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One day, a very long time ago,
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there was a strange
flash of light.
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It appeared suddenly,
out of nowhere,
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covering the entire world.
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[GEN]
In the blink of an eye,
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that wave of light turned every
man, woman, and child to stone.
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Afterwards, everything
began to collapse.
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Buildings decayed into rubble,
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and over time, all traces of
civilization disappeared.
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What humanity had
spent millennia building
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was gone forever.
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What a shame!
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However, there was one man
who refused to give up.
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Though he was petrified,
he never lost consciousness.
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He figured that
the date and time
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were far too important
to lose track of,
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so he stayed awake, counting
the seconds one by one.
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He's one ad-bay dude!
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That man, you know him.
It's our friend, Senku!
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And one summer day,
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thousands of years after
humankind was petrified,
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Senku woke up, all alone.
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He found himself in an
empty, primitive Earth.
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Now, I probably
would've just died
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from shock right then and there,
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but since Senku is a brilliant
scientist with an amazing mind,
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he figured out how to make his
own food, clothing, and shelter.
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[GEN] Eventually, he
developed the miracle fluid
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that could undo
the petrification.
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Senku is so awesome!
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[BOY A]
I want to be just like him!
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Wow. You kids certainly
do love him, don't you?
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I know, let's hear a word from
our antastic-fay leader.
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He must have some
wisdom to share.
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Well, Senku?
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[SENKU] What can I say,
that was absolutely riveting.
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I mean, how could I hope
to top all of that?
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Your super stone world
foundation story was epic.
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Just trying to hold
back my tears.
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So, Gen, maybe you should
quit running your mouth
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and put your hands to work.
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[laughs]
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Got me. I admit, I was
procrastinating a bit.
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[GEN snickers]
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Anyway, before long,
he used the miracle fluid
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to bring back this super
tough guy named Tsukasa.
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We live in the stone world now--
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a paradise that hasn't
been ruined by greed.
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I think we should only revive
the young and pure-hearted,
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and make sure that we
keep this world natural
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and not owned by anyone.
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This is our chance
to purify humanity.
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Don't you agree with me, Senku?
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No, I don't. That speech
didn't move me one millimeter.
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I'm going use the awesome
power of science
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to rescue every last person.
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[GEN] To put it lightly, this
was an ajor-may disagreement.
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So, while Tsukasa is all like,
"Let's build a new world!"
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and revived the strongest
people to join him,
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Senku decided to build
a kingdom of science
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right here in this village
in order to fight him.
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[CHILDREN gasp]
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[BOY A]
The kingdom of science rules!
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[BOY B]
Tsukasa stinks!
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By the way, Senku,
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the reason we worked so
quickly on the cell phone
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was so we could execute a
preemptive strike on Tsukasa.
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We should get
moving soon, right?
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Spring's around the corner
and they're gonna come knocking,
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so what's next?
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What's next?
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Well, we gotta finish our
ridiculously awesome
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science project and
make this super item.
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And what is this super item?
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It's gonna take
agility and speed
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to defeat the Tsukasa empire.
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That's why we'll need
plenty of humanity's
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greatest survival
science creation.
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We're whippin' up
some space food!
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--Huh?
--Space food?
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What's that?
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[GEN]
Yep, here we go again!
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Senku's got another craft
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that could never exist
in the stone world.
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[KASEKI chuckling]
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So, what is "space"?
I was wondering.
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Up there. It's that bad place
way, way above the sky!
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Woo-hoo!
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I'm starting to
get excited again.
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I can barely contain myself!
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But it's just food,
though, right?
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Kinda. But with an upgrade.
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We're making our favorite
foxtail millet ramen
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battle ready.
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[OTHERS gasp]
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Ooh, me! I can help you, Senku!
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I want ramen so bad right now!
Really! Like, super bad!
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Ginro, calm down,
this is serious.
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Okay, but why do
we need this, uh,
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"space ramen" for the battle?
