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you're still quite sure that you don't

want me to take your head sir no no if I

take it off I'm afraid my head will come

with it where is the groom

Oh

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oh wow your show hello good morning mr.

Bainbridge the stars in Madison lovely

day for your wedding oh I feel awful

what'll I do you'll find a bottle on

your night table now you follow

instruction and you'll feel much better

thank you darling

what are you what are you doing what are

you what are you looking for a bottle

she said it was there and it must be

there she said it was there which is Oh

scoop don't be funny

mr. Barnum does it say from the desk of

Dorothy Madison you from the desk of

Dorothy Madison urine well who's Dorothy

Madison was here chemist she's

everything nurse secretary geologist a

stronger hmm just anything you want her

to be

but we must have a lunch before 4:00

every Thursday that is no object this is

Miss Madison account for six to buy a

thousand American can and sell 500 USD

thank you

I'm a seven foot audience aware that see

green gown with the top necklace

radio for mister wave you'll be in I'm a

gigantic I hope it sinks

but don't tell miss Murphy let's Murphy

in yet it isn't quite 9:30 good morning

miss Murphy come on Johnny and we cannot

recommend really beat speedy wheelie

well whatever they are my merits money

to our clients until they pass the most

stringent test yours very truly now

let's see

American Council Cairo Egypt thank you

so much for your floral treatment of

mister missus Pendergrass alright yeah

personally appreciate your loaning the

McConnell God thanks to Allah morning

whereas buying pearl what's new well

babe bridges heavy shower good check on

him every half hour to a ceremony

Madison sidewalk see you

did you want me oh yes maybe mrs. Lyman

Compton Cherbourg she's lost her

passport call Washington get me Freddie

boys at the State Department just Mary

Jimmy tops juniors been expelled from

Harvard he has prayed to Della's father

I don't get me Jimmy belt senior miss

Murphy yeah mrs. Claire months laughter

diamond echoes again

tell her look at her wig it always gets

stuck there when she takes it all nice

class morning

you ain't even started yes dearie may my

black vest and the Topaz bracelet

outside of the Bainbridge waiting John

Carol's lectured Carnegie Hall and use

the count at mrs. boxes dinner for 30 at

the series or the lightweight

championship fight at the gardens you

fat we got the day to yourself you may

think I'm crazy but I love it

now there mr. Bainbridge let's look at

you Congress Cole

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fresh flour

how do you feel sick medical special mr.

