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GREEN ELEPHANT

Please get old folks, children and pregnant women away from the screen

Come in!

You called for me, comrade captain? - I did. -

Two have been brought in. - Do I register them? -

Register, as it is required. - I understand. -

Then you can go.

Listen...what time is it? do you know?

Just approximately... - can't you sense it? -

I asked what time it is... - Just a moment, wait. -

Anyway, it's all the same, what time is it?

I don't care what's going on there. - Then don't fucking talk. -

Sit down.

One can't do much sitting here.

Here you can only stand and rest.

Some bullshit...Stepan Razin... I don't give a fuck.

Those drops don't do a fucking thing. Drops, drops...

Sit down and give it a try. Sit the fuck down...

I'll give it a try now.

Earlier, when I was still in normal service, I did 20 push-ups every day...

before dinner, I did 20 push-ups...

Fuck, that's like some bird shitting, you know.

I'll show you how I did push-ups. Look.

At first I did them like this... one time, softly, and after that...

Do you get it?

And about 20 times like that before dinner.

Then spirits appeared in our garrison, and I took about 200 grams before dinner...

and then I stopped doing push-ups.

You get on my fucking nerves! - Oh, well, why are you getting angry? -

Being angry will dearly cost you, in here its just us two, understand?

It fucking keeps dripping. We'll get watered down and that's all.

We'll just get watered down, and that's all. You understand?

Do you do push-ups yourself?

I fucking do it!

I see a buffalo.

It would be good for you in the army.

Being the boar that you are!

And you? Aren't you a boar?

Right. That's because I havn't done push-ups for half a year already.

And I've become fat as a fucking meatball.

Earlier I was...I'd get on the bar... hang there a little, stretch myself...

and then I'd do a full circle on the first try and 20 more times like that.

I'd jump down, stretch my arms calmly...

Alright, I didn't want to. I can keep silent. If you don't want to listen to me.

You're a tough guy, that's right. You have tough arms, legs.

This problem worries me. I read a poem once, I don't fucking remember the poet's name.

He wrote shit, that Ivan the Terrible went crazy, oh, fuck, Stepan Razin

What's the fucking difference? Stepan the Terrible?

Well, they kept dripping water on his head and he fucking lost it.

And what's with him? - Went crazy. -

That's Chinese torture. - Chinese, what's the difference? -

Chinese, by the way, you know, I read, too. - I don't feel a fucking thing. -

...they have these seventy year old people, and they do special exercises every morning.

They go out of their homes. They all live in villages...well, I was born

....in a village, too and they have this capital, I don't know, Shanghai or whatever.

Then all the old people go outside, and they're poor, too, they have poverty just like us...

and they do these special...exercises ...anyway, some kind of shit like that.

Do you know about it? Respect, bro!

It all depends on your breathing.

You won't do a damn thing. You have to do it for twenty years...

You're doing fucking great.

Perhaps, you have no problems with chicks. - Stop talking fucking nonsense. -

How does the saying go: as long as you have a hard-on...

I have a hard-on, I have!

Better sit down. - Alright, why are you so... -

My character is...I have a calm character.

I have a calm character.

If I use this as a bar in the mornings I can break it and drown everything here.

If we unscrew this shit...

You're a tough guy and you'll get away, understand?

But I will be sitting there on the fence.

What fence? There's no fence. But what is there? - Cock knows what.

Some kind of grid.

You can't get out through there.

There are wires and three phase current. - Touch it and you're fucked. -

Mother said I would be ok, but father said I'd get fucked.

Who would fuck?

My father. But my mother, the bitch, said everything would turn out alright.

And so we're, shit, sitting with you here like two fools, you understand?

Don't want to talk, don't want to sleep... - I fucking want to drink. -

Something. Even the piss dripping there. Have you tried to drink that water?

I don't want a thing.

Only when I remember something nice, my mood gets better.

Your damn memories....

I remember one thing there or... well...I recall lot of things.

At first I carried bricks.

And there...there just...

You know, when I recall something good... how I screwed a woman for the first time.

In my village.

And how was it?

Fuck. If I tell you now, you'll have a boner, and then we'll be...shit, doing...

Who will have a boner? - You? Won't you have a boner? -

Should I get a hard-on from your stories? - We sit here together... -

Oh, go on, tell.

Well, I drank three "sevens", a bottle, with some dummy...

...and then we fucked.

Fucking story, I have such a boner... now I'll be fucking the walls.

You just screwed?

It was a quicky, we fucked for only ten minutes.

