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I'm 21 from the Valley, and I have what you might consider rich parents.

They bought me a small mansion in L .A. for my 18th birthday.

I didn't want to live in it all alone, so I started looking for housemates, and

after a while, I found a couple I thought would be great to live with.

Hi, guys. Welcome.

Oh, my God.

Get in here. Hello.

So good to see you. I assume you're April.

Yes, April. I'm Donnie.

Nice to meet you. This is my girlfriend, Gianna. Wow, so handsy.

Yeah. Do you like my place?

I love it. The place is amazing.

Yeah, I like it too. My parents actually bought it for me. I'm super loaded.

Okay. Do you want a tour?

Absolutely. Show us around.

Yeah.

This is our living room.

We're super loaded. These are my clothes.

Wow. So pretty.

What do you think?

I love it. I love the roses.

Yeah. It's really so beautiful.

Fluffy, huh?

They sure are, yeah. Super fluffy.

This place is amazing. I have a ton of stuff.

Yeah? I have these flowers.

Whoa, you got all this yourself?

Well, my parents bought it for me. Remember, I'm loaded.

Oh, right, yeah. Super rich. So, come over here.

We have this sitting area for you to sit down and do whatever you want here.

Okay, great.

This place is amazing.

Yeah, you could pop open a book sometimes.

Uh -huh.

Ooh, interesting.

Very cool. I love to read.

Oh, yeah, we like to read, too. Yeah, we love to read.

I always have my nose in a book. Yeah.

I have my nose all over the place.

Do you guys want to check out the pool or what's up? Yeah, let's check out the

pool for sure. Okay, let's go. It's so pretty.

You think so?

This is my pool.

Wow. Yeah.

You know, the real estate agent actually said Waka Waka lives next door.

What? And actually, I'm not kidding about that either. What? That's true.

That is amazing. Maybe we'll run into him.

I know. Let's hope.

This is the neighborhood of Rachel.

Yes, it is.

Oh, you're lucky.

So hot outside. It really is, right?

Makes you want to take a dip in the pool, huh? How is it? Is it warm?

Yeah,

it's super warm.

Feels good. Yeah, that's going to be amazing.

Yeah.

Huh. He's a cool boy.

Not even doing his job right. Yeah. It's kind of dirty.

Hey, you know what?

Maybe we can decide that's going to be someone's chores.

Someone's chores. Yeah.

Yeah. That's perfect.

Okay.

Oh, yeah. This place is so sweet. Maybe we need a chores list.

We'll come back over here, guys. All right. Yeah.

How do you say the cabana?

I love cabanas.

Is that banana?

It's beautiful.

I know, right? Yeah, this place is so nice.

So nice.

It's so fun to be outside.

Yeah, it really is.

It's amazing.

And the hot tub. It's a bit too hot for the hot tub.

Yeah, it's too hot. This is so pretty.

All of this cool is so nice.

Good times for sure.

Yeah, absolutely.

Cool.

Jump in.

I do come when I jump in. Same.

Yeah. What if I just get my toe in?

Ooh,

water's a little bit lower than I thought. Yeah, I was going to say, it's

drop down there. It's kind of a long drop. Yeah. It's kind of a long drop. Uh

-huh. We've got a rubber duck in there.

I know, but I want to go to that pool.

Okay, cool.

This is my pool.

Nice. I love it.

In the cabana, you like the cabana. I love the cabana. I love the backyard. I

love the pool. It's amazing.

This place is great.

It's the perfect spot to just chill.

Yeah.

Do you want to show us the rest of the house?

Yeah.

Yeah. You probably want to see the kitchen.

Oh, I love to cook. I love to cook. Come on, let's go see the kitchen.

That's why I make such a good roommate a lot of the time, because I love to

cook. Oh, interesting.

This is my kitchen.

Wow.

Beautiful.

You're so rich.

All my vines are stained with steel.

You're so rich.

And you have a pantry.

I have a huge pantry.

Do you have a private chef?

Yes. It's the same chef that does Kylie Jenner's house. Oh my god.

