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[Surgical gloves snapping]
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[A taste of honey plays
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[boogie oogie oogie]
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His and her facelifts.
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If this is indicative of the
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state of relationships in the
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21st century, then i'm staying
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single.
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And cocker spaniels all over
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south Florida howl in relief.
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I admire the cohens. They
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want to stay attractive to each
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other as they age. Keep the
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intimacy in their marriage
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alive. Why shouldn't they look
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as young and vital as the love
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they feel?
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I'm closed.
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Get over here. I'm lonely.
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How many of these would you
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say we've done?
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I don't know. Couple of
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thousand?
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Mm-hmm.
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Try five.
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♫ You can't boogie no more ♫
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♫ boogie no more ♫
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♫ listen to me ♫
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4,999... 5,000.
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No shit.
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[Chuckles]
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To 5,000 more.
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And they said it wouldn't
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last.
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Mm-hmm.
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[Chuckles]
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Come over for dinner tomorrow
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night. Let's expand this
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celebration. Make it a family
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affair.
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The only way I want to
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celebrate is with a nice, big
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slice of hair pie.
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Right. Celebration aside, I
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want some alone time with you
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this week. We need to come up
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with a plan for the next 10
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years, so we firmly know where
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we're going. Julia and I did it
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when we got back together. Now
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look at us. We're tighter than
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we've ever been.
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Not everybody has what you
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have, Sean.
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Absolute, neat. Thanks.
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I know you're struggling,
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Christian. Know everything
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you've been through with Kimber.
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I know. The only way you're
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going to start to feel better is
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to get close to someone again.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Can we buy you gentlemen
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a drink?
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Absolutely.
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I'm Christian Troy. This is Sean
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McNamara. We're doctors.
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We're Jill and Riley white.
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Sisters?
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Ho ho. Oh, aren't you sweet?
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Um, mom, can I get that
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credit card to pay the
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bartender?
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[Indistinct]
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Thanks for the offer, but, uh,
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i'm gonna go home and make love
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to my wife. And then, i'm gonna
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propose to her.
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Ooh.
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Oh... a family man. That's so
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sweet.
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Yeah. Yeah, if there's one
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thing that Dr. McNamara and I
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agree on...
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It's, uh...
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It's the importance of family.
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[John Paul young plays
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[love is in the air]
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[Jill laughs]
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Shots.
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♫ Love is in the air,
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everywhere I look around,
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love is in the air,
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every sight and every sound,
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and I don't know,
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if i'm being foolish,
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don't know if i'm being wise,
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but it's something that I must,
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believe in,
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and it's there when I look,
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in your eyes,
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love is in the air,
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in the whisper of the tree,
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love is in the air,
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in the thunder of the sea,
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and I don't know,
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if i'm just dreaming,
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don't know if I feel safe,
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but it's something that I must,
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believe in,
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and it's there,
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when you call out my name,
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Love is in the air,
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love is in the air,
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oh...
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Love is in the air ♫
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Mmm... oh... ooh!
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[Sean grunts]
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Please...
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What's wrong?
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♫ Love is in the air,
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when the day is nearly done,
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and I don't know,
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if you are an illusion ♫
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Hey...
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♫ don't know if I see truth,
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but you are something,
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that I must believe in,
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and you are there,
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when I reach out for you,
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love is in the air,
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everywhere I look around,
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love is in the air,
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every sight and every sound ♫
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Oh, sweetie, the... the way
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the baby's sitting. It's making
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me really gassy. Can I give you
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a rain check?
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Sure.
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Jill: Oh, yeah! Yes!
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♫ But it's something,
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that I must believe in,
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and it's there,
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when I look in your eyes ♫
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes! Oh, yes!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Christian: Uhh...
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♫ love is in the air,
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oh ♫
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[Song fades]
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[Crickets chirping]
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♫ make me...
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Beautiful,
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make me...
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A perfect soul,
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a perfect mind,
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a perfect face,
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a perfect...
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Lie ♫
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Mr. Landau, tell me what you
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don't like about yourself.
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Well, if I had to pick one
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thing, it'd be that I didn't
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meet my lovely bride here
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sooner.
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How long have you two been
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married?
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Almost a year now.
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I proposed first night we
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met. She kept me waiting a whole
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week. But... She saved my life.
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Literally saved my life.
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Then what brings you here
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today?
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My balls are no longer
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proportionate to my wang.
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Burt was diagnosed with late
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stage prostate cancer 6 months
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ago. Aside from the radiology
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treatments, our doctor
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recommended he have a bilateral
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orchiectomy.
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You had both testes removed?
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And you're not happy with the
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size of your implants now?
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Lord, no. Feels like I got
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a s.U.V. Riding around on
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training wheels down there.
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How much bigger would you
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like to go?
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How about kiwi-size? Huh?
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That's how you first described
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'em to me. Heh heh. All my life
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I had a pair that made me feel
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like a man. I made my living
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eating up pet shops and shittin'
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out circuses.
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My husband's a medical
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venture capitalist.
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Landau industries can take
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a half-ass h.M.O. Or a radiology
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lab and make it profitable in
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6 months. 6 months! Well,
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brains... brains can help you
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recognize an opportunity, but it
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is balls that make you
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a risk-taker. And these
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10-year-old boy pits I got down
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there are sucking out all my
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oomph.
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I told him that doesn't
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matter to me anymore. His health
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is what's important. To go
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through another operation this
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year is crazy to me.
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Have you been intimate with
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your husband since the
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operation?
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Yes.
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I think I would've remembered
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that, honey.
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Real intimacy isn't just
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about sex, Burt. It's about me
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holding your head up when you
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puked from the chemo. It's about
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being man enough to be
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vulnerable with me.
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What about your sex life
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before the operation?
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What sort of details are you
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interested in, Dr. Troy?
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We did it 4 times a week.
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At least. Right?
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Hmm.
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And that was enough for you?
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What?
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I think what my partner's
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getting at is we'd like to Gauge
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what each of your expectations
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are before we schedule
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a procedure.
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Exactly.
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Well, I told you. I want to
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go back to being the man I was.
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Now trust me, honey, once I get
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those boys back, we're both
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gonna be much, much happier.
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[Julia exhales]
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I've been feeling fine,
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actually.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Nothing different,
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really than I remember feeling
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with Matt and Annie.
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Maybe less appetite.
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[Chuckles]
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[Sighs]
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Does the baby look, um...
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Is everything all right?
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Well, it's a boy.
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It's also what I was afraid of,
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Julia. I wish we could have made
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a definitive evaluation earlier,
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but with something like this...
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The baby's size, and the rotated
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position, the bone still
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forming... it often takes until
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the second trimester to be
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absolutely sure.
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And are you, uh, sure?
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When you discussed the
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possibility of this with Sean...
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no, I-I didn't discuss it
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with him. I mean, I-I didn't
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want to worry him in case it
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turned out to be nothing, and I
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knew that I wanted this baby,
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no matter what. And I was afraid
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that he wouldn't, so... I didn't
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say anything.
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I know it's not my place,
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Julia, but I think it...
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no, you know what? It's not
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your place. You know, i'm sorry,
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but this is very complicated.
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There are people that you can
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talk to that have lived with
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this and lead happy and
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successful lives. I think it
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would give you some relief.
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I love your pad. None of that
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metrosexual, pseudo-hip,
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design-within-reach crap. Yeah,
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you know, it usually takes a gay
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guy to put together a place as
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fashion forward as yours.
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A little less teeth down
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there, sweetheart.
