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So you'd like to join us for a drink?

Sorry, mate, I'm busy.

I'll tell you what, tell me about your character, because I am your biggest

I've told you, I'm busy. When you stage kiss, do you use tongues or no tongues?

Look at you.

Come on, I'm only having a joke.

Oh, look.

My boyfriend's in.

Oh, it's Creed. Hi.

Hello, son.

Hello,

darling. Hello.

What are you doing standing there? You should sit inside.

Don't stand there. It's full of scumbags.

Sorry. Listen, come over here. I want to talk to you.

What?

I've got something for you.

What's this?

It's a present.

Baby. What do you want to say?

What do you think I want to say?

Come on, say it.

Yes or no?

Oi, do you want me to marry you? Say it, come on.

Yes or no?

Do you mean yes or no? Are you asking me to marry you? Yes or no?

Ray? I'm going a bit of business now. I'll be home about 11.

I'll see you tonight. I won't be late, all right? Aren't we even going to have

glass of champagne together? Tonight I will, darling. I've just got to go.

What are you doing?

I'll have you to bits.

Don't hang around here, you old scumbag.

Sleep like a baby.

Dream till the sunrise Turns on the day

In the avenues and alleyways While you sleep

There's a whole world coming alive People and their brothers Fighting one

another In and out of every dive The avenues and alleyways

Alone can survive.

Look around the jungle. See the rough ensemble.

Listen to the squealer cry.

Then a little later, in the morning paper, read about the way he died.

When I was a child, I was terrified of insects.

Or of cruel and foul things.

Especially flies.

But my best friend Jude taught me how to conquer this fear.

First we caught them, then we touched them, and before long we could hold

They even pulled their wings off.

Jude explained it wasn't an act of cruelty, it was an act of discipline.

When I pulled those wings off, I realised it was right.

It showed me you can gain strength.

Jude's uncle was Ray Creed.

He taught him to never back down, always look him in the eye and keep going till

you've won.

So I think it turned out Jude became a somebody.

And me?

I became a courier.

See, the thing is, another 10 stretch, right?

You'll be training supervisor.

I'll get you right under my wing.

Another five years on from them.

Who knows?

You could be sitting where I'm sitting, doing what I'm doing.

What have you got to do?

Look at me when I'm talking to you, John.

What I mean is you're coming from the art.

What I'm telling you, it's not just something that comes up.

It takes years of experience.

20 years, you're going to be sitting here telling some young pup the same

I made a decision to get out of my rut.

It's funny, isn't it?

How everyone wants to be somebody else.

So what do you think? I mean... I don't know, mate. 20 years, you know, I love

you, but no.

My friends are my friends and my family...

It's my business, and I never mix them. I never have. I know, and I've never

asked you about it.

You've never asked me because over 20 years, that's always been the case.

Exactly, and I know I didn't want to encroach on that side of your life, but

honestly think that this would work, and I think that if you gave me the chance

to put it to your uncle, then he'd go for it. I do.

When I looked at Jude, I realised what a rut I was in.

He'd gone to the best schools.

He worked for his uncle, the biggest gangster in London.

He had a life.

Me?

I was in hell.

First time I saw him, there he was.

London's biggest gangster.

Singing on his karaoke.

That's another thing about gangsters.

We're all performers.

They tell me I'll be high up in the sky Waiting for me when I die

But between the day you fall and when you die You never

seem to hear even no cry So as long as the sun will shine

I'm gonna give my share, what's mine And in the holiday

car

I was pulling my plum over the scent and she walked in and called me.

So since that day, I couldn't get it up.

That's what it is. It's guilt trip, isn't it?

Because she caught you.

And then I judged her. Yeah. Now you've got all guilty. Yeah, I know, I know.

It's very embarrassing. I was embarrassed.

Two pints and a packet of salt and nuts for me.

Where is he?

That's him.

I thought I'd seen him. Yeah.

It's pretty good, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. When can I talk to you?

After the singing.

After the entire karaoke. Nothing comes before the karaoke.

All right, all right.

There's only two things that have scared me in life.

Fly and Ray.

Well, I mean, it's quite simple, really, because, well, I work as a courier.

And we have access to a lot of credit cards. That's what I've mostly been

delivering these days.

And, you know, they're coming through all the time, so obviously, you know, we

can get to the cards. And now that there is a risk, obviously, of someone

cottoning on and getting a pinch, but I'm prepared to take that risk. And

we can remove the cards from the packages, deliver the packages, you

intact and still get... Yeah, I know how it works.

Do you need help?

Yeah.

He's been soft on the family.

We're impressed by it, and I want to give him this chance. I need this

So if he gives me it, I'm going to have to start my own business.

All right?

Now, he ain't fed me.

I love you.

Not myself.

I don't know him.

No, you don't. You've got to take that from me, though. You've got to take it

from me. 20 years I've known him. Nearly 20 years.

Do you remember that?

Do you remember that old woman, my mum used to go? You won't be sitting here.

Yeah, I do.

It's your responsibility.

You've got to keep an eye on him.

I do.

You do?

Yeah.

You mean to say you haven't had a hard -on in four months?

Yeah. You're joking.

I'm not joking. It's not funny, is it?

Catley's going to heal up if you don't get the night done.

I know.

But I can't understand it. Before that, we had an active sex life.

I was giving it to her at least three times a month.

Three? Three times a month?

Yeah. Look, I'd do it three times a night now. Oh, don't tell me that. Hold

hold on. How long have I been with Maureen?

Four or five years. Five years. I'd do it three times a night now.

Yeah, but when we started,

we were doing it seven times. I don't want to hear that, mate. Thank you very

much. It was in an hour. I just thought you'd help me out somehow, you know?

I can't feel anything, Dan. It's like the devil possessed it and took it away

something.

All right, then.

See you.

See you tomorrow.

All right, mate. See you later.

See you later. Bye, mate. Bye.

Bye.

All right. Yeah, you did well.

Yeah, you did well. You're not in the gang yet, though.

All right.

Yeah, I feel like a force of nature Hello, baby. Could make you sing like a

What you see is the wise man's treasure You know it's buried

beneath your feet You know you look like a faded picture

I see the crash

I told you you know tongues, didn't I?

Marvellous. Super. Exactly the sort of love bunnies I was looking for.

I thought

you said he was a backdoor merchant. It's a fucking

screen kiss. Oh, well, she just opened them out when they're busy. Oh, shut up.

A screen kiss? Your tongue's halfway down his throat.

What have you been going on?

