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Yeah Yeah,

just come hang out from that I

don't know if I like really feel like going full

on today

I'm just hanging out and playing video games or something.

All right.

What? I mean, I don't know. It's been going a little bit. Hold on. My stomach

feels a little weird.

Did you eat something?

Uh, yeah. I ate some, like, Chinese food from, like, a couple days ago.

Told you.

Never go in there again.

So, what are you going to eat, man?

I didn't see you since like last week.

Yeah, I just went and talked to a girl yesterday.

Yeah, you smashed?

Uh, nah, nah, she was a little pricky like that.

Jimmy, I bet you'd be fucking smashing plus. You don't talk about it.

You know what I mean? You're just like a dude, like, you don't, like, I just

feel like, I just feel like you're, like, just, like, low -key about it, but

you're secretly.

I try.

I try my best.

Yeah, I don't know, man.

I don't know what's... Bro, why do you... Bro, why do you always wear a

dude? I like it.

I don't know.

Like, I'm only, like, a couple months in here. It's, like, always, like... It's,

like, getting hot outside, dude.

I know.

It is hot.

Do you not like it?

No, I don't care what you wear, dude. I mean, like, I'm just saying it's just...

Oh.

It's a little weird.

The girls like it.

Yeah, because you're like... Yeah,

that's true.

Bro, we gotta get you, like, in the gym, dude. I start working out, dude.

Yeah. You're, like, kind of scrawny, bro, to be honest. You know what I mean?

Like, you're really, like, you could, like, and you're kind of, like, short,

which is, like, it's not, like, when working out, it's not that bad, because,

like, you can get bigger.

Yeah. It's easier. Like, when you're a tall guy, it's, like, it's hard to build

as much muscle.

but like i got i'm gonna watch it from like youtube videos why can't my teacher

watch this yeah i'd be i'd be down all right cool maybe

next couple days we could hit the gym what is it oh

what the why are you you paint your nails dude nah nah a uh that girl from

other day she she wanted to she made me go get my nails done

What? I don't know. She wanted to.

It's like a joke kind of thing? Yeah.

I don't know. I was just trying to... Are you in this one? Dude, you're in

weird shit, huh?

No, no.

She was pretty, man. Bro, you can tell me. No, she was just pretty, man.

Alright, dude.

That's kind of... Alright,

I'm just... You don't got bitches.

Not at the moment.

But...

I, well, dude, I, like, I kind of almost hooked up with a chick actually fucking

the other day.

How'd it go?

Not good.

What happened?

Tell me.

No, I just didn't, like, you know, it's like, we were talking, you know, like,

off Instagram and she, like, came over and then, it's just a, you know, we just

kind of weren't, like, vibing, you know?

You chicken out? What happened?

Oh, like... Ah, it was dumb. She just left, you know what I mean?

She just left?

It's not, it's not, it just didn't, like, you know, sometimes, like, it's

chicken, like, she's not... Don't worry about it.

Let's go, let's fucking go do something or whatever.

Alright.

Oh, okay.

He said my dick looked weird.

And then...

like i was i told her like my dick does not look weird though it's like

she just said it was like i wasn't even like hard yet i think she thought it was

like like i was just like like nervous or something you know what i mean yeah

i'm sure you're fine there's always other girls

Yeah, right? I mean, like, who cares about... Don't let it get to you,

Yeah, no, I don't care. She wasn't even that hot, to be honest.

Yeah, don't talk to ugly bitches, man.

You can do better.

Yeah.

Hey, man, like, low -key, like... What's up?

Could you look at it?

Like, no ditty, like, no... I'm not trying to be, like, a gay shit or

but, like... Could you, like...

I don't hear what I'm trying to tell you, but you're cool.

Totally. I mean, yeah.

No problem.

Okay, you're not going to laugh or anything?

No.

Dude,

don't tell anybody about this show.

I'll beat your ass.

I'm bigger than you, dude. I know.

If you're cool with it.

I'm not trying to... No, I got you. No problem.

Okay.

You swear?

Yeah. Okay.

What do you think?

Looks normal to me.

