Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:18,561
[Miranda] Previously
on "American Classic"...
2
00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,062
[Richard] I made a vow
I would restore
3
00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:23,858
this theater
to its former glory.
4
00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,735
Cut to the chase.
How much?
5
00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:28,154
Uh, it'd be $250,000 a week.
6
00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,321
For Our Town?
7
00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:31,824
I bought 212 theater seats.
8
00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:34,368
You know,
I'm casting with local actors.
9
00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:36,662
I think I have something
very nice for you.
10
00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,164
Thank you.
11
00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,290
Wanted to talk
about your payment?
12
00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,583
I promise we'll make it up
next month.
13
00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,585
And in return,
would you mind
14
00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,087
inviting Nadia and me
over for dinner?
15
00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:47,381
She's obsessed
with the actor fella.
16
00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,592
Connor, Kristen tells me
17
00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,260
that you're the savior
of the town.
18
00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:55,139
He is wanting to build a casino.
19
00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,391
[Connor] And the MFT site
might just be big enough.
20
00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,351
I got some surveying done
when I took over the loan.
21
00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:00,853
Whoa! I'm sorry--
22
00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,062
-Wait a minute.
-What the fuck?
23
00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:05,024
The theater is not for sale.
24
00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:08,569
-Kristen is an employee.
-I am not an employee!
25
00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:09,403
[Jon] Richard, come on,
you can't say that.
26
00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:10,237
How dare you.
27
00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:17,077
[cheerful music]
28
00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:20,372
[Linus] Feel free to reject
this idea entirely,
29
00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,082
but I've been thinking.
30
00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:27,545
Because the Stage Manager
exists outside the story...
31
00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:30,758
-Mm-hm.
-...and is essentially a device,
32
00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,926
what if he's a puppet?
33
00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:37,306
Confusing?
Interesting?
34
00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,892
Both.
I think it's--yeah.
35
00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:40,893
-But, uh, oh.
36
00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:41,560
-[door closes]
-Yeah.
37
00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:44,939
Good morning, my favorite man.
38
00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,400
Ah, Kristen, my love!
39
00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:51,402
-Sit. Sit.
-No, thank you.
40
00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,447
I actually, I--
I need to talk to Richard.
41
00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:57,827
Okay, I'll leave you
two lovebirds alone.
42
00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,162
Oh, boy, you're a lucky man.
43
00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,333
We'll see.
44
00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:09,170
I need you
to understand something.
45
00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:11,006
I love the MFT.
46
00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:12,633
It's my home.
47
00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,052
I would never do anything
to jeopardize its future.
48
00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,595
Well, it's interesting because--
49
00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:18,305
Okay, just--just let me--
let me finish.
50
00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:22,476
I walked into that theater
when I was a lost, unloved,
51
00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,228
extremely unhappy
15-year-old girl.
52
00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,857
Do you know what it's like
to be unloved, Richard?
53
00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,400
I don't think you do.
54
00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,652
'Cause you've been worshipped
since you were in utero.
55
00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,070
I can't remember quite
that far back.
56
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,281
That place, it saved me
57
00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:38,158
and I have given it
everything I have.
58
00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:39,743
So for you to call me
an employee--
59
00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:40,870
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
60
00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,706
Way out of line.
61
00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,292
-I beg your pardon?
-I am sorry.
62
00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,334
Wow.
63
00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:49,253
I was, you know,
64
00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,546
shouldn't have said that.
65
00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:51,422
That's stupid.
66
00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:53,966
Well...
67
00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:59,263
I can see how it might've been
a bit of a shock to find out--
68
00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,599
That the family theater had
been sold right from under--
69
00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,392
I did not sell it!
70
00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,895
I refinanced it.
71
00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,898
And if I hadn't,
we would have lost the theater.
72
00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,524
So I guess, you know,
actually,
73
00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:12,276
I didn't do anything wrong.
74
00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,862
Mm, interesting apology.
75
00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,405
Yes, I--
76
00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,866
I understand now
why you went into politics.
77
00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:22,119
Look, I want to save
the theater, too.
78
00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,537
-I might have mentioned that.
-Oh, yes, we know,
79
00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,123
with your million-dollar
Our Town.
80
00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,917
Come on, Richard,
81
00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,752
you're never gonna be able
to raise that money.
82
00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,670
There's still some phone calls
to be returned.