medicine I don't do I don't feel any too

well either

oh well then we'll make it too oh thank

you thank you so much well yes yes here

we are

here we are hmm oh that's very nice

isn't it and miss Madison do you think

you might consider taking me as a client

mmm oh now scoop this is my wedding

straight mr. Bainbridge I'd be glad to

mr. oh oh thank you so much you know she

might be able to do something for Audrey

Audrey oh no miss Madison you don't know

what you might be getting into my he

wrecked your whole service she's the

most featherbrained disobedient girl you

ever saw yes she takes after her father

is that so well if you have a daughter I

hope you'll take after you what was the

matter without you're doing I don't

there should be any argument I'm certain

I can handle Audrey well he's thank you

so much thank you miss Madison I I need

a little attention myself I do you

suppose that you could get me a good

cook oh I'm darling all now scooter have

a heart this is my wedding I don't mean

just a good cook miss Madison

I need a sub vertical Oh scoop oh you're

cute eyes forward to be a relatively big

what I mean is cuckoo can tell the

difference between a hollandaise sauce

and a boil dressing you know what at the

rank of the Ring

yes yes I am the ring there we are right

there you

you Chester Bainbridge take this woman

to be your lawful wedded wife

I do and you Lily Wilson take this man

to be your lawful wedded husband I do

here you are mr. Bainbridge is

everything your passport in your tickets

and you've got a cabin on a deck and I

know you're going to be happy but what

am I going to do once I get on the boat

well mr. Bainbridge from now on you're

on your own let it go

I assume mr. Robinson that you desire to

become not a cook but a chef

soprano absolutely Burbank Oh what this

world needs most is a good cookbook and

I wish your help I'm going to compile

one then pay attention

are you ready yes right right ah but

that is the wrong hunt why because no

good cook is ever quite ready there are

so many little things to do a dash of

Decimus sprinkle of that another second

under fire but when the human animal

screams for his food we must give it to

him whether we are ready or not yeah

now you are ready yes No

everybody shape up quite good then start

stirring it yes Josh - not quite really

go one two three oh I know if you

have to count - no this spirit moshevsky

is counting for me Yahoo silence

moshevsky is my spirit control he's

always right here with me over my

shoulder

hmm when I'm cookie oh oh he is my

master as every Epicure should know

moshevsky was the Imperial chef the

little white father the Mads are Paul

the first emperor of all the Russia's

well shafts could kill themself in the

Battle of Venetian you know good because

the hairy smelt oh that's awful

dun-da-da-da expierence Knight Batman

you might to get a better match at da

Dada

yes master proceed yes master

8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

22 this morning you're bald

if I may say so miss my slight baldness

has never interfered with my battling

where's my father in the library miss I

should say the laboratory I mean in his

kitchen hey excuse me miss but I have

never seen a kitchen in a library before

I feel rather confused why you look

confused

but finding mr. Robinson the famous

engineer and bridge builder indulging in

cooking and the kitchen in the library I

haven't seen anything yet he sees the

night heaven huh thank you 91 thank you

quiet 94 95

Thank You chef finish Mahaska tells me

your sauce is gonna curdle Audrey how

many times I told you not to barge in

here while I'm working well then you

shouldn't have fired Thompson he was so

good-looking man you shouldn't have

asked him to marry you

besides I didn't fire him Madison

service fired him we'll fight it out

with him 100 102 if you think I'm going

to stand for that bunch of interfering

Snoopy females firing every attractive

man that ever worked in this house

that's me if you think I'm gonna have

them run my life and tell me when to

come in out of the rain

that's enough

Oh Audrey please yes much of you tells

me your sauce is gonna cradle Audrey

Audrey listen dear now don't be

unreasonable service for life and I'm

very happy about old things they've

taken you out of my hair and they've

sent me by Benko and his spirits and at

last I can devote all of my time to my

cooking maybe sometimes I now look here

now you run down there and get your

allowance and in the future tell all

your souls to Madison service now that's

a girl goodbye oh yeah thank you dear

thank you goodbye we're back phony tears

Audrey will get you nowhere and they

simply ruin your look yeah

thank your allowances oh I won't I won't

be treated like a child without a mind

of my own

very well I'll destroy the check

we'll skip this month oh no you don't

if that plate that are burns down you

know who did it

it's her quiet charm that gets you take

that with you I hear another complaint

out screams oh so you stop whistling

while you work in Madison - speaking I

want to speak American one Madison wanna

know

all right scream if you want to and lose

a client hello yes mr. Wayne

how are your naughty little Elsa's this

morning better I hope your nephew which

one Robert Wade known as Bob they named

him after me hoping they'd come into my

money he's leaving on the boat from

Albany tonight to descend upon me to

pester me now you fly a pride away and

catch that boat and and push that yokel

overboard if necessary leave my name out

of it to come into New York you hear I

said you hear he wants to know if I hear

yes mr. Wade I'll leave at once oh no

trouble at all thank you

I wish I had never had a client I wish I

had never started this service I wish i

oh if I could only have a nervous

breakdown

well you're doing falling I ever met

anyone with a mind of his own I ain't

sure actor if I ever met a man who could

take care of himself I'd die of delight

I'm so sick of running other people's

lives for them the light welcome a

caveman

if you knew who never ragged edges

save your breath Murr you're just tired

what you need is a day away from here

even that trip to Albany is gonna do you

good yeah the mere idea it fills me with

joy well yeah I got man overboard a

yokel by the name of Robert Wade with

hay in his hair Madison - speaking Bob

Wade not gone yet you'll be out as soon

as his aunts quit fussing over him he

said need the knee beef and women ever

since you first saw daylight now don't

lose it the food isn't fit to eat now I

won't thank Santa Livie Bob darlin

here's one hundred and eighty-seven

dollars

I saved extra for you I'm going to pin

it from the inside pocket of your coat

why do you need and pin it out Sarah oh

it's so much safer that way

Thanks that's there oh wow you packed a

mother I made you yes I packed them up

with it and remember Bob what I told you

about the drinking water won't you yes I

will thank you I put a jar of my dill

pickles in your suitcase you can't get

deals like mine in the city uh hope it

doesn't leak a daddy oh no not the way I

feel my Dale

they're safe in this Center we are

counting on you bond and your three-way

tractor if you're putting a cost you

save our lives you mean he'll save our

farms you can count on me boys I'll put

it over when you get to New York go

right to your uncle Robert he's

expecting you what Gavin you women need

much time

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you like pickles uh-huh

hungry mm-hm

here's a nice cold lunch boy

and you might as well have this too

gosh

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could you tell me if there's a mr.

