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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,760 You're a virgin, aren't you? 2 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,100 Come on, Alice. 3 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,500 You're 18 today and you're supposed to be my wife soon. 4 00:00:33,940 --> 00:00:36,180 At least let me try out the goods first. 5 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,420 Why should I become your wife? 6 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:44,340 You are as charming as a plug and there's nothing about you that impresses 7 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:47,080 Well, let me show you what I can do with my tongue. 8 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:49,480 Maybe that will impress you. 9 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,360 Oh. 10 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:20,160 Oh my. 11 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:27,140 Oh yes. 12 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:15,830 I've never seen this. 13 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,410 Could it be Alice? 14 00:07:55,030 --> 00:07:56,450 I can't tell. Just watch. 15 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:19,170 I guess I should put this on. 16 00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:22,030 Maybe this will help me get out of here. 17 00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:45,430 Where the hell am I? 18 00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:47,310 I think it is home. 19 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:57,110 Who's there? 20 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,950 Oh, my God. 21 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:00,490 Who's there? 22 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:02,810 Show yourself. 23 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:07,310 Are you Dee, Alice? 24 00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:10,070 Now, how would I know? 25 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,470 You see, I just knew that wouldn't work. 26 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:20,130 Well, there's one way we can definitely find out. 27 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:21,349 How's that? 28 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:22,350 The Hacker. 29 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,380 You're all very late for the party. 30 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:42,000 What took you so long, harebrained? We got here as fast as we could. 31 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,360 And I take it you're Alice. 32 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:50,100 Well, that apparently is the subject up for debate, Mr. Hatter. 33 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,360 I think. 34 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:56,120 I'll know the Alice when I see her. And I'm feeling you just might be her. 35 00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:57,980 Excuse me? 36 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,460 Taller than I remember, and of course a little fuller of breath with kind 37 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:02,460 features, soft skin. 38 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,320 Regrettably, you're still headless, unfortunately. 39 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:09,680 Excuse me? Based on Copperfieldology, you are undeniably, unequivocally the 40 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:14,440 Alice. How can you be sure? How can I be sure of those tits? Uh, thank you, I 41 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,860 think. Now grab. 42 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,200 I think it's time to go. 43 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,360 Mm -hmm. 44 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:23,600 I hate to spoil you, Alice, but it is your birthday, so I got you a present. 45 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,240 me? I do love presents. 46 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,740 I have a feeling you'll love this one especially. 47 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,160 Oh. 48 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,100 Oh. 49 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,080 Oh. 50 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,560 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 51 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:38,919 Oh. 52 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:39,920 Oh. 53 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,000 Oh. Oh. 54 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,880 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 55 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,320 Oh. Oh. 56 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:51,300 Tweet. Twat. How about that? While I'm fucking you. 57 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:02,000 You're turning my seven and an eight into a nine and three quarters. 58 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,260 I'll give you a place to hang your hat. 59 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,060 And in my hat you'll go. 60 00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:03,140 Night, yes. 61 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,380 What's happening? 62 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,240 Oh. Where is she? 63 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:12,660 I beg your pardon, but I haven't been with your mother in quite a while. 64 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:17,660 Where is the girl they call Alice Hatter? Alice? I haven't seen her. 65 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,460 Perhaps if I brought you before Her Majesty the Queen, it might serve to jog 66 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:22,460 your memory. 67 00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:24,060 There's an interesting idea. 68 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:28,330 From what I've... heard, she's more apt to remove someone's memory than to jog 69 00:23:28,330 --> 00:23:31,830 it, but if you think that will work, I'm willing to try it on a strictly part 70 00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:32,830 -time basis. 71 00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:33,910 Enough of this! 72 00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:30,740 I mean, where's the girl, you imbecile? 73 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,540 If I knew I'd be there, have you seen those tits? 74 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:40,540 Shut up. You've got no information, and you're too crazy to fuck. So what use 75 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:41,540 are you to me? 76 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,840 Guards, off with his head. Your Majesty, I beseech you. 77 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,120 What? 78 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,600 Your head, it's so large, sexy, and beautiful. 79 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:52,240 It begs to be hatted. 80 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:56,900 Hatted? Of course, you deserve to be hatted. 81 00:24:58,070 --> 00:25:01,930 Your Majesty, you're beautiful. When was the last time you treated yourself to a 82 00:25:01,930 --> 00:25:04,790 new crown, some new jewels, something slimming, perhaps? 