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Funny old world -
your wife and your ex having babies
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pretty much on the same day.
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One of them has nothing
to do with me.
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Wolf and them have pissed him off', and that
pissed-off-ness has spread to the whole West family.
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We are gonna get revenge.
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I need you to get arrested.
You what'?
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How long have I been in here'?
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He's back.
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Look who it is.
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It's Grandpa.
She's dead.
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('WESTSIDE THEME MUSIC)
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It's not a betrayal, Ted The fuck it's
not a betrayal What would you call it?
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I'd call it a job It's my gang I find the
jobs. Yes, I know, but you're in no state-
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Fucking Lefty sneaking
around behind my back.
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Ted, you haven't been well.
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I don't have the bloody flu.
No, you have a head injury!
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And if you don't calm down- For
God's sake Just shut the fuck up!
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I have spent ages trying
to get those little f...
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those boys to sleep
till a decent hour.
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(YELLS) (SIGHS) No, Van!
Jethro, get back to bed.
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No!
(BABY CRIES)
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Great. For fuck's sake.
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Wolf, wake up and sort out
your bloody kids!
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And your bloody parents.
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You are my man,
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and you're gonna get through this,
Ted. Piece of piss.
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(SOMBRE MUSIC)
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Well, we thought Ted
was cool with it.
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He was cool until he
forgot that he was cool.
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Do you think he'll forget that he wasn't cool
with it at some point and be cool again?
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I don't fucking know, do I, Lefty'?
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But you need to talk to him again
before he drives me up the bloody wall.
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(CAR APPROACHES)
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Carol?
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Sorry. I've been driving around for an hour and
a half, and I wasn't sure where else to go.
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OK. Why'?
Brian's mum has come to stay.
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Ah. Gin?
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Hell yes.
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Balls! Ted, we're not
doing the dirty on you.
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Well, it bloody feels like it.
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Bert and I went over it with you yesterday!
You agreed you weren't up to it.
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Do you remember that conversation at
all, Ted? Yeah, 'course I remember it.
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I'm fine, OK? I'm in. I'm good to go.
You're not, Ted.
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You were almost dead a couple
of weeks ago. You need time to rest.
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Got him singing your
bloody tune now, have you'?
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He's right, and you know it,
you stubborn bastard.
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OK, well, look, put it off a
couple of weeks. We can't.
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My cousin works down the
line in Edgecumbe.
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At a pie store!
Yeah, Ted, at a bakery.
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And every week a bank security van driving from
Gisborne to Auckland stops for lunch there.
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And we're hitting that van.
Yeah, Ted.
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OK, so then it can wait a week.
It can't, mate.
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They're changing the run next week -
coming up from Napier instead.
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This is our last chance to hit that
van, Ted. We have to go today.
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Don't worry, you'll get your cut.
Yeah.
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Keep it. If I don't do the job,
I don't want your bloody pity.
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We should hit the road.
Yeah.
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Oi, you lot.
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That bit about Ted not wanting
a cut, ignore that.
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I dunno, Rita. He's a proud man.
He doesn't need to know, all right'?
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He'd probably remember
where the money came from.
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Yeah, how long is he gonna be like this?
I don't bloody know, do I?
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It doesn't feel right doing a job
without Ted. You saw what he's like.
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It feels like a bad omen,
is all I'm saying.
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(REFLECTIVE MUSIC)
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(ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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They let you just walk out'?
Yeah.
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And you walked straight past the pig
station? It's like I'm invisible.
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I'm not invisible, am I?
No.
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Bugger, I was really getting
into that idea.
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It was my second favourite theory
why I hadn't been arrested yet.
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My favourite is that I'm from the future
and all this is a repressed memory
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I'm reliving under hypnosis
in a parallel universe.
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Shame we can't do my plan A -
burning down a house of God.
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No. You heard what she said.
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No, Sparky. You get sent
to prison for arson,
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and I don't want you sent to prison.
And nothing weird or sexual either.
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I don't want you sent
to the nuthouse.
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It would help if I knew why
I was doing this.
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I'll tell you why after you've got yourself
arrested. But what about my motivation?
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You're doing it to say thank you for
taking you in, feeding and caring for you.
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Yeah, after my Dad's head got
blown off on one of Ted's jobs.
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You're doing it because
you love me, Sparky.
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Look at us. Just like old times
when our men were away on a job.
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Except you're no longer a gang wife
and your man is safely at home.
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I wouldn't say safely. His mother
does psychological damage to him.
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Between her and the Plunket woman, honestly,
they can just go and jack each other off.
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Think I don't know how to
look after my own kids.
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Where are your kids'?
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At home.
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That old troll can look after them.
I want to get drunk.
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Hey, Rita. Can you keep an eye
on the kids for a sec? No.
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I haven't left the house
in three days.
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And I'm busy. And besides, whenever I look
after your kids, you're never appreciative.
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(QUIRKY MUSIC)
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Van, make sure you share
that with your brother.
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(SCREAMING)
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He poured coffee down
Jethro's pants.
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They're boys.
Boys do stupid shit all the time.
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(MUFFLED YELLING, LAUGHTER, BANGING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Van had fun. He was only in there a
couple of minutes. He could have died!
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I'll see you guys later.
Wait, do you have to go'?
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Yeah, it's work.
Well, can it wait'?
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No, sorry, babe.
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Wolf, please.
I'm meeting someone.
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(BABY CRIES)
Fuck! Fuck it.
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This quest that Mrs Rita has Sparky
on, it is an important one, yes'?
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Ask her. Nothing to do with me.
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But don't you reckon, if you're deliberately
trying to get arrested- And failing miserably
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Don't you reckon it's only fair she at
least tell rne why? Like I said, ask her
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I mean, what if I get arrested and then I get the
bash like your dad got while he was under arrest?
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Maybe that's why you can only get
arrested for some pissy little crime,
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so you don't die in a pool of your
own blood while you're on remand.
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How is Mr Ted now'?
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He's...
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fine.
Maybe one day he will be fine,
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but I don't think he is fine
at this moment.
