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Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Hercules, why does something have to be up just because I summoned my favorite

brother?

Come on, Aphrodite. We both know that you want something.

Well, there is something, and I wouldn't summon you if it wasn't super

important. I'm afraid to ask.

Well, it's Cupid. He's causing problems on Earth, and Ares is going to tell

Zeus. He's a god. I'm sure he can take care of himself.

But you're his favorite uncle.

He looks up to you.

Yeah.

I'm going to be going. I have to attend to my pressing matters.

Okay. I hope Xena's going to be okay.

Xena?

What does this thing with Cupid have to do with her?

I'm sure you'll find out.

You better hurry.

Gabrielle, you've come all this way just to see me?

The Tolga tells of you hustling the villagers and come a great way.

They're about to retaliate.

We're here to save you from yourself.

Well, I appreciate your concerns, ladies, but I like it here. I think I'll

just fine.

Xena!

If nothing else, you're so predictable.

So you're here to see me?

Look, you brought an ulti with you.

What's so bad about an ulti?

An Amazon doing the bidding of this warlord.

You just cut it in your whole race.

I left the Amazon a long time ago.

And you should be worrying about other things.

Like what?

Like what you're going to do when Xena leaves you.

Now keep it!

Obviously one.

I think you did just fine.

Come on, let's go.

Wait.

Wait for me, wait for me.

Get real. Not so fast, you know. You have to go through me first.

Well, if there was ever a time to walk away from two angry vaginas, it would be

right now.

See you later, Kate.

Good morning.

Aphrodite sent me to get him.

I wasn't going to go in first, but she told me he was with Draco.

And you were in trouble.

I'm just fine.

But, Gabrielle, if anything happens...

Wow.

Strong hands stroking a big fucking cock.

Yeah, yeah.

I am...

Oh my -

Thank God I fucking didn't.

Trying to stick your fucking balls in my asshole too.

Come on, Romy.

Push me in your goddamn dick.

I only have three fingers and a point.

Guess what?

I have four fingers and a fucking point because I'm a dick.

I'm gonna punch you in your fucking dick with my ass right now.

It's like I'm stroking you.

Open and close.

Open and close.

Just sucking your dick with every fucking stroke.

I'm just keeping it tight and making you feel every

fucking movement in your goddamn ass. I want your dick.

I've seen how much your little fucking heart turned into in a second when I hit

you.

Yeah, I've seen it all the same time.

All I wanted was you to hold me and caress me, and then you just, like, took

into your little fucking Amazon floor.

I don't know if you can hear my fucking voice.

still has you fighting for battles for her. I must say, I'm a bit disappointed.

I would never disappoint a ho.

He's here for Cupid.

Are you sure?

We'll find help with our old friend here.

Hercules, thank you, but I got this.

You insist.

It's my favorite now.

I hope you enjoy the party.

It'll be your last.

Now the real party starts.

You and me, Gabrielle?

Just you and me?

Are you looking forward to it?

I guess.

I put us both in danger, Athena.

What if you were the one to take the arrow?

I wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

I'm a weak link.

Don't ever say that.

Don't ever think that.

It's your love that makes me stronger.

Don't you know that?

Let's go home.

How long have I been with you?

I just can't play with my phone.

Thank you.

Fucking cheese.

Stop being hot and dirty.

I want to play with you. I want to fucking play with you. You understand

Fight me.

You're so extraordinary.

That's how I detect you.