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Gosh, Bruce.

I'm stuck.

This game might be too advanced for a young boy, Bruce.

It's actually quite rudimentary, Lisa.

All you have to do is think.

Sixteen moves ahead.

That's all.

Well, I'll leave you two to your pastime.

Tomorrow, my father is hosting that fundraiser for the deaf children with

blind parents.

The seamstress is coming to do my wardrobe.

Poor poor children destiny has been quite unfair to them to say the least

long as there are flying individuals such as your father I'm sure they would

never lose hope So go along dear I'll see you for dinner

What is the difference between you and Bruce Wayne's bank account?

There is no difference. You both speak his interest.

Bruce,

did you hear that?

Judging from the time of day...

It's probably just Alfred groping Aunt Harriet.

Holy Viagra!

Commissioner Gordon.

Somebody left an envelope for you.

Oh, thank you, dear.

The Riddler.

He's kidnapped Lisa Carson, the famous heiress.

The pompous...

worldly master of foul play.

Are you thinking what I think you're thinking, Commissioner?

I'm afraid I am.

The devil with pride, Chief.

There's only but one man living who can stop him.

Whoever he may be behind that mask of his, our only hope is a Cape Crusader.

Master Wayne, the phone is ringing.

Thank you, Alfred, but I'm quite busy with this challenging game.

Sir, it's the special phone.

Holy checkmate!

Yes, Commissioner.

Sorry to disturb you, Batman. We have an emergency.

The Riddler's on the loose. He's kidnapped Bruce Wayne's girlfriend.

Surely you must be jesting.

Alas, I am not.

We haven't time to lose.

We're in a way.

Atomic batteries to power!

Turbines to speed!

Roger. We need to move out.

captive. My father is very wealthy.

And my fiance is Bruce Wayne.

They'll pay whatever ransom you desire.

Silly.

Silly.

Silly girl.

The kind of ransom I want your father cannot pay.

Really, Miss Carson, when is Jesus bad for my house?

When it's in a trap.

Exactly.

And you, Miss Carson, are my Jesus. And my big,

fat rat.

Well, this bed looks awfully uncomfortable.

have any better accommodations, I would be very appreciative.

You don't want to mention that back?

Have you met these?

Oh.

Unzip me.

Wow.

Where else do you want to put your cock?

Uh, Riddler?

Hmm?

Riddle me this.

When is a pussy like a flower?

When? When it has to live.

Oh, you're converted.

Oh, you're converted.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, brother.

Oh my god.

You have to get a pussy out there.

Fuck.

God, yeah. Don't fuck your... Just take it out.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Where are you on me?

Oh, God.

Oh, I get to watch it? I get to watch it?

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Wait.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Don't stop.

Oh, right. Hope you do.

Yes

Oh my god, be careful.

Be careful with that thing.

Fuck!

Yes!

Oh my God.

You dirty man.

You dirty fucking man.

Eat my dirty ass. Hold it a little.

Oh, God.

Make it clean.

Make my asshole clean.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I have a little gate for you.

I have a little gate for you.

Oh, my ass will move your cock so well.

I will gape for calmness.

Ready for you?

Commissioner,

Chief, how is Miss Carson?

That cowardly puzzler. He better not harm a hair on her head.

I take it you and Bruce Wayne are acquainted.

Yes, Mr. Wayne.

He has graced me with his friendship, and we've had meaningful conversations

from time to time. But, please, the stipulations on the ransom.

Well, Batman, here's the thing.

There is no ransom request.

No ransom?

That's unprecedented.

I think I might know what it is he's after.

He wants us to come find him.

What a dastardly, twisted plot.

But Batman, that sounds like a trap. Quite likely, Robin. Which is why we now

have an advantage.

I say we play along, but cautiously.

I think I may have some information on the whereabouts of the Riddler.

Quick, Robin. We're having a moment to lose.

Holy glutinous maximus, Batman.

This back line was sure hard on the buttocks.

Careful, Robin.

Both hands on the bat rope.

Sorry, Batman.

Batman and Robin.

What are you guys doing?

Holy hedgehog, Batman.

Who is this?

Robin, this is Ron Jeremy. Without a doubt, the hardest working man in show

business. Women seem to find him strangely irresistible.

Hey, guys. Why don't you take a break?

Come have some fun inside.

Can't handle all these girls by myself.

I've got two free hands.

Very tempting, but no thanks.

Our pursuit of justice allows us very few diversions. But, by all means, carry

on with your business.

Gosh, Batman.

That Ron Jeremy sure has excellent taste in girls.

That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood,

chum.

Wait for me on the roof.

I'm going to go inside.

Two masked crime fighters walking into a discotheque could draw some

unwanted...

A large grapefruit juice, please.

Yes, sir.

Are you looking for a friend?

I believe you could say that.

I have a question.

How is a squabble like a bargain?

Very well. It's because it takes two.

Like beautiful music?

Shall we?

What is your name?

Molly.