Don't make yourself busy. Go away or I'll cut your face off. Go away.

Listen, don't fucking interfere when you come to my house. This is my job. I'm

not interfering, but he's chosen me down your throat. You don't know where it's

been. You've been wrapped around his cock all night. Shut up. Mate,

you're fat and I'll throw you in a river. Now go away.

I can't. I'm not having it.

Shut your mouth.

No, I've told you before.

Remember the credit card.

We were turning over, what, 15 grand a week in the end?

Ray's getting a nice little bit extra, and I'm getting well in there with the

gang.

Total

is,

ooh, £4 ,225.

No, no, no. I insist. I'll get it because I've got the plan and I'm too

There you go. Stick that through, mate, and put a little bit on for yourself.

That's fine, sir. Thanks.

Oh.

I'm sorry, Miss Smith. Your card's been rejected.

No, if you put it through again, it'll be all right, I'm sure. Sorry, sir. I

can't put it through. It's all right.

Get on me, right?

I'm sorry. I'm not accepting any of these cards.

I'm keeping your card as well, sir.

Where's the tape for the camera? Where is it?

I haven't got one. The video tape.

I haven't got one.

Where's the tape?

It's right in front of the bag.

Right in the back here? Yes.

It's right?

Yes.

I'll take a check.

Take what?

The tape.

Where were you when this was all going on? What happened?

Yeah, what was you doing?

Who messed up the shopkeeper?

Oh, we're all fucking grasses now.

Sorry, darling.

Is that what we do?

Is it we beat up shopkeepers? Do we beat up shopkeepers?

The guy was very effeminate.

He was also being really... Are you joking me?

He was very, very busy.

Shut up!

Take him away, he's winding me up!

Get out!

Shut up!

There's no harm done, we've got the tape.

John, get here. Jude, get over here. Get away from them mugs.

Get away. Get over there.

It's all right, mate.

See this? Do you understand the implications of this? I'm getting 15

I'm getting 15 years. And the old Bill got hold of that. If there's only John

going in to get it, it saves me getting 15 years.

You're on a firm, John.

You're out.

It's all very well, John, but...

A blade ain't really a very effective weapon when you're up against someone

who's trained in several different kinds of martial arts.

No, really, mate, these hands are like deadly weapons.

I can protect myself. Go on, go for it.

Stab me, you sire.

I don't want to do that.

He stabbed me!

He dumped me in the gut!

I'm sorry, Bruce.

What do I do? Leave it in or take it out?

Out, out. Leave it in and go out.

Right, don't take him out. Take him on the road.

That is

absolutely classic.

I'll put you an appointment at the sex clinic.

You might have asked me first.

It's a brilliant one, I'll tell you. Me and Maureen went there for a long time.

You're the cat you ain't read, don't you?

No, I'm not saying... Stay there.

I'm not saying... Don't leave me!

Where are you going?

No signal.

You got

that 500 you owe us?

What?

Why in the window, Dan?

Have you got that 500?

Ray? What?

He owes us 500.

He's only got a long one.

It's just a mucklet.

He wants the 500.

Ray, he's adamant, he ain't got it.

He ain't having it, he's only got a long one.

He wants the 500.

Ray, he ain't having it, Ray.

Wind the window down.

Look, he owes you 500, right?

He's only got 100 on him, and he won't wind the window down.

Wind the window down.

Open the window.

Bill, open the window.

Keep it in there, will you? Right.

Keep it in there.

Told you.

Have I got your attention?

Yeah, man.

You've got to put your mind to your wedding.

No, Sadie's not going to put up with it much longer. It's not long to go. You've

got to decide whether you want to be big or small country.

Yeah,

but what are you going to do if it's... I need someone who's been organised.

Uncle Ray, all I'm saying is... Someone who's good at organising.

Here, Mark.

Come here, I've got a bit of work for you.

What's that?

I need you to organise my wedding.

What? I need someone who's good at organising weddings. You're good at

organising things. I need you to do it. I can't organise a wedding. Take the

car, go home and see the girls. I can't organise a wedding, Ray. Just keep an

eye on it for Ray. We're getting a few quid out. Do you want a church wedding,

mate? I don't care whatever she wants. I'll have whatever she wants.

We should expand. We'll expand them.

I'm Jewish. What the fucking hell does it matter? Just get it done.

Away you go. Take the car.

Could it be to do?

We say, like, I had a bad fall, and I think I might have broken the bone in

cock. Could have.

Could have.

Because the thing what happened is, right, from the back, from your spine,

spinal cord, say that's your spine, right? Yeah. The bone flips forward up

willy like that. That's right. So you could break it. So if I'd have sort of

broke a bit, it might not.

That's why it flips about a bit. But it would click. It would click like that.

The first thing I need to say, Cassie and Ray, is that Ray's impotence is

entirely normal. It's very common for men to have impotence.

But quite often, the woman feels rejected and they feel it's something

Is that how you feel, Cathy?

Well, yeah, I do.

In part, he feels that, you know, it's probably my fault as well.

Of course it's not your fault. Well, you know, I've put on a bit of weight over

the last couple of years. Oh, come on, Cathy, don't be silly. Well, I don't

know. I still love you. If I went bald, would you love me still? Yeah, well,

yeah. So, you know, don't be silly.

Well, you know, you just don't know, do you?

Ray, can you masturbate?

Are you pardon?

Do you masturbate? Are you able to get an erection when you masturbate? I don't

masturbate, mate.

No, you don't. No, I don't.

Oh, you don't? Of course you don't.

No, I don't. Was that one time you went and you called me out?

I don't. But you wouldn't be normal if you didn't. Well, I don't, you know, and

I'm abnormal.

You feel ashamed about masturbation, don't you, Ray?

Have you got a thing about this or what?

No, I don't feel ashamed about masturbation because I don't masturbate.

you don't mind using that type of language in front of my missus, please.

Masturbation's an entirely normal thing. Well, it might be for you, mate, but

it's not for me. No, he's being so... This is what I mean. This is what it's

like all the time. It's like... What? If we try and talk about anything, he just

goes back to being like a 16 -year -old. Don't be silly, 16 -year -old. You do,

though. No, I don't. Look, I can't believe you're... I'm not having anyone

like that in front of you, all right? I'll give him a little slap. That was

So how'd it go, then?

He reckons it's down to stress due to work.

Well, I'll tell you another thing. I'm never going back to him again.

Well, you've got to give it time. You've got to go a few times. You're not going

to just work straight away.

You've got a good few sessions.

I'll tell you what, you want to get a bit kinky.

