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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's first
marriage. Predicted sunny skies all
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through Monday.
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Yes, we've got him to thank for that.
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Or her.
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Oh, I meant God.
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I know, so did I. Our father, who art in
heaven, sounds like a man.
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Fair point, although created all life,
sounds like a woman.
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For Channel 7, I'm Mandy McAllister.
He's a man.
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So God's a woman.
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Come on, it's not that big a deal.
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It is a huge deal.
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Your comment seemed disrespectful of
God.
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And frankly, a little ignorant of the
scripture.
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Okay, you know what?
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I can't do this.
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I quit.
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What did he do?
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What did I do?
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We'll climb back into the low 70s
Saturday and Sunday. And then cold front
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number two rolls in.
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Sunday night.
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Can you believe that's who they replaced
me with? I mean, look at what she's
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wearing. You're not in a nightclub,
lady!
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She kind of looks like you. No, she
doesn't. We've got scattered storms
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the state from Houston all the way to
Dallas.
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You're pointing at Dallas. It's two
inches lower, you dummy.
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Which wasn't.
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New weather, girl. Nope.
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I bet everyone's going to love her, and
no one's even going to care that I'm
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gone. Oh, that ain't true.
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And besides, you'll find another job.
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It's not that easy, Georgie.
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I don't know. Just last week, Kelly with
an I didn't have a job, and now look at
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her.
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Mr. McAllister, wait up.
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You two planning anything fun tonight?
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Movie? Board game?
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Maybe a shower?
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I showered.
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Recently.
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She's fine. She don't stink.
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Thank you. But your legs are getting a
little bushy.
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Here's an interesting thing.
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Women started shaving their legs during
World War II because their nylon
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stockings were being used to make
parachutes.
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How was that helpful?
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I didn't say helpful. I said
interesting.
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The take of the job hunt is not going
well?
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Sent my tape to every station between
here and Houston. No one is biting.
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It's only been a few weeks. You just
gotta be patient.
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I don't need to be cheered up, I don't
need to be pitied, and I don't need to
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reminded of how hairy my legs are!
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So, I understand someone has a big
birthday coming up.
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Well, that's right, 21.
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Our boy is becoming a man.
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Planning anything fun, Amanda?
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Oh. Right.
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It's okay. I don't need a fuss.
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No, you got to do something.
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Mandy, what did you do for your 21st? I
don't remember.
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It was more than a decade ago.
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I'm serious.
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You ain't got to do nothing.
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No, it's a big birthday. Whatever you
want. I'm telling you. Pick something.
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How about shave your legs?
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Or wear nylons. They're available again.
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I can't do it. They'll recognize my
voice.
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I ain't calling the station to complain
about the new weather girl.
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No, you don't have to complain. Just say
that you miss me.
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Because I'm less of a whore.
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Sorry, not doing it. Thanks for nothing.
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Hey, I paid for six years of college and
don't charge you rent.
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Yeah, nothing else.
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Hello? Hi, Mandy. How are you?
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That's a rabbit hole you don't want to
go down.
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Understood. I just wanted to check in
and see what you were thinking for
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Georgie's birthday.
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Oh, um, he said he didn't want to do
anything.
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Really?
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Is it a surprise party?
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Is he in the room? If he is, just say,
what did Missy do now?
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No, there's no party. We're just going
to have a quiet evening at home.
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Oh. Well, if there's no party, I'd be
happy to cook him a birthday dinner.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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And he can have alcohol if he wants, but
no hard stuff. I'm not operating a
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speakeasy. Got it. I'll leave my
moonshine in the car.
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Very funny.
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Wasn't a joke. Bye.
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Relax. I don't drink moonshine.
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Hey, it's Missy.
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Oh, hey, what's up? How about I throw
Georgie a birthday party?
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My friend Jennifer's parents are gone
next week.
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We have the place to ourselves.
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You want to throw Georgie a party at
your friend's house?
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Yeah. I just need money for a couple
kegs.
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I am not buying you alcohol.
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I'm providing the venue.
