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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:02,222 Did you say someone tried to hold up the Galleria? 2 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:04,340 Hand over the money! You're the worst robber ever. 3 00:00:04,383 --> 00:00:04,903 (THUD!) 4 00:00:05,456 --> 00:00:05,976 Keith'? 5 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:09,425 Let me make it up to you guys by stealing something I know you'll dig. 6 00:00:09,603 --> 00:00:11,488 Guys, check out what Keith's bought us. 7 00:00:11,557 --> 00:00:14,608 You don't go to the smorgasbord and just get the glazed ham, do ya'? 8 00:00:14,733 --> 00:00:15,663 (MOANS LOUDLY) 9 00:00:16,328 --> 00:00:18,033 I'm a gift to the women of the world. 10 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:20,432 I hate your guts, Eric. Lion's gotta roar. 11 00:00:20,457 --> 00:00:22,507 (KNOCK AT DOOR) Hello? It's me. I'm sleeping. 12 00:00:22,532 --> 00:00:28,632 I'm not gonna tell anyone I swear. If you mess this up, I dunno what I'd have to do Probably kill you 13 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,346 Who the hell would send me a cake'? 14 00:00:31,371 --> 00:00:32,891 SOFTLY: # Happy birthday, 15 00:00:33,172 --> 00:00:33,982 # dear Gary. # 16 00:00:42,299 --> 00:00:43,109 (ROCK MUSIC) 17 00:00:52,575 --> 00:00:53,565 (ENGINE STARTS) 18 00:01:03,736 --> 00:01:04,436 (LAUGHTER) 19 00:01:08,254 --> 00:01:09,244 Holy shitballs. 20 00:01:11,252 --> 00:01:13,718 Did someone trash the place or am I just drunk'? 21 00:01:13,779 --> 00:01:15,669 I'm gonna go with yes and yes. 22 00:01:16,945 --> 00:01:20,015 Not my precious! Oh, fuck. Check your rooms, boys. 23 00:01:23,055 --> 00:01:24,745 Clear. Clear. KEITH: Clear. 24 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:25,830 Oh, fuck. 25 00:01:28,917 --> 00:01:29,497 (GROANS) 26 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,000 Was it like that when we left'? 27 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:38,688 Some animal has destroyed my bed! And an excellent job they've done of it. 28 00:01:39,075 --> 00:01:40,806 (GROANS) Why would someone do this to me'? 29 00:01:40,853 --> 00:01:44,323 READS: I'm pregnant, and it's all your fault, fuckhead. 30 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:46,408 (TENSE MUSIC) 31 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,725 Why are you looking at me'? 32 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:49,730 Well, your bed. 33 00:01:50,459 --> 00:01:51,669 The note - your bed. 34 00:01:52,647 --> 00:01:56,156 Eric's gonna be a daddy The mother does not seem happy about it. 35 00:01:56,334 --> 00:02:00,814 Yeah, the mother also seems to have violent tendencies and control issues. 36 00:02:01,547 --> 00:02:02,237 Oh, Mandy. 37 00:02:03,508 --> 00:02:03,908 Yeah! 38 00:02:05,116 --> 00:02:05,806 That fits. 39 00:02:08,842 --> 00:02:09,422 (GROANS) 40 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:11,024 And you're absolutely sure that when you were with her, 41 00:02:11,186 --> 00:02:15,749 one of your little swimmers didn't get loose and do the deed? No way. My boys, they stay bagged. 42 00:02:15,774 --> 00:02:17,721 And how come you didn't... you know'? 43 00:02:17,795 --> 00:02:21,544 Oh, he means put a condom on your penis, Eric. Yeah, I know what he means. 44 00:02:21,571 --> 00:02:23,326 I'm just a more go-with-the-flow kind of guy. 45 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:27,110 - The flow that takes you straight to Daddytown. - (LAUGHTER) 46 00:02:30,045 --> 00:02:34,437 Wolf's not here - something about checking out a warehouse. We're not seeking Wolf. 47 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:38,759 Seeking breakfast, are you? Well, it has been a long time since our last meal that wasn't beer 48 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:39,547 Sit down. 49 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,173 Do I know you'? I'm Keith. 50 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:49,576 Keith? How's that Chinese? I wouldn't know. I'm from Swanson. 51 00:02:49,733 --> 00:02:51,321 We're actually here to talk to Mrs Cheryl. 52 00:02:51,498 --> 00:02:53,042 So why do you lot need to talk to her'? 53 00:02:53,067 --> 00:02:57,397 Oh, I just need some advice as to the safest way to deal with something. 54 00:02:59,056 --> 00:03:04,336 That something being that it appears that I may have knocked up her little sister Mandy. 55 00:03:05,026 --> 00:03:06,646 Christ. Is she even legal? 56 00:03:06,948 --> 00:03:08,848 Yes, yeah, she is of legal age. 57 00:03:09,566 --> 00:03:12,906 I'm not a... (CHUCKLES) I'm not some kind of monster. 58 00:03:13,295 --> 00:03:16,515 Right, well, we should be off on this recce, then. Hamilton awaits. 59 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:20,644 Be back when we're back Same as always Good luck with all of this 60 00:03:20,769 --> 00:03:22,559 This'? Nothing to do with me. 61 00:03:23,362 --> 00:03:27,288 I'm just looking forward to Slutty Pants getting the news she's gonna be an auntie. 62 00:03:27,313 --> 00:03:28,173 Just be nice. 63 00:03:30,185 --> 00:03:33,775 So, Eric, how're you liking the idea of fatherhood, then'? 64 00:03:34,745 --> 00:03:38,265 Oh, you know, I'm just... just getting my head around it. 65 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:42,236 The fact a wank stain like that can breed - not a good omen for the human race. 66 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:46,329 Yeah, well, chances are Cheryl'll cut off his balls, so it'll just be the one kid. 67 00:03:46,376 --> 00:03:46,956 (LAUGHS) 68 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:50,100 (ENGINE STARTS) 69 00:03:53,242 --> 00:03:54,522 (LOW, OMINOUS MUSIC) 70 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:08,338 So, Sparky, how's your life at the Figgs estate going? Great. 71 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:15,450 Great? Yeah. Really putting my electrician skills to good use. 72 00:04:16,535 --> 00:04:21,232 It's not supposed to be fuckin' work experience. Have you learnt anything of use about Figgs? 73 00:04:21,257 --> 00:04:23,607 Only that he has no idea that I exist. 74 00:04:24,975 --> 00:04:29,423 Sparky, it's a good thing if he doesn't notice you. You do get that, right? 75 00:04:29,454 --> 00:04:30,654 As your spy. Yeah. 76 00:04:32,004 --> 00:04:35,649 You know, the thing they do say about Figgs up there - they say that he murdered someone 77 00:04:35,682 --> 00:04:40,752 Yeah We do know this Yeah, well, it's messing with my head I'm spying on a murderer 78 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:44,481 Sparky, he's not gonna murder you. I'm spying on a murderer during the day, 79 00:04:44,539 --> 00:04:46,813 and I'm hanging out with my best mate who wants to murder me at night. 