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♪ I was working in the lab ♪

♪ Late one night ♪

♪ When my eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪

♪ For my monster from his slab ♪

♪ Began to rise ♪

♪ And then suddenly to my surprise ♪

♪ He did the mash ♪

♪ He did the monster mash ♪

♪ The monster mash ♪

♪ It was a graveyard smash ♪

♪ He did the mash ♪

♪ It caught on in a flash ♪

♪ He did the mash ♪

♪ He did the monster mash ♪

♪ From my laboratory in the castle east ♪

♪ To the master bedroom where the vampires feast ♪

♪ The ghouls all came from their humble abodes ♪

♪ To catch a jolt from my electrodes ♪

♪ They did the mash ♪

♪ They did the monster mash ♪

♪ The monster mash ♪

♪ It was a graveyard smash ♪

♪ They did the mash ♪

Boy, that song always gets me in the Halloween mood.

Uh, duck, Theodore.

What?

Oh, well.

It's, uh, it's sort of yummy when you make mistakes.

Wh-What... What is it, Simon?

Hmm, some kind of pumpkin botulism.

Alvin! Alvin!

Think the guys in the Monster Club will be impressed?

Who are they?

Only the coolest club in the whole wide world.

Correction. They're a group of power-crazed bullies

that entice the simple-minded with cheap thrills

and illusions of grandeur.

So, what's wrong with that?

Oh, as a member of your gene pool,

I've got to believe you're above this.

Well, I'm not.

I need you guys to support me on this.

Tomorrow night

they are having the Monster Club initiation meeting.

I really, really, really want to be a member!

Being driven in the Monstermobile,

girls swooning all over me,

and wearing the coolest jacket.

Being a member of the Monster Club

will be my crowning achievement,

the icing on my cake.

Whether you get in or not,

you will always be our little monster.

We are looking for the few,

the proud,

the Monster.

Thanks for coming with me.

I just hope nobody recognizes me.

To prove you're worthy of becoming a Monster,

you must perform three awesome tricks

that will culminate in the Monster Mash Halloween Night.

Alvin, when are they serving the cookies?

Theodore.

Monsters aren't born, they're created.

Hit the deck!

It's the Pumpkinhead.

Who?

The new kid. Half boy, half pumpkin.

He was born one Halloween night in a pumpkin patch.

He died three times,

coming back each time grosser than before.

Yeah, he just looks at you and your hair falls out.

He just breathes on you and you get spots all over your body.

Yeah, you just get near him

and your, um, head shrivels,

squeezing your brains all over the place.

A-And then you, um, explode

into a gajillion pieces!

It's amazing how much you know

about someone you never met.

Alvin, when are they serving those cookies?

Those of you who prove worthy of Monsterhood

will get to wear this.

I want it. I want it.

I want it.

Simon,

do you think this is a good enough trick

for the Monsters?

Alvin, have you seen my new pair of blue socks?

Oh, sure.

Whenever anyone can't find anything

it's always my fault.

Alvin!

Well, if you would help me,

this stuff wouldn't keep happening.

Oh, you know how I feel about that club.

Look, Alvin, people do things in groups

they wouldn't consider doing alone.

Cut the sermon, Simon.

I'm gonna get in that club

with you or without you.

Are you gonna help me or not?

All right. I'll do it.

But it's gonna cost you.

I don't think we should be here, guys.

Mr. Pumpkinhead probably wants his privacy.

Fraidy-cat.

You know, I heard that if he even looks at you,

you shrivel up and--and blow away.

It's him!

Let's get out of here!

Wh-Where are you taking me?

My laboratory.

Help! Help!

No! No! No!

No!

No, I don't want a Band-Aid.

It, uh, sticks to my hair.

So, uh, how much longer

do I have to--to live?

Well, it isn't terminal, Theodore.

It--It'll heal in a couple of days.

No, I--I mean before I--I shrivel up

and--and blow away.

Well, let's see.

It's a tough thing to predict, Theodore,

but if you eat the right foods

and exercise,

I'd say 70, maybe... Maybe 80 years.