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No, he's not fine.
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He's all over
the fucking place. He's...
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He's down, then he's angry,
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then he's completely normal,
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then he's crying.
Mr Ted does not cry.
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Well, this one does.
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It's like he's on another
planet sometimes.
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Who ordered the pineapple fritter'?
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Shit. That's for Ted.
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We ordered one out of habit.
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He always did like exotic food.
He's not dead, Phineas.
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It's weird not having him here
is, I think, what Phineas meant.
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Nah, I just meant he liked
pineapple fritters.
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Well, I for one am not going
to miss his snoring.
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Or his night farts.
(ALL CHUCKLE)
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You remember that time you were sleepwalking and
you stood on his head and called him a Bojamba?
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(ALL LAUGH)
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I don't even know what it means,
mate. It's just a made-up word.
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He's gonna be all right, eh?
'Course. Yeah.
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Cos I don't know if I'm cutout
for leading you guys all the time.
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Sorry, you're leading us?
Well, I did find the job.
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And that makes you the
boss of us, does it'?
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Look, all I'm saying is Ted's not
here, so someone needs to step up.
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Doing a security van job.
Yeah, Phineas.
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We've never really had much
luck with them.
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Why in the hell did you
have to bring that up'?
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Well I'm just saying that the last one of these,
Dougal got his head blown off. That's all.
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Fuck me, mate.
Jesus, Phineas.
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Are you dead'?
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No.
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I thought you'd be asleep.
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I think my brain broke.
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I'm so exhausted
I can't go to sleep.
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My brain won't let me go to sleep.
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This sucks.
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Being a parent sucks.
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And it sucks that your shrew mother won't
lift a finger unless it's to make a point.
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Babe, don't get worked up.
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The kids are asleep now.
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And it's not like shed win any
mother of the year prize, is it'?
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Can we not talk about my mother right now?
(SIGHS) I'm so exhausted, Wolf.
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I need help from someone who isn't
going to throw it in my face
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cos I don't have the energy
to go on like this.
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Yeah, I wouldn't be so tired
if you helped out more.
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Everything I do is for
you and the kids.
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I'm not recceing jobs for fun.
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(BABY CRIES)
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(SIGHS)
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Fuck.
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I'll go.
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Shut up.
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Shut up.
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Shut up, little baby.
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Dad?
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It's my house. I can sit
in the dark if I want to.
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I didn't say you couldn't.
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Can't sleep'?
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I'm hoping whisky will do the trick.
Numb the thoughts.
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They're in there. I know it.
I can see the words.
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And then they're gone.
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Must be annoying as shit.
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(SIGHS) I know it's all fucking
wrong, but I can't do anything.
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And it frustrates me, boy.
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Makes me so fuckin angry. I just
want to tear everything apart.
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Maybe the whisky isn't
such a good idea, then.
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Ah, no, nonsense.
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Hey, here. Look, I'll look after
the baby. You go get some sleep.
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Nah, she's just about gone.
I'll put her back to bed now.
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Yeah, fair enough.
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Don't leave the baby
with the nut job.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SOMBRE MUSIC)
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I'm hungry.
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Well, it's not my job
to bring you food.
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But it's your job, so it's your job to
bring food. Ted would've done the same.
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I can't believe you rely on Ted
to remind you to bring breakfast.
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Where's your breakfast, dipshit'?
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If the Van's running on schedule,
we'll be back here about half 1.
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Sweet, we'll be the
ones eating tree bark.
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Yeah, lucky you've got a
smorgasbord to choose from.
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You've got to pull it down quick
cause he's scared of the dark.
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I'm trying. Does he have a giant head
or something? Jesus Christ, I'll do it.
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You go get Jethro, get him ready.
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00:13:03,904 --> 00:13:06,954
Last time I saw him
he was standing in the toilet.
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00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:10,655
Did you help him out of the toilet?
He seemed happy.
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00:13:12,756 --> 00:13:14,446
Good morning, Cheryl. Rita.
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Carol, you're back.
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Tradition.
Must be fulfilling
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having so much going on in your lives you
can sit around and drink all day (!)
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Done the mother thing,
thank you, Cheryl.
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And now we've got husbands to worry
about, so don't stand there judging us.
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Yeah, don't get shirty with us just
cos you've got shit in your hair.
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Eh?
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Ew!
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It's chocolate.
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And I wish I could stand around and judge you all day,
but I've got about a million bloody things to do.
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He was hiding in
the bathroom cabinet.
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Are you sure you can't come with? I'd love
to, babe, but that job I was talking about.
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Come on, boys, let's go.
(BABBLES)
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Come on, hurry up.
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Go.
(BABBLES)
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Fuck, I do not miss those days.
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It was whanau I hadn't heard of before. I
didn't know any of us were from Edgecumbe,
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let alone world-class pie makers
from Edgecumbe.
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So Tahi's my second cousin.
And he's like,
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'Every week, without fail, these
security guys stop in for a pie
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'on their run from Gisborne
to Auckland.' Uh-huh.
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Cos his pies are that good.
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00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,297
Please stop talking
about pies.
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00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:27,277
You think maybe we've got time to
nip in and grab a couple?
229
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,338
And when the cops ask afterward,
230
00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:35,007
'Was there anyone around at the time of the
robbery, you know, not from around here?'
231
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:39,440
And they say, 'Yeah, there were these
two guys. Looked like Aucklanders.'
232
00:14:39,465 --> 00:14:44,095
'Hey, wasn't one of them Tahi's second
cousin?' Good call. Yeah, good call.
233
00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:53,411
The thing is that Tahi puts the
potato through the blender-
234
00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:56,097
Bert, shut the fuck up. ...and you know the
blow torches, the little kitchen ones?
235
00:14:56,122 --> 00:14:59,458
Well, (IMITATES FIRE) gives the
potato top the perfect crust, mate.
236
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:00,403
Oh, thank God.
237
00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:08,040
Yeah, they park out the back because if they park
out the front, they think some Maori will flog it.
238
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,169
It's just... racist, you know'?