80 00:04:47,008 --> 00:04:52,388 It's like everyone wants to kill me. What the hell are you talking about? What best mate? 81 00:04:52,566 --> 00:04:55,966 What? You just said, 'My best mate who wants to kill me' 82 00:04:57,239 --> 00:04:59,609 Oh! (SCOFFS) Weird me. Forget I spoke. 83 00:05:01,141 --> 00:05:02,881 Are you talking about Wolf'? 84 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:08,889 He was joking. I think he was joking. There's a possibility he may have been joking. 85 00:05:09,748 --> 00:05:13,618 Why would Wolf wanna kill you'? Cos I'm bad at keeping secrets. 86 00:05:15,155 --> 00:05:17,525 Is this about your sister'? You know'? 87 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,807 That he's the father of her child - yeah. 88 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:22,450 That too. 89 00:05:24,466 --> 00:05:29,426 Is he still going there? Is he still dipping his wick? You didn't hear it from me. 90 00:05:30,046 --> 00:05:32,806 Because if he found out, he's gonna kill me. 91 00:05:34,676 --> 00:05:36,696 Bull-fucking-shit. It's true. 92 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:38,830 Now she's up the duff. Yes. 93 00:05:39,736 --> 00:05:41,176 My little sister. YES. 94 00:05:42,163 --> 00:05:44,343 (CHUCKLES WRYLY) Oh, you are so fucked. 95 00:05:44,459 --> 00:05:50,649 Well, you know, technically, we're gonna be related, so, you know, you could put in a good word for me. 96 00:05:51,814 --> 00:05:55,284 The attack on the flat was vicious. So, look, going back - 97 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:59,631 any words of wisdom as to how to soothe the savage beast, as it were'? 98 00:06:01,912 --> 00:06:05,032 You really should've kept your dick in your pants. 99 00:06:06,443 --> 00:06:07,603 (LOW, TENSE MUSIC) 100 00:06:16,016 --> 00:06:18,086 (CAR DOOR SHUTS) Rita! It's him! 101 00:06:19,169 --> 00:06:21,079 What'? Look! My Rarotonga man. 102 00:06:21,956 --> 00:06:24,096 Doesn't look Rarotongan. No. Yes. 103 00:06:25,842 --> 00:06:30,533 It's the guy that I... in Rarotonga. You were sick when I told you, so you probably don't remember. 104 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:33,765 The guy you cheated on Brian with in Rarotonga. Yes, him. 105 00:06:33,791 --> 00:06:35,525 Turns out he's actually a Te Atatu man. 106 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,205 Ah, so you two can see each other again. 107 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:42,816 Well, no, because he's in police custody now, on this epic multimillion-dollar benefit fraud. 108 00:06:42,947 --> 00:06:48,117 Apparently, he's got hundreds of fake identities. Sure know how to pick 'em, Carol (!) 109 00:06:52,602 --> 00:06:56,512 I find it helps when I don't think about her. So, not now, then. 110 00:06:57,478 --> 00:07:00,258 What? Well, you're thinking about Carol now. 111 00:07:01,268 --> 00:07:03,098 Well, I wasn't, but I am now. 112 00:07:03,914 --> 00:07:06,814 Thanks, Bert (!) But you were talking about her. 113 00:07:07,152 --> 00:07:09,247 Well, it doesn't mean I was thinking about her. 114 00:07:09,425 --> 00:07:10,745 Hi, boys. Hi, Carol. 115 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:13,438 Nice to see you both... 116 00:07:14,318 --> 00:07:14,958 together. 117 00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:18,190 Phineas. 118 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:22,928 Oh, we've got a bit of downtime while Ted's sussing a job. 119 00:07:22,987 --> 00:07:27,127 Well, what if I said I think I have a job - for you. Well, us, really. 120 00:07:29,497 --> 00:07:31,047 You mean like a job job'? 121 00:07:31,467 --> 00:07:32,667 So, I met this guy. 122 00:07:33,581 --> 00:07:35,081 It's not important how. 123 00:07:36,308 --> 00:07:39,302 But the thing is it turns out he's a mega fraudster. 124 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:43,980 Though, I didn't realise that at the time, but it totally makes sense (CHUCKLES) 125 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,745 Which also isn't important. 126 00:07:46,269 --> 00:07:50,419 What is important is that when the police raided his house and arrested him, 127 00:07:50,444 --> 00:07:54,957 they found money stashed in the walls and gold bars under the shower - stuff everywhere. 128 00:07:55,115 --> 00:07:55,625 Oh, eh. 129 00:07:56,591 --> 00:07:56,931 Wow. 130 00:07:57,559 --> 00:08:03,749 This guy told rne that he had another place - his love shack was what he called it - up in the Waitakeres. 131 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,972 Why'd he tell you that for'? 132 00:08:06,413 --> 00:08:12,523 The thing is there's no mention of the place in the article. So I wonder if they don't know about it. 133 00:08:12,803 --> 00:08:16,793 He kept it hidden from the police using another of his many names. 134 00:08:17,010 --> 00:08:20,220 So how do you know this prick? I met him on a flight. 135 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,713 OK. I screwed him on a layover in Rarotonga. 136 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:30,636 But it's just because he was charming and I was drunk and in Rarotonga. 137 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:35,417 But you can't tell Brian. So there's some stuff stashed in this love shack. 138 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:39,568 Yes, that's what I'm saying, and you can't tell Brian that either. 139 00:08:39,726 --> 00:08:40,816 Why'? Why what'? 140 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:46,660 Well, why do you wanna do this job but you don't want your husband to know? 141 00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:52,438 Well, I... I've helped out on lots of jobs in the past - morale boosting, welcome-home parties. 142 00:08:53,652 --> 00:08:56,612 I even drove once. Remember'? I remember, Carol. 143 00:08:56,809 --> 00:09:02,289 And I always found that stuff kind of exciting. It would excite me in ways I won't go into. 144 00:09:04,113 --> 00:09:06,063 But it did, and I kinda miss it. 145 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:10,380 So when I read the article, and it clicked, it got me excited. 146 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:12,120 So,... 147 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,400 Are you in'? 