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[NBC Fanfare]
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[soft dramatic music]
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- Football was never
just a game for me.
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It was my life.
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My neighborhood in Brooklyn
was rough.
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And way too close to JFK.
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But football got me out.
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- With the first pick,
Green Bay selects
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Reggie Dinkins
from Rutgers University.
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- And All-Pro running back
Reggie Dinkins
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is now a two-time NFL MVP.
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- But the MVP I really want
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is that new McDonald's
Veal Platter.
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- It's official, folks!
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Brooklyn's own Reggie Dinkins
is coming home.
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- 2005.
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That season was destiny,
and I was gonna be a legend.
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[crowd chanting
"Reggie, Reggie, Reggie]
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No.
No, I don't like this.
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I don't like this.
That's a bummer.
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- Okay, well, you...
it's a work in progress,
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obviously, but, you know,
you hired me to make
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a documentary about you, so...
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- No, I hired you to do
what I tell you to do.
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Now I gotta put on
my producer hat.
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This movie is supposed to
show people how great I am!
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What's up with
that theme music?
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My fiancée Brina
should do the theme song.
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Brina!
- You got it, baby!
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[light funky music]
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[clears throat]
♪ Reggie Dinkins is the best ♪
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- She knows!
Just look!
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- ♪ At football and
sweet kisses in the night ♪
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- Wow!
This is what people want.
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[bright music]
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- ♪ "The Fall and Rise
of Reggie Dinkins" ♪
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- Welcome... to my world.
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Yes, I was an NFL superstar,
but my most important job now
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is loving father.
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Oh, look, Carmelo.
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I see you're taking my advice
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and improving your mind
with study!
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- You know it, Dad.
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- Books are brain movies.
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Now, this right here...
you see this right?
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Y'all getting this?
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This right here is where
I'ma hang my gold jacket
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when I'm in the Hall of Fame.
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- Wait, you're not
in the Hall of Fame?
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Stand.
After your slammin' career?
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- Well, you tell me about it,
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Rusty, my friend
regardless of race.
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- [sighs]
Unbelievable.
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As I always tell my students
at the University of Maryland,
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documentary filmmaking
is about piercing
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the artifice that people
want to show to the world...
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- Dude, did you bring these
posters with you from home?
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Me and Reggie met in
training camp back in '03.
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I was just a backup kicker
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out of The Miami
of Oneonta University,
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but Reggie was the man.
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He had a taco named
after him at Hardee's.
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So you wouldn't think
me and him would have
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nothing in common,
but we just hit it off.
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Now Reggie lets me live
in his basement.
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Y'know, best friend stuff.
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I also run all
of his social media.
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We went viral last week,
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'cause I had a rash on my neck,
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and a bunch of nurses
reached out.
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[birds chirping]
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- I'm honestly really impressed
you've been able
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to hold on to your money
after what happened...
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- Yup!
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All thanks to my
business manager and agent.
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She takes care of
all of that stuff.
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- Yeah, I understand you bought
a Welsh soccer team
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years before
Ryan Reynolds and friend.
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- Yeah, she is a killer!
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Because of her,
I named my barracuda Monica.
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- Mom!
- Hey, baby.
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- Hey.
Is your father? Ooh!
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Oh, for... how long
has this been going on?
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- Three days.
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- So your ex-wife
is still your agent.
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- When I needed someone
in my corner,
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I went with the one person
who was with me from the start.
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In the ninth grade,
this Catholic school
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with a legit football
program wanted to give me
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a scholarship,
but it was way out of Brooklyn.
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You know Eel Cove?
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Monica took all the money
she saved
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and bought me a scooter
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so I could get
to school every day.
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Man, I wouldn't be
anywhere without her.
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- And yet she is
no longer your "boo."
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- Great use of urban slang.
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Life is complicated...
- Reggie.
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Oh, I hate to interrupt this,
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but can I please talk
to you alone?
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- I don't think so.
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See, Arthur Tobin's style
is immersive.
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He even filmed me
sleeping last night.