239
00:15:11,814 --> 00:15:16,944
You got this? Hey, there ain't a vehicle on
this planet I can't get into, all right?
240
00:15:22,449 --> 00:15:23,319
(TENSE MUSIC)
241
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:37,906
Come on.
242
00:15:43,205 --> 00:15:43,775
Come on.
243
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,490
Come on, come on, come on.
244
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:55,890
Yes!
245
00:15:57,492 --> 00:15:59,352
Start the fucking engine, Bert
246
00:16:13,324 --> 00:16:15,124
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
247
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,370
(CAR HORN HONKS)
248
00:16:17,122 --> 00:16:18,682
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
Hey!
249
00:16:19,653 --> 00:16:20,463
(ROCK MUSIC)
250
00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:31,656
So where are we going for lunch?
251
00:16:32,305 --> 00:16:33,295
Somewhere nice.
252
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:37,442
Let me guess - is it in Parnell?
Yes, because Parnell is nice.
253
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:41,520
Hey, Ted. How are you fe- You know
Phineas is living here, right?
254
00:16:41,573 --> 00:16:41,913
Yes.
255
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,600
Phineas is away on that job, love.
256
00:16:47,094 --> 00:16:51,414
Yeah, I knew that. It just- You know,
it might be awkward if he wasn't.
257
00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:54,913
And tell Lefty I want
a word with him.
258
00:16:55,072 --> 00:16:56,222
When he gets back.
259
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,170
Of course when he gets back.
260
00:16:59,871 --> 00:17:00,861
From Edgecumbe.
261
00:17:02,245 --> 00:17:06,500
I know that he's in Edgecumbe. I just want a word
with him when he gets back. Is that so hard?
262
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:08,221
I'll tell him.
Thank you!
263
00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:15,099
Get in the car, boys.
264
00:17:28,274 --> 00:17:30,194
Jethro, where's your brother'?
265
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:31,080
Dunno.
266
00:17:34,735 --> 00:17:35,075
Van?
267
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:37,356
Van!
268
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:41,526
Van!
269
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,490
Do you reckon you can
eat pine cones'?
270
00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:53,062
See. What were you worried about'?
271
00:17:53,226 --> 00:17:54,036
(ROCK MUSIC)
272
00:17:56,091 --> 00:17:56,961
(ENGINE REVS)
273
00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:03,553
Sweet as a sweet thing.
274
00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,961
No problems?
Apart from starvation.
275
00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:06,980
(CHAINSAW REVS)
276
00:18:09,865 --> 00:18:11,995
Well, just as well Ted isn't here.
277
00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:15,651
He'd be appalled by the Neanderthal
banging away with his stick.
278
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,900
But who needs a locksmith when you've
got a perfectly good chainsaw?
279
00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:20,035
(METAL SCREECHES)
280
00:18:24,183 --> 00:18:25,583
(CHAINSAW POWERS DOWN)
281
00:18:26,515 --> 00:18:26,975
(REVS)
282
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,450
It's stuck!
283
00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:33,489
Why is it stuck'?
Because it's stuck!
284
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,602
Jesus, Phineas, we stole a van
especially for you to practice on!
285
00:18:37,663 --> 00:18:40,378
And it worked on that one,
but on this one it's stuck.
286
00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:41,784
Give me a bloody go.
287
00:18:44,146 --> 00:18:47,556
Fine, But I'm telling you, it's stuck.
(CHAINSAW REVS)
288
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,776
Ted would have a back-up plan.
Well, I'm not Ted, am I'?
289
00:18:51,822 --> 00:18:55,468
If Ted were here, we wouldn't be in this position
because we wouldn't have used a chainsaw because he
290
00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:58,152
would have picked the bloody lock
Nah, he would've blown the doors off
291
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,621
Yeah, and that went
well last time (!)
292
00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:05,352
So can you pick the lock, Mr 'No Vehicle
On This Planet I Can't Get Into'?
293
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:10,010
I got into the vehicle, just couldn't
get into the bit where the money is.
294
00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:12,124
We could travel it back to
Auckland, crack it there.
295
00:19:12,149 --> 00:19:15,305
Oh, a stolen security van with
a chainsaw sticking out the side,
296
00:19:15,453 --> 00:19:17,423
who'd notice that driving by (?)
297
00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:20,161
I knew this plan was
doomed without Ted.
298
00:19:21,876 --> 00:19:23,776
Come on, you piece of-
(BOOM!)
299
00:19:25,216 --> 00:19:25,916
(RUMBLING)
300
00:19:31,636 --> 00:19:32,216
(GROANS)
301
00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:35,480
(ALL GROAN)
302
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,634
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
303
00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:56,287
Oh, shit! My ankle.
304
00:19:58,058 --> 00:20:01,128
Dear mother of God.
That was just fucking intense.
305
00:20:02,922 --> 00:20:03,962
Where's Lefty'?
306
00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:07,041
See?
307
00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:11,158
This job is cursed.
It's got Dougal all over it.
308
00:20:11,685 --> 00:20:17,825
No, it was an earthquake, Phineas. Dougal's got nothing
to do with it. Yeah, well, tell that to Lefty.
309
00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:31,013
This huge fucking branch missed
my head by this much! (CHUCKLES)
310
00:20:32,217 --> 00:20:34,626
Still doesn't change the fact
that this job is cursed.
311
00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:36,513
Yeah'? What about that, then'?
312
00:20:43,439 --> 00:20:45,109
Doesn't look cursed to me.
313
00:20:46,129 --> 00:20:46,939
(ROCK MUSIC)
314
00:20:49,757 --> 00:20:50,387
Ah, fuck!
315
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:00,260
Van!
316
00:21:03,026 --> 00:21:03,366
Van!
317
00:21:08,553 --> 00:21:08,893
Van!
318
00:21:09,932 --> 00:21:10,272
Van!
319
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,807
Van, you'll be the death of me.
320
00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:18,172
Excuse me.
321
00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:22,379
Come here.
322
00:21:24,205 --> 00:21:26,052
Don't you ever do that to me again!