Do you like Domination?

We liked that, didn't we? You need to dress up for him. Why don't you go up

and have a look around the sex shops and get a few toys and that? What about

Anchor? Do you fancy a bit of Anchor?

See, what you need to do is try different things. I mean, they'll be

certain things into Ray. He might like it.

Like a cucumber or something like that. Well, you've got to use toys and that to

spice it up a bit.

I mean, it's just like watching a gangster film, you know? All that love

interest, getting away.

All the time you're watching it, you can tell the woman is going to fuck it all

up in the end, you know?

That's the thing about women.

You never know what's going on in their mind.

Enjoy the land. Enjoy England.

I mean, this is my game. This is my England, and I want to enjoy that.

And I'll trust you.

No, you keep this yourself. It'll be soft, you know?

It'll be soft.

It isn't bad.

You were one of the first men who looked like the King's head.

Yeah, I remember.

That's the man I fell in love with.

Yeah, well, I don't enjoy fighting people.

You've got power, you're strong, you know, decision.

That's who I love. I don't love Ray the Gentle Giant, do I?

I love Ray the Puppet.

Yeah, well, um... Well, I don't know what to talk about. I'm just a little

bothered, so... All right?

Yeah. OK.

So, this is all about to come.

You turn into the cabin boy.

But that dream doesn't mean you're gay.

I mean, you know, they're stupid.

It must mean something, mustn't it? No, I just think it's all part of the

stress, Ray, that's all.

Come on, let's leave Big Bad Wolf in. Oh, please, Kath, not again. You never

know. Please. You never know. What's the matter with you? Don't give up so

quick. Leave it out, Kath.

It's hurting.

It's hurting. Not that.

What are you doing? You're trying to bloody pull it up or something. No, I've

just got to put some life in it, ain't I, Ray?

That's all.

I'm going out for a meeting.

Oh, well, see, that's all part of the problem, though, ain't it, mate? Do you

know what I mean?

And when we get down to it, and then you go off to work, and that's where all

the stress comes from.

I'm going to end up barren.

Go on, yeah, fuck off to work. I'll stay here. I've got no children to look

after. I might as well stay in bed all day eating chocolate.

No, you're absolutely right, this is not one of them.

I might, I might. Yeah, it's not one of them.

Where are the other three? Where's our three gone?

I don't know.

All right, mate.

Er... I'd love one.

Two points in the packet started not to be. What's the problem with the machine?

Yeah, all right, I'm coming down.

Well, whose poxy machine is it?

Well, whose is it?

Well, to be honest, it looks like one of Sean's. Yeah.

But worse still, how do we know?

Who's there with you? Who's there? What's that noise?

Jude?

Jude?

Jude? What's the noise?

Oi, it ain't me.

What?

Jones! Can you hear me?

Well... Oh... I think... Can't I have a day off?

What's going on here?

You know, we've got 57 sex jobs, right?

And I am the enforcer. I mean, I enforce.

You've seen me. What? How many times a week I come in here?

Four? Yeah, four or five times a week. Well, you know, when we do it around.

I am both feared and revered, if you like. At the same time, it's sort of a

mutual sort of respect, admiration sort of... Wait, Al.

Shut up. Go and make me a cup of tea.

Do Donald and Ray want one?

Don't ask me.

Stop it. Ask them. Ask them yourself.

Sugar.

One.

Now, this is what it'd look like if you were angry, if you were working

properly. But it wouldn't look like that, would it? Why not?

Well, because it's black.

No, forget that.

Just act like this strap -on is you, okay? It's an extension of your manhood,

all right? All right. Then, this is Cathy.

See, you've got that wrong now, haven't you? I mean, psychologically, it's all

wrong. Cathy hasn't got all the drawings all over her and things, has she?

Dominic! I don't know where you are or what you're doing.

But turn your phone on!

Mug!

Just blow harder, go on.

No, it's no good, mate. Kathy's dead.

Do you want a cup of tea?

Oh, sorry.

Al! Alan!

Alan! Al!

It ain't Eric's scene, mate.

Eric!

Whose piece of shit is that?

Which is it? That's Sean's machine, but look, I think... Hold it.

What the fuck are you doing in here? Johnny's taking care of it. What's he

in here, Tom?

I don't know. They just come and talk to me. Who? Who took it?

I'm not sure. I'm not sure, mate.

Where's our machines?

They took it, mate.

What's this piece of shit doing here? If I come in here and find these machines

in here again, I'll blow this gap up with you and your old woman here. You've

done the right thing, George. You smashed this up.

Fucking good job.

That's about right.

Mug. You've always been a mug and you always will be a mug.

Mug. Don't treat me like a mug.

Right.

This is a question for Dom, Farron and Bill.

What is the use of having a mobile phone if it ain't switched on?

Well, Ray switched that one off.

Oh, mate, you're right, Ray. My cat always says that.

Oh.

June.

Go to that little firm in South London. Tell them not to put their machines on

air plots.

Take John with you.

Who is South London?

I wish I was a spaceman, the fastest guy alive.

I'd fly you round the universe in Fireball XL5.

Way out in space together.

Conquers all the sky My heart would be a fireball A

fireball Every time I gazed into your starry eyes

It takes a path to Jupiter And maybe very soon

We'd go along the Milky Way And land on Earth

the piss was well and truly taken. You don't want Ray on your back?

No, I don't want Ray on my back, but I've got to say, Geoffrey, I love that

Was that you?

Was that you?

Johnny. Johnny.

Oh, you're right, dude. I've been a naughty boy and I apologise about

our machines into your pub, so tell Ray I'm sorry, OK?

I think he fancies me, boss, cos he can't stop bastard staring.

What's your name again?

Jonathan?

Sorry, Taff.

Didn't mean to make you feel sheepish.

Now, now, now, girls.

Let's do that.

We're all friends here.

But... I've got to say, it's good to keep Ray on his toes a bit, you know

mean? Because he's getting on. He's a big old teddy bear. Wait a minute, four

eyes.

I think you're wrong to say that, actually. I don't think Ray's getting

upstairs at all. No, no, no, no.

He's still very, very sharp. Sharp than he ever was. Yeah, he's a tiger.

Alan.

Anything these boys want. Pink champagne, Hennessy, XO, the works,

yeah. Cheers, Sean. Mi casa, su casa, Jude. A pleasure. Yeah, good to see you.

Lovely. Johnny.

Pink champagne.