Did you see that TikTok the other day where the Postmates guy lied to me? That

was crazy. That was a real creepy of him.

You think so?

Yeah. Because he lied about the whole thing.

Oh, he lied about the whole thing? I missed it.

I could cook a lot of stuff in this kitchen.

Oh. I feel like you don't really know how to cook, but it's okay. We can teach

you.

Yeah, that's true. You're so rich.

Do you know how to cook? What kind of stuff?

Oh, yeah.

Like the cauliflower.

What did you call it? The pasta?

The chickpea pasta.

Are you gluten -free?

Yes, yes.

That's so healthy. Yeah, it's really awesome for me.

That works out really well, I'm sure.

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Oh, there's a lot of stuff in here.

Wow. It's like my spoon.

Yeah. You have really cool stuff.

You've got all this stuff.

Your parents bought everything for you. All my parents bought everything for me.

You don't have a job. I don't work.

I only play.

Oh, perfect, yeah.

I only play. That's awesome.

Do you want to see the rest of the house? I immediately started to hit it

with both of them. So it was a clear choice.

We lived like that for a few months until COVID hit and we couldn't go out

anymore. We all got hornier by the day. And after a few days, we sat together at

the lunch table and they started talking about sex and how they miss it.

A few minutes of just talking about it go by and one of them starts talking

about a story he read somewhere online about a free youth roommate and

that I could become one of them in exchange for them doing all my chores.

No problem at all.

Okay.

Donnie, are you with a Y or an IE?

IE.

I totally thought it was wine.

No.

We've been dating for so long.

Yeah, what the hell?

So, okay.

What do you like to do, April, as far as chores? I like to have fun.

I don't like chores.

So you don't do anything?

No, I don't like chores. I know what I can do. I can organize the mail. I'm

at that.

Are you going to pay the bills, too?

You're the rich one. Shipping and receiving.

More receiving than anything.

That sounds like a fake chore.

Okay, Donnie obviously does the trash. Trash, yep.

Cleans pool.

Yeah, I can do some cooking as well. I like to cook. Yeah, cook.

Okay. And prep.

And prep. And he cleans up after. Okay, we already got clean.

Yeah. Well, let's just put cleaning in general. He can do all the cleaning.

like all the cleaning? Yeah.

Donnie can also clean up the dog poop.

Yeah, that's no problem.

I have another chore.

He can clean the floors.

Pretty I'm also gonna put look pretty for me So look pretty for both of us.

he can do the laundry I like when he does the laundry too Maybe we could

the dishes, but for the most part it's supposed to be him Oh,

I want to tan, that's one of my choices Tan by the pool

I want to play golf You like to golf? I've been thinking about taking up golf.

Okay, we can go together.

Perfect. So go to the golfing range.

Golf. Got it.

Three days a week. Yes, perfect. Yeah, wow. We need to work out. We need to

out with our trainer. So, work out.

Work out.

And Donnie.

He can grocery shop.

Grocery shop. Oh, yeah. Good one.

Okay, he's going to do all the grocery shopping.

We should make a Donnie part two. Yeah, I'll move this down here.

Yeah.

Okay, vacuum. Vacuum, yeah.

I already got that one.

Vacuum, dusting.

Dusting.

These are all like boy jobs, I feel like.

Yeah.

Oh,

making the bed.

Making my bed. Every morning.

Oh, every day. Yeah, that's something I always do. And before I get into bed at

night. Yes.

He should make, he should draw the bed. Um, he also has to kind of be the

plumber, because we don't want to hire a plumber, right? I don't want any

outsiders. Not in this house, I want to save money. We'll put plumbing.

How much is the rent, by the way?

Five grand.

Each? Each.

Oh, each.

I guess this is a mansion.

It's a mansion.

Yeah. We might have to work out a deal.

Um, you guys can talk it up with my dad, I guess, but...

I'm standing very firm at... Me too.

Okay.

I guess, whatever, we can negotiate later. We'll see how you do with all

chores, Donnie.

Yeah. What else should he do?

Electrician. You gotta do, like, all the electricity, because I want special

legs in my room.

Yeah, yeah. I think he's... You need a maid to pick up dirty clothes and stuff?

But that's kind of your job. Oh, okay.

Kind of getting all those hard to reach places.

So far you have trash, you clean the pool, you cook, you do all the cleaning.

All the cleaning, really.

You clean up dog poop.

I don't even have a dog. I don't even have a dog.

Like the neighborhood dogs.

But you're supposed to go around the neighborhood and clean up the

Cutting the grass. You need to cut the grass.

Okay. Cut grass.

I've kind of been wanting to do like a tomato garden.

Like do you think we could do a tomato garden?

You'd be so good at that.

Gardening.

Okay, gardening.

We need more stuff for us.

Oh, like for our chores?

We can do like a book club.

Yeah. A book club?

I need to read more.

I'll be in charge of the book club. A good task.

Is what?

Well, the book club could be a good hobby for you guys.

Yeah.

Or chores. Oh, we can do Pilates.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, we got Pilates. Uh -huh.

Maybe we can just like hang out and get it like a golf cart and just like drive

around. Yeah. That sounds beautiful too.

I like the sounds of that.

We got the book club. Oh, like a golf cart. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. We need a golf cart.

Oh, write the rent amount up here so we don't forget. $5 ,000 each. So $10 ,000

total. Right, right. Okay.

$5 ,000 each. Uh -huh. $10 ,000 total.

Yeah. For rent.

Rent. I'm going to include me.

Oh, yeah. Okay, true. Right.

Who do we pay? We pay you or we pay your dad?

You can go right to me. Cash?

Yeah, cash.

That works.

Yeah. I'll just get it out of his bank account. Cool. Yeah, fuck him.

That shouldn't be a problem, I think. Cool. You guys are really reasonable

people. Yeah.

Maybe we should get together. Do you want to get together maybe for a game

night? Tonight?

This evening?

I'm down.

I have nothing else going on. Perfect.

Yeah, we could do, like, board games and, like... Shreds?

Shreds. Ooh, I love that one.

Shreds. Yeah.

Neat. Cool, cool. Awesome, let's do it. Cool, great. Yeah, yeah.

I agreed because I was tired of not getting fucked, and we've been keeping

for almost one and a half years by now.

We also started playing games together in the evening.

I really loved living with these two.

Um...

Hitting a tree.

Volleyball.

Volleyball. Baseball. Oh, basketball.

Basketball.

Baseball. It is baseball. Baseball.

We're softball again.

Baseball, not softball. All right, all right. Okay, so... Okay, two syllables

again. Go again, go again. Two syllables.

Okay.

Gorilla.

Monkey. Monkey, okay.

Okay. You're good at this.

Two syllables again.

Oh, basketball. That's basketball, but that's three. That's three syllables.

Basketball.

Basketball. That's three.

That's a mark on me, sorry.

Um, okay.

What about... Oh, okay, probably this one.

Three syllables.

Sucking dick.

Sucking dick.

Blowjob.

Brushing teeth, brushing teeth. Swallowing tongue. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Socking dick, wow.

Washing hands. That was an easy one.

Yeah, you get the washing hands.

All right.

Showering. Showering. Shower, yeah.

Showering.

That's another one that I could do.

Getting the cum out of your hair.

Wow. I'm not getting the cup out of my hair.

I think I could do better at this.

Let's see what you got.

Okay, bitch.

Hmm.

Okay.

Swimming? No.

Shark.

Snake? Snake.

Snake, whoa. Snake, snake. Okay.

I could do... Okay, this is four syllables.

It's a lot.

Okay.

Moonwalking.

Moonwalking. Yes. Michael Jackson.

Yeah. Michael Jackson.

Yes. I'm doing another celeb.

Okay.

Your favorite one.

Who should I do? Okay.

Who am I?

Is it a model?

Fives Killable.

Bella Hadid.

No. George Clooney. No.

Nicole Kidman. No.

It's someone very well known.

I guess Nicole Kidman is very well known. She's extremely well known.

Tom Cruise.

Okay, do it better, Adriana. I don't know. This is all she does.

She's like, what?

I don't know. This is all fast.

Kim Kardashian.

Yeah, actually, yeah. How else do you act out compared to her? I know, you're

right. Okay. True.

Okay, I got a good one.

Double blowjob. Double handjob.

No. What?

No.

No.

Okay. Washing.

Washing. Oh, milking a cow, maybe. Milking a cow.

Yes. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, I got a good one.

Looking through a window.

No. Taking pictures through my window.

Photography. Photography. I could be taking pictures through a window.

Photography. Right. That's photography.

Okay.

About... Squirting.

Squirting. Dancing at the club.

No, this is actually kind of bad.

Oh, like pickleball?

Kind of like... Tennis.

Volleyball. Yeah.

Volleyball. Good.

Okay,

I got a good one too.

Jeez.

Bouncing titties.

You have such a dirty mind.

Trampoline.

Jumping rope maybe.

Jumping rope.

Nice. Jumping rope.

Cool.

Okay.

I could be like...

Squirting. No.

Coming. Master.

No.

Throwing dice. Like I have. Oh.

You're frying a pan?

Yeah. Oh, wow. That was a good one.

That was a good one. How'd you get that? She's domestic. A domestic queen.

True. Yeah, I'm a domestic queen.

What about this one?

Slice water.

Axe. You're winning in the war.

No, it's like, you finally got the M in the air.

It's a kite.

Yeah. Zip line. Oh, oh, oh. Wow, wow.

That was a good one. Yeah.

Hmm.

Okay.

Writing an equation on a mirrored wall.

No. Oh.

Painting. Yeah.

Modeling.

That was a good one. You're just a natural. She's a natural.

She is.

Okay.

I guess I could be. Making it rain.

Yeah.

Making it rain.

Something to see.

Painting her nails.

Yeah. It is that one.

Let's see.

Manicure. Was it manicure? We already established.

Yeah, we already did manicure.

That's another one.

Because you like putting on hats, but it's kind of hard to do.

Okay, I'll go, I'll go.

Right here.

Hammer and a nail? Yeah, yeah, wow.

And a nail, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool.

What's another good one we can do?

Maybe... Oh,

here we go.

I have one.

Dancing in the club?

No, close.

Writing a letter.

No, like... Working out? Yeah.

Maybe... Oh, I have one, I have one. Okay.

Breastfeeding. Yes, yes.

Wow. Yes, yes.

Awesome. Very good.

Yeah, that was good.

All right. I have another one. I need one of you up here. Okay.

I need a partner for this one.

Okay.

So bend over this way, kind of.

And then... And you're just going to demonstrate it?

Yeah, that's why I need a partner.

Um, okay.

Candlestick. Um... No.

Um... Oh, bringing in groceries from your house.

No. No.

That's kind of close.

Um, riding a scooter.

Oh, cute.

That's a good one, but no. A moped.

No, but kind of, right?

Yeah, kind of. Yeah, kind of.

Um...

Running. Dogs?

Dog? Yes.

He's a dog? Yes.

Yes. He's a dog. Oh, I don't like that one.

I don't like this one.

Okay. That was a good one. Okay, you guys go. Or one of you go.

Maybe she like... You look like you're praying.

Praying?

Oh, that's actually a good one.

That's a good one.

Yes, praying.

Scrubbing the floor.

Scrubbing the floor. Scrubbing the floor, yes.

Okay, but you scrub your legs.

Okay. Okay.

Daddy.

You're a bad, bad girl, aren't you? Daddy.

You will call me... Daddy.

Master. No.

The one for girls. The one for girls.

Goddess.

Master. You're close. Mistress.

Mistress. I thought mistress was something else. Mistress.

That was a good one.

Yeah, pretty good.

Okay, I have a good one.

What could it be?

Selfie stick?

Selfie stick.

Selfie stick.

Good job.