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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:36,483 Ever since I've been a young kid, 2 00:00:36,484 --> 00:00:38,382 I've been chasing my dream, 3 00:00:38,383 --> 00:00:40,487 to be the head of the Santini family. 4 00:00:40,488 --> 00:00:41,488 Seven! 5 00:00:42,732 --> 00:00:46,286 This kid, my nephew, he was a pain in my ass. 6 00:00:46,287 --> 00:00:50,359 My father, God rest his soul, never got there. 7 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:51,878 My poor brother. 8 00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:55,434 My mother, God rest her soul, never helped 'em. 9 00:00:56,677 --> 00:00:58,160 I think he took after his mother. 10 00:00:58,161 --> 00:01:00,783 My best buddy, Tommy, asthma in all, 11 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:03,062 through he could be a professional dodgeball player. 12 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,064 And his friends. 13 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,928 My family finally let me into the inner circle, 14 00:01:07,929 --> 00:01:09,310 they could see my potential. 15 00:01:10,518 --> 00:01:11,863 You know, when you two are standin' like that, 16 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:14,315 close together, you look like number 10. 17 00:01:15,696 --> 00:01:19,008 We had him run some pickups for us, simple pickups. 18 00:01:19,009 --> 00:01:20,217 He screwed that up too. 19 00:01:20,218 --> 00:01:22,012 Empty your damn pockets, kid! 20 00:01:25,257 --> 00:01:26,913 Instead of jumping in the river, 21 00:01:26,914 --> 00:01:29,330 he hands over the whole operation to the Feds. 22 00:01:31,539 --> 00:01:34,404 I'm not stupid, I knew I was supposed to run. 23 00:01:36,682 --> 00:01:37,959 I just didn't know where. 24 00:01:38,857 --> 00:01:39,789 Freeze! 25 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:40,949 Hey, what the fuck is this? 26 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:43,412 FBI. 27 00:01:43,413 --> 00:01:46,035 This kid has the smarts of a pencil. 28 00:01:46,036 --> 00:01:47,486 All right, I'm goin'. 29 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:50,833 Now, I'm ready to take over the family, 30 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:55,356 all I need is a break, just one little break. 31 00:01:57,289 --> 00:01:58,394 Help, that's my spot. 32 00:02:05,849 --> 00:02:07,160 Baby. 33 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:10,577 Baby, oh. 34 00:02:10,578 --> 00:02:12,096 I'm your baby. 35 00:02:12,097 --> 00:02:15,134 And baby you're mine. 36 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,032 Come on now baby. 37 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:18,930 It's not a sigh. 38 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:21,036 Keep my heart beatin', baby. 39 00:02:21,037 --> 00:02:22,141 Through the night. 40 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,419 Come on, take me higher. 41 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:26,662 Whoo, do me right 42 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:29,665 I'm gonna like the way you make me feel tonight. 43 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:32,668 Ooh, sex pop, sex pop. 44 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:34,360 You're on my mind. 45 00:02:34,361 --> 00:02:36,362 You can give me everything. 46 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:38,260 Take me out and come along. 47 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:40,642 Sex pop, sex pop. 48 00:02:40,643 --> 00:02:42,402 You're on my list. 49 00:02:42,403 --> 00:02:44,922 Baby, you can turn me on. 50 00:02:44,923 --> 00:02:46,648 Turn me on, baby. 51 00:02:46,649 --> 00:02:47,649 My man. 52 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:52,136 Feel it now, baby. 53 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:54,208 On top of me now. 54 00:02:59,489 --> 00:03:00,489 Don't forget the cannoli. 55 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:01,905 Yeah, yeah. 56 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,562 Tommy, let go! 57 00:03:04,563 --> 00:03:06,220 See ya later, pop. 58 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:21,821 Hey, what's what? 59 00:03:21,822 --> 00:03:23,893 Hey, Eddie, how ya doin'? 60 00:03:24,928 --> 00:03:26,757 Hey, how ya doin'? 61 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:27,586 Hey! 62 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:28,415 Hey, how you doin'? 63 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,416 Hey, how ya doin'? 64 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:30,417 Hey, how ya doin'? 65 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:31,865 - How you doing? - How you doing? 66 00:03:31,866 --> 00:03:33,626 - How ya doin'? - Hey, how you doin'? 67 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:35,593 Whoa, you've been workin' out. 68 00:03:35,594 --> 00:03:37,043 - How ya doin'? - How ya doin'? 69 00:03:37,044 --> 00:03:38,320 - How ya doin'? - How ya doin'? 70 00:03:38,321 --> 00:03:39,735 Hey, how ya doin', Anthony? 71 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:41,875 - How ya doin'? - Yeah. 72 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:43,774 - Hey, how ya doin'? - How ya doin'? 73 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:46,017 Hey, hey, you look good. 74 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,018 Hey, aah. 75 00:03:48,297 --> 00:03:49,849 Hey, anybody know what number came out last night? 76 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:52,369 Yeah, yeah. Four, nine, one. 77 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:53,370 What'd you say? 78 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:56,407 Hey, Whiner, how ya feelin'? 79 00:03:56,408 --> 00:03:57,995 How am I feelin'? 80 00:03:57,996 --> 00:04:01,585 My tooth hurts, the Rangers lost, my back is killin' me. 81 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:02,896 Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that. 82 00:04:02,897 --> 00:04:03,829 Uh, what do you got for me? 83 00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:05,485 What do you got for my feet? 84 00:04:05,486 --> 00:04:07,453 I got bunions bigger than Mount Rushmore. 85 00:04:07,454 --> 00:04:09,835 No, no, no, no, no, no, pickups, pickup, pickups? 86 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:13,632 Hey, stop picking on me! 87 00:04:14,806 --> 00:04:15,806 What are ya doin' with the fat kid? 88 00:04:15,807 --> 00:04:17,601 Hey, Manny, Don Ho called, 89 00:04:17,602 --> 00:04:20,605 he wants his shirt back! 90 00:04:22,469 --> 00:04:24,953 Didn't your uncle say to stay away from him? 91 00:04:24,954 --> 00:04:26,265 You know, he's a. 92 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,266 I know. 93 00:04:30,477 --> 00:04:31,960 Ah, here we go. 94 00:04:31,961 --> 00:04:33,202 Usual suspects. 95 00:04:33,203 --> 00:04:35,170 Frankie the Face, Dominic the Dog, 96 00:04:35,171 --> 00:04:38,656 Stevie the Skunk, and Buddha the Brow. 97 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:40,520 Buddha the Brow? 98 00:04:40,521 --> 00:04:42,385 That guy drives me crazy! 99 00:04:57,849 --> 00:05:00,540 I hate coming here, it smells like curry. 100 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,266 Hey, Hey, gimme that. 101 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:03,750 - I'm calling my- - Yeah, yeah, 102 00:05:03,751 --> 00:05:07,202 I need two cows heads and the turban, all right? 103 00:05:07,203 --> 00:05:08,203 This guy. 104 00:05:08,998 --> 00:05:11,310 Hey, Pisson. 105 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,311 It's Pison. 106 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,140 Hey. 107 00:05:13,141 --> 00:05:14,485 Come on, man. Come on. 108 00:05:14,486 --> 00:05:17,626 Hey, forget about it. 109 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:19,214 Forget about it. 110 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:21,734 Anthony and Tommy, oh boy, 111 00:05:21,735 --> 00:05:23,632 I've haven't seen you guys since that time 112 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:26,359 at the Coppo with Sally. 113 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,327 What is the fuck are you talkin' about? 114 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,951 Hey, forget about it. 115 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:34,091 Mikey the Fish got stuck in Queens, 116 00:05:34,092 --> 00:05:35,368 we're doin' the pickup. 117 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,956 Oh, how wonderful. 118 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:39,338 Then soon all this will be yours. 119 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,994 Stop being stupid. 120 00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:42,341 What? How am I stupid? 121 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,549 Like a clown? 122 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,482 Like, am I stupid like a clown? 123 00:05:45,483 --> 00:05:46,931 Come on, Buddha, you got to take or what? 124 00:05:46,932 --> 00:05:48,174 Come on. 125 00:05:48,175 --> 00:05:50,038 Oh, so, you come to me on the day 126 00:05:50,039 --> 00:05:51,177 of daughter's wedding and- 127 00:05:51,178 --> 00:05:52,696 Stop fuckin' around! I'll smack ya. 128 00:05:52,697 --> 00:05:54,076 What? Are you talking to me? 129 00:05:54,077 --> 00:05:55,630 Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. 130 00:05:55,631 --> 00:05:56,563 You talking to me? 131 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,770 Yeah, I'm talkin' to you! 132 00:05:57,771 --> 00:06:00,151 I never went down, Ray. 133 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,637 Look at me, Ray, I never went down. 134 00:06:02,638 --> 00:06:04,156 Buddha, just gimme the take. 135 00:06:07,228 --> 00:06:09,229 You broke my heart, Fritos. 136 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:11,749 I know it was you. 137 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:12,750 Aah. 138 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:17,031 And it's Fredo. 139 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,311 Hey, boss, where you been? 140 00:06:22,312 --> 00:06:24,210 I've been lookin' all over for you. 141 00:06:24,211 --> 00:06:26,455 I told you, I had to go to the doctor this afternoon. 142 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:31,563 Yeah, what'd he say? 143 00:06:33,945 --> 00:06:37,845 He said stress generates acid reflux. 144 00:06:39,157 --> 00:06:40,330 And to counteract that, 145 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:46,440 I have to ingest 500 milligrams of some shit. 146 00:06:47,337 --> 00:06:48,545 What does that mean? 147 00:06:48,546 --> 00:06:50,063 It means, when I go fuckin' nuts, 148 00:06:50,064 --> 00:06:52,376 and the, acts up, I gotta take these pills 149 00:06:52,377 --> 00:06:53,585 so I don't get sick. 150 00:06:54,724 --> 00:06:56,829 Did he say what causes all the stress? 151 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:57,830 No. 152 00:06:59,971 --> 00:07:01,766 But I got a pretty good fuckin' idea. 153 00:07:03,112 --> 00:07:07,356 This kid, my nephew, he's makin' me crazy. 154 00:07:07,357 --> 00:07:09,289 Yeah, yeah, I know, I gave my brother my word, 155 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:11,464 God rest his soul, but enough is enough. 156 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:14,225 This fuckin' shim is killin' me! 157 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:16,469 He's gonna put me right next to his father! 158 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,161 You know what he did yesterday? 159 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:22,407 He put diesel fuel on my fuckin' Cadillac. 160 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:26,168 I don't know what to do with him anymore! 161 00:07:26,169 --> 00:07:29,103 Forget about the kid, Tony, to try to relax. 162 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:36,385 Oh, you want me to relax? 163 00:07:36,386 --> 00:07:39,493 Get outta my fuckin' chair, so I can relax. 