That's nice, that, isn't it? Because it's quite sweet -ass, isn't it? It's

normally that. Shut up a minute, Johnny. Listen to me. Don't ever, ever

interrupt me in that situation again.

No -one cares what you have to think or say in that situation. Ray, if Ray had

been here, he'd rip your head off, mate.

Yeah, I know, but I thought... No, no, nothing.

I'm Ray's relative. I speak for Ray in that situation. You don't offer a word.

Okay? Okay.

Okay? Yeah, all right.

Sorry.

It's all right.

Here, do you want my wine?

Yeah, you hold him.

I'm leaving the show.

You can't. You can't leave the show. We've taken this show to the top of the

ratings. Why does that leave me if you leave? Oh, shut up. I want to get

married. I want to move on. I want to leave the show.

You can't, Al. It's your option for too serious.

It's just not possible.

I can make it possible.

I know what this is about. Shut up. You're not helping. This is about

number one. Just shut your mouth. This is threatening you. Shut up. This is

jealous. Just go. Go.

Piss off.

Listen, you two.

If I want to leave the show, I can leave the show. There's nothing you can do

about it, all right?

What's wrong with it?

Well, it's stupid, innit? It's in a car, innit?

So they can steal a car, can't they? Anyway, it's perfect sense, innit? It

how you get away.

Yeah, but they should keep it in a warehouse, shouldn't they? It's safer

You know, something's going to... Especially outside that, I say. It's

a nick of a bloody car, innit? Well, what's safer about it in a warehouse,

Well, you can't steal a warehouse, can you, Trev?

It's heavy, isn't it? It's big. It's stuck to the bloody ground, isn't it?

You've got plenty of piss in there, haven't you?

Can you see anyone, darling?

No, not yet, Don.

Oh, what are you going to say after this, boy?

Thank you.

Thank you?

Thank you, Mr Galahad, for putting your sword in my...

Talk Italian, babe. Talk Italian.

Wash yourself up quick, babe. Star Trek's on.

I was the only one doing anything.

I couldn't believe it.

All these people are supposed to be real players.

Yet no one seemed to do any fucking business.

They're quite good with a gun, aren't they, Bill?

You should give me one.

Oh, yeah.

No, thanks.

The thing with oral sex is, Ray, you've got to get your head in the way and

you've got to get Cathy's head in the way.

That's the whole point.

Hence the demonstration.

Look at that, Ray. You've got to admit, that's a peach.

No, it isn't a peach, is it, Dom? It's a bloody cucumber.

If my cat thought I was here at two o 'clock in the afternoon getting a fruit

and veg show, she'd bloody kill me. I'm going home, mate.

So while everyone was busy poncing about, I thought I'd go to work.

I went painting and decorating.

Because it really is about taking decisive action early on, you know, in

conflict, isn't it? I mean, with the Argentinian ship workers or whatever

was when they landed, you know, I mean, if we sorted them out early on, then the

whole invasion could have been... Voided. Yeah.

I told you, Nuala.

Put it in a disabled space. You bring it all the way up here. This is bound to

fucking happen here.

I couldn't tell you that. I told you it's halfway up the fucking list. The

and it's bound to happen. Might as well walk to your partner up here.

You're fucking hopeless, Nuala. There's loads of room down here.

Oh,

no. My beautiful car.

You bring it all the way up here, four miles from the fucking top.

This is bound to fucking happen, innit? I couldn't...

Shut up!

I can't believe watching me and Maureen didn't turn you on. No, it's funny. I

mean, I'm sure it was a beautiful thing in there, but it just didn't do nothing

for me, you know what I mean? A spare one, I suppose.

But this is that we got here, right? Yeah.

What you should do is put it all on. Yeah. And then wait the cafe to come

Yeah. And give her a right big surprise, you know what I mean?

Ray?

Back.

Foxy Place was shut.

I just

come

in and see John, yeah?

It's only 8am, mate.

Johnny is in there. I know Johnny's in there. I know where he is. Tread, Johnny

ain't here.

Tread,

I want to see Johnny. Go and get Johnny for me now. All right? He knows I'm

coming. Go and get him.

It's not that thing, is it?

All right, then, get the boss. Get the Dalai Lama. Get Ray out of here. Let me

have a word with him.

Let me have a word with him.

Johnny has embarrassed me in front of my family.

Right? He's messed my car up. He's made a fool of me. I just want him out here.

Nothing to do with our... Nothing to do with our teams, right? I just want him

out here on his own.

And I want to spread them like margarine all over the street, right? Yeah.

Well, go and get him. Go and get him. I've got no argument with you.

I've got no argument with you.

No,

no. I've got no right with you, Ray.

No right with you.

I just want to see Johnny, Trevor.

Come in.

How's your life, Ed? All right, Ed.

All right, Ed.

Taxi!

Taxi!

Taxi!

And there, in front of everyone, is a nice swan, which obviously represents

monogamy, OK?

So then, obviously, people gasp, they turn to the bride, and there she has a

wonderful diamond tiara.

Sparkling, almost, you know, like, almost ice, like the swan. And then,

obviously, they look down at the bride, they gasp again. So we've got three

gasps. It's going to be absolutely fantastic. So it's so important that I

you in beautiful diamond tiara, OK?

So it's very important.

So what do we want and what does she need?

Diamond. No, it's really important. What do we want? What does she need?

Diamond! Diamond, absolutely.

Yeah, the diamond heist went ahead, but I opted out because Ray wanted everyone

to dress up and there's no way I am going to be made to dress up like an

Whose poxy idea was it to have half a million pounds worth of tiara?

Stupid. What Sadie wants, Sadie gets, Ray. You won't regret it.

He's half in the coals, man.

You tramps.

How fool is you?

Ray, look what I've got. Look what I've got.

Oh, what is it?

Viagra. What, the real stuff?

The real stuff. You take them, yeah? Yeah, I take them all the time, mate.

They're good, though. Get one over here, matey. There you go.

One of these, in the five hours.

Strong like wood. Give me another one, son. Alright, mate.

It's like Lawrence of Arabia.

Like Lawrence of Arabia before the little boy.

Pass them around, Mark. Pass them around.

Something's happening, mate.

No, it takes about half an hour and then it clicks in. Have your attention,

please, everybody.

The Sheikh has arrived. I don't want nobody to look him in the eye because

deemed unlucky in the Middle East. Turn your backs.

Turn your backs, Bromley. You're not worthy of him. Come on.

And you, turn your back, everyone. And you, uh, shake your, uh, oi, uh, uh,

turn. After all that mead's got me on. Shake your, uh, rum is ready, sir.