Robert way down gone well we don't have

a passenger list on these boats miss

it's a short trip well he's on boy

is that something yes would you have him

paged for me oh well we don't do that

either thank you so much Hassan to

myself

bah

ah

ah

ah

Oh what is our next stop me the next

stop is Hudson this and how long do we

stay there

just 10 minutes miss I see thank you Bob

you're going to New York Pancham

uh-huh I knew it I've been sent to warn

you who sent you

a friend

uh-oh now do I look like the kind of a

person you can trust

but who are you Dorothy Madison Service

private detectives

gosh you must go back she must never

arrive in New York if you want to live

me yes you

you've heard about the gangsters in the

big town haven't you mm-hmm and how for

a price they put you on the spot uh-huh

well booby face Wilson has been hired to

get you whoa who hired him I don't get

mentioned his name for fear they'll get

me too if you're a smart boy and I know

you are you'll skip off this boat at

Hudson and go right back where you came

from

all sharper Hansen

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you say what's the big idea

are you talking to me look just look

that's all I want you to do

is that your hat that was my hat you

knocked it off with that thing oh I'm

very sorry oh well I guess there's only

one thing for me to do

that's a great help doesn't it make us

even even mine was an original Lili

Lachey from Paris well mine was an

original nabhi chakra means connected

that doesn't make us even come on don't

be silly

you look much nicer without it anyway I

can't stand the hats women wear nowadays

oh you can isn't that too bad well I

have another one in my cabin thank

goodness no don't put it on I'd rather

you wouldn't drop yes since I can't go

down after my hat what may I do please

you can come and sit down and talk to me

just like that yeah just like that

this is a good place oh no that's it

over there it's let's blow it now let's

sit here I like it blowing what sit down

yes

don't let me forget that no sir

what is it Oh blueprints of my attractor

oh I just love traffic should you just

making conversation

say what's your name Helen men

I like Helen oh that's good then I won't

have to change if you did I couldn't

find you when I get to New York address

and telephone number please be forty

forty now why am I doing this East what

East 60th Trafalgar eight nine seven two

three

our card you will have dinner together

is that a statement or a question hey

let's have dinner now oh it's too early

to have done enough

oh nothing wrong with having dinner

early

supposing I say no think carefully

before you answer the minute I stepped

on this boat I stopped being bossed by

women come on yes

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you see ever since I was a kid I've been

practically surrounded by women a bunch

of elderly aunts both they're nice

people all right but well they just

couldn't let me alone

giving me sort of a phobia about being

bossed that's what I liked about you

right away

you struck me as being

little and sort of helpless

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you haven't known me very long oh but I

knew right away that you weren't the

bossy type I wouldn't be sitting here

talking to you now if I thought you

weren't

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it is nice out here isn't it you know I

can tell just by looking at you that

you're not a courier girl at

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oh here shoot your coal let me put this

charger God tell me why did you shiver

you're welcome

it's late I think maybe you better be

going down to bed

/ I'm absolutely

maybe a better go anyway

we made help

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that along now

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good night boss

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Monni my ring mrs. Lyman Carson Park

