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Thank you.

Alina, you are in the set of Fist of Snacks, Showcase Production.

Now it's production.

You're going to have a lot of plot to film?

No. None?

Character development?

No. Huh?

No. What are we going to have?

Sex.

What kind of sex?

Legal sex.

Spontaneous sex?

We're going to have a lot of sex.

Hot sex.

A lot of fun?

Yeah.

I'm going to have a lot of fun.

A lot of fun? A lot of fun. I'm going to have a lot of fun.

Because I get to do anything I want to do.

So I'm going to probably have sex with everyone today.

Including the cameraman, but he's in a bad mood.

So maybe not him.

How about the director?

If I could find him, maybe.

Definitely the interviewer.

I know.

Come over and put your cock in my mouth.

You can't do two things at once.

I got the hottest girl.

Tiffany Minx.

Never been with her. Oh, God.

Tear her up.

Not as blazing as what I'm going to do to Shantae.

But you'll have to wait and see that.

Okay, I think we're going to leave you now.

But you wander around and do what you have to do. Okay, thank you.

It's hot out.

So, how are we doing with the investment?

Not good enough.

No? Maybe we should change brokers, huh?

Maybe we should get out of town for a day or two.

Hey, it's not a bad idea.

You know, it's so hot.

It's a good idea.

Thank you.

The two work together.

Now I find out they live together.

God, what next? They're going to dress like each other?

Oh, no.

Hi, guys.

Well, Lena, what are you doing here? How'd you find it?

Well, I just asked where the biggest wankers live.

Real funny. Real funny.

What's doing?

Well, you guys, I ran into some trouble.

I'm broke.

What's the problem?

Banks took my house. They took my girls.

Bad investments.

What? I don't know what I'm going to do.

You know something?

You need a place to stay. You're welcome here.

No, I can't take any handouts.

I appreciate it, though.

Well, let me think.

What particular skills do you have?

Like fucking... I don't know. I look pretty good in a yard.

Yeah, you know something?

We got rid of that gardener the other day. It's a good place.

Hey, can you do something with that garden?

Yeah, gardening. I could be sure I could... Gardening? Yeah, do you have

and stuff?

Yeah, of course I have tools.

I mean, how hard could it be?

You know, something that's perfect. We're going away for like a day or two.

And I have someone here in charge.

And I'll tell them you're going to start tomorrow.

Can you do that?

Oh, God, you guys are the best.

You know, if you need free board and stuff, you can stay here, too.

You know... There's too much dialogue here.

Hi.

Hi. How are you?

Oh, I'm Lena. I'm the new gardener. Oh.

Who are you?

I'm the caretaker.

I was expecting you, but not at this moment.

Is this a bad time?

No.

So where do you want me to start?

Gardening.

How about right about here?

Right here?

Right here?

You need help with it?

Oh,

excuse me.

She's going to have to move.

Are you sure this is what I'm supposed to be doing?

Definitely.

Positive. Oh, what's that?

Oh, God, I'm gonna get so fucking

hard.

I have to do something with him.

Ugh!

You have them in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're going to put your cough right up in there? Right in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Let me see it again. Let me see it again.

Yeah. That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that

was a good one.

Yeah.

Get out.

Oh, yeah.

I could fuck her better than you can.

You want to fuck her? Yeah.

You want to fuck her, too?

Just so happen to have something.

Donuts? Come on, Dad.

Looks like you have all the right tools.

Yeah, well, it's not what you got, it's how you use it, right?

Put your cock in your butt.

Bend over, bend over, bend over. Come on.

Oh yeah man Spread that ass

Okay. All right.

Very good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I like how you bite my ass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Did you grab that? Oh.

Now it's over there. Bye -bye.

Now she's sucking my clit.

Got my cock out of the way.

I'm licking her eye.

Of course you are. You always are.

I'm licking her eye.

Have you ever seen his tongue?

Have you ever seen his tongue?

How long is it?

How do you suck that?

She sucks quite good.

Spit on her asshole.

Fuck her.

No, I'm gonna fuck her.

It feels so good.

Thank you.

Yeah, I better get to that.

Go do your job.

Yeah.

Bye.

You go. You go. I'm laying. Definitely need some work over there.

Who are you?

Tiffany, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you.

I'll do anything.

Sure will.

Oh, my God.

Where do I start?

Oh,

got to fix your ass?

Uh -huh.

Like that?

Uh -huh.

Right in the middle.

Right in the middle.

Look at my ass, huh?

Look my ass up.

Yeah. Here.

There you go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, my ass.

Oh.

Yeah, I can't. Yeah?

You nasty garden bitch.

Oh.

Look at my pussy too.

My pussy too.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You have to get it out.

Thank you.

What? Fucking

dirty.

Fucking little whore.

No. No.

No. No.

Slam you with it, huh?

Uh

-huh.

Oh, shit. What?

Huh?

Slam me, baby.

Slam me.

Yeah.

Shut up, fucking swim!

Yes, ma 'am.

Yes.

I don't know. It depends how I work out.

I'm sure you'll do just fine.

Oh, by the way, there's a lot of different people hanging around this

don't let them bother you.

Oh, no, I won't. I really need this job bad.

Okay.

There you go.

Hey,

anybody home?

Looks like no one's home. Well, let's make ourselves at home.

You sure it's all right?

The pussy man loves me. He gave me full reign of the house.

Well, great. Let's get on with it.

You're like a spankin' little girl.

um um

Oh. Oh.

Thank you.

This is a hat.

I'm going to take you the other way.

Good boy.

God, don't worry.