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[No audio]
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Kids. Let mommy, honey.
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I can do it, mom.
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I'm sure you can. Sweetie.
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It's just... i was sucking dick
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when you were sucking on
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a pacifier.
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[Chuckles]
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Watch and learn.
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She's always telling me what
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to do.
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Parents can be t... ough.
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Yeah. It's cool, though. We
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don't get to hang out together
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as much since nursing school
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started. So this is our only
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real mother-daughter time.
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You guys do this together
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a lot?
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Hmm. Ever since I was 16. She
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caught me with my stepdad.
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Well...
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Mom, he won't kiss me.
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Hmm?
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Some guys just don't like to be
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kissed after oral sex,
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sweetheart.
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But he didn't kiss me
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the other night either.
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Did he kiss you?
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So our tongues are good
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enough to go in your ass, but
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not your mouth.
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Certainly not one after the
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other.
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What kind of guy doesn't want
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to be kissed?
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[Scoffs]
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The kind I warned you about.
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He's just like your father.
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Do you know what kind of women
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accept not being kissed? Whores.
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We're not whores.
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No, you're the goddamn mother
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of the year.
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[Pats Riley]
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Get out. This is too screwed
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up, even for me. I'm not going
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to be judged by people like you.
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You think you're different
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than us? There are 3 people in
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this room, honey. And you're
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playing two.
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Riley, get dressed. We're out of
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here.
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You know, mom and I might
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have our problems, but at least
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we have each other.
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Which is exactly the way
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mommy likes it, sweetheart.
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Maybe if you let her keep the
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key to your snacks long enough,
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you'll be just as bitter and
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screwed up when you turn 40.
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Of course, by then, she'll be
365
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60, so I won't be surprised if
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she takes you cruising for dates
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down at the early bird special
368
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at long John silver's.
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Yeah, and you'll be there,
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too. Sitting by yourself.
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You are so afraid of connecting.
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You're destined to die alone.
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Come on, honey.
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The mushrooms are on
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the bottom shelf, honey, behind
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the yogurt.
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[Door shuts]
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What?
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00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,985
[Wine pours]
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You look beautiful. You got
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that beautiful mother's glow
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about you.
383
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It's called retaining water.
384
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My feet are so swollen, I can
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barely walk.
386
00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:44,133
So, what are we cooking?
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00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:46,235
Uh, we have, um, a chicken
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tetrazzini. Uh, Annie saw it on
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Rachel ray.
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It's kind of mom's and my
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thing.
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Mm-hmm.
393
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Well, it sounds yummy.
394
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[Chuckles]
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Smells good. Where's Matty?
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Um, he's in the garage.
397
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Still? It's been over
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2 hours.
399
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Oh, sweetheart,
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just let him be.
401
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Oh, it's a family dinner,
402
00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:04,154
Julia. That means all
403
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the family.
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He'll come when he's ready.
405
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Right?
406
00:17:11,761 --> 00:17:13,662
Um, sweetie, why don't you
407
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let me finish getting dinner
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ready while, uh, you and your
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dad go and practice the school
410
00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:19,308
play?
411
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She got the lead in
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puss in boots.
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Puss in boots? Wow.
414
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[Indistinct]
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I've come to see the king.
416
00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:35,584
But you are merely a cat!
417
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,126
What business could you possibly
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00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:38,827
have with his royal highness?
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I bear gifts from
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the Marquis of carabas.
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I have never heard of this
422
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,333
Marquis.
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How will you explain to
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your king that you stopped
425
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a very important man from
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00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:51,240
talking to him?
427
00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:54,103
Well, please, forgive me.
428
00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:55,604
I will announce your arrival to
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his royal highness.
430
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There I was, just staring at
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them, the two of them.
432
00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:05,685
The connection between them
433
00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:08,187
was...
434
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,119
I don't know. I don't think
435
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,321
i've ever felt that kind
436
00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:14,264
of closeness before.
437
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,870
Good.
438
00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:22,832
You've been sitting there for
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30 minutes, and that's the first
440
00:18:24,134 --> 00:18:25,104
time you've been able to
441
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articulate why you're here.
442
00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:30,239
"Why now?" Is the question.
443
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,380
Well, I told you, I was
444
00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:33,182
staring at Sean, and...
445
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:37,246
nothing else?
446
00:18:37,247 --> 00:18:38,347
I mean, in general, your life
447
00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:40,389
was working relatively well.
448
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:41,820
Successful practice, and
449
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:42,652
according to your own
450
00:18:42,653 --> 00:18:45,394
estimation, you've...
451
00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:47,396
"Screwed hundreds of the hottest
452
00:18:47,397 --> 00:18:49,359
asses in south beach."
453
00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:58,807
Why ask for help now?
454
00:18:58,808 --> 00:18:59,609
[Gulps]
455
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:00,769
Sean and I recently celebrated
456
00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:04,613
5,000 surgeries, and...
457
00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:06,615
To reward my accomplishments,
458
00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:08,217
I picked up a couple of gals
459
00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:10,219
and...
460
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:10,880
Screwed them until my dick
461
00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:14,783
almost fell off.
462
00:19:14,784 --> 00:19:17,356
15 years ago, I celebrated our
463
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:21,390
first surgery the same way.
464
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:22,362
Have you ever had any loving
465
00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:24,234
adult relationships?
466
00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:30,769
Yeah, sure.
467
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,272
What happened?
468
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,343
One of them married Sean, and
469
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:37,576
the other one... Well...
470
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,178
Just didn't work out.
471
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,180
Wasn't my fault.
472
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,181
Even Sean couldn't make it work
473
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,314
with her.
474
00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:47,185
I see.
475
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,718
And your recent celebratory sex,
476
00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:51,860
how would you describe it?
477
00:19:51,861 --> 00:19:52,861
I could demonstrate, if
478
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,263
you're interested.
479
00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:55,864
Christian, i'm not interested
480
00:19:55,865 --> 00:19:56,895
in getting off on your sexual
481
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,228
exploits. I'm interested in
482
00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:03,201
understanding them.
483
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,305
Tell me about when you climax.
484
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,306
Do you look into your partner's
485
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,839
eyes?
486
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,341
We're not exactly face to
487
00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:15,844
face, if you get the picture.
488
00:20:15,845 --> 00:20:17,946
Women who wanna play kissy-face
489
00:20:17,947 --> 00:20:21,250
and... gaze into someone's eyes
490
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:22,221
should find themselves
491
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,223
a lesbian.
492
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,224
Watching your lover give
493
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,326
themselves to you and allowing
494
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,327
them to witness your own
495
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,259
surrender is a shared
496
00:20:29,259 --> 00:20:29,899
connection.
497
00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:30,700
Mmm.
498
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:31,830
It takes trust... courage...
499
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,002
To be that vulnerable. When you
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00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:35,364
climax behind her back, her
501
00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:37,436
identity doesn't matter. She's
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00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:40,939
just a substitute for your hand.
503
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,771
My hand never made me buy it
504
00:20:42,772 --> 00:20:43,713
dinner and cuddle afterwards.
505
00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:45,874
It's a power position, taking
506
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,346
someone else's power and using
507
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,247
it for your own...
508
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,349
you know what? So is this.
509
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,451
It's ridiculous. How much are
510
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,482
you overcharging me?
511
00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:54,424
I'm forcing you to take
512
00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:55,385
an honest look at your behavior,
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00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:56,455
since there doesn't seem to be
514
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,456
anyone else in your life willing
515
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,257
to do that.