Looks like... Like, it's small right now, right? I mean, but it's like, I'm

like, I'm not hard.

You're fine.

She's fine.

Don't, don't, like, if you think it looks weird or something, like, is it my

balls? No, I mean, they all look good.

She's crazy, right?

Yeah, bitches are crazy.

It's just like, it's a grower, not a filler.

I like that too.

Yeah.

All right, man. I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem.

Hey, can you just like show me yours, dude? Because I just feel like it's like

would be weird.

It's like kind of weird. Like I just not no, no, you know, no homo, man. Like,

like just to be like fair, you know what I mean? Feeling a little gay, man. I

don't know. It's not. No, it's not gay. Just like.

just feels like we both as friends like it feels like equal you know what i mean

um i don't know i just i don't know if today's the day

just just chill with me for a second bro just feels like it's not like i can't

like just no dude come on just come on i can't i can't come on dude just no do

it come on i'm not like gonna touch it or anything dude dude Dude, dude,

seriously, chill out. Stop.

Bro, I need, dude, you got to show me your cock, dude, right now, or we're

to have a major problem, bro. I showed you my cock, dude, in confidence, and I

just think you're not being cool at all by, like, being weird about this, dude.

Okay. Just show me your dick, dude, for a second, bro.

Okay.

Go off on them. They're going.

Here.

Bro, you got your underwear on still, dude.

I know.

Let me see your dick, dude.

Dude, dude, dude, dude.

Bro, what happened to your car, dude?

I don't have one.

What the fuck?

What happened to it?

Um... Wait.

wait you're dude that's a pussy man yeah you're a girl yeah bro what

the bro

you're

a girl dude you've been lying to me i haven't been lying no i just we met

and i just i like being friends i like being homies i don't know

how i always am wait bro

wait you like tape over your

like boobs dude dude i don't know why i just

i'm i feel comfy like this i don't know dude that's like kind of crazy man do

you what were you gonna like tell me about that i don't know i didn't i like

i like being friends like this like treated like one of the brothers you

what yeah i mean i guess if i just knew you were a girl i would like

yeah yeah do you bro

let me do you want me to go no that's all right

wait can i see your pussy though

Well, yeah, I mean... Y 'all used to, like... You sound like Hanukkah.

Uh, yeah. That's all right.

Here.

What?

Oh, it's really nice.

Here?

Wait.

Can you take this off?

Should I?

Two homies.

Wait, stand that back up.

Hello? Yeah.

Turn around.

Damn, Jimmy, you're actually kind of like hot as hell, dude.

I am.

You got like a nice ass.

Sorry.

Thanks.

Okay.

wait jimmy's not your like real name probably no no it's juniper oh you

can still call me jimmy if you want whatever you want okay

i mean i'm cool with still being my friends yeah me too i i like you

you're cool thanks man oh i'm

sorry

I just think we could, like, hang out, like, later or something.

I mean, I'm still down to hang out a little bit if you want.

Yeah, bro, if we... I mean, I'm going to be, like, jerking off right now, to be

honest.

I mean, I don't mind.

Wait, you, like... You, like, you don't kiss, like, girls?

No, like, I would... I like art, too.

Really? Yeah, really.

That's crazy, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Do you want to, like, do some stuff, like, as just pros or

whatever?

Sure, yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

Is that okay?

Yeah. Feels great.

You do have a nice dick.

Can I suck it? Yeah.

Have you ever gotten blown by one of your homies?

No.

Dude, you suck tech really good.

That's good.

I try.

Feel good?

Yeah.

Fuck.

You like your balls played with?

Yeah.

Yeah, my dick's not weird, right?

No, you have a really nice dick.

Thank you. Oh, shit's fire.

Mm -hmm.

Do you want to fuck?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

shit, bro. This is crazy.

Oh, my God.

Shit.

This is not what I expected.

What do you think?

Good pussy?

Yes.

Yeah, I'm really good at this.

Yeah.

You can use it.

Fuck, you're really good at that.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

That was just so good.

Shut up.

Goddamn.

Well...

Get a little busy.

You're good.

There.