164 00:07:44,809 --> 00:07:46,119 You were supposed to be here at two! 165 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,328 You have no consideration for my time! 166 00:07:48,329 --> 00:07:49,398 Come on, Gina. 167 00:07:49,399 --> 00:07:51,470 Oh no, don't you, come on, me! 168 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,057 You gotta grow up! 169 00:07:53,058 --> 00:07:55,784 Look at how you dress, look at that jogging suit you wear. 170 00:07:55,785 --> 00:07:58,615 You don't even jog, ya lazy bastard. 171 00:07:58,616 --> 00:08:00,962 Why don't you wear that suit I bought you? 172 00:08:00,963 --> 00:08:02,757 It's kinda itchy. 173 00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:05,380 And what about that beat up Cadillac out there? 174 00:08:05,381 --> 00:08:07,486 This is the last time I'm gonna push this pice of shit! 175 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,488 Hey, we're almost there! 176 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,352 I swear to God, my father's gonna kill you! 177 00:08:12,353 --> 00:08:14,423 And those cretins you hang out with! 178 00:08:14,424 --> 00:08:15,942 - What about them? - What about them? 179 00:08:15,943 --> 00:08:17,254 Are you nuts? 180 00:08:17,255 --> 00:08:19,049 They all have the same middle name, the! 181 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:21,016 God, I want more than this. 182 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:22,535 When is your family gonna give you some 183 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,193 real responsibility so you can make some real money? 184 00:08:25,194 --> 00:08:26,401 I don't know! 185 00:08:26,402 --> 00:08:28,610 Yeah, well, when you do know, call me! 186 00:08:28,611 --> 00:08:30,095 Until then, were through! 187 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,344 You spoiled brat guinea princess! 188 00:08:41,279 --> 00:08:42,555 What's wrong with my sweatsuit? 189 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:43,798 Hey, I like your sweatsuit. 190 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:44,799 Shut up! 191 00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:49,320 You know, she's always tryin' to make me something I'm not. 192 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,599 That's how they are around here, it's all about image. 193 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,290 Fuckin' "Cosmopolitan". 194 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:55,016 You bum! 195 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:57,467 I didn't grow my daughter to be with no bum! 196 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,712 You want yer clothes? 197 00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:03,024 Get out! - Holy shit! 198 00:09:03,025 --> 00:09:04,750 - First class! - Get in! 199 00:09:04,751 --> 00:09:06,994 Get outta here! Bum! 200 00:09:43,962 --> 00:09:45,169 I got eight calls. 201 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:47,690 Eh, fuckin' Russians, what do they want? 202 00:09:49,174 --> 00:09:51,900 Having a problem with one of these mail order brides. 203 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:52,901 What happened? 204 00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:55,524 It seems like over the last year, 205 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:58,217 one of these broads married five different dopes. 206 00:09:58,218 --> 00:09:59,943 Took them for 10 grand each, 207 00:09:59,944 --> 00:10:01,565 and then flew to coop, 208 00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:03,118 went right back to Russia. 209 00:10:03,119 --> 00:10:04,119 So? 210 00:10:05,535 --> 00:10:07,122 They imported those broads, that's their problem. 211 00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:10,781 No, no, Tony, it's our problem. 212 00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:12,541 One of the dopes... 213 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:13,647 Jackie the Viking. 214 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:17,788 Jackie's adding to the headache, he's got a big mouth. 215 00:10:17,789 --> 00:10:22,172 Whatever happened to good ol' fashion fucking romance! 216 00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:23,380 That's what they get. 217 00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:26,348 Trying to buy a wife. What the fuck? 218 00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:27,627 So what do you wanna do? 219 00:10:29,145 --> 00:10:30,629 Let Jackie know we're on the job. 220 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,458 And what do we tell the Russians? 221 00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:37,464 Oh, what I wanna do is let them vodka-guzzling shims 222 00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:41,053 take care of their own shit. 223 00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:43,296 They might get insulted if we don't do anything. 224 00:10:43,297 --> 00:10:46,299 I mean, 50 grand, it's not even our money. 225 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,439 I'm not gonna get sick over this. 226 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,649 We'll do whatever they want. 227 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,512 I'm sick of this bullshit, Tommy! 228 00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:55,550 Dealing with these idiots, doing this petty shit! 229 00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:57,966 I'm doing the same thing since I'm 12 years old. 230 00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:00,210 You deserve more responsibilities. 231 00:11:00,211 --> 00:11:02,765 I know a horse that's going off at 20 to 1. 232 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,111 So? 233 00:11:05,112 --> 00:11:06,906 So, what was the take from Buddha? 234 00:11:06,907 --> 00:11:08,114 About five grand. 235 00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:10,082 So I say, we take that five grand 236 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,911 and dump it all on this horse. 237 00:11:11,912 --> 00:11:13,430 For what? 238 00:11:13,431 --> 00:11:15,501 Think about it, instead of walking in there with five Gs, 239 00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:17,330 you show up with 100 grand. 240 00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:19,160 Oh, Tommy, I don't know, I'm- 241 00:11:19,161 --> 00:11:20,127 Listen to yourself! 242 00:11:20,128 --> 00:11:22,059 I'm sick of this petty bullshit, 243 00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:24,648 I deserve more responsibilities, ugh. 244 00:11:24,649 --> 00:11:25,718 You're all talk. 245 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:26,926 The fix is in. 246 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:28,687 You show your uncle Tony you can make money 247 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,205 instead of just delivering it, 248 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:31,829 then he'll show you some respect. 249 00:11:34,072 --> 00:11:37,247 Back in Russia, I was the number one 250 00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:41,597 Russian roulette champion, '95, '96. 251 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:46,946 Hello. 252 00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:49,709 Hold on or the godfather. 253 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:52,332 It's the godfather. 254 00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:01,340 Mr. Godfather, how are you? 255 00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:02,341 I'm good. 256 00:12:03,446 --> 00:12:05,240 Your English sounds like it's getting better. 257 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,829 I trying. 258 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:10,729 Alright, let's go right to the point, Pavel. 259 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,800 You got a problem that needs our attention. 260 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,353 I agree. 261 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:15,734 Mail out of brides can't steal from their husbands, 262 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,357 especially if their husbands work for me. 263 00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:21,740 That makes you look bad, that makes me look bad. 264 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,087 I agree. What we gonna do? 265 00:12:24,088 --> 00:12:25,433 What do you wanna do? 266 00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,021 Well, I don't know. 267 00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:28,781 What do you want to do? 268 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:33,787 Well, the first thing we have to do is find the broad. 269 00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:37,065 Broad? 270 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,066 Yeah. 271 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,966 A broad. 272 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,519 A, abroad? 273 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,832 Yeah. A broad. 274 00:12:46,489 --> 00:12:47,489 Abroad? 275 00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:49,422 A broad! 276 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,598 Oh, yeah. Abroad. 277 00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:54,117 Hold on. 278 00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:57,258 This crazy bastard wants to go abroad and find her. 279 00:12:57,259 --> 00:12:58,500 What do I do? 280 00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:01,090 Remember, respect. 281 00:13:02,954 --> 00:13:03,954 Uh-huh. 282 00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:11,755 I agree, we must go abroad and find this bitch. 283 00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:12,998 What did you say? 284 00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:15,828 Like you say, we must go abroad and find her. 285 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,140 Abroad? 286 00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:18,694 Abroad, to Russia. Yeah. 287 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:21,523 To Russia? 288 00:13:21,524 --> 00:13:22,524 Hold on. 289 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:29,809 Motherfuckin' incoherent Russian cocksucker! 290 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:33,502 Anthony, remember, stress kills. 291 00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:43,650 Okay then, we go to Russia. 292 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:48,723 Okay then, we go to Russia. 293 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,449 Who you wanna send? 294 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,727 One of your best men, I'm sure. 295 00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:55,213 Pavel, I'm gonna do one better, 296 00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:59,768 I'm gonna send my own flesh and blood. 297 00:13:59,769 --> 00:14:02,013 My nephew, Anthony. 298 00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:07,224 Wow, that is very impressive. 299 00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:10,193 You guys must be mad to send a relative? 300 00:14:10,194 --> 00:14:12,955 Nobody with the Santini family and gets away with it. 301 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:16,476 Well, I see that, they wanna try. 302 00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,513 - You? - Don't worry, girls. 303 00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:25,519 Well, we have the son of the number one guy in Moscow, 304 00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:29,143 to make your nephews trip more pleasant and safe, 305 00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:30,730 we will send him. 306 00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:33,009 His name is Ivan. 307 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,425 Send your nephew over, and they can meet. 308 00:14:35,426 --> 00:14:37,186 - Okay. - Da. 309 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,266 What a break. 310 00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:52,028 We don't lose anybody good, 311 00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:56,342 and we get rid of my nephew, Anthony. 