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ADAM: And the Masters of the Universe.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

I am Adam,

Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets

of Castle Grayskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me

the day I held aloft my magic sword

and said, "By the power of Gray skull..."

CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man

"...I have the power!"

(ROARING)

Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat

and I became He-Man,

the most powerful man in the universe.

Only three others share this secret,

our friends the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms and Orko.

Together we defend Castle Grayskull

from the evil forces of Skeletor.

(LAUGHS)

CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man

TROLLAN: There was nothing I could do,

Trap Jaw and CIawful had a laser ray.

They blasted their way right through the vault.

DREE ELLE: And they found the Horn of Evil?

TROLLAN: Yes, Dree EIIe, they knew all about it.

They said they were going to use it to control Eternia.

DREE ELLE: I've got to get to the royal palace and warn Orko.

YUKKERS: But Eternia is in a different part of the universe.

How will you get there?

Orko left me his magic pyramid.

It will take me to him.

Hey, sis, I want to come, too.

Oh, I don't know, this is serious.

Please, please.

All right, Yukkers, but none of your dumb jokes.

I promise.

ADAM: There it is, Duncan. The City of Colmay.

Are we in time? MAN-AT-ARMS: Oh, just barely.

I figured out that the meteor shower will strike any minute.

(SHUDDERS) What if it falls on us?

It won't. Man-At-Arms says it will land right on the city.

Unless the Attack Trak shoots the meteors out of the sky first.

ATTACK TRAK: Attention, attention.

Meteor shower approaching.

There it is.

Jumpin' Jupiter, it's much bigger than I thought.

Attack Trak, can you destroy the meteors?

ATTACK TRAK: Do you even need to ask?

Just tell me when to fire. Fire.

Nice shooting.

ATTACK TRAK: Naturally.

MAN-AT-ARMS: Just one more to go.

ATTACK TRAK: Malfunction, machine broken.

Lasers will not operate.

There's still one meteor left.

ADAM: It's heading right for the city.

By the power of Gray skull...

CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man

He-Man

...I have the power!

(ROARING)

CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man

(PEOPLE SCREAM)

(GRUNTS)

He's pushing the building back up.

Oh, nice going, He-Man.

ATTACK TRAK: Almost as good as I could have done.

I think we've got everything straightened out here.

Let's head back to the palace.

Good idea, Teela's in the Mystic Mountains with the King and Queen.

I worry when there's nobody at the palace.

Well, at least Orko's around in case something comes up.

That's what worries me.

CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man

ORKO: Oh boy, it sure is quiet around here with everybody gone.

I wish there was someone to play with.

My magic pyramid, but I left it back in Trolla.

Dree EIIe, I don't believe it.

I missed you so much.

DREE ELLE: Me too.

This is my little brother, Yukkers.

Hey, pleased to meet you, Yuk.

(BUZZER SOUNDING) Hey, what's the idea?

(LAUGHS)

Yukkers, you promised, no jokes.

All right, all right!

DREE ELLE: Orko, something terrible has happened.

Do you remember the Horn of Evil?

ORKO: Yes, if you blow in it, horrible spells come out,

I'm sure glad it's hidden in Trolla.

DREE ELLE: It isn't, it's here, on Eternia.

But, that's impossible.

Trap Jaw and CIawful have stolen it,

and they're going to use it here.

ORKO: We've got to stop them, but everybody's gone.

Oh. Maybe I should wait for Adam and Man-At-Arms,

but there may not be time.

Come on!

YUKKERS: Where we going?

Castle Grayskull.

If Trap Jaw and CIawful are up to something,

they'll probably start there.

CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man

CLAWFUL: If the stories are true, not even the Sorceress will be able

to stop the Horn of Evil.

BIowthe horn, Trap Jaw.

Grayskull will be ours.

This thing gives me the creeps. You blow it.

You cowardly hunk of tin.

Now blow it, unless you want me

to use my claw as a can opener.

(GRUNTS AND GULPS)

Stop. Which of Skeletor's warriors

dares to approach Castle Grayskull?

BIowthe horn, tin brain.

(INHALES) (HORNS BLOWS)

The Horn of Evil.

I must fight the power of the horn.