323
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,505
I figured he must be yours since
you've got the matching one.
324
00:21:28,566 --> 00:21:30,287
I've been looking everywhere.
325
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,965
Well, it looks like you've
got your work cut out for you.
326
00:21:33,123 --> 00:21:33,463
Van.
327
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,445
Tell your mum you're sorry
for running off.
328
00:21:36,527 --> 00:21:37,397
Sorry, Mummy.
329
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,157
Who are you'? Are you an angel'?
330
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,110
(CHUCKLES) No, just Rochelle.
331
00:21:48,303 --> 00:21:49,983
This place is bloody flash.
332
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:56,242
I don't know why a cheese sandwich in Henderson
wouldn't do the trick. Because we aren't savages.
333
00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:58,347
A bottle of your finest Sav Blanc.
334
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:02,270
Oh, escargots'? Blimey.
It's French for snails.
335
00:22:03,258 --> 00:22:05,618
I know what it is,
Miss Trolley Dolly.
336
00:22:06,478 --> 00:22:07,928
Why are we here, Ngaire'?
337
00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:12,326
They do have restaurants in West Auckland,
you know? And frankly, I'm bored of them.
338
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,143
Lefty and I are actually
looking to buy here.
339
00:22:14,225 --> 00:22:15,495
Buy what'?
(SCOFFS)
340
00:22:15,739 --> 00:22:19,669
A house, Carol. What's wrong with
Henderson? Do you want a list?
341
00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:24,895
So you really want to join the arseholes
who pretend to be upstanding citizens
342
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,240
when really they're fucking
white-collar criminals'?
343
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,674
Please excuse me while
I go to the ladies.
344
00:22:30,699 --> 00:22:34,589
To powder your nose (?) Oh! Are
we doing some (WHISPERS) cocaine?
345
00:22:35,558 --> 00:22:37,759
I haven't done cocaine in yonks.
I love cocaine.
346
00:22:37,784 --> 00:22:42,294
Carol, you remember what it does to
you, right? Oh, that was the old Carol.
347
00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:45,230
Come on, then.
348
00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:50,700
And brace for impact.
349
00:22:52,569 --> 00:22:53,866
Chantal's first word was 'Carol'.
350
00:22:53,928 --> 00:22:57,687
Can you believe it'? Do you think
my children could be geniuses?
351
00:22:57,717 --> 00:23:00,677
Not the intelligent kind
but the special kind...
352
00:23:00,974 --> 00:23:02,714
You know, like the Japanese.
353
00:23:05,396 --> 00:23:05,856
Jesus.
354
00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:10,840
I thought I saw my reflection in this. I didn't,
though. I think I caught it in the window,
355
00:23:10,895 --> 00:23:15,285
and it stayed in my brain for an extra
second while I forked the lettuce.
356
00:23:20,956 --> 00:23:23,858
Can we stop for food'?
Yeah, maybe go to the pie shop (I)
357
00:23:23,883 --> 00:23:26,703
Nah, that would be a dumb idea.
You think (T?)
358
00:23:33,433 --> 00:23:34,353
Shoot.
What'?
359
00:23:46,611 --> 00:23:49,951
Do you reckon we can get the
van through that? l dunno.
360
00:23:50,725 --> 00:23:53,784
'Cause this is the only way out, and
we're sure as shit not going around it.
361
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:56,201
So we either go through
it or we're walking home.
362
00:23:56,231 --> 00:23:57,331
Bags not walking.
363
00:24:03,591 --> 00:24:04,731
Well, if I gun it,
364
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,465
get a good run-up,
I hit it real hard...
365
00:24:11,695 --> 00:24:13,125
I reckon I could do it.
366
00:24:18,607 --> 00:24:20,327
Yeah, for sure. I can do it.
367
00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:26,634
(ENGINE REVS)
368
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:29,942
(EXHALES)
369
00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:41,329
(ENGINE REVS)
370
00:24:42,569 --> 00:24:43,619
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
371
00:24:46,589 --> 00:24:47,519
(ACTION MUSIC)
372
00:24:59,718 --> 00:25:00,058
Fly!
373
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:12,253
So I guess we're walking.
I was so close.
374
00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:13,737
No. No, you weren't.
375
00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:15,623
Torch it, catch up.
376
00:25:23,425 --> 00:25:27,045
Yeah, but what if I do something and instead of getting
arrested, someone wants to punch my lights out?
377
00:25:27,223 --> 00:25:28,959
Don't upsets anyone that's
big and punchy, then.
378
00:25:29,116 --> 00:25:32,227
Yeah. Yeah, it's just about finding
the right crime match for you.
379
00:25:32,308 --> 00:25:36,208
Spray-painting a dick on the
Henderson police station? (LAUGHS)
380
00:25:37,047 --> 00:25:40,407
What about flashing?
That's more your thing than mine.
381
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,418
You've been arrested before.
382
00:25:42,443 --> 00:25:44,451
Yeah, I'm on my fourth,
third strike.
383
00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:47,495
Yeah, well, what's your secret?
Being a man of colour.
384
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,780
Oh! It's not fair that I'm white.
Oh, yeah, that must really suck (I)
385
00:25:53,978 --> 00:25:58,653
Well, gents and bents, I think it's time that
we start colouring outside of the lines.
386
00:25:58,801 --> 00:25:59,651
And I'm out.
387
00:26:00,478 --> 00:26:03,068
Oh, come on.
You can have a little shroom.
388
00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:05,908
(CHUCKLES)
389
00:26:08,613 --> 00:26:09,243
Hi, love.
390
00:26:11,415 --> 00:26:13,980
Any word from Edgecumbe'?
Yeah, none of it good.
391
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:18,317
They don't think anyone’s died,
though What are you talking about?
392
00:26:18,788 --> 00:26:23,402
TV: '...has been closed following the derailing
of a locomotive and buckling of railway tracks.'
393
00:26:23,427 --> 00:26:26,197
Jesus, that's Edgecumbe?
What's left of it.
394
00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:28,001
The boys did that'?
395
00:26:28,157 --> 00:26:30,961
Don't be ridiculous.