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Is the plan of attack to launch
lots of steaming hot bowls of it
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at the enemy?
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Good guess, but I doubt
it's that, Father.
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Ah!
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There isn't any gravity
way up in space--
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not to mention any room or
time to sit down for a meal.
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This stuff is quick to prepare
and mega-nutritious.
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It's also small, light,
and ultra-portable.
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I'm talking about
the ridiculously
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well-thought-out scientific
delicacy that is space food.
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I see.
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Tsukasa won't attack
in the winter
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partly because he
wants more men,
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but that's not the only
reason for him to wait.
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[SENKU]
It's a pretty obvious problem.
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In this stone world,
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an ice-cold winter battlefield
is a frozen version of hell.
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But to us, that's
just another hurdle
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we can clear by using science.
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Once we develop a
warm, proper meal
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that we can prepare instantly,
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then we'll have a ten
billion percent advantage.
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A winter battle's
ultimate weapon.
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[SUIKA] Warm science food is
gonna keep us powered up.
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It'll give our bodies and our
spirits the boost we need!
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[CHROME]
Space food sounds baad!
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[SENKU] This is it,
the final super item we need
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for our attack on
the Tsukasa empire.
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Let's get started!
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Ha! Leave it to us to
make the ramen, Senku!
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Now that everyone in the
village has come together,
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we can be more efficient
than ever before.
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Yeah! The maker team's
gotta keep up with you,
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so we're gonna have to
build some kinda machine
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to turn regular ramen
into space ramen!
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How will that work, exactly?
Looks like you have a plan.
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We're gonna vacuum the ramen.
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Take all the air out,
just like before.
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[KASEKI] Ah! Like when we
built the cell phones.
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Those vacuum tubes were
a real pain in the neck.
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Wait, did you say vacuum
the ramen? I'm lost.
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[chuckles]
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[SENKU, CHROME yelp]
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Okay, this batch
of ramen is done!
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[GINRO gasps]
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Now, we just gotta put it in
some bowls and soup's on!
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Not true. That won't
be necessary.
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We're gonna be freezing
it all solid.
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[ALL gasp]
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[GINRO]
It's cold,
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so why do we have to freeze
all this delicious ramen?
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[KINRO]
The rules are the rules.
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Stop your whining
and get to work, Ginro!
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So this is space ramen?
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Not quite. It's just
frozen right now.
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The goal is to lighten
the hell outta this stuff
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so our troops can be super
well-fed while on the go.
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[GEN] You want to "lighten
the ramen"?
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You mean--?
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Oh, yeah. You know it.
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We're making cup noodles.
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This'll be the birth of freeze-
dried food in the stone world.
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[GEN]
Freeze-dried, huh?
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I mean, I've heard
of it, of course,
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but how exactly are we
supposed to do that?
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[SENKU]
Just like it sounds.
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By literally freezing it
and then drying it.
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That's really all
there is to it.
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When you freeze food, the
moisture inside turns to ice.
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[GEN] Yeah, obviously.
I get that part. So then what?
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[SENKU] Then, you put the
frozen food in a vacuum,
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and the total lack of air
in the environment
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will sublimate the ice.
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Poof! Turning it
directly into vapor.
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Thus, completely
drying out the food,
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which makes it ultra-tiny
and lightweight.
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All this stuff is way
too complicated for me.
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So how exactly do we
pull off the "poof" part?
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[chuckles]
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Well, that's where the
maker team comes in.
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Ha-ha! Our team's done it again!
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Yo, check this!
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We went through hell to make
our water wheel before,
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but we were able to use it here
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to power our
freeze-drying machine!
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[ALL gasp]
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I'm impressed, Chrome
and Kaseki, way to go!
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Everything we have is
made by using things
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we all built together
with Senku.
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[SENKU] Yeah. That's the
same thing humanity did.
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Working away for thousands
and thousands of years.
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That's science.
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[VILLAGERS chattering]
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Feast your eyes, everyone!