(ZAPPING)

Look, something's going on.

Come on.

Oh, it's too strong.

Must... Must sleep.

By the time she wakes up, it will be too late for Eternia.

Now, blow the horn again, and open the drawbridge.

TRAP JAW: Hey.

CLAWFUL: Afterthem.

I think we've lost them.

Good. Man-At-Arms and Adam

should be back at the palace soon.

They'll know how to wake up the Sorceress.

Oh, no, we've lost Yukkers.

DREE ELLE: Yukkers, where are you?

I'm scared, Orko.

It's kinda spooky around here.

Don't worry, Dree EIIe, your safe with me, and...

(SCREAMS) Dree EIIe, run!

(VOICE LAUGHING)

It's only me.

That wasn't funny, Yukkers.

It was downright mean.

A joke isn't funny when it frightens someone.

Okay.

Orko, I hope you accept this as a token of forgiveness.

What's this.

Sneezing powder. (LAUGHS)

(SNEEZING)

Yukkers, someone ought to teach you a lesson.

(YUKKERS LAUGHS)

I'm sorry about my brother, Orko.

He thinks his jokes are funny.

He doesn't see that they hurt people.

It's okay, but someday, one of his jokes

is going to cause real trouble.

I know.

Oh, well, let's go, Yukkers will catch up to us.

Well, maybe we better wait for him to, uh...

DREE ELLE: Orko!

I don't believe that guy.

Yukkers, I've had enough of your jokes.

CLAWFUL: Gotcha.

And I've got this one.

Dree EIIe, run, get help.

TRAP JAW: She's getting away.

Let her go, we've got the horn back.

All we have to do is blow it, and Eternia will be ours.

ADAM: And, that's when He-Man pushed the building back up.

Wow, I sure wish I'd been there to see it.

I wish I hadn't.

DREE ELLE: Teela, Adam, help!

Dree EIIe, what are you doing on Eternia?

DREE ELLE: (PANTING) No time to explain.

Orko needs help, at the Evergreen Forest.

Grab on, Dree EIIe, you can tell me about it on the way.

By the power of Gray skull...

CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man

He-Man

He-Man

...I have the power!

Twice in one day. Orko better appreciate this.

(ROARING)

He-Man

To the Evergreen Forest.

CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man

Come on, CIawful, let's use the horn on Grayskull.

Shut your trap.

I'll decide what to do. (LAUGHS)

Now, first, let's give our puny friends

a little demonstration.

One blow on this horn would be enough

to turn the whole forest into an evil swamp.

ORKO: I've got to do something.

Hey!

YUKKERS: Wow, what a trick.

Give me that, you little runt.

I want that horn back.

Ugh! Why don't you clean this thing out?

(GROANS)

ORKO: Oh, oh, let go, let me out, let go of me.

All right where is it?

TEELA: Let him go, crust face.

ORKO: Teela!

Thanks, Teela.

CLAWFUL: Get her, robots.

HE-MAN: Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

He-Man, my claw will take care of you.

(GRUNTS)

Here it is, the magnet.

(TRILLING)

(CRASH)

At last, chance to try my new swatters.

I don't believe we were formally introduced.

My name is Yukkers.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) (GROANS)

(TINKLING)

Nice move, Dree EIIe.

(HE-MAN GRUNTS)

(YELLS)

Thanks, He-Man.

You too, Orko, Dree EIIe, and...

Ah, you must be Dree Elle's brother.

Yukkers is the name,

pleased to meet you. (LAUGHS)

ORKO: Yukkers.

Aw, can't a guy have any fun?

ORKO: I think we've had enough fun for one day.

I'll say, CIawful and Trap Jaw stole the Horn of Evil.

The Horn of Evil?

Don't worry, Orko got it back.

Where is it, Orko?

Yeah, where is it?

ORKO: Look under your hat.

YUKKERS: How did you do that?

It's the ole Trollan hat switch,

one of my specialties. (LAUGHS)

YUKKERS: Oh, this calls for a tune.

ALL: No!

(LAUGHS) Can't you take a joke?

I was just pretending to blow it, like this.

ORKO: Yukkers, your sneezing powder, be careful.

