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Did you say someone tried
to hold up the Galleria?
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Hand over the money!
You're the worst robber ever.
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(THUD!)
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Keith'?
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Let me make it up to you guys by
stealing something I know you'll dig.
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Guys, check out what
Keith's bought us.
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You don't go to the smorgasbord
and just get the glazed ham, do ya'?
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(MOANS LOUDLY)
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I'm a gift to
the women of the world.
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I hate your guts, Eric.
Lion's gotta roar.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR) Hello? It's me.
I'm sleeping.
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I'm not gonna tell anyone I swear. If you mess this
up, I dunno what I'd have to do Probably kill you
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Who the hell would send me a cake'?
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SOFTLY: # Happy birthday,
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# dear Gary. #
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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(LAUGHTER)
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Holy shitballs.
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Did someone trash the place
or am I just drunk'?
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I'm gonna go with yes and yes.
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Not my precious!
Oh, fuck. Check your rooms, boys.
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Clear. Clear. KEITH: Clear.
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Oh, fuck.
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(GROANS)
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Was it like that when we left'?
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Some animal has destroyed my bed! And
an excellent job they've done of it.
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(GROANS) Why would
someone do this to me'?
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READS: I'm pregnant,
and it's all your fault, fuckhead.
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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Why are you looking at me'?
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Well, your bed.
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The note - your bed.
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Eric's gonna be a daddy The mother
does not seem happy about it.
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Yeah, the mother also seems to have
violent tendencies and control issues.
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Oh, Mandy.
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Yeah!
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That fits.
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(GROANS)
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And you're absolutely sure
that when you were with her,
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one of your little swimmers didn't get loose and
do the deed? No way. My boys, they stay bagged.
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And how come you didn't... you know'?
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Oh, he means put a condom on your penis,
Eric. Yeah, I know what he means.
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I'm just a more go-with-the-flow
kind of guy.
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- The flow that takes you straight
to Daddytown. - (LAUGHTER)
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Wolf's not here - something about checking
out a warehouse. We're not seeking Wolf.
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Seeking breakfast, are you? Well, it has been a
long time since our last meal that wasn't beer
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Sit down.
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Do I know you'?
I'm Keith.
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Keith? How's that Chinese?
I wouldn't know. I'm from Swanson.
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We're actually here
to talk to Mrs Cheryl.
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So why do you lot
need to talk to her'?
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Oh, I just need some advice as to the
safest way to deal with something.
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That something being that it appears that I
may have knocked up her little sister Mandy.
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Christ. Is she even legal?
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Yes, yeah, she is of legal age.
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I'm not a... (CHUCKLES)
I'm not some kind of monster.
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Right, well, we should be off on
this recce, then. Hamilton awaits.
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Be back when we're back Same as
always Good luck with all of this
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This'? Nothing to do with me.
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I'm just looking forward to Slutty Pants
getting the news she's gonna be an auntie.
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Just be nice.
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So, Eric, how're you liking
the idea of fatherhood, then'?
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Oh, you know, I'm just...
just getting my head around it.
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The fact a wank stain like that can breed
- not a good omen for the human race.
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Yeah, well, chances are Cheryl'll cut off
his balls, so it'll just be the one kid.
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(LAUGHS)
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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(LOW, OMINOUS MUSIC)
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So, Sparky, how's your life at
the Figgs estate going? Great.
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Great? Yeah. Really putting my
electrician skills to good use.
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It's not supposed to be fuckin' work experience.
Have you learnt anything of use about Figgs?
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Only that he has
no idea that I exist.
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Sparky, it's a good thing if he doesn't
notice you. You do get that, right?
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As your spy.
Yeah.
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You know, the thing they do say about Figgs
up there - they say that he murdered someone
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Yeah We do know this Yeah, well, it's messing
with my head I'm spying on a murderer
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Sparky, he's not gonna murder you. I'm
spying on a murderer during the day,
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and I'm hanging out with my best mate
who wants to murder me at night.
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It's like everyone wants to kill me. What the
hell are you talking about? What best mate?
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What? You just said, 'My best
mate who wants to kill me'
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Oh! (SCOFFS) Weird me.
Forget I spoke.
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Are you talking about Wolf'?
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He was joking. I think he was joking. There's
a possibility he may have been joking.
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Why would Wolf wanna kill you'?
Cos I'm bad at keeping secrets.
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Is this about your sister'?
You know'?
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That he's the father of her child -
yeah.
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That too.
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Is he still going there? Is he still dipping
his wick? You didn't hear it from me.
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Because if he found out,
he's gonna kill me.
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Bull-fucking-shit.
It's true.
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Now she's up the duff.
Yes.
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My little sister.
YES.
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(CHUCKLES WRYLY)
Oh, you are so fucked.
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Well, you know, technically, we're gonna be related,
so, you know, you could put in a good word for me.
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The attack on the flat was vicious.
So, look, going back -
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any words of wisdom as to how to
soothe the savage beast, as it were'?
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You really should've
kept your dick in your pants.
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(LOW, TENSE MUSIC)
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(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
Rita! It's him!
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What'?
Look! My Rarotonga man.
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Doesn't look Rarotongan.
No. Yes.
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It's the guy that I... in Rarotonga. You were sick
when I told you, so you probably don't remember.
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The guy you cheated on Brian
with in Rarotonga. Yes, him.
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Turns out he's actually
a Te Atatu man.
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Ah, so you two can
see each other again.
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Well, no, because he's in police custody now,
on this epic multimillion-dollar benefit fraud.
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Apparently, he's got hundreds of fake identities.
Sure know how to pick 'em, Carol (!)
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I find it helps when I don't think
about her. So, not now, then.
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What? Well, you're
thinking about Carol now.
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Well, I wasn't, but I am now.
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Thanks, Bert (!)
But you were talking about her.
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Well, it doesn't mean
I was thinking about her.