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How about this? When you turn 21, I'll
throw you a big party.
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Like I want a 40 -year -old planning my
birthday party.
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I will be 37!
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I'm going to cut out a little early on
Wednesday. My mom's cooking me a
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dinner. Oh, I didn't know it was your
birthday.
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It's okay. You ain't got to get me
nothing.
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Ain't got to get me nothing.
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How about English lessons?
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It's your 21st, right?
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Yeah. And you're celebrating it at your
mother's?
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Yeah. Please tell me you're going to get
drunk after.
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No, but my mom said I could have a beer
with dinner.
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Georgie, going to a bar on your 21st
birthday is a rite of passage.
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Mandy's having a rough time. I don't
want to make her celebrate.
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Fine. I'm taking you out.
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Thanks. Awful dang kind of you.
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Awful dang.
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You do hear how other people talk,
right?
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What should we have for lunch?
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How about ice cream?
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I want ice cream.
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Let's have ice cream.
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Hey, I had a thought about Georgie's
birthday gift and wanted to run by you.
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Oh, crap.
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It's in two days.
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I know, I know.
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When are you going to get him? I was
thinking a silver money clip.
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Maybe taped like Texas.
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I don't know. He's pretty attached to
the stupid Velcro wallet.
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All right, I'll keep thinking.
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You better be thinking, too. He only
turns 21 once.
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I wish it had been before you had a
baby, but here we are.
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Thanks for pointing that out.
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Honey, I know you're having a tough
time, but it's a situation we're
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You know, Georgie would suck it up and
make a fuss.
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Make a fuss? Fine. Leave me alone.
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Did Cece have an ice cream for lunch?
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I'm a bad mother. I'm a bad wife.
Anything else?
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You're kind of a crappy daughter, too.
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700.
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L. There are three L's. Yep. Hey, get up
there. Close to 5 ,000 dollars.
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What are you doing?
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Your legs aren't that hairy.
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Thank you.
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What's going on with the pit?
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Hey. Hey.
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How was your job?
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Fine. So, listen, I was talking to
Reuben about my birthday, and he really
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to take me out for drinks.
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What about your mom's?
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We'll have dinner, and then I'll meet
with them afterwards.
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You don't have to come. It can just be a
guy's night.
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I'm free.
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Great. The more, the merrier. Well, hang
on. I thought you didn't want to do
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anything special.
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I know, but Reuben's really into it.
Well, then I should come, too.
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Sorry. Dudes only.
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Well, she can come if she wants, but...
You don't have to. No, I want to.
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Because I am a good wife and a good
mother and a good daughter.
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Okay.
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You're kind of a so -so sister.
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Happy birthday, dear Georgie.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Make a wish.
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Okay, champagne for me and the birthday
boy.
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Thank you.
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How about me? You make enough bad
choices without alcohol.
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A toast to my firstborn.
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I am so proud of you. I wish your dad
could be here to see all you've
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accomplished. A father, a husband, a
business owner, only 21.
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Cheers.
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Sorry, I thought you were done.
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Let me refill.
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Anyway, I am so excited to see what the
future holds. Happy birthday.
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Cheers.
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Thank you, Mom.
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Thanks, everybody.
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I always knew whatever you set your mind
to, you would achieve.
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That's what my parents used to say about
me.
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You'll find another job.
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And if not, you've got a great husband
to provide for you.
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Oh, me first.
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Dang.
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What is it?
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A Texas Shake money clip.
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And a solid silver.
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Thank you. This is perfect.
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Yeah, it just came to me.
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I've been sitting on this wallet since
seventh grade.
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It's going to be hard to give it up.
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Your turn, Mom. Well, this is a little
awkward now, but here.
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A new Velcro wallet. Cool.
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The birthday boy is here.
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Hey!
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Let me pour you a beer.
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Forget beer.
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Waitress, four shots of tequila.
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Really? Yeah, come on. It's a party.
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Okay. I'm going to put some songs in the
jukebox.
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See if they got any Aerosmith.
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It is your birthday.
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But no.