Freeze-dried ramen acquired!
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Hell yeah! Hold on,
what is that stuff?
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Well, it does look
small and lightweight.
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But, uh, it looks
totally disgusting.
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Like it's all tough and spongy.
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[chuckles] Yeah? Just watch.
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[GIRLS gasp, chuckle]
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[KOHAKU] Can you actually
eat that, though?
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Fine, I'll be the guinea pig!
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Science users are
naturally brave people.
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We're not afraid to
try out new things.
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You've said something
like that before.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure
you just wanna
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eat the ramen before we do.
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So good!
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So bad!
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And I mean that in the
best way possible--
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it's so steamy and delicious!
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[CHROME]
Here ya go.
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[inaudible]
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[MAGMA laughs]
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Can hardly believe I can
fight with one hand
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and eat with the other!
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Oh, yeah, it's arvelous-may.
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However, doing them each
separately may be a good idea.
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I really don't want
anyone to get hurt.
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[SENKU]
Hm?
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We can't avoid fighting
them anymore, can we?
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Nobody's going to die, if that's
what you're worried about.
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The condition for a kingdom
of science victory
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is actually remarkably simple.
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We just wanna capture the
cave with the miracle fluid
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so we can revive everyone.
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By using our cell phones
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to connect with my friends
on the other side,
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we can do it all without
spilling a single drop of blood.
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[KASEKI]
Senku, are you positive
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that these friends of
yours are actually safe?
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They've been embedded with
the enemy army the whole time.
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Sounds dangerous to me.
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Relax. I don't have one
millimeter of worry.
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They're fine, I'm sure.
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There's no way
Taiju and Yuzuriha
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would let themselves
croak that easily.
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[gasps] I wonder
what they're like.
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They're Senku's
friends, after all.
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They're probably super
smart, just like him!
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Who the hell are these guys?!
They look nothing like that!
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Taiju's a simpleton who
handles all the brawny stuff!
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Huh?! You gotta be kidding me!
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[music playing]
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[LILLIAN]
♪ I know that times are tough ♪
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♪ Just down and out ♪
247
00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:55,532
♪ Putting my faith
in tomorrow ♪
248
00:12:55,615 --> 00:12:58,452
♪ I am ready to go, but... ♪
249
00:12:58,535 --> 00:13:01,621
That song's like the constant
background music, huh?
250
00:13:01,705 --> 00:13:03,415
Wow. Who'd've thought?
251
00:13:03,498 --> 00:13:06,335
Dear Lillian's still
the world's diva.
252
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,837
Even in this age,
everyone's in love.
253
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,464
I could never get
tired of a voice
254
00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:12,341
that was so full of beauty.
255
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,676
I think Tsukasa's army
should get to hear
256
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,428
her beautiful singing, too.
257
00:13:16,511 --> 00:13:19,264
It's so beautiful,
it's making me cry!
258
00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:20,724
Hey, maybe if they did hear it,
259
00:13:20,807 --> 00:13:23,226
they would decide to throw
their weapons away.
260
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:25,103
Although I wish that
were the case,
261
00:13:25,187 --> 00:13:28,231
the song is way too familiar
to people from our age.
262
00:13:28,315 --> 00:13:30,025
So I don't think it
alone will be enough
263
00:13:30,108 --> 00:13:31,943
to bring them to their knees.
264
00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:35,739
Besides, with this
audio quality...
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00:13:35,822 --> 00:13:37,949
Wait, the audio quality.
266
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[LILLIAN] ♪ I'll be thinking of
the same thing I always do ♪
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♪ Always you ♪
268
00:13:56,051 --> 00:14:00,389
Just come up already.
Tell me what you want.
269
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,938
Heya.
270
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,523
Sorry, but I didn't want
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00:14:09,606 --> 00:14:12,484
the innocent, pure-hearted
ones to hear this.
272
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:14,611
Kinro and Kokuyo
wouldn't approve.