And then I came, there was so much cum...

Lots of cum when I simply fuck... - That's a fucking story you have there! -

Oh, well, now you'll be laughing all the time... I won't. Tell me how you fucked...

Then I remember Berday...there's a sea, kinda Black Sea, Azov Sea maybe,

I don't remember anything.

There I took a shit. I went naked in the sea and took a shit.

I was also drunk. Again three "sevens". Always three "sevens", you understand?

Yeah, I fucked one time, that was fucking good...

I know, chicks like guys like you.

I, too, wanted to be tough, mother believed in me, she took me to see boxing.

When they fucking hit me, imagine... mommy, that's the end of that, I'm sorry.

Father then hit me some more at home. - Try to hit me. -

You're dextrous. - Go on. -

Wait a moment.

Well? - Fucking nothing. -

Now it will be ??? Well, how was it? - I don't give a shit. -

Look, I'll do it like this with my hands...well?

No, like an imbecile...

I'll drink it, I can't fucking stand it anymore.

We were saying something about the Chinese... Shit, some kind of piss.

Yeah, that's seweage. What the hell's that, anyways?

Perhaps, we should make playing cards?

We'll draw them. Fuck, there's no paper.

I don't understand what is with you. - Sit still. -

Well, look, we can make squares on board with a nail...and from dirt we'll make checkers.

I think you're out of your fucking mind and not me, you're fucking crazy.

Look, I just thought we can make black ones from dirt,

white ones we can make from dirt, too,

and I will just shred cigarette papers in small pieces and put them on top of this dirt.

Then we will....so that we wouldn't be completely bored we will play checkers and bet.

Well, I don't know, for example...???

Are you a faggot? - What? -

Are you a faggot? Whats a faggot?

Are you gay?

Fuck no. Some guys thought I was gay, they even beat the shit out of me once...

then, I think...my father told me:

the most important thing is not to be called gay because if you're called that once

you'll have that nickname forever. And that's worst of all.

And that guy who beat shit out of me... I shat in his shoes.

That motherfucker put his shoe on in the morning and his foot was all covered in shit.

But he immediately understood that it was me.

Are you gonna shit in my things while I sleep because I called you gay?

No. - Thanks. -

We're the only two here. You'll know at once that it was me.

I will fucking know, and I will fucking hit you right away.

Anyway, when I shat in his shoe, them bitches were all asleep

they had to notice the shit, clean the shoe...

but I shit and went to sleep at once...so...

but those motherfuckers undressed me when they realized...and there were still pieces of shit on my ass

and shit from shoe stank the same as the shit on my ass. And they all wanted to fuck me

I woke up at once...I don't even know what they found in me,

I was all screaming, and they said: "to hell with him", understand?

They smeared me with shit and made me eat a bit of it.

After that I was transfered to another division... that happened when I was still in quick response unit.

And how was the shit? Tasty?

Shit...was so so, you know, like earth. - I wouldn't think that. -

Swine eat their shit, and they...their hearts are even transplanted into man.

Did you enjoy the shit?

Well, understand...they fucking beat me, I had such a mood then...

From the way you're telling it, I get the impression you enjoyed the shit.

????? Well, alright, what's with you...

If you're, as you say, fed up with me, I would simply walk away

but we're sitting here...sitting two of us...

What a dumbass you are, bitch! We're sitting here...two of us...

Could you shut the fuck up and just sit without saying a goddamn thing?

You can smoke it till the end if you want. Why are you so mad?

If I wanted to smoke I'd ask you "give me fucking cigarette".

I don't want to smoke, I want you to shut up.

Mother just sent me this package... What have I to do with your mother, for fucks sake!

What have I to do with your cigarettes! Could you just fucking shut up!

Why are you such an angry man? Guys, just be people...

I'm always telling you that. Why do you always start...

I don't start a fucking thing! I want nothing from you. I want you to shut up. That's all.

I'm fucking fed up with your stories, I can't hear them anymore.

One story is fucking stupider than other.

About shit, about cum... what are you babbling?

You will have a fucking boner... some fucking bullshit.

Listen, if you want I'll tell you something else, something good...

like how I'm doing my push-ups?

Listen, I can do push-ups once more.

Go on. Start doing it. Do your fucking push-ups.

Only don't hit me in the ass... I won't, I'll just watch and receive fucking pleasure.

It's better not to lift up ass when you're doing push-ups...

Go on, bitch! Do your push-ups, bitch!

Wait...one more time...guys, what are you doing? Be people!