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Talking in your sleep
is for babies.
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If I ever talked in my sleep,
I'd be so embarrassed.
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- Reggie, when you asked me,
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I said,
don't make a documentary.
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I also said
don't buy that football made
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out of the original Miss Piggy.
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I am telling you,
letting cameras in your home,
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that's a bad idea.
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- Okay, remember when
Carmelo was little
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and you said going on
a family cruise
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was a bad idea because
you was afraid of norovirus?
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- And then
we all got norovirus.
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- Yeah, but we also got to see
the Northern Lights!
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- That was magical as hell.
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Look, I know you think this is
gonna get you back on top.
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The Hall of Fame.
Doing color commentary.
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- You know it's not just
about that stuff.
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I want to be respected again.
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I want Carmelo to have
a father he can look up to.
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- Well, if you want respect,
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this documentary
is not the way to get it.
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All that's gonna happen is
you're gonna end up showing
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your whole ass to the world.
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- You're welcome, world.
I got a donk!
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- Also,
it's a huge waste of money
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when you're not making any.
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What was the last endorsement
I was able to get you?
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- What is this an ad for?
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- Look, yeah,
we both thought we'd be in
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a different place by now.
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I just negotiated Reggie
the biggest contract
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in NFL history, and one day,
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I'm gonna be on
the other side of that table.
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I'm gonna run this team!
- And we'll still be married!
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- But I actually have a plan.
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That's what I came
to talk to you about.
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I have an interview
tomorrow at I DON'T KNOW...
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- The agency?
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- This could be
a good move for us.
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Their sports
management department
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reps Steph, Saquon, LeBron...
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- I need full names.
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You know how many
LeBrons I know?
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- At a big agency like IDK,
maybe I'll have enough pull
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to get us both back on track.
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So let's just forget about
your little movie, okay?
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- No, that's happening.
We already started.
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- Do you seriously trust
some random dude
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with a camera more than me?
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- Come on,
Arthur Tobin is cool.
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- Really?
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There is no way that man
could ever understand
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where you come from.
He is the whitest person...
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you have got to be kidding me.
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- Good talk!
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We both agree
nothing's gonna change,
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and my Miss Piggy football
is a great investment!
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Just use that last part.
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I found it!
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The sword I was talking about.
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Tom Cruise
used it in that movie
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where he played the samurai.
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It's true,
he actually did that.
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We should use this
in our movie.
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- Reggie has an amazing idea
for the ending.
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I get taken, and Reggie
rescues me with a famous sword.
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- Reggie, you know what the
word documentary means, right?
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- Well, I assume it's from
the Latin word documentum,
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meaning lesson or instruction.
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I took Latin in college,
'cause I thought
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it would help me
meet Dominican chicks.
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But then I liked it.
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So many languages come from it.
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I'm just trying to
make this movie
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the best that it can be...
- Documentary.
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And you... you can't really make
a documentary work, Reggie.
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Frankly, all this fake
play-acting you're doing
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is really getting in the way.
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- I'm sorry, but he wrote
things for me to say.
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I mean, "Dad,
you're such a good dancer.
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Can you teach me
how to 'doo-zhee?'"
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- It's Dougie!
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We practiced this!
- Now I know it's Dougie.
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- So we have got to talk about
what happened
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after the 2005
AFC Championship game...
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- I mixed up
some phone numbers.
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It can happen to anyone.
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- Reggie Dinkins,
you straight owned Indy today.
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How does it feel to be
Super Bowl-bound?
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- Better for me than you!
'Cause you owe me 250k...
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a hunnid for the win,
a hunnid for going
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over 200 yards,
and 50 for scoring
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more than one touchdown.
I scored four.
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- What, are you...
are you saying
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that you gambled on the game?!
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- [laughs]
Very funny.
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You know I bet on every game.
You're my bookie!
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- Hey, and put
a thousand in quarters.
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We're going to
Dave and Buster's!
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- You know it, brother.
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Now, where's the phone number
for that live TV interview
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I'm supposed to do?