The earthquake did that.
396
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:31,556
Shit.
397
00:26:33,988 --> 00:26:36,729
Wolf, have you heard from the gang'?
No, why would I?
398
00:26:36,754 --> 00:26:39,387
They're down in Edgecumbe, but
there's been a bloody earthquake.
399
00:26:39,529 --> 00:26:41,779
Shit.
Ted, did Lefty or Bilkey call?
400
00:26:43,623 --> 00:26:44,193
No. Why?
401
00:26:45,425 --> 00:26:46,285
The job, Ted,
402
00:26:47,358 --> 00:26:48,228
in Edgecumbe.
403
00:26:50,126 --> 00:26:51,106
Is that today'?
404
00:26:52,437 --> 00:26:53,067
Oh, shit.
405
00:26:57,343 --> 00:26:57,803
Hello.
406
00:27:01,898 --> 00:27:03,048
Ted, who is that'?
407
00:27:04,235 --> 00:27:04,635
Hmm'?
408
00:27:05,630 --> 00:27:08,072
The girl in our house
that isn't Cheryl.
409
00:27:08,114 --> 00:27:11,104
Yeah, I know she's not Cheryl.
Then who is she'?
410
00:27:11,684 --> 00:27:11,964
Oh.
411
00:27:13,796 --> 00:27:15,296
(SIGHS) I don't know...
412
00:27:15,932 --> 00:27:18,482
Some name- Slutty Pants
brought her here.
413
00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:20,310
Cheryl!
What'?
414
00:27:23,468 --> 00:27:26,458
Oh, good. You're back. We
are going out. We are?
415
00:27:27,154 --> 00:27:28,704
Yeah, you and me.
Right.
416
00:27:29,569 --> 00:27:32,459
And who's gonna look after the kids?
Rochelle.
417
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,177
Who the fuck is Rochelle'?
Rochelle!
418
00:27:37,649 --> 00:27:38,339
Hi, again.
419
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:39,923
This is Rochelle.
420
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:44,099
I met her today, and she's helping
me with the kids - who love her.
421
00:27:44,124 --> 00:27:47,725
She's looking for work, so I'm gonna take
all the hours she's got. Starting tonight
422
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:51,380
while I go out and drink all
the rum and Cokes in Henderson.
423
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,378
You're really gonna leave your kids with a
hippy you met for the first time today?
424
00:28:05,403 --> 00:28:07,540
Well, I would leave them with this old
lady I've known for a couple of years,
425
00:28:07,682 --> 00:28:10,722
but she's a bitch so-
Cheryl, this is not a joke.
426
00:28:11,574 --> 00:28:13,244
And I'm not bloody joking.
427
00:28:14,457 --> 00:28:17,253
I've had four hours of sleep
in the last month.
428
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:23,453
I haven't had a conversation with an adult about anything
other than kids in the last three fucking years.
429
00:28:23,565 --> 00:28:26,204
And if one more person tries to
convince me that doing jobs -
430
00:28:26,243 --> 00:28:28,621
or literally anything
on this fucking planet -
431
00:28:28,646 --> 00:28:34,746
is harder than looking after three snotty, leaking
life-vampires, then I might cut them a little bit.
432
00:28:37,729 --> 00:28:38,759
Wolf, let's go.
433
00:28:44,434 --> 00:28:47,216
God, is there no civilization
anywhere round here'?
434
00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:49,906
Well, it was your idea
to get off the road.
435
00:28:50,070 --> 00:28:52,550
We're carrying big bags
of stolen cash!
436
00:28:52,619 --> 00:28:55,250
We can't be seen walking around
with big bags of stolen cash!
437
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,936
No chance of that out here
in the middle of nowhere.
438
00:28:57,990 --> 00:29:01,984
What we should have done was left Bilkey with the
money and the rest of us found a car to steal.
439
00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,992
Now'? Now you have that idea'?
440
00:29:04,357 --> 00:29:08,862
Well, I never thought of it till now, and back there
you were like, 'Oh, we should get off the road.'
441
00:29:08,887 --> 00:29:12,136
Ted would have thought of it.
Well, he's not fucking here, is he'?
442
00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:14,468
Oh, I really can't walk any further.
443
00:29:15,946 --> 00:29:16,346
Shit.
444
00:29:17,658 --> 00:29:18,058
Fuck!
445
00:29:33,871 --> 00:29:35,661
You know what I really love'?
446
00:29:37,589 --> 00:29:37,989
Fire.
447
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,021
And wanking.
448
00:29:41,819 --> 00:29:42,639
Electricity.
449
00:29:43,814 --> 00:29:45,844
When it surges through your body.
450
00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:48,759
Well, lucky you're
an electrician, then.
451
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:00,805
Dad?
452
00:30:02,078 --> 00:30:03,058
Sparky, my boy.
453
00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:08,789
There's no hole in your head.
You have your whole head.
454
00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:10,913
I've got a guy.-
455
00:30:12,829 --> 00:30:14,449
My boy, you seem confused.
456
00:30:16,688 --> 00:30:20,838
Hole with an H and whole with a 'WH'
are like opposites but the same.
457
00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,828
I meant about your future.
458
00:30:23,819 --> 00:30:26,479
I sense you are confused
about your future.
459
00:30:27,737 --> 00:30:29,819
I don't know if I'm meant
to be a criminal.
460
00:30:29,858 --> 00:30:32,219
I can't tell if
I'm good or bad at it.
461
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:35,134
Well, son, maybe you
should follow the fire.
462
00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:39,026
Should I?
The fire will see you right.
463
00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:47,201
Sparky, are you sure it's wise
going out in your state'?
464
00:30:50,614 --> 00:30:51,354
OK, you go.
465
00:30:54,181 --> 00:30:58,351
So, death is, like, whatever you
imagined it was before you die? Yep.
466
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:01,659
Death, eh'? What a trip.
467
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,313
Hey, did it hurt having
your head blown off'?
468
00:31:05,418 --> 00:31:11,288
Like, I know it must've been quick, but it must
have been a lot of pain in a short amount of time.