God, Lena turns me.

Excuse me, I'm with Homeowners Insurance.

I'm looking for the lady of the house.

She isn't in right now. Can I help you with something?

That wouldn't be a bad idea right now.

Why don't you show me what you got?

Well, we have these policies.

Oh, really? They're very specially adapted for passes in the earthquake

vicinity.

Really?

Tell me more.

Our policies include loss of orgasm, dismemberment,

and of course...

And

of course, cunnilingus.

Sounds good to me.

The policy I have is specially designed for your

needs and wants.

Does that interest you?

Yes.

Yes, it does very much.

Tell me what your needs and wants are.

I think you know what I want.

I feel kind of stupid today. Why don't you spell it out?

I want it.

Want what?

What's it? You.

Satisfy me.

I like the way you look at me.

Thank you.

Yeah.

You want it too, don't you?

Maybe.

Don't give me that maybe bullshit.

I'll think about it and get back to you. Your eyes tell me the whole truth.

Fuck you.

Can

I

suck your cock?

Maybe.

Oh, no.

Maybe. You got those kind of eyes.

Those kind of eyes looking up at me and you're like...

God ties me on.

Come on. Come on.

Just walk out of here.

Uh huh.

Walk out of here.

Look at that nice ass up there.

Now, where do you want me to fuck you?

Fuck you and my pussy.

Where? My pussy.

Why? Because I want you to.

So?

So. I have other people to see.

I always get what I want.

I have other insurance to sell.

Not done yet.

I don't think we have this kind of policy.

Shut up and put your dick in me, all right?

I don't know if it's easy.

Come on, Lena. Nice to meet you. I just came in to do the plans, that's all.

Care to join us?

For a little, uh... Come on.

Paperwork? Come and play.

Oh, I should, Ann.

Come on. I have so much to do.

But you've done so much already.

Just for me.

Would you like to pack it? Come on.

You're handsome.

Look at that cock.

You're really handsome.

Yeah.

He's got a big enough dick for two people.

You may be the lucky second person.

No, really, I just came in for a drink of water.

Yeah? Yes.

May I have one?

Sure.

Give me some more juice.

Let's put it on this bitch's face for a minute.

There.

Okay.

You got other things to do?

Oh, yeah.

Not in my eye.

No? No. In my mouth.

Not in my face. Not in my eye.

Do you want that policy?

Maybe.

I'll get back to you.

I put it in my pussy, and then I put it in my butt.

And then I put it in my pussy, and then I put it in my butt again.

Huh?

Put it right there, and then I take it out.

Put it right up on there, and then... Take it out, and then put it right in

there.

And then I'd be bad.

Lena, make some comments about the people in the house we've seen during

day.

There was a lot of people in the house today.

In fact, the gardening is too hard around this house.

Like who? Like Tiffany?

Nasty little fucking slut.

God, that little fucking slut. Oh, my God, she's a slut.

Oh, Tiffany, this one's for you.

There was Alex.

Alex was fucking a girl in the butt and she wouldn't stay still.

Hey, how you doing?

She went to fucking in the butt too.

And I'd stay still.

I was thinking about you.

Yeah? What are you going to do about it?

You're going to lick my pussy right off the bat?

Are you watching me put that thing on my ass?

Did you feel like coming over and taking a hold of the end and just going, ugh?

Ugh, and sliding your cock up in there, too.

Like, and taking me by the hips.

Feeling me jack on you really hard.

Oh, and I just have to put you in the ass.

No, I meant that the other way around.

I know.

I know.

No, don't listen to them. Just bury your head on there.

They know what it looks like.

I know

how he likes it. He likes me to turn around like this.

He likes me to put my butt up in the air.

He likes to eat from underneath, huh?

Did you suck your cock up in my butt?

Huh.

Oh no.

Only if you let me suck your cock a little while.

And only if you promise to come in my mouth.

Fucking honey.

Oh,

stop.

Okay, I'm going to suck your cock.

Forget about it.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

God, you're so good.

God,

you're so good. You can stay for the summer.

I don't have to garden, do I?

No, you don't.

This is job security.

Yeah.

Aww.

God it's all wet.

Just slid right in there.

Thank you.

How long do you think you're going to stay here?

I don't know. As long as the pussy man let me.

God, speaking of the pussy man, I've got to get some sleep.

They're coming home tomorrow.

This looks great. Wow, what a good job.

Wow. Good job.

I tell ya.

Wow.

Listen, uh... You guys...

It's hard being a gardener.

I can't do it anymore.

What? I'm exhausted.

I'm exhausted.

You are.

You gonna quit?

Yeah. I didn't know it was going to be this hard. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know it was going to be this hard.

Oh, boy, here we go again.

I know.

Maybe I can make you guys some clothes.

Stuck again.

Stuck again.

Wait, let me go, let me go.

Oh, fuck, I'm so close.

You can play with it. You just can't come.

Tiffany, I'm starting without you.

Are you?

No. I'm, like, right there.

You ready to go?

Problem is, there's supposed to be two of them.

Excuse me, Lena. What? What are those things hanging?

What are those?

No. I don't know. I found it in my butt.

Everything's up my butt.

Everything's up your butt. You better turn around and stick it in the air and

let us see it.

Do you see my keys in there too?

God.

They like me. They like me sitting on your face.

Love you sitting on her face. Okay?

She can't breathe.

I got a muffin.

And action.

What are you supposed to do with this?

Oh, yeah, probably that.

I could just do this all night long.

What if I licked it?

What if I sucked my own butt juice, huh? Then would you gross out?