516
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:58,928
Actually, Sean does that.
517
00:20:58,929 --> 00:21:00,959
Thank you very much.
518
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,662
Oh, yes. The man who has
519
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,295
everything you wish you had.
520
00:21:06,296 --> 00:21:07,936
He's my best friend.
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00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:09,338
He doesn't demand anything in
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return, like every other goddamn
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00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,740
woman i've ever been with.
524
00:21:11,741 --> 00:21:12,741
I don't have to take care of
525
00:21:12,742 --> 00:21:14,473
him. I don't have to take care
526
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,976
of his fragile little ego.
527
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:21,910
How much?
528
00:21:21,911 --> 00:21:23,011
So you do have intimacy
529
00:21:23,012 --> 00:21:26,885
in your life after all.
530
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:27,886
Maybe the reason
531
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,358
your relationships with women
532
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:30,519
keep failing is because
533
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,361
you're taken.
534
00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:33,422
What the hell are you
535
00:21:33,423 --> 00:21:35,894
talking about?
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00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:36,796
Ever considered
537
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,767
the possibility that you're
538
00:21:37,768 --> 00:21:39,429
in love with your partner?
539
00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:05,694
Hmm.
540
00:22:05,695 --> 00:22:08,497
Christian?
541
00:22:08,498 --> 00:22:09,359
Come in here and check out
542
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,860
my balls.
543
00:22:11,861 --> 00:22:12,901
A shipment of neuticles for
544
00:22:12,902 --> 00:22:15,804
the landau surgery arrived.
545
00:22:15,805 --> 00:22:16,805
Now, which do you think
546
00:22:16,806 --> 00:22:19,568
would be appropriate?
547
00:22:19,569 --> 00:22:20,809
I don't know. Ask him.
548
00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:21,771
They're his balls.
549
00:22:21,772 --> 00:22:22,841
Well, I know. But the ones he
550
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,943
has now are 22 ccs. He said they
551
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,776
were too small.
552
00:22:27,777 --> 00:22:28,777
I don't think mine are anything
553
00:22:28,778 --> 00:22:30,449
to be ashamed of. They're about
554
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,920
that size.
555
00:22:31,921 --> 00:22:35,524
Hey, look at these 40s.
556
00:22:35,525 --> 00:22:36,785
[Chuckles]
557
00:22:36,786 --> 00:22:37,727
I don't know about you, but
558
00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:38,628
I always thought the size of
559
00:22:38,629 --> 00:22:39,928
a man's testes was secondary to
560
00:22:39,929 --> 00:22:41,990
proportion. I mean, you could
561
00:22:41,991 --> 00:22:43,462
sink the Bismarck with these
562
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,994
things, right?
563
00:22:45,995 --> 00:22:50,038
Yours this big?
564
00:22:50,039 --> 00:22:50,940
Eh?
565
00:22:50,941 --> 00:22:51,941
Jesus, Sean.
566
00:22:51,942 --> 00:22:53,772
Are they?
567
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:54,803
What's the matter?
568
00:22:54,804 --> 00:22:55,874
Nothing. I just don't feel
569
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,045
like playing with your toy nuts,
570
00:22:57,046 --> 00:22:58,647
that's all.
571
00:22:58,648 --> 00:23:00,579
They're not toys, Christian.
572
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,951
They're our future.
573
00:23:02,952 --> 00:23:05,053
You realize that over 3,500 of
574
00:23:05,054 --> 00:23:06,785
the 5,000 surgeries we've done
575
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,417
have been cosmetic?
576
00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:09,688
Yeah, I looked it up.
577
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,620
That's 70% of our O.R. time
578
00:23:11,621 --> 00:23:12,891
spent on boob jobs and lipo,
579
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,923
and only 30% on cases like the
580
00:23:14,924 --> 00:23:17,626
landaus. Let's flip that ratio
581
00:23:17,627 --> 00:23:19,468
for the next 5,000.
582
00:23:19,469 --> 00:23:19,999
Hmm?
583
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,800
30% cosmetic,
584
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:24,733
70% reconstructive.
585
00:23:24,734 --> 00:23:27,005
We have the skill to do it.
586
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:30,879
Now all we need are the balls.
587
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,040
Did you ever think I might
588
00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:33,983
like doing tit jobs?
589
00:23:46,496 --> 00:23:47,496
Tell me what you don't like
590
00:23:47,497 --> 00:23:49,858
about yourself, Ms. Plumb.
591
00:23:49,859 --> 00:23:54,002
I want a voice lift.
592
00:23:54,003 --> 00:23:54,904
You'll make an incision,
593
00:23:54,905 --> 00:23:57,766
implant some gortex, right?
594
00:23:57,767 --> 00:23:58,837
And then, the youthfully
595
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,769
retightened vocal chords
596
00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,471
eliminate the wobbles, tremors,
597
00:24:02,472 --> 00:24:03,612
and, in some cases,
598
00:24:03,613 --> 00:24:05,874
raise the voice an octave.
599
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:07,746
You've done your research.
600
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,878
Are you a singer or an actress,
601
00:24:09,879 --> 00:24:11,019
or...
602
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:13,922
Cindy plumb can make you come
603
00:24:13,923 --> 00:24:17,486
in English, Spanish, mandarin,
604
00:24:17,487 --> 00:24:19,958
and Japanese. You may be alone,
605
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:25,494
but you're not on your own.
606
00:24:25,495 --> 00:24:28,497
I'm a phone sex artist.
607
00:24:28,498 --> 00:24:29,598
I've been getting people off
608
00:24:29,599 --> 00:24:31,039
for 15 years.
609
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,841
Oh.
610
00:24:32,842 --> 00:24:35,744
Uh, Dr. Graham is a specialist
611
00:24:35,745 --> 00:24:37,606
who does voice rehabilitation.
612
00:24:37,607 --> 00:24:38,877
We don't like to cut into
613
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:40,849
the larynx unless it's a last
614
00:24:40,850 --> 00:24:42,851
resort, so he'll work with you.
615
00:24:42,852 --> 00:24:43,882
And if that fails...
616
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,515
uh, no, doctor. Time is
617
00:24:46,516 --> 00:24:48,917
money, and my clients deserve
618
00:24:48,918 --> 00:24:54,923
the best.
619
00:24:54,924 --> 00:24:59,067
I'll be honest with you.
620
00:24:59,068 --> 00:25:00,729
From the rosacea and the thread
621
00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:02,030
bands in your nasal area, i'd
622
00:25:02,031 --> 00:25:04,502
guess you're a heavy drinker.
623
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,974
And your skin quality suggests
624
00:25:05,975 --> 00:25:07,005
you're at least a pack a day
625
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,777
smoker? Both those addictions
626
00:25:08,778 --> 00:25:09,778
affect your voice...
627
00:25:09,779 --> 00:25:11,710
i'm way ahead of you, doc.
628
00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,842
I'm off the booze, and I just
629
00:25:13,843 --> 00:25:18,887
started on the patch.
630
00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:21,219
It's been a long road, huh?
631
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,991
My marriage fell apart 17 years
632
00:25:22,992 --> 00:25:25,293
ago. I couldn't give my husband
633
00:25:25,294 --> 00:25:29,828
what he needed sexually. Heh.
634
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,661
Don't you love the irony?
635
00:25:32,662 --> 00:25:35,003
I actually thought I would die.
636
00:25:35,004 --> 00:25:36,805
I'd pour myself a big glass of
637
00:25:36,806 --> 00:25:38,807
bourbon and call up one of those
638
00:25:38,808 --> 00:25:42,941
chat lines. I was very lonely.