469
00:31:12,158 --> 00:31:16,548
Those boys are lively, aren't they'?
That's a polite way of putting it.
470
00:31:17,106 --> 00:31:20,808
Take a seat, Rochelle Oh, I said
I'd get them some warm milk.
471
00:31:20,935 --> 00:31:22,435
That can wait. Sit down.
472
00:31:32,953 --> 00:31:35,383
So are you from around here,
Rochelle'?
473
00:31:35,616 --> 00:31:37,686
I live with my mum up at lsengard.
474
00:31:37,907 --> 00:31:41,327
Bunch of hippies living in
old shacks and shitty buses'?
475
00:31:41,861 --> 00:31:44,381
It's magic with all the love.
Oh, I bet.
476
00:31:45,032 --> 00:31:48,306
Love that's as free as a shot
of penicillin in the dick.
477
00:31:48,337 --> 00:31:52,037
Why don't you come see for
yourself sometime? No fucking way
478
00:31:52,904 --> 00:31:55,794
So what is it you want,
Rochelle, with Cheryl'?
479
00:31:57,133 --> 00:31:59,093
Just to help and earn some cash.
480
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,660
Cheryl said you'd be like this.
481
00:32:03,676 --> 00:32:04,426
Like what'?
482
00:32:07,031 --> 00:32:09,051
I should get the boys their milk.
483
00:32:12,622 --> 00:32:13,722
(POP MUSIC PLAYS)
484
00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:17,722
Time makes you mine.
485
00:32:18,525 --> 00:32:20,675
Just like love, it grows stronger.
486
00:32:21,586 --> 00:32:23,546
You take some time to love me.
487
00:32:29,895 --> 00:32:34,428
You're not worried about leaving the kids
with Rochelle this long? Nah. (LAUGHS)
488
00:32:34,571 --> 00:32:38,607
No, just, sometimes, when I meet
someone new, I just get this sense.
489
00:32:38,632 --> 00:32:41,622
I just know they're gonna
be in my life forever.
490
00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:45,422
I mean, I ended up fucking you
five minutes after we met.
491
00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:51,134
Hang on, hang on, wait.
If you just put- If you-
492
00:32:51,334 --> 00:32:55,874
Urn, just what? Remove my elbows (?) No,
bend your knees backwards. (LAUGHS)
493
00:32:56,096 --> 00:33:00,831
Beds are great, aren't they? Not if you want
to get loud and it freaks out your kids
494
00:33:00,861 --> 00:33:05,081
Jethro will get over that. He still
thinks you were trying to kill me.
495
00:33:05,808 --> 00:33:08,678
So we're doing it here, then'?
I guess we are.
496
00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:12,468
Just like love,
it grows stronger.
497
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,300
(LAUGHTER, VOICES APPROACH)
498
00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:28,136
You two look like you had fun.
Uh... yeah.
499
00:33:29,043 --> 00:33:30,363
So did we, eh, Rita'?
500
00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:33,541
Everyone went to bed
without much fuss.
501
00:33:33,658 --> 00:33:36,558
That Jethro, he's a clinger.
Yeah, he gets like that.
502
00:33:36,716 --> 00:33:38,566
Wolf, give her all your money.
503
00:33:39,077 --> 00:33:41,316
So we can do this again?
I'd love to. Great.
504
00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:45,885
What's your number? Oh, if you need
rne, just call the Jasmine Garden Cafe
505
00:33:46,072 --> 00:33:48,312
and talk to Sandy P. She's the cook.
506
00:33:49,171 --> 00:33:52,411
She lives at lsengard, and then
I'll call you from a phone box.
507
00:33:52,554 --> 00:33:55,471
OK. How are you getting home'?
Oh, I'll hitch. It's cool.
508
00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:58,250
No. No, fucking way.
Wolf, drive her home.
509
00:33:58,347 --> 00:33:59,327
Ah, yeah. Sure.
510
00:34:01,745 --> 00:34:02,995
Let's go.
See you.
511
00:34:08,596 --> 00:34:09,576
Was that wise'?
512
00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:13,840
Please, I think I can trust him in
the company of a human woman.
513
00:34:15,189 --> 00:34:18,316
She just turns up out of
nowhere desperate to help out
514
00:34:18,363 --> 00:34:21,763
a total stranger at a time
where we can't trust anyone?
515
00:34:22,434 --> 00:34:25,325
Wait. You think she's got
something to do with Figgs'?
516
00:34:25,489 --> 00:34:28,389
Well, that's fucking bonkers.
Wake up, girlie.
517
00:34:29,414 --> 00:34:31,255
We're not selling fucking
Tupperware.
518
00:34:31,285 --> 00:34:36,215
And we haven't survived this long by letting
random grubby freaks into our world.
519
00:34:45,311 --> 00:34:46,831
(PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYS)
520
00:34:48,936 --> 00:34:52,076
Murray! Savannah!
Watch where you're bloody going!
521
00:34:52,784 --> 00:34:55,916
Hey, thanks for the lift. And
the cash. Your kids are cool too.
522
00:34:55,998 --> 00:34:56,748
No problem.
523
00:34:58,002 --> 00:34:59,292
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
524
00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:21,167
Gidday, there, mate.
525
00:35:21,618 --> 00:35:22,648
How's it going?
526
00:35:24,471 --> 00:35:25,401
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
527
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:51,260
Yes!
528
00:36:06,151 --> 00:36:07,071
It was creepy,
529
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:10,873
and if they'd been in the nude, singing
Kumbaya, I wouldn't have been surprised.
530
00:36:10,898 --> 00:36:12,418
(SCOFFS) Bloody hippies.
531
00:36:13,656 --> 00:36:15,506
And she had a weird boyfriend-
532
00:36:16,096 --> 00:36:16,846
man friend.
533
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,240
Like, older-man boyfriend.
534
00:36:19,694 --> 00:36:23,814
See? Free love. Any excuse for some
dirty old pervert- (PHONE RINGS)
535
00:36:27,412 --> 00:36:29,772
Hello'?