said she's lost her passport again such

marvelous weather miss Murphey felts

junior didn't graduate

what is so rare today in June right girl

mm-hmm something she ate no doubt now

Mert come on tell me what's this all

about

you know I don't like this hat much

either hey wait a minute

you're slap-happy have you asked me to

laugh happy that's just the word for was

I slap down and did I love it listen

earth before I go crazy - would you mind

telling me what this is all about about

a man tall and handsome at all

he's got a mind of his own what do I do

now run up a oh no I've already done

that a nice white one with I surrender

on it and go what is this Marvel name I

don't know but he'll call me hmm Oh

another client for Madison service no

never

over my dead body will the Madison

service ever get him in its clutches

I've given my private number so he won't

know the awful side of me girl he

doesn't know I'm a career girl he thinks

I'm a homebody with private means peril

he thinks I'm little and sort of

helpless mm-hmm

sounds like a case of when free means

free so therefore I quit float out the

window I think I'll go down buy myself a

hat that he likes your phone is ringing

hora is that the voice of spring ha ha

to laugh at Heaven's Gate things hello

your lock has a frog in his throat

you sent him here but that's impossible

mr. Wade I'd contacted your nephew on

the boat from Albany and personally saw

him get off at Hudson take that veneer

who's waiting for Madison one who he'll

show you mr. Wade I spoke to him myself

mr. Robert Wade he was exactly as you

described him except for the Hannah's

hair the way snitches in the reception

room but he can't be

hmm but it can't be all right huh I'll

look into it and call you back throw

miss a mistake he can't be here but he

is girl take a look at the reception

room and see if I'm crazy the way yes

use a yoga with Sandy hair buck teeth

freckles and ask you for sizes too small

for what's matter don't you trust your

rose-colored glasses as a man well he's

about six feet two kind of dark handsome

and has a long cylinder thing under his

arm

what yourself know what's the matter

Tim the spirit of spring command about

my my what a small world seems to me the

situation calls for action I do

well he's calling for Madison one

remember pearl you've got to be me go

out there and get rid of him he mustn't

come back tell him well tell him his

uncle says nothing doing what

cold-shoulder your dream man he doesn't

need anybody's help

the Madison service is not through on

him he'll get on

he's got what it takes Pal I wish I'd

brought my bow and arrow

good morning I'm miss Madison of course

you know what an irascible old gentleman

your uncle is you mean he doesn't want

to see me exactly well it wasn't my idea

to see my uncle it wasn't my idea to

come here I'm glad he doesn't want to

see me because then I don't have to see

him so it leaves me free to do exactly

as I please and I won't be needing this

either

well isn't it colossal stupendous

sensing okay

on a Tuberville reader shaving cream Oh

what an awful name Bell Rika sounds like

a bad Spanish song no Rita Rita oh how

can I meet her you know people have been

having for less than that she had such

small feet ah I never could be heat ha

ha ha ha

you're now 39 sir

hold everything I've got it thank you

hey we think you're doing oh just

looking for my lipstick no you've got

enough on all right but don't be fake

it's a swell night I'll walk you home

right through the foggy

you know how long I've been wondering

about what Oh because I've been here

five weeks and haven't gotten anywhere

Kevin I know that 3-way tractor of

mine's good it's new it's revolutionary

it's cheap to manufacture it'll sell

like wildfire I know it will

yeah we're trying to get anybody in this

place to see it know someone will see it

sure worry you're not beaten yet I'm not

so sure

practically decided to give up and go

home tomorrow whoa

oh well if it hadn't been for seeing you

every night I'd have gone a week ago

well I'll still see you every night made

you get awful tired of chocolates oh

well I can always switch to vanilla

you're not the vanilla type they're the

kind of girl that was made for yachts

champagne swizzle sticks

and I'll take you and route them

no seriously Alan

why should I stay in New York the place

is full of delusions and heartbreak

heartbreak perhaps but miracles do don't

forget that

sorry

fraida can't believe the miracle part

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come on

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yes that'll be attended to first thing

in the morning

oh yes

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goodnight

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laughs Stella - Murphy what brings you

here this Arvin oh oh hi Jane better

think the place where I make up so many

people's minds for them or they help me

make up my own don't you feel well miss

Murphy my house all right

it's my mind that's a little weak look

Stella I want to be alone for a few

minutes you run out and buy yourself a

cold drink or something I'll take over

spend pretty quiet

mrs. Dodson phone she wants change your

opera box from Friday nights Tuesday

Stella if there's anything in the world

that leaves me cold at this minute it's

mrs. Dobson and her blinking box yes

miss Murphy

okay

Wickersham 202 seven oh please

hello mr. Robinson yes you're right this

is miss medicine yes miss medicine yes

yes if I could take two teaspoons full

of baking soda the yoke of three eggs I

should think the last time I found or

before you you promised to do something

for me remember well I'm going to take

you up on it right now I want you to

call a man about an invention this

minute hey if he had a cookbook I'd be

interested yeah alright alright if you

say so

yes I know I know you're always right

yeah what's his number I'll call

Wickersham - yeah I'll call him right

away and make an appointment with him

for the first thing in the morning yeah

alright alright good night miss Madison

be a good night Here I am in the middle

of an omelet and she worries me about a

tractor my goodness see what we should

remember change now not into mr.

influence you can tell yes and if mr.

óscar calls tell him I'll go to dinner

with him unconditionally go to that

little place in Brooklyn with a skeleton

and tell father Oh Oh that'd be

audacious yes ma'am hello hello I hope I

didn't disturb you know how more I think

are you waiting for someone

yes mr. Robinson lives here oh yes I

know he does I'm his daughter how do you

do how do you do

wouldn't you like to wait upstairs my

sitting-room if you like music I have a

wonderful collection of Beethoven record

if you don't mind I think I'll wait here

they told me I have just exactly

seventeen and a half minutes that rate I

figured I've got about 38 seconds to go

oh that's because he's cooking you mean

he's cooking but I thought he was an

engineer I know well engineering is only

his hobby he's really a cook nobody told

me you wanted to see the plans in my

tractor kitchen JJ

Audrey I'm so glad you're here I've done

it I thought it's not necessary to lose

dignity yeah yeah but now hurry upon it

must be eaten immediately you see you

can come into let's say you are you well

I'm oh you're from the Madison circus

here how do you how do you do come on in

you can have some too come on in come on

in Jason

you stand right over there with your

ease thing you think hurry up Cajun

hurry up now here's the idea we have

each made one of these various is

dribbling got an e ramallah Habanos yes

yes we've each made one of those now we

won't tell you who's who's is you see

but we want you to taste and judge for

yourself which is the best and now Ori

are you starting will be now we're now

tasty other

well hmm that was ah hmm

you take stir will you please Jason

which smells good and doom be other

well that one aha

shoot me Jimmy you have a try at it when

you were young anything

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well this one's fine that one tastes

like glue ah thank you very much my

friend as very kind of young mr.