639
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:43,843
And then, one night, sitting
640
00:25:43,844 --> 00:25:45,714
there alone, I discovered
641
00:25:45,715 --> 00:25:47,045
I wasn't just a sad, dumped
642
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,948
first wife... i was a goddamn
643
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:53,221
sensual goddess. That's how it
644
00:25:53,222 --> 00:25:55,754
works... you may not get what you
645
00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:59,057
want, but you get what you need.
646
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,228
Now I have a life full of these
647
00:26:00,229 --> 00:26:02,831
extraordinary men who know that
648
00:26:02,832 --> 00:26:06,094
there is nobody as smokin' hot
649
00:26:06,095 --> 00:26:09,998
as yours truly. I provide
650
00:26:09,999 --> 00:26:11,139
a connection they can't get
651
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:14,943
at home. I save marriages now.
652
00:26:14,944 --> 00:26:20,979
I don't lose 'em.
653
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,851
How long have you been sober?
654
00:26:22,852 --> 00:26:24,282
2 years. And that's another
655
00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:26,685
irony. I'm clearer now.
656
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:27,716
I'm better at what I do than
657
00:26:27,717 --> 00:26:30,789
I ever have been. But now that
658
00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,761
I sound like a geriatric
659
00:26:32,762 --> 00:26:34,262
bullfrog, thanks to the booze
660
00:26:34,263 --> 00:26:36,865
and the ciggies, lot of
661
00:26:36,866 --> 00:26:37,896
my regular clients aren't
662
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,869
calling as often.
663
00:26:45,835 --> 00:26:47,105
Any ideas on how you'd like
664
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,038
to sound?
665
00:26:53,142 --> 00:26:55,844
[On tape] Oh, baby, you sound
666
00:26:55,845 --> 00:26:58,747
so good today. Where's your
667
00:26:58,748 --> 00:27:00,018
hand, baby?
668
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:00,850
[Tape recorder clicks]
669
00:27:00,851 --> 00:27:02,020
That's Mr. Chin,
670
00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:04,152
an accountant. He's been with me
671
00:27:04,153 --> 00:27:05,754
for 8 years.
672
00:27:05,755 --> 00:27:07,856
[On tape] That's it, baby.
673
00:27:07,857 --> 00:27:10,298
Are you hard, baby? 'Cause i'm
674
00:27:10,299 --> 00:27:12,931
all plumped up and juicy just
675
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:16,735
thinking about you.
676
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:18,867
Are you hard, baby? 'Cause i'm
677
00:27:18,868 --> 00:27:20,669
all plumped up and juicy just
678
00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:24,943
thinking about you.
679
00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:27,876
Oh, come on, doc. Give me back
680
00:27:27,877 --> 00:27:29,919
the real Cindy.
681
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:37,826
Where the hell's Christian?
682
00:27:37,827 --> 00:27:38,887
I'm sure his spirit's here.
683
00:27:38,888 --> 00:27:39,958
It's just his body that's still
684
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:40,860
in the tanning booth.
685
00:27:40,861 --> 00:27:41,960
How long has she been under?
686
00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,331
I wouldn't wait much longer.
687
00:27:43,332 --> 00:27:44,093
Get Christian on
688
00:27:44,094 --> 00:27:49,167
the batphone.
689
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,000
[Cell phone beeps]
690
00:27:52,001 --> 00:27:52,942
Christian: Hello?
691
00:27:52,943 --> 00:27:54,072
Where are you?
692
00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:54,974
We have a patient prepped
693
00:27:54,975 --> 00:27:56,144
and on the table.
694
00:27:56,145 --> 00:27:57,076
I thought you said
695
00:27:57,077 --> 00:27:58,807
our featherlift rescheduled.
696
00:27:58,808 --> 00:28:00,078
And then I also told you that
697
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,780
I schedule a laryngoplasty in
698
00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:02,311
its place.
699
00:28:02,312 --> 00:28:03,351
I am in the dentist chair
700
00:28:03,352 --> 00:28:05,013
getting a power bleaching, so
701
00:28:05,014 --> 00:28:05,985
you're gonna have to go ahead
702
00:28:05,986 --> 00:28:08,686
without me.
703
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,089
Ok. Now, where were we?
704
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,061
You were saying you were no
705
00:28:12,062 --> 00:28:13,291
longer happy with the overly
706
00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:15,824
styled metrosexual aesthetic.
707
00:28:15,825 --> 00:28:19,968
If you could be more specific?
708
00:28:19,969 --> 00:28:20,969
Well, for example,
709
00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:24,302
the bedding is far too...
710
00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:25,774
Soft?
711
00:28:25,775 --> 00:28:26,705
Yeah, soft. And the drapes?
712
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:30,108
The drapes are too... Filmy.
713
00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,239
In other words, you want me
714
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,211
to butch it up.
715
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,183
Yeah. Yeah. Butch it up.
716
00:28:35,184 --> 00:28:36,785
[Hot chocolate plays
717
00:28:36,786 --> 00:28:38,717
[you sexy thing]
718
00:28:58,007 --> 00:29:01,810
♫ I believe in miracles,
719
00:29:01,811 --> 00:29:03,311
where you from,
720
00:29:03,312 --> 00:29:05,113
you sexy thing,
721
00:29:05,114 --> 00:29:07,015
sexy thing, you,
722
00:29:07,016 --> 00:29:10,218
I believe in miracles,
723
00:29:10,219 --> 00:29:12,851
since you came along,
724
00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,884
you sexy thing ♫
725
00:29:20,890 --> 00:29:22,862
Slowly bring her out.
726
00:29:27,296 --> 00:29:30,198
Cindy? I need you to repeat
727
00:29:30,199 --> 00:29:32,770
after me, ok?
728
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:37,105
She speaks pleasingly.
729
00:29:37,106 --> 00:29:42,310
She speaks pleasingly.
730
00:29:42,311 --> 00:29:43,182
I wanna shave off
731
00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:45,054
just a hair.
732
00:29:53,923 --> 00:29:55,093
The day Dr. Allenby told me
733
00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:57,195
I had a 50/50 chance of passing
734
00:29:57,196 --> 00:30:00,228
these beauties down to my kids,
735
00:30:00,229 --> 00:30:02,000
she also promised she would
736
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,131
support whatever decision
737
00:30:03,132 --> 00:30:05,834
I came to. My coin came up tails
738
00:30:05,835 --> 00:30:07,806
each time. Both kids have it.
739
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,812
Did it make you braver at all
740
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,214
in your decision when you found
741
00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:19,347
out that they had... Electrod...
742
00:30:19,348 --> 00:30:21,089
electrodactyly.
743
00:30:21,090 --> 00:30:21,851
Sorry.
744
00:30:21,852 --> 00:30:23,221
I know. Clumsy word, hard to
745
00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:24,552
pronounce. But it's a hell of
746
00:30:24,553 --> 00:30:26,024
a lot better than lobster claw
747
00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:28,826
syndrome.
748
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:32,861
Yeah, I wavered. But ultimately,
749
00:30:32,862 --> 00:30:35,133
I decided they had every right
750
00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:40,238
to be here and be different.
751
00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:42,840
Was it hard as a child to
752
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,973
make the adjustments?
753
00:30:44,974 --> 00:30:46,244
Physically, you figure it
754
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:49,277
out, like standing and walking.