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Hi, boys.
Hi, Carol.
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Nice to see you both...
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together.
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Phineas.
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Oh, we've got a bit of downtime
while Ted's sussing a job.
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Well, what if I said I think I have
a job - for you. Well, us, really.
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You mean like a job job'?
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So, I met this guy.
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It's not important how.
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But the thing is it turns out
he's a mega fraudster.
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Though, I didn't realise that at the time,
but it totally makes sense (CHUCKLES)
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Which also isn't important.
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What is important is that when the police
raided his house and arrested him,
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they found money stashed in the walls and gold
bars under the shower - stuff everywhere.
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Oh, eh.
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Wow.
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This guy told rne that he had another place - his love
shack was what he called it - up in the Waitakeres.
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Why'd he tell you that for'?
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The thing is there's no mention of the place in the
article. So I wonder if they don't know about it.
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He kept it hidden from the police
using another of his many names.
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So how do you know this prick?
I met him on a flight.
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OK. I screwed him on
a layover in Rarotonga.
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But it's just because he was charming
and I was drunk and in Rarotonga.
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But you can't tell Brian. So there's
some stuff stashed in this love shack.
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Yes, that's what I'm saying, and
you can't tell Brian that either.
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Why'?
Why what'?
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Well, why do you wanna do this job but
you don't want your husband to know?
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Well, I... I've helped out on lots of jobs in the
past - morale boosting, welcome-home parties.
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I even drove once. Remember'?
I remember, Carol.
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And I always found that stuff kind of exciting.
It would excite me in ways I won't go into.
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But it did, and I kinda miss it.
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So when I read the article,
and it clicked, it got me excited.
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So,...
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Are you in'?
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(POP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)
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(ENGINE STOPS, MUSIC STOPS)
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You dumb shit.
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(BABY WHIMPERS)
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(WOLF WHISPERS)
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(ANNE-MARIE LAUGHS)
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ANNE-MARIE: Ooh.
(WOLF CHUCKLES, BABY GURGLES)
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WOLF: Oh, no, no, no. No, he likes it.
He likes it, eh.
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(BLOWS SOFT RASPBERRY)
(BABY BABBLES)
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah.
Jesus.
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Well, isn't this sickly sweet.
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(BABY WHIMPERS)
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How did you know I was here'?
Did fucking Sparky spill the beans?
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It doesn't matter how I found out,
Wolf; it just matters that I did.
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And it wasn't hard.
Your bike is parked outside.
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Rita, I'm so sorry It's not- Save it.
I really don't fucking care
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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Yeah, OK. I'm a piece of shit. I'm a liar.
I- I don't care, Wolf.
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I don't give a shit about
any of that.
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But if you're gonna sleep around,
you need to do it better. OK? What?
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I guess as your mother I should ask you whether
jeopardising your family for a root is wise.
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It's not like that.
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I love Anne-Marie.
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(SCOFFS)
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Nah.
Yes.
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Then if you love Anne-Marie, you need
to dump Cheryl I love Cheryl too.
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Bloody young people and bloody feelings. I have
managed to live my entire life loving only one man.
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I'm not saint, but I'm
only really ever loved Ted.
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So you have to choose -
Cheryl or Anne-Marie.
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No. No, no, no, no. You don't
get to make these decisions for me,
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so you can stay
the fuck out of my life.
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(LOW, TENSE MUSIC)
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What situation?
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The one you find yourself in. You sure
it's not Keith and definitely Eric.
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What?
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(SCHOOLKIDS CHATTER IN BACKGROUND)
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READS: I'm pregnant,
and it's all your fault, fuckhead.
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Ew, gross. What? It wasn't you who
fucked up my shit and left this note?
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Excuse me.
lam definitely not pregnant.
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And anyway, how could I be pregnant to you,
dummy? We never rooted. (LAUGHS) Yes, we did.
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No. At the birthday party,
on Wolf and Cheryl's bed.
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Nope, never happened.
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Wiped from the memory banks.
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I'm not fucking pregnant,
and we never fucked.
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I reckon, Bert, (SIGHS)
this job could be quite good.
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There might be a bit
of cash in it, yeah.
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And Carol might want to get back together
with rne. Ah, it's just a job, Phineas.
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But it's a job in a love nest.
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What if it's really romantic and it reminds
Carol of me? Phin, Carol's with Brian now.
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You know, except for when she was
with this dude in Rarotonga. Exactly.
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Exactly what? Well, she needs
a real man in her life.
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So...
(SPADE CLATTERS)
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...are we ready to go'?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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It's exciting, isn't it'?
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It's like a treasure hunt.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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My name is not on that note, so do we
know that it is definitely for rne?
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We established that no one who lives here, apart
from Keith, has had sex in living memory.
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But are you sure about that'?
Yep.
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(INHALES)
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OK, well, there's something of
a problem with that theory, then.
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But the biggest problem as I see it right now
is that we're out of beer. That's a good point.
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You know, it could still actually be Mandy.
Huh? She might just have the denials
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or she didn't want to admit it with
you idiots there. (TYRES SCREECH)
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Holy shit bags.
(ENGINE REVS)
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Fuck! (GROANS)
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You bastard.
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We have a winner.
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(ENGINE STOPS)
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Can I help you there, mate?
Are you Rita West's son'?
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Who wants to know'?
You're her son, right'?
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What's it to you?
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I need to talk to your mother.
I don't think she's here right now.
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Wait. Did she get the cake'?
What?
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The one I sent her on my birthday. OK,
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now.
224
00:15:02,783 --> 00:15:06,168
OK, but could you just take her
a message? Can you could that'?
225
00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:09,011
It would help if I knew
what this was about.
226
00:15:09,328 --> 00:15:13,358
Does she ever talk about me'?
I don't know. Who the fuck are you'?
227
00:15:14,842 --> 00:15:15,992
I'm your brother.