312 00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:58,862 Even he can't make Russia any worse 313 00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:01,107 than it already is. 314 00:15:08,286 --> 00:15:09,459 - Go! - Come on, come on! 315 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,254 Yes! Yes! - Go! We're winning! 316 00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:12,531 We're winning! 317 00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:16,086 Money for nothin' and shit for free! 318 00:15:16,087 --> 00:15:18,226 He's slowing down, Tommy, he's slowing down! 319 00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:19,919 Oh my God. No, no! 320 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,060 No! 321 00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:27,891 Oh! 322 00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,893 - Hey, how ya doin'? - How ya doin'? 323 00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:32,102 - Anthony, how ya doin'? - How ya doin'? 324 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,932 - How ya doin', Ant? - How ya doin'? 325 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,451 We just got the biggest drop yet, from Buddha the Brow. 326 00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:38,177 Yes, but what about the scharole? 327 00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:39,351 Hey, Uncle Tony. 328 00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:41,525 Hey, Anthony. 329 00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,562 We, we were, we were just talking about ya. 330 00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,874 How's my best nephew doing? 331 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,635 I could be better. 332 00:15:47,636 --> 00:15:49,396 Have I got a surprise for you. 333 00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:51,951 I have a surprise for you too. 334 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,814 I'm gonna tell you mine first. 335 00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:56,955 Well, after you hear mine, 336 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,508 you might not wanna tell me yours. 337 00:15:58,509 --> 00:16:01,062 Hey, Hey, before you guys start surprising each other, 338 00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:02,477 gimme the take from Buddha to Brow. 339 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:03,789 Come on, give me the take. 340 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:04,790 You know, you're the last one. 341 00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:07,344 That's my surprise, um... 342 00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:09,346 Me and Tommy took the money we got from Buddha, 343 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:12,833 and we lost it all, five grand. 344 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:14,662 Mm-hmm. 345 00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:16,905 Come here. 346 00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:22,394 I forgive you. 347 00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:25,086 You do? 348 00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,536 Yeah. 349 00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,884 I mean, we all make mistakes. 350 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,577 Even I made one once. 351 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,649 But you showed me a different side of you, Anthony. 352 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,548 You showed me you have balls and you're willin' 353 00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:40,412 to take a chance. 354 00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:41,620 I did? 355 00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:42,587 Yeah, you did, and I respect that. 356 00:16:42,588 --> 00:16:44,036 You do? 357 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,211 That's why I have a very important job for you. 358 00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:48,213 Remember the Russians we were dealing with? 359 00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:50,215 Yeah, about those mail order brides. 360 00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:53,770 It turns out that that bride robbed a few of the guys, 361 00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:57,015 and one of those guys came from us. 362 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,775 - Bastard! - Yeah. 363 00:16:58,776 --> 00:17:03,642 Now, it makes us look like a, like a bunch of pussies 364 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,402 if we don't do something about it, right? 365 00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:06,990 - Right! - Okay, and we can't let 366 00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:08,578 those commie bastards think 367 00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:10,407 that we're a bunch of pussies, Right? 368 00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:11,891 Right! 369 00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:12,824 How do I fit in? 370 00:17:12,825 --> 00:17:14,273 Here's what I'm gonna do. 371 00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:17,345 I'm gonna send you to Russia to represent the family. 372 00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:18,795 Oh my God. 373 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:23,249 I want you to find this broad and bring back the money. 374 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,425 You know what I always say? 375 00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:31,291 Don't trust broads. 376 00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:33,086 Make me proud, Anthony. 377 00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:34,294 You got it, Uncle Tony. 378 00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:46,065 Here she is. 379 00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:48,825 Bitch! 380 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,828 Wow, she is a knockout. 381 00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:53,312 Yeah, I know. 382 00:17:53,313 --> 00:17:55,281 She's pretty fuckin' hot. 383 00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:57,592 God, but don't let that fool ya, 384 00:17:57,593 --> 00:17:58,904 she's just a con artist with tits. 385 00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:00,733 Hey, I know my job. 386 00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:03,115 Find the broad, bring back the money. 387 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:06,463 I don't care about money, I want her. 388 00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:09,225 You bring her back to me, you can keep my part 389 00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:12,815 of the money and I'll throw in 50 large. 390 00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,648 It's the respect, baby! 391 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:27,520 We got a deal? 392 00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:30,556 Deal. 393 00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,765 Okay. You fuckin'. 394 00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:34,215 I can't believe your uncle wasn't pissed 395 00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:35,527 about yesterday's take. 396 00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:36,838 Me either. 397 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,288 Nah, and he gives you the sweet-ass job 398 00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:40,014 of goin' to Russia. 399 00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:42,465 He said I have balls bigger than his head. 400 00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:43,949 Hey, I told ya. 401 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,123 You should listen to me more often, 402 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,538 I know what I'm talkin', huh? 403 00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:48,643 You're right. When you're right, you're right. 404 00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:50,507 I'm telling, man, you're gonna have a sweet-ass time 405 00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:54,339 going over there, drinking vodka, skiing, getting laid. 406 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:56,064 You know, I heard the broads over there so poor, 407 00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,032 they give you a hand job for a pair of socks. 408 00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:01,380 Hey, no way, man, this is my shot, I can't blow this. 409 00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:02,968 I'm going there strictly on business. 410 00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:04,142 All right. 411 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,695 Well, if you're gonna go to Russia, 412 00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:07,317 we should stop by Tootie's and get you some new rags. 413 00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:09,250 Hey, that's a good idea. Ya think he's open? 414 00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:10,907 Tootie, you open? 415 00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:13,117 Tootie, Toot, come on. 416 00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:21,262 What do you think, shit for brains? 417 00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:22,643 You got any new swag? 418 00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:23,920 It's not swag. 419 00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:26,543 It's quality clothin' at discounted prices. 420 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:28,304 Yeah, I see you got some new shirt in. 421 00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:30,824 Oh yeah, that's special, one hour only. 422 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:35,725 Whoa, whoa! Read the sign. 423 00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,520 - What sign? - The sign. 424 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:38,521 The fuckin' sign. 425 00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:40,557 Where the fuck is that sign? 426 00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:42,007 I musta left it at home. 427 00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:45,079 Hey, hey, keep your hands of the merchandise. 428 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,427 Nobody touches Tootie's stuff except Tootie. 429 00:19:48,428 --> 00:19:49,739 So what can I do for you two bums? 430 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,465 We need some new threads. 431 00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:52,673 And what's the occasion? 432 00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:55,227 Birthday, funeral, baptism, circumcision? 433 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,919 No, no, my man's goin' to Russia on a special mission 434 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,127 for his uncle, Tony. 435 00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:00,095 Who, him? 436 00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:01,578 I don't believe it. 437 00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:03,822 They don't even trust him to start his own uncle's car. 438 00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:05,237 Oh yeah, well better believe it, 439 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,652 this guy's gonna be a boss someday, 440 00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:07,929 you're gonna be kissin' his ring. 441 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,103 Yeah, in a coupla minutes you're gonna 442 00:20:09,104 --> 00:20:10,864 be kissin' these rings, capisce? 443 00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:13,280 - Capisce. - Capisce. 444 00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:14,453 Now stop breakin' my balls here, 445 00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:15,730 you're either gonna buy something, 446 00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:17,353 or I'm gonna back in and listen to the ball game. 447 00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:18,561 Awesome, we need the latest style, 448 00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:20,010 so he looks good representin' us. 449 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,011 Style? 