83
00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,505
There's some angels out there--
84
00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:34,965
-Uh-huh?
-Flapping their wings,
85
00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:36,300
trying to take off.
86
00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,636
I don't know. Yeah!
I haven't given up.
87
00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:42,264
You know what?
That's great. Have at it.
88
00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:44,308
Have at it? What?
Oh, you're saying...
89
00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,393
I'm saying go for it.
90
00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,853
I mean, we tried it my way.
Let's just try it your way.
91
00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,441
You know, and if--if--
92
00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,152
if those angels
do come up with the money,
93
00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,529
you can do Our Town
however you want.
94
00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:59,406
But if they don't,
95
00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:02,326
consider doing the play
96
00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,411
the way it was intended
to be staged.
97
00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:07,164
I just can't see it.
98
00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,248
You can't see it?
99
00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,210
-Sorry.
-Oh! Huh.
100
00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:14,254
Oh, huh! Our Town.
101
00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:17,466
By Thornton Wilder.
102
00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:22,346
"Act One.
No curtain. No scenery."
103
00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:25,933
Can you see it now?
104
00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:28,727
I've seen it 50 times like that.
105
00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:30,688
And--and--and every time
106
00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:31,939
someone does a bit of...
107
00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:37,027
...mime, I'm taken
right out of the play.
108
00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,071
Give me a horse, you know?
109
00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,864
People are carrying umbrellas
and there's no rain
110
00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,283
and people are undoing
these jars.
111
00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:49,123
Why such a strenuous
suspension of disbelief?
112
00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,500
Suspended disbelief is all
we can afford right now.
113
00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:55,546
And you can cast locals
114
00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,214
the way you told everyone
you would
115
00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,424
during your mother's eulogy.
116
00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,843
I may have overpromised.
117
00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:05,055
No, no, Richard,
you're so good with actors.
118
00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,854
What is it you want me to do?
119
00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:14,648
You--you just--
just read Mr. Webb.
120
00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:16,275
[man] Oh.
[clears throat]
121
00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:21,321
George, I was remembering
the other--
122
00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:22,781
Oh, Jesus.
What is that?
123
00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,408
"Night."
124
00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:28,120
George, I was remembering
the other night the advice--
125
00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,621
Mm--
126
00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:31,498
Oh, Jesus H. Christ.
127
00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:33,375
What's that say? "My figure"?
128
00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:35,502
-"Father."
-Father.
129
00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,546
Couldn't use a bigger font?
130
00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,882
It's like I'm reading
a goddamn pill bottle.
131
00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,800
Would, uh--
132
00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,594
Would--would
reading glasses help?
133
00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,429
Who are you, my wife?
134
00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:48,640
How many of these people
have we seen so far?
135
00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:52,352
Eighteen, 19 if you count
the "singing" dog.
136
00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:54,521
I'm beginning to doubt
that there is
137
00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:59,193
any acting talent at all
in this town.
138
00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:01,570
-Well...
-What happened to Joe Stople,
139
00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,530
the guy who played Falstaff?
140
00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:06,617
Dead. Ten years ago now.
141
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,536
-What about Muriel Pritchard?
-Yeah. She lost her job.
142
00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,789
She moved to Michigan
to live with her daughter.
143
00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,167
I thought
I'd find you both here.
144
00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,669
-Uh-huh.
-I've brought your mother.
145
00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,296
She--
146
00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,297
She's in there?
147
00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,466
In an urn. Yes.
148
00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,134
The one you picked out.
149
00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:26,887
[Richard]
Yes. Cherry wood box.
150
00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,222
See? It's two birds.
151
00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,390
One representing you
and one representing me.
152
00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:31,850
I'm guessing
you're the eagle.
153
00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,435
Yes. And you're the wren.
154
00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:39,775
It's very nice of you, Kenny,
to bring her here yourself.
155
00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:42,611
My pleasure. I love my work.
156
00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,363
It's sad, I know,
157
00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:48,033
but I get to meet people,
help them.
158
00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:50,994
It's difficult sometimes
when a young person passes,
159
00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:55,499
but mostly people live
long, happy lives.
160
00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,375
Yeah, yeah, uh--
161
00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,837
What did you just say
a moment ago about--
162
00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:00,921
you talking about young people?
163
00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:04,424
I was talking about
how much I love my work.
164
00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:05,884
No, it was something else.
165
00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:08,554
Uh, here, would you read
something for me?