148 00:09:18,223 --> 00:09:19,843 (POP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 149 00:09:22,011 --> 00:09:23,701 (ENGINE STOPS, MUSIC STOPS) 150 00:09:24,888 --> 00:09:25,808 You dumb shit. 151 00:09:38,387 --> 00:09:39,377 (BABY WHIMPERS) 152 00:09:41,027 --> 00:09:42,017 (WOLF WHISPERS) 153 00:09:43,869 --> 00:09:45,149 (ANNE-MARIE LAUGHS) 154 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,621 ANNE-MARIE: Ooh. (WOLF CHUCKLES, BABY GURGLES) 155 00:09:51,898 --> 00:09:55,228 WOLF: Oh, no, no, no. No, he likes it. He likes it, eh. 156 00:09:56,199 --> 00:09:58,529 (BLOWS SOFT RASPBERRY) (BABY BABBLES) 157 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,791 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah. Jesus. 158 00:10:03,787 --> 00:10:05,697 Well, isn't this sickly sweet. 159 00:10:06,601 --> 00:10:07,591 (BABY WHIMPERS) 160 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:18,451 How did you know I was here'? Did fucking Sparky spill the beans? 161 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:22,487 It doesn't matter how I found out, Wolf; it just matters that I did. 162 00:10:22,512 --> 00:10:25,512 And it wasn't hard. Your bike is parked outside. 163 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:29,771 Rita, I'm so sorry It's not- Save it. I really don't fucking care 164 00:10:35,027 --> 00:10:35,837 (ROCK MUSIC) 165 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:48,170 Yeah, OK. I'm a piece of shit. I'm a liar. I- I don't care, Wolf. 166 00:10:48,887 --> 00:10:51,287 I don't give a shit about any of that. 167 00:10:51,455 --> 00:10:55,665 But if you're gonna sleep around, you need to do it better. OK? What? 168 00:10:59,878 --> 00:11:04,370 I guess as your mother I should ask you whether jeopardising your family for a root is wise. 169 00:11:04,395 --> 00:11:05,655 It's not like that. 170 00:11:07,577 --> 00:11:08,787 I love Anne-Marie. 171 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,060 (SCOFFS) 172 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:12,340 Nah. Yes. 173 00:11:14,636 --> 00:11:18,885 Then if you love Anne-Marie, you need to dump Cheryl I love Cheryl too. 174 00:11:19,085 --> 00:11:25,005 Bloody young people and bloody feelings. I have managed to live my entire life loving only one man. 175 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:29,010 I'm not saint, but I'm only really ever loved Ted. 176 00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:32,703 So you have to choose - Cheryl or Anne-Marie. 177 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:39,530 No. No, no, no, no. You don't get to make these decisions for me, 178 00:11:39,731 --> 00:11:42,191 so you can stay the fuck out of my life. 179 00:11:43,696 --> 00:11:44,856 (LOW, TENSE MUSIC) 180 00:11:52,351 --> 00:11:53,341 What situation? 181 00:11:54,265 --> 00:11:58,573 The one you find yourself in. You sure it's not Keith and definitely Eric. 182 00:11:58,731 --> 00:11:59,131 What? 183 00:12:01,022 --> 00:12:03,132 (SCHOOLKIDS CHATTER IN BACKGROUND) 184 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:09,755 READS: I'm pregnant, and it's all your fault, fuckhead. 185 00:12:09,887 --> 00:12:13,704 Ew, gross. What? It wasn't you who fucked up my shit and left this note? 186 00:12:13,731 --> 00:12:16,171 Excuse me. lam definitely not pregnant. 187 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:22,372 And anyway, how could I be pregnant to you, dummy? We never rooted. (LAUGHS) Yes, we did. 188 00:12:22,455 --> 00:12:25,277 No. At the birthday party, on Wolf and Cheryl's bed. 189 00:12:25,331 --> 00:12:26,671 Nope, never happened. 190 00:12:27,374 --> 00:12:29,114 Wiped from the memory banks. 191 00:12:30,899 --> 00:12:33,789 I'm not fucking pregnant, and we never fucked. 192 00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:38,650 I reckon, Bert, (SIGHS) this job could be quite good. 193 00:12:40,489 --> 00:12:42,732 There might be a bit of cash in it, yeah. 194 00:12:42,757 --> 00:12:46,636 And Carol might want to get back together with rne. Ah, it's just a job, Phineas. 195 00:12:46,661 --> 00:12:48,541 But it's a job in a love nest. 196 00:12:49,405 --> 00:12:54,665 What if it's really romantic and it reminds Carol of me? Phin, Carol's with Brian now. 197 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,056 You know, except for when she was with this dude in Rarotonga. Exactly. 198 00:12:59,214 --> 00:13:02,444 Exactly what? Well, she needs a real man in her life. 199 00:13:02,537 --> 00:13:03,987 So... (SPADE CLATTERS) 200 00:13:04,432 --> 00:13:05,872 ...are we ready to go'? 201 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,842 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 202 00:13:18,276 --> 00:13:19,946 It's exciting, isn't it'? 203 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,260 It's like a treasure hunt. 204 00:13:22,447 --> 00:13:23,437 (ENGINE STARTS) 205 00:13:28,086 --> 00:13:32,025 My name is not on that note, so do we know that it is definitely for rne? 206 00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:37,002 We established that no one who lives here, apart from Keith, has had sex in living memory. 207 00:13:37,129 --> 00:13:39,259 But are you sure about that'? Yep. 208 00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:40,999 (INHALES) 209 00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:44,698 OK, well, there's something of a problem with that theory, then. 210 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:50,363 But the biggest problem as I see it right now is that we're out of beer. That's a good point. 211 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:57,875 You know, it could still actually be Mandy. Huh? She might just have the denials 212 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:02,622 or she didn't want to admit it with you idiots there. (TYRES SCREECH) 213 00:14:03,582 --> 00:14:05,432 Holy shit bags. (ENGINE REVS) 214 00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:08,797 Fuck! (GROANS) 215 00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:13,520 You bastard. 216 00:14:14,903 --> 00:14:15,993 We have a winner. 217 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,347 (ENGINE STOPS) 218 00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:48,004 Can I help you there, mate? Are you Rita West's son'? 219 00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:51,268 Who wants to know'? You're her son, right'? 220 00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:52,874 What's it to you? 221 00:14:53,796 --> 00:14:57,305 I need to talk to your mother. I don't think she's here right now. 222 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,885 Wait. Did she get the cake'? What? 223 00:14:59,059 --> 00:15:02,758 The one I sent her on my birthday. OK, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now. 224 00:15:02,783 --> 00:15:06,168 OK, but could you just take her a message? Can you could that'? 