273
00:14:14,695 --> 00:14:15,904
[chuckles]
274
00:14:15,987 --> 00:14:18,824
I can sense an underhanded
scheme brewing here.
275
00:14:18,907 --> 00:14:21,326
Well, you know me.
276
00:14:23,286 --> 00:14:26,540
[GEN] All we need is the record
and our pair of cell phones.
277
00:14:26,623 --> 00:14:28,834
With my plan, we can defeat
the Tsukasa empire
278
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:33,380
and save seven billion people
with a bloodless siege.
279
00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:36,675
But if God really
is watching us...
280
00:14:37,634 --> 00:14:40,804
...then surely Ishigami
Senku and Asagiri Gen
281
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will be keeping each other
company in hell forever.
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00:14:45,559 --> 00:14:47,894
I'm not worried.
283
00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:50,272
God hasn't been a part
of the world of science
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00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:53,233
for practically ten
billion years.
285
00:14:53,316 --> 00:14:56,611
So whatcha got, eh, mentalist?
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[GEN]
Sorry, but I didn't want
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00:15:04,745 --> 00:15:07,622
the innocent, pure-hearted
ones to hear this.
288
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,542
Kinro and Kokuyo
wouldn't approve.
289
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:11,918
[SENKU]
I can sense...
290
00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:15,839
It sounds like Senku and Gen
are meeting in secret?
291
00:15:15,922 --> 00:15:19,551
Quiz time! Can you name the
key to the Tsukasa empire?
292
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:22,346
Which of the following three
options is the unifying force
293
00:15:22,429 --> 00:15:24,848
that holds the people
within it together?
294
00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:28,393
A: Food.
B: Hot chicks.
295
00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:31,229
C: Tsukasa himself.
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00:15:31,313 --> 00:15:32,731
C, obviously.
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[GEN]
Bingo! Ten billion points!
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Tsukasa himself.
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00:15:37,194 --> 00:15:40,113
He was already a charismatic,
popular celebrity,
300
00:15:40,197 --> 00:15:44,409
thanks to his "strongest
primate high-schooler" title.
301
00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:48,121
So what I think, is that in
order to break them apart,
302
00:15:48,205 --> 00:15:50,874
we simply need to enlist
a celebrity of our own.
303
00:15:50,957 --> 00:15:55,003
Someone who's as famous
and popular as Tsukasa.
304
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:58,382
Hey! I'm Lillian
Weinberg, y'all.
305
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:02,302
[CHROME] A woman's voice?
From that record!
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00:16:02,386 --> 00:16:03,887
[coughs]
307
00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:05,430
Not bad, eh?
308
00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:08,642
I can fake it somewhat.
Far from perfect, though.
309
00:16:08,725 --> 00:16:12,479
You know, that was close.
Very close, actually.
310
00:16:12,562 --> 00:16:14,856
Even so, it's still ten
billion percent obvious
311
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,401
that you're a dude,
so that's a problem.
312
00:16:17,484 --> 00:16:20,570
Yes. It is.
313
00:16:20,654 --> 00:16:22,781
However, hearing it over a phone
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00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:25,075
with poor sound
quality like ours...
315
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,744
[gasps]
316
00:16:27,828 --> 00:16:30,831
[SENKU] And with the voice on
the record as authentication.
317
00:16:30,914 --> 00:16:33,667
[GEN]
Bingo! A hundred billion points!
318
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,335
[CHROME]
What are they talking about?
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00:16:35,419 --> 00:16:36,628
They'll hear the raw power
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00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:38,964
of Lillian's live singing
over the phone.
321
00:16:39,047 --> 00:16:41,299
A voice so unmistakably
ovley-lay,
322
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:42,884
it could only belong to her.
323
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,262
Well, yeah, it does
belong to her.
324
00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:46,972
They won't have a choice.
325
00:16:47,055 --> 00:16:49,433
They'll have to believe
that Lillian's alive
326
00:16:49,516 --> 00:16:51,935
on the other end of the line.