166
00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,222
I'll read with you.
Here, okay?
167
00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,473
And just be yourself.
168
00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:12,516
[Kenny chuckles]
169
00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,268
You look well.
170
00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,478
Yes. Yes.
171
00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:17,938
Can't complain.
172
00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,482
Very sad our journey
today, Samuel.
173
00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:22,067
Yes.
174
00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:26,280
Yes, I always say
I hate to supervise
175
00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,198
when a young person is taken.
176
00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,701
Oh, he's the undertaker.
177
00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,871
Yes, we're not looking
for actors.
178
00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,330
We're looking for...
179
00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:38,000
Real people
who are real people.
180
00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:39,668
And you...
181
00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,336
qualified.
182
00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,297
Congratulations. The part
is yours if you want it.
183
00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,175
Richard Beam?
184
00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,636
It's Bean with an N.
185
00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,555
B-E-A-N,
like the legume.
186
00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,098
Can I get your autograph?
187
00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:55,058
Sure. Well, of course.
188
00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,477
Yes, um, excuse me.
189
00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,897
Yes. How would you like me
to make that out?
190
00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,648
Just sign your name.
191
00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,192
What exactly am I signing here?
192
00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,613
Oh, God.
193
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:10,282
-Where do you want them?
-[Richard] Oh! Huh--
194
00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,952
[councilwoman] But it's money
we don't have, Phil.
195
00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,496
[councilman] Yeah, how many
more local jobs do we lose?
196
00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,832
We can't even afford to pick up
our own trash, Kristen, my God.
197
00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:23,420
Maybe we see if CONCAP
is willing to hire a local.
198
00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,380
Now, I would really
like to move on
199
00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,217
to the next agenda item,
200
00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,760
which is a very
exciting proposal
201
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,095
from our friend Connor Boyle.
202
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,431
I'm gonna let him
walk you through it.
203
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,307
So, Connor.
204
00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,683
Thank you, Mayor.
205
00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,770
Councilmen and women.
206
00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:43,357
I hear you're talking about
rising prices and unemployment.
207
00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,816
And let me tell you this,
208
00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,485
it breaks my Irish heart.
209
00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,863
Big problems
require big solutions,
210
00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:52,824
which is why I would like
to offer you this.
211
00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,410
It is a...
212
00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,829
integrated
entertainment complex--
213
00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,957
a hotel, casino,
214
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,542
three restaurants,
stores and a theater.
215
00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:05,671
It would sit at the site
216
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,757
of The Morrison Hotel
and surrounding land.
217
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,885
It will employ 800 people
218
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:16,098
and generate over $3,000,000
in tax revenue annually
219
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:19,268
and that does not include
your cut
220
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,229
from the table games
and slots.
221
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,607
This is the wonder
you've been praying for,
222
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:29,027
and I am a believer it'll help
save this lovely town of yours.
223
00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:31,363
[teens chanting]
No, no casi-no!
224
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,657
No, no casi-no!
225
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,909
No, no casi-no!
226
00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,619
No, no casi-no!
227
00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:38,996
-No, no casi-no!
-Oh, boy.
228
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,289
[gavel banging]
229
00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,915
No, no casi-no!
230
00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,834
[chanting continues]
231
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,253
I--I just want
to make it clear,
232
00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,796
I'm not an actor.
233
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,172
I'm an obstetrician.
234
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,716
That's what I want.
235
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,592
I don't want actors.
I want real people.
236
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,678
So Dr. Gibbs
in this scene is--
237
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,138
it's the first time we meet him,
238
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,973
and he's coming back
from having delivered twins.
239
00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,517
My brother Jon
is gonna read Joe with you
240
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,978
and, um, just relax and--
241
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,396
whenever you're ready.
242
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,070
-Mornin', Doc.
-[angrily] Mornin', Joe.
243
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,324
Want your paper now?
244
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,992
Yes, I'll take it.
245
00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:21,204
Feel like he's gonna hit me.
246
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,956
Yeah. Just--
247
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,583
That was very good, Derek.
248
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,626
But for some reason,
249
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:30,088
you're--you're coming across
as slightly psychotic.
250
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:33,175
And I'm wondering why you would
make that choice for Dr. Gibbs.
251
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,469
My dad was a GP.
252
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,262
He was tired and stressed.
253
00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,598
I guess I'm doing my dad.