Alaykum salam. And if you feel the shaked presence in the hotel, you turn

back. Do you understand?

You're not worthy.

I'll get the photographer, but I always need pictures. That's what the readers

want. Pictures.

We can do pictures?

Yeah. We can give you anything you want.

You've got to give us that front page. You get them together, I'll get the

photographer. No problem.

Mr. Cloudermans? Yes, indeed.

Mark, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to put a face to the facts.

please call me Will.

Fim, did you bring the Gagarin pair?

Indeed, I have it here.

Is it working? What do you think? I feel like setting five, mate. I'm ready to

take off.

It's brilliant. Thank you very much. They're always so dynamic.

They're very sort of cut and thrust.

Excellent. Mr. Cloudermans, this is Shake, your Corey.

This is Mr. Cloudermans. I'm so excited. I've been up all morning.

Your Highness.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What?

Would you like a nice cup of coffee?

Coffee would be good, thank you. Nice cup of coffee, please. Oh, fantastic.

But these are the... Coffee's hot.

Coffee would be fine, thank you very much. Perhaps you'd like a little cream?

No, thank you. No cream. Black.

And what sort of value would they be?

Here you would be looking at, say, 750 ,000 sterling pound.

I'm getting so excited.

And is that what we're looking for?

Okay, chaps, take them over to Sean's lounge and tie him up.

What? No!

Please, don't hurt me!

I've got money.

Have him over, Bill.

It is not necessary to tie me, but be gentle and use lubricant.

What did he say?

You're not a backdoor merchant, are you?

Thanks for coming down on your break. Don't be angry.

I just want to say I'm sorry.

I've been horrible to you. Really horrible.

Look, let me show you something. Come here.

Come here. Look at this.

Look at all of that.

That whole studio is now rural widows. That's us.

Yes, great.

Brilliant. Brilliant.

Brilliant. Yes.

Yeah?

I apologise.

Do you accept that?

Yeah, I do.

Don't get too familiar. Get out of me. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to get that London's Coke out of the back of that car. And we've got

the information. Let's act on it.

If we cause a war, so what?

War's good.

Take the Falklands. Do you know what I mean?

Well, you've invaded.

I said, no, no, not having that. Not having it. Just weren't going to have

So we got a task force together, you know, and went down there thousands of

miles away, freezing cold.

outnumbered i think six to one i think it was did the business did the job got

it back you know and it took a war to make this country great again man

all right

i'm just checking my wings

And you as the scabbard, okay? Oh, I don't know where you get these artists

from. All right, come on, now, talk Italian.

I don't know how many Italians. Yes, you do. Go on.

Oh, Giorgio Armani.

Oh, lovely.

Christian Dior.

Oh.

Oh, um, Giselle Sassoon. Oh, baby.

Italian.

Oh, I don't know.

My chest is up near that.

Yeah, that's a one.

Definitely.

The car in front is a Toyota.

It is. Go on, then.

What are you going to do?

What?

Excuse me.

You couldn't tell me the way to the nearest police station, could you?

We look like tourist information. Get out, you freak.

You fuck off, mate.

All right.

Shut up.

Shut up. I'm going to tell you about me now. Me for a change, all right?

About me, not fucking about you.

Now, I've done some terrible things in my life, things I ain't fucking proud

I've done things for love and for honour, for people I love, right? See

shit in this fucking ring? You mugged me off!

Mugged me off!

Made me look a fucking mug!

Listen,

you know what?

What? We've got to make sure this is just between me and you. Listen to me,

listen to me.

Seriously now.

We've got to make sure this is just between me and you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking right.

Yeah. No one else. No one. I mean, like, no one. Something like that.

I like what you've done with this place, Ray. It's lovely.

It's kind of, uh... distressed.

It's a bit like me, really.

Distressed. Minty. Tight -lipped.

Pissed off.

Surf London.

Oh, shit.

I've got half the mechanicals and bricks breathing down my bloody neck.

Geezers aren't supposed to be protecting. They pay me to look after

Two of them got gated, and my cocaine got stolen. I'm Percy.

At my back pocket, Bosh, somewhere down on the toes of my fucking cocaine.

I'm not a happy bunny, Ray.

I don't know what to say to these fellas.

For fuck's sake.

Now, a little birdie told me, in fact I know, that one of your crew here, one of

your boys,

Nicked it.

And I know who it was.

It was your new boy wonder, Johnny.

Here.

Now, do I have your word, Ray, that you didn't nick my cocaine?

John, do you nick his powder?

No.

On your life?

Yes.

And that is your word, is it, Ray?

Yes. Bollocks.

Hold that, mate.

Shoal.

Shoal!

Don't be like that.

Bill, don't sort him out a case of champagne.

Adam, do something. Make yourself busy.

Come on, Fats, get the wheels.

You didn't take your spout, did you?

All right, me brother.

What's up, star?

I'm not your brother.

I'm not star.

What's been going on here, then? It's like a fucking beer garden.

Red stripe.

Cut the crap.

Two of mine are dead.

My coat's missing.

What are you going to do about it? I mean, what am I paying you for? See,

how long have I known you, right? Two years, yeah? Two years. Nothing like

has ever happened before, has it, right? Straight up, yeah?

Now, I'm sorry about your mates being cat, right? But I swear to God, I'm

shit down a fucking world of pain on these geezers, right? You want your

You want your trumpet? It's right here, mate. Here.

Trev, here's your trumpet.

There you go, lovely.

And I'll get these boys for you, all right?

Peace. I'm out.

See you later.

I know I lost two portions of cocaine. My cocaine!

Right?

My credibility is wounded with the boys from Brixton. Absolutely trashed.

Because they... I'm surrounded by doughnuts. He's got a pointy face. He's

looking after him.

When I see those North London boys, when I see those North London boys, I'm

going to rip their heart out and sit here, right? Now, you sort yourself out,

and you open the door and take me home.

Take me home.

What is all this, Sean? Look.

All this grief.

Ray wants peace.

Northside want peace. Yeah, all right. Sure, it's quiet enough. Belt up, Bill.

Shut up. Put a sock in it, mate.

You're taking libs. You're in my gaff now, all right? So behave yourself, by

manners.

Now, quite frankly, I'm a little bit pissed off.

Do you know what I mean?

I mean, coming in with a case of champagne, saying, I'm sorry, Ray wants

But look, I'm down two parcels of Percy.

Yeah?

Two parcels of my own cocaine, gone.

Bosh.

And I know that. You know how I know you've done it?