450 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,462 Who the fuck you kiddin'? Style? 451 00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:31,643 What's up? 452 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,202 How ya doing? 453 00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:59,774 I bet you are Godfather Tony's nephew? 454 00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:01,328 Yeah, uh, Anthony Santini. 455 00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:02,846 How ya doin'? 456 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:03,848 I do fine. 457 00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:06,298 All right. 458 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,646 I'm lookin' for Ivan. 459 00:21:11,373 --> 00:21:12,373 Ivan. 460 00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:14,617 Ivan. 461 00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:18,345 - Right there. - Who is the better dancer? 462 00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:19,518 How's the better dancer? 463 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:21,796 One, one, two, three. 464 00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:25,938 One, one, one, two three. 465 00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:27,182 Are you Ivan? 466 00:21:28,735 --> 00:21:30,357 How you doing? 467 00:21:30,358 --> 00:21:33,670 I'm good! 468 00:21:33,671 --> 00:21:36,363 My name is Anthony Santini. 469 00:21:36,364 --> 00:21:37,916 So what? 470 00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:40,539 So, we're suppose to go to Russia together. 471 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,713 Are you the Italian? 472 00:21:41,714 --> 00:21:43,129 Yeah. How you doing'? 473 00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:47,754 Do you dance. 474 00:21:59,628 --> 00:22:01,180 So, what do you think? 475 00:22:01,181 --> 00:22:04,495 I think we'll be fine. 476 00:22:50,886 --> 00:22:55,580 Why did I send Ivan to the terrible place? 477 00:22:55,581 --> 00:23:00,379 That shithole America, to be visit stupid Pavel? 478 00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:05,211 Because he fucked up big time. 479 00:23:06,592 --> 00:23:10,389 Oh, he nearly put the whole family in the clink. 480 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:16,290 It was either America or Siberia. 481 00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:19,880 Do you miss him? 482 00:23:19,881 --> 00:23:21,227 Of course not. 483 00:23:22,159 --> 00:23:24,333 I just wanted to remember. 484 00:23:49,566 --> 00:23:50,566 Oh! 485 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:02,405 Fucking Russia airline. 486 00:24:02,406 --> 00:24:05,097 Fucking Russian airline run out of water. 487 00:24:05,098 --> 00:24:06,617 Wow, this is Russia, huh? 488 00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:09,447 Hey, where the hell's the snow? 489 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,415 Don't worry, you'll see plenty of it. 490 00:24:14,867 --> 00:24:15,902 Where is vodka? 491 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,111 That is the question. 492 00:24:19,112 --> 00:24:20,112 Taxi! 493 00:24:24,601 --> 00:24:25,601 Take it easy. 494 00:24:25,602 --> 00:24:26,602 Sorry about that. 495 00:24:29,122 --> 00:24:30,482 - Where to? - To the Norski Street. 496 00:24:32,194 --> 00:24:33,712 To The Basco. - Oh, you know 497 00:24:33,713 --> 00:24:35,611 who hangs out there? 498 00:24:35,612 --> 00:24:37,233 Of course I do. 499 00:24:37,234 --> 00:24:38,062 My father. 500 00:24:38,063 --> 00:24:40,478 Ah, you're father! 501 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,480 The number one guy. 502 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,034 Hey, what's goin' on out there? 503 00:24:45,035 --> 00:24:48,624 Mail order brides going to US. 504 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,833 Really? Stop the car, man. 505 00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:51,972 No. Drive. 506 00:24:51,973 --> 00:24:53,421 We need vodka. 507 00:24:53,422 --> 00:24:54,940 Vodka? 508 00:24:54,941 --> 00:24:56,701 Come on, man, we're here on a mission. 509 00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:57,874 Where here to find Nina. 510 00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:02,673 For the son of number one man in Russia, 511 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,469 here's my. 512 00:26:00,697 --> 00:26:02,594 Where are we? 513 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,941 Number one sauna in Moscow. 514 00:26:04,942 --> 00:26:06,667 It is where we do our business. 515 00:26:06,668 --> 00:26:08,324 You don't do it in social clubs? 516 00:26:08,325 --> 00:26:09,739 Social clubs? 517 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:12,604 Come on, man, it is century 21, 518 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:14,642 If you do business, you do it right. 519 00:26:27,516 --> 00:26:28,516 There he is. 520 00:26:31,348 --> 00:26:35,145 Bon appetit, 521 00:26:46,328 --> 00:26:49,124 Anthony Santini, how ya doin'? 522 00:26:52,576 --> 00:26:54,164 - Welcome. - Thank you, thank you. 523 00:27:41,901 --> 00:27:42,833 I'm glad to be here. 524 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:43,833 Yeah. 525 00:27:44,766 --> 00:27:46,284 I love this guy, he's great. 526 00:27:46,285 --> 00:27:47,941 He's a wonderful father. 527 00:27:47,942 --> 00:27:49,252 You're a lucky guy. 528 00:27:49,253 --> 00:27:50,253 Um! 529 00:27:51,428 --> 00:27:53,879 But he has trouble showing his emotions. 530 00:28:01,334 --> 00:28:04,683 Anthony, wait here, I'm gonna find us some veniki. 531 00:28:11,068 --> 00:28:11,897 Hey, how ya doin'? 532 00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:13,830 Anthony Santini, USA. 533 00:28:25,634 --> 00:28:26,634 Anthony! 534 00:28:29,673 --> 00:28:32,400 Oh my God, Anthony, what happened? 535 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,819 I think I found some veniki. 536 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:41,857 Anthony, why don't you sit upfront with the driver 537 00:28:41,858 --> 00:28:44,412 and take a nice view of my Moscow. 538 00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:46,689 This guy any good? 539 00:28:46,690 --> 00:28:48,312 Number one driver in whole Russia. 540 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:56,389 I think I'll sit in the back. 541 00:29:05,433 --> 00:29:06,813 What'd ya got? 542 00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:08,469 This is like a catalog, it tells where all 543 00:29:08,470 --> 00:29:10,748 the Russian brides can be found. 544 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:11,921 Look at this jerks. 545 00:29:11,922 --> 00:29:13,198 Who are they? 546 00:29:13,199 --> 00:29:14,993 The losers who are looking for brides. 547 00:29:14,994 --> 00:29:16,719 Look, Glen Harold. 548 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,997 "Single, honest, a workaholic. 549 00:29:18,998 --> 00:29:20,550 Financially independent. 550 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:22,207 Living in New Jersey. 551 00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:25,003 Love sports, animals, especially cats." 552 00:29:25,004 --> 00:29:26,556 What a dick. 553 00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:28,421 They all love cats. Bastards! 554 00:29:29,629 --> 00:29:32,391 Look, here are the clubs where we can find Nina. 555 00:29:44,679 --> 00:29:46,992 Ladies and gentlemen, no more bets. 556 00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:03,490 When we're walking hand in hand. 557 00:30:03,491 --> 00:30:05,319 She wears a dress. 558 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,013 Remember, we're here on business. 559 00:30:08,945 --> 00:30:13,880 Smoking cigarettes. 560 00:30:13,881 --> 00:30:16,952 She can't chain that sexy thing 561 00:30:16,953 --> 00:30:18,713 I'll be right back. 562 00:30:21,095 --> 00:30:26,100 She's the queen of local discotheque. 563 00:30:26,997 --> 00:30:30,276 My baby likes to cha cha cha. 564 00:30:31,484 --> 00:30:33,140 What's your desire? 565 00:30:33,141 --> 00:30:36,661 My baby's sweeter than a coke. 566 00:30:36,662 --> 00:30:39,941 And sexier than mango. 567 00:30:41,356 --> 00:30:43,911 Look, Sana. Look at this guy. 568 00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:48,398 Oh. 569 00:30:48,399 --> 00:30:49,813 I have to see if he's for real. 570 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:52,229 And what about these two? 571 00:30:56,509 --> 00:30:57,509 Keep them busy. 572 00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:02,652 It's okay. 573 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,966 She will be just one second. 574 00:31:30,026 --> 00:31:31,648 Do you have a light, handsome? 575 00:31:33,753 --> 00:31:35,237 Are you talkin' to me? 576 00:31:35,238 --> 00:31:37,687 I don't see no one else handsome around, do you? 577 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:38,688 Yeah. 578 00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:41,244 How about that light? 579 00:31:52,531 --> 00:31:54,152 You must be an American? 580 00:31:54,153 --> 00:31:55,499 Yeah, how could you tell? 581 00:31:56,707 --> 00:31:58,225 Look at the way you're dressed. 582 00:31:58,226 --> 00:31:59,917 All right. 583 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,989 Oh, and what brings you here, business or pleasure? 584 00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:04,645 No official business. 585 00:32:04,646 --> 00:32:06,131 How about a little pleasure? 586 00:32:23,838 --> 00:32:25,287 So what is your name? 587 00:32:25,288 --> 00:32:26,702 Anthony Santini, USA. 588 00:32:26,703 --> 00:32:29,118 How you doin'? 589 00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:30,810 What do your friends call you? 590 00:32:32,122 --> 00:32:34,089 My friends call me Butterfly. 591 00:32:34,090 --> 00:32:35,401 Butterfly. 592 00:32:39,647 --> 00:32:41,613 Nice name, very traditional. 593 00:32:41,614 --> 00:32:44,410 So what do you do back home, Mr. Anthony Santini, USA? 594 00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:47,895 Work like a lotta numbers, you know, financial. 595 00:32:47,896 --> 00:32:49,173 - Accounting? - Accounting, yes. 596 00:32:49,174 --> 00:32:52,314 Aah-ha. 597 00:32:52,315 --> 00:32:54,212 Yeah. 598 00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:55,213 Excuse me. 599 00:32:57,561 --> 00:32:59,322 And how do you like Russian women? 600 00:33:00,702 --> 00:33:03,256 I, I don't know, I really haven't met them yet. 601 00:33:03,257 --> 00:33:05,984 Now, well, there is the first time for everything. 602 00:33:10,195 --> 00:33:11,472 Okay, da. 603 00:33:13,267 --> 00:33:14,544 Da! 604 00:33:15,752 --> 00:33:16,821 I had a wonderful time with you tonight, 605 00:33:16,822 --> 00:33:17,996 but I have to get going. 606 00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:21,275 You think I could, uh, see you again? 607 00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:23,517 Uh. 608 00:33:25,762 --> 00:33:26,762 Of course. 609 00:33:35,737 --> 00:33:36,842 Butterfly. 610 00:33:38,464 --> 00:33:39,464 What is this? 611 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:42,019 Some girl just gave me her phone number. 612 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,020 There you go. 613 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:47,024 Her friends call her Butterfly. 614 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,956 Listen, you have to be careful, 615 00:33:48,957 --> 00:33:51,545 you're an American, you got one of those bull's eyes 616 00:33:51,546 --> 00:33:52,891 on your head. 617 00:33:52,892 --> 00:33:55,032 Now, those girls, they all bastards. 618 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,895 I don't know, man, she seemed different. 619 00:33:56,896 --> 00:33:59,001 Listen to me, if I'm gonna let you be taken in 620 00:33:59,002 --> 00:34:01,246 by the girl, it's my ass. 621 00:34:02,074 --> 00:34:03,074 Understand? 622 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,077 Understood. 623 00:35:09,072 --> 00:35:10,004 Tony, it's me. 624 00:35:10,005 --> 00:35:12,558 Call me on the other phone. 