228
00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:24,026
It's something like Bonaparte
or Bogartie, but a Maori word.
229
00:15:26,282 --> 00:15:29,162
Yeah, nah, there's no 'B'
in Maori, Carol. Oh.
230
00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:35,331
Maybe it's something starting with 'P'. ls there
a 'P' in Maori? You mean like pohutukawa?
231
00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:42,619
I do know there's a cute driveway leading up to the
house and it's completely hidden the other houses,
232
00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:44,218
so you can sunbathe nude.
233
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:46,900
Or so he said.
234
00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:54,540
(SIGHS) Now I can't remember where it is, and that is
because I am an awful person who cheated on Brian.
235
00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:58,385
No, Carol, you're not awful.
Just... some kind of slut nympho.
236
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:02,477
Hey, hey, we should,
um, try this place, eh.
237
00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:04,345
Oh.
238
00:16:05,872 --> 00:16:06,562
Pohane St.
239
00:16:07,872 --> 00:16:09,252
That could be it. Yes.
240
00:16:09,723 --> 00:16:11,353
That sounds very familiar.
241
00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:13,622
Exciting!
(MAP RUSTLES)
242
00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:19,653
(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
243
00:16:20,574 --> 00:16:22,194
Well, are you getting in'?
244
00:16:23,237 --> 00:16:24,727
I've got a huge stiffy.
245
00:16:34,329 --> 00:16:35,639
OK.
We need to talk.
246
00:16:37,244 --> 00:16:39,445
You sorted out your
secret family yet'?
247
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,920
Funny, I could ask you
the same thing.
248
00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:45,866
Gary Savage.
Does that name mean anything to you'?
249
00:16:46,079 --> 00:16:47,059
No. Should it'?
250
00:16:48,739 --> 00:16:49,729
(CHUCKLES) Yes.
251
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,030
I found my birth certificate
when my dad died.
252
00:16:57,043 --> 00:16:58,093
Father - unknown.
253
00:17:00,046 --> 00:17:01,206
Mother - Rita West.
254
00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:05,373
Your name is on his
birth certificate.
255
00:17:07,535 --> 00:17:08,585
Really? Nothing?
256
00:17:11,219 --> 00:17:12,309
How old are you'?
257
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,722
I just turned 16.
258
00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:17,019
I'm- I'm not after anything.
259
00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:19,586
I just... I just wanna meet her.
260
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,414
It's bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, I
thought that might be the case.
261
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,403
But then I remembered something.
Auntie Pat's.
262
00:17:29,606 --> 00:17:33,349
I stayed there for a few months, didn't
I, while you were off doing something.
263
00:17:33,374 --> 00:17:38,804
And Dad was in prison at the time. Right? The
Smith and Caughey's cock-up. When was that?
264
00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:42,123
Cos all I came up with was
it was about 16 years ago.
265
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:47,490
Wolf, whatever memory you've imagined from
when you were a kid, you can't trust it.
266
00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:48,690
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
267
00:17:53,383 --> 00:17:55,573
It's pretty hard not to trust this.
268
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,016
Ted doesn't know.
269
00:18:09,014 --> 00:18:10,930
He can't ever know. It'll kill him.
270
00:18:11,016 --> 00:18:11,826
This... kid -
271
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,560
he was a mistake, and I did
what I needed to do to make it OK.
272
00:18:18,426 --> 00:18:20,666
Who's the father?
What did he want?
273
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,931
Gary?
No, fuckin' Santa Claus (!)
274
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:27,133
He just wants to meet you.
275
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,257
Will you do that'?
276
00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:33,059
(ROCK MUSIC)
277
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:43,179
I left you a fucking not saying I was pregnant, and you
couldn't even be bothered to call, you dumb prick?
278
00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:46,131
In my defence,
you didn't say who it was from.
279
00:18:46,304 --> 00:18:48,522
So? Well, who else
have you been fucking'?
280
00:18:48,547 --> 00:18:50,842
Yeah, but that was quite
a while ago, Krystle.
281
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:53,927
So? So, who else have you
been rooting since then?
282
00:18:54,139 --> 00:18:55,339
No one.
You sure'?
283
00:18:56,174 --> 00:19:02,134
Cos I've been doing the dates and- Are you fucking
kidding me? I'm pregnant, you cockhead. To you.
284
00:19:03,193 --> 00:19:05,723
So what are you gonna do about it'?
Uh...
285
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:11,403
What do you want me to do about it? Help me
break the news to my father, for starters
286
00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:16,629
He doesn't know? Well, I only just
realised, you know - found out.
287
00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:19,701
Uh, what about, you know,
periods and stuff'?
288
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,784
What about, like, sometimes you don't
keep track of those things, fuckhead?
289
00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:25,269
SOFTY-
290
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:31,338
I just thought that I was retaining water. I
think it's what they call a petite pregnancy.
291
00:19:31,595 --> 00:19:35,382
So you're gonna be with me when I
break the news to my father, Eric.
292
00:19:35,445 --> 00:19:40,782
(GROANS) Oh, can I at least have some time to
think about it? You're just scared of my father.
293
00:19:40,807 --> 00:19:42,137
Well, yeah, that too.
294
00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:44,824
And with good reason.
295
00:19:48,037 --> 00:19:49,967
(FOOTSTEPS RETREAT, DOOR SLAMS)
296
00:19:51,743 --> 00:19:52,673
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
297
00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:08,238
He did say it was at the end of a dead-end
road and something about a hidden driveway.
298
00:20:10,537 --> 00:20:12,057
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
299
00:20:17,635 --> 00:20:18,325
Over here.
300
00:20:19,616 --> 00:20:20,296
Oh my God.
301
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,628
This must be it here.
302
00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:26,539
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
303
00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:45,463
He described it just like this.
304
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:49,610
He said it was like being
deep in your own private bush.
