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No!

Feeling any better, or shall I whip up another pitcher?

I'm still feeling depressed.

How can you be depressed after three cocktails?

I didn't say I was feeling sober. I said I'm depressed.

I'm old, and I'm an hour older since when we first started drinking.

There's a lot of good things about getting older.

Like what? Dinner at 5 o 'clock in the afternoon?

Like sex.

Because we know where everything is, and then our parents don't walk in on us?

No, I'm serious. Take Andy, for example. I would, but he's married to you.

No, I mean his age. He never allows himself to waste an erection.

I didn't know there was an erection shortage.

A young man goes around locked and loaded at all times, so he doesn't care.

A man of Andy's age never takes it for granted.

Hello, ladies.

Am I interrupting anything?

Oh, no, just counting our blessings.

I see they set the clock back for happy hour.

And I deserve a drink.

Yeah, a woman likes a stiff one every once in a while.

Yes, and on that subject, I have something to ask you.

Oh, I get it. Not letting anything go to waste. Well, you know what? I'm just

going to get out of your way.

You don't have to leave.

Oh, I am not witnessing this.

That was an abrupt exit.

Well, I guess you just didn't care what you had to say.

What concerns her?

Well, if you were going to say that you had an erection, then that's my

exclusive concern.

That's not what I was going to say at all, but since you bring it up... It's

Could be.

Well then, let's not let anything go to waste.

What

are

you guys doing?

Oh, uh, hi, Mom.

Uh, nothing.

Um, just homework.

Yeah, we're just watching TV.

I got my hair cut. Yeah, and you know what it looked like you were about to

Something that you're not old enough for yet.

Oh. Oh, no, of course not. No.

That's for old people.

Yummy.

You're so sexy.

Let's see your chest.

You want a blowjob?

Yeah, I'm sucking.

I'm such a dick.

to go in between his titties.

Look at that dick right between those tits.

Oh, that's a good boy.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

You're such a good boy, so fucking hard.

You're so nice and fucking hard for me.

You're nice and hard for me. You gonna fuck me with this dick?

Oh boy. Oh

yeah.

You know, just what I like, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You know what I like?

Oh, that's a good one.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Look at that pussy, baby.

Baby, you sure know how to do that.

Oh, yeah.

That's when I get in there.

My whole sweat, baby.

It's like your dick, too.

Yeah.

Baby, yeah.

Oh, what a nice size cup.

I'm sorry.

Fuck yes, baby

Good boy, don't stop looking at my fucking pussy.

Don't stop looking at my pussy.

There you go.

Alright,

don't stop, baby.

Don't stop, I'm gonna come for you.

Oh, that's a good one.

Look. Look.

house, baby.

for the floor.

Does he come again?

Oh, excuse me. There we go.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

What?

Hi, listen, I have to talk to you.

About what?

It's something that Andy gave me. Oh, God, Ellie, no, now it's just getting

disgusting. No, no, no, that's not what I meant. It's about Lori.

Oh, really? Well, what about? Because usually she tells me everything.

Exactly. You don't know she has a new boyfriend. And if you didn't know that,

then there must be some mysterious reason why she's keeping it secret.

Laurie, is there anything that you want to tell me?

Oh, yes.

Actually, I didn't know how to bring it up before because I didn't want to upset

you.

Just blurt it out.

Um, well, we didn't close the deal on the house in Crocodile Park.

That's it?

And the toner? We need toner.

What? No stories about a men's locker room or a crazy fraternity sexual ritual

over the weekend?

No, just the toner and I'm gonna go grab some supplies.

Something is definitely going on here.

Mom, we have to hurry. She's going to be home soon.

I'm not ready for this.

I know how you feel.

No, wait. What? I just heard a car pull up.

Look, we have to figure out a way to get rid of her, okay?

I'm not going to jail in southern Florida.

I wasn't talking about murder.

I was talking about a trip to the mall.

Hey, what are you guys up to?

Hey, nothing.

Just, you know, texting.

Yeah, as long as you're not doing the... No.

No, of course not.

For mature people.

you were definitely right. That bitch is definitely a something or someone.

Thank you.

Oh.

Trust me on this. I'm an expert. Sometimes your best partner is your own

Well, at least it's sex with someone you love.

I mean, what else is she supposed to do all alone up there?

You are spending way too much time on this.

I'm just concerned about her. I don't know how she's going to react when she

finds out the full story.

You should have told her everything.

I told her enough.

Besides, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news when she decides to shoot

messenger. She'll figure the rest out.

Yes,

you can come in. The coast is clear.

Are you sure she's not around?

She's showing the house.

Well, I hope she's gone now, because I would hate to have my ex -wife walk in

when I'm having sex with her assistant.

Partner.

Oh.

Excuse -a -ma -her.

When I was having sex with her partner.

Listen, she's gone showing the house.

She's going straight home afterwards.

So can we skip all this and just get to the sex school?

Well, if you insist.

I've been

sitting

in this office all day.

It's a type of a fucking dance. You get those sticking out of them.

Uh -huh.

Staring at the fucking next one.

You know whose desk this is, don't you?

Mm -hmm. Not mine.

You don't care?

No. You don't care?

No. Because you use all of those desks? Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Whose desk is this?

It's hers.

Yeah, it's yours.

It's fucking Jules' desk, and I'm fucking going to put all my pussy juice

over it.

Finger banging your fucking pussy right now, huh? Mm -hmm. You feel that? Yeah.

Get my finger out of the fucking pussy. Yes.

It's a big beautiful thing.

I'm going to kiss you.

when she walks in the fucking office. Come on. He's liking to mark you up.

Has to bite me.

Mark me fucking up for her.

Oh, yeah, he's liking to mark you up, wouldn't you?

Mm -hmm. Run around trying to hide it, but not hide it on a fucking day. I

Point at it and be like, he fucking did this to me. My fucking ex -husband

marked my fucking throat and my back.

Mm -hmm.

Ooh. Are you with that now?

Okay.

Fucking you have any big hard cock on my ass

Get your ass up here and suck my cock.

Right there.

Get my fucking balls out. What the fuck are my balls not fucking out?

Come on. You know I like my balls held.

You know I like my fucking balls out.

Pull them down. Squeeze them. Pull them down. Just like I like it.

That's what you said, my girl.

Up here?

Oh, you're right.

I'm stuck in this fucking big dead hell.

I'm stuck

in this fucking

big dead hell.

Is it the same?