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This is the story of a young woman from

Los Angeles, in the country of America

on planet Earth.

I live there too.

Strange things happen things

The dreams are filled with figures full of sex

That's responsible for All of life

And beauty

But in this child there is a spirit Who wants to make a way

a way. We call that A Nymphette

Girls who are infected by sex They can't

their minds move

But this special Nymphette has many

misconceptions about herself. And her

...dreams are filled with the most...

...erotic images

I always have wonderful dreams

All about sex? -It seems I can't think of anything else

I can't think of anything else To think of

What do I do? I feel like I'm going

I'm going crazy or I'm expoding

I mean, I go out with Men. I'm always getting

...fucked. But it doesn't seem enough, I

feel like I'm missing something

Yes, I know how you feel

I've had that feeling too

And it's just awful

That's really weird, huh?

Hey, you wanna...? You know what?

Oh, no. I didn't mean... I wouldn't.

You're almost like a sister, if you can't

...fuck him. Who then? -Is a sure thing?

Do it.

Go on, hurry up.

Where'd you go?

He's looking for us.

I wasn't expecting you for three o'clock

It's three o'clock

Then I'd better go

Wait a minute, we just came on the right, point

I almost came

You can't leave without I've finished.

What about him? -Will you join me?

I could use a hard cock right now

One that will get it up to my neck up to my neck. Or you can watch

Don't be so past it Come on in.

May I? That's it

You want my whole cock in your mouth

This is my lollipop I should ask for money

How did you like it?

It was a good shot It was very good...

...not really shocking, I'll give you a six.

A zz -Don't take it take it personally honey

She never gets enough Whoever hei is

It's like a curse. -Like a curse

Have you ever heard of the Chinese Silksleep?

Yes. Chinese SilkSeep. I've never...

...done it myself, but it must be very adical

Very complete. It has to do with the

...going from one master to another.

I know that only a few people know this

But I know about a boy I knew...

when he was a kid. He's got a...

...case, if you say I sent you... I sent you...

...I'm sure he can help you... help you

If it's a problem

If nothing can Cheer you up Then stop

At Clyde's House o Hois And I'll do it for you

We got white Black, big, short, round

dunn thick and mean. Sweet

Young, old and ugly

Cheap -Excuse me

Am I with you e see

Why? -Because I have a chance

What can I do for you?

I'm from Mississippi

And I as Hard. -Your parents were geniuses

That's right. -What can I do for you? -I've got

I've got a sex itch right here and I I need you to help me.

Can I help you? Was Rome built in a day?

Does Charles Bronson have to have ugly face?

Fuck Lassie Dogs? -Yes

I can help you. I say shore I need

I need a woman, who is sweet and kind

The kind of woman who acts like If you know her

When you make love

You understand, a classy gal

That sounds like Felicia Can I cum

on her face?

Sounds romantic

That will cost you 100 dollars

No problem, no problem. Here's another hundred

Thank you go in and enjoy yourself

Thanks for the help. -Good man

Come here to Clyde's House O Hos

We got them of all kinds here bald and

cross-eyed and naked

Hello, Cowboy.

My name is Felicia

Hello. Felicia My name is Missisippy Slam

Hello, Missisippy Slam. What do you do

do for a living?

I'm toe Mississippi coo sniffer

Oh, yeah.

A copper sniffer Listen here, mister.

This ain't Mississippi

And I'm not a cow

Weaves you what? I want to know how that sniffer works

I wanna know how that sniffer Works? Good.

You weave darling I paid for you

You can give me a little warm up a little bit

Before I use my Mississippi sniffer

For a city slicker like you are

First we get that Garfield underwear off

I like that one

And we don't fuck with socks We take those off too

And this damn shirt

And now we do it like I like

You can start from me

I'll do what I like

That I like

You know what I like? -What?

I like to feel it getting hard In my mouth

You know what I like? To feel it get hard

In your mouth

Is this good? -Yes

I feel dizzy

Shall I put him all the way in my mouth?

All the way in. That's it, Felicia.

Please say it. -Please

Please, damn it, please

Come on in and spend some money from

That's what I always say, come in and spend some money

We have the best prices in the city

You can get in for the price of 5 bucks

You can have a shag for a prick

What have we got here?

Looking for a job?

Brad Marlow sent me sent me

I need something special.

Then you're in the right place Cause we do everything

You want to get rid of a lamp from a lamp?

You want hot wax on your nipples?

Maybe you want to be underwater May a midget

Maybe you'll find it better with a horse

or with a marine

I want to try the Silksleep

Get the hell out of here. -What?