305
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:52,381
Ooh.
306
00:20:54,227 --> 00:20:55,947
I guess now we find the key.
307
00:20:59,872 --> 00:21:00,392
(THUD!)
308
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:03,528
OK. Or that.
309
00:21:08,695 --> 00:21:09,215
(GASPS)
310
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:10,936
Champagne.
311
00:21:12,217 --> 00:21:15,397
What about it'?
It was what we were drinking when...
312
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:17,677
you know...
313
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:22,936
So, what now, then? Well, in the newspaper,
it said he had stuff hidden everywhere.
314
00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:23,555
So,...
315
00:21:25,693 --> 00:21:28,053
There could be money in here?
I guess.
316
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:33,320
(ZIP WHIZZES)
317
00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:36,168
(BIRDS CHIRP OUTSIDE)
318
00:21:44,402 --> 00:21:45,622
(SLOW GUITAR MUSIC)
319
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:49,049
(GASPS SOFTLY)
320
00:21:53,737 --> 00:21:58,247
Well, we'll get the tools, then, eh?
I'll check the other cushions. Yeah.
321
00:21:58,776 --> 00:21:59,296
(GASPS)
322
00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:04,788
It'll be fine.
You think'?
323
00:22:05,274 --> 00:22:06,144
(BIRDS CHIRP)
324
00:22:08,877 --> 00:22:11,937
Hi. Um, I've been looking
forward to meeting you.
325
00:22:13,174 --> 00:22:14,734
Gary? That's your name'?
326
00:22:15,838 --> 00:22:16,238
Yeah.
327
00:22:17,481 --> 00:22:21,231
Why are you here? I wanna know
who my father is, for starters.
328
00:22:21,701 --> 00:22:23,881
So if I tell you that, we're done'?
329
00:22:25,322 --> 00:22:28,042
Well, I... l thought
maybe we could reunite.
330
00:22:28,231 --> 00:22:32,566
No idea who your dad is. It was a one-night
thing. Didn't even get his name.
331
00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:33,700
So that's it'?
332
00:22:34,801 --> 00:22:35,201
Good.
333
00:22:36,872 --> 00:22:41,060
And if you come anywhere near my family
again, you will fuckin' regret it.
334
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:44,280
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
You think I'm bloody kidding'?
335
00:22:44,509 --> 00:22:47,969
Just ask Wolf about how much
I joke about shit like that.
336
00:22:49,211 --> 00:22:50,081
(TENSE MUSIC)
337
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,810
I've never been in a pub before.
Really?
338
00:23:07,966 --> 00:23:14,066
Look, I'm sorry about Rita. She can be a bitch at the
best of times, but that was a lot, even for her.
339
00:23:14,408 --> 00:23:19,218
Don't worry. I never really expected a
happily ever after. What did you expect?
340
00:23:21,131 --> 00:23:24,791
I don't know. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Something that makes sense.
341
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:30,041
My mum, the one I grew up with, she was
awesome, but she died when I was young.
342
00:23:30,881 --> 00:23:33,869
My dad wasn't the greatest,
but, you know, at least he tried.
343
00:23:34,024 --> 00:23:37,664
I never even found out I was
adopted until after that. Shit.
344
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:42,570
Yeah. Look, I'm not looking for a new
mother. I had the best one in the world.
345
00:23:43,636 --> 00:23:46,136
Do you need... something? Anything?
Nah.
346
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:49,972
My parents, they left me
their house and some money.
347
00:23:50,905 --> 00:23:52,345
But... if it was you...
348
00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:56,371
wouldn't you wanna know'?
349
00:23:58,389 --> 00:23:58,959
I would.
350
00:24:00,279 --> 00:24:02,384
(DOOR OPENS, BELL JINGLES)
RITA: Here you go. Thank you.
351
00:24:02,547 --> 00:24:03,887
(CASH REGISTER DINGS)
352
00:24:06,883 --> 00:24:08,453
Are you fucking kidding'?
353
00:24:09,477 --> 00:24:12,983
Gary is an orphan and doesn't want a thing
from you, and you treat him like shit.
354
00:24:13,008 --> 00:24:17,575
Bullshit he doesn't want anything. Why the fuck
else would he stalk rne and demand a meeting?
355
00:24:17,769 --> 00:24:20,672
Oh my God. You're unbelievable.
Since you two are clearly now chums,
356
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:24,292
the next time you see the little bastard,
you can tell him to fuck off again from me.
357
00:24:24,317 --> 00:24:27,418
What is wrong with you? If he shows up at
the house again, I'll deny everything.
358
00:24:27,443 --> 00:24:30,558
He'll wish he was never born
I know I do You're a coward
359
00:24:30,588 --> 00:24:32,498
Yes, Wolf. That's it. Exactly.
360
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:36,489
I am afraid of what'll happen
when Ted's life is destroyed
361
00:24:36,514 --> 00:24:41,524
by finding out there's a fucking baby he
has no idea about. He has a right to know.
362
00:24:42,679 --> 00:24:44,459
And if he does ever find out,
363
00:24:45,331 --> 00:24:50,651
and I don't care how, I will make sure that
Cheryl finds out about baby fucking Brandon.
364
00:24:52,835 --> 00:24:54,445
Am I being clear on that'?
365
00:24:55,184 --> 00:24:56,644
(LOW, UNSETTLING MUSIC)
366
00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:05,759
# Oh, your love is like a flower.
367
00:25:09,065 --> 00:25:09,645
(shouts)
368
00:25:09,937 --> 00:25:11,153
# Forgive my love...
369
00:25:11,312 --> 00:25:13,342
(LAUGHS) Yeah!
CAROL: Whoo-hoo!
370
00:25:13,851 --> 00:25:15,071
# Whenever I desire,
371
00:25:16,403 --> 00:25:17,843
# things you make me do,
372
00:25:19,544 --> 00:25:21,324
# I do to you is loving you...
373
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:23,735
Ah!