254
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,683
Yeah, we all are in a way.
255
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,226
But here's the thing.
256
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,020
Try it again, will you?
257
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,397
Just a simpler--
a little less angry.
258
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,024
[clears throat]
259
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,151
Okay.
260
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,570
-Mornin', Doc.
-[angrily] Mornin', Joe.
261
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,740
Want your paper now?
262
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,200
Yes, I'll take it.
263
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,868
Wait.
264
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,412
Oh, I'm doing it again,
aren't I?
265
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,623
-Yeah, a little bit.
-I'm gonna level with you.
266
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,125
My dad was an angry guy.
267
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,502
Honestly. He drank.
268
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:09,836
[Richard] I see the problem.
269
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,090
I want you to forget
about your dad, okay?
270
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,926
This is you, okay?
271
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,471
A doctor. A happy doctor.
272
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,640
Just be yourself.
273
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:25,143
Oh, okay, how--
how do I do that exactly?
274
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,436
It's--it's--
275
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,483
I was just saying
which version of me do I--?
276
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,443
Hey, hey, hey--
277
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,737
-Oh, God. Oh, God!
-It's okay, you're okay...
278
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,948
Just tell me
how you feel, Richard.
279
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,200
-It's my arm--
-I'm gonna sit you up.
280
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,952
-Okay.
-Call 911.
281
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,078
Oh...
282
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,413
I'm gonna take your pulse.
283
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,872
Just relax.
I'm sure it's nothing.
284
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,374
Just stress. Breathe.
285
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,501
Are you taking any medication?
286
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,169
No, Dr. Gibbs, I am not.
287
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,004
That was perfect.
288
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,548
You got the part.
289
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,715
What you just did.
290
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,300
That's all I need.
That was perfect.
291
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,010
-[laughing]
-Welcome aboard, okay?
292
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:00,137
Yeah. I was acting. I am--
293
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,013
My heart is fine. Really.
294
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,849
-Jesus!
-You got the part.
295
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,267
-Yes.
-Well done.
296
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,393
[laughing]
297
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:14,234
-You have children?
-Mm, not that I'm aware of.
298
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,528
[chuckles]
Wow. Well, okay.
299
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:20,407
Um, if--if you had children
that you were aware of,
300
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,492
you would know that...
301
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,120
kids feel things passionately.
302
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:28,373
I've raised her to have a point
of view and to express it.
303
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:31,877
-What can you do?
-What can you do?
304
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:32,919
That's the question.
305
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,176
We can show people
our own opinion.
306
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,927
We can--
307
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:45,807
We can show people
that casinos are fun.
308
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,435
Family friendly fun.
309
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,020
I mean, I say we--we have a--
310
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,813
We have a casino night
at the theater,
311
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:54,566
with, uh, games and drinks and--
312
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,485
wonderful food
prepared by my husband.
313
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,863
People will come and they'll
have a really good time.
314
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:02,532
What do you think?
315
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,076
Get your brother-in-law
to host.
316
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,287
My-Richard? Why?
317
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,123
He's a celebrity!
He'll be a draw, you know?
318
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,918
Tell him the proceeds
will go fund his play.
319
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:13,919
Oh, well--
320
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,006
-I can't promise.
-Yes, you can.
321
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,967
I--I can promise that
I will see what I can do.
322
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,094
Uh, one more thing.
323
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,847
-My girlfriend, Nadia...
-Yes.
324
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,557
She's got to be in that play.
325
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,189
[Russian accent]
You know, Myrtle,
326
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,566
it's been dream of life
327
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,236
to see Paris in France.
328
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,738
Ah, it is sounding crazy,
329
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,616
but for years I promise me this.
330
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:48,411
I beat bush
and tell Dr. Gibbs if I--
331
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,330
[Richard] Bup, bup.
332
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,667
The expression is that
"I beat around the bush."
333
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,962
-What did I say?
-You said "beat bush."
334
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,046
That's the same thing, no?
335
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,549
No, not the same at all.
336
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,301
In fact, do you want
to use the script?
337
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,928
No, no, no, no, no.
I know it.
338
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,846
I memorize it in head
339
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,890
because, you know,
I want the part, Mrs. Gibbs.
340
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,809
I want to be on the stage
341
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,477
and you to make me great
342
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,521
because you are greatest
American actor.
343
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,606
-All right. Yes.
-Direct me now. Go!