225 00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:09,011 It would help if I knew what this was about. 226 00:15:09,328 --> 00:15:13,358 Does she ever talk about me'? I don't know. Who the fuck are you'? 227 00:15:14,842 --> 00:15:15,992 I'm your brother. 228 00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:24,026 It's something like Bonaparte or Bogartie, but a Maori word. 229 00:15:26,282 --> 00:15:29,162 Yeah, nah, there's no 'B' in Maori, Carol. Oh. 230 00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:35,331 Maybe it's something starting with 'P'. ls there a 'P' in Maori? You mean like pohutukawa? 231 00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:42,619 I do know there's a cute driveway leading up to the house and it's completely hidden the other houses, 232 00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:44,218 so you can sunbathe nude. 233 00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:46,900 Or so he said. 234 00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:54,540 (SIGHS) Now I can't remember where it is, and that is because I am an awful person who cheated on Brian. 235 00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:58,385 No, Carol, you're not awful. Just... some kind of slut nympho. 236 00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:02,477 Hey, hey, we should, um, try this place, eh. 237 00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:04,345 Oh. 238 00:16:05,872 --> 00:16:06,562 Pohane St. 239 00:16:07,872 --> 00:16:09,252 That could be it. Yes. 240 00:16:09,723 --> 00:16:11,353 That sounds very familiar. 241 00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:13,622 Exciting! (MAP RUSTLES) 242 00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:19,653 (CAR DOOR SHUTS) 243 00:16:20,574 --> 00:16:22,194 Well, are you getting in'? 244 00:16:23,237 --> 00:16:24,727 I've got a huge stiffy. 245 00:16:34,329 --> 00:16:35,639 OK. We need to talk. 246 00:16:37,244 --> 00:16:39,445 You sorted out your secret family yet'? 247 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,920 Funny, I could ask you the same thing. 248 00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:45,866 Gary Savage. Does that name mean anything to you'? 249 00:16:46,079 --> 00:16:47,059 No. Should it'? 250 00:16:48,739 --> 00:16:49,729 (CHUCKLES) Yes. 251 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,030 I found my birth certificate when my dad died. 252 00:16:57,043 --> 00:16:58,093 Father - unknown. 253 00:17:00,046 --> 00:17:01,206 Mother - Rita West. 254 00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:05,373 Your name is on his birth certificate. 255 00:17:07,535 --> 00:17:08,585 Really? Nothing? 256 00:17:11,219 --> 00:17:12,309 How old are you'? 257 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,722 I just turned 16. 258 00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:17,019 I'm- I'm not after anything. 259 00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:19,586 I just... I just wanna meet her. 260 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,414 It's bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, I thought that might be the case. 261 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,403 But then I remembered something. Auntie Pat's. 262 00:17:29,606 --> 00:17:33,349 I stayed there for a few months, didn't I, while you were off doing something. 263 00:17:33,374 --> 00:17:38,804 And Dad was in prison at the time. Right? The Smith and Caughey's cock-up. When was that? 264 00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:42,123 Cos all I came up with was it was about 16 years ago. 265 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:47,490 Wolf, whatever memory you've imagined from when you were a kid, you can't trust it. 266 00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:48,690 Yeah. Yeah, maybe. 267 00:17:53,383 --> 00:17:55,573 It's pretty hard not to trust this. 268 00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,016 Ted doesn't know. 269 00:18:09,014 --> 00:18:10,930 He can't ever know. It'll kill him. 270 00:18:11,016 --> 00:18:11,826 This... kid - 271 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,560 he was a mistake, and I did what I needed to do to make it OK. 272 00:18:18,426 --> 00:18:20,666 Who's the father? What did he want? 273 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,931 Gary? No, fuckin' Santa Claus (!) 274 00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:27,133 He just wants to meet you. 275 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,257 Will you do that'? 276 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:33,059 (ROCK MUSIC) 277 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:43,179 I left you a fucking not saying I was pregnant, and you couldn't even be bothered to call, you dumb prick? 278 00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:46,131 In my defence, you didn't say who it was from. 279 00:18:46,304 --> 00:18:48,522 So? Well, who else have you been fucking'? 280 00:18:48,547 --> 00:18:50,842 Yeah, but that was quite a while ago, Krystle. 281 00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:53,927 So? So, who else have you been rooting since then? 282 00:18:54,139 --> 00:18:55,339 No one. You sure'? 283 00:18:56,174 --> 00:19:02,134 Cos I've been doing the dates and- Are you fucking kidding me? I'm pregnant, you cockhead. To you. 284 00:19:03,193 --> 00:19:05,723 So what are you gonna do about it'? Uh... 285 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:11,403 What do you want me to do about it? Help me break the news to my father, for starters 286 00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:16,629 He doesn't know? Well, I only just realised, you know - found out. 287 00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:19,701 Uh, what about, you know, periods and stuff'? 288 00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,784 What about, like, sometimes you don't keep track of those things, fuckhead? 289 00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:25,269 SOFTY- 290 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:31,338 I just thought that I was retaining water. I think it's what they call a petite pregnancy. 291 00:19:31,595 --> 00:19:35,382 So you're gonna be with me when I break the news to my father, Eric. 292 00:19:35,445 --> 00:19:40,782 (GROANS) Oh, can I at least have some time to think about it? You're just scared of my father. 293 00:19:40,807 --> 00:19:42,137 Well, yeah, that too. 294 00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:44,824 And with good reason. 295 00:19:48,037 --> 00:19:49,967 (FOOTSTEPS RETREAT, DOOR SLAMS) 296 00:19:51,743 --> 00:19:52,673 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 297 00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:08,238 He did say it was at the end of a dead-end road and something about a hidden driveway. 