374
00:25:24,903 --> 00:25:26,753
# Our love, our love, our love.
375
00:25:28,752 --> 00:25:29,332
(LAUGHS)
376
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,380
#You...#
377
00:25:42,448 --> 00:25:42,788
Man,
378
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,779
This is the best job.
379
00:25:49,429 --> 00:25:50,759
You nailed it, Carol.
380
00:25:53,276 --> 00:25:55,996
And you look so beautiful
in those overalls.
381
00:25:57,977 --> 00:26:00,597
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Yeah, Carol. You look...
382
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:03,563
really hot.
383
00:26:08,481 --> 00:26:10,561
# Whoa, your love is like a flower.
384
00:26:14,793 --> 00:26:15,893
# Forgive my love.
385
00:26:18,784 --> 00:26:20,004
# Whenever I desire,
386
00:26:21,382 --> 00:26:23,052
# the things you make me do,
387
00:26:24,573 --> 00:26:26,233
# I do to you is loving you.
388
00:26:30,448 --> 00:26:32,298
# Cos they got me singing here.
389
00:26:33,395 --> 00:26:35,125
# Your love is like a flower.
390
00:26:38,526 --> 00:26:39,686
# Forgive my love. #
391
00:26:40,038 --> 00:26:41,428
Carol, is that right'?
392
00:26:42,778 --> 00:26:43,238
Sorry?
393
00:26:45,139 --> 00:26:46,229
The shower.
Hmm?
394
00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:52,573
In the paper, they said there was gold in the
shower. Right? Oh. (PANTS) Yep. A golden shower.
395
00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:56,405
Back to work, boys.
Righty-oh.
396
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,994
(SIGHS) Thanks for seeing me.
397
00:27:11,716 --> 00:27:13,386
And I just wanted to say...
398
00:27:13,978 --> 00:27:15,238
Root me.
Root you'?
399
00:27:16,989 --> 00:27:21,729
Well, I'm really horny and really pregnant.
No one else is gonna help rne out.
400
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:22,742
Yeah, sweet.
401
00:27:23,203 --> 00:27:24,303
(MOANS)
(GRUNTS)
402
00:27:37,882 --> 00:27:39,877
All right.
Now I gotta go tell my dad.
403
00:27:39,922 --> 00:27:42,037
Well, I don't think
that's necessary.
404
00:27:42,099 --> 00:27:43,889
About the baby.
Yeah. Right.
405
00:27:47,795 --> 00:27:52,325
Old Franko Figgso. (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHS)
Don't call him that. Hey, Daddy-o.
406
00:27:52,655 --> 00:27:53,225
Or that.
407
00:27:54,928 --> 00:27:55,448
(SIGHS)
408
00:27:57,643 --> 00:28:02,923
Don't worry. I'll be there to make sure you
don't screw it up. OK. I'm gonna go home.
409
00:28:03,385 --> 00:28:06,765
Mm-hm. I'm gonna get changed
into something more suitable.
410
00:28:06,790 --> 00:28:08,340
I'm gonna do this right.
411
00:28:09,098 --> 00:28:10,788
(DOOR OPENS, BOTTLES CLINK)
412
00:28:12,755 --> 00:28:13,855
SPARKY: Hey. Hey.
413
00:28:15,622 --> 00:28:18,622
FALANI: Eric. Eric!
Now's not the time to panic.
414
00:28:19,854 --> 00:28:22,423
Yeah, I mean, he's probably gonna kill
you, but there's a chance he might not.
415
00:28:22,448 --> 00:28:24,502
(GROANS) You don't get it, do you'?
416
00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:28,409
Even if he doesn't, it'll be a living
nightmare, being the father of Krystle's baby.
417
00:28:28,491 --> 00:28:30,961
It'll be like a hell
like nothing else.
418
00:28:31,896 --> 00:28:33,983
But Frankie Figgs will for sure
kill you if you do a runner.
419
00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:39,283
Yeah, what about the kid you'll be abandoning?
Your own son. Or daughter, obviously.
420
00:28:39,709 --> 00:28:41,906
Do the right thing, Eric.
(GROANS) Oh, I don't want to.
421
00:28:42,106 --> 00:28:46,230
We know you don't want to. No one wants to. But
you know, deep down inside that you should.
422
00:28:46,275 --> 00:28:48,685
And you'll die if you don't.
(GROANS)
423
00:28:50,220 --> 00:28:53,941
(BOTTLES CLINK) I gotta say, I got a
pretty good feeling about this job, Ted.
424
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:57,365
Yeah, I'm not one for counting my cows
before they hatch, but I hear you, old chap.
425
00:28:57,523 --> 00:28:58,443
Cows - like it.
426
00:29:00,696 --> 00:29:01,146
Go OK?
427
00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:06,192
Farming. It's where the money is.
That's excellent to know, love.
428
00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:12,250
I don't know how I'm gonna do it when Pascalle
starts walking too. Can I stop that from happening?
429
00:29:12,275 --> 00:29:14,165
WOLF: No.
I'd do ii humanely.
430
00:29:15,391 --> 00:29:20,401
Babe, I know it's hard, but they're ours.
Would you give it up for an easier life?
431
00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:27,543
(ROCK MUSIC)
432
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,026
BERT: Oh!
CAROL: Oh my God!
433
00:29:36,653 --> 00:29:38,203
Shit.
Is that real gold?
434
00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:40,531
I think so. Yeah! (LAUGHS)
435
00:29:42,294 --> 00:29:44,664
I'm hauling fucking gold!
(ALL LAUGH)
436
00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:53,394
Oh, who would've thought, eh? Such a big...
urn, job. Yeah.
437
00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:57,606
It's just... crazy.
So crazy.
438
00:29:58,645 --> 00:29:59,986
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Cami, you're rich.