344
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,150
Okay, very well.
345
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,860
Remember,
you're talking to a friend.
346
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:24,990
You're confessing a secret dream
that you've had for years
347
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,701
to your very good friend,
all right?
348
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,120
So maybe a little bit,
um, softer?
349
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,162
Go ahead.
350
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,086
[quietly] I beat bush
and tell Dr. Gibbs
351
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:41,673
if I ever got legacy,
I'd make him take me.
352
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,341
[loudly] He said no!
353
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,467
No!
354
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,052
[Richard] No.
355
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:50,015
Okay, well, the first part
was definitely quieter,
356
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:54,060
but it's--it was as if you
were conspiring in some way.
357
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,438
You were plotting a murder or
something like that, you know?
358
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,399
-Good.
-No, not good.
359
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,402
-Hm.
-No, so a bit louder there.
360
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,904
And for the second part,
which was very loud,
361
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:07,991
it seems like you're just
yelling for--for no reason.
362
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,284
-Good.
-Listen.
363
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,785
You just have to believe it.
364
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,121
More important,
you have to make us,
365
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,332
the audience, believe it,
you know?
366
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,751
[sighs] That is acting.
That is acting.
367
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,336
It is making people believe
368
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,463
you are a thing
even when you are not.
369
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,590
Uh, let's just keep going, okay?
370
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:27,552
And make--make me believe, hmm?
371
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,220
[sighs]
372
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,517
[quietly] Oh, Myrtle, it is...
373
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,354
-A little bit louder.
-[louder] Sorry I mentioned...
374
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,855
-[quieter] anything...
-A little softer...
375
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,440
only it seems to me...
376
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,650
[louder] that once in life
377
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,485
-you ought to see...
-No, nah, nah...
378
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,613
a country where
they don't talk English
379
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,991
and they don't
want to even.
380
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,620
Hmm.
381
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,331
Hmm.
382
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,499
[chuckles]
383
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,042
This isn't--
384
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,335
[groans]
385
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,420
Please, just give her
something small.
386
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,756
A child. An animal.
387
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,217
No, there's a horse,
but we already cast it.
388
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,677
I thought you wanted
to use the people
389
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,970
of our town in Our Town.
390
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,473
Yes. The local talent.
391
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,100
She doesn't qualify for that.
392
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,976
Can't you just--
393
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,312
How bad can she be?
394
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,939
Come here.
395
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,400
She was the last audition
of the day.
396
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,736
[clears throat]
So it's right here.
397
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:30,865
Oh, Myrtle,
it is dream of life
398
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,159
to see Paris in France.
399
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:37,247
Oh, it is sounding crazy!
[laughing]
400
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,625
But for years
I promised me this,
401
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,043
-I beat both--
-[keyboard clicks]
402
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,255
-Uh...
-Yeah, she's raw.
403
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,465
Oh, my God,
is she flirting with you?
404
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:48,925
I wouldn't hold that
against her.
405
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,802
That's the least
of her problems.
406
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,972
Just--just please.
407
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:54,931
Just think about it.
408
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,474
I can't...
409
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,226
not think about it.
410
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,895
You agreed to work with me
411
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,230
to save the theater
in the town, remember?
412
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,606
Yes, of course.
413
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,733
I'm organizing
an event at the theater,
414
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:06,984
a casino night.
415
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,654
The proceeds will go
to your play.
416
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:12,615
Boyle would like you to emcee,
417
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,117
maybe sing a song.
418
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,911
Everybody loves
to hear you sing.
419
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,789
I am not performing monkey.
420
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,958
Oh, just fuck off!
421
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:26,296
I worked so hard
to keep this town alive.
422
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,591
I have literally--I have
unclogged sewers in the rain
423
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,384
with my bare hands.
424
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:35,054
All I'm asking you to do
is just put on a tux and smile!
425
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,476
My God. Just do it!
426
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,146
Please, just do it for me.
427
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,192
All right.
On one condition.
428
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,277
If I'm going to demean myself,
429
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,947
you have to demean yourself
right along with me.
430
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,199
Okay, what does that mean?
431
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,700
That means you have
to sing a song.
432
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,869
No, no, no, no, no.
I--I do not sing.
433
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,829
We'll sing a duet, okay?
434
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,372
-Why?
-Why?
435
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,416
Well, it'll prove to me
436
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,920
that we are, in fact,
working together.