625 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,565 - It's me, Vito. - I told you, the other phone, 626 00:35:20,566 --> 00:35:22,049 asshole, not this phone. 627 00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:23,490 Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's Vito. 628 00:35:28,781 --> 00:35:30,161 Mr. Godfather. - I can't talk now, 629 00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:31,162 I'm busy. - Don't hang up. 630 00:35:34,753 --> 00:35:36,202 - I told you- - Hey, Uncle Tony, 631 00:35:36,203 --> 00:35:38,135 it's your nephew, Anthony. 632 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,343 Anthony? 633 00:35:39,344 --> 00:35:41,828 How the fuck are you doin'? 634 00:35:41,829 --> 00:35:42,829 Good. Good. 635 00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:46,833 Jesus, you sound great. 636 00:35:46,834 --> 00:35:48,835 I know you're gonna find that broad. 637 00:35:48,836 --> 00:35:50,596 I can just feel it, kid. 638 00:35:51,701 --> 00:35:53,805 Are they giving you hard time? 639 00:35:53,806 --> 00:35:55,566 Not bad, not bad at all. 640 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:56,740 Anthony, look, look. 641 00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:01,606 Just keep digging and you'll find her. 642 00:36:01,607 --> 00:36:02,815 And one more thing, kid. 643 00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:06,197 Take ya time. 644 00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:08,406 All right, Uncle Tony. I'll talk to you later. 645 00:36:08,407 --> 00:36:09,407 Buh-bye. 646 00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:15,275 We lay 50 to 1, he don't find the broad. 647 00:36:15,276 --> 00:36:18,658 And 100 to 1, if he finds the broad, he don't get the money. 648 00:36:18,659 --> 00:36:20,937 Oh yeah? What happens if he makes at home? 649 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,146 Even money. 650 00:36:26,839 --> 00:36:28,046 Where you goin'? 651 00:36:28,047 --> 00:36:29,393 I gotta go see my father. 652 00:36:29,394 --> 00:36:31,222 I'll be back tonight. Don't leave. 653 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:33,466 What the hell am I supposed to do? 654 00:36:33,467 --> 00:36:35,986 I don't know. Sit, you know, drink, take a bath. 655 00:36:38,472 --> 00:36:39,576 Read about my country. 656 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:42,165 Relax, I'll be back tonight. 657 00:37:08,847 --> 00:37:11,262 - Hello? - Yeah, uh, hi, hi. 658 00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:14,024 I'm looking for a, a Butterfly? 659 00:37:17,925 --> 00:37:20,789 It's this table. 660 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:23,931 So where in USA do you live, Anthony Santini? 661 00:37:25,381 --> 00:37:27,209 New Jersey. 662 00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:28,210 Oh? 663 00:37:29,316 --> 00:37:30,833 You have girlfriend? 664 00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:32,594 No, no, no. 665 00:37:32,595 --> 00:37:34,286 I haven't found the right one yet. 666 00:37:35,770 --> 00:37:36,850 What are you looking for? 667 00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:40,913 I figured I'd just know when I found it. 668 00:37:43,399 --> 00:37:45,262 How you say? Cheers? 669 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,264 No, I say salute. 670 00:37:47,506 --> 00:37:49,093 No, not like this. 671 00:37:49,094 --> 00:37:50,094 Like this. 672 00:37:50,751 --> 00:37:51,889 Oh! Cheers. 673 00:37:51,890 --> 00:37:52,890 Whatever. 674 00:37:56,722 --> 00:37:57,929 Come on, we dance. 675 00:37:57,930 --> 00:37:58,759 No, no, no. 676 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,035 Oh yeah, you dance. 677 00:38:00,036 --> 00:38:01,796 All right, I haven't done this in a while. 678 00:39:02,443 --> 00:39:03,513 This is it. 679 00:39:07,862 --> 00:39:12,556 So I had a really great time with you tonight. 680 00:39:12,557 --> 00:39:14,903 So did I. So did I. 681 00:39:14,904 --> 00:39:15,904 Okay. 682 00:39:16,906 --> 00:39:19,529 Um, would you want to go upstairs? 683 00:39:20,461 --> 00:39:22,876 Ooh, I would, uh... 684 00:39:22,877 --> 00:39:25,362 I would like to, but I got this thing tomorrow, 685 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,915 and, like, a business thing. 686 00:39:26,916 --> 00:39:28,088 Oh. 687 00:39:28,089 --> 00:39:29,711 I mean, don't get me wrong, 688 00:39:29,712 --> 00:39:32,369 I would love to go upstairs, but. 689 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,129 - Yeah. - I, uh, 690 00:39:34,130 --> 00:39:35,993 gotta go. 691 00:39:35,994 --> 00:39:36,994 Okay. 692 00:39:37,789 --> 00:39:38,893 Can I give you this? 693 00:39:40,274 --> 00:39:41,274 What is it? 694 00:39:42,310 --> 00:39:45,140 It's a reminder, so when you look at this, 695 00:39:45,141 --> 00:39:46,797 you think of me. 696 00:39:46,798 --> 00:39:48,937 Wow! That is beautiful. 697 00:39:48,938 --> 00:39:50,214 Thank you. 698 00:39:50,215 --> 00:39:54,356 Thank you very much, I mean, wow. 699 00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:55,945 That was really nice of you. 700 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,636 Huh, thank you. 701 00:39:58,637 --> 00:40:01,501 I'll, uh, I'll talk to you, soon? 702 00:40:01,502 --> 00:40:02,675 Yeah. 703 00:40:02,676 --> 00:40:03,676 Okay. 704 00:40:05,264 --> 00:40:07,024 - Yeah. - I'll see ya later. 705 00:40:07,025 --> 00:40:08,197 Okay. 706 00:40:08,198 --> 00:40:09,372 Bye! - Buh-bye. 707 00:40:37,262 --> 00:40:38,918 Hey, what's up, bro? 708 00:40:38,919 --> 00:40:40,403 You learning about my country? 709 00:40:41,715 --> 00:40:43,578 It's beautiful. 710 00:40:43,579 --> 00:40:45,304 Let's see my Russia. 711 00:40:53,002 --> 00:40:54,002 Alcohol! 712 00:41:06,912 --> 00:41:10,260 Here we go, to Bill Gates and Coca-Cola. 713 00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:17,577 Keep your eyes open, I'm gonna go look for Nina. 714 00:41:17,578 --> 00:41:19,993 Nina, Nina, Nina Nina, Nina, Nina. 715 00:41:19,994 --> 00:41:21,685 Look for Nina, look for Nina. 716 00:41:21,686 --> 00:41:24,757 Look for Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina. 717 00:41:24,758 --> 00:41:26,448 Nina, Nina. 718 00:41:26,449 --> 00:41:28,139 Look for Nina, look for Nina. 719 00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:29,796 Look, look, look, look, look for Nina. 720 00:41:29,797 --> 00:41:32,143 Look for Nina, look for Nina. 721 00:41:32,144 --> 00:41:34,214 Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina. 722 00:41:34,215 --> 00:41:36,734 Look for Nina, look for Nina. 723 00:41:36,735 --> 00:41:41,740 Look for Nina, look for Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina. 724 00:41:46,331 --> 00:41:47,780 I can't find Nina. 725 00:41:47,781 --> 00:41:50,472 - What? - I said, I can't find Nina. 726 00:41:50,473 --> 00:41:52,717 Forget about Nina, let's go party. 727 00:42:00,414 --> 00:42:01,414 And close. 728 00:42:02,865 --> 00:42:03,865 Open. 729 00:42:04,832 --> 00:42:05,832 And close. 730 00:42:07,594 --> 00:42:08,594 Breath. 731 00:42:09,906 --> 00:42:10,906 And close. 732 00:42:12,426 --> 00:42:13,426 Open. 733 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,092 Where we goin'? 734 00:42:23,093 --> 00:42:25,162 We're going to get some guns. 735 00:42:25,163 --> 00:42:26,544 Good idea. 736 00:42:28,373 --> 00:42:29,891 Where do we get them? 737 00:42:29,892 --> 00:42:33,240 From the number one military collector in all Russia. 738 00:42:56,194 --> 00:42:58,299 I don't think he's here. 739 00:43:04,236 --> 00:43:05,996 I through you said you knew this guy? 740 00:43:05,997 --> 00:43:07,549 I do. 741 00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:09,207 He's my uncle. 742 00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:13,348 Well what the fuck is he saying? 743 00:43:13,349 --> 00:43:15,903 He thinks the Nazi's are coming! 744 00:43:26,914 --> 00:43:27,914 Ivan! 745 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,641 It's okay. 746 00:43:46,865 --> 00:43:49,246 Anthony Santini, USA, American. 747 00:43:49,247 --> 00:43:50,799 - A spy! - Oh! 748 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,180 He's a spy! 749 00:43:52,181 --> 00:43:53,734 I know he is a spy! 750 00:43:57,393 --> 00:43:58,635 He's okay. 751 00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,809 Are you sure? 752 00:44:09,198 --> 00:44:12,304 Why does anyone come to Uncle Peter? 753 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:18,413 Guns, huh? 754 00:44:18,414 --> 00:44:20,691 You came to the right place. 755 00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:21,866 Just a moment. 756 00:44:24,109 --> 00:44:25,109 Right here. 757 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,289 This is best, my pride and joy. 758 00:44:34,223 --> 00:44:35,223 Wow! 759 00:44:38,883 --> 00:44:41,126 This is top of the line. 760 00:44:42,024 --> 00:44:43,750 Only for the best! 761 00:44:44,992 --> 00:44:46,684 And never been used! 762 00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:48,650 Never been! 763 00:44:50,377 --> 00:44:52,861 Okay, okay, we'll take them. 764 00:44:52,862 --> 00:44:55,381 Hey, Tommy, you hear from Anthony? 765 00:44:55,382 --> 00:44:57,003 Nah, but I'm sure he's doing fine. 766 00:44:57,004 --> 00:44:58,522 Are you sure? 767 00:44:58,523 --> 00:45:00,386 I hear that place is like the fuckin' wild, wild west. 768 00:45:00,387 --> 00:45:02,008 Instead of whiskey, they drink vodka, 769 00:45:02,009 --> 00:45:03,216 and everybody's packin'. 770 00:45:03,217 --> 00:45:04,149 Yeah, I heard he's runnin' around 771 00:45:04,150 --> 00:45:05,287 with a couple of. 772 00:45:05,288 --> 00:45:06,564 Well, that guy will be fine, 773 00:45:06,565 --> 00:45:08,188 I taught him everything he knows. 774 00:45:12,675 --> 00:45:14,434 Is that where you carry your gun? 775 00:45:14,435 --> 00:45:16,609 Yeah. Where do you carry yours? 776 00:45:16,610 --> 00:45:17,610 Oh, right here. 777 00:45:18,612 --> 00:45:19,923 Come on, my man, you in Russia, 778 00:45:19,924 --> 00:45:21,683 nobody carries guns in the back. 779 00:45:21,684 --> 00:45:23,340 You should carry it where you can reach it. 780 00:45:23,341 --> 00:45:25,204 Hey, I grew up in the Italian Mafia, 781 00:45:25,205 --> 00:45:27,654 everybody I know carries their gun back here. 782 00:45:27,655 --> 00:45:29,070 All right, my man, it's your call, 783 00:45:29,071 --> 00:45:32,383 but don't forget, you in Russia, and you carry Russian gun. 784 00:45:32,384 --> 00:45:34,283 Don't tell me where to carry my gun. 785 00:45:47,641 --> 00:45:51,575 What's up. 786 00:45:51,576 --> 00:45:54,717 I told you to be careful with those Russian guns. 787 00:45:58,997 --> 00:46:00,687 Hey, this place don't look too clean, man. 788 00:46:00,688 --> 00:46:02,689 Don't worry, this is number one undercover clinic 789 00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:04,830 in Moscow, all the gangsters come here. 790 00:46:04,831 --> 00:46:05,969 This doctor any good? 791 00:46:05,970 --> 00:46:07,798 Are you kidding me? 792 00:46:07,799 --> 00:46:08,972 Any good? Very good. 793 00:46:08,973 --> 00:46:10,768 He's number one doctor in all Russia. 794 00:46:16,670 --> 00:46:17,912 Who's that? The janitor? 795 00:46:17,913 --> 00:46:19,741 No, he's the doctor. 796 00:46:19,742 --> 00:46:21,398 What? Whoa, no! 797 00:46:21,399 --> 00:46:22,571 Anthony, you don't worry, 798 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:24,057 he's number one doctor in all Russia. 799 00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:30,166 Why does he smell like number two? 800 00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:33,928 Because he was also number one veterinarian in all Russia. 801 00:46:33,929 --> 00:46:34,792 Veterinarian? 802 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:35,792 Uh-huh. 803 00:46:39,072 --> 00:46:41,315 Worms. No problem. 804 00:46:42,316 --> 00:46:44,905 Worms? I don't have worms. 805 00:46:47,252 --> 00:46:48,632 Wrong chart. 806 00:46:48,633 --> 00:46:52,187 You got shot in your ass. 807 00:46:52,188 --> 00:46:54,465 No problem. 808 00:46:54,466 --> 00:46:58,022 I am number one doctor in all Russia. 809 00:47:04,752 --> 00:47:07,202 I want you to lie perfectly still, 810 00:47:07,203 --> 00:47:10,481 we don't want to cut off anything you might need. 811 00:47:10,482 --> 00:47:12,138 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 812 00:47:12,139 --> 00:47:14,520 Aren't you gonna use like a local anesthesia? 