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Damn, I hate this shit.

Hate what?

Our parents fucking make them, you know, squirt through all their stupid -ass

stuff with my substance here. Like, what?

Oh, God.

I could be looking at Hot Girls on Team Steve and, like...

Why do they have a thermometer in their office?

I don't think that's true.

I think it's his face.

Okay,

whatever it is, Beth. In a chart, like... That's kind of scary.

Did a picture come together to hang up on the wall?

That's happened to a lot of parents.

Yeah.

Yeah, my stepdad... And they have plants inside, like...

Why do they have a fake book in the office?

They're funny, weirdo.

I hate this shit.

Okay, well, you know, Oliver and Hayley are coming over, so... Are they gonna

help? I hope so.

So, I mean...

If they get here, maybe we can get out of here sooner and do something.

I don't know.

Oh, but, yeah.

And you know, maybe it'd be a little less annoying this time.

Maybe.

Okay.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'd say maybe like a few minutes.

Something like that.

I know what that means.

You can't fucking forever.

Yeah, like nine hours later.

Oh,

can you? Can you balance that? Oh, maybe.

Oh, oh, oh, the talent.

I'm going to do that on an ounce show.

Oh, my God. Bounce the plant on my head. Oh, you're going to get it.

Yeah, they're gonna fucking love that.

You gotta do it. Hell yeah.

So, what... So, isn't that a thermometer?

No. Are they some, like, cool headphones?

Yeah. Where's the music?

I think you put the phone over to this.

Wait, do that again.

Do it again.

A few minutes?

Yeah.

Come in.

Hey. Hey.

Yeah, what's up? What's going on?

Not much.

We don't do it in here.

Not why.

You know what a fucking step to have Robert?

Yeah. He's making us clean his fucking office.

Are you kidding me? Why?

He said we have to do it before we go out.

Yeah, my mom's been an annoying bitch about it again.

Really? Yeah. Well,

where are they at right now?

I don't know.

You know, they didn't prepare for a week. And they made you prepare all

Yeah.

We just don't want to be parents anymore.

We're kind of like, fuck the two or whatever.

Yeah,

but we can go.

What do they

need that for?

You knew what it was the entire time?

Yeah.

It was fun, though.

Yeah.

Whatever.

Yeah, Robert's a fucking weirdo.

He is? Yeah.

I think he used it, though.

What are you doing?

I don't think you're doing it right. I don't know.

Okay,

so we can probably do this part. Yeah, let's do it.

Okay.

Or something.

This one.

Why is there a hole in somebody?

It looks weird.

It's a vagina.

No, don't say that.

Wait, wait. That is not a vagina. You haven't seen that before?

No.

It's a vagina.

Gross. No, I just don't want you to hear my face with your face up like that.

Well, that's what it is.

And now you've finally seen one.

Have you ever seen one?

It looks weird.

It does not look weird. Look at it.

It has like three holes in it.

It does not have three holes in it.

What? One, two, three. That's three.

That's not a hole.

What is that? A button?

Pretty much.

Okay.

That's the clip.

The click?

The click?

No!

It's the click.

This part kind of makes sense.

Like this?

No! Not exactly.

Okay.

Okay. So you guys really don't know what that does?

We called it click.

It's not a click.

It's a click.

Oh, it's a tea.

Oh.

Okay, so what is that?

It feels really good when you touch it. At least that's what I realized about

mine.

Have you?

Yeah.

You're my sister. I don't want to hear it.

Look, there's this other one with like a paper towel.

Really? Yeah.

Why is there a paper towel?

I don't know.

I'm looking.

I'm trying to get to the page.

Oh, why is it?

It was sticky.

What the

fuck is that? That looks scary.

I have no idea.

What am I looking at? I think that's the penis.

Oh, my God. Oh, man.

Yeah. That doesn't look like mine.

What? Why does it look like mine? What?

A penis is... Is that a type of word?

No, but I have.

Like... Like... Like, different from ours?

Yeah. That's what I pee out of.

I've never... I don't think I've... No, I've never seen one.

Yeah, that's a penis.

Oh my gosh, everything.

But they don't all, mine doesn't look like that. I don't know why it looks

that. That's a weird looking penis.

Is yours as small as that too?

No.

No, it's definitely bigger than that. And I don't know what all that.

It's big.

It's big.

No, I'm sure.

They're all bigger.

Don't ask me that, my sister.

It's probably that thing, huh?

Don't ask me that.

And I have hair. I don't have hair on mine.

Yours doesn't have hair?

No.

I don't believe you guys.

Well, I've never seen one before.

No, I don't either.

Well...

You really haven't seen one before?

Yeah.

I mean, you guys have never seen a vagina before. You've never seen a penis

before. Okay, well, I'm too focused on school and growing plants.

Responsibility. I want to see one.

Like, for real.

Okay, then look one up on the internet.

No, like, I want to see one in person.

Okay,

then just, like... So show me yours.

No. Oh, no.

That's weird.

That's not weird.

That's not weird. My sister's in the room. Okay, but, like, I'm not your

Okay, but, like... It's for silence.

Come on. I feel like... And then he can show me his.

Yeah.

It's not weird. No, that's kind of weird. Two guys in the same room.

We're just out. Come on.

I can't do that to my buddy.

He can look away.

I'll look at his, and I'll make it yours. Yeah, so look at his, and I'll

yours.

Okay,

well, if we show you ours, will you show us yours?

Okay, that's a little weird. I don't want to say my sister is just dying.

You guys have never seen one in person?

No.

Okay, fine.

But... I'll look at yours, and you can look at mine, but I'm not looking at

yours. That would be weird. I'm my brother.

I'm not facing you.

No.

Turn around a little here.

Okay, turn around then. You're facing me right now.

Yeah.

You... Yeah, back to back.

Alright, I'm ready.

Hold on. Come on, just show me. I want to see it.

One, two,

three. Oh my god.

Wow, why does it look like that?

I don't know. It's like part mushroom or something.

It looks like a mushroom. Is it going to bite me?

No. What is...

Well, it's a lot bigger than in the picture.

Yeah, a lot.

I told you.

Is his bigger than the picture, Coco?

His dad's a lot bigger. You see, I don't have hair.

Oh, my God, you were right.

Wow, why does he have hair in the picture?

It's super, like, squishy and soft.

But why does it feel like that? I don't know.

That's just my anatomy, I guess.

Oh my god.

That's crazy.

And what is this?

Are you trying to look inside?

No, what is that? I don't know.

I think they hold my key.

Yeah, they definitely do.

What? Oh my god.

But it looks like you really have to pee.

Yes, I do.

I don't have to.

Oh my god.

And it's as big as, it's like the size of my hand.

Yeah. Wow.

And it's kind of fun to play with. It's kind of like growing.

I mean, you're kind of like pulling on it. What's going to happen?

Really? What does it mean when it grows?

I don't know.

It just means my penis is like part rock. It gets harder.

Coco, you should smell it.

Oh, it does. Smell it. I dare you.

Okay.

What does it smell like?

It smells like soap.

What? Yeah.

Wait, Michelle.

Where is that stethoscope thing that your parents have?

Oh, right here.

Wait, can I see it? I want to try something.

Yeah.

What are you going to do to it?

I just want to see something.

What are you doing with that?

I don't hear anything.

Well, it doesn't talk.

Hmm. I don't think this thing works.

So, okay, I showed you now. Can I see yours?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This has been going on for a long time. Should we?

I mean, we did promise we would show an hour.

That's true.

Come on, it was just a joke.

No, it was just a prank. We're not actually going to show you.

But you told us your myth today.

You would show us.

Well, what are you going to do?

I mean, it's not weird. Yeah, sure, it's fine.

Yeah, we're just here.

It's not weird.

We did.

I mean, we did.

We did.

We did. Maybe we did too.

Fine.

Fine.

Yeah, don't be pussy.

But, but, Oliver, you're my brother. You can't look. I won't.

I won't. Weird enough.

I won't. Yeah, you better not fucking look at mine.

I'm not. You're my future.

Yeah, don't make it weird.

Yeah,

I'm looking at her.

Can't look, Oliver.

I'm not, I'm not. Don't look at me like

that.

I didn't know what it looked like.

Sorry.

Okay, fine.

Don't make it weird.

It's for science.

Yeah, for health.

Wow. Whoa.

Well, doesn't it look like the picture?

That's a vagina?

Don't make it weird.

I'm not. I'm trying to get a better look.

I need to open it up. What?

Yeah, it's open on the picture.

Yeah. It's the only way to, like, see everything.

Oh, I don't know.

Okay. Ah!

Whoa. That feels so weird.

It looks so juicy.

What?

What?

It's, like, kind of wet.

You know what's not weirdo? Yeah, it is. I see it.

Okay, well.

Get a better look.

Where do we start?

The bottom, I guess?

The bottom. Okay.

Okay.

Let's see the labia then.

Did you guys see Haki?

The labia. It's defined.

Okay.

I think you keep going.

I think that.

Oh, the clit?

Yeah.

What did that do?

It feels good when you touch it.

Why are you looking at it like that?

Because I'm trying to get a better look from the picture. It's not, yeah.

Do you see where it is?

Right here.

I was just trying to figure it out. That's rubber.

You're weird.

No, I'm not. No, it's not weird at all. It's science.

It can't be weird.

So it's right there.

Yeah, look at the little... Yeah.

I never did this before. Oh, my God.

You're touching it like that?

I feel like I'm at the...

Hey, Oliver, what's this thing right here? Hey! Don't be weird!

It's so gross! You're my brother!

You're right. I was just asking for help.

You need a lot more help than you can give.

It's, like, juicy.

Yeah?

Is that... He's a pervert.

Haven't you had a good enough look yet? The orifice of vagina.

That's what that is.

Hmm.

What? What are you doing?

I'm just getting it.

I'm just expecting it.

Oh my god, did you lick it? Did you just lick my sister's pussy, bro?

She smelled mine.

Don't lie.

You could have smelled it, not licked it.

Close, though.

Mom, that's my sister.

Dude, you've got to try it.

It's pretty good.

You should let him do it. It actually feels really good.

Can I try?

Okay, fine.

Just once, though.

One time.

Just this once. Get it over with.

Okay.

How was that?

It did feel kind of good.

Kind of?

Mm -hmm.

You're right.

Okay, so you just wanted me to lick it once?

I mean, you can keep going.

Yeah, but maybe just this one time you can lick it. You can lick it some more.

Okay.

I'm not really good at math, so I don't really know what more is, but I'll try.

Pretty good.

You gotta try.

God. Am I doing it right?

I think so.

Okay. Yeah. Like, maybe a little bit faster.

Okay.

Oh, wow. It does feel good.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Is there anything I should do differently?

No, I love it. It feels good.

Is that right?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

This is so crazy. Should I, like, hug her or anything?

Just do what you're doing. It feels good. It feels good.

Okay.

You know, Coco, this tastes better than our family's Thanksgiving last year.

Really? Oh, my God. You're making it weird.

No, I'm just saying it tastes really good.

Okay. And you know Robert can cook.

That's a really good compliment.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe your brother is licking my pussy.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe our brothers were doing this.

I know.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Oh, my God. I can't believe they're doing this.

I know.

Should we start?

No. But I like it.

Me too.

Oh my god!

if you did it to us.

What? We're not doing that. Why?

It's kind of like, you know, I've had ear vacuum powers. Yeah, exactly.

But I've never done that before.

Maybe it'll feel really good for us. I don't know.

Good for you guys.

It makes sense.

Okay.

I mean, I guess it's only fair.

I don't want to put these shoes on and take my off.

I mean, we're inside. Probably shouldn't have our shoes on anyway.

If I can, I'm going to take off my shoes.

Okay.

Oh, the rain.

Did you just look at... Oh, don't look. Is that...

It is a lot harder than earlier.

How did that happen?

Am I doing this right?

Yeah. Wow. It's a lot harder.

And bigger.

Are you ready?

Okay. On a count of three.

One.

What's it taste like?

Like, nothing.

Nothing?

Like, skin.

Oh, okay.

What does his taste like, Coco?

It tastes like skin, too.

It's crazy.

Is it supposed to taste different?

Maybe try and taste the whole thing.

Like put it all in my mouth?

Yeah, something like that.

Should I try that too?

I don't know.

That's not my mouth.

Wow.

I don't know if I can put that one down my throat.

I know, it actually fits in my mouth.

That's crazy.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

You're a good learner, Haley.

What's my sister's mouth feel like? It's so soft.

Really? You're making it so weird.

I'm kind of curious. No, don't look.

That's my sister's mouth.

Yeah,

it feels pretty good.

Wow, I can't believe I can actually do this. It feels good?

Yeah.

Yeah, and just like, you know, stroke it while you do it. Mm -hmm.

Like this?

Yeah. You've got the hang of it.

Coco, you've never done this before.

I've never done this. This is my first time.

It feels good in my mouth.

You're kind of an athlete.

Haley, look at this.

Oh, you're touching my dick.

I could do that.

Oh, what

the fuck?

What? Why are you touching my dick? You're my sister.

I wasn't. I was touching her cheek.

And that was my dick inside your friend's cheek.

Am I doing it right? Does it feel good?

Yeah.

You can go down on it farther, though, with your mouth.

Like this?

Yeah.

Wow. I can't believe it.

It's so big, it fits in my mouth.

This is so cool.

I heard one of these.

I

want

to

compare them.

You're looking at my dick.

It's for science.

No, don't look at my dick.

And I'm not getting that close. You guys aren't brothers. You're just our

brothers. Yeah, I know. Come on.

No, that's so weird.

Come here.

Come on.

And you're still looking at mine.

It's for science. We talked about this.

Come on. We want to see what your dicks look like next to each other.

That's right.

No, not getting any closer.

What happens if they... Oh, my God.

I

wonder

if, like, we should, like, you know, go further with this. Like, all the

way. And, like...

Yeah.

But you can't try anything.

No funny business. You're my brother.

Okay.

So, dad,

I guess we'll do this.

But don't tell mom or dad, guys. You better not.

anything? Yeah.

To dad either.

Or mom.

I would.

He's gonna tell Robert I don't even like talking to him.

Well, here we go.

Catch up?

Yeah, you're gonna push it.

How do you want to do this? How do we do this?

I don't know.

Have you guys done this before?

I'm trying to think of a video I've watched before.

All right. Well.

You're good. Do it. Do 69 first.

Yeah.

A position?

Yeah, you can get on your back.

Like this?

Yeah, a little bit, yeah.

Okay. And then you get over top of her with your ass facing me.

Okay.

Wow, I can't believe I'm doing that.

Okay.

Am I close?

Yeah.

Pretty much.

Okay.

Wow.

And then I think I put it in the hole.

Oh, my God, but that's my brother.

Yeah, it's okay. Just, like, don't think about it.

I know my brother is way better than my face.

I can't believe I have a dick right here. Oh, my gosh.

I don't know any other to this man.

So I guess, like, right here.

Oh, good.

Oh, my God, it's okay.

It's okay?

I had a dick in my mouth. You put your dick in your sister's mouth?

You're such a fucking weirdo. I just tapped your head. I'm sorry.

Haley just feels really good. I had to pull out.

The one flicking it off.

What the fuck? What?

What the fuck was that?

What? He put his cock in my mouth. That was your mouth? What?

I thought it was your vagina.

Oh my gosh.

It's my first time. I didn't know any better.

Fucking weird.

No.

Okay, then let's try a different position. That's exactly what I was

say. Okay. So weird. Now what?

Maybe you guys can get on the desk.

That feels good.

She got scared.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Does it feel good for you? Oh yeah!

to meet.

Let's hear it again.

Oh my god

Sis, stop looking at it. Oh, I'm looking at her. I'm looking at you.

Oh, my God.

Are you looking at me, brother?

Oh,

sorry. Why are you looking at me?

I'm not looking at you.

Don't touch my dick! I'm not touching your dick!

I'm touching her!

I'm not touching your dick!

I'm touching her!

I love the way my brother said to not get pussy.

Your brother is such a nice dick.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I fucking got your brother pussy so fucking good.

Motherfucker. Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck you from behind.

You want me to fuck you from behind? Yeah.

I want your brother to fuck you from behind.

Why would I want my brother to fuck you?

Wait, what did you just say?

Someone is fucking.

Wow.

Oh, my God. I can't believe I see my brother's dick so close like this.

Yeah. But I think how deep your brother's cock is. Yeah.

Wow.

Yes, yes, yes.

Why? Yeah.

Are you still licking her clit? Yeah, now I'm licking her clit. But you're

licking your brother's dick, too. No, I'm not. No.

It's not what she wears.

It's her brother.

I think we're kind of bad at this.

No, there's no problem.

Yeah.

Wow. You know what would be kind of cool?

If you fucked your brother and I fucked mine.

My what?

I mean, come on. Look, they're different shapes and sizes.

See, look at his. Are you crazy?

I don't even look at my brother's. Yeah, but that's my brother.

But. Yeah, I agree.

You don't want to see if they feel different?

Not really!

That's really fucked up.

What if this is your brother? It's more comparable for your pussy.

And what if that's my brother? It's more comparable for my pussy.

No!

I guess

you're

doing this.

Crazy Coco.

Whatever you do, don't look back. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I can't believe I'm inside my sister right now.

Coco, you're riding your brother's dick right now.

I can't believe I'm hugging my sister right now.

It feels good.

Thank you for watching!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You guys came.

It's not only fair that we come, too.

Yeah.

Yeah. My God, you're right. I just, yeah.

Yeah, I want to come.

Yeah, that might be a little too much.

Oh fuck.

Your brother came.

Oh my.