439
00:30:00,129 --> 00:30:01,689
(LAUGHS) We're all rich.
440
00:30:02,209 --> 00:30:05,197
Nah, nah, nah. It's your job. We're- We're
just helping. Yeah, yeah, it's yours, Carol.
441
00:30:05,235 --> 00:30:07,415
No, no. No way. I want a three-way.
442
00:30:08,870 --> 00:30:13,698
It should be split equally between the three
of us. We should get it out to the car.
443
00:30:13,898 --> 00:30:14,528
Yeah, OK.
444
00:30:15,977 --> 00:30:16,907
(GASPS SOFTLY)
445
00:30:18,427 --> 00:30:19,947
(LOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
446
00:30:37,525 --> 00:30:41,835
Didn't think you'd show up Hey What
kind of bastard do you think I am?
447
00:30:42,161 --> 00:30:44,863
Ooh, I dunno - the kind who doesn't
know which chick he's knocked up'?
448
00:30:44,924 --> 00:30:48,164
Yeah, well, this bastard
sure as hell knows that now.
449
00:30:49,563 --> 00:30:51,683
And he's here to talk to your dad.
450
00:30:52,588 --> 00:30:53,558
He's not here.
451
00:30:53,870 --> 00:30:55,150
(CHUCKLES) Oh, fuck.
452
00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,889
Thank Christ. Oh no.
(MOTORCYCLE APPROACHES)
453
00:30:58,068 --> 00:30:58,808
Here he is.
454
00:31:04,723 --> 00:31:05,653
(ENGINE STOPS)
455
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,162
Hey, Dad.
456
00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:12,028
You remember Eric, right'?
I'm aware of him, yes.
457
00:31:12,656 --> 00:31:15,486
Hello, sir.
Eric's got something to tell you.
458
00:31:16,353 --> 00:31:18,723
You'd better come inside, hadn't ya'?
459
00:31:22,453 --> 00:31:23,603
Well, what is it'?
460
00:31:24,789 --> 00:31:27,449
Sir... I would like
to marry your daughter.
461
00:31:28,090 --> 00:31:29,760
The fuck did you just say'?
462
00:31:29,817 --> 00:31:35,197
I thought you wanted rne to do the right thing.
Isn't marrying you doing the right thing?
463
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,021
Dad...
464
00:31:38,889 --> 00:31:40,099
Eric knocked me up.
465
00:31:41,425 --> 00:31:41,885
Sorry.
466
00:31:44,315 --> 00:31:49,066
I just wanted him to tell you so at least
you'd know that I knew who was to blame.
467
00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:53,689
Well, I think under these circumstances,
blame is usually on both parties.
468
00:31:54,483 --> 00:31:56,663
But I guess in this case, it's not.
469
00:31:57,203 --> 00:31:59,468
And you could've have dived
into a better gene pool'?
470
00:31:59,595 --> 00:32:01,445
Hey, Dad, that sale's gone...
471
00:32:04,268 --> 00:32:05,418
What's going on'?
472
00:32:06,598 --> 00:32:09,258
Your sister here's
pregnant to this chump.
473
00:32:09,665 --> 00:32:10,235
Ew. God.
474
00:32:12,457 --> 00:32:14,007
Is it too late to abort'?
475
00:32:16,913 --> 00:32:19,443
Adoption'?
No, no, no. We don't do that.
476
00:32:21,124 --> 00:32:24,674
If it's too late to scrape it out,
it's gonna be a Figgs.
477
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,397
Girls, can you give me a minute'?
478
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,950
Now, here's what's gonna happen,
you miserable little tick.
479
00:32:41,731 --> 00:32:44,301
I know a guy,
and you will go and see him.
480
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,936
Is he, like, a lawyer or something?
481
00:32:47,505 --> 00:32:49,925
A doctor who will
give you a vasectomy.
482
00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:56,851
So at least there will be no more creepy children,
and I will have done the world a favour.
483
00:32:56,994 --> 00:33:01,414
What if I don't want to have my balls
snipped? Either he does it or I do.
484
00:33:04,313 --> 00:33:07,553
And after that, you will
never come near my family...
485
00:33:10,350 --> 00:33:12,270
my daughter or my grandchild...
486
00:33:14,174 --> 00:33:14,924
ever again.
487
00:33:16,353 --> 00:33:17,453
(SLOW ROCK MUSIC)
488
00:33:36,769 --> 00:33:37,759
(ENGINE STARTS)
489
00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:48,935
(LAUGHTER IN OTHER ROOM)
490
00:34:05,321 --> 00:34:08,696
Nah, she's doing really well, mate. I'm
starting to wonder why she's even there.
491
00:34:08,721 --> 00:34:10,971
The cocaine, wasn't it?
Yeah. Yeah.
492
00:34:12,743 --> 00:34:14,353
You spoken to Ngaire?
NO.
493
00:34:14,703 --> 00:34:15,853
You should.
Why'?
494
00:34:17,012 --> 00:34:21,003
She's bored. Better than off her nut.
Just popping to the Galleria.
495
00:34:21,203 --> 00:34:21,603
Yeah.
496
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:30,365
Hi, Rita.
497
00:34:34,911 --> 00:34:36,531
Rude.
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
498
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:45,380
Anyway, thank you both so much.
It was an amazing, exciting day.
499
00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:49,079
I'm tingling all over.
500
00:34:50,486 --> 00:34:51,986
We should get going, eh.
501
00:34:53,646 --> 00:34:53,926
Oh.
502
00:34:55,739 --> 00:34:56,019
OK.
503
00:34:57,849 --> 00:35:00,639
Thanks, guys. Cheers, Carol.
(CAR DOOR OPENS)
504
00:35:01,962 --> 00:35:02,952
(ENGINE STARTS)
505
00:35:10,770 --> 00:35:12,030
I wanted to hug her.