813 00:47:14,521 --> 00:47:15,521 Ah! 814 00:47:17,627 --> 00:47:18,835 What's this? 815 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,734 Anestasia, from the local store. 816 00:47:21,735 --> 00:47:24,979 - It's vodka! - Hmm, duh! 817 00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:26,808 What the hell am I supposed to do with that? 818 00:47:26,809 --> 00:47:30,433 You don't do nothing, it's for me. 819 00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:33,126 It's fine, fine. 820 00:47:36,681 --> 00:47:38,199 Aah! 821 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,200 Now you. 822 00:47:50,591 --> 00:47:53,180 Now say, aah! 823 00:48:04,674 --> 00:48:07,780 Hey, hey, I gotta tell Uncle Tony 824 00:48:07,781 --> 00:48:09,506 about that guy, he's absolutely good. 825 00:48:09,507 --> 00:48:11,853 Hey listen, hey, hey, I'm a big boy, 826 00:48:11,854 --> 00:48:13,268 I can walk myself, man. 827 00:48:13,269 --> 00:48:14,892 Hey, hey, hey, man. 828 00:48:53,102 --> 00:48:56,035 It's the son of number one man. 829 00:48:56,036 --> 00:48:57,036 He's back. 830 00:48:59,281 --> 00:49:00,972 Let's get him. 831 00:49:02,698 --> 00:49:03,906 Anthony, be still. 832 00:49:40,149 --> 00:49:42,530 Hey, man, you guys through chasin' us? 833 00:49:42,531 --> 00:49:43,531 Shut up! 834 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,374 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 835 00:50:26,264 --> 00:50:28,059 Motherfucker, fuck your mother. 836 00:51:07,961 --> 00:51:08,961 Good job. 837 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,791 - I'm in, I'm in. - You in our out? 838 00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:13,586 - I'm out. - All right, Ernie's out. 839 00:51:13,587 --> 00:51:15,001 You're out. - Two 4s. 840 00:51:15,002 --> 00:51:17,245 Two 4s showin' on the table. 841 00:51:17,246 --> 00:51:22,008 Take that, you no-good greaseball motherfucker! 842 00:51:22,009 --> 00:51:24,287 Yeah, I give up, scumbags. 843 00:51:24,288 --> 00:51:26,116 I wish Anthony was here. 844 00:51:26,117 --> 00:51:28,325 - Why? - Why, why, why? 845 00:51:28,326 --> 00:51:29,947 Because with him here, I can win a few hands. 846 00:51:29,948 --> 00:51:31,536 It's a good point, huh? 847 00:51:33,055 --> 00:51:34,055 Gucci. 848 00:51:37,301 --> 00:51:39,061 Armani. Versace. 849 00:51:42,064 --> 00:51:43,169 Santini. 850 00:51:45,032 --> 00:51:46,032 Santini. 851 00:52:16,029 --> 00:52:17,272 Good for you. 852 00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:41,709 I don't know how many more places 853 00:52:41,710 --> 00:52:43,469 in Moscow we can look for this Nina. 854 00:52:43,470 --> 00:52:45,506 I wanna go visit Butterfly. 855 00:52:45,507 --> 00:52:46,576 What? 856 00:52:46,577 --> 00:52:48,025 I wanna go see Butterfly. 857 00:52:48,026 --> 00:52:49,958 Forget is, stupid ass American. 858 00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:51,270 Do you really think in Russian girl 859 00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:52,720 can fall in love with you? 860 00:52:52,721 --> 00:52:53,997 Why not? 861 00:52:53,998 --> 00:52:55,550 Because she falls the love with your money. 862 00:52:55,551 --> 00:52:57,103 No, no, no, no, she's not like that, she's different. 863 00:52:57,104 --> 00:52:58,381 How do you know? 864 00:52:58,382 --> 00:52:59,623 Because I know, I never felt like this 865 00:52:59,624 --> 00:53:01,177 about anybody before. 866 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,833 I forbid you, you cannot take care 867 00:53:02,834 --> 00:53:04,180 of yourself alone in Moscow. 868 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,629 Oh yeah? 869 00:53:05,630 --> 00:53:07,079 I went to see her, the night you went to the office, 870 00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,012 I went to see her. 871 00:53:08,012 --> 00:53:08,840 You fucking kidding me? 872 00:53:08,841 --> 00:53:10,082 That's it, no more. 873 00:53:10,083 --> 00:53:11,566 You can't tell me what to do. 874 00:53:11,567 --> 00:53:13,189 Look at this crazy bastard. 875 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,811 He falls in love with the hooker, 876 00:53:14,812 --> 00:53:16,295 and he blames it out on me. 877 00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:18,021 Ivan, take that back! 878 00:53:18,022 --> 00:53:19,402 Look, I'm responsible for you! 879 00:53:19,403 --> 00:53:21,784 You don't think I can take care of myself? 880 00:53:49,812 --> 00:53:50,812 Anthony! Anthony! 881 00:54:02,204 --> 00:54:05,656 Pavel, I lost the son of a bitch. 882 00:54:06,898 --> 00:54:08,451 You what? 883 00:54:08,452 --> 00:54:10,591 I told him not to leave, but he took off, 884 00:54:10,592 --> 00:54:11,938 I can not find him. 885 00:54:12,973 --> 00:54:14,422 Don't worry. 886 00:54:14,423 --> 00:54:17,149 He's going to be head of the Santini family, 887 00:54:17,150 --> 00:54:18,909 he can take care of himself. 888 00:54:18,910 --> 00:54:20,186 Eh. 889 00:54:20,187 --> 00:54:23,604 Check this out, she's fallen for some whore. 890 00:54:23,605 --> 00:54:24,640 Mission kaput. 891 00:54:25,814 --> 00:54:27,055 Wonderful! 892 00:54:27,056 --> 00:54:28,436 What? 893 00:54:28,437 --> 00:54:31,578 I, I mean, keep looking, you'll find him. 894 00:54:38,723 --> 00:54:40,346 Welcome home. 895 00:54:47,974 --> 00:54:49,700 Now you look European. 896 00:54:55,153 --> 00:54:57,707 I'm looking in your eyes 897 00:54:57,708 --> 00:55:02,021 I see myself in you. 898 00:55:02,022 --> 00:55:07,027 No, I never felt like this before. 899 00:55:08,926 --> 00:55:11,479 I listen to my heart 900 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:15,897 I listen to my soul. 901 00:55:15,898 --> 00:55:20,903 There is nothing in this world like you. 902 00:55:21,870 --> 00:55:25,286 Stay here, in my heart. 903 00:55:25,287 --> 00:55:28,704 Stay here, in my heart. 904 00:55:35,711 --> 00:55:39,024 If you stay here with me. 905 00:55:39,025 --> 00:55:42,684 What a life that would be. 906 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,351 What's in there? 907 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:56,905 The devil. 908 00:56:04,050 --> 00:56:06,362 And every time we kiss 909 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:09,814 I take it to the heart. 910 00:56:12,092 --> 00:56:12,990 Nostrovia. 911 00:56:12,991 --> 00:56:14,647 Oh, ah, nostrovia. 912 00:56:15,510 --> 00:56:16,510 Whoo! 913 00:56:17,546 --> 00:56:19,823 You came to save me. 914 00:56:19,824 --> 00:56:20,791 Oh. 915 00:56:20,792 --> 00:56:24,690 I couldn't leave without you. 916 00:56:24,691 --> 00:56:29,696 Time to go. 917 00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:31,698 Oh, wait. One foot. 918 00:56:33,010 --> 00:56:34,666 One foot. Okay. 919 00:56:34,667 --> 00:56:35,633 Stay there. 920 00:56:35,633 --> 00:56:36,633 Do I look pretty? 921 00:56:38,602 --> 00:56:39,602 You look so pretty. 922 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,087 Chokin', chokin', chokin'. 923 00:56:42,088 --> 00:56:43,882 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 924 00:56:43,883 --> 00:56:45,262 Gentle. 925 00:56:45,263 --> 00:56:46,263 Gentle. 926 00:56:50,476 --> 00:56:51,822 Wait, don't sit. 927 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:56,481 I can't believe this is happening. 928 00:56:56,482 --> 00:56:57,344 What? 929 00:56:57,344 --> 00:56:58,276 This whole thing. 930 00:56:58,277 --> 00:57:01,693 I mean, comin' to Moscow, and... 931 00:57:01,694 --> 00:57:06,699 I never felt like this about anybody in my life. 932 00:57:08,079 --> 00:57:12,186 When I'm not with you, I think about you all the time. 933 00:57:12,187 --> 00:57:15,432 I am so, so, in love with you. 934 00:57:20,644 --> 00:57:21,644 Aah. 935 00:57:24,164 --> 00:57:26,200 I'll be right back. 936 00:57:26,201 --> 00:57:28,236 I'm looking in your eyes 937 00:57:28,237 --> 00:57:32,102 I went to slip into something more... 938 00:57:32,103 --> 00:57:33,449 Comfortable. 939 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:38,178 No, I never felt like this before. 940 00:57:39,939 --> 00:57:42,492 I listen to my heart 941 00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:46,945 I listen to my soul. 942 00:57:46,946 --> 00:57:51,778 There is nothing in this world like you. 943 00:58:53,253 --> 00:58:54,909 She a devious bitch. 944 00:58:54,910 --> 00:58:56,152 You can't trust her. 945 00:58:56,153 --> 00:58:58,016 Don't trust broads. 946 00:58:58,017 --> 00:59:00,053 She's just a con artist with tits. 947 00:59:11,375 --> 00:59:12,376 Oh my God. 948 00:59:13,273 --> 00:59:14,722 Hi, honey. 949 00:59:14,723 --> 00:59:16,621 Can I get so something? 950 00:59:16,622 --> 00:59:18,864 Yeah, how about $50,000? 951 00:59:18,865 --> 00:59:20,141 Anthony? 952 00:59:20,142 --> 00:59:21,902 Where did you get that gun, Peter the Great? 953 00:59:22,766 --> 00:59:24,594 No, Uncle Pete. 954 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:26,044 You know, I can't believe you lied to me! 955 00:59:26,045 --> 00:59:27,286 What are you talking about? 956 00:59:27,287 --> 00:59:29,495 This is what I'm talking about, Nina! 957 00:59:29,496 --> 00:59:30,980 The business I'm on, 958 00:59:30,981 --> 00:59:32,568 I was send here to find the mail order bride 959 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:33,500 who robbed her husband! 960 00:59:33,501 --> 00:59:35,743 Okay. Okay, let me explain. 961 00:59:35,744 --> 00:59:37,089 Explain what? 962 00:59:37,090 --> 00:59:38,297 That you thought I was some patsy 963 00:59:38,298 --> 00:59:40,059 you could take for some fat cash? 964 00:59:43,131 --> 00:59:47,341 Okay, at first, I admit, at first, that was my plan. 965 00:59:47,342 --> 00:59:50,378 But then, I got to know you, okay? 966 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:53,036 And you were so different from anyone else. 967 00:59:53,037 --> 00:59:55,211 I never met anybody like you. 968 00:59:55,212 --> 00:59:57,247 And you're so innocent, and genuine, 969 00:59:57,248 --> 00:59:59,456 and sincere, and so funny. 970 00:59:59,457 --> 01:00:01,666 You didn't care about the clothes I was wearing, 971 01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:03,669 or the shoes, or the watch. 972 01:00:05,567 --> 01:00:07,051 You fell in love with me. 973 01:00:08,328 --> 01:00:10,295 And I fell in love with you. 974 01:00:10,296 --> 01:00:11,642 Bullshit! 975 01:00:12,712 --> 01:00:13,712 You don't believe? 976 01:00:13,713 --> 01:00:15,265 No, I don't believe. 977 01:00:15,266 --> 01:00:16,613 I want the money you stole. 978 01:00:18,235 --> 01:00:19,511 I don't have it. 979 01:00:19,512 --> 01:00:20,719 What do you mean you don't have it? 980 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,756 I mean, I don't have it. I spent it. 981 01:00:22,757 --> 01:00:24,136 Don't fuck with me, Nina. 982 01:00:24,137 --> 01:00:25,621 I've been here for two weeks, 983 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:28,244 if you spent 50 grand, you'd be living in a kremlin. 984 01:00:28,245 --> 01:00:29,245 Come here. 985 01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:31,904 I show you what I spent it on. 986 01:00:47,057 --> 01:00:48,368 This is Natasha. 987 01:00:49,611 --> 01:00:50,646 My sister. 988 01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:53,027 Our parents died 10 years ago. 989 01:00:53,028 --> 01:00:55,444 So I basically raised her since she was a baby. 990 01:00:57,446 --> 01:00:58,930 And she needed a heart operation 991 01:00:58,931 --> 01:01:00,139 or she was going to die. 992 01:01:03,590 --> 01:01:05,419 And I knew I couldn't make the money here, 993 01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:07,490 and couldn't steal it from here either, 994 01:01:07,491 --> 01:01:10,355 so I went to the US and do what I had to do 995 01:01:10,356 --> 01:01:11,356 to get the money. 996 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,981 She means everything in the world to me. 997 01:01:28,961 --> 01:01:30,859 I really do love you. 998 01:01:35,415 --> 01:01:38,521 My whole life, I've been screwing up. 999 01:01:38,522 --> 01:01:40,350 I understand. 1000 01:01:40,351 --> 01:01:43,147 And the one time I get a chance to redeem myself... 1001 01:01:44,770 --> 01:01:46,529 I fell in love. 1002 01:01:46,530 --> 01:01:47,530 Is that so bad? 1003 01:01:49,913 --> 01:01:51,465 Everybody back home is gonna think I'm 1004 01:01:51,466 --> 01:01:54,054 such a loser if I don't come home with that money. 