298 00:20:10,537 --> 00:20:12,057 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) 299 00:20:17,635 --> 00:20:18,325 Over here. 300 00:20:19,616 --> 00:20:20,296 Oh my God. 301 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,628 This must be it here. 302 00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:26,539 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) 303 00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:45,463 He described it just like this. 304 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:49,610 He said it was like being deep in your own private bush. 305 00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:52,381 Ooh. 306 00:20:54,227 --> 00:20:55,947 I guess now we find the key. 307 00:20:59,872 --> 00:21:00,392 (THUD!) 308 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:03,528 OK. Or that. 309 00:21:08,695 --> 00:21:09,215 (GASPS) 310 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:10,936 Champagne. 311 00:21:12,217 --> 00:21:15,397 What about it'? It was what we were drinking when... 312 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:17,677 you know... 313 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:22,936 So, what now, then? Well, in the newspaper, it said he had stuff hidden everywhere. 314 00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:23,555 So,... 315 00:21:25,693 --> 00:21:28,053 There could be money in here? I guess. 316 00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:33,320 (ZIP WHIZZES) 317 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:36,168 (BIRDS CHIRP OUTSIDE) 318 00:21:44,402 --> 00:21:45,622 (SLOW GUITAR MUSIC) 319 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:49,049 (GASPS SOFTLY) 320 00:21:53,737 --> 00:21:58,247 Well, we'll get the tools, then, eh? I'll check the other cushions. Yeah. 321 00:21:58,776 --> 00:21:59,296 (GASPS) 322 00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:04,788 It'll be fine. You think'? 323 00:22:05,274 --> 00:22:06,144 (BIRDS CHIRP) 324 00:22:08,877 --> 00:22:11,937 Hi. Um, I've been looking forward to meeting you. 325 00:22:13,174 --> 00:22:14,734 Gary? That's your name'? 326 00:22:15,838 --> 00:22:16,238 Yeah. 327 00:22:17,481 --> 00:22:21,231 Why are you here? I wanna know who my father is, for starters. 328 00:22:21,701 --> 00:22:23,881 So if I tell you that, we're done'? 329 00:22:25,322 --> 00:22:28,042 Well, I... l thought maybe we could reunite. 330 00:22:28,231 --> 00:22:32,566 No idea who your dad is. It was a one-night thing. Didn't even get his name. 331 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:33,700 So that's it'? 332 00:22:34,801 --> 00:22:35,201 Good. 333 00:22:36,872 --> 00:22:41,060 And if you come anywhere near my family again, you will fuckin' regret it. 334 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:44,280 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) You think I'm bloody kidding'? 335 00:22:44,509 --> 00:22:47,969 Just ask Wolf about how much I joke about shit like that. 336 00:22:49,211 --> 00:22:50,081 (TENSE MUSIC) 337 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,810 I've never been in a pub before. Really? 338 00:23:07,966 --> 00:23:14,066 Look, I'm sorry about Rita. She can be a bitch at the best of times, but that was a lot, even for her. 339 00:23:14,408 --> 00:23:19,218 Don't worry. I never really expected a happily ever after. What did you expect? 340 00:23:21,131 --> 00:23:24,791 I don't know. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Something that makes sense. 341 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:30,041 My mum, the one I grew up with, she was awesome, but she died when I was young. 342 00:23:30,881 --> 00:23:33,869 My dad wasn't the greatest, but, you know, at least he tried. 343 00:23:34,024 --> 00:23:37,664 I never even found out I was adopted until after that. Shit. 344 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:42,570 Yeah. Look, I'm not looking for a new mother. I had the best one in the world. 345 00:23:43,636 --> 00:23:46,136 Do you need... something? Anything? Nah. 346 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:49,972 My parents, they left me their house and some money. 347 00:23:50,905 --> 00:23:52,345 But... if it was you... 348 00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:56,371 wouldn't you wanna know'? 349 00:23:58,389 --> 00:23:58,959 I would. 350 00:24:00,279 --> 00:24:02,384 (DOOR OPENS, BELL JINGLES) RITA: Here you go. Thank you. 351 00:24:02,547 --> 00:24:03,887 (CASH REGISTER DINGS) 352 00:24:06,883 --> 00:24:08,453 Are you fucking kidding'? 353 00:24:09,477 --> 00:24:12,983 Gary is an orphan and doesn't want a thing from you, and you treat him like shit. 354 00:24:13,008 --> 00:24:17,575 Bullshit he doesn't want anything. Why the fuck else would he stalk rne and demand a meeting? 355 00:24:17,769 --> 00:24:20,672 Oh my God. You're unbelievable. Since you two are clearly now chums, 356 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:24,292 the next time you see the little bastard, you can tell him to fuck off again from me. 357 00:24:24,317 --> 00:24:27,418 What is wrong with you? If he shows up at the house again, I'll deny everything. 358 00:24:27,443 --> 00:24:30,558 He'll wish he was never born I know I do You're a coward 359 00:24:30,588 --> 00:24:32,498 Yes, Wolf. That's it. Exactly. 360 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:36,489 I am afraid of what'll happen when Ted's life is destroyed 361 00:24:36,514 --> 00:24:41,524 by finding out there's a fucking baby he has no idea about. He has a right to know. 362 00:24:42,679 --> 00:24:44,459 And if he does ever find out, 363 00:24:45,331 --> 00:24:50,651 and I don't care how, I will make sure that Cheryl finds out about baby fucking Brandon. 364 00:24:52,835 --> 00:24:54,445 Am I being clear on that'? 365 00:24:55,184 --> 00:24:56,644 (LOW, UNSETTLING MUSIC) 366 00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:05,759 # Oh, your love is like a flower. 367 00:25:09,065 --> 00:25:09,645 (shouts) 368 00:25:09,937 --> 00:25:11,153 # Forgive my love... 369 00:25:11,312 --> 00:25:13,342 (LAUGHS) Yeah! CAROL: Whoo-hoo! 370 00:25:13,851 --> 00:25:15,071 # Whenever I desire, 371 00:25:16,403 --> 00:25:17,843 # things you make me do, 372 00:25:19,544 --> 00:25:21,324 # I do to you is loving you... 373 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:23,735 Ah! 374 00:25:24,903 --> 00:25:26,753 # Our love, our love, our love. 375 00:25:28,752 --> 00:25:29,332 (LAUGHS) 376 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,380 #You...