437
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,506
You and me.
438
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,258
It'll be fun.
439
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,596
I don't see why you
have to decide not to go
440
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:19,057
to agricultural school
right now.
441
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,391
It's a whole year away.
442
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,604
Listen, Emily.
443
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:30,985
I think that once you've found
a person you're very fond of,
444
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,864
I mean a person
who's fond of you, too,
445
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,325
and likes you enough to be
interested in your character,
446
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,454
I think that's just as
important as going to college.
447
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,123
Even more so.
448
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,044
That's what I think.
449
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,965
How'd you do that?
450
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:58,555
Emily is Miranda, right?
451
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,890
So I--I pretended like
I was talking to her.
452
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,394
I mean, your uncle was crying.
453
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,312
Like I made him cry.
454
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,231
I don't think
I made an adult cry
455
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,941
without, like, dropping
something on them
456
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:10,817
or something like that.
457
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,820
That's good, right?
I mean...
458
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,406
We could be
in the play together now.
459
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,658
Yeah. Yeah. No, sorry.
460
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,618
I'm--I'm really happy.
461
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:21,786
It's just--
462
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:24,581
Okay, don't freak out.
463
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,251
-Okay.
-It came today.
464
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,969
Holy shit,
you got into Penn!
465
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,596
-You got in!
-Shh!
466
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,597
[quietly ]I--I told you
you'd get into--
467
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,931
I'm not going.
468
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,308
But I thought
that we were going.
469
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,351
No, I said I'm not going.
470
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,769
Do not tell my mom, okay?
471
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,022
Yeah, sure.
472
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,737
[Heath] ♪ With friends
and fame and money ♪
473
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,906
♪ Funny I believe ♪
474
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,490
♪ That I really... ♪
475
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,992
How can you get
any work done here?
476
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,744
What?
477
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,371
How can you get
any work done?
478
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,583
Oh, I just--I like
working in the theater.
479
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,793
But Nunsense?
480
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,921
♪ Something more ♪
481
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,505
It's actually growing on me.
482
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,174
I mean, it's catchy.
483
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,800
I mean, I like the--
I like the blending
484
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,928
of Jewish jokes
and Catholics jokes.
485
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,263
And what's that guy's name?
486
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,057
-Heath.
-Heath?
487
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,934
Yeah. I've hung out with him.
488
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,519
-Yeah?
-He's hot.
489
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,063
Yeah. That he is. Yes.
490
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,981
And, I mean, he's good.
491
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,775
-He stands out.
-Yeah, yeah.
492
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,610
He reminds me of a young me.
493
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,737
He's got the charisma
and the...
494
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,781
stage presence.
495
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,574
♪ That's when you
fill in the blanks ♪
496
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,953
Can you see him
as a possible George?
497
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,955
I thought you were thinking
of Randall for George.
498
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,123
I am, I am, but I mean,
499
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,125
Randall's young and innocent
500
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:54,587
and gangly and he's madly
in love with you, clearly.
501
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,964
This guy's got--
502
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,840
He's got of a thing, you know?
503
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,051
♪ I've never known
I'd love like this before ♪
504
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,011
♪ I've never known before ♪
505
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,806
♪ I love that I knew ♪
506
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,724
[people chattering]
507
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,310
[piano playing]
508
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,521
[jazz playing]
509
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,202
Hello, everybody,
510
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:30,164
and welcome
to Casino Night at the MFT.
511
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,667
[cheering and applause]
512
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,377
A chance for all of us
513
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,462
to indulge those
wonderful vices
514
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,548
that we're not allowed
to indulge most of the time,
515
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,342
gambling and drinking.
516
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:42,802
[applause and laughing]
517
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,846
Remember, all the proceeds
for this evening
518
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:49,017
go to our next production
at MFT of Our Town,
519
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,185
which is going to be
starring...
520
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,854
our town!
521
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,439
[crowd laughing]
522
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,524
So the more you lose,
523
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,693
the better our production
will look.
524
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,236
[laughing]
525
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,821
We owe it all to our friend,
526
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,699
our visionary Mr. Connor Boyle.
527
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,576
[applause]
528
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,579
So bet, bet, bet.
529
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,206
Roll, roll, roll,
530
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,083
spin, spin, spin
531
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,877
and have fun!
532
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,253
[crowd cheering]
533
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,880
[jazz resumes]
534
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,675
Perky enough for you?