1005 01:01:54,055 --> 01:01:55,159 Who cares about them? 1006 01:01:58,093 --> 01:02:02,995 What if I told you I know where to make $50,000 1007 01:02:03,616 --> 01:02:04,616 and even more? 1008 01:02:05,549 --> 01:02:06,998 I thought you said you couldn't steal from here? 1009 01:02:06,999 --> 01:02:09,001 I couldn't steal from here, but, um, 1010 01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:12,520 that doesn't mean you couldn't. 1011 01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:13,521 Go ahead. 1012 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:19,389 My friend, Ingrid, is a teller at the Bank of Moscow, 1013 01:02:19,390 --> 01:02:22,530 and she said every month an American comes in 1014 01:02:22,531 --> 01:02:23,809 to pick up a cash payment. 1015 01:02:25,534 --> 01:02:27,639 Since Russian companies can't wire money under 1016 01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,745 their own names directly to the US, 1017 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,125 they hire these Americans 1018 01:02:31,126 --> 01:02:34,059 to set up US corporations for them. 1019 01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:36,855 Once a month, one of these Americans comes here 1020 01:02:36,856 --> 01:02:39,409 to pick up their salaries in cash. 1021 01:02:39,410 --> 01:02:40,860 It's always a different time. 1022 01:02:45,451 --> 01:02:48,349 The guy presenting letter, which I have a copy of, 1023 01:02:48,350 --> 01:02:50,075 and the bank director is instructed 1024 01:02:50,076 --> 01:02:51,733 to hand over the briefcase. 1025 01:02:55,772 --> 01:03:00,396 Take one briefcase, walk out, be calm and be pleasant. 1026 01:03:00,397 --> 01:03:03,676 He's due at two o'clock, you have to be in and out by 1:55. 1027 01:03:20,727 --> 01:03:22,521 Okay, you got it. - It's 2 Million. Look. 1028 01:03:22,522 --> 01:03:24,040 What are you doing? That's crazy! 1029 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:25,593 Okay, you have to give this to me. 1030 01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:27,250 - What? - Give it to me. 1031 01:03:27,251 --> 01:03:28,665 Oh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 1032 01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:30,495 They're looking for an American with a briefcase, okay? 1033 01:03:30,496 --> 01:03:32,463 You do not blend in here, I do. 1034 01:03:33,948 --> 01:03:34,982 Okay, we do not have time to argue, just give it to me. 1035 01:03:34,983 --> 01:03:36,225 Are you sure? 1036 01:03:36,226 --> 01:03:38,399 Yes, I'm sure. You meet me later. 1037 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,677 Where do you want me to meet you? 1038 01:03:40,678 --> 01:03:42,577 Ninth column at the Bolshoi Theatre. 1039 01:03:43,509 --> 01:03:44,509 At midnight! 1040 01:03:54,589 --> 01:03:55,589 Hello? 1041 01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:57,281 Speak to me. 1042 01:03:59,180 --> 01:04:00,559 It worked! 1043 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,251 You have it? 1044 01:04:02,252 --> 01:04:03,252 Good. 1045 01:04:04,392 --> 01:04:06,842 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1046 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,535 Let them take care of him. 1047 01:04:18,233 --> 01:04:19,579 Okay, boss. 1048 01:04:25,344 --> 01:04:27,173 Hey. 1049 01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:55,925 Hey! 1050 01:04:59,826 --> 01:05:01,482 He's skiin'. 1051 01:05:01,483 --> 01:05:02,898 Who? 1052 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:03,865 Anthony. 1053 01:05:03,866 --> 01:05:04,901 Anthony don't ski. 1054 01:05:06,109 --> 01:05:08,696 You go there, you ski. 1055 01:05:08,697 --> 01:05:09,905 - Why? - It snows all the time, 1056 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,425 winter, summer, spring, fall, snow. 1057 01:06:20,183 --> 01:06:21,011 Hello? 1058 01:06:21,012 --> 01:06:22,253 Ivan, it's Anthony! 1059 01:06:22,254 --> 01:06:24,600 Oh my God, Anthony. 1060 01:06:24,601 --> 01:06:26,395 I've been worried about you. 1061 01:06:26,396 --> 01:06:28,017 Listen, I'm sorry about what I said. 1062 01:06:28,018 --> 01:06:30,675 Listen, there's no time, I'm in so much trouble. 1063 01:06:30,676 --> 01:06:31,952 What happened? 1064 01:06:31,953 --> 01:06:34,541 I pulled off a scam with Nina. 1065 01:06:34,542 --> 01:06:35,956 Nina? 1066 01:06:35,957 --> 01:06:37,578 You, you found Nina? 1067 01:06:37,579 --> 01:06:39,615 Yeah, but Nina wasn't Nina, 1068 01:06:39,616 --> 01:06:42,238 Nina was butterfly, and she spent the money on a heart, 1069 01:06:42,239 --> 01:06:44,309 and she made me rob a bank, and now I'm being chased 1070 01:06:44,310 --> 01:06:46,002 all over Moscow by the KGB! 1071 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:50,833 Pavel, he will kill you. 1072 01:06:50,834 --> 01:06:53,249 Tell me where you are and I'm gonna come and get you. 1073 01:06:53,250 --> 01:06:55,355 I don't know where I am! 1074 01:06:55,356 --> 01:06:57,909 Look, I'm supposed to meet her at midnight! 1075 01:06:57,910 --> 01:06:59,221 Midnight. Where? 1076 01:06:59,222 --> 01:07:01,671 At the ninth column of the Bolshoi Theater! 1077 01:07:01,672 --> 01:07:03,122 Oh, no the nine column. 1078 01:07:04,572 --> 01:07:06,677 I have to get you out of here right away. 1079 01:07:07,782 --> 01:07:08,782 Anthony? 1080 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:10,680 Anthony? 1081 01:07:29,355 --> 01:07:31,530 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 1082 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:36,086 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 1083 01:07:37,674 --> 01:07:41,229 Oh my God! 1084 01:08:06,841 --> 01:08:08,669 There's only eight! 1085 01:08:08,670 --> 01:08:11,639 Where the hell is the ninth column? 1086 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,096 Fuck! 1087 01:08:36,664 --> 01:08:38,458 Ivan, I can't find the ninth column, 1088 01:08:38,459 --> 01:08:39,859 where the hell is the ninth column? 1089 01:08:40,288 --> 01:08:42,634 There is no nine column! 1090 01:08:42,635 --> 01:08:44,981 - What? - It is an old Russian joke, 1091 01:08:44,982 --> 01:08:47,018 to tell people to meet us here, 1092 01:08:47,019 --> 01:08:48,606 they go nuts looking for it! 1093 01:08:48,607 --> 01:08:50,781 It makes them look stupid! 1094 01:08:53,301 --> 01:08:54,715 Come on! - I can't believe 1095 01:08:54,716 --> 01:08:55,820 she lied to me. 1096 01:08:55,821 --> 01:08:57,925 I told you not to trust her. 1097 01:08:57,926 --> 01:09:00,688 Come on, we have no time, we have to get to the airport! 1098 01:09:18,395 --> 01:09:20,396 Next flight out of Moscow, heading for Iraq, 1099 01:09:20,397 --> 01:09:21,570 in 10 minutes! 1100 01:09:21,571 --> 01:09:22,916 I can't go to Iraq, I'm an American, 1101 01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:24,193 they'll fucking kill me! 1102 01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:25,402 What else does she have? 1103 01:09:36,206 --> 01:09:37,173 The only flight that is available 1104 01:09:37,174 --> 01:09:39,208 in a military flight to Serbia. 1105 01:09:39,209 --> 01:09:40,796 I can't get on a military plane! 1106 01:09:40,797 --> 01:09:42,315 I am so dead! 1107 01:09:42,316 --> 01:09:43,695 I'm gonna end up in Siberia. 1108 01:09:43,696 --> 01:09:45,180 I know I shouldn't have- 1109 01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:47,390 Calm down, my man, I've, I think I have a plan. 1110 01:09:58,263 --> 01:09:59,263 Ai! 1111 01:10:13,692 --> 01:10:15,071 Anthony. 1112 01:10:15,072 --> 01:10:16,488 You forgot something. 1113 01:10:18,835 --> 01:10:20,319 Forget about it. 1114 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,543 - Ushen! - Yeah! 1115 01:10:38,544 --> 01:10:39,579 - Kazlov! - Yeah! 1116 01:10:39,580 --> 01:10:40,856 - Marezov! - Yeah! 1117 01:10:40,857 --> 01:10:42,098 - Troshin! - Yeah! 1118 01:10:42,099 --> 01:10:44,308 - Chimardana! - Yeah! 1119 01:10:44,309 --> 01:10:46,379 - Churika! - Yeah! 1120 01:10:46,380 --> 01:10:47,380 Nadikav! 1121 01:10:49,003 --> 01:10:50,003 Nadikav! 1122 01:10:51,039 --> 01:10:52,039 Yeah! 1123 01:12:24,305 --> 01:12:27,514 Hey, look, it wasn't my fault, nobody's perfect. 1124 01:12:27,515 --> 01:12:28,998 What noise? 1125 01:12:28,999 --> 01:12:31,346 Oh no, I'm outside, I bought a cell phone, yeah. 1126 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:32,313 What? 1127 01:12:32,314 --> 01:12:33,796 Oh no, no that cleared up. 1128 01:12:33,797 --> 01:12:35,142 The doctor gave me some ointment, 1129 01:12:35,143 --> 01:12:36,799 he said it's gonna be fine. 1130 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,007 Yeah. 1131 01:12:38,008 --> 01:12:39,112 Listen, I gotta take this, all right? 1132 01:12:39,113 --> 01:12:39,941 I'll talk to you tonight. 1133 01:12:39,942 --> 01:12:41,425 Yeah. 1134 01:12:41,426 --> 01:12:43,910 Talk to me. - Hey, Tommy, it's Anthony. 1135 01:12:43,911 --> 01:12:45,360 Anthony, are you all right? 1136 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:47,016 Nah, you're not gonna believe what happened to me. 1137 01:12:47,017 --> 01:12:48,880 God, I've been worried sick about you, where you been? 1138 01:12:48,881 --> 01:12:51,296 I had to escape from Russia on a military flight, 1139 01:12:51,297 --> 01:12:54,023 now I'm stuck in a New Jersey turnpike, 1140 01:12:54,024 --> 01:12:54,853 dressed like a bum. 1141 01:12:54,854 --> 01:12:56,094 Did you find the girl? 1142 01:12:56,095 --> 01:12:58,096 Yeah, I found her, and I lost her. 1143 01:12:58,097 --> 01:12:59,132 And I lost $2 million. 1144 01:12:59,133 --> 01:13:00,996 She screwed you, man. Shit! 1145 01:13:00,997 --> 01:13:01,929 What are you gonna tell your uncle? 1146 01:13:01,930 --> 01:13:03,412 I guess the truth. 1147 01:13:03,413 --> 01:13:04,380 Yeah, well you know what he's gonna say. 1148 01:13:04,381 --> 01:13:05,932 I know what he's gonna say. 1149 01:13:05,933 --> 01:13:07,590 Don't trust broads. 1150 01:13:08,936 --> 01:13:10,869 I'm on Exit 13 and a turnpike. 1151 01:13:11,904 --> 01:13:12,904 Bye. 1152 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:21,741 Whiner, you still taking action on Anthony? 1153 01:13:21,742 --> 01:13:24,675 Yeah, listen, gimme 40 times he makes it. 1154 01:13:24,676 --> 01:13:25,676 Yeah. 1155 01:13:34,927 --> 01:13:36,134 I'll be right out. 1156 01:13:36,135 --> 01:13:37,688 Hey, Anthony, when'd you get back? 1157 01:13:37,689 --> 01:13:39,103 What's up, Tootie? 1158 01:13:39,104 --> 01:13:41,208 Wow, nice coat. Where'd you get the coat? 1159 01:13:41,209 --> 01:13:42,038 You want it? 1160 01:13:42,038 --> 01:13:43,038 Yeah. 1161 01:13:44,247 --> 01:13:45,489 I get 10%. 1162 01:13:45,490 --> 01:13:46,490 Aah, thanks, kid. 1163 01:13:49,010 --> 01:13:50,425 Hey, Big Mike, what are you doin'? 1164 01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:51,357 You wanna buy a suit? 1165 01:13:51,358 --> 01:13:52,910 What do you got? 1166 01:13:52,911 --> 01:13:54,325 This ain't gonna fit me. 1167 01:13:54,326 --> 01:13:56,327 Wanna buy a coat? 1168 01:13:56,328 --> 01:13:57,639 Hey, that ain't for you. 1169 01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,779 Loose some weight, ya fat fuck. 1170 01:13:59,780 --> 01:14:00,712 This is great news. 1171 01:14:00,713 --> 01:14:02,851 Yeah. Thank you. 1172 01:14:02,852 --> 01:14:04,405 What? What's so good? 1173 01:14:06,787 --> 01:14:07,787 What? 1174 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:12,032 Get your desk off my feet and get outta my chair. 1175 01:14:12,033 --> 01:14:13,000 Why? 1176 01:14:13,001 --> 01:14:14,276 You heard me. 1177 01:14:14,277 --> 01:14:15,796 Yeah, but I didn't understand. 1178 01:14:18,315 --> 01:14:19,695 Uncle Tony. 1179 01:14:19,696 --> 01:14:22,458 Anthony! You made it. 1180 01:14:24,425 --> 01:14:26,669 You still, uh, shopping at Tootsie's? 1181 01:14:28,256 --> 01:14:30,672 No, no, I got this in Kosovo. 1182 01:14:30,673 --> 01:14:32,570 - Mm-hmm. - I got this in Serbia. 1183 01:14:32,571 --> 01:14:33,813 Mm-hmm. 1184 01:14:33,814 --> 01:14:34,746 This little number I got in Croatia. 1185 01:14:34,747 --> 01:14:37,438 And, um, I didn't get the money. 1186 01:14:40,924 --> 01:14:41,856 Excuse me? 1187 01:14:41,857 --> 01:14:43,581 I blew I, okay, Uncle Tony. 1188 01:14:43,582 --> 01:14:45,583 I didn't get the money. I'm sorry. 1189 01:14:45,584 --> 01:14:47,792 But, you gotta believe me, this time, 1190 01:14:47,793 --> 01:14:49,518 - Anthony. - It wasn't my fault. 1191 01:14:49,519 --> 01:14:52,383 Anthony, you've been sayin' that ever since you 1192 01:14:52,384 --> 01:14:55,249 nearly put the whole family in the clink. 