You've only got it signed off! You saw a mug on the side of the car!

You doughnut!

And that is why I'm going to have to tie you up now.

I'm only the driver!

There, John.

Thanks. Nice surprise.

Yep. I've got a present for you.

Hello, John.

All right, John.

See, this isn't stressful. This is for the good of me.

Come here, dude.

Come here.

You've broken my nose.

No. Have a look at my nose.

It's broken, mate.

Now, come on.

Now.

That's a good one, isn't it?

Come here, John.

And John.

If you ever go to the papers again, far worse is going to happen to you, right?

You'll be dead.

Please, not in the face.

This is stressing me out. You've got it wrong, Ray. This gets rid of the stress.

All of this gets rid of your violent tendencies.

Really? Yeah, really.

I'll leave another bit there.

Remember the face.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

See?

Yeah, I feel good. I told you. Feel good?

Oh, I think somebody's seen something.

Everett, there's my little Charlotte. She's lovely. She's absolutely lovely.

She looks like you.

Matthew, if you make sure that's done up properly, that is a legendary bill.

Special forces might have a gun up his arse.

Look at the state of you, Alan. Look at the state. Why do they call you fat,

Alan? Have you fired?

Have you fired?

30 shots.

What's this?

A six -pack or a party seven?

What's that?

That's it.

I'll show you.

I'll show you a bit. I'll stick your finger in it, mate.

Oh,

that's deep.

Where's your shotgun now, you bastard?

It's not up your arse, is it?

Action man.

Action man haven't got an arse, has he?

He hasn't got a...

I'm afraid I'm getting bored.

Time will wait for no man, Trev. Let's get this party rolling a little bit.

You know what to do. Take the kitchen.

I went out and put the head on. Cut the tea.

What do you want, Matthew? Hot.

Bill! Bill!

Haven't you got anything to say for yourself, young man?

Say something!

Jesus, Rick!

Shut up.

Yeah, shut up.

That ain't me on the front page.

Listen, she's a diamond.

I know she's a diamond, but I love her.

You've got to tell her that you're sorry.

I don't care. You sit out there now and go and tell her you're sorry. You are.

I'm telling you. That ain't me on the front page. Get out there now.

Don't drive me mad. Get out there.

Oh, look how he's walking.

With his tail between his legs.

Just like a little puppy dog.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Come here.

Is that the one that the breeders recommend?

They do.

Yeah, they do. Oh, they're good. Because I don't want to, you know, I want to

give them the best. Only the best. Only the best. Only the best. Only the best.

Only the best. Only the best. Only the best. Only the best. Only the best. Only

the best. Only the best.

Only the best.

You dirty dog.

Sorry for the old marigolds, I think. Why not, sir? Lovely, lovely pop.

Sweet.

There you go.

Why not proper, mate? I don't want any shit on me old boat tank.

Do you know what I mean?

Right then, there you go.

Go to work.

Right then.

Shall we worm in?

Lovely.

Oh, uh, Ted.

I think you'll be wanting that, mate.

Thank you, boss.

Off you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Jesus.

Bad dog. Bad dog.

All right, I've had enough of this.

Boys, upstairs, pronto.

Turn the bar on. Let's do Bill first, all right?

Come on, soldier.

Come on.

Come on, get in, Ray.

Bring him up.

Come on, soldier. Boy, turn up your bar. Come on.

Look,

he's just like all the gazers. His bark's worse than his bite.

I don't think I'll get with it any further.

Come in. Cheers.

Oh.

There is he.

Well, his temperature and pulse rate are up and down a bit, but his bowel

movements are fine, though.

What happened to him? Oh, sorry, Ray.

No, they force -fed him LSD, they tortured him, and they threw him from an

upstairs window.

Is that all?

They fed him dog food as well.

What, chunky?

Listen, I want you to go out and see Sean again, all right? Tell him I've got

have a meeting somewhere in the open.

I want to be friends again. I mean, I can't have this. Lots of people are

getting hurt.

This could be it. I think you could go off. This could be war. No, listen,

Listen, this is a good opportunity to calm things down, all right? Yeah.

So you let me and you let Ray as you were talking. We've known Sean for a

time. It would be good just... Yeah.

Is that for me?

Yeah. It's loaded. Be careful.

I'll be going tooled up.

Yeah.

I'll show you how to use it on the way down, but don't point it at anyone you

like. All right.

How are you, sir?

I'm well, Ray. You?

Good. Did you get the champagne?

Yeah. Do you like it? No.

Yeah, well, you've got to have that Laurent Perrier pink. You have it with

peaches and the syrup. That's nice.

Subelini.

Look,

I don't like champagne, Ray. The bubble's got my nose. Where's my coke?

John, I haven't got your coke. Why the fuck would I want your coke? Where's my

coke? Why would I want to take your coke? Why?

Because it's worth a mint, mate. Where is my coke?

I haven't got your coke.

I know you've got my coke, Ray. Don't mack me off like a two -bob, mate. It's

Sunday.

Don't mack me off like a two -bob.

Mate, what's that fucking mean? What's that, a new term?

John, this is bollocks, mate.

Look, let's have a little talk.

Oh, we'll be friends. We're friends. Why are you just bollocks?

Well, let's talk.

Come round here, then.

Now, come on. We'll have a little walk. Look, I'll tell you what. Much better

right there, mate.

You come round here. We'll have a little walk down there. No, I don't want to

come round here. Look, you're mob -handed. This is me and you. Have a

walk. I'm mob -handed. Come round here. Have a little walk around.

Now, you look after me.

Hold up. Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up. Hold up.

Don't bunk it.

All right?

Now, look, I'll call to me.

Let's have a little walk. You come round here. No, I don't want to come round

there, Ray. You come round here. I do not want to come round that side of your

fucking car. You come round here. All right, meet in the middle. No, I ain't

meeting in the middle of the car.

Don't have a walk.

Just have a walk and a talk, me and you. I don't want to come round that side.

You fucking come round this side. You come round. No, you come round here.

Let's have a talk, a walk and a talk.

Come round here.

Bonnet. No, I ain't bonnet. You get round here and talk.

I'm on shot.

Fucking hell, he shot me in the head. He shot me in the fucking head.

He shot me in the head.

He has, look, he's coming up the back.

He's going right the way through.

Get the big boys out of here.

to get some logs, didn't I? Didn't I tell you to get me some logs?

Why don't we have the big fucking guns?

I've had a divvy up, right? Used over 200 rounds.

The only person who ate anything was Johnny Boyer.