It's me. I've been arrested.
536
00:36:30,138 --> 00:36:32,448
Good job, Sparky. What for'?
No idea.
537
00:36:33,865 --> 00:36:36,795
OK, you sit tight.
I'll get the lawyer onto it.
538
00:36:39,204 --> 00:36:45,054
And you're really OK letting Cheryl trust your
kids to this hippy skank and her pervy old lover'?
539
00:36:45,726 --> 00:36:46,126
Vern.
540
00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:49,805
Not exactly a hippy name, eh'?
541
00:36:50,399 --> 00:36:50,799
Vern.
542
00:36:52,103 --> 00:36:53,033
Vern Gardiner.
543
00:36:55,037 --> 00:36:56,947
It was freaky - the whole place.
544
00:36:57,785 --> 00:36:58,655
(TENSE MUSIC)
545
00:36:59,732 --> 00:37:02,962
What's for breakfast?
I'll put the kettle on, love.
546
00:37:04,658 --> 00:37:08,128
Shit. Shit. I slept in.
We've got a plunket appointment.
547
00:37:08,529 --> 00:37:10,273
I cannot face it being
hungover to shit.
548
00:37:10,432 --> 00:37:12,382
It's cool, I'll come.
Really?
549
00:37:12,643 --> 00:37:14,363
Sure.
Oh, that'd be great.
550
00:37:15,236 --> 00:37:16,106
(TENSE MUSIC)
551
00:37:27,862 --> 00:37:29,072
Man, I'm starving.
552
00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:34,789
Phineas, saying 'I'm starving' over and over
again does not make the starving go away.
553
00:37:34,814 --> 00:37:36,954
Just saying, that's all.
Exactly.
554
00:37:41,832 --> 00:37:43,342
Oh, hallelujah. Come on.
555
00:37:51,152 --> 00:37:54,645
This is the best you could steal?
That town's been through hell.
556
00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:57,549
There's just, like,
devastation everywhere.
557
00:37:57,811 --> 00:38:01,986
I didn't want to add to the suffering
by stealing some nice old lady's car.
558
00:38:02,043 --> 00:38:05,156
Then I thought how we could drive
to Whakatane and get some food.
559
00:38:05,227 --> 00:38:05,687
Drive.
560
00:38:14,945 --> 00:38:15,995
(CHILDREN WHINE)
561
00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:18,028
I need that!
562
00:38:23,223 --> 00:38:26,003
Hi! We must have our
appointments synched up.
563
00:38:26,241 --> 00:38:26,641
Yeah.
564
00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:29,446
I've been meaning to call,
but then I'm like 'fuck her'.
565
00:38:29,646 --> 00:38:33,266
After having three, I'd kill to be
on my own with just one.
566
00:38:33,795 --> 00:38:37,152
Actually, I'm not on my own.
I've started seeing someone.
567
00:38:37,331 --> 00:38:40,271
That's bloody great news.
Yeah. He's the best.
568
00:38:41,067 --> 00:38:42,207
Hey, I have to go.
569
00:38:50,607 --> 00:38:51,937
So what happens now'?
570
00:38:53,496 --> 00:38:55,536
Or, just, what actually happened?
571
00:38:56,466 --> 00:39:00,706
I've been given strict instructions
you're to get Community Service.
572
00:39:01,144 --> 00:39:03,649
I'm surprised you're not in
the psych ward, to be honest,
573
00:39:03,838 --> 00:39:06,158
considering what you did.
Which was]?
574
00:39:07,157 --> 00:39:08,027
(TENSE MUSIC)
575
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:12,967
You're why I'm like this!
576
00:39:13,995 --> 00:39:14,625
You left.
577
00:39:15,664 --> 00:39:18,774
You lost your head,
and then you left me all alone!
578
00:39:18,909 --> 00:39:21,139
And now - oh, yeah! -
you've got your head back.
579
00:39:21,296 --> 00:39:22,506
What about me, eh'?
580
00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:24,050
Where's my head at'?
581
00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:27,935
They considered shooting
you atone point.
582
00:39:28,432 --> 00:39:32,842
But then the flames died down and you
went with them peacefully, weeping.
583
00:39:35,104 --> 00:39:37,114
So am I going to prison for this?
584
00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:40,180
Rita has informed me
that is not an option.
585
00:39:43,087 --> 00:39:43,777
So, (sums)
586
00:39:46,312 --> 00:39:48,252
I'm gonna go do what I do best -
587
00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:49,802
wheedle and beg.
588
00:39:51,494 --> 00:39:52,534
Wheedle and beg.
589
00:39:54,164 --> 00:39:56,045
If we could get her to
come here regular,
590
00:39:56,146 --> 00:39:59,136
two or three times a week,
shit, that'd be good.
591
00:39:59,217 --> 00:39:59,897
Mm.
Babe?
592
00:40:02,974 --> 00:40:06,342
You know I'm gonna have to work more if
we're shelling out dosh for a babysitter.
593
00:40:06,516 --> 00:40:10,079
Which is fine with me if you're
OK I'm not around as much any more.
594
00:40:10,206 --> 00:40:14,406
As long as we can make the most of
the time we get together. For sure.
595
00:40:16,309 --> 00:40:18,949
I have to go out for a bit,
Galleria stuff.
596
00:40:23,732 --> 00:40:25,002
Jesus!
Howdy, Rita.
597
00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:32,694
I'm glad you survived the quake, but stay out of
my house. We're just here to give Ted his cut.
598
00:40:32,776 --> 00:40:35,536
I told you, you can shove
that up your arses.
599
00:40:35,993 --> 00:40:37,893
Love.
I'm not taking charity.
600
00:40:38,691 --> 00:40:41,893
No, this isn't charity. Consider it
your right as our leader.
601
00:40:41,923 --> 00:40:44,521
Yeah, we missed you, mate.
We really missed you, Ted.
602
00:40:44,582 --> 00:40:48,834
And it's shit being in charge, mate. I don't know
how you do it Just take the bloody money, Ted
603
00:40:48,859 --> 00:40:50,829
Just until you get better, mate.