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- You were immediately banned
for life from football.
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- Yeah, but I only bet
on myself!
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And I only bet to win.
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That was more motivation
to play good.
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Sort of how like
a waitress works for tips?
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- Without you, your teammates
lost the Super Bowl
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to Seattle 61 to 2.
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You were dropped
by Progresso soup.
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Your episode of
"Ghost Whisperer"
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never even aired.
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- Yeah, and that really
messed up Melinda's season arc!
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Okay, that's not what this
documentary is about, dude.
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- Like I told you on the phone,
we don't really know
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what this documentary
is about yet.
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It will emerge...
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- And I told you
this was a puff piece, okay?
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That I'm paying for! Hey...
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[grunting]
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None of this is going
in the documentary!
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Now, I want you to come
film me dunking
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on a regulation 10-foot hoop.
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[grunts]
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Shoot me so
you can't see the ground!
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- Okay, come down.
My turn.
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- Can we talk
about the gambling?
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- Oh, jeez, uh, Reggie
said I wasn't supposed
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to talk about the G word.
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- Of course my dad was upset.
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I don't like talking
about it either.
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- So you want to talk
about the worst thing
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that ever happened
to my family?
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- But I don't know if
he meant gambling or grandma.
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'Cause in my family,
we don't talk about it much,
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but Grandma shoplifts.
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- Come on, Marty, guys,
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I know we said
"film everything,"
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but can you give it
a rest, please?
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[door thudding,
footsteps approaching]
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- I am onto you,
Mr. Arthur Tobin.
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Yeah, I know why this
bearded infant took this job.
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- Oh, wha...? I don't...
what do you... which thing?
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I don't know what you mean.
248
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,514
- It turns out
I can't even trust you
249
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,821
to do what Reggie
is paying you for.
250
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,693
I saw one of
your little movies.
251
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,085
At four-times speed
on my phone.
252
00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:12,698
It was good.
You won the damn Oscar.
253
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:16,919
So why would the director
of "A Rose for Joshua"
254
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,399
even be here?
255
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,966
To make some artsy movie
256
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,532
where Reggie looks
like a tragic loser?
257
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,925
- No, no, no, no.
258
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,927
I just... I think there
could be a real doc here.
259
00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:26,799
Short for "documentary."
260
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,366
You know,
maybe something about
261
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,238
our national gambling
addiction, or how fame...
262
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,631
- So I was right.
263
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,068
You're here to get
what you need.
264
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,287
But you, sir, are
underestimating Reggie Dinkins.
265
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:40,813
He is not going to let you
hijack his movie.
266
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:44,207
- He doesn't even want a movie.
He wants a commercial.
267
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,819
And I swore I would never
make another commercial.
268
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,299
[tinkling piano melody]
269
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:53,739
- You. Me. Same.
270
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,610
- And besides,
I couldn't make Reggie's movie
271
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:58,395
even if I wanted to,
because I can't...
272
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:01,921
- "Can't" what, Arthur?
273
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,837
- So I spoke to the NFL lawyers
earlier today,
274
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,752
and there is a slight chance
275
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,537
they won't let us use
any game footage.
276
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,495
No, no, I... I know
Reggie Dinkins
277
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,932
is a stain on the Shield,
278
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:16,065
but I just think that
by redeeming him, we can...
279
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,632
Okay, look.
280
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:21,202
Please, please, Susan,
I need this to work.
281
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,685
[grunts]
282
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,990
- [laughs]
283
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,949
This is over.
284
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,386
- Okay.
Okay.
285
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,823
I said please stop
shooting me, Marty!
286
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,912
- Right,
but he said to follow you.
287
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,262
- Oh, did we film some stuff
288
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,960
you wouldn't want
people to see?
289
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,701
How's your own medicine taste?
290
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,919
- Very cute, Reggie.
291
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,442
Why would I use
any of this footage?
292
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,140
- Because you work for me!
293
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,969
- Well, Arthur won't be
working for you very long.
