Talentless asshole. 302 00:48:21,460 --> 00:48:22,460 Who else? 303 00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:23,860 P .T. 304 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:26,140 Get distributed by Hustler, he might as well be dead. 305 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,640 Brad Armstrong? 306 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,680 Condom, doesn't count. 307 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,500 Axel Braun? 308 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,620 Italian, next. 309 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,440 Uh, Nicholas Steele? 310 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,240 Fat, drunken idiot. 311 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,360 Jules Jordan? 312 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:41,720 Are you fucking kidding me? 313 00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:43,740 What about Joanna Angel? 314 00:48:47,470 --> 00:48:49,170 Joanna Angel is a porno genius. 315 00:48:52,450 --> 00:48:55,990 Well, we got that settled. 316 00:48:57,590 --> 00:48:58,590 Let's do this. 317 00:48:59,690 --> 00:49:00,690 Rinse your butt. 318 00:49:01,310 --> 00:49:05,670 All right. I'm going to need a light, camera, a couple fish pads. 319 00:49:07,510 --> 00:49:09,770 You! I want to see you running. 320 00:49:10,330 --> 00:49:11,330 Running! 321 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,040 The code has been here. 322 00:49:19,620 --> 00:49:21,180 Well, do you think we should wait for the others? 323 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,160 You might be the only one left. 324 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,260 Well, in that case... 325 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,560 I don't believe that's what they did. 326 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:53,840 Thank you. 327 00:54:44,140 --> 00:54:45,140 Yes. 328 00:55:31,950 --> 00:55:32,950 Thank God. 329 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,280 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 330 00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:39,810 Okay, shake me cum, come on! 331 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:34,960 Yes, like that. 332 01:01:48,590 --> 01:01:53,910 fucking dick go to my ass i see it i see it oh yeah oh you drive me nuts with 333 01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:56,810 that you drive me nuts going to my ass like that come on 334 01:02:32,620 --> 01:02:34,560 You love it. Look at that ass. Come on. 335 01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:36,220 Put it back in. Yeah, that's right. 336 01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:39,820 Put it back in. Put it back in. Put it back in. Oh, back in. 337 01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:41,060 Don't tease me. 338 01:02:41,180 --> 01:02:43,380 Oh, yeah. 339 01:02:44,780 --> 01:02:45,598 That's right. 340 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:48,300 You know I'm begging for it. Put it back in. Put it back in. Put it back in. 341 01:02:48,780 --> 01:02:49,780 Not that hole. 342 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:51,200 Not that hole. Come on. 343 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,160 No, I want it in my ass. 22974