I mean, I've got the pit -headed fishies at Bow Well, the jellyfish, and Freddy

fucking Kruger. What a firm I've got.

That's good, though. We sent them through the long grass, didn't we?

Yeah, chased the trillions out of the playground, eh?

And personally, I find a nice little firefight, you know, well, it separates

men from the boys, doesn't it?

Oi, Tom.

Yeah? See, one time you ain't going to get to shag the bridesmaids, mate. Not

this, anyway.

Oi, Mark.

Don't you think this rehearsal's a bit stupid?

No, I don't think it's stupid. I think it's essential.

Look, the reason why I've got you here today is I need to know how the fabrics

and the colours respond in the light.

I mean, look, I mean, they don't match, so one of these have got to go. I've

ordered flowers for the apps.

So how do I know what colours I'm going to use, eh?

I think it's funny. The good thing about this, it gives me a clearer idea of

what I've got to do on the day. I've got a gut feeling this is going to be

absolutely fantastic.

I thought this was it.

I thought I'd done it.

I thought everyone had been mad for it now.

Yeah? This was real. This was war.

But no.

This was about a bloody wedding in a bloody church.

But I still had one card up my sleeve.

Yeah.

I still had one more chance.

Even though the gun jammed, I still think they got the message.

I can't wait to show you that in every single room.

Oh, you're getting old.

I'm getting all right.

It is annoying to feel something.

Feel that?

Yeah, I'll feel it. Yeah?

It's a bit bigger, isn't it?

Yeah. I'm putting weight on. I'm pregnant.

Baby, I'm pregnant.

I'm going to have a little Raymundo.

I love you.

It's fucking brilliant, isn't it?

Yeah, isn't it?

I'm having your baby.

Shall we stay here tonight?

You want me? Yeah.

Eh?

I'll get rid of Alan.

Alan!

Alan! What do you want?

What are you doing?

You won't even be on that tree.

There's nowhere else to go.

You've been listening to what I was saying.

Sorry. Fuck off.

Go and take the cart and go. I'm staying here tonight.

I'll phone you tomorrow.

Shall I take the car? No.

Just go.

You're getting like a nunce.

I keep hanging about all the time.

Straight ahead towards the roundabout.

Around the roundabout, the ragged rock all ran.

Turn left.

What, just here? Oh, God, I've missed it.

You have made an incorrect detour.

Yes, I know that, but you bloody never told me it's all right at the last

minute.

You have arrived at...

No Leave me alone.

All right I've got go Have a nice cheese sandwich

I'll let Conrad go.

Oh.

So I'll call you.

I'll call you in about half an hour.

Yeah,

no, he's got his own restaurant. Yeah, whatever, just stay in touch.

It's all sorted when we go down. We get a nice table and all that. Yeah, all

right, mate.

He's got more than 20 minutes, obviously.

Yeah.

It's all going off, mate.

They just firebombed Uncle Ray's car.

What? Yeah, Alan was in it. They was like that close to getting in it.

What do they think they're doing?

Why, he's probably a little upset I tried to shoot him in the face the other

day, isn't he?

What? Yeah, I probably ruined his whole week. I went round his house, I stuck my

gun in his face, and it jammed.

Buddy, Lisa, can you take the girls next door for a minute, please?

No. Take the girls in the bathroom.

You fuck off into the bathroom! Will you have a party in the bathroom?

Aye.

When was this, Johnny?

Two days ago.

You never told me, Johnny. You never asked me.

Well, no, I didn't. I'm not going to, you know, start talking about something

like that, am I? I'd better go and do it, do you know what I mean? I'll keep

a secret.

But you know now... Firebomb.

Firebomb? What?

Firebombed.

Firebombed.

You firebombs! And an offside, you fucking lunatic!

You waltz figure -lucky pest!

Are you mad?

You've broken the first cardinal rule. You do not fuck about in people's

families. Now, I've got kids.

Ha!

Kids fucking burn!

I'll just put your throat down. I'll fuck the wound right out, unless you're

cousin.

You fucking bishop, you're right here, son. I swear to God, I'll kick you right

now!

Go on, answer back.

False Fed hasn't had another ruby, has he?

That South London bombed your motor, mate.

How's that one?

You've got someone who's been stabbed, tortured, False Fed LSD, thrown out of a

window and blown up. I'd say he's feeling pretty bad, wouldn't you, mate?

What's his middle name? Lucky?

All right?

All right.

Hey, what happened?

South London bombing car.

That's Fat Alan, all right.

Yeah, well, it seems he's been... I'm verbal.

Uncle Ray, can I have a word?

It might be a minute.

I know why all this has happened.

He's uncontrollable.

We went round to Matthew's, that bloke, Matthew, that Irish bloke, that Welsh

bloke, and he stuck a gun in his face in front of his family, in front of his

kids.

So... What are we going

to do?

I don't know what to do.

This is becoming an habit.

Well, he has been starved. He's been caught.

He's been force -fed LSD. He's been burnt.

He's been one of the most unluckiest men alive.

Yeah, well, these things happen in his game all the time. You know, he's a

stuntman. Yeah, I'm afraid they do.

What's happened now?

Tell Ray what happened.

What? He got blown up.

Well, I can see that. Is he all right?

Are you all right? How are you feeling?

He feels like he shouldn't be in this line of work anymore.

Winks went by without a peep.

No comebacks, no revenge, no, you know, pissing and moaning. Nothing.

I had to take your camel out to be cleaned today, right?

Yeah. I sent it out the pockets.

I found this.

Now, would you mind telling me what you're doing shoveling this shit up your

ooter? You just keep me going sometimes.

Long hours I'm working.

Well, keep it going. No wonder me and you can't keep it going. You're taking

this crap. I won't do it anymore.

All right? You promise? I promise.

The other thing, what's this?

I don't know.

You don't know what that is?

No. Are you sure?

No, where was that then?

That was in your coat pocket as well. How did that get there then? Oh, well,

maybe this might have something to do with it. Come in here. I've got

else here to show you. This is marvellous. Maybe you can explain to me

this is then, eh? I mean, have a look at this.

What's all this then?

Well, I can explain.

What are you doing with guns in here, El Capone?

Well, they weren't nothing to do with Rainier.

They were found?

No, no, no. I found them, Ray.

Still, have you told him about our little bit of news, good news?

We're pregnant.

I'm going to have a baby.

Are you? Yeah, well, no, Cathy's going to have the baby.

Oh, lovely baby, isn't he? Yeah, no, we're really pleased. Congratulations,

I thought I'd asked. No, no, no, lovely.