You're talking about the Chinese method

Get the hell out of here!

How does a girl like you come up with something like that?

And tell Brad Marfow that he's not to.

around here anymore. around here anymore. Go home.

Get the fuck out of here.

Wait a minute, sweetheart. Hold on a second

Come back here

I'll explain it to you

I can't let it be known that I know all about it

If I say that I'm out of work. -Can you help me?

I know Ran Du He knows all the sexual tricks

He's rich, he lives in the desert

He's inilran, he's an Arab.

How do I get the money to go to go to Arabia?

What do I do? -That's not my problem.

I've got to look after my business.

A friend and I want a girl

We want the best you got

The best I've got

Best I got will cost you $500.

You got that kind of dough? -I do.

All right, get in there. Take it easy.

Ask for Mary.

Mary's not the best, I am.

Do I have you? -Please, Clyde.

Gentlemen, I want you to meet Miss

Nancy, Nancy Davis. -The best I've got.

She can fuck a whole army

Let's go.

If my friend comes too Send him in.

Don't worry, I understand

Come on into Clyde's House O' Ho's

Your pussy tastes great

What edible taste This pussy's got

You're a pain in the ass

That''s worth fifty dollars

And 450 dollars is profit

Now on your side

That's great. There you go

This is a very long trip.

You haven't got enough either, have you?

I promised to tease you Very slowly.

Very slowly.

That's lovely

Jullia does it beautifully

Now maybe rock and roll

Do you also do Breakdance?

You're good at boogie

Moot Ass

Go ahead and blow me

You two are my favorites

You two are like waves desert zan

And I'm like a bee reaching for the honey

You are like lions in your Cage

And I'm like a hunter to beat you

With my lance

That tastes delicious

You're such a romantic girl

Kiss me

And you

I want you to dance

Dance

Entertain me

Show me something

You've got your own style

I want to rock out now. Get yourself ready for the big one

of Abba Mother

Looks yummy

Cute

Stick it all in My child

That's it baby

Go away now you

Pretty good

Excuse me. Are you, Abba Mother?

Honey, he hasn't gotten me gotten me pregnant

I'm Abba Mother

I am as you can see the

master of the desert people,

Champion of Tuesdays' Night Bingo.

How and who are you?

I'm Sabrina. I'm an american.

Shall we finish her off?

No, no? She is far too attractive to me

Now

Go sift my child, go sift

How can such a humble man help beautiful American?

I've traveled 13,000 miles to to seek your help

You go right on about business

Typical American.

Wait a minute First a little fun

Show me a shore

Pipe Thick

Mow d reason I came for have come

Pipe Thick

Excuse me? -You suck my cock until the juice flows out of

my balls And then you'll be worthy of the sash

of Abba Mother

But the reason I come. -Pipe Thick now

I'm not in the mood. -Dare you say that?

Do you know who I am, I am the lion of the desert

The devil of justice. The boss of Opec.

You suck my cock or I'll Knock you on your knee

Don't be afraid

You were excellent

Great at sex Princess of my sluts

I want you beside me

You'll be my kingsn, And we'll rule for a long time

You'll spend many hours a day for many hours a day. And everything...

everything in this world you can from me

I want a Chinese Silksleep bump

That's the reason I Came. I've been

30 days after my camels died

I was raped by nomads and bitten.

by a poisonous scorpion

I have come for a Chinese Silksleep come. -Go away

You must never let anyone hear you talking about.

that Silksleep butt

It's very powerful and a lot of people don't survive

the orgasm that it causes

That sounds like something for miles. I'll take my chances.

I thought so. But there's no one in my harem

Who can still do it

A lady has gone to her to her ancestors

Did she die?

She moved to Cairo

And there's only one man An old and wise man

He lives on an Indian mountaintop

He can give you the secrets Of the brain

The soul and the body India? How will I find him?

The old guru lives in the seventh cave.

of the seventh peak of one in India

If you can't find him. Here's the address

Look him up. His name is Mahadnam the Fucker

He'll show you the way

Excuse me. Are you Mahadnam the Fucker?

Yes, I am, I'm that humble man

Great Mahadnam, I have crossed the desert.

Crossed the Middle East Middle East and climbed seven

seven mountains to find you. find You.

Why? -I have to ask you something.

I mean why did you go Along that road?