506
00:35:14,282 --> 00:35:16,122
I've got a huge stiffy again.
507
00:35:17,735 --> 00:35:21,355
Got any beer in your caravan?
I can't do this any more. Eh?
508
00:35:22,971 --> 00:35:28,271
I need to move on. The next woman who comes
along who I like... I'm gonna make her mine.
509
00:35:31,805 --> 00:35:33,205
Great plan, Phineas (!)
510
00:35:34,363 --> 00:35:35,233
Great plan (!)
511
00:35:36,381 --> 00:35:37,191
(ROCK MUSIC)
512
00:35:44,437 --> 00:35:44,837
Shit.
513
00:35:50,843 --> 00:35:52,283
Wolf says he loves you.
514
00:35:53,763 --> 00:35:54,333
He does.
515
00:35:56,449 --> 00:36:01,249
You know he's just another stupid man
who's never gonna leave his wife, right?
516
00:36:01,737 --> 00:36:04,447
I do know that.
Because he loves Cheryl too.
517
00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:13,887
So continuing this...
518
00:36:15,821 --> 00:36:17,901
whatever you two have got going on
519
00:36:18,396 --> 00:36:22,146
is you signing up for a life
of lies and bullshit and secrets.
520
00:36:25,865 --> 00:36:29,435
It's better than nothing.
It's half a life at best, girl.
521
00:36:31,047 --> 00:36:35,227
You're never gonna have someone
to share the important moments with.
522
00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:38,648
And you can't talk about it with anyone.
I get it, Rita.
523
00:36:38,765 --> 00:36:40,735
So why put yourself through it'?
524
00:36:41,797 --> 00:36:43,927
Because I love him.
Ah, fuck love.
525
00:36:45,739 --> 00:36:49,669
Fuck whatever fantasy you've got
going on in that head of yours.
526
00:36:49,972 --> 00:36:55,702
Because the best you can hope for, Anne-Marie,
is that Cheryl finds out, the shit hits the fan,
527
00:36:57,334 --> 00:37:01,594
you'll go through hell, and at the
end of the day, he will choose her,
528
00:37:04,228 --> 00:37:05,678
because he always will.
529
00:37:08,065 --> 00:37:10,095
That is your best-case scenario.
530
00:37:11,102 --> 00:37:13,352
And you fuckin' know it, don't you'?
531
00:37:15,006 --> 00:37:17,886
Deep down, where you
don't want to admit it...
532
00:37:19,783 --> 00:37:21,043
you know I'm right.
533
00:37:30,102 --> 00:37:31,842
Get outta here, Anne-Marie.
534
00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:34,067
Move away -
535
00:37:35,479 --> 00:37:37,569
somewhere Wolf will never find ya.
536
00:37:42,422 --> 00:37:43,292
(SOBS SOFTLY)
537
00:37:45,793 --> 00:37:48,173
(INSECTS CHIRP,
DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)
538
00:37:55,511 --> 00:37:56,431
Carol.
Brian!
539
00:37:59,012 --> 00:38:02,142
What are you doing'?
I was just planting something.
540
00:38:03,102 --> 00:38:04,712
A new tree for our family.
541
00:38:05,135 --> 00:38:07,665
At night-time'?
That's so sweet of you.
542
00:38:08,381 --> 00:38:09,951
Speaking of family trees,
543
00:38:10,144 --> 00:38:15,194
this morning, Mother was showing our young
Chantal a picture of my great-aunt Esme.
544
00:38:18,204 --> 00:38:19,824
I really, really love you.
545
00:38:21,853 --> 00:38:25,387
You know that, right'?
I assume that's why you married me.
546
00:38:25,581 --> 00:38:29,211
I want you to fuck rne - here, on the lawn.
Ooh, gosh. Urn...
547
00:38:30,414 --> 00:38:36,874
It sounds very zany, urn, but I-I've got a bath running
at the moment for the kids. Also, the kettle's on,
548
00:38:38,205 --> 00:38:41,795
and there's still that Onehunga weed
in the lawn - prickly.
549
00:38:43,694 --> 00:38:43,974
OK.
550
00:38:46,081 --> 00:38:50,241
But next time - once I've dealt with
the weeds. That would be lovely.
551
00:38:53,057 --> 00:38:54,277
(SLOW GUITAR MUSIC)
552
00:38:58,652 --> 00:38:59,522
(BIRDS CHIRP)
553
00:39:03,481 --> 00:39:03,821
Ted.
554
00:39:05,077 --> 00:39:06,177
Ah, thanks, love.
555
00:39:06,865 --> 00:39:11,655
Hey, Rita. Can you watch the twins for a
bit this morning? I'm at the Galleria.
556
00:39:15,410 --> 00:39:19,838
Can you watch the boys this morning? I've got a
doctor's appointment. Oh, I can't, babe. Work stuff'.
557
00:39:20,038 --> 00:39:23,178
Really? Yeah, sorry. (CHILDREN
LAUGH IN OTHER ROOM)
558
00:39:26,613 --> 00:39:27,833
(DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)
559
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:39,706
(ENGINE STOPS)
560
00:40:17,485 --> 00:40:18,405
Are they out'?
561
00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:20,090
Yeah.
562
00:40:21,404 --> 00:40:22,734
Are they coming back?
563
00:40:23,432 --> 00:40:24,802
I don't get it. Why'?
564
00:40:25,896 --> 00:40:28,096
And where?
You must know something.
565
00:40:28,297 --> 00:40:28,927
Fuck off!
566
00:40:33,227 --> 00:40:34,037
(ROCK MUSIC)
567
00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:45,268
Where is she?
568
00:40:45,909 --> 00:40:47,739
I dunno.
Don't fuck with me!
569
00:40:47,857 --> 00:40:50,500
It's part of the deal, Wolf.
No clues, no contact.
