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Hi, good morning. Hi, good morning.

Nice to meet you. I'm Dylan. I'm Marcy.

How was your flight?

Oh, it was good. Sure.

Awesome.

Yeah, is this your first time in L .A.? Uh -huh. Okay, well, welcome.

This is the place.

I know it's a couch -surfing app, but I actually have a room upstairs.

Oh, great. That you can check out.

Yeah, I'm going to put on some tea. I'm about to go to work in a second. So I

will...

Show you the room you put down your stuff.

I'm sure you're tired. Yeah, and then yeah, we can

Oh, thank you so much for letting me stay.

No problem. It's so hard with people on the internet, you know?

They're just not what they seem.

Yeah, I'm going to be downstairs.

Okay. Call her if you need anything.

I will.

Make yourself at home.

Bye.

Hey. Hey.

How's it going?

Pretty good.

Did you find everything?

Yeah, I did.

Oh, are you making tea?

Yeah. Oh, could I have a cup? Yeah. Sure.

This is a really cool looking camera.

Oh, yeah. Are you into photography?

Not really, but my boyfriend likes cameras.

We just, like, can't afford anything like this right now.

Boyfriend, he doesn't mind you traveling all by yourself?

No, not really. I mean, I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself.

Okay.

Hey, um, not to bother you, but would you happen to have any eggs?

Yeah, sure.

I'm sure I got something.

Let me take a look.

Okay, so no on eggs, but let's see.

Got some potatoes,

avocado, bacon.

Actually, on second thought, don't even worry about it. I'll just get something

to eat later. Okay. Not a big deal.

You sure?

Yeah. Okay, because I can totally make it though. I mean, we're welcome to go

through, see whatever you want food -wise. Oh, great.

So yeah, LA's got some great places. I don't know if you have. Oh, thank you.

Yeah, plenty to check out.

There's an observatory.

Oh, really?

There's a library.

There's a symphony.

Fascinating.

Oh, you know what? I have to go.

I've got to head to work. I'm a little late.

Tell you what, there's a key in the drawer. Okay.

I'll text you the Wi -Fi password.

Yeah, feel free, whatever you want in the fridge. Awesome. All yours. Make

yourself at home. Cool, thanks. Well, go, go. Yeah, okay.

I don't want you to be late.

Bye. Bye.

Alright, what do we have here?

You really are a starter.

Dylan, you're home.

What are you doing in here?

I lost my earring and I just can't find it. I know it's somewhere in this house.

I just don't know where.

You lost your earring in here? I did. I think it might be in here.

You're not even supposed to be in here.

Right, I'm not. But I thought maybe it rolled under the bed or something.

Then why are you wearing two earrings?

Because I normally keep another pair in my pocket in case I, like, want to

change. You going through my shit?

No. It looks like you were going through my shit. No, I would never.

You were going through my bag. No, I wasn't.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, no, I know that I didn't leave it open.

Well, you obviously did.

You know what? You're a fucking thief.

I am not a thief. You're a fucking thief. No, I'm not. Nothing has been

man. Because I caught you going through my shit. No, you have this all wrong.

Um, this is all in your head.

No, I was just looking for my earring.

Does it make any sense?

Um, it does.

I just lost it somewhere, so I was looking for it.

Um, can I have my phone? Who the fuck is Leo?

What's the matter?

Why are there people on my phone?

Does it look like there's anything valuable in there?

Um, you're misreading that.

I'm reading that wrong. Does it look like there's any valuable shit?

And there's pictures of my valuable shit.

He just wanted to make sure that I was staying in a nice location.

Totally innocent.

No, that seems like you're fucking planning on robbing me. No. And you and

Leo...

Or gonna fucking rob me.

It's not a crime to take pictures.

Okay, let's see what the cops have to say about that.

Come on.

Really? Yeah.

Don't call the cops, dude.

Are you serious?

You're calling the cops. It's ringing. Don't call the cops, dude. Come on.

That's ridiculous.

Please.

I don't want to go to jail. I didn't do anything.

Then maybe don't steal shit from people. No, I wasn't stealing. I swear.

I just... Come on, don't call the cops on me. I didn't do anything.

Please. Please, please, please, please, please, please. Don't call the cops on

me. Please. I don't want to go to jail.

Please. I have a heart.

You're just still here.

Because I fucking caught you, you piece of shit thief.

I will do anything.

I will cook. I will clean.

Please.

You're going to do anything.

Anything at all.

Anything.

Well, you're a pretty girl.

I think you can figure out what anything means.

Like, do your laundry or something?

Yeah, I think I was thinking sex.

What? Get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? I'm not fucking you. I have

a boyfriend.

Oh, a Leo?

That piece of shit that put you in this position?

Correct.

Okay. Well, um, maybe all the other homeowners on this app want to know who

been stealing from them. I'm sure they'd like to know.

Whatever. I'm just going to take my chances. I really don't care. I'm not

fucking you. I have a boyfriend.

End of discussion.

That's just immoral. You want to take your chances with jail time? Like, how

many houses is that? That's probably going to add up, right?

