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[percussive music]

- This is it.

That's the National Cheerleading Championships

at Daytona.

That is where I will win my 15th trophy,

making me the winningest coach in college cheer history

and beating out my mean, old ex-coach Marg Hargberg.

[whimsical music]

?

But what's really important is that these kids

are going to get to experience a true win.

And these are the waves that we're going to run into

when we are crowned champions.

Now, the bandshell in Daytona is outside,

and my team isn't really used to performing

with nature,

except possums, fish, and hogs.

[hog oinking]

Unfortunately, they cannot practice outside right now,

'cause the air is unsafe to breathe.

- If you're seeing this, that means there has been

a class III meltdown

at one of the Candy Button Factory reactors,

so please stay inside.

[coughs]

Oh! If it's green, you're clean.

[alarm blaring]

If it's red-

- So I have recruited Miss Dot to simulate weather.

[fan whirring]

So I've covered every possible scenario.

Can this team win in Daytona?

We can. We will.

- Ahh! [air rushing]

[loud thud] [gasping]

I'm OK!

- I gotta stop setting myself up like that.

- ? Okay, let's go, okay, let's go ?

? Okay, let's go, five, six, seven, eight ?

- Breaking wind news,

a tropical storm is set to hit Daytona.

All cheer events will be moved indoors

with very high ceilings.

- Whoo! OK, y'all.

Be careful. Get in here.

Fall in, fall in.

While y'all are here, you represent cheer, Hoddlestain,

and most importantly, me.

That means everyone needs to be on their best behavior.

Peaches, that's not your luggage.

- [groans] - All right?

I'ma check you in.

I'll get our lanyards. Don't wander off.

This is business, not a vacation.

- ? Bienvenida a Daytona

[laughs] Say hello to Vacation Boon.

I love Daytona!

I mean, Courteney's always just so focused on the competition.

It's my job to be the trophy husband,

which, if I understand that term correctly,

means just look good, carry the trophy.

So the rest of the time, I'm watching March Madness

with a bunch of buddies I've met over the years.

Yeah!

I'm also arm candy

'cause this is where I keep my licorice.

[chuckles]

- Gracias, Senorita Dot.

You can bring the rest of my luggage to my room, por favor.

- Oh, I'm off the clock, Krystal.

I'm gonna get me a round bed and a fistful of room keys.

Daytona is my kind of town

in that I've never been there,

so I don't have to worry about ruining my reputation.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, judge took off your ankle monitor.

Congratulations.

I guess it makes sense, 'cause you were

allowed to leave the state. - Yeah, that's the story.

- [oinking]

[monitor buzzing]

?

- I got to tell you, lately, I think it's "Headeldontstone."

But if you get confused, you can always subtract a T.

- Room 202.

Tell your friends.

- As I was saying, I am very excited

to be back here for my 15th trophy with my new team.

- Do you think Marg Hargberg is going to be a problem for you,

given that you're trying to break her record?

- I'm ready to break that record and put her behind me.

- Oh, she is behind you.

[tense music]

- Room 202. Tell your friends.

- I just can't believe my old coach is here.

Lord, Marg used to just really scream at me

and say very mean things about my legs.

She gave me PTSD.

For many years, if I was close enough to smell her lotion,

my right arm would go dead.

But Jergens is in the building, for sure.

And I only got one tingle, so that's progress.

[chuckles] You know what?

I'm a grown and very accomplished woman now,

so why don't we go say hello, huh?

Come on.

- Holy [bleep].

Courteney Lorraine Gina Dayvis.

- Yes. Well, I mean, it's Potter now-

the Dayvis part. - Mm-hmm.

I would recognize those weird legs anywhere.

Too big to fly, too small to base.

- OK.

Well, they are just the right size to coach-

- Aha.

- and get my 15th trophy.

- Oh. I'll be the judge of that.

- I'm not on your team anymore.

Marg, you don't get to judge me.