Who are you addressing in plural? I'm the only one here.

Come on! Two! Three!

Be people, guys, we're all...we're all people. - You're crazy, completely crazy. -

Your roof has gone off, you understand?

????? or what are you gonna do?

What story are you gonna tell me now? - We agreed on checkers... -

What checkers? We will play checkers. Everytime you lose, I'll fucking hit you.

You...

What "you"? Who "you"? We're only two here. I'm one and you.

What fucking checkers? What the fuck are talking about?

On what were you gonna play checkers? What fucking push-ups are you doing?

Do you understand you're crazy?

I'm not crazy, he is not crazy, but you are! - Do you want me to tell about winter? -

See, bro...

What bro? Do you understand I'm fucking fed up with you!

- It's such a good story. - I just simply can't comprehend you!

Just to kill you and bury somewhere, or I don't know what to fucking do with you.

Just shut the hell up!

Or can't you? Do you know how your making me feel? I'm losing my mind because of you.

Not because I'm here, but because of you, bitch. - Alright, be people... -

Who are "we"?! Who are you talking to? I'm the only fucking one here!

Who's people? I'm not a man anymore, I'm a fucking beast.

Why are you shouting all the time?

Who is this "we", for motherfuckings sake! Who's this fucking "we" that's why I'm shouting!

Do you want hear about furuncule... - Yes, I want to hear about furuncule -

I, too, had one once. Fucking big, it looked like a ???, I went to the fucking hospital,

but instead of that they fucking cut my leg off, fucking great story, isn't it?

I had an incident once... And then they sewed it back on.

Guys taught me...if you're going into hospital...

Wait, don't you give a fuck that I'm shouting at you, that I could beat the shit out of you?

You simply don't give a fuck, do you? - Why are you so angry people... -

Who's "you angry"? Who's "you"? Count me who do you see here. Fucking lunatic!

Here-a we are two, right?

Here-a! Who taught you to talk like that "here-a"? HERE, shit!

You're serving in army. You have to talk fucking correct.

You're military man, don't fucking disgrace the shoulder-straps.

What the fuck is that? They ripped my straps off, but left his. Fucking nice. Fuck.

Give it here, bitch, otherwise I'll beat the shit out of you.

Why did you throw the shoulder-strap on the floor?

Shit, you're standing in line for the firing squad not shoulder-straps!

They will be swearing at me afterwards...

Lieutenant. You're faggot, not a lieutenant, bitch. - Why did you rip off my shoulder-strap? -

Shoulder-strap, what shoulder-strap? Shoulder-straps, there's two of them, I riped off fucking two of them.

You're a good guy...

I am good guy but you're a fucking awesome guy... Jolly, bitch... - And how fucking jolly you are! I'm simply...

I'm simply having damn fun whole damn day, I just sit here and laugh just like in some fucking concert.

Listen, I know how, bro...I'll stand on one leg and you'll give me my shoulder-strap back?

Like a heron? Do you want it?

You're fucked up!

Without using my hands, I'm not even holding anything.

Like a heron. Just give back the shoulder-straps after that.

Alright, ok. - Like a heron. -

Like a heron, and I'll return your shoulder-straps at once.

Just don't hit me in the face, alright?

One more word and I'll hit you in the solar plexus.

If you stand like heron once more, I'll really hit your fucking face.

Oh, how you hit me!

And what did you fucking think? That I'll stroke you and you won't feel a fucking thing?

One more word, another hit in solar plexus. - I'll just jump a little bit. -

You'll jump? I will totally fucking kill you.

You're somehow... I am good.

To escort these fucking dumbasses...

...what is with you? Now I will tell you... Look, I will tell you a good one now.

Look... - Fuck! There are many flies in here...!

See, the flies. They disturb my sleep... I'll shit here, all of them will fly here and we'll kill them.

Then you'll have a good sleep. OK?

I'll shit...and all the flies will fly...here, to us... Where else? They have only this place here.

Do you want me to shit here? Flies...and we'll kill them.

Well then? To shit?

I'll kill you now.

Don't, don't!

Mommy...

What are you doing, people? What are you doing, people?

What are you doing, people?

To work!

Bro, bro, I'll be here, bro...

Clean the shit! Clean the shit! Am I supposed to clean it with a fork?

Sit down! Clean! So that it is clean! How am I supposed to clean it with a fork?

Show me how! Start cleaning!

What "start cleaning"! How am I supposed to clean it with a fork?

Totally mad. Show me how am I supposed to clean! Fuck!