Here you go, Batman.

Freshly squeezed.

Thank you.

You entice me.

I accept your invitation to dance.

You take a pretty neat pace, that man.

It's nothing.

I'm going to have fun with you before we go.

I used to like people

there.

I'm feeling my ass Batman.

Let me touch Batman.

Did I tell you to speak that way?

I just said this because I had a feeling you were taking the cock in my mouth.

Do you like that?

You're gonna throw all over your fucking cock like that.

You like that?

Take a good time now.

Take all of it in your mouth.

Oh yeah, she won.

Oh yeah, God is begging for them.

You want

me

to

sit on it, don't you?

Thank you.

I can't get up.

I'm down. I'm down on my back.

Oh, yes. You fucking hold me down. Hold me down.

Feel my fucking movement.

Oh,

yes. Oh, worship that fucking big ass.

Worship my big ass.

Yeah. I want to drink your water.

Drink me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I need you to get up right now and fuck me in the doggy.

Oh, you better get up right now.

My fucking car goes in my web, you see?

I'm just taking your fucking cock from you. Give me. Give me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm giving you all this Batman.

I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Go ahead. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, you keep your fucking cock still. Keep your cock still right there.

Oh, I won't. I won't take your fucking cock from you, Batman.

I'm just fucking fucking hard like that. Yes, like that.

It's freaking me out.

Fucking pussy.

Using that horny fucking pussy.

Oh, that pussy's so horny.

Oh, yeah.

All those big lips just stuck around your mouth.

That looks so fucking sexy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I want more of my fucking pussy.

Oh, yeah, fuck me.

Fuck me and my fucking pussy.

Oh,

yeah.

I can't believe today is great.

I can't believe today is great.

Oh, God.

I like when you take it in and out of that pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I don't like that doctor.

I don't like that doctor.

I don't like that doctor. I don't like that doctor.

I don't like that

doctor.

Oh, you feel my pussy. You know it's not bad.

Oh, you feel that wet fucking pussy.

Oh, no, no, no. You're going to come in my mouth. Oh, my God.

Blow your butt right in my mouth.

Huh?

Now let's get going. Go find your dumb heiress.

Commissioner,

Batman is gone.

What? Batman is gone?

Yes. I'm afraid he's been kidnapped by the Riddler.

Excuse me, Barbara. We have an emergency, dear. I'm going to have to

back. Oh, don't worry, Daddy.

I understand.

Love you.

Love you too, dear.

A thought strikes me, so dreadful, I scarcely dare give an utterance.

Could this be the end of Batman?

Holy transformation!

One minute, she's plain Barbara Gordon, librarian.

And the next... Looks like you boys can use some help.

Batgirl. For heaven's sakes, Batgirl, we sure do need all the help we can get

right now.

Commissioner, I believe I have an idea. If you want to catch criminals, the best

person to ask is... Another criminal. That's right.

I use my bat scanner to pinpoint all the possible hideaways of the Joker.

Something tells me he knows where we can find the Riddler. Holy free fall,

Batgirl. I got you.

Is that a batarang in your pocket, or do you just have to save me, boy wonder?

Make sure to have both hands on the rod. The rope.

The rope. On the rope.

The Riddler will be arriving soon with the Masked Fool and the Silly Heiress.

It seems that my master plan is for charm.

Me. Me.

I will get rid of Batman and Robin for good.

Holy conspiracy!

Me. The Joker.

King of all super criminals.

Gotham first, I think.

Curb your tongue, funny man.

You and I, we have a deal.

But of course.

My feline friend.

You can have your way with the dynamic duo.

Just before I destroy them.

Crusader.

Perhaps we could warm up a bit.

Please, Joker.

The mere thought perturbs me.

Besides, I have a more infinitely fiendish plan in mind for them.

Very well. Have it your way.

There is more than one way to

Now get out.

I need to relax before the grand finale.

Would you like a massage, Joker?

How about a full body rope down?

Both ideas sound smashing, actually.

What the heck?

Cover your eyes back, girl. This lewd spectacle is not for a lady. Don't be

silly, Robin.

It's hot.

Let me be a personal go -go down there.

This sucks real good.

Come on, get some.

Come on, get some.

Come on.

Let me taste that cock.

Fuck.

I don't like to jump with balls.

Oh, choker.

I know what you like.

You always make my pussy so wet.

Fuck me.

You pretty little bitch. Oh, fuck.

Are you kidding?

It feels so fucking good. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck me. Oh, my God.

Yeah. The taste is not funny.

Fuck.

Yes.

Fuck it. Fuck.

Are you going to ride that thing? Oh yeah.

Look at it all.

Oh, and I keep going too.

Is it not?

It's the best, Joker.

Oh, the best we've tasted.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Whoa.

Oh my God.

Oh, it's so fucking deep inside my pussy.

That's such a good day.

Ooh!

Thank you.

I love it so much.

Go on, give it to us.

Now, remember.

Remember.

What? When you take the load.