1193 01:14:56,733 --> 01:14:58,044 What wasn't your fault? 1194 01:14:58,045 --> 01:14:59,977 That you didn't find the dough? 1195 01:14:59,978 --> 01:15:02,980 That those bohos from Brighton Beach 1196 01:15:02,981 --> 01:15:06,121 pulled a fast one and used you to make a bundle? 1197 01:15:06,122 --> 01:15:07,432 Used me? 1198 01:15:07,433 --> 01:15:09,918 The broad set you up, just like they- 1199 01:15:09,919 --> 01:15:11,436 No, no, no, Uncle Tony, she couldn't, 1200 01:15:11,437 --> 01:15:12,197 I mean, she was different, she was in love with me- 1201 01:15:12,197 --> 01:15:13,197 She what? 1202 01:15:14,302 --> 01:15:15,855 Jackie! 1203 01:15:15,856 --> 01:15:18,133 She told you she loved you and you believe it. 1204 01:15:18,134 --> 01:15:20,929 You bought that bullshit like everybody else. 1205 01:15:20,930 --> 01:15:22,309 Wait a minute, Jackie. 1206 01:15:22,310 --> 01:15:23,794 No, wait a minute. 1207 01:15:23,795 --> 01:15:26,417 You send a boy to do a man's job. 1208 01:15:26,418 --> 01:15:27,901 Now watch your tongue, Jackie. 1209 01:15:27,902 --> 01:15:29,385 That's my nephew. 1210 01:15:29,386 --> 01:15:31,422 Yeah, and he's just like his old man. 1211 01:15:31,423 --> 01:15:33,320 You're way outta line now. 1212 01:15:33,321 --> 01:15:35,633 His father is my brother. 1213 01:15:35,634 --> 01:15:38,498 With all due respect, he was a bozo, 1214 01:15:38,499 --> 01:15:40,811 just like his son is a fucking bozo 1215 01:15:40,812 --> 01:15:42,744 who couldn't even find the broad. 1216 01:15:42,745 --> 01:15:45,022 With all due respect, Whiner! 1217 01:15:45,023 --> 01:15:47,058 - Yeah. - Kick his fuckin' ass. 1218 01:15:47,059 --> 01:15:48,026 Me? Why me? 1219 01:15:48,027 --> 01:15:49,854 I don't wanna dirty my hands. 1220 01:15:49,855 --> 01:15:53,202 Ah, Jesus, Tony, it's been a long time! 1221 01:15:53,203 --> 01:15:56,723 It's like riding a fucking bicycle! 1222 01:15:56,724 --> 01:15:58,656 Kick his fuckin' ass! 1223 01:15:58,657 --> 01:16:00,209 - You wanna piece of me? - I'm gonna put a hurtin' 1224 01:16:00,210 --> 01:16:02,246 on you like you've never felt in your life. 1225 01:16:02,247 --> 01:16:03,696 Go get him. 1226 01:16:03,697 --> 01:16:05,111 - Bring it on. - Come on, make my day. 1227 01:16:05,112 --> 01:16:06,630 Come on! Come on! 1228 01:16:06,631 --> 01:16:08,563 Come on, you little guinea shit. 1229 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,874 Come on! Come on! 1230 01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:11,738 Come on! Come on! 1231 01:16:11,739 --> 01:16:14,500 Get 'em Whiner, don't dance, don't dance, hit 'em. 1232 01:16:25,373 --> 01:16:26,305 Come on! Come on! 1233 01:16:26,306 --> 01:16:27,583 I'll shove this down your. 1234 01:16:30,344 --> 01:16:33,967 - Whoa. - Go! Go! 1235 01:16:33,968 --> 01:16:36,418 Oh, you all right? What's goin' on? 1236 01:16:36,419 --> 01:16:37,592 You wanna back me up? 1237 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,352 Yeah, absolutely, where we going? Come on! 1238 01:16:39,353 --> 01:16:41,735 To Brighton Beach to to kick some Russian ass. 1239 01:16:59,062 --> 01:17:00,269 Hey, Buckle Eye, you got a cigarette, huh? 1240 01:17:00,270 --> 01:17:02,375 Smoking causes birth defects. 1241 01:17:02,376 --> 01:17:04,171 I'm not pregnant, am I? 1242 01:17:05,448 --> 01:17:06,380 Ya had enough? 1243 01:17:06,381 --> 01:17:08,830 No, I haven't had enough! 1244 01:17:08,831 --> 01:17:10,728 I want my money! 1245 01:17:10,729 --> 01:17:13,351 And I want my fuckin' manhood! 1246 01:17:13,352 --> 01:17:15,526 And I want that broad! 1247 01:17:15,527 --> 01:17:18,634 Well, you get your money back. 1248 01:17:19,911 --> 01:17:24,847 And, uh, you can have your fuckin' manhood. 1249 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:27,677 Two outta three ain't bad. 1250 01:17:41,967 --> 01:17:46,350 Hey, look who it is. Anthony Santini. 1251 01:17:46,351 --> 01:17:47,248 How ya doin'? 1252 01:17:47,249 --> 01:17:48,766 You set me up! 1253 01:17:48,767 --> 01:17:49,734 Me? 1254 01:17:49,735 --> 01:17:51,079 No, no, no, no, no. 1255 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:52,356 It was girl. 1256 01:17:52,357 --> 01:17:54,772 Look, here is your money, all of it. 1257 01:17:54,773 --> 01:17:57,188 1 million rubles. 1258 01:17:57,189 --> 01:17:58,707 I mean, dollars. 1259 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:00,088 - 1 million? - Yeah. 1260 01:18:00,089 --> 01:18:01,849 And half of it, yours. 1261 01:18:02,988 --> 01:18:05,990 - Mine? - Yeah, yours. 1262 01:18:05,991 --> 01:18:07,026 No! 1263 01:18:07,027 --> 01:18:09,580 Before I give it to you, 1264 01:18:09,581 --> 01:18:11,962 you must ask permission from Nina. 1265 01:18:11,963 --> 01:18:13,688 Well how the hell am I gonna do that? 1266 01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:14,689 Ask her. 1267 01:18:27,357 --> 01:18:28,357 Hey! 1268 01:18:33,743 --> 01:18:35,088 Hey! 1269 01:18:35,089 --> 01:18:36,124 Hey! 1270 01:18:36,125 --> 01:18:37,401 Just follow me. 1271 01:18:37,402 --> 01:18:39,679 I did that once, and look where it got me! 1272 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:40,715 - Ah! - Could you just stop 1273 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:41,785 and talk to me? 1274 01:18:41,786 --> 01:18:42,718 Hey, just stop! 1275 01:18:42,719 --> 01:18:44,477 I have a reason, trust me. 1276 01:18:44,478 --> 01:18:45,790 Trust you? 1277 01:18:47,205 --> 01:18:49,654 Gimme one good reason why I shouldn't kill you? 1278 01:18:49,655 --> 01:18:51,518 Because. Because I love you. 1279 01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:52,727 Are you kidding me? 1280 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,901 You don't know the first thing about love. 1281 01:18:54,902 --> 01:18:56,351 Yeah, then why did I come back here for you? 1282 01:18:56,352 --> 01:18:57,766 I don't know, why did you come back for me? 1283 01:18:57,767 --> 01:18:59,457 Because I didn't want to be away from you! 1284 01:18:59,458 --> 01:19:00,700 Bullshit! 1285 01:19:00,701 --> 01:19:02,221 I can't explain now. Get in the car! 1286 01:19:02,841 --> 01:19:04,739 Why should I get in the car with you? 1287 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:06,258 Because I'm telling you to. 1288 01:19:13,818 --> 01:19:14,818 You know, I really though you were different, 1289 01:19:14,819 --> 01:19:16,716 I trusted you and you set me up! 1290 01:19:16,717 --> 01:19:17,717 Sh, look. 1291 01:19:29,937 --> 01:19:31,420 Hold it right there, don't move! 1292 01:19:31,421 --> 01:19:32,388 See? 1293 01:19:32,389 --> 01:19:33,906 I wasn't trying to set you up, 1294 01:19:33,907 --> 01:19:35,149 I was setting them up. 1295 01:19:36,323 --> 01:19:37,600 Because I love you. 1296 01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:40,948 You did this for me? 1297 01:19:42,570 --> 01:19:43,570 For us. 1298 01:19:49,474 --> 01:19:50,716 And I got the money. 1299 01:19:52,028 --> 01:19:53,961 1 million American dollars. 1300 01:20:09,839 --> 01:20:11,046 What about ya sister? 1301 01:20:11,047 --> 01:20:12,323 She came with me. 1302 01:20:12,324 --> 01:20:15,120 Number one doctor in all of US fixed her up. 1303 01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:20,055 Silkwad! 1304 01:20:20,056 --> 01:20:21,333 Louie the Leprechaun! 1305 01:20:22,679 --> 01:20:23,990 Manny the Mute! 1306 01:20:23,991 --> 01:20:25,716 - Thank you. - Yeah! 1307 01:20:25,717 --> 01:20:27,201 Hanny the Hitcher. 1308 01:20:30,032 --> 01:20:33,068 You know, I can't believe this shit. 1309 01:20:33,069 --> 01:20:34,242 - What? - I can't believe 1310 01:20:34,243 --> 01:20:35,726 this kid pulled it off. - Aah, come on. 1311 01:20:35,727 --> 01:20:37,866 Personally, I always believed the kid can do it, always. 1312 01:20:37,867 --> 01:20:39,281 - You did? - Yes, I did, I did, yes. 1313 01:20:39,282 --> 01:20:41,905 Do you know how much money he cost us? 1314 01:20:41,906 --> 01:20:43,699 Who cares, what's money. Money. 1315 01:20:43,700 --> 01:20:45,874 I gave 'em a boost, I send 'em on a long vacation 1316 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:48,394 to a nice warm climate. 1317 01:20:48,395 --> 01:20:50,534 Number one guy's very happy. 1318 01:20:50,535 --> 01:20:53,468 Profits are up 100% since I started on earning things, 1319 01:20:53,469 --> 01:20:54,987 thanks to my liaison. 1320 01:20:54,988 --> 01:20:56,091 I love this job. 1321 01:20:56,092 --> 01:20:57,368 Yeah. 1322 01:20:57,369 --> 01:20:58,645 I think our families are gonna be here 1323 01:20:58,646 --> 01:20:59,924 for a very long time. 1324 01:21:01,442 --> 01:21:03,686 To my friend, Anthony Santini, USA! 1325 01:21:14,524 --> 01:21:16,318 - Hello, Anthony. - Father Joel. 1326 01:21:16,319 --> 01:21:18,010 Anthony, I hear you've been using foul language 1327 01:21:18,011 --> 01:21:19,287 in the neighborhood. 1328 01:21:19,288 --> 01:21:22,669 Oh, not me, father, I don't use bad language. 1329 01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:24,430 It's, uh, probably Whiner. 1330 01:21:24,431 --> 01:21:25,431 There! 1331 01:21:26,571 --> 01:21:27,779 Frank, what do you want? 1332 01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:31,541 Who is number one? 1333 01:21:32,784 --> 01:21:34,819 You are! 1334 01:21:34,820 --> 01:21:36,925 I got a nice red one, I got a coupla blues. 1335 01:21:36,926 --> 01:21:39,272 I just got them off a truck from Barneys. 1336 01:21:39,273 --> 01:21:40,825 Ha hey, what I tell ya? 1337 01:21:40,826 --> 01:21:42,862 Instant respect, baby, huh? 1338 01:21:42,863 --> 01:21:43,691 Look at this. 1339 01:21:43,691 --> 01:21:44,658 You're so soft. 1340 01:21:44,659 --> 01:21:45,900 How ya doin', guys, all right? 1341 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:48,764 Hey, everyone think I'm a Mickey Mouse, huh? 1342 01:21:48,765 --> 01:21:52,045 I like this gangster shit. 1343 01:21:53,736 --> 01:21:54,736 What I tell you? 1344 01:21:56,256 --> 01:21:57,567 What do you think? 1345 01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:01,088 What is he? Crazy! 1346 01:22:02,089 --> 01:22:05,092 He kills three of our guys. 1347 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:07,819 Number one guy. 1348 01:22:09,096 --> 01:22:11,616 Sneaks him out of Russia. 1349 01:22:12,617 --> 01:22:15,378 And he is back. 1350 01:22:16,862 --> 01:22:17,862 Let's get him. 1351 01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:28,080 You've gotta look at the bright side. 1352 01:22:28,081 --> 01:22:29,322 Why? 1353 01:22:29,323 --> 01:22:30,980 We got rid of the crazy bastard. 1354 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:45,821 Oh God, yes! 1355 01:22:45,822 --> 01:22:46,926 How many times do I have to tell ya 1356 01:22:46,927 --> 01:22:49,171 to get out of my fucking chair! 1357 01:22:51,345 --> 01:22:53,864 I'm looking in your eyes 1358 01:22:53,865 --> 01:22:58,213 I see myself in you. 1359 01:22:58,214 --> 01:23:03,116 No, I never felt like this before. 1360 01:23:05,014 --> 01:23:07,567 I listen to my heart 1361 01:23:07,568 --> 01:23:11,986 I listen to my soul. 1362 01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:16,992 There is nothing in this world like you. 1363 01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:21,409 Stay here, in my heart. 1364 01:23:21,410 --> 01:23:24,827 Stay here, in my heart. 1365 01:23:31,730 --> 01:23:35,078 If you stay here with me. 1366 01:23:35,079 --> 01:23:38,772 What a life that would be. 1367 01:23:46,228 --> 01:23:48,781 And every time we kiss 1368 01:23:48,782 --> 01:23:53,027 I take it to the heart 1369 01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:57,272 I swear we'll never be apart. 1370 01:23:57,273 --> 01:23:59,999 No. 1371 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,898 You came to save me 1372 01:24:02,899 --> 01:24:06,800 I couldn't leave without you. 1373 01:24:13,013 --> 01:24:16,291 If you stay here with me. 1374 01:24:16,292 --> 01:24:20,020 What a life that would be. 1375 01:24:26,475 --> 01:24:29,960 Stay here, in my heart. 1376 01:24:29,961 --> 01:24:33,344 Stay here, in my heart. 1377 01:24:40,420 --> 01:24:43,767 If you stay here with me. 1378 01:24:43,768 --> 01:24:47,495 What a life that would be 1379 01:24:47,496 --> 01:24:50,084 I'll do whatever it takes. 1380 01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:53,949 To give this love. 1381 01:24:53,950 --> 01:24:57,436 Stay here, in my heart. 1382 01:24:57,437 --> 01:25:00,785 Stay here, in my heart 93180