(HORN BLOWS) (SNEEZING)

Oh, you've activated the horn.

YUKKERS: Yikes.

(THUNDER CRACKLING)

(GRUNTS) Let go.

(GRUNTS)

(HOWLING)

(SQUAWKS)

The horn's music is turning

the Iovely things in the forest into evil things.

(LAUGHS)

(GROWLS) (HE-MAN GRUNTS)

(ROARING)

ORKO: We've got to reverse the horn's spell.

SORCERESS: Orko. Who was that?

DREE ELLE: I didn't hear anything.

SORCERESS: Orko.

ORKO: It's the Sorceress.

The song on the horn, only it can help.

ORKO: She said something about the song on the horn.

DREE ELLE: Oh, look, there is a song here.

ORKO: Uh-oh. (RUMBLING)

(GRUNTS) I'd hate to see the rest of this guy.

YUKKERS: Hey!

Help!

(WIND HOWLING) (GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

Hey, come on, let go.

DREE ELLE: Maybe the Sorceress meant for us to sing the song.

DREE ELLE: (SINGING) As day comes from night

Let wrong become right

As joy springs from sad

Good will conquer bad

The noise from the horn is too strong.

I can't sing over it.

(GRUNTS)

HE-MAN: We've got to stop this.

ORKO: Dree EIIe found a song,

but the noise from the horn was too strong.

Both of you, sing it together.

Maybe if I blow into the other end of the horn, it will help.

(SINGING) As day comes from night

Let wrong become right

As joy springs from sad

Good will conquer bad

The trees have turned friendly.

As strength comes from weakness

Brightness stops bleakness

As clouds change to sun

Justice will be done

Harmony is the key

For all the world to be

Free and happy

Just some harmony

Harmony and love

As dark turns to light

Truth will win the fight

As hope beats despair

Evil disappears

Evil disappears from here

(ORKO LAUGHS)

DREE ELLE: He-Man, mmm, you did it.

No, it was your song that made the difference.

You make beautiful music together.

TRAP JAW: Oh, rats.

CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man

KING RANDOR: And then, you recovered the Horn of EviI

and took care of Trap Jaw and CIawful?

ORKO: Yes, Your Majesty, with a lot of help

from some people.

Good job, Orko, you really came through.

Thanks, but I couldn't have done it without Dree EIIe.

And to show you how much I appreciate your help,

I have Avery special present for you.

Why, Orko, it's just like yours.

Uh-huh, and it can do all the same tricks. (LAUGHS)

Ah. Now, she's really in trouble.

What about me? What about me?

Oh, I haven't forgotten you.

Your joking around nearly destroyed Eternia.

I know, I'm sorry, Ork.

Even though you don't deserve it...

Here.

(GROWLS)

YUKKERS: Wow! Thanks, Orko.

Oh, don't mention it, I'm just glad

you're finally getting what you deserve.

YUKKERS: (CRIES) Hey, why'd you do that?

I just wanted you to see what it feels like

when you have someone play a joke on you.

But, it's no fun when the joke's on me.

You see, how do you think other people feel after your jokes?

Not so good, I guess.

DREE ELLE: Well, it's never too late to change, you know.

We can talk about it back in Trolla.

But we better leave now.

YUKKERS: Bye, Orko.

DREE ELLE: Bye, everybody. Bye, Orko.

Goodbye.

Bye, Orko.

Oh, no, I'm not falling forth at buzzer trick.

It's no trick, I've learned my lesson.

That's great.

Come back soon.

DREE ELLE: We will.

(BLOWS KISS)

(WHOOSHES)

(SIGHS)

Well, looks like Orko has really got it bad for Dree EIIe.

Well, whatever he's got, I hope it's not catching.

(ALL LAUGHING)

ORKO: In today's story, you saw what happened when Yukkers sneezed

and accidentally blew into the Horn of Evil.

He was just playing around and didn't mean to do anything wrong,

but the results were just as bad.

Of course, there aren't any Horns of Evil in your house,

but there are many things that can be just as dangerous.

Many people have been hurt because they were careless

and played with things like knives and matches and glasses and tools.

So, as He-Man always tells me,

playing is fine, but play it safe.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)