294
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,710
He can't even get the NFL
295
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,060
to let him use
your old game footage.
296
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,409
- Seriously?
297
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,671
I mean,
what's a sports documentary
298
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,499
without sports?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
299
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,936
- I told you not to make
this stupid movie.
300
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,721
It is a waste of money.
301
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,157
- Yeah, my money!
302
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,811
The money that pays
for your BMW
303
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,726
and your son's fart medication.
304
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,292
- Can we not put that in?
305
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:12,513
- And my agent works for me,
Monica.
306
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,080
So if I say
we're gonna waste money,
307
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,777
we're gonna waste some money!
308
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:19,085
- Reggie's not your man
anymore, Monica!
309
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,740
Monica's never been anything
but lovely to me.
310
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,393
I just want to be
in the documentary.
311
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,787
- Archibald Reginald Dinkins,
312
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,355
I have put my life
on hold for you.
313
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,357
But if you're not gonna
listen to my advice,
314
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,663
there's no point
in me even being here.
315
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,796
I do have other options,
you know.
316
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,363
- So go!
317
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,886
I'm the only reason why
them people was interested
318
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,018
in you anyway.
319
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,280
I'm all you got.
320
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,803
- That's not fair, Reg.
321
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,457
She represents
a kid who plays Fortnite
322
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,720
and Geena Davis,
but just for archery.
323
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,723
- You go tell those agent
people you don't represent
324
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,464
Reggie Dinkins no more.
325
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:53,772
Let's see how long
they want you around then.
326
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,166
- If you insist!
327
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,733
I quit.
- You know what?
328
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,039
She's right.
329
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,867
This is a waste of
your money and my time.
330
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,173
I don't even care
that my career is ov...
331
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:07,698
this could have been
a really good film.
332
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,135
But you had to ruin it.
333
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,180
So you can mail
my posters back to me
334
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,139
at the University of Maryland
Center for Documentary,
335
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,358
Anime, and Pornography.
- Good!
336
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:16,925
We'll make this movie
without you.
337
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,145
Yeah, movie!
338
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:22,539
Yeah!
Whoo!
339
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,847
[grunting]
340
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,240
- You don't need to do it
in slow-mo, man.
341
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,807
We could just do that
in the computer.
342
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,854
- I'm going as fast
as I can, Rusty!
343
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,987
[whistle tweets]
344
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,991
- Good job, baby!
345
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,040
- Hey, Dad,
346
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,695
what if I play you
in the reenactments?
347
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,436
I mean, I know
all your old moves.
348
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:53,092
Huh.
- I call that the Go Away, You!
349
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,790
We're gonna figure this out
without Arthur Tobin
350
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:59,402
and She Who Shall Not Be Named.
- Yeah.
351
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,361
But you know, that fight
with Mom, that was...
352
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,536
- Mom?
353
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,277
I would never fight
with my mother.
354
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,975
She lives in Florida,
and she's a saint.
355
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,585
- Mom mom.
356
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,980
Like, she didn't quit
for real, right?
357
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,677
'Cause we do need her.
358
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:14,983
- For what?
359
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,855
Brina can do anything
she can do.
360
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,770
Bri-Bri,
will you call my knee doctor
361
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:24,253
and tell him that
little hat bone is gone?
362
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,082
- Okay, honey.
363
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,565
- What?
- Nothing.
364
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,654
- Come on.
[chuckles]
365
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,090
You can be real with me.
366
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:39,660
Like I always say,
a son is just a homey you make.
367
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,792
- You do say that.
368
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:45,013
It's just,
I really want this to work.
369
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,797
And real talk,
it hasn't always been easy
370
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,669
for me, either.
371
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,063
Playing football
with Dinkins on my back?
372
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,717
[scoffs]
I take more crap than anyone,
373
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:56,982
and there's a kid on our team
named Osama Epstein.
374
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,809
- You think I don't know that?
375
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,550
I know I hurt you all...
376
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,640
you, your mother, even Rusty.
377
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,643
But if I can't fix
all this, son,
378
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:09,820
then what kind of man am I?