755
00:30:49,278 --> 00:30:53,281
Emotionally, bit by bit, because
756
00:30:53,282 --> 00:30:54,382
really, it's the rest of
757
00:30:54,383 --> 00:30:56,054
the conventional world that
758
00:30:56,055 --> 00:31:00,388
makes you feel handicapped.
759
00:31:00,389 --> 00:31:03,631
And, um, has it affected your
760
00:31:03,632 --> 00:31:05,863
ability to make a living?
761
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,395
Are you kidding?
762
00:31:07,396 --> 00:31:09,597
I'm the top sales rep at lauder
763
00:31:09,598 --> 00:31:11,900
because of it.
764
00:31:11,901 --> 00:31:13,871
I've cultivated this gregarious
765
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,904
personality so people would be
766
00:31:15,905 --> 00:31:17,946
more fascinated with who I was
767
00:31:17,947 --> 00:31:23,281
than what I looked like.
768
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,553
It's just, you know... you know
769
00:31:25,554 --> 00:31:28,886
how it is. It's... we feel such
770
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:32,290
love for our children, we just
771
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,022
want everything to be perfect,
772
00:31:34,023 --> 00:31:35,363
you know?
773
00:31:35,364 --> 00:31:37,895
You know nothing's ever that.
774
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,167
I think life is more about
775
00:31:39,168 --> 00:31:41,930
embracing your imperfections.
776
00:31:41,931 --> 00:31:43,271
I mean, how else can you embrace
777
00:31:43,272 --> 00:31:45,203
anyone else's?
778
00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,105
You're so right. You know,
779
00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:48,276
you seem so much more
780
00:31:48,277 --> 00:31:49,577
comfortable with yourself than
781
00:31:49,578 --> 00:31:52,310
I am, and... god, you must've had
782
00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:55,183
very special parents.
783
00:31:55,184 --> 00:31:57,015
The day I was born?
784
00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:58,987
My father took one look at me
785
00:31:58,988 --> 00:32:01,419
and bolted.
786
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,352
Wussy.
787
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,939
Great. Wasn't sure you'd be
788
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,073
here.
789
00:32:25,074 --> 00:32:27,945
My soap's out. Move over.
790
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:31,179
[New song begins]
791
00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:35,353
[Clears throat]
792
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:37,355
Yeah, you know, I can do this
793
00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:40,958
one myself.
794
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:41,959
It's your turn to take the
795
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,661
afternoon off. Why don't you go
796
00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:45,093
play some golf.
797
00:32:45,094 --> 00:32:47,095
Golf? When have you ever seen
798
00:32:47,096 --> 00:32:48,096
me play golf?
799
00:32:48,097 --> 00:32:49,397
Exactly. You need to learn.
800
00:32:49,398 --> 00:32:50,698
Name me one other successful
801
00:32:50,699 --> 00:32:52,340
doctor you know that is so hard
802
00:32:52,341 --> 00:32:53,601
at work he doesn't have time for
803
00:32:53,602 --> 00:32:57,105
18 holes.
804
00:32:57,106 --> 00:32:59,307
I could name you two. And the
805
00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:00,978
reason is because we keep
806
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,080
doubling up on all these
807
00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:03,981
surgeries. If we want to grow,
808
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,214
we need to learn how to work
809
00:33:06,215 --> 00:33:07,215
smarter, not harder.
810
00:33:07,216 --> 00:33:08,256
I thought you liked to work
811
00:33:08,257 --> 00:33:09,287
that way, as a team.
812
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:10,259
[Chuckles] That was always
813
00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:12,660
your idea. I'm fine flying solo.
814
00:33:12,661 --> 00:33:18,066
Always have been.
815
00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:19,267
I can't keep being your hobby,
816
00:33:19,268 --> 00:33:20,769
Sean.
817
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,634
Ok, which one of you ladies has
818
00:33:26,635 --> 00:33:29,207
this man's balls?
819
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,409
I should have guessed. We ready
820
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:32,241
to go?
821
00:33:32,242 --> 00:33:33,381
Meter's running.
822
00:33:33,382 --> 00:33:34,682
Excellent.
823
00:33:34,683 --> 00:33:36,684
We're not waiting for Sean?
824
00:33:36,685 --> 00:33:38,246
Nope. It's a one-man show
825
00:33:38,247 --> 00:33:39,417
today, darlin'.
826
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,588
That why you need an
827
00:33:40,589 --> 00:33:43,021
audience?
828
00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:54,432
Am I in trouble?
829
00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:56,434
That depends. What are you
830
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,206
doing out here?
831
00:33:58,207 --> 00:34:00,668
I wanted to watch.
832
00:34:00,669 --> 00:34:02,310
Really?
833
00:34:02,311 --> 00:34:04,112
You like to watch, Mrs. Landau?
834
00:34:04,113 --> 00:34:06,043
When it comes to my husband,
835
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,116
i'd... i'd rather be in there
836
00:34:08,117 --> 00:34:11,779
suturing the implants myself.
837
00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:13,181
He's been to so many doctors
838
00:34:13,182 --> 00:34:15,183
this year. They all spend 5
839
00:34:15,184 --> 00:34:16,354
minutes in a room with him, and
840
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:17,385
suddenly they're qualified to
841
00:34:17,386 --> 00:34:19,627
take his life into their hands?
842
00:34:19,628 --> 00:34:21,159
And I have to sit in the waiting
843
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,761
room, biting my nails. I can't
844
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:27,195
do that again. Even the guy who
845
00:34:27,196 --> 00:34:29,267
fixes my car let's me look under
846
00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:30,638
the hood.
847
00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:31,669
I understand your concern,
848
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:34,071
but we have a policy that
849
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,173
strictly forbids clients
850
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,305
watching me play doctor.
851
00:34:37,306 --> 00:34:40,077
Just looking at you...
852
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,409
I find it hard to believe you've
853
00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:42,780
never broken that rule before,
854
00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:45,153
Dr. Troy.
855
00:34:45,154 --> 00:34:48,186
[Woman singing in Spanish]
856
00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:49,688
Everything ok?
857
00:34:53,822 --> 00:34:55,623
That better?
858
00:34:55,624 --> 00:34:58,126
What are you doing?
859
00:34:58,127 --> 00:34:59,397
She's his wife, she can't
860
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:01,098
observe the surgery. If anything
861
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,330
goes wrong, malpractice is not
862
00:35:02,331 --> 00:35:07,875
going to cover us.
863
00:35:07,876 --> 00:35:09,137
You know what's great about
864
00:35:09,138 --> 00:35:12,180
having a pair of these, Liz?
865
00:35:12,181 --> 00:35:13,581
You're not afraid to work
866
00:35:13,582 --> 00:35:15,883
without a net.
867
00:35:15,884 --> 00:35:19,348
15 blade.
868
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,817
[Woman singing in Spanish]
869
00:36:19,408 --> 00:36:21,178
His scrotum's gonna swell to
870
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,380
the size of a grapefruit over
871
00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:24,352
the next couple of weeks. I
872
00:36:24,353 --> 00:36:25,314
recommend the only sexual
873
00:36:25,314 --> 00:36:26,285
contact you have with your
874
00:36:26,286 --> 00:36:27,585
husband is throwing him a bag of
875
00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:29,687
ice or a bucket of Vicodin.
876
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:30,888
What about irrigating the
877
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:31,919
scar with some saline and
878
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,624
Betadine swabs?
879
00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:38,266
Burt made his money in the
880
00:36:38,267 --> 00:36:40,197
medical field. It kinda rubs
881
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,669
off.