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00:16:53,437 --> 00:16:56,440
From America, this is
Lillian Weinberg.
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00:16:56,523 --> 00:16:58,608
People of Japan, please listen.
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00:16:58,692 --> 00:17:01,278
The world hasn't
really collapsed.
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In fact, the United States
has already recovered.
331
00:17:04,573 --> 00:17:08,243
Help is on the way to Japan,
so please stand by.
332
00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:09,786
I see.
333
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:12,205
You'll deceive everyone on the
other side with false hope,
334
00:17:12,289 --> 00:17:16,293
offered by a zombie Lillian
created to tell a big, fat lie.
335
00:17:16,376 --> 00:17:17,794
[chuckles]
336
00:17:17,878 --> 00:17:22,132
Oh, yeah, we're definitely gonna
wind up in hell for this.
337
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,592
Okay, got it.
338
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:26,303
We'll settle the details later.
Let's go with that plan.
339
00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:28,472
That quick?! No way!
340
00:17:29,473 --> 00:17:34,895
Ah! "Got it," huh? Well,
I don't get it at all!
341
00:17:37,564 --> 00:17:40,025
I think you're gonna need to
spell out the plan from the top,
342
00:17:40,108 --> 00:17:42,736
mentalist, real slow.
343
00:17:42,819 --> 00:17:44,196
Step by step, then.
344
00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:47,115
One: Get the phone to
Taiju and Yuzuriha.
345
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:49,576
Two: They show it
to Tsukasa's army.
346
00:17:49,659 --> 00:17:52,162
And three: We play
them Lillian's song.
347
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,789
Then, the trick.
348
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,166
Howdy! Calling from America.
349
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:58,919
The world hasn't actually
collapsed, y'all.
350
00:17:59,002 --> 00:18:00,295
[SENKU chuckles]
351
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,172
They think the old
world's been destroyed
352
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,840
and every country wiped out.
353
00:18:03,924 --> 00:18:05,217
That's the only reason
they're following
354
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,885
their great leader, Tsukasa.
355
00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:09,346
Well, to be fair,
it was destroyed.
356
00:18:09,429 --> 00:18:11,556
But if they think that
America's back in action
357
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,183
and help is on the way,
358
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,977
then that'll change
their entire calculus.
359
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,105
Once the bulk of Tsukasa's
army has switched
360
00:18:18,188 --> 00:18:21,441
from his side to ours, we
coordinate using our cell phones
361
00:18:21,525 --> 00:18:23,151
and conquer them
in one swift move,
362
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,320
without spilling
a drop of blood.
363
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,030
[chuckles]
364
00:18:27,114 --> 00:18:29,574
Wait, won't they figure out
you lied at that point?
365
00:18:29,658 --> 00:18:30,701
Yeah, but who cares?
366
00:18:30,784 --> 00:18:32,202
With Tsukasa and Hyoga down,
367
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,996
we can worry about sorting
the rest of the mess out later.
368
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,540
Leave it to the
mentalist to come up
369
00:18:36,623 --> 00:18:39,334
with a ten billion percent
underhanded plan like that.
370
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,253
So exciting!
371
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:45,048
[GEN] Naturally, everyone
in the Tsukasa empire
372
00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:46,258
is going to hate our guts
373
00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:48,844
for playing such a
cruel trick on them.
374
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:51,138
There's no helping it, though.
375
00:18:51,221 --> 00:18:54,516
Keep this a secret from the
rest of the villagers, okay?
376
00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:55,892
I don't think we
need any villains
377
00:18:55,976 --> 00:18:58,895
besides the two of
us old-worlders.
378
00:19:02,983 --> 00:19:04,568
[CHROME]
Sure, great idea.
379
00:19:04,651 --> 00:19:07,279
Except now that you've told me,
I'm an accomplice.