But--But...

I know what you mean, Theodore.

I've--I've heard all the rumors before.

It's okay, Theodore.

It's just Woody.

What happened to his wing?

Some kid shot him with a pea-shooter.

But he'll be all right.

Did you save all these guys?

Yep.

That's neat!

Wow! I'm gonna tell everyone

what a great guy you are, Pumpkinhead.

I--I mean, uh, what's your name?

Michael. But don't, Theodore,

'cause once they know we're friends,

you'll be treated as badly as I am.

It'll be our little secret.

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, now, do ya? ♪

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, do ya? ♪

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, now, do ya? ♪

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, do ya? ♪

♪ You can't predict your joy and sorrow ♪

♪ Beside a wishing well ♪

♪ 'Cause heaven knows what comes tomorrow ♪

♪ And it's not gonna help ♪

♪ No crystal ball's gonna answer ♪

♪ Where the wind will blow ♪

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, now, do ya? ♪

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, do ya? ♪

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, now, do ya? ♪

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, do ya? ♪

♪ Run into the unexpected ♪

♪ And open up your eyes ♪

♪ Open your eyes ♪

♪ The gloom is more than you suspected ♪

♪ A good friend in disguise ♪

♪ Can't judge a book by its cover ♪

♪ Only goes to show ♪

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, now, do ya? ♪

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, do ya? ♪

♪ You never know, you never know ♪

♪ You just never know, now, do ya? ♪

♪ You never know you never know ♪

Michael, what do you think of my costume?

Well I'm not sure. What are you?

What am I?

I'm the Easter Bunny.

Then we've got a lot of work to do.

What are you gonna be?

Me.

That's not very original.

I know. But it's the one day of the year I can be who I am

and nobody runs away from me.

They treat me just like I'm another kid.

It's great.

Well, I should be going.

Uh, where is the door?

Sorry.

No one will see you if you go out the back way.

Goodbye, Theodore.

Bye.

Shame on you, Theodore.

Sneaking around like-- like you're ashamed of your best friend.

Simon, you're a genius.

This is probably the greatest trick ever invented.

What do you mean, "probably"?

Fellas!

Quick! It's Dr. Destructo!

Fellas, uh...

Dave, would you please

stay out of our room?

Sorry, guys. I--I was just looking...

For Theodore.

He's not here.

Oh, uh, okay.

I'll knock next time.

That would be safest.

So long, Alvin.

Hello, Monster.

I'm the happiest guy in the whole world.

Alvin, Simon!

I've got to tell you about Pumpkinhead!

Pumpkinhead?

Pumpkinhead? Who cares about Pumpkinhead?

You've just ruined my life!

What kind of trick am I gonna show the Monsters now?

There goes the happiest guy in the whole world.

Pick a card. Any card.

You've disappointed us, Alvin.

I'm afraid you're just not Monster material.

No! I'll do anything.

Anything?

Okay. All I have to do

is chase Pumpkinhead out of town

and I'm a Monster.

I'm not really humiliating one person.

I'm saving a whole neighborhood.

Um, this is a good thing.

I'm saving lots of innocent kids from exploding.

Yeah. That's it.

Help! I've fallen and can't get up.

Well, if it isn't Yertle the Turtle.

Just help me up, please.

What in the world are you doing?

Me? Oh. Um, I'm going to do some, uh, recycling.

As a matter of fact, I could use your help.

Always happy to help the ecological effort.

But, uh, don't you think you're being a tad over-precautious?

Hey, it's a messy world.

Alvin!

You lied to me.

We are not recycling.

No. I adjusted the truth to get what I wanted.

Adults do it all the time.

Don't stoop to their level.

Too late.

I've got him!

Let me go!

Theodore?

Oh, my gosh! He's been with Pumpkinhead.

Code blue! Code blue!

Any signs of spots yet?

Checking for hair loss.

No. No!

He's my best friend in the whole world,

and I--I should have told everyone before

that I--I thought he was a really great guy.