There's an airport two miles from here

I've travelled the world. Guru

You are my last hope

I have come to ask for a supreme

orgasm

But I can help you with, I've been celibate

for the last sixteen years

Your whore loved it

Have you heard of it? -Of course! -She's now

She's celibate now too.

Have you come all this way tell a joke

to the Krishna?

I have come for a Chinese Silk dragon

Please don't shout at me

Don't run away

Don't try to kill

Help me. Please

I would like very much to help

But I can't help you

But you would know how should

Yes, I do I know very well

But I'm an old man And I can't

I can't help you My penis has shrunk

Please don't Please no tears

Don't cry There is no way

Once upon a time there was a young man he came to

study about twenty years ago

He was young But he learned very quickly

He could do the Chinese Silk dragon

like the best

I'll send some ointment to him

Thank you

Maybe

You have to prove whether you're worth it or not.

Worthy? What do you mean?

I have to test you in certain things. Whether you really want to.

And whether you're strong enough

Do you know Yoga? -Do you mean the bear?

You're giving me a very difficult job

Now will you please lie down

in my fountain of holy water. That's right

Now you must assume the holy position with your hands

crossed at the back of your neck

Now I will remove those earthly traces of you

This perfect

Spread your legs a few inches

Good, perfect. I find myself closer and closer

to where I want to be

I want to explore your whole

temple

You like what I'm doing here I'm doing here, don't you?

I see the juices coming from the

inner soul

These may not be the real juices of

contentment. But the juices of pretended

bliss I must taste those juices

taste to know whether they real or not

My goodness. -What is it?

Now I know why they call me a Guru

Look at my dick It's growing

It's getting very big

I'll put you down and then

I think you're really worth To go to

the guy who does the Silk-dragger

Where is he?

You'll find him in New York find

You're glad to see me You thought I was crazy

You were afraid I wasn't play games with you anymore

Yes, look With the iron

What did you think of the one on Wednesday?

When I put that glass in the toaster

You look like you already forgotten

Leave me alone

I can't leave you alone

You're under surveillance

Do you know what that means? I have to keep you

And clean

"I can play walls with you in the pool the pool

I can do anything to you And that's it

always. for the sake of your health

I can do with your life what I want

I must tell you that I'm not here today

I didn't come here today play

I came to tell you that you have a visitor

A visitor

No no -Yes, you have a visitor

I'm so excited because now everything can

be all right again

No, I don't want to

Miss, you behave yourself a little

You stupid human being

If you've got any trouble with with this man

you just call Derrick. That's me.

Then I'll come right over.

You must be Rodny.

At met is actually my name Rodny Atimet.

I used to keep the cities clean of

sexual frustrations and sexual tension

wherever it got sickly

But I'm exhausted and that's why

I'm here now What happened.

I went to the east and met a man there

and he taught me

a lot of mighty things gore

Women came to me who had needed special

treatment A special magic

That was then, now I can't I can't do it anymore.

I'm exhausted. Now leave me in peace.

How did you get here?

I was overworked Too much sex is better

than no sex at all

I guess I just came till I went

I lost my head I ended up here

How very you I'm Sabrina

I need help

It's my orgasm It's not what it should be .

There's nothing I can do I'm sorry

I can't do it anymore. Just look at me

But I can't go to anyone else

Mahadnam the Fucker has sent me here

Did he send you?

Mahadnam How bad is it with you?

I need a Chinese Silk dragon

Forget about it. -No way

I haven't done anything in seven years done. I've done everything

got rid of. My axe and my meat tube Everything

I can't do it anymore, that's how.

I don't believe it You're the greatest

I was the greatest That's the word

I'm no longer the greatest

Hey, I'm sorry I can't help

I bet I can get it up

I haven't had a hard-on n Seven years

Well seven seems to be my lucky number

You did it

I've done it I did it.

I'll try again. I want you

to come tomorrow afternoon, at three o'clock

I want you to bring the hammer bring the hammer

And a rubber mallet

You bring that, I'll bring the rest

And then we'll try it one more time. -Thank you

I'll go and rest now. -It's been a long time

Rest now? -Rest?

Where is Mr. Atimet? -That's what I'd like to know

He disappeared in the middle of the night disappeared

Disappeared. -Yes, fled

I came to give him his weekly turpentine

I came to give him his weekly whitewash. He hit me and flew out of the room.

He started bitching about some Mountain in lndia

And about a river where there's always Peace

Or some communist crap

you never see him again. He was grinding, totally

grinding

But if you sum... sexually... what

Maybe, maybe I could

lend a hand I'm a specialist.

in this kind of thing Are you listening to me?

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