We always do.

Shit. Oh, fuck.

Holy pop shot!

The Riddler better bring Batman soon, or... Or what?

and show me why they call you Boy Wonder.

Gee, Batgirl, when you put it that way...

Yes, yes, yes.

Bye.

Oh, Robin.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

Yes, baby.

Yes, baby.

Yes, baby.

Yes, baby. Yes, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. That's good.

That's good. That's good.

Fuck.

Yes. Yes. Look at you.

Look at you.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Grab my ass. Grab me.

Grab me. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh,

God. Oh,

God.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

fuck. Right there.

Fuck that shit.

Fuck that shit.

Fuck that shit.

Yes.

Oh my God, right there. Right there, Robin. Robin, right there.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, God.

Oh my god.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Yes.

Yes. Oh.

Very impressive, Boy Wonder. Looks like you let the bird out of the cage.

Get him!

Prince of Puzzles, the King of Gondry, the Count of... The Count

of... Don't be close with her. It'll be just a matter of time before my trusty

sidekick figures out your deathly plan and comes for a rescue.

Oh, really now?

Tsk, tsk, and another tsk.

Batman.

You witch!

What?

With all your travels, still haven't learned good manners?

A real gentleman would kiss a lady's paw.

You are no lady.

In fact, you... Batman.

I cannot tolerate a man with no breeding.

Enough of this child's play.

The joke's on you.

Silly crime fighters.

What devilry have you up to this time, Joker?

One zap from my very funny ray gun.

And your finny kaput.

Defunct. Defunct.

You won't get away with this so easy.

Easily.

Easily. Good grammar, is it? Very essential, Robin.

Thank you, Batman.

You're very welcome.

Wait a second, Joker.

That was not the plan.

Then the plan was a joke.

Wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

The rich lady should bring a fine ransom.

She'll bring lots of money.

Who cares about a few dollars?

Menace.

Wait.

Kill him first.

I always hated that little fucker.

Batman, your lips are so sexy when you're angry.

Your eyes so dashing beneath that mask.

Just remember, you owe me one.

Riddle me.

Holy glass job, Batman.

You can bring these nefarious criminals to justice, Batgirl.

We will personally deal with our feline feloness.

Thank you, Batman.

You are a remarkable man.

Oh, it was nothing. Nothing at all. In fact, I hear your fiancé, Mr. Wayne, was

quite the remarkable man himself.

He is a remarkable man. You two have a lot of similar qualities.

Thank you.

Now it's your turn, Catwoman.

Our duty as duly deputized officers of the law is to put you behind bars.

Nonetheless, your gesture shows to me there is some good strand left in your

moral fiber.

But we are indeed indebted to her, Robin. She did save our lives.

We should show leniency, but without compromising our moral principles.

Holy dilemma, Batman. What are we to do?

I think I have the perfect solution.

Well,

we must give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is

quite attractive.

Holy threesome, Batman!

All right, here we go.

Okay.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, that's nuts.

It's just like that.

Oh.

Oh, my chest.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me. Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

He fucked my pussy so fucking good. Oh my god, you.

You want some more bathroom?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Oh, God. Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh shit.

Let's go.

Fuck me.

Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Yeah.

Come on.

I want to be a dirty little bitch.

I want to be a dirty bitch for you.

I want to be so fucking dirty.

So fucking dirty.

I want to be a good girl. I want to be a good girl.

Here. Huh? Please? Please don't be fucking sucked out there. Please let me

off. Take

it.

Take it.

Fuck that pussy.

Yes, there you go. Make that fucking pussy nice and tight.

Is that what you want? You want me to squeeze that fucking dick?

Squeeze that fucking dick?

Yeah, yeah, jerk that fucking cock in my face.

Hang on, I want to see it. I want to feel like a dirty girl.

Yeah, I want to feel like a dirty girl. Fuck!

Yeah.

Yes,

yes.

Oh, yes, there you go.

Goddamn. Fucking pussy gun.

I want to get fucked.

I want to get fucked like a dirty fucking bitch.

Look at that fucking cock.

It's that fucking dick while I get fucked, yeah.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, God.

Please, please, help me, please help me.

Yes.

Oh, my

God.

Get up. Get up.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me. Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Good girl.

Or just like that.

Just like that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck me.

Fuck.

Put it back in my fucking pussy, please.

Please. Make it fucking count.

Make it fucking count.

You want it to fucking count? Okay. Okay.

Give me that fucking cup.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

God damn it.

Yeah,

I fucking want it. You gonna give me that fat cum?

Oh my god.

That was very, very pleasing, Catwoman. But it is time to go.

Of course, Batman.

But give me a minute to freshen up. You wouldn't want the prison ward to see me

all covered in your bat cum, would you?

Robin, she has a point. But do it in a timely manner.

Of course.

Well, you know what they say.

Cats have nine lives.

Well, I hope bats have at least two.

Can this be it for the dynamic duo?

Learn the agonizing answer.

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