Robinson I have here you have a pagan

tongue an uncivilized palate an amateur

digestive tract I don't even have to ask

much offski forgive me old friend to

tell me that you are not an Epicure and

for this I work for this I call upon the

shades of great artists like the colors

and three are sovereign ah it is

occasionally too much yes oh goody what

full shopping finkl finkl oh please

don't upset yourself like that oh man

you're you're the master I'm only the

beautiful Oh sick man think think of

your HP laughs think of your cash

accruals now let's go with truffles yo

don't go back to yet little goodie

waffle shop it's time

I'd advise leave up shop ski especially

cuz it's cousin your son you still

attend you Slayer beside me Archie okay

okay I've been ordered to stay no that's

my friend I knew you would it's fine

it's fine now young man you what does he

mean and yes he does daddy he has plans

for a tractor and a perfectly beautiful

one too how do you know miss Robinson

you haven't seen them well if you made

them they must be beautiful hmm all

right Audrey now don't start working and

just leave it alone will you there's a

good girl run along now mr. Robinson I

well I hope I'll see you again mr. Wade

wait yes Jason yes mr. Lennox Carl tell

me you don't know when to expect me in

yes well now mr. Roberts tonight I I

hear you have plans for our new type

machine is that right yes sir I have

well let's see them will you well this

hardly seems the place to show them to

the best advantage well I've got to stay

here I have a pie in the oven well I

could come back tomorrow

oh I'm sorry I'm sorry

mr. Wade mr. Wade okay this probably

seems a little odd to you no dollar

beers but see this is my way of relaxing

when I stand over a hot stove I can

forget all my other problems you

understand mm-hmm

so now if you realize the situation I

will look over your plan shall we leave

them out there on the floor huh

it's a sender mr. Robinson what your pie

mr. Robinson belongs to the ages go to

the devil with the fire mr. Wade I think

you might be a genius where do you see

you and I get out of the kitchen and get

into what's left of the library we have

a lot to discuss mr. Wade knocks offski

what do they mean by the limit of n

thermos increases in zero what do you

mean you don't know well I sir Isaac

Newton Socrates are established but find

out I must know chums you're like an

ocean spectacle barnacles hey don't you

don't you know now then how much you how

much advance royalties would you want if

it isn't it too much well mr. Robinson I

don't know I I hadn't thought well

figure it out my boy figure it out I'll

have to have a working model first you

know working model oh gosh doesn't take

me a couple of months and it'll cost a

lot of money yes but I'll have to have

something to show to my board your idea

is so revolutionary I'll uh I'll have to

be convinced that it'll work well mr.

Robinson I haven't got any place to work

here in New York oh is that so is that

so well let's see well why not here in

this house where nobody will see what

you're doing until after we get a patent

on this thing huh I have a machine shop

in the cellar beautifully fitted out - I

made all the gadgets for my kitchen

there gee that's great well I'll make a

note of that Oh oh I I didn't dream you

were still here yeah run along laundry

you knew he was here all the time now

then now we'll we'll have to find a

place for you to live near here D now

hush would go back there let me see by

George I have it

Madison service Madison service well yes

aren't you a client miss Madison

personally recommended you to me well I

dropped in there one day for a moment

but I didn't have any idea that they

knew anything about me

know everything about everybody that's

no ordinary please don't be ridiculous

they're marvelous and get out of my hair

would you I've asked you that many times

your troubles are over once Madison

service start on you Wow mr. Robinson I

hope he likes the director hello

yes mr. Robinson Paul I'm glad I'm so

good

the father you wanted to get mr. Wade an

apartment I could have predicted that

and what's more I'm going to get him to

sign up with you as a client

yeah you deserve the Commission now

about the apartment hey I'll I want to

see the boy often yeah but not too often

so it must be something near yeah but

you're not too near and it must be

something nice yeah but not too nice

that is expensive I mean oh it must be

cheap well if there's no exactly what to

do one will arrange the financial

details later

yeah that's right we'll be very glad to

give mr. Wade our service to Luke's yeah

goodbye

well he's a client put the girls on

Dorothy Marisa hey wait a minute

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what do you want I think I have some

service sir here's your laundry sir and

a few incidentals that we forgot well

that's where my socks and underwear why

they trust me Madison service sir

anything else sir

oh go away can't you even leave my socks

alone miss Madison I like them with

holes in the toes piratey never read it

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some more donnelly medicine service

there's going to be an undeclared war

well sorry come on in

does it say they're your family yeah

it's way too do you see the joint

oh it's well do you like me sure got a

Northlight fairly good taste in a

convenient neighborhood and the rents

cheap enough I'm June oh haha I didn't I

just didn't think you'd take it unless

it were oh I didn't take it something

called the Dorothea Madison service took

it for me to ever hear of it mm-hmm

supposed to be quite good does

everything for people doesn't it yeah

they do I'm just waiting for them to

tuck me in bed and say my prayers for me

oh wait Thomas better don't lag oh no

it's worse

you know they even found out what kind

of toothpaste I used now how do you

suppose they knew that

I can imagine then they'd earn my sucks

I swore I'd never wear a pair of darn

socks again the holes were my batch of

Independence

you won't win now my diner guys socks on

man

swear swear it

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well last night you were pretty