882
00:36:41,670 --> 00:36:45,373
Hmm.
883
00:36:45,374 --> 00:36:47,605
I want to thank you again.
884
00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:51,409
It's refreshing to see a doctor
885
00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:53,681
put his ego aside and treat me
886
00:36:53,682 --> 00:36:54,882
with equal respect.
887
00:36:54,883 --> 00:36:55,814
Well, if you really want to
888
00:36:55,815 --> 00:36:57,915
thank me, why don't you come to
889
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,987
my place for dinner tonight?
890
00:36:59,988 --> 00:37:01,349
Why go through all that
891
00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:03,451
trouble?
892
00:37:03,452 --> 00:37:05,723
We should just hop into the
893
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,855
empty bed right here.
894
00:37:07,856 --> 00:37:09,998
Before he wakes up.
895
00:37:14,703 --> 00:37:15,404
I'm flattered.
896
00:37:15,405 --> 00:37:17,305
[Chuckles]
897
00:37:17,306 --> 00:37:18,666
But i've never cheated on my
898
00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:21,238
husband, and I never will.
899
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,010
I'm sorry. After the very
900
00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:23,641
strong signals you've been
901
00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:24,613
sending me, I thought...
902
00:37:24,614 --> 00:37:26,944
I know what you thought. You
903
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:28,245
don't understand how someone my
904
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,347
age can be attracted to an older
905
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:29,918
man.
906
00:37:29,918 --> 00:37:30,779
Certainly not without a
907
00:37:30,779 --> 00:37:31,420
prenup.
908
00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:32,381
So you just assumed I married
909
00:37:32,381 --> 00:37:33,251
him for his money?
910
00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:34,982
Absolutely.
911
00:37:34,983 --> 00:37:36,384
You don't choose who you
912
00:37:36,385 --> 00:37:39,728
love, Dr. Troy, it chooses you.
913
00:37:43,432 --> 00:37:44,932
I never saw myself with an older
914
00:37:44,933 --> 00:37:48,436
man, either. But when I stopped
915
00:37:48,437 --> 00:37:49,937
fighting what my heart truly
916
00:37:49,938 --> 00:37:51,799
wanted, I realized how happy I
917
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,841
was with Burt.
918
00:37:53,842 --> 00:37:59,707
Content.
919
00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:02,710
Well, in that case, I humbly
920
00:38:02,711 --> 00:38:03,781
withdraw my indecent
921
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,983
proposition.
922
00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:07,715
What if I had a proposition
923
00:38:07,716 --> 00:38:11,919
for you, Dr. Troy?
924
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,622
Buy us? We're not for sale.
925
00:38:14,623 --> 00:38:17,766
We are at this price.
926
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,704
[Sighs]
927
00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:28,005
Impressive, but i'm not
928
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:28,907
impressed.
929
00:38:28,908 --> 00:38:30,438
Just read the proposal. The
930
00:38:30,439 --> 00:38:31,709
upfront payment is just for
931
00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:33,010
majority stake in the company.
932
00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:33,982
We still get our salary, we
933
00:38:33,983 --> 00:38:35,743
still own part of the business.
934
00:38:35,744 --> 00:38:36,744
We just don't have to deal with
935
00:38:36,745 --> 00:38:37,845
all the managerial bullshit
936
00:38:37,846 --> 00:38:38,787
that's all.
937
00:38:38,787 --> 00:38:39,448
But why us?
938
00:38:39,449 --> 00:38:41,318
Who cares?
939
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,921
You heard the guy. He... he eats
940
00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:46,023
paper planes and shits out
941
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,726
space shuttles. He's gonna make
942
00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:54,362
us rich. Look, we work 70 hours
943
00:38:54,363 --> 00:38:57,064
a week just to keep pace, right?
944
00:38:57,065 --> 00:38:58,906
This is gonna give us at least
945
00:38:58,907 --> 00:39:01,739
30 of those hours back. They're
946
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,840
not just buying our business,
947
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:03,971
they're helping keep us sane.
948
00:39:03,972 --> 00:39:04,843
But I am sane.
949
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:05,714
Bullshit. You're a
950
00:39:05,715 --> 00:39:07,445
workaholic. And you got another
951
00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:08,746
kid on the way.
952
00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:09,678
You gonna let Julia raise
953
00:39:09,679 --> 00:39:10,948
another one on her own? You saw
954
00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:11,880
what a 70-hour work week did to
955
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:12,781
Matt.
956
00:39:12,782 --> 00:39:13,782
Your genes are as responsible
957
00:39:13,783 --> 00:39:15,352
for that as my work habits. Are
958
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,353
the landaus gonna pay to replace
959
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,626
those? I'd be all for that. Why
960
00:39:18,627 --> 00:39:19,887
are you doing this? You've been
961
00:39:19,888 --> 00:39:21,358
acting strange and distant all
962
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,359
week, and now you want to sell
963
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,061
off this thing we made together.
964
00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,132
What the hell's wrong with you?
965
00:39:25,133 --> 00:39:26,133
Nothing is wrong with me. I
966
00:39:26,134 --> 00:39:27,065
just think we're still young
967
00:39:27,066 --> 00:39:28,836
men. Why tie ourselves down till
968
00:39:28,837 --> 00:39:30,638
we're not anymore?
969
00:39:30,639 --> 00:39:32,770
This isn't a burden that i'm
970
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:36,774
tied to. It's our child.
971
00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:37,775
Well, maybe it's time to let
972
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,377
your kiddie grow up.
973
00:39:44,152 --> 00:39:45,382
Come on. This is what it's all
974
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,784
about. You build a business, you
975
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,656
sell it off and walk off into
976
00:39:48,657 --> 00:39:49,917
the sunset with a buttload of
977
00:39:49,918 --> 00:39:53,821
cash.
978
00:39:53,822 --> 00:39:55,923
I'm sorry, Christian, but we
979
00:39:55,924 --> 00:39:57,394
need to both signoff on a sale,
980
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,797
and I won't do it.
981
00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:01,970
I guess you're stuck with me.
982
00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:21,889
[Door opens]
983
00:40:21,890 --> 00:40:23,851
Christian wants to sell the
984
00:40:23,852 --> 00:40:25,823
business and have us work there
985
00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:27,124
as employees.
986
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,826
[Chuckles] I don't know what's
987
00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:31,428
going on with him.
988
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,500
[Refrigerator door closes]
989
00:40:32,501 --> 00:40:36,163
Asshole. Heh.
990
00:40:36,164 --> 00:40:37,935
I'm his partner. He's acting
991
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:42,740
like he's just in this alone.
992
00:40:42,741 --> 00:40:45,813
What? What's the matter?
993
00:40:45,814 --> 00:40:48,916
It's about the baby.
994
00:40:48,917 --> 00:40:50,948
You lost it?
995
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,951
No.
996
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:59,126
It's christian's?
997
00:40:59,127 --> 00:41:02,029
Dr. Allenby took another
998
00:41:02,030 --> 00:41:06,193
sonogram, and, um, we're having
999
00:41:06,194 --> 00:41:10,898
a baby boy.
1000
00:41:10,899 --> 00:41:12,870
A boy?
1001
00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:16,003
[Breathing heavily]
1002
00:41:16,004 --> 00:41:18,647
I'm having a son.
1003
00:41:24,012 --> 00:41:28,155
Something wrong?
1004
00:41:28,156 --> 00:41:31,488
Something wrong with our baby?
1005
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,021
Yeah.