379
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,170
And I would be stomping off
right now,
380
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,824
but my knee is locked
in this position.
381
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,304
- Monica!
382
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:19,004
Bro, we are so amped...
and I don't use
383
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,571
that word lightly...
to meet you.
384
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,574
But I gotta start by asking
about Reggie Dinkins.
385
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:27,403
- Right, well, um,
full disclosure,
386
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,797
I recently ended my
professional relationship
387
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,886
with Reggie.
388
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,541
- That is music to my ears,
389
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,064
and I don't even
listen to music.
390
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,937
Like, what's the point?
- Well, I'm glad you're amped.
391
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,373
- Oh, no, no.
392
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,028
I was amped before,
but now I am full-on pumped.
393
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,073
T.B. Honest,
you repping Reggie
394
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:48,468
was kind of the only thing
keeping us from getting pumped.
395
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,035
That guy was dead weight.
396
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,688
- [politely chuckles]
He is the father of my child.
397
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:52,994
- No, I get it.
398
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,431
That's why dropping him
is such a baller move.
399
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:58,521
And now, um, I guess
he can go back to betting
400
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,829
on football, right?
[laughs]
401
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,178
- He'll be fine.
402
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,963
Reggie's actually
making his own moves.
403
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,529
He's working on making
a documentary...
404
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,748
- Oh.
405
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,055
- With an
Oscar-winning director.
406
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,057
You may know Arthur Tobin.
407
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,928
- [laughs]
Oh, wow.
408
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,365
Oh, my God, Tobin?!
409
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,933
That's hilarious!
410
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:22,632
- Wait, what's hilarious
about Arthur Tobin?
411
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,939
- Reggie, I can't do this.
412
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,420
You know I was excited
about the documentary.
413
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:30,292
But if it's between
the movie and Monica,
414
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,902
you gotta choose Monica.
415
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,730
I called every doctor
in your phone,
416
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,255
and they all DJs.
- And Julius Erving.
417
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,300
- This is not just
about your knee.
418
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,911
Monica is a part of your life.
419
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,696
She's a part of our life.
420
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:46,265
You remember on vacation
when we got lost in Tuscany?
421
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,745
But Monica had put
an AirTag on you,
422
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,139
and that's how the police
were able to find us.
423
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,401
- If it weren't for her,
424
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,577
we'd still be trapped
in that mausoleum.
425
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,405
- I knew she was a part
of the deal going in.
426
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:59,495
She has to be.
427
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:02,455
- The talent guys here,
they used to rep Tobin.
428
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,196
After he won that Oscar,
429
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,372
they got him
a full-on Marvel movie.
430
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,027
- He directed
a superhero movie?
431
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,289
- He tried!
432
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,160
He couldn't handle
the pressure.
433
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,641
Total on-set breakdown.
Tanked the whole project.
434
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,860
It got swept under the rug
'cause Disney
435
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:21,778
didn't want to tarnish the IP,
but the video is epic.
436
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,606
Here, I'll put it in the chat.
437
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,000
- You are Professor Squeeze, obviously.
438
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:29,047
Uh, this tennis ball
here is Deathatron,
439
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,788
and these are... moons?
440
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,312
Space babies?!
441
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,270
Why are there
more tennis balls?
442
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:38,360
Wait, the scene is
a tennis match now?
443
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,014
What, so some of
these tennis balls
444
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,407
are actually tennis balls?
445
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:42,886
Which ones?!
446
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:47,065
This! Movie! Makes!
No sense!
447
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,719
[screams]
I am not an organ donor!
448
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,417
Do not take my organs!
449
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,680
- [laughs]
Oh, my God.
450
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,683
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but this is too perfect.
451
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,033
Reggie Dinkins and
Arthur Tobin together?
452
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,166
Those two deserve each other.
453
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,951
- Yeah, maybe they do.
454
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,387
[upbeat hip-hop music]
455
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,520
- [laughs]
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
456
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,695
Hang on, hang on.