- Actually,

I do.

I am one of the judges of this competition.

- Are you [bleep] kidding me right now?

Marg Hargberg had to just crawl out of some hole

to come and judge my team, and now I got to worry

about that old [bleep]?

But you know what else?

I like my legs. My friends like my legs.

In fact, one time, I was on a bus,

and an older gentleman told me they just don't quit.

So these legs, in fact, can, will,

and must deliver the most flawless routine

that that old, mean [bleep] has ever seen.

Look, there she is. I'm fine.

- Can we get a snap of you two?

- Sure. Yes.

- Put your arms around each other.

- [softly] Oh, no. - Just-

just right around. - Um, OK.

- Great.

- OK. - All right.

[camera shutter clicking]

- Glad you got that rubbish out your system

before it really counts.

- We have a limited time to rehearse.

Focus up. Dial in. Yeah?

You don't have to worry about anything but each other

and one spiteful, vindictive judge.

- Come on down.

Your spray tan sucks.

All right, ten more times.

- Tammy, each team gets the room for 45 minutes, OK?

It's our turn. - Well, we're not leaving.

So what you gonna do about it?

- Wow, Tam.

Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower.

- You'd be surprised how low I'm capable of going.

- You're sweating, Tammy.

I can see it.

I don't think you're built for the spotlight.

- Oh.

I was born for the spotlight.

My mother was a real flyer.

Notably, she played Peter Pan at the El Paso Playhouse.

One night, during the song "I'm Flying,"

she gave birth to me while flying.

Unfortunately, I was...

[exhales]

Never able to fill her tights on stage.

[upbeat music]

But as my mother said,

I won't grow up.

You want to see a spotlight?

Look who's looking down at who now.

- You're basically my height. - [cackles]

- ? Oh, oh, here she comes

- Put me down!

[grunts] Monica.

Oh, look who it is, my new bestie, Marg Hargberg.

Hi, doll.

- Wait, how do y'all even know each other?

- We met on that new application, Facebook.

Yeah. She's standing right here.

[snickering] Stop it.

OK.

- Tammy and Marg are Facebook friends, Boonie?

You know what that means.

First of all, it means they're talking about me.

Second of all, it means that- are you trying to mute me?

- No, ma'am. - OK.

Well, second of all, it means that

Tammy's team is gonna get favored.

And that is very unfair to my kids.

- All right. Come here, mama bear.

- [sighs] - It's gonna be all right.

You know what I think you should do?

- What?

- I think you should head down to that coaches' mixer

for the next hour, 20, pending overtime,

and kiss a whole ton of Marg booty.

- No. - Yes.

- [sighs]

Fine.

OK. - Mm-hmm.

- That's what I'll do. - Yes, ma'am.

- But that means you're on hall monitor duty.

- Nuh-uh! - Yes, sir.

These kids do not leave their room

if they want to be champions.

- Yes, ma'am. - Love you.

- Love you more! [line trilling]

Uh, yes.

I would like an order of-

[door closes] Courteney's gone. Come on up.

[percussive music]

- Oh, Steven.

OK, I need your help. - Yeah.

- I don't need anybody going in and out of the rooms.

- Roger that. Love you.

- Love you like a coworker only.

- [sighs]

This is Daytona Steven, completely responsible,

doesn't do anything stupid.

- [whispering] Room 202.

[mischievous music]

- What's 202?

?

Damn it, Dot.

- [sighs] I can't believe we're on lockdown at 6:30.

I might as well have stayed in juvie.

- I think it's kind of cool, actually,

being locked in a hotel room.

Plus, with the storm rolling in, it's kind of romantic.

- Yeah.

I'm glad I brought protection,

just in case- in case we go outside.

- Yeah. - I gotta get out of here.

If I get more than four hours of sleep, I'm [bleep] useless.

- We can't.

Coach says we're not allowed in the hallways.