1006
00:41:34,022 --> 00:41:38,265
Uh, it's called ele-tridle... uh,
1007
00:41:38,266 --> 00:41:43,000
shit, I can't even pronounce it.
1008
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:43,932
[Sobbing]
1009
00:41:43,933 --> 00:41:50,177
Electrodactyly.
1010
00:41:50,178 --> 00:41:52,209
Oh.
1011
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:54,211
How long have you known
1012
00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:56,013
about this?
1013
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,284
[Stammering] I knew that
1014
00:41:57,285 --> 00:42:00,187
there was a possibility that...
1015
00:42:00,188 --> 00:42:03,751
but you knew that...
1016
00:42:03,752 --> 00:42:04,792
You knew that it was a
1017
00:42:04,793 --> 00:42:06,293
possibility?
1018
00:42:06,294 --> 00:42:08,295
And you didn't tell me?
1019
00:42:08,296 --> 00:42:09,927
I thought things were gonna be
1020
00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:12,700
different, Julia. Our one son
1021
00:42:12,701 --> 00:42:14,201
was a lie. I... i thought we were
1022
00:42:14,202 --> 00:42:15,262
really gonna be together this
1023
00:42:15,263 --> 00:42:16,064
time.
1024
00:42:16,065 --> 00:42:20,067
I didn't know what we were.
1025
00:42:20,068 --> 00:42:21,809
I mean, after everything we've
1026
00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:22,970
been through, I didn't know how
1027
00:42:22,971 --> 00:42:23,812
we'd be.
1028
00:42:23,813 --> 00:42:27,675
[Scoffs]
1029
00:42:27,676 --> 00:42:29,677
But i've made a decision that
1030
00:42:29,678 --> 00:42:31,048
i'm having this baby no matter
1031
00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:33,951
what.
1032
00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:37,324
Our baby. You know, i'm sorry.
1033
00:42:37,325 --> 00:42:38,986
Maybe I should have told you,
1034
00:42:38,987 --> 00:42:41,759
instead of pulling away. I'm
1035
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,733
sorry, but...[Sniffles]
1036
00:42:45,734 --> 00:42:47,064
You still couldn't trust me?
1037
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,266
No, Sean. It wasn't that. It
1038
00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,699
was because I didn't know how it
1039
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:54,742
would feel between us. And I was
1040
00:42:54,743 --> 00:42:58,746
scared that if I told you, you
1041
00:42:58,747 --> 00:43:00,748
wouldn't want it, and that I
1042
00:43:00,749 --> 00:43:02,210
might lose you.
1043
00:43:09,918 --> 00:43:11,188
You should have been honest
1044
00:43:11,189 --> 00:43:13,120
with me, Julia.
1045
00:43:13,121 --> 00:43:15,993
Look, i... i can leave. You
1046
00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:17,264
know, you're... we're not married.
1047
00:43:17,265 --> 00:43:19,226
You're not bound to me. I'm not
1048
00:43:19,227 --> 00:43:23,030
gonna ask anything of you, and
1049
00:43:23,031 --> 00:43:27,274
i'm, uh, selling my shares from
1050
00:43:27,275 --> 00:43:30,277
the spa so that I can be with
1051
00:43:30,278 --> 00:43:33,842
the baby fulltime. [Sniffles]
1052
00:43:39,948 --> 00:43:43,150
[Sighs]
1053
00:43:43,151 --> 00:43:45,654
[Sobbing]
1054
00:43:57,065 --> 00:44:00,168
I'm so sorry.
1055
00:44:14,783 --> 00:44:18,155
It's our baby, Julia.
1056
00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:20,227
Yeah.
1057
00:44:20,228 --> 00:44:22,159
I want to do this with you.
1058
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,262
[Sobs]
1059
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:27,695
It's not going to be easy. I
1060
00:44:27,696 --> 00:44:29,737
don't know what we're gonna do.
1061
00:44:29,738 --> 00:44:32,771
[Sniffles]
1062
00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:43,912
We're gonna love each other.
1063
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:57,926
[Doorbell rings]
1064
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:05,332
What are you doing?
1065
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:06,904
Just taking a little drive.
1066
00:45:06,905 --> 00:45:08,105
Was in the neighborhood, thought
1067
00:45:08,106 --> 00:45:10,978
i'd drop by and... See my
1068
00:45:10,979 --> 00:45:12,811
partner.
1069
00:45:25,994 --> 00:45:27,995
Why is there a statue of a cock
1070
00:45:27,996 --> 00:45:32,199
in the corner?
1071
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,001
It's not a cock, Sean. It's
1072
00:45:34,002 --> 00:45:36,764
called abstract art. It's from
1073
00:45:36,765 --> 00:45:39,767
the brutalism movement.
1074
00:45:39,768 --> 00:45:42,270
Oh. [Chuckles]
1075
00:45:48,216 --> 00:45:49,346
Is it a couch, or is it a
1076
00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:50,248
crocodile?
1077
00:45:50,249 --> 00:45:51,318
[Laughs]
1078
00:45:51,319 --> 00:45:53,150
Why'd you change everything?
1079
00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:55,923
I like it the way it was.
1080
00:45:55,924 --> 00:45:57,925
[Laughs]
1081
00:45:57,926 --> 00:45:59,927
[Sighs]
1082
00:45:59,928 --> 00:46:01,859
Are you drunk?
1083
00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,430
Have you ever tried protein
1084
00:46:03,431 --> 00:46:07,764
powder? I've been working out.
1085
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,296
You've officially been replaced
1086
00:46:09,297 --> 00:46:12,369
as my hobby.
1087
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,471
Anyway, stuff tastes like ass,
1088
00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:16,373
so I juiced it up a bit with
1089
00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:21,108
a delightfully flavored vodka.
1090
00:46:21,109 --> 00:46:22,149
I'll get you a cup of coffee.
1091
00:46:22,150 --> 00:46:24,281
Oh, screw folgers. Break out
1092
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:27,184
the champagne!
1093
00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:29,416
Let's celebrate...
1094
00:46:29,417 --> 00:46:35,462
The sale of our business.
1095
00:46:35,463 --> 00:46:37,124
Are you serious?
1096
00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:39,296
Oh, you're right, Christian.
1097
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,527
I'm a goddamn workaholic.
1098
00:46:40,528 --> 00:46:41,499
I've got to stop before I give
1099
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,401
myself a heart attack. Julia's
1100
00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:47,804
all for selling, by the way.
1101
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,207
She wants to be a full-time mom
1102
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:53,210
this time around. Gina's agreed
1103
00:46:53,211 --> 00:46:54,211
to buy out her shares of the
1104
00:46:54,212 --> 00:46:57,284
spa.
1105
00:46:57,285 --> 00:47:01,318
Yeah. That cash isn't rolling in
1106
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:03,091
anytime soon.
1107
00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:10,257
Handicapped children need a lot
1108
00:47:10,258 --> 00:47:13,200
of extra care, not to mention
1109
00:47:13,201 --> 00:47:16,133
money, so... So it all works out
1110
00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:21,238
perfectly.
1111
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,609
My little boy's got
1112
00:47:22,610 --> 00:47:28,175
electrodactyly.
1113
00:47:28,176 --> 00:47:30,247
My little innocent unborn baby
1114
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:31,278
boy got hit with a
1115
00:47:31,279 --> 00:47:32,319
one-in-a-million bolt of
1116
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:36,523
lightening.
1117
00:47:36,524 --> 00:47:38,526
Jesus.
1118
00:47:47,535 --> 00:47:49,496
I'm so sorry.