depressed how does it feel to be happy

and you of those blueprints for good you

know how you know things sometimes

without any rhyme or reason you just

know

that's the way I felt about you the

minute I saw

I'm glad because took me all of two

hours

that is two hours I ever spent

you just sit there with you and make

believe that you really belong here

I'll be back

is important

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oh they're lovely they're the only thing

in the room the Madison service didn't

think of

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we can't let a mouse Carly $387 advance

on that tractor he's likely to ruin the

whole day he may have a very good reason

I'm gonna find out I'll call him as

Helen Murphy Helen Murphy's not supposed

to know anything but moon spoon and June

do I detect a note of irony miss Maxima

Paul get mr. Wade from Madison one he

didn't have to do it this minute

your aunt pearl says there's no time

like the present to coin a phrase oh he

might be ignite my voice you know I

thought of that a few minutes ago I'll

change it tenor or babies mr. Wade on

five

good morning mr. Wade this is miss

Madison speaking we understand from mr.

Robinson that you're about to make a

deal with him we're very interested in

your decision well we don't think the

387 dollars is enough to ask you don't

think it's enough well that's exactly

what that tractor cost and you listen to

this I don't want to make an exorbitant

profit out of that tractor it's got to

be sold cheap if it's going to do any

good and neither you nor anybody else is

going to stop it he's got a swell reason

a swell reason why live cost mr. Wade we

sympathize with your feelings but Mr

Robinson won't think much of anything

that the inventor doesn't have good he

can price for well is it's a matter of

fact that seems to make sense what do

you think I would ask ask for 15,000 Wow

hello oh man maybe he dropped in

I'm afraid this connection isn't very

good it sounded exactly as if you said

$15,000 that's just what I did say mr.

Wade as 15,000 he'll offer five and you

settle for ten yes

thank you goodbye well we put that over

I don't know what that I don't know

whether I'm glad or sorry so I said to

him Robinson

look here it's going to be $10,000 or no

deep did you really Bob yep and he

backed right down

oh yeah wonderful

Oh am i boring you with all this

business talk oh but I'm interested even

though I don't quite fast I look at your

face all puckered up that's what

business does to a woman makes it look

like like an accord

[Music]

Audrey please go away I won't disturb

you I just thought maybe I could help

how many times have I told Audrey that

the only way you can help is not to come

down here I'll just sit right here

now you'll see I'll be as quiet as a

mouse

oh it works can't I do that Audrey come

here

[Music]

can you get down not unless you help me

good here fire your nail

wouldn't it be wonderful if he'd asked

me to marry him if my allowance check

isn't ready miss Madison it's alright I

can come back for it later I can come

anytime oh she must be sickening for

something Garvey

ya know come out of it slowly

you feel all right Audrey oh yes miss

Madison oh I feel wonderful

have you ever been in love after another

can't believe all did it chauffeur what

oh well goodbye miss Madison thanks for

everything

poverty you forgot this oh so I did and

there's the door oh yes well thanks so

much miss Madison you've been awfully

good to me

oh I shall never forget that it was you

who sent him to our house that beautiful

young man with the blueprints

but rent what are we gonna do this thing

has got to be nipped in the bud pearl

you've got to help me it's not only for

his sake but mine I've even tried to

save my worst enemy from a little Audrey

get me mr. Wade on the phone

don't forget the Madison Boys I won't

forget anything hello call for me oh

thank you Jason

hello Oh what is it now miss Madison

Audrey Robinson of course I know her

what about it warned me against her

now look here miss Madison it's high

time you learned to mind your own

business I don't want you or your

service poking your nose into my private

life I'll see any girl I want and for

your private information tonight I've

got a date with a girl named Helen

Murray

hello this is a fine time to be coming

home I must say why anything the matter

where our little scooty Robinson's

having fits order is missing again oh

well do we start the wheels rolling to

find her or not I know certainly why not

oh I gather she's no longer a menace to

love's young dream Oh nothing's any

longer a minute

I know he's going to ask me to marry him

the minute he finishes that model well

boys and girls of radio land what do you

think our little ladies going to say to

that

ask your neighborhood grocer tomorrow

get to bring it in service rayon as a

pair okay

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[Applause]

to do this

[Music]

hey Audrey who shall do Oh Bob I've been

waiting for you hours and hours oh it

isn't late it's early and I'm inspired

to work then you don't mind if I sit

here and watch not a bit and second

thought it's late and you better go to

bed

wha

but she will be found won't she be been

cool but medicine service has always

brought her back alive I would ask the

spirit my shops key yes she asked him

where is she my shops where is she my

shop key time to halt at night tomb nor

even yuzu uh-huh well she's down below

where it's cold and dark you'll never

see her again

Oh be been caught don't say that come on

get down Audrey how can I

you know you're really a very cute kid

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[Music]