380
00:19:07,362 --> 00:19:10,282
Hey, you were the one who barged
in on our private conversation.
381
00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:12,325
Quite literally.
382
00:19:13,201 --> 00:19:16,288
Well, I'll be the one carrying
out the plan, anyway.
383
00:19:16,371 --> 00:19:17,581
You'll need a technician on hand
384
00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:20,500
to set up that giant-ass
cell phone, won't you?
385
00:19:20,584 --> 00:19:23,879
They'll recognize you. Not me.
386
00:19:33,764 --> 00:19:36,224
[CHROME] We'll go to hell
together--the three of us.
387
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:41,104
But in exchange, we'll save
seven billion people.
388
00:20:07,047 --> 00:20:10,801
[SENKU] All right, mission
team's set and ready to go.
389
00:20:10,884 --> 00:20:13,095
Three people with three jobs.
390
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,055
Chrome, the engineer.
391
00:20:15,138 --> 00:20:16,932
Magma, the hauler.
392
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,393
And Gen, the guide.
393
00:20:19,476 --> 00:20:22,771
Huh. Seems like there's a
problem you're forgetting.
394
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:26,692
The Tsukasa army scout, Homura.
395
00:20:26,775 --> 00:20:28,610
From the lack of snow
on the branches,
396
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,696
I think it's safe to assume
she's been keeping watch
397
00:20:30,779 --> 00:20:32,239
from that hill over there.
398
00:20:32,322 --> 00:20:34,116
You can see that?
399
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,701
How's that possible?
400
00:20:35,784 --> 00:20:37,411
Smart place to watch from.
401
00:20:37,494 --> 00:20:40,956
It's right on the path between
here and the Tsukasa empire.
402
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,583
If they find out we're
planning a preemptive strike,
403
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:46,545
or even worse, learn that we
managed to create a cell phone,
404
00:20:46,628 --> 00:20:48,171
then it's all over.
405
00:20:48,255 --> 00:20:50,257
[gasps] What if we have
the team set out
406
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,466
in the middle of the night?
407
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,635
We're carrying vacuum
tubes, though.
408
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:55,971
If we trip in the dark,
then they'll break.
409
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,472
Think you could outrun her?
410
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,433
Hauling all this stuff? No way!
411
00:20:59,516 --> 00:21:01,351
And Homura is rather ast-fay.
412
00:21:01,435 --> 00:21:03,395
An easy fix.
413
00:21:03,478 --> 00:21:06,023
We're gonna lure the empire's
scout away from her position
414
00:21:06,106 --> 00:21:08,275
with the help of a
super science gadget.
415
00:21:08,358 --> 00:21:11,903
While she's distracted,
the mission team moves.
416
00:21:11,987 --> 00:21:15,240
[CHROME] And what exactly is
this super science gadget?
417
00:21:15,323 --> 00:21:17,075
[SENKU] If you run
electricity through water,
418
00:21:17,159 --> 00:21:19,828
it sends hydrogen and
oxygen bubbling out.
419
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:23,457
The mixed gas you get is
called a detonating gas.
420
00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:26,084
Use it to inflate a deer
bladder like a balloon
421
00:21:26,168 --> 00:21:27,669
and you've got yourself a weapon
422
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:31,631
that'll make a wimpy explosion
but a ridiculously loud nose.
423
00:21:31,715 --> 00:21:35,260
In other words, a sonic bomb.
424
00:21:37,471 --> 00:21:40,682
Right, here we go.
Time for our preemptive strike.
425
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,977
Detonate... sonic bombs.
426
00:21:53,528 --> 00:21:55,530
Move! Now! The other side!
427
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,282
Go!
428
00:22:01,203 --> 00:22:05,540
[SENKU] We're bringing the
battle to the Tsukasa empire.
429
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:08,960
The epic Stone Wars
are about to begin.
430
00:22:10,712 --> 00:22:12,381
[SENKU]
This is exhilarating.
431
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:14,174
Get excited!
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