535
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,636
Well, it's a little
passive-aggressive, but--
536
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,972
Do me a favor.
Pass these around.
537
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,349
I want to hit the craps table
before the dice get cold.
538
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:31,809
-Uh--
-Thanks!
539
00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,269
He's excited, isn't he?
540
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,645
What the hell?
541
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,272
Okay, you look like
you've never held a tray
542
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,648
of hors d'oeuvres in your life.
543
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,525
-I haven't.
-All right, do that.
544
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,568
-What do I do with them?
-Leave them there.
545
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:41,611
You give them to people.
546
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,279
[jazz playing]
547
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,614
Oh, whoa!
548
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,866
[crowd cheering]
549
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,534
Pay the line!
Pay the line!
550
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:49,827
I'm making the dice dance!
551
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,163
Richard.
552
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,916
Hi.
553
00:22:54,999 --> 00:23:00,004
Uh, Johnny Depp is basing
Edward Scissorshand on dog.
554
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:01,923
I'm sorry. What?
555
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,967
Johnny Depp has a little dog
and he's saying
556
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:08,179
he's basing Edward Scissorhand
character on this dog.
557
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:10,681
Now, I have cat, Chunky Lorna.
558
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:13,184
She has always a secret.
559
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,103
She has only one eye.
560
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,105
And I'm thinking to myself,
561
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:20,566
what if my character,
Ms. Gibbs--
562
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:24,362
what if she is based on cat?
563
00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,114
Wouldn't that be great?
564
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:30,493
Now listen, I haven't made
any final decisions on casting.
565
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:34,872
There's a lot involved in
casting more than just talent.
566
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:39,710
There's sensibility
and temperament and...
567
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:42,380
height, accent,
and things like that.
568
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:43,756
Uh, oh!
569
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,177
I'm needed.
I have to emcee.
570
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,762
-Excuse me.
-Yes.
571
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:53,474
[jazz playing]
572
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,154
And now for a special treat,
ladies and gentlemen,
573
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,822
there's a certain lady
in the house
574
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,615
who is going to recreate a song
575
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:12,869
she sang on this very stage
many, many years ago
576
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,495
when she was just
a girl in the chorus.
577
00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:15,955
Ladies and gentlemen,
578
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:20,001
I give you Mayor Kristen Bean.
579
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,253
-[piano playing]
-[applause]
580
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,506
[cheering]
581
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:27,508
[piano playing]
582
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:32,805
[quietly] I thought this
was supposed to be a duet.
583
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,557
She's a little shy,
ladies and gentlemen.
584
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,601
Let's show her
a little love, shall we?
585
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,352
[cheering]
586
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:42,648
-I hate you.
-I know.
587
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:46,485
[seductive music playing]
588
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:50,823
♪ The minute you walked
in the joint ♪
589
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:54,577
♪ I could see you were
a man of distinction ♪
590
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,579
♪ A real big spender ♪
591
00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:00,333
♪ Good looking, so refined ♪
592
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,335
[applause]
593
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:06,714
♪ Wouldn't you like to know
what's going on in my mind? ♪
594
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:10,092
♪ Let me get right
to the point ♪
595
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:16,474
♪ I don't pop my cork
for every guy I see ♪
596
00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,143
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
597
00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:20,353
Whoo!
598
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:21,896
[guests laughing]
599
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:23,064
♪ Spend ♪
600
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:27,360
♪ A little time with me ♪
601
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,695
[applause]
602
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:33,574
♪ Do you want to have fun,
fun, fun? ♪
603
00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:35,284
[audience laughing]
604
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:40,039
♪ How's about a few laughs,
laughs, laughs? ♪
605
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:43,793
♪ I can show you a good time ♪
606
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,295
[guests laughing]
607
00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,714
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
608
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:51,008
[guests]
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
609
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:53,261
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
610
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:56,097
[guests]
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
611
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,683
♪ Spend ♪
612
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,935
♪ A little time with ♪
613
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,229
-[blows dice]
-♪ Me ♪
614
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:07,608
-[music ends]
-[cheering]
615
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,694
-The mayor killed it.
-[cheering, whistling]
616
00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:14,824
I've said this before.
617
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,993
You are an artist and you need
your own restaurant.
618
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,536
That's easier said than done.
619
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:22,623
Hey, you come to see me
and I will make this happen.
620
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,917
-Really?