It's probably like...

I don't know, 10, 15 years.

Fuck! No!

That's too long.

Fuck! Fuck you!

Fuck.

This did not go as planned.

What do you want to do here?

Fuck.

Fine!

Make it quick, then.

Hmm.

Why don't you put that lying mouth of yours to work?

You like my nice stuff now?

Mm -hmm. That nice dick down your fucking throat. I'm sure I can tell.

I might take this home with me.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

You know you like to capture me.

I'm a lot better.

But your dick got hard when you watched me bend over.

Those tiny fucking shorts.

You knew what you were doing. You wanted to get caught, didn't you?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yeah, punish your thumb. Do it. Do it. You're such a liar.

Why is that little horn mouth of yours?

It's like, beat it up. Beat it up. There's fucking cops on it.

Who does that?

Fucking criminal.

Fucking criminal. Fucking criminal.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck that fucking criminal.

Yes, it's him.

Oh, yes, get your tits. Have you ever had tits this big?

I've got them now. I've got them now.

I've got them now. I've got them now. I've got them now. I've got them now.

got them

now.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. Just like that. Just like that. Fuck that fucking lying mouth of

yours.

You want to fucking steal from me? You want to fucking steal from me?

Is that what you want? Is that what you want?

No, you don't. No, you don't. You don't want to steal from me. I'm going to take

those fucking holes. I'm going to take that fucking pussy.

I want you to get down on the bed just like I found you with your fucking ass

in the air. Okay.

That's it. Take out your fucking toe. Take out your fucking toe.

Get down. Get down on the bed.

Pull those fucking shorts off.

You want to fight me really hard, don't you?

That's it?

You catch me stealing all your shit and that's all you give me?

All right, pick it back up.

You fucking loser. You fucking scam people.

You fucking show up at the house.

They fucking trust you. And you're going to fucking rob them? You're going to

fucking take from them?

What do you think I'm going to take from you? I'm going to take this fucking

pussy. I might even take this fucking ass too.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Fucking pussy. It's so fucking wet from there.

You like getting caught. I didn't even want to get caught.

Oh my god.

Shut up. Fucking dad.

Yeah?

You wanted to get caught, huh?

You wanted to get fucking caught, huh?

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Say I'm a dirty thief.

Say I'm a dirty thief. I'm not a thief.

That's right. You're bad at that, too. You got fucking caught. You didn't even

get to fucking steal.

You didn't even get to fucking steal.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh

my

God.

No, no, no!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You like that? You like getting fucked with this fucking thing?

Oh, I can't believe you're doing this to me.

Oh, my God. You started this.

Now you gotta finish it. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't want to see it.

I don't want to see it. Punish me hard.

Punish me hard.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I fucking earned.

Fuck you. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I was going to sell your computer.

I was going to sell your camera for parts.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God. You're losing my parts.

Fuck. Oh.

I bet your fucking boyfriend is a piece of shit loser too.

Oh, I failed him.

He's a loser.

Do something, right? Do something fucking right.

Do something.

Is it like that?

Yeah, you fucking like that?

You're full of shit.

You're full of shit. You know what?

You're not in a position to be making the calls here.

How about I make another call?

No, I... What do you think about that?

Fine.

You gonna fake shit?

No, I'm not faking it. I really like it. I think it's fucking so... You know

what? I know something you can't fake.

What? I know something you can't fake. That fucking asshole.

What?

Leo's never even been in my ass, dude.

You're not in a position to call the shots here.

Do I need to make a call of my own?

Fine.

That's what we do.

oh my god oh

my

god

Fuck!

I'm gonna steal my stuff. I'm gonna steal that fucking ass. Oh my god.

I'm gonna steal that fucking ass.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

You like that? You like that? You like it when I fuck you? You like having

strangers fuck you?

I'm gonna fucking steal everything.

I'm gonna fucking go in every room and steal everything.

fucking asshole. Oh my god.

How does that feel? You like that?

Is that what you mean? Yeah.

That's what you mean. That's believable.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Fuck! Fuck!

Yeah, okay.

Yeah? Yeah. What are you saying?

That's right, that's right. Get up, get up.

Quick, quick.

Get up, yes.

Get up, yes.

Mmm.

What Leo never gets, huh?

You're never going to steal again, huh?

Or maybe you want to steal. Maybe you want to get caught, huh?

Is that it? Is that it? Do you want to get caught? Do you want strangers to

you in the ass when they catch you stealing their shit? Do you want

fuck you in the ass

when they catch

you stealing their shit?

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

shit. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, yes. Oh,

my God.

What?

Oh, my God, what?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh, my God.

Get in your fucking mood. Get in your fucking mood.

Are you fucking serious?

Oh,

shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

please. Oh, please.

Please.

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

Yes, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, there's more, there's more, there's more. Oh.

What are you doing?

Hello?

Is this Leo?

What are you doing?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah, I got your little slut here. Oh my god.

Yeah, I don't think she's going to get what you were expecting.

Oh my god, no.

Are you fucking kidding me?