83 00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:07,150 Go on. 84 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:09,010 Well, that's about it. 85 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:11,830 If you don't kill me, then I'll make you a hat or two. 86 00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:13,830 Fine with me. 87 00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:15,090 Take him away. 88 00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:17,170 Not again. 89 00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:18,490 What a drag. 90 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:21,970 Oh, what do I do now? 91 00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:24,770 Oh, the chat. 92 00:25:30,409 --> 00:25:34,070 How did you get in here? What are you? Tell me now. 93 00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:35,370 I'm not a what. 94 00:25:36,290 --> 00:25:37,290 I'm a who. 95 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:38,670 That's a strange name. 96 00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:40,090 A who? 97 00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:44,010 It's a good thing you're so beautiful. Come here, young lady. 98 00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:45,430 Yes, your majesty. 99 00:25:45,690 --> 00:25:49,950 I don't know what you're doing here, but I'm glad you are, because I need 100 00:25:49,950 --> 00:25:50,950 someone to fuck. 101 00:25:53,150 --> 00:25:54,190 Oh, who, me? 102 00:25:54,410 --> 00:25:57,190 So tell me, have you ever been fucked by a queen before? 103 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,960 Oh, you're never going to get away. 104 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,460 He doesn't like my choice of hats. 105 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:58,580 We've got to get out of here. 106 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:00,078 Here, here. 107 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,960 I haven't gotten it right yet. Give me a week. 108 00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:04,420 A week? 109 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,300 We have to leave now or they'll kill us. Kill us? 110 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:10,460 I thought they were starting to like me. 111 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:15,440 What do I have to do to make you leave, Hatter? The only way for us to get out 112 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,820 is for us to acquire the Vorpal Dildo. It's our only chance. 113 00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:20,420 What? 114 00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:25,070 You don't know about the Vorpal Dildo? 115 00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:29,550 Why, it's the enchanted sexual device that will bring harmony to Wonderland. 116 00:35:29,810 --> 00:35:30,810 You're crazy. 117 00:35:30,870 --> 00:35:33,890 It's hidden somewhere in the castle. It's the only way to escape. 118 00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:35,290 It's your destiny. 119 00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,810 Right. All this needs is a feather. 120 00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:39,550 I'll be back later. 121 00:35:39,890 --> 00:35:41,650 Or maybe some blue sequins. 122 00:35:41,990 --> 00:35:43,070 Are you still here? 123 00:35:43,630 --> 00:35:44,630 You're crazy. 124 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:46,590 Right then. Let's review. 125 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:51,620 Without the Vorpal Dildo, there will never be harmony in Wonderland, so no VD 126 00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:52,700 means no harmony. 127 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,700 Okay, I'll go find it. 128 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,500 Mm -hmm. 129 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,580 Where was I? Oh, yes. 130 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,480 Hmm. Sequence or pattern? 131 00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:07,960 Wait, I've got a great idea. How about neon instead? 132 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,260 Yes! That's it. 133 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,380 Now I just need to get some neon gas and get it excited. 134 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,460 Yes. That'll be lovely, won't it? 135 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,880 Earl Grey, eat your heart out. 136 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:28,400 Speaking of Earl Grey, how about a little tea? That would be nice. Oh, yes. 137 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,180 I'll never get out of this place. 138 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,880 Why can't I just wake up from this terrible dream? 139 00:36:51,299 --> 00:36:54,700 Tell me, why are you so anxious to get back to the waking world? 140 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,160 Oh, you scared me. Don't be afraid, my dear. I assure you I can be very gentle. 141 00:36:59,980 --> 00:37:03,040 I'm sure the Queen will be pleased. Oh, my poor dear, what the Queen doesn't 142 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,040 know could fill a book. 143 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:05,680 Excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom. 144 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:08,780 Of course, it's just at the end of the hall. You can't miss it. 145 00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:11,020 Oh, you wanker. 146 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:12,720 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 147 00:37:33,070 --> 00:37:35,490 Think. Hmm. About everything. 148 00:37:39,810 --> 00:37:41,050 Oh? 149 00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:44,670 Oh. 150 00:37:47,010 --> 00:37:49,530 Ah. Huh. 151 00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:52,930 Oh. Oh. 152 00:38:16,430 --> 00:38:17,430 Yum yum. 153 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,680 I love you. 154 00:39:57,140 --> 00:40:01,280 I don't know. 155 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,280 What? 156 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,800 What? 157 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,440 What? What? 158 00:42:16,330 --> 00:42:17,990 to be awakened in the morning, my queen. 159 00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:09,330 It's just a tip. 160 00:44:52,430 --> 00:44:53,430 Can you be so sure, Michael? 161 00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:43,200 The guards are right behind her. We must protect her. 162 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,700 We're trapped! 163 00:51:56,820 --> 00:52:03,700 Oh, good morning, 164 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:04,840 my little sister. 165 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,960 And good morning to you, my dear sister. Hopefully you come in peace. 166 00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:16,200 May I ask you, what brings you and your army here to my castle today? Give me my 167 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:20,220 dildo! I'm the older sister, and it's mine! 168 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:22,900 Oh, dear sister, it is Alice's destiny. 169 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:28,180 It is her fate to awaken the enchanted vorpal dildo. It always has been. 170 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:33,680 Wait! 171 00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:35,420 What? 172 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:00,810 It wasn't just... 11535