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No, Dad.

Alice and I were out at the bar a couple of nights ago and... How much bail

money do you need?

Well, we already got out. You know, a couple of fifty.

Yeah, five hundred.

And I got... I accidentally let it flip.

You let what flip?

You know, about...

That one thing that we do when no one else is around, you know.

Okay.

And Alice told me that you kind of just came out, but kind of

let it slip that we were doing a bit of the same.

That was a little bit awkward, but only for a couple of moments.

And we decided that, you know.

We should... Not yet. No, maybe after.

But we decided that maybe we should, you know, see what it's like to

just have all three of us together for once.

Yeah, like... Have a great big family picnic kind of deal.

Okay, hang on a second.

Ow, that shit hurts. Okay, I'm awake.

Yeah, I figured, you know, sharing is caring, and Alice and I already share a

lot, being sisters and everything.

Yeah, I feel like we've got to just share everything in our lives at this

Yeah. Especially since we've already shared you once, in a way.

Twice, three times. I mean, yeah, once.

Eskimo cousins, yeah.

Well, I'm going to have to say I'm not going to say no.

You did see me pinching myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming, right?

Okay. Well, I mean, as long as we just keep this between us three, right?

I don't know. Are you going to go out and get drunk with Mom some night?

I don't know. No promises.

So that's what you mean by I'm a dead man in this house?

Yeah.

You still die with a smile on my face.

As long as you're happy, Dad.

That's all I want.

Happy and dead, because then you get the bank account.

And the life insurance.

Yes.

Oh, dear God.

Wait, is there an ulterior motive here?

Um, well, maybe.

We'll talk about that later. Don't worry about that. Just relax.

Don't overthink it. Don't think about the life insurance policy.

That was years ago that you got that.

Yeah, I mean, who cares that we're the beneficiaries?

Yeah!

Okay, do not eat or drink anything when they are around. Got it.

Yeah, if Alice brings you a glass of orange juice.

Might want to chuck it out.

I think it's about time to start praying.

Not sure God can help you in this situation.

Yeah, if God was real, then why didn't you take us to church, Dad?

It's your fault we ended up like this.

Yeah, you raised us this way. Wait, so I'm to blame, too?

Yeah, of course. It's always your fault.

It's always the dad's fault. Yeah, my fault.

Okay.

I guess I have to accept that.

Jeez, Dad, no underwear?

Classy.

Isn't it your week to do laundry?

Okay, okay.

Never mind. I wonder who is the one not throwing his underwear in the laundry.

I didn't even know about that.

Oh, dear God.

We're not good at that.

I know.

He should know this by now. We've never been good at it. It's okay. Neither am

I.

My hand's cold.

I know mine are.

A little bit.

Nice cold hands.

That's okay. I'll warm up soon, I'm sure.

Yeah,

there we go get a little lubrication

Now he loves his lubrication.

Yeah, I can tell the lotion and the Kleenex by the bed every day.

I don't know what you're talking about.

He was pretty quick today, wasn't he?

Yeah, good work, old man.

He's pretty fast this time. Yeah, excited for some reason. I don't know

Oh, I have no idea.

What's so funny?

Are you hungry? You're just happy to see me.

A little bit of both.

More so than happy to see y 'all.

Now I see what you mean about the life insurance, though.

Fuck.

He's probably going to be dead by the end of this.

If we're lucky, he'll just have a stroke or a heart attack when he orgasms, and

then we'd kill two birds with one stone.

Imagine how awkward that would be to explain.

I'll let it go. I'm not the only one not wearing panties here.

You know me, I don't like them too much.

Yeah, like, it's cute when we do it though, but when you do it, it's not the

same for some reason. Not at all. I'm not sure why.

Remember that when you forget to do laundry.

Yeah, I know. I wonder why.

These buttons aren't too easy.

Oh look, you got it open!

I know those old hands can work.

Enough with the old jokes.

Oh, fuck.

How did I get the lucky hand?

I guess the fun's finally beginning, huh?

I love the top, but I'm going to have to go. Little titties out.

I love little titties, though.

I don't know. I think your bigger titties are a bit better.

Thanks.

Is there anything you'd like, Dad?

I don't think so. Just your jerk -off lotion?

This is bad.

Bring me that pretty little pussy.

You're enjoying that, huh?

Cool.

Oh, I don't know. Maybe we don't need him for much longer.

Yeah.

I don't know what's hotter, you or Dad eating you out.

You know what I think would be really hot is if I started writing him and we

switched spots.

Yeah.

Oh, there we go.

Oh,

yeah.

Spank it, yeah.

I love your juicy ass.

I wish I inherited that.

Now it's your turn.

You're my number one cheerleader sis.

Save it.

You're enjoying it so I won't move you.

Are you sure you don't want some more?

I mean, I've been pretty selfish.

Here, we can... Oh, okay.

I see.

You still breathe down there, Dad?

Uh -huh.

Oh, it's probably going to slip again.

Careful. Oh, yeah.

Wink, wink. Not careful.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This has got to be about us.

You're just the prop right now.

Yeah.

Dial... 9... 911?

That's it.

No,

you're okay.

You're just overreacting.

You're fine.

Now that he's finally gone, I have you to myself.

We'll have to take this somewhere else.

Yeah, unless you want to fuck on top of his dead body.

It's not really my kink.

Fair enough.