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Here you go.
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To the birthday boy.
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Think we're going to wait for Connor?
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Nope.
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Whee!
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Uh -oh.
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Well, look what the cat spit up.
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What happened?
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Well, I just puked a pepperoni pizza I
don't remember eating, so that's one
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thing.
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When you and Georgie came home, we heard
a lot of shouting.
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Really? You sounded pretty mad.
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Do you know what it was about?
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You don't know? Look at me. Do I look
like I know anything?
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Well, did you see him this morning?
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No, he left before I got up.
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Well, maybe we made up.
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He slept on the couch.
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Maybe we didn't.
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Got the toilet unclogged.
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Someone tried to flush this money clip.
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What? You tried to flush my birthday
present?
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You stole my idea.
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Well, I gotta talk to him.
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Don't you think you should find out some
more information first?
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Who's right? Who's wrong?
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These are important things to know if
you are gonna win this fight.
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Why does she have to win?
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Jim, not now.
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You're alive.
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Impressive.
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I need you to connect some dots for me.
Which dots?
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The ones between tequila shots and ten
minutes ago.
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That's a lot of dots.
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It was a lot of shots.
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What's the last thing you remember?
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Uh, he went over to the jukebox.
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Oh, that jukebox.
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A wasteland of classic rock. The Eagles.
What an overrated band.
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Hey, hey, Hogan.
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Right. A wasteland of classic rock.
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The Eagles. What an overrated band.
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I'm just saying, we've got all night.
Paint yourself.
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I don't have a job. I don't have to get
up tomorrow.
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What'd you choose? To walk away.
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Do whatever you want.
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Oh, I'm glad I have your permission.
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Oh, pool table's open. Who wants to
play? I do.
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Cool. Mandy, let's go play.
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Oh, I'm glad somebody wants to have fun.
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On behalf of my family, I apologize.
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She's just blowing off stains.
252
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Oh, crap.
253
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I'm the Turk.
254
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Hold on.
255
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She's been having a rough go of it.
256
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I really just hope this cheers her up.
257
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That makes it worse.
258
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It sure does.
259
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MacArthur Auto.
260
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,540
Oh, Ruben Good, it's Mandy.
261
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Georgie's not here. He's on a tow.
262
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:46,620
Is he mad at me?
263
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,060
I'm mad at you. You stabbed me with a
pool cue.
264
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,640
Please, I would never do that.
265
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:53,200
I have a bruise on my left nipple.
266
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,680
Well, what about Jordan? I don't know.
He didn't seem happy when you were on
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payphone. Payphone? Who would I have
called?
268
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:02,780
I have no idea. Although I would
recommend Alcoholics Anonymous.
269
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,760
Well, do you remember anything?
270
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We were playing pool.
271
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Well, I was playing pool.
272
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Come on, you wuss. Fight me.
273
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:18,680
Mandy, please. Somebody's going to get
hurt. Nobody's going to get hurt.
274
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Your shot.
275
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:30,530
Hey, one of those was
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mine. And it was delicious.
277
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Why are you being such a dick?
278
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,170
No, I'm not.
279
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Mandy.
280
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Fine.
281
00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:45,590
I stood up for what I believed in, and I
lost my job, and I was really good at
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that job.
283
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:47,329
You were.
284
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:48,350
Aw, thanks.
285
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You're good at your job, too.
286
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,450
Probably. I don't really know.
287
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:59,030
I worked so hard to get my career back,
and people were starting to recognize
288
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me.
289
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:03,590
Uh -huh.
290
00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:05,430
What did I say?
291
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:09,210
I don't know. You were mad. You were
sad. There was a hot girl at the bar.
292
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:10,210
do you want from me?
293
00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:12,290
Well, then what happened?
294
00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:13,490
I bought her a drink.
295
00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:14,890
Her name's Rebecca.
296
00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:16,110
She's a masseuse.
297
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,530
What happened to me?
298
00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:19,530
Oh, um...
299
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:23,710
Then I saw you on the pay phone in
Georgia being all mad.