-Really.
621
00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:27,086
[jazz playing]
622
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,880
Here she is now.
623
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:34,969
So, what happened to "I insist
we be demeaned together"?
624
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,888
-Oh, did I say that?
-Hm. Mm-hm.
625
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:40,766
Like, I don't know,
in the moment, it just--
626
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:43,352
I don't know, I thought it
would be better for you to be,
627
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,604
you know, demeaned
all by yourself
628
00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:47,273
as a kind of confidence-builder.
629
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,400
But you killed it, okay?
630
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:50,943
You crushed it.
631
00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:54,572
So, hats off to you...
632
00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,157
Madam Mayor.
633
00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,785
It didn't completely suck,
did it?
634
00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:01,329
-[chuckles]
-No.
635
00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:05,666
No. No.
636
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,752
Richard, I do roulette.
You be my Bond girl.
637
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:08,961
Come. This way.
638
00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:12,715
I need your good luck.
639
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,592
-[Richard] Good luck?
-[Nadia] Yes.
640
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:16,677
[guests chattering]
641
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:18,971
[jazz playing]
642
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,153
Ooh!
643
00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:38,824
What--
What are you doing here?
644
00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:41,285
I spoke to Nadia.
645
00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:42,286
This--
646
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:46,957
Nadia is interested in acting.
647
00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,417
She's not interested in me.
648
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,294
She said you didn't
cast her in Our Town.
649
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,880
Why not?
650
00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:57,510
Well, she's--she falls short
in--in--in certain areas.
651
00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,763
-We're looking for--
-Look...
652
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,432
do you understand
how hard a man's life can be
653
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:04,975
when his girlfriend
is not happy?
654
00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,560
-Yes, I do.
-Yeah.
655
00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,145
It's a--a special
kind of hell.
656
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:10,356
No, I know.
657
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,982
I used to date Kristen.
658
00:28:12,066 --> 00:28:13,859
-You did?
-Uh...
659
00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:16,237
Wow. Your brother's wife?
660
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,697
Before they were married,
obviously.
661
00:28:18,781 --> 00:28:21,450
So yeah, she was very unhappy.
662
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:24,328
But Kristen isn't Russian.
663
00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:25,955
Hm?
664
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:29,333
The Russians have a very
profound understanding of misery
665
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,460
and how to inflict it
on other people.
666
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,505
[quietly]
Just give her the fucking part.
667
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:36,090
I mean, how bad can she be?
668
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:37,466
Uh...
669
00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:45,516
[muttering]
670
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:51,730
[Nadia] Now, Myrtle,
I gotta tell you something.
671
00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:54,984
Because if I don't tell
somebody, I'll burst!
672
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:58,070
One of those secondhand
furniture men from Boston
673
00:28:58,154 --> 00:28:59,989
came to see me last
[loudly] Friday!
674
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,115
First, I thought--
675
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,910
-How much?
-How much what?
676
00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:08,998
How much would it cost to,
uh, put her into the show?
677
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,376
Connor, this isn't
a transaction.
678
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,336
We're talking about
an artistic endeavor.
679
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,131
Well, you're two months behind
in your loan payment
680
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,133
and you're currently
on a payment holiday,
681
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:21,177
which I'm willing to extend
until after you open.
682
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,095
And you're gonna have to...
683
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:26,640
renovate and buy props
and paint and other...
684
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:28,225
arty shite, so...
685
00:29:29,894 --> 00:29:30,769
write down a number.
686
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,274
All right.
687
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,280
[pen clicks]
688
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,704
Fuck me. That's a big number.
689
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,247
You saw the video.
690
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:53,584
Done.
691
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:57,546
Really?
692
00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:03,677
Oh, uh--
693
00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:05,179
How do we deal with this?
694
00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:09,558
Just make out a check
with that number on it
695
00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:11,602
and everybody will be happy.
696
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,314
And also you could
help me out if--
697
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:18,025
I need a place to store
200 theater seats.
698
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:21,403
I've got three empty spaces
on Main Street.
699
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:24,907
Yeah. It's a wee dawdle.
700
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:29,119
Oh, and can we just keep this
between the two of us?
701
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,205
Abso-fucking-lutely.
702
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,709
Thanks.
703
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,759
Ooh, hee, hee--
704
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,177
[chuckling]
705
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:52,476
[upbeat jazz playing]
48895
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof