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Hey, Step Bros. Do you guys want to watch a Christmas movie, like Polar

Check this chick out, bro. How fat is she? Oh, my God.

Do you guys want to make some Christmas cookies?

Yeah, bro. Drink some hot chocolate.

Yeah.

Maybe make a gingerbread house?

Oh, yeah, bro.

Man, it's Christmas and... Whoa, look at that face. This is all they want to do.

Let's just... Talk about a Christmas guy. Imagine.

Dude, no, no,

no. Oh, but look what that turned into.

Gosh.

Boys are so horny.

Well, girls are horny, too.

What? What do you mean?

Well, you know me.

I've been with Max in the car, James in the movie theater.

Who else?

Makai at the beach.

The beach one was fun.

I've had a lot of fun.

It's fun.

I know. I don't know how you do it. You're so cautious.

I don't think I can... Yes, you could. You're hot.

I mean, come on. Is there anyone that you think you could be comfortable doing

something like that with?

Now that you mention it.

You promise you won't get mad?

Promise.

Since you promised.

Thank you so much.

Nick.

Nick! Oh my god, ew.

My brother.

I know, I know. He's kind of hot.

No. But Ryan, on the other hand, your brother.

Oh my god, no.

Stop.

He's kind of hot.

Well. I have an idea.

How about your first time be with your crush on Christmas?

What better time?

What, you mean like today?

Like, how?

I don't want to lose my virginity in this.

Well, you don't have to. I got you a little something.

Oh, no. You didn't have to get me anything.

This is perfect.

Perfect.

Now we can put this on and make your wish come true.

Isn't this a little bit skimpy?

Skimpy? No, it's perfect.

They'll love it.

Okay, if you say so.

Trust me, I've been down this road before.

Hey, look at this. Kind of funny, right?

Yeah, yeah, that's kind of funny.

No, no, no, look at this, dude. This is funny.

Oh, shit, bro.

That is pretty fucking funny.

Dude, you want to do something that's funny and hot?

What? Look at this picture of your sister.

What? Dude, what?

This is my sister.

Hands off my sister, bro. What the fuck?

Bro, relax, man.

I don't know. What's the big deal?

Dude, I'm just saying, like, what if I said your sister's hot?

You're like, damn right she's hot.

She's my sister. Of course she's hot. Look at me.

Dude, that's your sister.

All right, bro. My bad.

Step -sister. So it doesn't really matter. But whatever. My bad. Step

All right.

Whatever, man. Look at this other meme, bro.

Yeah. Hey,

Rose.

Hey.

Hey. Why are you wearing that?

It's Christmas. What do you mean?

Yeah, they're cute, huh?

They're inappropriate.

Yeah, what the hell?

I think they're cute.

Let's open some presents.

Hmm.

I guess we got presents.

Right? Are you ready?

Here you go.

Alright.

This is for Ryan.

Whoa. That's huge.

I got one for you.

Thanks.

And another one for Ryan.

Oh, here's one for me.

One for you, Lainey. Thank you. And look, I got this one for you. Thank you.

But before we start opening our presents, there's a special present that

What's that? Yeah, what is that?

What do you mean? What is this? This is a mistletoe. It's Christmas tradition.

Right.

What's that?

Oh, my God. You guys are killing me.

When two people are under a mistletoe, they're supposed to kiss.

What? Kiss my own sister?

Gross. It's not me, silly.

You kiss Lainey, and I kiss Ryan.

Uh, no, I don't think this is a good idea. I mean, what would our parents

What? What?

Who's going to tell our parents?

I mean, I might say something.

Look. Ryan, come on. You always do this. You always paddle.

This will be fun.

It's just not a good idea. Come on.

Really? Can you just not be a pussy, please?

Why? I'm not being a pussy. I'm just trying to do the right thing, okay? I

think it's a good idea.

Maybe they have a way to know.

Or it's Christmas.

Guys, come on. This isn't a good idea. I don't... I don't think... Relax.

Is this a good idea?

I think I have to go to the bathroom.

I think this is my cue to leave you.

Where are you going?

To the bathroom.

If I have to blow your brother, I will.

Oh my god, you're so crazy.

Anything for my bestie.

If that means we should kiss now, huh?

Yeah.

I have a confession.

It's my first time.

Don't worry.

I'll warm you up.

Just lie down next to me.

Yes.

My sister would do that.

Well, well, well.

What are you doing? I'm using the bathroom.

I've been trying to get your attention all night. I have been wearing this sexy

outfit and you're just a stupid boy and haven't realized and you're too worried

about your sister.

I don't want her to be taken advantage of or do something to your breath.

I think this is better.

Huh?

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm ready.

Thank you.

oh my god

I can't believe you're the first person to ever be behind me.

Oh, you stretch me out so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking God. You take it so fucking good.

Were you having sex?

No.

I'm telling mom and dad.

Why is your dick out? Your dick is out.

Because I was blowing him in the bathroom.

Wait a minute.

So you can have fun with my best friend, but I can't?

I can't have fun?

What is wrong? with you? It's different. Look, you're a girl, okay? No, you

always do this. Just because I'm the younger sister doesn't mean that you

it better than me somehow.

I can't even talk to you. Put your dick away.

Ryan, I have an idea. How about we all have sex right here so that you can

make sure that she's safe?

That's a great idea.

I agree.

I don't know. This is kind of weird, but I guess it's better than it being some

stranger.

Exactly.

Look, but you gotta promise not to put it all the way inside here.

Bro, I promise.

Just the tip.

Alright, deal.

So... So... Ryan,

give me a kiss.

Not the...

Can I get a kiss, girl?

Is this your first time? Amazing!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Having a good time over there?

Yeah. I can't believe it.

You're my best friend.

Yeah.

She likes it though.

Wow, I can't even get it out of my mouth.

Do you

like that?

I love it.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, I can't look at that.

Having a good time?

Oh, my God.

Wow,

it's so big.

Sorry,

sorry. I know I just took a sip.

Put that with your mouth on her pussy. Are you okay?

Yeah.

I'm glad

you're having a good time.

I think you should bend over.

Yeah.

Ryan,

is it cool if I have sex with you like this?

Yeah, that's fun.

Okay.

Oh my god. Oh my

god.

It's logging.

Then you lie down.

Absolutely.

Did you just kiss your brother?

It was an accident.

My head flipped.

That's my dick. Dude, it flipped out. It was an accident.

Put it back in. I can't think.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

You guys better not fucking tell anybody about this.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

Shit.

I'm sorry.

I was on accident.

Dicks in your mouth.

Oh my god.

Do you like the view?

Uh -huh.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

I love it.

Oh, shit.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. I feel like I'm going to cum.

Wait. Stop.

Why?

It's just that I'm her brother. I think if she's going to have her first orgasm,

maybe it should be me.

You're right.

Yeah, you're right.

All right.

I guess you could.

Amazing. Yeah, we should make this a Christmas tradition.

Did you like your gift?

Very much.