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Boom. Wow.

Hey,

guys. We are finally going to wrap up our DMV campaign.

We're just waiting on our dungeon master, so let me get you a good view.

All right. I would say that was perfect.

We have the...

Perfect strategy to defeat the evil vampire lord.

And it was all Samantha's idea.

Hey guys.

So tell us all about it.

Okay, so you know how Lord Strahd is a vampire, right?

So what is the one thing that all vampires love?

Sexy girls.

So we have a plan and hopefully our dungeon master is going to allow it.

As you walk towards the altar, fog covers the area.

An evil laugh can be heard from the distance.

Suddenly at the top of the stairs, there he is, your enemy.

Lord Strahd, the evil vampire and creator of Varrovia.

Roll for initiative.

That's 19.

20. I got 14.

You guys are lucky.

You go first, Chanel.

What do you do?

All right. I'm going to walk closer to the vampire, and then I'm going to cast

Zone of Truth.

This way, he can't lie his ass off.

A little unorthodox, but okay.

Great. Next.

Maya, what's your move?

I'm going to cast Enhanced Ability on Samantha, and I'm choosing

Charisma.

I'm going to get closer to him.

I mean, sure. He is your enemy, remember?

Oh, we know.

Anyway, Samantha, you see your friend getting closer to the vampire.

What are you going to do?

I think I'm going to seduce him.

For what? But he is your mortal enemy.

I said I want to roll for it. I have advantage, thanks to Maya.

Well, sure, but let me roll first.

That's a 19. You'll need to roll 15 or higher to even think about that.

That's not funny.

You did it.

Seriously,

how do you...

So do Strahd.

Well, I'll undress a bit like this.

And then I'll say there's another way, you know?

I mean, he is aroused, but he'll tell you that this is not... He can't do

Why not?

I casted Zone of Truth. He can't lie his way out of this.

Wow.

Sure, the vampire is aroused. He's intrigued.

It's the vampire's turn. I guess he's going to get closer to you.

He's going to try to charm you.

I'm an elf, remember.

I'm immune to charm.

I guess. You got me there.

It's your turn. Go for it, Chanel.

I'm going to try to seduce the guy as well.

21.

It worked.

How do you do it? Over like this.

And then I'm going to place my hand on his shoulder.

And run it all the way across.

While I hike my skirt up.

And then I'm going to put my leg right in between his legs.

And then I'll look at him and I'll say, Are you sure that you really want to

fight the three of us?

Very funny girls. He's just going to stare at you.

Maya, your turn.

I'm going to do the same, but instead I'm just going to kiss Janelle like

You know, if you end this war, it could be a

reward.

Okay.

Samantha.

Your move.

I'm going to stick to the plan. I'm going to get a little bit closer.

What are you doing?

Just a little role playing.

I'm going to caress him just like this.

Picture this.

You and three girls.

How does that sound, stud?

You just gotta be honest with yourself.

As you guys start to seduce the vampire, he has no choice but to succumb to your

earthly delights.

You guys defeated the vampire.

Wait, where are you going?

I mean, you guys defeated the encounter. You won.

But you're missing the best part.

We'll show you

Mm -hmm.

Let me get you up on the bed.

Let me get you three on the bed. Come on.

Right up here, yeah.

I love the way you put that in the back of your throat.

Very good end to our campaign.

Why doesn't she get up there and ride it?

That's a good idea.

Uh -huh.

You're the only one that hasn't gotten a turn yet.

Bend me over, Dungeon Master.

Come

over

here.

I want to look into her eyes while you fill her up.

Thank you.

Get your head right here. Turn around.

On your back.

Nice and close to you.