Let me...
457
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,088
let me play the video again.
458
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,133
- ♪ Run fast,
that's what I do ♪
459
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,223
♪ I like to run fast,
and you can too ♪
460
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,833
♪ It's cool to run ♪
461
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,487
- What are you doing?
462
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,750
- This is that rap album
you so wisely
463
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,362
convinced me not to release,
464
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,625
'cause you always
look out for me.
465
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,105
And if you stop doing that,
I'll die.
466
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,541
- Hmm.
467
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,151
- So I'm listening to you.
468
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,718
No more movie.
469
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,894
The cameras are only there
because Marty and I
470
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,026
don't know how to transition
into a friendship
471
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,681
that isn't based on work.
- Love you, Reg.
472
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:42,555
- So please,
former baby, take me back.
473
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,513
But only professionally.
474
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,907
- Fine.
475
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,214
'Cause I didn't take the job.
476
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:52,695
Remember that scooter that
I bought you back in the day?
477
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:56,482
I always bet on Reggie Dinkins.
478
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,440
- Just like I did illegally.
479
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:03,793
- But Reg, those LA pricks,
they think you're a lost cause.
480
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:08,233
And the truth is,
I'm out of ideas.
481
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,931
But you actually have one,
so...
482
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:14,891
[sighs]
You want to take your shot?
483
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,720
- Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
484
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,462
That I can get a gun?
485
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:23,466
- I'm saying we need
to go find Arthur Tobin.
486
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,860
[bus horn honks]
487
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,383
- Aw!
488
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,734
- [sighs]
We missed it.
489
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,215
Oh, great.
490
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,609
- Did you lie about
being from Baltimore?
491
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,872
What a weird lie!
- What? No.
492
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,353
I just needed
some time to think.
493
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,485
- Arthur,
I get why you don't want
494
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,531
to go home like this again.
495
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,402
I know about
"Professor Squeeze."
496
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,012
- It's not your fault,
robot that will
497
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,840
be voiced by Keira Knightley.
498
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,147
It's yours, Viola Davis.
499
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:56,063
Okay, wow.
Yes, congratulations, Monica.
500
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,804
You are right again.
501
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,676
I can't be trusted
to do anything.
502
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,897
I can't even sell out properly,
and I haven't worked since.
503
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,507
They... they repossessed my car,
504
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,466
so yes, I had to take the bus
here to the first job
505
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,817
I have been offered
in two years.
506
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,862
- So you lied when you said
you took it 'cause
507
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,517
I'm your childhood hero?
- I never said that.
508
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:18,259
You're not my childhood hero...
- Here's the thing, Arthur.
509
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,087
I was wrong about you.
510
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,437
I thought there was no way you
could understand Reggie's life.
511
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,744
But you may be
the one person who can.
512
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,225
- 'Cause you messed up
just as bad as me.
513
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,968
You. Me. Same.
514
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,363
- Oh, you're... you're saying
you want me to come back?
515
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,538
- If we're gonna do this,
516
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:37,583
we're gonna have to do it
your way.
517
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,846
Reggie has to face
what happened...
518
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,935
like in David Beckham's movie
when he admitted
519
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,458
to having
all those dumb-ass haircuts.
520
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,981
- Remember them cornrows?
521
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,549
He met Nelson Mandela
with those.
522
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:52,859
- And hey, if this thing
actually somehow works,
523
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,296
it's a win-win-win.
524
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,516
But, you know,
you're gonna also have
525
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,995
to show people the good stuff.
526
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,868
Reggie messed up, but
he deserves a second chance.
527
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,653
You both do.
528
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,265
- Use that in the documentary.
529
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,310
- Maybe.
530
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:12,139
At least that was real.
531
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,969
- Oh, snap!
That reminds me!
532
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:19,189
Guys!
Guys, stop!
533
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,582
- Sorry, Mr. D.
534
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,149
We were waiting for you
to come save him
535
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:25,283
with a famous sword,
but you never showed up.
536
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,286
- Did I do good, Reggie?
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