1119
00:47:49,497 --> 00:47:53,200
I don't want your pity.
1120
00:47:53,201 --> 00:47:54,541
You should be happy. After all,
1121
00:47:54,542 --> 00:47:59,446
you got the perfect son.
1122
00:47:59,447 --> 00:48:00,948
I know you don't believe this
1123
00:48:00,949 --> 00:48:04,581
now, but in time,
1124
00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:07,284
things will all work out fine.
1125
00:48:07,285 --> 00:48:08,515
He'll be able to live a normal
1126
00:48:08,516 --> 00:48:09,387
life.
1127
00:48:09,388 --> 00:48:10,587
No, he won't! He'll never be
1128
00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:12,920
normal! You're a doctor, you
1129
00:48:12,921 --> 00:48:14,621
know what those hands look like.
1130
00:48:14,622 --> 00:48:15,662
He's never gonna be able to play
1131
00:48:15,663 --> 00:48:16,924
ball in a backyard with his old
1132
00:48:16,925 --> 00:48:17,595
man.
1133
00:48:17,596 --> 00:48:18,895
Never be able to go out in
1134
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,427
public and not be stared at by
1135
00:48:20,428 --> 00:48:22,269
strangers who whisper and laugh
1136
00:48:22,270 --> 00:48:24,432
that he's a freak!
1137
00:48:30,578 --> 00:48:34,281
Did you just find out?
1138
00:48:34,282 --> 00:48:36,183
She got the final diagnosis
1139
00:48:36,184 --> 00:48:40,187
this week.
1140
00:48:40,188 --> 00:48:42,189
Now she's 6 months along, the
1141
00:48:42,190 --> 00:48:44,352
ship has sailed.
1142
00:48:49,597 --> 00:48:50,627
Would you have asked her to
1143
00:48:50,628 --> 00:48:54,261
have an abortion... If you knew
1144
00:48:54,262 --> 00:48:57,604
about it earlier?
1145
00:48:57,605 --> 00:49:03,571
Yes. God help me, yes.
1146
00:49:07,345 --> 00:49:11,478
I...
1147
00:49:11,479 --> 00:49:13,451
[Sobbing]
1148
00:49:57,565 --> 00:49:58,665
I'll see you Monday at the
1149
00:49:58,666 --> 00:50:00,298
lawyer's office.
1150
00:50:04,172 --> 00:50:05,172
[Al green sings
1151
00:50:05,173 --> 00:50:07,135
[tired of being alone]
1152
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:15,512
♫ i'm so tired of being alone,
1153
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:17,784
i'm so tired of on-my-own,
1154
00:50:17,785 --> 00:50:19,646
won't you help me, girl,
1155
00:50:19,647 --> 00:50:24,651
just as soon as you can ♫
1156
00:50:24,652 --> 00:50:25,623
[Pounding]
1157
00:50:25,624 --> 00:50:27,694
♫ people say that,
1158
00:50:27,695 --> 00:50:30,557
i've found a way,
1159
00:50:30,558 --> 00:50:32,429
to make you say,
1160
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:36,703
that you love me ♫
1161
00:50:36,704 --> 00:50:37,764
[Panting]
1162
00:50:37,765 --> 00:50:38,566
♫ but baby,
1163
00:50:38,567 --> 00:50:40,667
you didn't go for that, huh,
1164
00:50:40,668 --> 00:50:43,710
it's a natural fact,
1165
00:50:43,711 --> 00:50:44,811
that I wanna come back ♫
1166
00:50:44,812 --> 00:50:45,573
[Dr. Wolper moans]
1167
00:50:45,574 --> 00:50:49,376
♫ show me where it's at,
1168
00:50:49,377 --> 00:50:51,448
baby,
1169
00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:53,620
i'm so tired of being alone,
1170
00:50:53,621 --> 00:50:56,323
i'm so tired of on-my-own,
1171
00:50:56,324 --> 00:50:58,655
won't you help me, girl,
1172
00:50:58,656 --> 00:51:04,331
soon as you can,
1173
00:51:04,332 --> 00:51:06,593
I guess you know that I,
1174
00:51:06,594 --> 00:51:08,735
uh, I love you so,
1175
00:51:08,736 --> 00:51:11,198
even though,
1176
00:51:11,199 --> 00:51:13,470
you don't want me no more,
1177
00:51:13,471 --> 00:51:16,343
hey, hey, hey,
1178
00:51:16,344 --> 00:51:18,745
i'm cryin' tears,
1179
00:51:18,746 --> 00:51:21,478
all through the years,
1180
00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:23,510
I tell you like it is, honey,
1181
00:51:23,511 --> 00:51:27,685
love me if you can,
1182
00:51:30,758 --> 00:51:34,561
yeah, baby,
1183
00:51:34,562 --> 00:51:35,722
tired of being alone,
1184
00:51:35,723 --> 00:51:37,794
here by myself now,
1185
00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:41,568
I tell ya, i'm tired, baby,
1186
00:51:41,569 --> 00:51:42,500
i'm tired of being,
1187
00:51:42,501 --> 00:51:45,272
all wrapped up late at night,
1188
00:51:45,273 --> 00:51:46,633
in my dreams,
1189
00:51:46,634 --> 00:51:48,405
nobody but you, baby,
1190
00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:53,340
sometimes I wonder ♫
1191
00:51:53,341 --> 00:51:55,712
Cindy, on phone: Hi, i'm Cindy.
1192
00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:57,384
What can I do for you this
1193
00:51:57,385 --> 00:51:57,785
evening?
1194
00:51:57,786 --> 00:51:59,386
♫ You see, baby,
1195
00:51:59,387 --> 00:52:02,649
I been thinking about it, yeah,
1196
00:52:02,650 --> 00:52:04,691
I been... i been wanting,
1197
00:52:04,692 --> 00:52:06,253
to get next to you, baby,
1198
00:52:06,254 --> 00:52:07,394
you see, sometimes,
1199
00:52:07,395 --> 00:52:08,825
I hold my arms, and I say,
1200
00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:12,259
ooh ooh,
1201
00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:14,801
oh,
1202
00:52:14,802 --> 00:52:16,403
oh, baby,
1203
00:52:16,404 --> 00:52:18,265
ay...
1204
00:52:18,266 --> 00:52:21,808
Needing you has proven to me ♫
1205
00:52:21,809 --> 00:52:22,610
Hi.
1206
00:52:22,611 --> 00:52:24,611
♫ To be my greatest dream,
1207
00:52:24,612 --> 00:52:25,473
yeah ♫
1208
00:52:25,474 --> 00:52:29,416
Want some company?
1209
00:52:29,417 --> 00:52:31,578
Not tonight, sweetheart.
1210
00:52:31,579 --> 00:52:36,223
Thanks.
1211
00:52:36,224 --> 00:52:37,554
[Clears throat]
1212
00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:38,825
♫ i'm so tired of being alone,
1213
00:52:38,826 --> 00:52:41,588
i'm so tired of being alone,
1214
00:52:41,589 --> 00:52:42,490
sometimes late at night,
1215
00:52:42,490 --> 00:52:43,331
I get to wonderin',
1216
00:52:43,332 --> 00:52:45,362
about you, baby,
1217
00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:47,794
oh, baby, baby...
1218
00:52:47,795 --> 00:52:49,737
[Song fades]
1219
00:53:00,408 --> 00:53:01,408
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1220
00:53:01,409 --> 00:53:02,409
captioning institute
1221
00:53:02,410 --> 00:53:04,352
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