- That's why God made balconies, huh?

- To jump off of?

- We're in Florida, right?

It's lawless. - Um-

- Anyone coming? - I'm in.

- Anyone else?

[Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'"]

- Hey there, Marg. Wow!

I love that necklace.

Did you forge it yourself in a fire?

Did you forge it?

- I hope you're better at coaching

than you are at kissing ass.

- I'm not-

uh, kissing ass, that is.

Um, truthfully, I did want to come down here

and say that

you are the reason I am the coach I am today.

And I thank you.

- You trying to sway the judge?

- [scoffs] No.

I forgot you were even judging.

[laughs]

It's probably- it's this blonde.

You know how it is. [both chuckle]

- You know, that only applies when it's real.

- OK.

Well, I would love to pay for your drink.

Then I will be on my way. [arm thunks]

I just want you to know that my kids are so talented.

I often say we can.

[TV chatter]

- [bleep]. [bleep].

- We will.

?

We- - Yeah!

- [screaming]

- ? Free [loud thud]

- Oh, come on.

- [bleep]. - Why?

- ? Free fallin'

- Why? Why, why, why?

- Boon E. Potter, you were supposed

to be watching those kids.

- Get out. Save yourselves.

- Bobby, you should be ashamed of yourself.

- Sorry, ma'am.

- Miss Dot is now taking the mascot to the hospital.

And we are very lucky that his big, old mascot head

acted like a helmet and broke his fall.

- [sighs] Great.

I was wearing a helmet when I got hit, and I'm fine.

- This is a disaster, OK?

- I was wearing a helmet when I got hit, and I'm fine.

- [sighs] Without the mascot, the whole routine doesn't work.

So I'm gonna have to come up with something completely new,

and I have spaghetti arm.

- Coach, you put this team together against all odds.

- [sighs] - And you are in Daytona.

And you're gonna win your 15th championship.

If anyone can do it, it's you.

[percussive music]

- Oh, thank you, Coach.

- Now, what can I do to help you, Coach?

?

- I told y'all that Daytona was not fun and games,

and yet you decided to risk it all for a night out.

And now, we lost Marvin.

- Don't wear a cape if you can't fly.

- Thankfully, he's not dead.

But he is out of the routine.

Now, as much as I want to go nuclear on y'all

for disobeying me,

oh, I'm gonna keep my calm, because I don't want y'all

to get dead-armed when I'm judging you

in 15 years at Daytona.

So listen up!

We've got this.

Madonna, thank God you're here.

We-OK.

You know this choreography better than anybody.

It is your strong suit, honey. We believe in you.

It's time for you to believe in yourself again.

- There's no humble in tumble, baby.

- Mm-hmm.

You belong out front. - Yeah.

- Come on. - Yes, girl!

- Yeah, I got you, Coach.

- Yes. [all cheering]

[together] Madonna, hey!

Madonna, hey!

Madonna!

- I want to win.

I want that trophy.

- ? Throw it up

? Throw it up

- I want that trophy.

- ? Yeah, I'm here to take that crown ?

? Make you move it up and down ?

? Pull up, pull out the tangerine dreams ?

? Step out of that limousine

? We walk in and we flossy

- Hey.

Are we supposed to look this stupid?

I feel flammable.

- I think the word you're looking for is "iconic."

But don't smoke, or you'll blow up.

- And now, from Wichita Flats, Texas,

Sammy Davis Senior Junior College.

- All right, y'all stay here since you're up next.

Get warmed up. I'm gonna be right back.

[together] 5, 6, 7, 8!

No Fox given!

[cheers and applause]

- ? Turn it up

[upbeat music]

- ? Somebody save your soul

? 'Cause you've been sinning in this city, I know ?

? Too many troubles

? All these lovers got you losing control ?

? You're like a drug to me - Let's go!

- ? A luxury, my sugar and gold ?

[cheers and applause] ? I want the good life

? Every good night, you're a hot one to hold ?