300
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:27,630
I think I know who I called. Good for
you.
301
00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:29,050
I'm going to go ice my nipple.
302
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,530
Hello? Hey, Scott, it's Mandy.
303
00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,970
It's nice to hear from you during the
day.
304
00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:40,890
Oh, so I did call you last night. You
sure did.
305
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,790
Did I wake you up? You sure did.
306
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,830
Did I say anything embarrassing?
307
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,310
You sure did.
308
00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:51,150
Please. Please give me my job back.
309
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:55,610
I would get down on my knees, but the
floor here is so sticky and I'm wearing
310
00:15:55,610 --> 00:15:57,350
skirt. Who are you talking to?
311
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:58,930
Give me a sec. This is important.
312
00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:02,890
Come on. We've known each other a long
time.
313
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,430
Is that Scott?
314
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:05,850
It's a work call.
315
00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:11,510
You're drunk dialing your ex -boyfriend.
No, I'm drunk dialing my ex -boss.
316
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:12,930
Hang up the phone.
317
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,130
You hang up the phone.
318
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:15,790
Fine.
319
00:16:19,939 --> 00:16:21,460
Yeah, I was a little drunk.
320
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,960
It's okay.
321
00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:28,120
I hope Georgie knows there was nothing
inappropriate, except for you calling me
322
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,600
at home and waking me up and telling me
what you were wearing.
323
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,880
Sorry.
324
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,640
So, um, I'm a little fuzzy on the
details.
325
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,160
Did I get my job back?
326
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,440
You did not.
327
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,540
Yeah.
328
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,400
Hey.
329
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,700
Huh?
330
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:55,890
I wanted to apologize.
331
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,430
Kind of busy.
332
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:01,310
Look, I know last night got out of hand,
and I'm really sorry that I called
333
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:03,930
Scott, but I promise it was just to get
my job back.
334
00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:05,569
He told me that last night.
335
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,230
Oh.
336
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:09,569
So, I already apologized?
337
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,329
Yeah.
338
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,730
Well, then why are you still mad at me?
339
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:18,030
I'm not mad about the phone call. I'm
mad about what happened on the drive
340
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:21,690
Did I puke in your truck?
341
00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:23,930
In it, on it, around it.
342
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,250
I'm sorry.
343
00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:27,810
Are you sorry for anything else?
344
00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:29,010
I am.
345
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:32,410
Can you give me a hint?
346
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:37,650
Okay,
347
00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:40,070
I'll go. We can go.
348
00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:43,130
I can't wait to get this night over
with.
349
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:46,030
I was just trying to celebrate your
birthday.
350
00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:48,610
Tonight wasn't about my birthday. It was
about you.
351
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:53,090
Well, sorry. Not all of us have our
lives figured out at 21.
352
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,180
So now you're mad at my age?
353
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:59,180
Yes. It's a constant reminder of what a
failure I am.
354
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,840
False alarm. Where were we?
355
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,280
So you blew up your career. Start over.
356
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,820
This was the start over. I am 32.
357
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,280
I don't get more start overs.
358
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:15,860
Age don't matter.
359
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,100
That is a dumb thing only a 21 -year
-old would say.
360
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,980
So now I'm young and dumb?
361
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,240
Yes. And that makes me old and... Oh,
God.
362
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,240
All over you?
363
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,200
Like a vomit fire hose.
364
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,140
I'm really sorry.
365
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:32,660
Oh, forget it.
366
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:38,400
It's just that everything seems to come
so easy to you.
367
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:41,320
It ain't easy. I work my ass off.
368
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,440
Yeah, and you deserve all your success.
369
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,100
You do, too.
370
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,920
So what you didn't have it at 21?
371
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,580
If you had it, we would have never met
and there'd be no Cece.
372
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,240
You're right.
373
00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:01,000
Oh, here's your money clip. Next time
you're mad at me, don't flush it down
374
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
toilet.
375
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,620
I didn't flush it down the toilet.
376
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,880
So it was me?
377
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,660
Boy, I do not come off good in any of
these stories.
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