604
00:40:52,242 --> 00:40:54,240
You can shove your pity up
your arses too.
605
00:40:54,265 --> 00:40:56,345
All right. Come on, you better go.
606
00:41:03,593 --> 00:41:05,597
So are we giving him
his money or not'?
607
00:41:05,622 --> 00:41:09,832
Don't be stupid. I'll take it off
your hands until he feels himself.
608
00:41:09,903 --> 00:41:13,933
Is he going to be OK? He's not going
to be mongied forever, right?
609
00:41:14,179 --> 00:41:18,016
Of course he's going to be bloody
OK! Do not fucking give up on him
610
00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:21,741
or treat him mongey or use
that word anywhere near him again.
611
00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:27,786
Does that mean that we can
include Ted on jobs now'?
612
00:41:28,054 --> 00:41:29,314
No. Not for a while.
613
00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:31,718
How long?
614
00:41:33,618 --> 00:41:34,588
I have no idea.
615
00:41:39,459 --> 00:41:41,720
All right. I did the thing.
Now what's the plan'?
616
00:41:41,845 --> 00:41:42,875
Later.
No, now.
617
00:41:43,508 --> 00:41:44,938
I have a right to know.
618
00:41:45,392 --> 00:41:45,902
Why me?
619
00:41:47,686 --> 00:41:50,860
Because you have something
that Frankie Figgs wants.
620
00:41:50,988 --> 00:41:53,738
I'm not letting him do
me up the burn. What?
621
00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:59,410
No! You have a skill that he needs.
Something that your mates don't.
622
00:42:00,515 --> 00:42:02,665
Burning stuff'?
As an electrician.
623
00:42:04,432 --> 00:42:10,462
I have information that every time a young guy like
you, with a trade, gets put on Community Service,
624
00:42:10,655 --> 00:42:14,635
Figgs steps in and puts them to
work on his estate out near Kumeu.
625
00:42:15,492 --> 00:42:16,352
Like a slave?
626
00:42:17,384 --> 00:42:21,593
Pretty much. Free labour so he can get all
the jobs he wants done around his place.
627
00:42:21,752 --> 00:42:22,672
Is that legal?
628
00:42:22,837 --> 00:42:24,327
I want you at his house,
629
00:42:25,794 --> 00:42:28,334
finding out what is
most valuable to him,
630
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:30,643
so we can take it.
631
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:33,740
Like a spy.
Cool. What about the truce'?
632
00:42:35,337 --> 00:42:36,147
What truce'?
633
00:42:37,539 --> 00:42:40,579
That prick is gonna pay
for what he did to my Ted.
634
00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:46,360
No, I'm fine.
Just bloody lean on me.
635
00:42:46,534 --> 00:42:49,174
No, I'm good. Put your
arrn around me. No.
636
00:42:49,970 --> 00:42:54,710
So it was fine last night when we had to
huddle together for warmth, but now...
637
00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:58,346
Oh, sorry, didn't realise
you had company.
638
00:42:58,384 --> 00:43:00,037
Bloody hell, Bilkey.
What happened to you'?
639
00:43:00,198 --> 00:43:01,468
I'm fine! Honestly.
640
00:43:02,744 --> 00:43:05,804
Aren't you going to
introduce us to your friend'?
641
00:43:10,265 --> 00:43:10,905
Bilkey...
642
00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:12,492
getting some!
643
00:43:20,044 --> 00:43:21,866
You've met someone else'?
(LAUGHS)
644
00:43:21,925 --> 00:43:23,111
Don't laugh at me.
645
00:43:23,269 --> 00:43:25,340
So I'm not allowed to see
other people?
646
00:43:25,366 --> 00:43:27,450
You can see who you like,
but I don't want you to.
647
00:43:27,475 --> 00:43:30,603
Sounds fucking fair, from the guy
with a wife and a thousand kids (I)
648
00:43:30,744 --> 00:43:31,944
It's not just you.
649
00:43:32,215 --> 00:43:35,735
It's Brandon. I don't want
another man being his father.
650
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,560
Bullshit.
651
00:43:37,508 --> 00:43:40,098
Ii made you jealous, didn't ii?
Admit ii.
652
00:43:42,236 --> 00:43:45,356
Yeah, it hurt hearing
about this bloke. Who is he'?
653
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,700
Jesus, Wolf. When the fuck would
I find time to meet a new guy'?
654
00:43:51,388 --> 00:43:52,878
What'?
There is no guy.
655
00:43:53,447 --> 00:43:56,857
The only guys anywhere near
my life are Brandon and you.
656
00:44:02,365 --> 00:44:04,845
So can I come into...
chat or whatever'?
657
00:44:11,553 --> 00:44:12,253
(BIRDSONG)
658
00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:14,675
(CAR APPROACHES)
659
00:44:28,941 --> 00:44:29,811
(TENSE MUSIC)
660
00:44:52,132 --> 00:44:52,942
Hello, Rita.
661
00:44:56,223 --> 00:44:57,313
Long time no see.
662
00:45:01,413 --> 00:45:04,113
How many screaming kids are we
expecting at this bloody party'?
663
00:45:04,138 --> 00:45:06,964
Do a better job of raising them,
you good for nothing cow!
664
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:08,690
Your father is a grumpy old asshole.
665
00:45:08,849 --> 00:45:11,464
You don't like it'?
Then fuck off out of here.
666
00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:12,304
I'm leaving, Cheryl.
667
00:45:12,498 --> 00:45:15,336
Any idea why Cheryl and the kids
just took off with that hippy?
668
00:45:15,361 --> 00:45:16,801
I'm at peace with out past.
669
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:19,737
I will burn your fucking
commune to the ground.
670
00:45:20,473 --> 00:45:21,769
Sort your shit out, Ngaire.
671
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:24,016
Who the fuck do you think you are'?
672
00:45:24,283 --> 00:45:25,963
Got to be fucking joking...
673
00:45:26,068 --> 00:45:27,628
Give me my fucking money!
674
00:45:27,678 --> 00:45:32,228
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