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Hey, Mom.

Did you sleep okay?

Yeah, I slept pretty good.

Can I get you anything for breakfast?

I have to leave in a little bit, so I think I'm just going to have some Pop

-Tarts or something.

Are you sure? I can make something really quick.

No, that's okay. I'm fine. I'm not too hungry.

Okay.

So I got this new medication from the doctor the other day.

Oh, are you feeling better?

Yeah, yeah, I think it's working.

There's some side effects, but he said they should go away in a couple weeks.

Oh, okay.

That's good.

Otherwise, I'm good.

That's good.

So, are you going out later today?

Your friend?

Yeah, I'm leaving in just a couple minutes.

I'm going to go to the gym with Dave, and then we're going to hang out at the

park, I think.

Okay. That sounds nice.

Is there any orange juice left?

I don't know. You have to go check.

Okay. Do you like me to get it?

No, I can grab it.

Go for it.

I'm pretty sure there's some in there.

Okay.

Are you going to go to the football game this Friday?

Yeah, I think so.

That's good. You're going with the same group of regular guys.

Yeah, a few with a girl probably.

So you sure you're feeling okay, Mom?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm great.

Much, much better.

That's good.

Okay, I just want to make sure if there's anything I can help or anything.

No.

I can take care of myself. I'm good.

Okay.

Thank you for offering.

I'm a good son.

I think I'm going to head out, Mom.

OK. Have fun.

OK.

Yeah, I'll call you later, OK?

You have to not. You can't tell me in the bathroom.

No, it's okay. Are you all right?

I'm fine.

I just, um, it's just the Vitex from the medication. It made me very excited.

Okay, I just, you were doing it, like, at the table yesterday.

I know. I'm sorry. I just can't help it. I have to touch my phone all the time.

Okay. It's okay. I'm like, you know, you can tell me. It's, you don't have to be

embarrassed. I just...

I've heard you in here.

You really shouldn't be in here.

I could help you, Mom.

No, baby, baby, you really shouldn't do that.

Like, why not? You're probably, like, tired.

No, you really shouldn't.

It's not the best idea.

What?

Please?

I can't help it.

Hi, baby.

What are you doing?

Do you want me to help you?

Sure.

Are you still feeling the same?

Yeah, I'm just so horny all the time.

It's okay, Mom.

No,

I don't. You shouldn't do that.

Why? You just shouldn't. It's not right.

But it's easier that way.

I'm saying you just can't.

Why? I feel for you, Mom.

I know. You just...

I can't.

I probably shouldn't have done that, but... I'm sorry. I'm really excited.

Henry, you should probably go to your room now, though.

Okay, Mom. We can't talk about this.

Okay. I love you, Mom. I'll see you later.

Bye, baby.