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Oh, hey, she's here. She's here. She's here.

Hey.

Hey. Oh, hey, guys.

Oh, it's really good to see you.

Yeah, me too.

Thanks for letting me stay here a last minute. Anytime. Anytime.

It's not that big a deal. Well, come on. What?

Come on. Wait, I was going to read some passages out of the Torah for her like I

used to to make her feel better. No, no, no. We're going to have girl time. Girl

time to make her feel better.

Are you serious?

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Don't need any good wholesome fun.

I'm so glad that you're able to come over here. You definitely did not

the way he treated you.

Dude, I'm just, like, so done with all that shit. I can't do it anymore.

No, I feel you. That guy needs to move on. You need better.

Let me help you here.

You need a better man.

If only I could find one, right?

Right. So you stay here as long as you need.

Relax. I appreciate you guys so much. Thank you. Of course.

That's what we're here for.

I feel so good.

I know, but you need a little relax.

We should...

Do a girl's day.

I agree.

Yay. Go to the beach.

Yeah. Get your nails done. Get some food.

I agree. Like, your mood's changing already.

Why don't you get comfortable? I'm in my undies. Take those pants off.

I love being in my undies.

My brother won't mind, right?

No, no, no. Cool.

I mean, this is both of your rooms, so. You're about to look at us anyway, so.

Why would he care?

You're right.

Reasons he's out there and we're in here.

Oh, my God. If he comes in here, I'm going to be so mad at him.

Lay down. Lay down.

Get comfy.

Relax.

So much tension.

I know. There's so much in there. I don't even think you're going to be able

get it out. He really fucked you up. Dude, I'm telling you, it's been...

Too long. Yeah. Two years too long, man.

You did too long.

Oh,

your hands feel really good.

I really do feel better already. This helped a lot.

I knew it would. You don't mean any of that whatever bullshit he was trying to

read with you.

That's not going to help anything.

I haven't gotten my butt touched in a long time.

Whoa.

It's okay.

It's okay. This is all just to help you relax.

Okay. I just promise it will help.

Are you sure? Like, what if my

brother walks in? Won't he be, like, weirded out?

No, he'll be fine. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Okay, this is crazy,

but okay.

I promise.

Just trust me. Just trust me. Okay, I do trust you.

Just relax.

Now wave. Look at the craziness.

Finally. Yeah.

I'm just so scared he's going to walk in. No, he's not.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Let's just take these tops off and get more comfortable.

Just trust me. That's why we closed the door.

You're right. He's always out there with that stupid buggy. Exactly.

You have tension everywhere.

You can feel all of that.

You know what? I'll just take it all off.

Completely naked.

Completely naked. You know what? I'm down with it. Our most relaxed form.

you're so right. This is so much better.

I told you.

My bad.

I have another thing that will definitely help.

What? More surprises.

Yes. Oh, my.

Oh. I leave this here because it helps me relax.

I have one of those.

Yes. See? You know what I'm talking about.

You know what I'm talking about.

Hold on. I got to get it to the right setting.

It does have a lot of stuff. I know.

See,

at least you know.

Now you're going to trust me more because I'm just pulling out all the

things that you have.

Relax.

Thank you.

Yeah, I'm really, really happy.

I'm happy.

I told you I knew how to help.

Oh, my God.

I'm trying not to be.

Oh, my God.

I haven't gotten this much attention in so long. You needed it. I could tell.

You really needed this.

Yes, that'll help even more.

Let it go, let it go.

Oh my god.

It's easiest with all my brother's friends.

Oh, my God.

You know, I've never been with a girl before.

Never? Never.

Oh, my God.

Well, I definitely know how to make you more relaxed than I am. Oh, my God.

I'm just helping your sister. I told you

She was in anguish. She's fine. That's the part of it. We're relaxing her. What

are you doing here? Go away.

This is my room. You're fucking my sister.

We're raising the anxious levels. Calm it down.

You need to relax.

I can't show my brother.

Believe me, I already saw it. He's already saw everything.

I'm not going to be able to forget. No.

It's in there. Lay down.

We're here to make you relax. It's in there, just like that time at Cub

I'm okay with you, but, like, him, he needs to go.

No, he's just going to sit right here.

He's going to sit right there? Yeah, he's just going to sit right here. You

me to sit and watch?

Yes. It's all part. You guys don't trust me. It's all part of it. Come on. I'm

starting not to. No.

It's okay. I swear.

This is, um.

He's going to sit right there.

Is this what you do? Is this a trick? Are you a fucking pervert? I'm not the

in here fucking my. Listen, I would be a pervert if I was the one that Kate

brought you in here.

I'm sorry. I thought we were going to go and have a nice evening and watch a

little Netflix, maybe order a pizza.

No, you're trying to read me that stupid book.

Listen, that was the Lord's words.

I'm trying to do God's work here, and you're fucking my girlfriend. My

girlfriend's fucking you. I feel like you're playing matchmaker. I feel like

put us on track.

No, no, this is all my idea.

It might be.

I'm here to relax.

Well, I don't feel relaxed.

I feel very... Sit down and you will.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I'm fucking doing this. This is fucking insane.

No, it's okay. I left one crazy and now I'm in another crazy.

No, I told you we are not crazy.

Oh, my God. Didn't it feel good?

It... Okay. It looked like it felt good. I'm not going to lie. You made me feel

way better than my boyfriend. Thank you. Now, can we all go back to what we were

doing? We can really have decisions.

Yes. I feel...

It's part of it as well. Hey, I'm with you. I feel a little weird myself.

Now he'll know that you truly are relaxing. It's going to make

really awkward.

No.

It'll be fine.

Oh, my God. It's okay.

If this is the only way you're going to keep going, then... It's okay.

Okay.

Jesus Christ.

I feel like I have to cover up.

No. No, let it go.

It's okay.

I don't feel as weird looking at you, at least.

You can still do stuff to me.

What? Yes. You want me to do stuff to you in front of my sister? Well, I'm the

threesome. What is going on? Oh, my God.

You don't have to touch me. You're not touching me, dude. I'm not touching you.

Bro, I swear to God. I'm not touching you.

At all.

I know.

Okay,

that's not fair.

I am trying.

He's going to be a whole body's length away from you. I'm in the middle of it.

This is less awkward.

Much less awkward.

A whole body, not a ruler. It's more than a ruler.

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

I'm gonna get another little hydra bucket.

Oh my God.

Oh,

that's so fucking hot.

Yeah.

Kind of good.

Oh god.

You come here.

Bye bye.

to do this yes but we're all more relaxed I definitely am fuck

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Ah, look at her go.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh,

God, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Get your asses close together. Here we come.

Jesus Christ, I had no idea how freaky you were.

I was a little worried about you moving in and not so much now.

You shouldn't be worried about anything now. Are we going to read the Torah or

what? Fuck no.

That's what it was called? Let's just do this again.