? 'Cause you don't even know

? I can make your hands clap - Yes!

- ? Said I can make your hands clap ?

[clapping]

? Somebody save your soul

? 'Cause you've been sinning in the city, I know ?

? I want your sex and your affection ?

? When they're holding you close ?

? 'Cause you don't even know

? I can make your hands clap [clapping]

? Said, I can make your hands clap ?

[clapping]

? Every night when the stars come out ?

? Am I the only living soul around? ?

[cheers and applause]

- Yes! - Yes, yes, yes!

- ? We could be screamin' till the sun comes out ?

? Get on my knees and say a prayer, James Brown ?

? That I can make your hands clap ?

?

- You got this. You got this.

- ? I can make your hands clap ?

[crowd ohhing]

[audio fading, squealing]

?

? I can make your hands clap ?

[upbeat music finishes]

[cheers and applause]

- You better pray Courteney [bleep] up!

- That fall is definitely gonna cost them points.

And even that rat bastard Marg Hargberg has to know that.

And I don't care if she hears me.

[sighs] Thank God.

- Whoo, Sally!

You're so sparkly.

Mm!

Mm-hmm.

- I couldn't have done any of this without you.

- It has been an honor being your fake dad.

[footsteps approaching]

- Hey, hey, hey.

You good?

- What if I get the yips again?

- Listen to me.

I can't tell you how many cheerleaders

I've had that get the yips at tryouts,

and they do their best at Daytona.

- [chuckles]

- I couldn't tell her how many, because the number is zero.

- Thank you, Coach.

- Yes.

You're my girl.

You got this.

OK.

All right, y'all, gather round.

Come here to me.

Now, we may have started as a ragtag little group,

but when I look around now,

I see elite athletes

that everybody in this arena should fear.

- That's right. - Yeah.

- You've earned your right to be here.

You have trusted yourselves.

You've trusted each other.

You trusted me.

You've just got to do it one more time.

For the next 2 minutes and 15 seconds,

you will leave it all on the mat.

- Yes, ma'am. - You heard?

Are we gonna show them how the Candy Buttons roll?

- Yes. - OK?

All right, hands in.

Boon, I need a hand in.

- 1, 2, 3.

all: Buttons! - Whoo!

- Performing now from Headley- Haddle-

Hoodlestein, Oklahoma- - OK.

- Headleman Junior College.

- All right, go, go, go, go!

[cheers and applause]

Jesus, be a light.

Shine down on this team.

[cheers and applause]

- Wait, who are they?

- You got this.

- 5, 6, 7, 8!

[together] Roll, Buttons, roll!

[ROSE and Bruno Mars' "APT"]

[cheers and applause]

- Go, Sally!

- ? Uh-huh, uh-huh

? Kissy face, kissy face sent to your phone, but ?

? I'm trying to kiss your lips for real, uh-huh, uh-huh ?

? Red hearts, red hearts, that's what I'm on, yeah ?

? Come give me something I can feel, oh-oh-oh ?

? Don't you want me like I want you, baby? ?

? Don't you need me like I need you now? ?

? Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy ?

? All you gotta do is just meet me at the ?

?

- Yeah!

Yeah, you got it!

- ? Uh-huh, uh-huh

- Hey, your arm's back! - Yes!

- [singing in Korean]

? Uh-huh, uh-huh

- ? It's whatever, it's whatever ?

? It's whatever you like

? Turn this [Korean] into a club ?

- ? Uh-huh, uh-huh

- ? I'm talking drink, dance, smoke, freak ?

? Party all night

? [Korean] girl, what's up?

? Oh-oh-oh

- ? Don't you want me like I want you, baby? ?

- OK, slay.

- ? Like I need you now?

? Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy ?

? All you gotta do is just meet me at the ?

?

? Uh-huh, uh-huh

[singing in Korean]

? Uh-huh, uh-huh

? Don't you want me like I want you, baby? ?