You ain't got to ask. You're like me partner.

You want to leave, you leave.

Still coming to me wedding, are you? Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on. I've got a bit

more Elvis.

Oh, yeah, I've done me Elvis pics, yeah. All right, I know you're all gagging to

get up here.

For the karaoke.

Hello.

Raymond is.

All done in his costume.

Are you going to drink tonight, Ray?

Lovely.

And if Alan does, I know he wanted to sing tonight.

He wanted to sing fire.

Or how much is that doggy in the window?

He can't sing because he's got a bit of derby trouble.

Anyway, we're going to enjoy ourselves tonight, have an old -fashioned party,

all right? So everyone get up here tonight and have a sing -song.

Some blinding singers here tonight.

I'm not having a go, Cherry. It's all the things. I just feel stupid in this

outfit, that's all.

Well, you look stupid, but that's really the point, isn't it? Stupid? You made

me wear it. Yeah, but this is all part of it. This is the fun of it, isn't it?

No, I just feel stupid in this outfit.

See?

Do you feel good?

No, yeah, I feel all right. What's the matter with you?

Come on, get back on the couch.

No, no.

Come on.

No, leave it. Everyone loves you.

Do they? Yeah.

All right, then.

Are you going to sing a little song with me and Sadie on a karaoke tonight?

Me? Yeah.

No.

What do you know?

No, they wouldn't have it.

Well, what is it?

Avenues and alleyways.

Tiny Christie, lovely words. You're on. All right, John. As you know, it's all

right. What are you singing tonight, Mug? Don't let me down.

Yeah, let me just finish this fag and this drink.

Oh, you'll be a king.

Never do a thing.

Four and twenty, that first thing alone.

Royalty, they all will bring.

When you are a king, everywhere it goes.

People bow and bow.

Challenges to take you anywhere.

People.

When you are a king.

All right?

Do you want to, um... What's the name? No, no.

I can't. Come on.

No, mate, I'm best man. I've got to be out of here, mate. Just today.

Mate. Bill.

Won't be on my side,

but finally...

I thought Ray'd lost a stomach for it after that.

Then months went by, he spent all his time in the country.

Grew a beard, went all rustic, you know?

And he struck this deal with South London, and months went by and nothing

happened.

Nothing.

Gloria wore bollocks.

Johnny! Stu!

How you doing, mate?

How you doing, actually?

No, listen, I've only got two minutes.

All the boys are going to a fantastic party. Johnny, listen, listen, listen to

me. Wake up, because this is important.

All the boys are going to a party tomorrow night. Fancy dress, right?

going. Ray really wants to see you. You've got to come. Fancy dress. Can you

come, yeah? Johnny. What? Can you come? Tomorrow? Tomorrow.

Yeah. Can you get a costume?

All right, Johnny.

All right.

Well done. Brilliant costume.

Thanks very much.

I had murder coming over here, man. My car went bang, and then all the bits

off it.

Oh, don't hate me.

We're about three hours early.

I was going to say, where's your merry men?

We can have a drink.

Oh, nice one. You fancy a quick drink? Yeah. I'm sorry about that, mate.

They'll be here any minute, I'm sure.

Anyway, you can polish this off.

Take a load off, Coco.

Thanks, Mr Hood.

Have a seat. Or can I call you Robin? Call me Robin, brother.

Call me Robin.

Hello, son.

All right, Wayne.

How's it going?

All right.

That's a nice beard. What's it come out of, sir? Frizzly agates, is it?

No, Sadie likes it.

Says it gives me the appearance of being softer.

Like that fella, um, here.

Yeah.

That's not fair, though, Wayne. I mean, to be honest. Look, look, I wouldn't

just start the mountain.

Look, what are you commenting?

You're a character you, Sean, you know? You're a throwback.

Of course I had to run to you.

You got it?

Nah.

Well, you got it.

What's coming?

What?

Stuffing.

Yeah,

yeah.

Fucking hell.

Do I look all right?

No,

you look well, sir.

Right, look.

This is about all the coke and South London and all that, right? Yeah? This

about that.

It's not me, man. It's Sean, isn't it? I mean, he's made it all up.

He's made it all up about... Evening, Johnny.

What's going on?

What's he doing here?

Guess what you told him to find your spank mags.

With guns and knives.

And my coke.

Bollocks.

I don't even know what you're talking about.

Dude!

Alright, listen, just shut up.

Shut up and listen to me.

Alright? Just shut up and listen to me.

Can you just explain?

But I'd never do anything like this. Not to you.

You know? I'd be hurting you.

I need you to tell them that for me. Alright, alright, alright!

Get out!

Okay, alright!

Alright! You're the one who's screwed up, John.

You're the one who screwed up. You wouldn't do anything to me. What's that?

What's that? That's bullshit. That is fucking bullshit, mate.

Let me in. Let me in at the family. It's the one thing you can do to me. Let me

in. Introduce me to your uncle when I introduced you. When did you once think

the same thing? Thank you for that. I did it for you.

You didn't do fuck all for me. I did it for you. You're going to fucking drag me

into more and more trouble.

Ask him about the guns.

Yeah, what about the guns, eh? What? What? No one was fucking tooled up. Come

on. Hold on to this, Stu. This one's for you.

Don't point it at anyone. I was just trying.

dragging my family into the fucking firing line.

What about the coke? Yeah, and the coke.

The coke, man. He asked me to get the coke. He wanted us to get the coke

he wanted to stir it up.

Didn't you? What about our cafe?

What about our cafe?

What about our cafe?

I hope you don't think it's a liberty, me turning up like this.

But I thought I'd show my face.

Gotta make the effort, haven't you?

Yogi. Shot.

Right, mate, he's, uh, still twitching.

Is he? Yeah.

Come on.

There you go. Shot him up the arse.

Wanted to, uh, stuff him out, that. Love him when you want.

Hmm.

Where's you from, the kid?

Wrexham. Is it? Yeah.

Will you sing? Why, you could.

You could have a croon of yourself, wouldn't you? I can hold it soon, yeah.

What's that sobby song you sing? I sing. I'll have the next one for you.

Avenues and alleyways with silly Johnny's song.

Sure. How about that?

Silly avenues and alleyways Where a man's got to work out which

side he's on Any way he chooses, tempted by loses

I'm going to try.

To make you sing like a bird released What you see

is a wise man's treasure You know it's buried beneath your feet

You know you look like a faded picture I see the cracks

freezing on your skin And as the world slowly turns it hits

you