# 377 00:25:42,448 --> 00:25:42,788 Man, 378 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,779 This is the best job. 379 00:25:49,429 --> 00:25:50,759 You nailed it, Carol. 380 00:25:53,276 --> 00:25:55,996 And you look so beautiful in those overalls. 381 00:25:57,977 --> 00:26:00,597 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Yeah, Carol. You look... 382 00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:03,563 really hot. 383 00:26:08,481 --> 00:26:10,561 # Whoa, your love is like a flower. 384 00:26:14,793 --> 00:26:15,893 # Forgive my love. 385 00:26:18,784 --> 00:26:20,004 # Whenever I desire, 386 00:26:21,382 --> 00:26:23,052 # the things you make me do, 387 00:26:24,573 --> 00:26:26,233 # I do to you is loving you. 388 00:26:30,448 --> 00:26:32,298 # Cos they got me singing here. 389 00:26:33,395 --> 00:26:35,125 # Your love is like a flower. 390 00:26:38,526 --> 00:26:39,686 # Forgive my love. # 391 00:26:40,038 --> 00:26:41,428 Carol, is that right'? 392 00:26:42,778 --> 00:26:43,238 Sorry? 393 00:26:45,139 --> 00:26:46,229 The shower. Hmm? 394 00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:52,573 In the paper, they said there was gold in the shower. Right? Oh. (PANTS) Yep. A golden shower. 395 00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:56,405 Back to work, boys. Righty-oh. 396 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,994 (SIGHS) Thanks for seeing me. 397 00:27:11,716 --> 00:27:13,386 And I just wanted to say... 398 00:27:13,978 --> 00:27:15,238 Root me. Root you'? 399 00:27:16,989 --> 00:27:21,729 Well, I'm really horny and really pregnant. No one else is gonna help rne out. 400 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:22,742 Yeah, sweet. 401 00:27:23,203 --> 00:27:24,303 (MOANS) (GRUNTS) 402 00:27:37,882 --> 00:27:39,877 All right. Now I gotta go tell my dad. 403 00:27:39,922 --> 00:27:42,037 Well, I don't think that's necessary. 404 00:27:42,099 --> 00:27:43,889 About the baby. Yeah. Right. 405 00:27:47,795 --> 00:27:52,325 Old Franko Figgso. (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHS) Don't call him that. Hey, Daddy-o. 406 00:27:52,655 --> 00:27:53,225 Or that. 407 00:27:54,928 --> 00:27:55,448 (SIGHS) 408 00:27:57,643 --> 00:28:02,923 Don't worry. I'll be there to make sure you don't screw it up. OK. I'm gonna go home. 409 00:28:03,385 --> 00:28:06,765 Mm-hm. I'm gonna get changed into something more suitable. 410 00:28:06,790 --> 00:28:08,340 I'm gonna do this right. 411 00:28:09,098 --> 00:28:10,788 (DOOR OPENS, BOTTLES CLINK) 412 00:28:12,755 --> 00:28:13,855 SPARKY: Hey. Hey. 413 00:28:15,622 --> 00:28:18,622 FALANI: Eric. Eric! Now's not the time to panic. 414 00:28:19,854 --> 00:28:22,423 Yeah, I mean, he's probably gonna kill you, but there's a chance he might not. 415 00:28:22,448 --> 00:28:24,502 (GROANS) You don't get it, do you'? 416 00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:28,409 Even if he doesn't, it'll be a living nightmare, being the father of Krystle's baby. 417 00:28:28,491 --> 00:28:30,961 It'll be like a hell like nothing else. 418 00:28:31,896 --> 00:28:33,983 But Frankie Figgs will for sure kill you if you do a runner. 419 00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:39,283 Yeah, what about the kid you'll be abandoning? Your own son. Or daughter, obviously. 420 00:28:39,709 --> 00:28:41,906 Do the right thing, Eric. (GROANS) Oh, I don't want to. 421 00:28:42,106 --> 00:28:46,230 We know you don't want to. No one wants to. But you know, deep down inside that you should. 422 00:28:46,275 --> 00:28:48,685 And you'll die if you don't. (GROANS) 423 00:28:50,220 --> 00:28:53,941 (BOTTLES CLINK) I gotta say, I got a pretty good feeling about this job, Ted. 424 00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:57,365 Yeah, I'm not one for counting my cows before they hatch, but I hear you, old chap. 425 00:28:57,523 --> 00:28:58,443 Cows - like it. 426 00:29:00,696 --> 00:29:01,146 Go OK? 427 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:06,192 Farming. It's where the money is. That's excellent to know, love. 428 00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:12,250 I don't know how I'm gonna do it when Pascalle starts walking too. Can I stop that from happening? 429 00:29:12,275 --> 00:29:14,165 WOLF: No. I'd do ii humanely. 430 00:29:15,391 --> 00:29:20,401 Babe, I know it's hard, but they're ours. Would you give it up for an easier life? 431 00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:27,543 (ROCK MUSIC) 432 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,026 BERT: Oh! CAROL: Oh my God! 433 00:29:36,653 --> 00:29:38,203 Shit. Is that real gold? 434 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:40,531 I think so. Yeah! (LAUGHS) 435 00:29:42,294 --> 00:29:44,664 I'm hauling fucking gold! (ALL LAUGH) 436 00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:53,394 Oh, who would've thought, eh? Such a big... urn, job. Yeah. 437 00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:57,606 It's just... crazy. So crazy. 438 00:29:58,645 --> 00:29:59,986 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Cami, you're rich. 439 00:30:00,129 --> 00:30:01,689 (LAUGHS) We're all rich. 440 00:30:02,209 --> 00:30:05,197 Nah, nah, nah. It's your job. We're- We're just helping. Yeah, yeah, it's yours, Carol. 441 00:30:05,235 --> 00:30:07,415 No, no. No way. I want a three-way. 442 00:30:08,870 --> 00:30:13,698 It should be split equally between the three of us. We should get it out to the car. 443 00:30:13,898 --> 00:30:14,528 Yeah, OK. 444 00:30:15,977 --> 00:30:16,907 (GASPS SOFTLY) 445 00:30:18,427 --> 00:30:19,947 (LOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 446 00:30:37,525 --> 00:30:41,835 Didn't think you'd show up Hey What kind of bastard do you think I am? 447 00:30:42,161 --> 00:30:44,863 Ooh, I dunno - the kind who doesn't know which chick he's knocked up'? 448 00:30:44,924 --> 00:30:48,164 Yeah, well, this bastard sure as hell knows that now. 449 00:30:49,563 --> 00:30:51,683 And he's here to talk to your dad. 450 00:30:52,588 --> 00:30:53,558 He's not here. 451 00:30:53,870 --> 00:30:55,150 (CHUCKLES) Oh, fuck. 452 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,889 Thank Christ. Oh no. (MOTORCYCLE APPROACHES) 453 00:30:58,068 --> 00:30:58,808 Here he is. 454 00:31:04,723 --> 00:31:05,653 (ENGINE STOPS) 455 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,162 Hey, Dad. 456 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:12,028 You remember Eric, right'? I'm aware of him, yes. 457 00:31:12,656 --> 00:31:15,486 Hello, sir. Eric's got something to tell you. 458 00:31:16,353 --> 00:31:18,723 You'd better come inside, hadn't ya'? 459 00:31:22,453 --> 00:31:23,603 Well, what is it'? 