Fuck!

Keep cleaning, bitch! Look how it has to be done. Fast, fast.

Keep cleaning shit! You're doing great...Keep working.

Bitch...shit...to clean it using a dick...

I won't... Then get the fuck out of here!

You can't do a thing! Go to hell, piece of shit!

Oh, bro, you're back. Why are you sad?

You kept fighting and fighting, now you're here...

Let me help you, bro. What is with you? We're all people. Bro, get up there.

What's happened? I see you're not feeling well.

You, too, hit me...you hit me hard.

What's up? What's up? We're all people, you know it.

We live, live, any way we can.

My mother also said...she says: "Live and don't bother others to live". Understand?

Listen, I'll sing you something, will I?

This is a song about the circus. It's called "Green Elephant".

I'll sing it now because when you were taken away I composed it.

So, first part goes like this:

Our green elephant has arrived at the orchestra, our green elephant has brought a trumpet with him

When guys were walking away the green elephant played on the trumpet.

Played...just a moment, wait. I'll remember in a moment.

Played about how bad it is to live in a cage how bad it is to eat. How bad it is to eat damn food

how bad everybody feels, but the green elphant feels worse.

So the song goes. I just wanted to sing you this song...

No, simply I see... Enough. Let's sleep.

Before sleeping... - No, no need. Alright, brother, bro... - I want to sleep.

I'm going, too, right away, I just sang to you... I want you to not talk in your sleep.

I sincerely ask you not to talk in your sleep. You know, bro, everything hurts...

I need to sleep, to lie down a little... Fall asleep, I beg you, fall asleep.

There's only two of us here-a... And mother told me...

in some circumstances, you must always have friends...

I want to sleep with my head on this side.

Go on, lie down, bro...

I want to lay... - Go on, lay down, bro... -

I want to lay down with my head on this side but I don't want to hear your voice...

I'm sleeping, too, I'm sleeping.

I can't sleep on this side, because there's water dripping...

No questions, bro... - Don't talk, I'm asking you. -

I'm sleeping, that's all...mother told me one needs to have a friend, any kind of friend...

If you won't fall asleep, I'll get you to sleep. - Go to sleep, go. Sleep, sleep. -

...because friends won't help...

...to be on guard all day...them bitches are sleeping, but I...I don't sleep...

What am I? I want, to...fuck...

They're sleeping, but me?

To fuck every one of them! Sleeping bitches! What of me?

...to be on guard all day...them bitches are sleeping, but I...I don't sleep...

What am I?

I want, to...fuck...

They're sleeping, but me?

To fuck every one of them!

Sleeping bitches! What of me?

Bro! Bro! - I fucking hate it. -

How was your sleep? Bro? You're probably hungry.

Holy shit! Get the fuck out of here! - What's-a happened? -

Have you shit yourself, dumbass?! No, I didn't poo. I brought you something to eat.

Motherfucking faggot! What the fuck have you done, dumbass!

What is with you? I brought you something to eat.

You shit after all, idiot. Take that shit fucking away from here!

I brought you something to eat...

What did you bring me to eat! You're dumbass! Why are you smeared with shit, idiot!

I've already eaten, I... - Fucking faggot! Bitch! -

Take that shit fucking out of here! Holy shit! And you shit all over the floor!

I wanted you to have something to eat... - Fucking idiot! I'll fucking kill you now! -

I will fucking kill you now!

I brought you something to eat. - You are a faggot. -

To eat... - You're crazy, fucking mother.-

Who have they put in this cell with me ...holy shit.

I'm honestly telling, I only wanted to do a good deed for you, I didn't...

Shit? What good deed!

Why did you shit on the plate! We eat from it.

Why the fuck did you smear yourself with shit!

I'll fucking kill you! ...my button teared off...

I didn't shit......good deed...

I will kill you now! I will fucking kill you! Do you realize I'll kill you now?

[gibberish]

Step under dripping water and wash yourself, bitch!

Governor! Governor!

This idiot has shit! Governor!

Step under water so that you get clean! Do you understand!!!

So that you were clean, bitch! Shit yourself, faggot!

Governor! He's shit himself! Wash him or otherwise I won't be sitting here!

I won't be sitting here with this shit-eater! - Breakfast will go bad... -

?????

[gibberish]

Go, wash yourself! Wash yourself or I'll kill you!

Go there! And clean yourself, bitch! Or I will fucking strangle you with my own hands!

[gibberish]

Put the plate away and wash yourself! Put the plate away! I don't need your shit!