? Don't you need me like I need you now? ?

? Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy ?

? All you gotta do is just meet me at the ?

?

- Yes! Yes!

- ? Just meet me at the

?

? Just meet me at the

?

? Just meet me at the

?

? Uh-huh, uh-huh

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah! - Yeah!

[cheers and applause]

- [bleep]!

- Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

- You did it, Sally!

And others as well! Good job, all.

- Can we win Daytona?

We can.

- And in second place,

with a final score of 98.6,

Sammy Davis Senior Junior College!

[cheers and applause]

- We will.

- And our NCC national champions

with a final score of 99.6-

[drumroll]

- We came in third.

- Tammy had the best team.

- You know what, Marg?

This is [bleep] up.

I downloaded Facebook Messenger for you.

- But she was the worst coach.

- Argh!

[all gasping] Garbage trophy!

- All righty then. And back to our champions.

- Actually, not the worst coach.

Marg, you're gonna punish my team by giving them low marks

'cause you got a problem with me?

You are a monster, like "Dracala."

- You mean Dracula?

- Do I? - Yeah.

- You know who I'm talking about.

But you know what? I feel bad for you,

because you're done, and I'm still going strong.

And that team will be a powerhouse.

And there's not a damn thing you could do about it.

What is that?

- My score sheet.

Your kids did a nice job out there.

They're just not champions yet.

I judged you fairly.

And unlike you, I didn't make it personal.

Also, unlike you, I don't have cartoon legs.

- My friends like my legs.

- I love your legs. - [sighs]

- What do you say we use those legs and go find your team?

- Oh, my gosh, they must be so crushed.

[all shouting]

Wait.

What are y'all doing?

- You said the winners get to go in the water.

The beach is closed, so we came here.

- But y'all know third place isn't winning, right?

- Then how do you explain this?

[all shouting]

- No!

?

- Guys!

Good news.

My parents want me to transfer to TriCity!

But I told them I'd rather stay with you losers!

[all shouting]

- They're right.

Cheer is more than a competition.

It is more than a trophy.

It is about a team coming together to become

the best version of themselves.

I mean, look at these Buttons.

They went from being a criminal-

Get on up out of there!

[tires screeching, car horn honking]

[muffled cheering]

A showboat-

- It's me! Ahh!

Ooh!

- A homeless girl-

[muffled cheering]

Someone with a sleep disorder-

[whispering] Are you dead or sleeping?

[cheering]

A busted cheerlebrity-

[laughter]

The 37-year-old car rental salesman-

- Whoo! All right!

[cheering]

- And a coach who had nowhere else to go.

We went from that to a team that came within 1.5 points

of being national champions.

That's already winning.

- Number one, baby!

- Except it's not.

And that's why we will be coming back next year

and taking it all.

[together] Jump! Jump! Jump!

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

[all cheering]

- Can this team come back and win it all?

We can.

We will. We-

- Cannonball!

[all cheering]

- If I win this game, I win the entire pool.

- Oh? - Best year of my life.

- Oh, this is the best year of my life, too, Boonie.

- Mm.

- I never would have thought that,

but I got over Marg.

- Mm.

- Got over Tammy.

- Mm.

- I am gonna win next year.

We can. We will. We-

- We interrupt this program to report

on a developing story from the world of junior college cheer.

We go live at SDSJC.

- I'm coming out of retirement

to coach Sammy Davis Senior Junior College.

- Oh, no.

- And I plan to win my 15th championship

with the help of my assistant coach,

Tammy "Is Tiny."

- It's pronounced "Istiny." [chuckles]

- I'm coming for you, Courteney Potter,

and those legs.

- ? Free fallin'

?

? Yeah, I'm free

?

? Free fallin'

- So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb.

- You forgot your tennie pumps.

- Oh, just get in. Just-

- Bye.

- Mama, look!

- [whistling]

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