460 00:31:24,789 --> 00:31:27,449 Sir... I would like to marry your daughter. 461 00:31:28,090 --> 00:31:29,760 The fuck did you just say'? 462 00:31:29,817 --> 00:31:35,197 I thought you wanted rne to do the right thing. Isn't marrying you doing the right thing? 463 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,021 Dad... 464 00:31:38,889 --> 00:31:40,099 Eric knocked me up. 465 00:31:41,425 --> 00:31:41,885 Sorry. 466 00:31:44,315 --> 00:31:49,066 I just wanted him to tell you so at least you'd know that I knew who was to blame. 467 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:53,689 Well, I think under these circumstances, blame is usually on both parties. 468 00:31:54,483 --> 00:31:56,663 But I guess in this case, it's not. 469 00:31:57,203 --> 00:31:59,468 And you could've have dived into a better gene pool'? 470 00:31:59,595 --> 00:32:01,445 Hey, Dad, that sale's gone... 471 00:32:04,268 --> 00:32:05,418 What's going on'? 472 00:32:06,598 --> 00:32:09,258 Your sister here's pregnant to this chump. 473 00:32:09,665 --> 00:32:10,235 Ew. God. 474 00:32:12,457 --> 00:32:14,007 Is it too late to abort'? 475 00:32:16,913 --> 00:32:19,443 Adoption'? No, no, no. We don't do that. 476 00:32:21,124 --> 00:32:24,674 If it's too late to scrape it out, it's gonna be a Figgs. 477 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,397 Girls, can you give me a minute'? 478 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,950 Now, here's what's gonna happen, you miserable little tick. 479 00:32:41,731 --> 00:32:44,301 I know a guy, and you will go and see him. 480 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,936 Is he, like, a lawyer or something? 481 00:32:47,505 --> 00:32:49,925 A doctor who will give you a vasectomy. 482 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:56,851 So at least there will be no more creepy children, and I will have done the world a favour. 483 00:32:56,994 --> 00:33:01,414 What if I don't want to have my balls snipped? Either he does it or I do. 484 00:33:04,313 --> 00:33:07,553 And after that, you will never come near my family... 485 00:33:10,350 --> 00:33:12,270 my daughter or my grandchild... 486 00:33:14,174 --> 00:33:14,924 ever again. 487 00:33:16,353 --> 00:33:17,453 (SLOW ROCK MUSIC) 488 00:33:36,769 --> 00:33:37,759 (ENGINE STARTS) 489 00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:48,935 (LAUGHTER IN OTHER ROOM) 490 00:34:05,321 --> 00:34:08,696 Nah, she's doing really well, mate. I'm starting to wonder why she's even there. 491 00:34:08,721 --> 00:34:10,971 The cocaine, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah. 492 00:34:12,743 --> 00:34:14,353 You spoken to Ngaire? NO. 493 00:34:14,703 --> 00:34:15,853 You should. Why'? 494 00:34:17,012 --> 00:34:21,003 She's bored. Better than off her nut. Just popping to the Galleria. 495 00:34:21,203 --> 00:34:21,603 Yeah. 496 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:30,365 Hi, Rita. 497 00:34:34,911 --> 00:34:36,531 Rude. (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 498 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:45,380 Anyway, thank you both so much. It was an amazing, exciting day. 499 00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:49,079 I'm tingling all over. 500 00:34:50,486 --> 00:34:51,986 We should get going, eh. 501 00:34:53,646 --> 00:34:53,926 Oh. 502 00:34:55,739 --> 00:34:56,019 OK. 503 00:34:57,849 --> 00:35:00,639 Thanks, guys. Cheers, Carol. (CAR DOOR OPENS) 504 00:35:01,962 --> 00:35:02,952 (ENGINE STARTS) 505 00:35:10,770 --> 00:35:12,030 I wanted to hug her. 506 00:35:14,282 --> 00:35:16,122 I've got a huge stiffy again. 507 00:35:17,735 --> 00:35:21,355 Got any beer in your caravan? I can't do this any more. Eh? 508 00:35:22,971 --> 00:35:28,271 I need to move on. The next woman who comes along who I like... I'm gonna make her mine. 509 00:35:31,805 --> 00:35:33,205 Great plan, Phineas (!) 510 00:35:34,363 --> 00:35:35,233 Great plan (!) 511 00:35:36,381 --> 00:35:37,191 (ROCK MUSIC) 512 00:35:44,437 --> 00:35:44,837 Shit. 513 00:35:50,843 --> 00:35:52,283 Wolf says he loves you. 514 00:35:53,763 --> 00:35:54,333 He does. 515 00:35:56,449 --> 00:36:01,249 You know he's just another stupid man who's never gonna leave his wife, right? 516 00:36:01,737 --> 00:36:04,447 I do know that. Because he loves Cheryl too. 517 00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:13,887 So continuing this... 518 00:36:15,821 --> 00:36:17,901 whatever you two have got going on 519 00:36:18,396 --> 00:36:22,146 is you signing up for a life of lies and bullshit and secrets. 520 00:36:25,865 --> 00:36:29,435 It's better than nothing. It's half a life at best, girl. 521 00:36:31,047 --> 00:36:35,227 You're never gonna have someone to share the important moments with. 522 00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:38,648 And you can't talk about it with anyone. I get it, Rita. 523 00:36:38,765 --> 00:36:40,735 So why put yourself through it'? 524 00:36:41,797 --> 00:36:43,927 Because I love him. Ah, fuck love. 525 00:36:45,739 --> 00:36:49,669 Fuck whatever fantasy you've got going on in that head of yours. 526 00:36:49,972 --> 00:36:55,702 Because the best you can hope for, Anne-Marie, is that Cheryl finds out, the shit hits the fan, 527 00:36:57,334 --> 00:37:01,594 you'll go through hell, and at the end of the day, he will choose her, 528 00:37:04,228 --> 00:37:05,678 because he always will. 529 00:37:08,065 --> 00:37:10,095 That is your best-case scenario. 530 00:37:11,102 --> 00:37:13,352 And you fuckin' know it, don't you'? 531 00:37:15,006 --> 00:37:17,886 Deep down, where you don't want to admit it... 532 00:37:19,783 --> 00:37:21,043 you know I'm right. 533 00:37:30,102 --> 00:37:31,842 Get outta here, Anne-Marie. 534 00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:34,067 Move away - 535 00:37:35,479 --> 00:37:37,569 somewhere Wolf will never find ya. 536 00:37:42,422 --> 00:37:43,292 (SOBS SOFTLY) 537 00:37:45,793 --> 00:37:48,173 (INSECTS CHIRP, DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE) 538 00:37:55,511 --> 00:37:56,431 Carol. Brian! 539 00:37:59,012 --> 00:38:02,142 What are you doing'? I was just planting something. 540 00:38:03,102 --> 00:38:04,712 A new tree for our family. 541 00:38:05,135 --> 00:38:07,665 At night-time'? That's so sweet of you. 542 00:38:08,381 --> 00:38:09,951 Speaking of family trees, 543 00:38:10,144 --> 00:38:15,194 this morning, Mother was showing our young Chantal a picture of my great-aunt Esme. 544 00:38:18,204 --> 00:38:19,824 I really, really love you. 545 00:38:21,853 --> 00:38:25,387 You know that, right'? I assume that's why you married me. 546 00:38:25,581 --> 00:38:29,211 I want you to fuck rne - here, on the lawn. Ooh, gosh. Urn... 547 00:38:30,414 --> 00:38:36,874 It sounds very zany, urn, but I-I've got a bath running at the moment for the kids. Also, the kettle's on, 548 00:38:38,205 --> 00:38:41,795 and there's still that Onehunga weed in the lawn - prickly. 