Step away! Step away, I said! [gibberish]

Go, wash yourself!

Leave the plate alone and wash yourself! Put it on the floor! On the fucking floor!

Take it way from me, bitch! Take that shit away!

Wash yourself or I'll kill you right away!

Bitch, dumbass...fucking dumbass!

Step away from me! Step the fuck away from me, I said! And put plate on the floor! Wash yourself, faggot!

Shit all over the place.

Such a stench!

...I wanted to be friends with you, we would've eaten....

All smeared with shit!

Keep away from me! Put the plate away!

Get away!

Wash yourself, fucking wash yourself!

Wash your fat fucking belly!

Governor! Get this fucker away from me!

What to eat? Who ate? You ate bread? Didn't you guzzle shit?

I told you to wash yourself!

Wash yourself, faggot, wash yourself!

Silence! Get to work!

Get down! Get down! Get to work! - He's shit himself! -

Go clean the latrine! - He shit! -

Go! Go! - No fucking way! -

Get to work! Get to cleaning shit, go! - All covered in shit! -

Go clean shit! Go, clean shit!

How do you do? - Hello. -

What's up, eagle, shit?

I didn't do anything, no, no, pass through, please. Pass through, bro, pass through!

Did I allow you to speak, bitch?

What... Keep the fucking silence!

Well? Still with your jokes? No, no way. No.

What grade did you graduate? Sixth.

I don't understand a thing. Officers? Some kind of shit!

Faggots! Fucking motherland...gave them stars. Wear them, wear those stars.

I fucking don't want to, I want to eat shit.

What's that? Is that the army?

Is that the army?

Bitches! Officers! With shoulder-straps, eating shit.

Fucking faggots.

So, I'll give you a lecture now.

Good. Sit there, bitch. There.

Keep silent, shut your trap. Shut your trap!

So, the Japanese before World War II

to be exact, Admiral Yamamoto

decided to fuck up the American fleet at the Hawaian islands.

Afterwards it went into history as the Pearl Harbour catastrophe.

Listen and keep it in mind.

The commanding officer of the air raid on Pearharbour was Admiral Naguma.

A middle officier in fact...that is, an acting officer, a proffesional, but without any imagination.

Japanese in general have never had many people with imagination...

Shit on the stick! you know fucking nothing. You can't do anything. What are you doing in the army?

I... Silence!

What planes were on those aircraft carriers?

A? No "a"! What planes?

What is the best-known plane in the Pacific ocean theatre of war?

Tiger.

Pursuit planes, bitch!

Pursuit planes, you fucking animal!

On December 7, 1941

the Japanese fleet consisting of six aircarft carriers

Akagi, Kaga, Hiriu, Soriu, Sekagu and Djukagu, as well as two battleships Hiriei and Kirisima

appeared on traverse side

of the Oahu in the Hawaian islands.

First air charge consisted of 50 pursuit planes from Soriu, 40 torpedo carriers and 81 bombers.

As a result of this air charge

four battleships of the American fleet were sunk.

What ships were those?

What ships!

Arizona, West Virginia, Oklahoma and Maryland.

You have to know this!

If you studied in sixth grade school. That's fucking classics!

Pursuit planes, bitch!

Pursuit planes, you fucking animal!

Nowadays our army conforms exactly with this kind of officer.

At least those few who fucked Americans in the ass.

You must know this!

Dog-shit!

Come here, fucking bitch! Dog-shit!

Well, now tea will be brought and we will continue.

Though you're a total idiot, I think this information will do you good during the next hour.

Grant permission to come in, comrade captain. - Permission granted. -

Tea.

One spoon? - That's right. -

Some kind of piss.

One step in my direction.

Open your mouth.

Hold it with your teeth.

Go to the kitchen and tell them not to make tea like this ever again.

Do you see this worm?

What do you want to do with him? - Destroy. -

And how are you going to do it? [both speaking at the same time] - Silence!

Go on. Get started.

Bitch!

Let's go! To the pit!

Let's go to the pit.

Calm down, I'm asking you to calm down. Calm down, they're coming, understand?

Now we'll get beaten to a pulp.

I'll be beaten first, for you.

Enough...

Nobody beat you, nobody touched you. We could get really beaten up if you behave like that.

Could you calm down? Relax.

Part two. Good day.

I'll kiss your feet.

Stand up!

Well then, goldfinches...

Silence! Animal!

You are here to feel it till the end. - That's right. -

Till the very end. - That's right. -

And so that fear would creep into your heads. - That's right. -

Shit. - That's right. -

Why are you standing here!