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you're slipping my friend higher than

[Music]

any place you're like Audrey okay where

have you been

down in the secondly where it's cool and

dark what were you doing in the cellar

getting engaged no no no no to these

times to him daddy - Bob - Bob whoa oh

my dear child what a relief at last

you've done something really worthwhile

haven't you huh

Oh big bank oh he's a splendid fellow

brains brawn cinch everything kiss your

father again

I really gotta explain just say no more

about it it meets with my enthusiastic

approval of mr. Robinson you don't

understand my boys skip it where your

invention will be a success you'll be

rich even without Aldrich fortune mr.

Robinson that I'm gonna grow a sense of

unworthiness does you credit but don't

mention it again

you're exactly the sort of a son-in-law

I've always looked for oh isn't he sweet

but then Carl if there was about Berrien

without a palate why he had so cool

why'd you have so to a palate haven't

you darling I think I'll go home let him

go Audrey happiness engaged him oh my

shops details

Gerald Mushaf steer to keep his nose out

of this Audrina please now you go on to

bed will you

if you've made yourself dizzy

I'm a little dizzy myself I'm going to

call up miss Madison and tell her to

call off her bloodhound now who could

that be

ha ha ah you curious hello

oh yes mr. Robinson oh goody goody I'm

so glad she's safe and sound and one she

what

just a minute

[Applause]

what's the matter hello I'm afraid I

don't hear you mr. Robinson engaged you

mean - mr. Wei Oh bye

he's gonna marry Audrey

oh I don't believe it oh you don't three

about it's ridiculous isn't it it just

couldn't happen is that it's another one

of our betrays don't in their course it

is foolish to worry about it is insane

to get another moment's notice it's

something a lot but it is you're

absolutely right yeah hey where are you

going to make sure

Oh

[Music]

what's the matter

you're like a scared shitless I was gay

but I'm anymore

I had any sense I wouldn't put in the

first place there never be anything to

be scared of in here

[Music]