And--And we do really fun stuff together.

And I--I even lick his ice-cream cone.

Theodore, are you all right?

Alvin, Simon, this is Michael.

They think I'm weird?

Uh, wanna come in?

After you.

If I hadn't met the guy,

I could have ruined him without any guilt at all.

And been a Monster.

So, Alvin, I guess that's the end of you and the Monster Club.

Well...

How could you possibly consider...

Have you seen their jackets?

Alvin!

Well, I'm gonna tell all the kids he's my friend.

And--And he's a wonderful guy.

And if they don't like it, well, it's their tough luck.

Uh, wait up, Theodore, I-- I'm coming with you.

Alvin, all I have to say to you

is let your conscience be your guide.

Leave my conscience out of this!

And so, guys, ahem,

now that we know the truth about Pumpkinhead,

I--I mean Michael, you probably want to call the whole silly thing off.

No way! Tonight's Halloween,

and Monster rule number one states,

"Someone has to get Monster-mashed."

Are you in or not?

I'm in.

♪ Play some tricks, get some chips ♪

♪ Halloween is coming ♪

♪ It's a dare, are you scared? ♪

♪ Trick or treat ♪

♪ When flying goblins ♪

♪ Make weird shadows on the wall ♪

♪ Ghosts outside the door ♪

♪ Monsters in the house ♪

♪ When coffins open ♪

♪ And the bells begin to toll ♪

♪ Then it's time to party ♪

♪ Ready to rock and roll! ♪

Come on, Theodore. We've got to get to Michael's

before anything happens to him.

I can't run.

I can only hop.

Ah! Where is Alvin?

I'm afraid to guess.

Ready with the Monster-mash?

Ready.

Excellent.

You're gonna love Halloween.

Honey, are you sure you don't want to come with us?

No way, Jose!

This is gonna be the best Halloween ever.

Okay, sweetie, have fun. And be careful.

Don't worry, Mom.

I have friends now.

Okay. Alvin and I will chase Pumpkinhead outside.

Then you guys let him have it.

And remember, no mercy.

Hey, there he is!

No...

Come on!

Stop. No!

Stop, you guys! Let him go!

That's enough!

Shut up, wimp.

Hurry. Go after him!

- Get him! - Come on.

No, please, stop!

Wait!

Why, you lowlife, spineless...

Worm-doo-doo!

You gutter-jockey,

algae-forming...

B-B-Buggy-brain!

I hope you're proud of yourself.

As a matter of fact, I am.

Oh, Michael!

If Michael's over there... Who's that?

Butch?

He said someone had to be Monster-mashed.

So, I made a Pumpkinhead mask,

popped it on Butch's head,

and well, the rest is history.

Hey, what--what's going on?

Oh, you know, monsters will be monsters.

Hi, Michael. Theodore said it's okay if we touch you.

Yep, it's not a problem.

You mean, if you breathe on my little sister

she won't explode?

Nope.

Oh, shucks.

Michael, can you get your face fixed?

No. Besides, my mother loves it.

Hey, guys, anyone for trick or treat?

Sure. Wh-What did he say?

♪ Then you can monster mash ♪

♪ The monster mash ♪

♪ And do my graveyard smash ♪

♪ Then you can mash ♪

♪ You'll catch on in a flash ♪

♪ Then you can mash ♪

♪ They played the monster mash ♪

♪ Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring ♪

♪ Seems he was troubled by just one thing ♪

♪ He opened the lid and shook his fist and said ♪

♪ Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist? ♪

♪ It's now the mash ♪

♪ It's now the monster mash ♪

♪ The monster mash ♪

♪ And it's a graveyard smash ♪

♪ It's now the mash ♪

♪ It's caught on in a flash ♪

♪ It's now the mash ♪

♪ It's now the monster mash ♪

♪ Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band ♪

♪ And my monster mash is the hit of the land ♪

♪ For you, the living, this mash was meant, too ♪

♪ When you get to my door, tell them Alvin sent you ♪