You're living your last hour.

Animal! - Pardon me, comrade captain. -

Dirty worm, what have you done!

Dance now! Dance, bitch!

Dance, bitch! You two, sing the song!

Pieces of shit! How much ??? What are you doing?

I told you to sing "Apple". Now sing "Apple" faster!

You think I'm crazy? I'm not fucking crazy!

I will be more fucking normal than all the fucking normals.

I'll drive all of you fucking crazy!

I will show you such fucking craziness. Communists will be lain to rest, bitches!

To catch a rat!!! Do you hear or not?

Why are you so fucking fat? Did mommy and daddy feed you fucking well?

Or were they fat, too?

Heil Hitler!

Why are you shouting? We spilled our blood for you in '41 but you're shouting "Heil Hitler!'?

Pull bananas out of your ears!

What was the role of the northern connection? Who commanded the northern connection?

And what Japanese imperial forces were in the northern connection in 1943?

Chapayev. Whats fucking Chapayev!

What fucking Chapayev!

Do you want to eat, bitch? - I do. -

Will you be sucking dick?

You're last faggot, bitch, cocksucker. - I'm no cocksucker, I won't suck cock. -

Let shit-eater suck dick. ...and after that sleep...

Will you be sucking cock? Get up, bitch!

...I want to sleep... - Will you be sucking dick? Bitch! -

Go on, suck it!

Mother forbide me to suck.

Comrade captain, he will suck.

Faggot. Fucking shit-eater, you like it.

Fucking bitch.

You know, captains is ????

[naming japanese ships]

[gibberish]

Finally you've come.

My bro, my bro...

You've come, you've come to me.

You've brought me ???

Play!

... a song you've been waiting many years for...

....dead hands...

...and his dead hands...

[gibberish]

...I will kill him!

...you're good a person...

What's with you? Step away!

[gibberish]

...my dear mommy...

...mommy, my mommy...

...do you want to become cold?

...do you want to give me cold fish soup?

????? Oh, you, my mother!

We'd go to the forest, we'd go to the fields

then we'd eat what we had found...

We'd sit peacefully, I'd ask you if I could go poo-poo

and you'd say: go, poo-poo under some bush. I'd poo-poo...

I'd wipe shit with my finger, mommy, and then with leaf...

With a leaf, all with a leaf, I'd be clean...

????

...you'd come. You'd bring money at least, I hope...

...white belly, let's wipe your belly...

Where am I supposed to go now? Where to crawl?

To crawl underneath the earth?

To kiss your feet now?

How am I supposed to live now?

To search for moles? Moles...

Black moles.

Now we'll get everything clean...

Wipe everything, it'll be alright.

We'll cover you, prepare you...

Are you alive?

Alive?

Alive, bitch! Bread, give me some bread.

Get up!

Wake up! Alive?

You'll be a witness. Get up!

Get up, bitch! I'm a Colonel, look at me!

Let's go to the parade! Come to the parade with me!

Get up!

You're alive. Alive.

There'll be at least one witness. I'm a Colonel.

Let's go to the parade. Parade. Wake up!

Wake up! Let's go to the parade. I'm a Colonel. Get up!

Get up, swine! You'll be a witness.

I'm a Colonel.

Get up!

I'll tell you everything, show you everything, explain everything.

Sit. Sit down.

You're good, you're smart, you understand everything.

I am a Colonel. Everything will be alright.

I'm on horseback. You're on the white horse and I'm on the white horse.

And after that ball. After that fireworks in our honour.

At first to the parade.

And then...

we'll go to the officers' house.

There will be ball.

Beer.

Fireworks.

Fireworks in my honour. I'm a Colonel.

And you...on the white horse.

Can you hear me?

Look, what uniform I have!

Look, what stars go with it.

I haven't shown it to anybody yet.

I'll show only you.

Look.

That's my trappings.

Custom made.

Look. Don't be afraid.

Shoulder-straps. I changed them. Look. Shoulder-straps. Real ones. See?

Colonel. I am a Colonel.

I'll wear it at the parade. This is my uniform. Cleanest.

Why are you coughing?

We'll go to officers' house, drink some beer and you'll stop coughing.

I, Korsikov, on the white horse command the parade.

I am a Colonel. I command the parade.

I'm all in stars. I'm on the white horse.

I am a Colonel. I command the parade.

I'm in the stars [maybe "I'm from the stars."]

I'm a green elephant, I'm a jolly tadpole.