549 00:38:43,694 --> 00:38:43,974 OK. 550 00:38:46,081 --> 00:38:50,241 But next time - once I've dealt with the weeds. That would be lovely. 551 00:38:53,057 --> 00:38:54,277 (SLOW GUITAR MUSIC) 552 00:38:58,652 --> 00:38:59,522 (BIRDS CHIRP) 553 00:39:03,481 --> 00:39:03,821 Ted. 554 00:39:05,077 --> 00:39:06,177 Ah, thanks, love. 555 00:39:06,865 --> 00:39:11,655 Hey, Rita. Can you watch the twins for a bit this morning? I'm at the Galleria. 556 00:39:15,410 --> 00:39:19,838 Can you watch the boys this morning? I've got a doctor's appointment. Oh, I can't, babe. Work stuff'. 557 00:39:20,038 --> 00:39:23,178 Really? Yeah, sorry. (CHILDREN LAUGH IN OTHER ROOM) 558 00:39:26,613 --> 00:39:27,833 (DOOR OPENS, SHUTS) 559 00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:39,706 (ENGINE STOPS) 560 00:40:17,485 --> 00:40:18,405 Are they out'? 561 00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:20,090 Yeah. 562 00:40:21,404 --> 00:40:22,734 Are they coming back? 563 00:40:23,432 --> 00:40:24,802 I don't get it. Why'? 564 00:40:25,896 --> 00:40:28,096 And where? You must know something. 565 00:40:28,297 --> 00:40:28,927 Fuck off! 566 00:40:33,227 --> 00:40:34,037 (ROCK MUSIC) 567 00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:45,268 Where is she? 568 00:40:45,909 --> 00:40:47,739 I dunno. Don't fuck with me! 569 00:40:47,857 --> 00:40:50,500 It's part of the deal, Wolf. No clues, no contact. 570 00:40:50,542 --> 00:40:53,389 You're fuckin' evil. You're a fuckin' monster. 571 00:40:53,443 --> 00:40:56,107 I don't give a shit that you were fucking Anne-Marie, Wolf. 572 00:40:56,168 --> 00:41:00,294 I give a shit that you're a fucking idiot that was about to mess everything up for yourself. 573 00:41:00,319 --> 00:41:04,308 Just cos you had a kid outside your own marriage and regret it doesn't mean that's my story! 574 00:41:04,377 --> 00:41:07,954 I wanna be a part of my son's life. I'm not a fuckin' arsehole. I'm not you! 575 00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:13,627 I was young, and I was stupid, and I did the only thing I knew to do to keep the man I loved. 576 00:41:15,567 --> 00:41:20,347 So, fine, you can punish me, if that's what you wanna do, but it will ruin Ted. 577 00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:23,673 It's over to you. 578 00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:28,960 You can say that you love Anne-Marie, but you don't. You love Cheryl. 579 00:41:29,418 --> 00:41:32,428 You love Van. You love Jethro. You love Pascalle. 580 00:41:35,355 --> 00:41:39,095 Gary got a family. That's what I gave him when I walked away, 581 00:41:39,970 --> 00:41:44,076 and I'm not about to risk my marriage for a Christmas card once a year 582 00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:46,481 and the occasional awkward phone call. 583 00:41:48,938 --> 00:41:53,182 So, fine, you can think that I'm an evil fuckin' bitch if you want to, 584 00:41:53,207 --> 00:41:56,847 but it doesn't change the fact that everything I have done - 585 00:41:58,991 --> 00:42:01,351 everything - I have done for all of us. 586 00:42:03,392 --> 00:42:05,982 And I think that makes me a fuckin' saint. 587 00:42:12,712 --> 00:42:13,342 So, Wolf, 588 00:42:14,849 --> 00:42:17,329 we can choose to blow our lives apart... 589 00:42:18,850 --> 00:42:19,760 or we can both 590 00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:22,004 shut the fuck up. 591 00:42:36,197 --> 00:42:36,837 (EXHALES) 592 00:42:46,408 --> 00:42:46,988 Krystle! 593 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:48,846 Krystle! 594 00:42:50,452 --> 00:42:51,032 Krystle! 595 00:42:51,878 --> 00:42:57,358 Eric, what are you doing here? Don't shut rne out, Krystle Please You can't do this to me. 596 00:42:59,450 --> 00:43:00,080 Oh, fuck. 597 00:43:01,232 --> 00:43:01,972 Leave. No. 598 00:43:04,122 --> 00:43:06,592 No, I have rights here. I'm the father. 599 00:43:07,067 --> 00:43:11,063 Girls, go inside. No, don't- don't go inside, Krystle. Please! You need to hear this. 600 00:43:11,206 --> 00:43:15,062 You were warned not to come back here. No, I don't care. I'm the father! 601 00:43:15,133 --> 00:43:16,753 Stop fucking with my life! 602 00:43:17,549 --> 00:43:18,359 (ROCK MUSIC) 603 00:43:24,652 --> 00:43:25,232 (GRUNTS) 604 00:43:32,678 --> 00:43:33,258 (GRUNTS) 605 00:43:34,036 --> 00:43:35,606 (BONES CRUNCH) (SCREAMS) 606 00:43:37,788 --> 00:43:38,888 (THUD!) (GRUNTS) 607 00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:48,453 (TIM FINN'S 'CARVE YOU IN MARBLE) 608 00:44:01,733 --> 00:44:04,093 # When you asked me how does it feel... 609 00:44:06,087 --> 00:44:08,107 # to be loved by someone like you. 610 00:44:10,506 --> 00:44:12,342 # I could only answer with this song. 611 00:44:12,410 --> 00:44:12,690 Ah. 612 00:44:14,278 --> 00:44:15,768 That didn't go so well. 613 00:44:19,235 --> 00:44:21,095 # Many colours fill the canvas. 614 00:44:23,717 --> 00:44:25,611 # Will I ever catch your drift, girl? 615 00:44:25,711 --> 00:44:28,161 (CHERYL AND TWINS CHATTER INDISTINCTLY) 616 00:44:28,307 --> 00:44:30,787 # Make a shape and give the feeling form. 617 00:44:37,051 --> 00:44:38,781 # I will carve you in marble. 618 00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:42,501 # Carve you cos I love you, yeah. 619 00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:47,440 # I will carve you in marble. 620 00:44:54,498 --> 00:44:56,538 # Everyday, I crave your presence, 621 00:44:58,843 --> 00:45:01,053 # lose myself in tender feelings... # 622 00:45:03,697 --> 00:45:05,487 You've gotta piss off, mate. 623 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:11,014 Nah, I mean it. You don't want anything to do with us. This family's toxic. 624 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,310 Hey! Hey! 625 00:45:17,495 --> 00:45:18,075 (SHOUTS) 626 00:45:18,977 --> 00:45:21,527 Some oaf going through my knicker drawer. 627 00:45:21,710 --> 00:45:22,290 (GRUNTS) 628 00:45:23,524 --> 00:45:24,034 I quit. 629 00:45:24,331 --> 00:45:27,741 Oh, Bilkey, you're just saying that cos you're up to your knob in mud. 630 00:45:27,941 --> 00:45:31,411 He took something from Eric, so we take something of his. 631 00:45:31,456 --> 00:45:33,986 Are you scared of him, Mum'? Is that it'? 632 00:45:34,726 --> 00:45:36,871 You've got some bloody balls, Wolf. 633 00:45:36,896 --> 00:45:39,036 You fucking pack of... (GUN FIRES) 634 00:45:39,086 --> 00:45:43,636 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51767

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