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Hope.

You know, Zena, I'm really looking forward to spending time with you.

Just you and me.

Well, no one's trying to kill us right now.

I know, Gabrielle. The tales of someone hustling local villagers at cards?

It's just like a telekissen.

We need to go check it out.

I know.

I know you're right.

I'm just disappointed.

We'll have our time, Gabrielle. Don't worry.

Come on.

I don't think we should play another hand.

We just can't afford to lose anymore.

She's right. Our husbands will be quite angry with us.

Ladies.

Ladies, you can't afford not playing now.

I could have possibly win another round.

Come on.

I'll give you both two to one odds on the next hand.

You know, I think my luck is changing.

Mine too. I think you're in trouble this time, Metallica.

I hope I am.

What are the odds, ladies?

I'm sorry.

That's unbelievable.

You must have won like ten hands in a row.

It's more like thirteen, but that's irrelevant.

Time to pay up.

But we don't have anything left.

But with the gods as our witnesses, we will pay you. It'll just take some time.

There's no credit here, lady.

Looks like we're going to have to go talk to your husband. Wait!

Isn't there something we could do?

What do you have in mind?

Well... Maybe we could work off our debts.

If you're thinking what I'm thinking...

I think we have a deal.

Mmm. Wow.

Mmm. Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You girls smell so clean.

Even though we're dirty little whores. Oh, yeah.

Dirty little bar wenches. Yes. Mmm.

Wait a

second. What?

You smell clean.

You don't understand.

I have sex... A pelican. Oh, God.

Ah.

I've had sex with queens.

Look, look, look.

I don't know how

that's working.

No, no, no.

No, I wasn't aware, but he's a god as well. I don't think it's any of your

concern.

Is that so?

Perhaps we should see what Zeus thinks about that.

Uh, no, wait, wait.

Wait. Can't we work something out?

I am the god of war, and your spell will not last long on me.

I will give you one mortal day to retrieve your son Cupid before I go to

Aries, I will show you that love is stronger than war.

Don't.

How powerful is love?

Don't I always?

We'll see about that.

Yeah.

Right there. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. Oh.

Oh,

my God.

So good.

Yeah.

Oh, right there.

Yes.

Oh.

Was he so good?

And with help from Cupid, Xena will be completely under my control.

And we will be unstoppable.

Okay, Draco, I have two problems with that.

How are you going to get Cupid to go along with your plan? And do you really

think a love spell from Cupid's arrow is going to work on Xena?

I've got Cupid just where I want him.

And if his spell will work on you, Alty...

I imagine it'll work. Well, I suppose.

Cupid, come in here, my friend.

Hey, guys.

I missed you.

Missed you too, my friend.

What's it been? All of five minutes since I've seen you last?

I know, man, but this is far too long. I love you guys.

Jeez.

Cupid. Why don't you demonstrate to Alty here the power of your arrow?

Sure, pal.

Gotcha.

You know what?

You know, I really doubt that he's going to...

You know, I never noticed how handsome you were before.

You're more attractive than all the gods combined.