570
00:40:50,542 --> 00:40:53,389
You're fuckin' evil.
You're a fuckin' monster.
571
00:40:53,443 --> 00:40:56,107
I don't give a shit that you
were fucking Anne-Marie, Wolf.
572
00:40:56,168 --> 00:41:00,294
I give a shit that you're a fucking idiot that
was about to mess everything up for yourself.
573
00:41:00,319 --> 00:41:04,308
Just cos you had a kid outside your own marriage
and regret it doesn't mean that's my story!
574
00:41:04,377 --> 00:41:07,954
I wanna be a part of my son's life. I'm
not a fuckin' arsehole. I'm not you!
575
00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:13,627
I was young, and I was stupid, and I did the
only thing I knew to do to keep the man I loved.
576
00:41:15,567 --> 00:41:20,347
So, fine, you can punish me, if that's
what you wanna do, but it will ruin Ted.
577
00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:23,673
It's over to you.
578
00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:28,960
You can say that you love Anne-Marie,
but you don't. You love Cheryl.
579
00:41:29,418 --> 00:41:32,428
You love Van. You love Jethro.
You love Pascalle.
580
00:41:35,355 --> 00:41:39,095
Gary got a family. That's what
I gave him when I walked away,
581
00:41:39,970 --> 00:41:44,076
and I'm not about to risk my marriage
for a Christmas card once a year
582
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:46,481
and the occasional awkward
phone call.
583
00:41:48,938 --> 00:41:53,182
So, fine, you can think that I'm an
evil fuckin' bitch if you want to,
584
00:41:53,207 --> 00:41:56,847
but it doesn't change the fact
that everything I have done -
585
00:41:58,991 --> 00:42:01,351
everything - I have
done for all of us.
586
00:42:03,392 --> 00:42:05,982
And I think that makes me
a fuckin' saint.
587
00:42:12,712 --> 00:42:13,342
So, Wolf,
588
00:42:14,849 --> 00:42:17,329
we can choose
to blow our lives apart...
589
00:42:18,850 --> 00:42:19,760
or we can both
590
00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:22,004
shut the fuck up.
591
00:42:36,197 --> 00:42:36,837
(EXHALES)
592
00:42:46,408 --> 00:42:46,988
Krystle!
593
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:48,846
Krystle!
594
00:42:50,452 --> 00:42:51,032
Krystle!
595
00:42:51,878 --> 00:42:57,358
Eric, what are you doing here? Don't shut rne
out, Krystle Please You can't do this to me.
596
00:42:59,450 --> 00:43:00,080
Oh, fuck.
597
00:43:01,232 --> 00:43:01,972
Leave.
No.
598
00:43:04,122 --> 00:43:06,592
No, I have rights here.
I'm the father.
599
00:43:07,067 --> 00:43:11,063
Girls, go inside. No, don't- don't go inside,
Krystle. Please! You need to hear this.
600
00:43:11,206 --> 00:43:15,062
You were warned not to come back here.
No, I don't care. I'm the father!
601
00:43:15,133 --> 00:43:16,753
Stop fucking with my life!
602
00:43:17,549 --> 00:43:18,359
(ROCK MUSIC)
603
00:43:24,652 --> 00:43:25,232
(GRUNTS)
604
00:43:32,678 --> 00:43:33,258
(GRUNTS)
605
00:43:34,036 --> 00:43:35,606
(BONES CRUNCH)
(SCREAMS)
606
00:43:37,788 --> 00:43:38,888
(THUD!)
(GRUNTS)
607
00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:48,453
(TIM FINN'S 'CARVE YOU IN MARBLE)
608
00:44:01,733 --> 00:44:04,093
# When you asked me
how does it feel...
609
00:44:06,087 --> 00:44:08,107
# to be loved by someone like you.
610
00:44:10,506 --> 00:44:12,342
# I could only answer
with this song.
611
00:44:12,410 --> 00:44:12,690
Ah.
612
00:44:14,278 --> 00:44:15,768
That didn't go so well.
613
00:44:19,235 --> 00:44:21,095
# Many colours fill the canvas.
614
00:44:23,717 --> 00:44:25,611
# Will I ever catch your drift,
girl?
615
00:44:25,711 --> 00:44:28,161
(CHERYL AND TWINS
CHATTER INDISTINCTLY)
616
00:44:28,307 --> 00:44:30,787
# Make a shape and give
the feeling form.
617
00:44:37,051 --> 00:44:38,781
# I will carve you in marble.
618
00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:42,501
# Carve you cos I love you, yeah.
619
00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:47,440
# I will carve you in marble.
620
00:44:54,498 --> 00:44:56,538
# Everyday, I crave your presence,
621
00:44:58,843 --> 00:45:01,053
# lose myself in
tender feelings... #
622
00:45:03,697 --> 00:45:05,487
You've gotta piss off, mate.
623
00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:11,014
Nah, I mean it. You don't want anything
to do with us. This family's toxic.
624
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,310
Hey! Hey!
625
00:45:17,495 --> 00:45:18,075
(SHOUTS)
626
00:45:18,977 --> 00:45:21,527
Some oaf going through
my knicker drawer.
627
00:45:21,710 --> 00:45:22,290
(GRUNTS)
628
00:45:23,524 --> 00:45:24,034
I quit.
629
00:45:24,331 --> 00:45:27,741
Oh, Bilkey, you're just saying that
cos you're up to your knob in mud.
630
00:45:27,941 --> 00:45:31,411
He took something from Eric,
so we take something of his.
631
00:45:31,456 --> 00:45:33,986
Are you scared of him, Mum'?
Is that it'?
632
00:45:34,726 --> 00:45:36,871
You've got some bloody balls, Wolf.
633
00:45:36,896 --> 00:45:39,036
You fucking pack of...
(GUN FIRES)
634
00:45:39,086 --> 00:45:43,636
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