now come on tell me all about well

mr. Robinson and Robinson you mean

mr. Scott Robinson

but I didn't know you knew him but I do

it away well why did he call you

well he's my she wasn't important

knowledge well it must have been pretty

important if it sent you running here at

2:00 in the morning

ha blah he said you were going to marry

Audrey I had to make sure it wasn't true

it isn't but why did he call you

well he uh oh I'm gonna kill you

I heard of a long time ago it'll be

relieved to tell you go on tell me

well don't get mad or anything but I Bob

do you remember the pirate in toothpaste

yeah and I fell Rita shaving cream yeah

and you asked me how they knew

yes they Madison service well how did

they know I told them well why should

you tell them well I because well you

see I'm the owner of Dorothy Medicine

that is I am Dorothy Medicine

I forgot to send you your check this

week Bob you're the right to be angry

you can say or do anything you please I

I deserve it but please try and remember

I didn't deliberately start out to lie

to you it it just happened that way in

then I got in so deep by him I couldn't

get out you're up now but I couldn't

tell you about me after what you said

about bossy women how was the bossiest

woman in the world right Iran people's

lives father my I made up their mind

right I told them when they could eat

and sleep and drink now I remember

suddenly mr. Robinson called just like

that

a boat from the blue then I had to have

my deal arranged for me because I was

too stupid to do it for myself that was

you wasn't it with that phony

high-pitched voice yes and then you got

this apartment for me and picked out the

towels and the soap decided how much the

rent would be dip the elevator boys in

advance

I didn't I didn't to be elevator boys in

the drawer how could that have slipped

you miss Madison an important thing like

that why I might have made a mistake and

tipped them too much or too little

ruined your professional reputation but

ii didn't forget andre did you that

wasn't the way you planned it so you got

on that trick voice of yours again and

called me up and warned me against her

that was very sweet of you laughing hey

you must have had a great time running

my life it must have been great fun

making all the decisions for me thank

you very much miss Madison but I don't

need your service any longer from now on

I'm gonna make all the decisions for

myself the first one is that I'm gonna

take Audrey up on her proposal Oh Bob

you can't do it well Little Miss fix-it

I'd marry Audrey now if she had two

heads

listen you say I think we ought to be a

little more quiet maybe you ought to go

before the neighbors start calling the

Madison service

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

hello

yes mr. Robinson a party what sort of a

party well a party at which I want to

show mr. waves finished tractor to the

board and I want you to attend to

everything I'm going to kill two birds

with one stone you'll be surprised when

you hear this

yeah I'm going to announce Audrey's

engagement to mr. Wade at the same time

not only did you send me the design for

a perfect tractor but the right sort of

a son-in-law and I'll never forget you

for that thank you mr. Robinson

now for the love of Madison nurse will

you please stop plus you know what

they're doing them they'd only want me

to arrange their engagement party but

they expect me to go to a two cuz I

won't I'll arrange their party for them

ah come on Murph

keep your chin up where it's always been

don't let a mere six feet of blueprints

get you down I'm coming to inspect this

packet tonight what's taking you so long

all those revolving pins again huh

energies well now Robert you ought to be

able to pick seed alright if I had just

one uninterrupted hour alone I think I

could fix the time oh yes of course I

understand what you mean you mean alone

you heard what he said Audrey so the

sooner you leave him the sooner he'll be

alone yeah well while you're tinkering

with that last knot I'll arrange for a

sauce for the sturgeon Oh Bobby darling

you won't be long will you you have to

dress in everything you know Oh Bobby

I'm married where should we go out on

honeymoon leave all those decisions to

the Madison Service oh I should say not

the minute we're married I'll be out of

their clutches you just wait thundering

yes darling I think there's something

you ought to know about me and people

interrupt me while I'm working a strange

thing happens to me first I see spots

before my eyes then I hear a rushing in

my ears then Aurora

then I brain the nearest person with you

how did you ever get like this it's

inherited there's always been insanity

in my family sometimes my spells lasts

only a minute

sometimes they lasted a sometime I'm

afraid they're going to go on

well it's finished you know I always

thought this would be the greatest

moment of my life

and I feel as flat as old beer tonight I

feel a saddest song but I feel lonesome

lonesome for the steps the big beautiful

rolling steps of old Russia there I was

appreciated there I was somebody now

super sure thing a ship was Prince

Sergei Vasilievich babenco Colonel of

the Black Eagle Imperial Guard a

princess yes

Sager the Robin does Audrey know

anything about this know little to the

Robinsons know that the old blood of the

boyars boils in my pain that I was an

intimate and familiar to all the royal

blood in Russia well they would have

invited me to that party

I'll say they would especially Audrey

what Richard my little not babenco I

invite you to this party so I know

you're a prince but well have you got

anything to make you look like one you

know I mean medals or decorations or

anything like that

medals or decorations yes I had a

double-headed eagle of Moscow the

preobrazhensky cross the inst minced

ants and Tom's medallions the irony and

meldova the pal Tosca star with palms

Venetian Orchestra stacked with vultures

and a monocle well put them all on

you're going to this party baby

we haven't got much time please your

highness

[Music]

well will will how do you do mr. young

man I approached so much about mr.

Devereau was a member of our board

Robert how do you do this to Nikolaj for

a change sleep well good evening mr.

buttinski I'm so glad you could come

you know my daughter yes everybody does

and this is mr. Wade of whom you'll hear

more later a fool I have already held

mr. Vora Kinski is an honorary member of

our board and commissar of the Moscow

Harvester company Miss Dorothy Medicine

[Music]

and of course is the way I'm so glad you

could come miss Madison what a pity miss

Madison couldn't come yeah she wanted to

sell bender but she had such a dreadful

headache migraine you know

and mr. wait have you ever had migraine

no but I got hit on the head with a

baseball bat one Oh

did you really get sewed it up what a

pity you both recovered

[Music]

his highness the prince sirki of russia

[Music]

pinko I found out who he really wasn't

took the liberty of inviting him here

you

master of the Royal bedchamber Knight of

the Volga compared to his most imperial

majesty

Darrin babenco of Catco and Colonel of

the Black Eagle Imperial Guards

maybe she really all those things well

good evening your majesty

every

why didn't you tell me that you were an

imperial a blackguard your highness

then we'll give you our permission to

call us the demco well it's very kind of

you were typical does the spirit

moshevsky know who you are we have no

secrets from him do you know the prince

the baron do you but suddenly my father

was overseer on the estates of his

family my my my and who think he was

overseer on the stakes of my family may

I have your permission to go or have i

but you have our permission to withdraw

yes thank you your majesty thank you by

my twenty and by honest friend

rather nostalgia France always at the

feast of Saint Boris we used to dance to

Strauss in the Winter Palace

Mademoiselle may have the excruciating

pleasure gladly give the first dance of

the evening to his fine

[Music]

[Applause]

I want to compliment you on the

arrangements for tonight's I have never

seen the Madison service so efficient

uh-huh we've done better jobs than this

look at the job we did on you miss

Madison number two you just like you're

a BA factor not quite mr. Waide number

two I wish I were I wish I had our look

to her brains her courage not quite

enough courage to come here tonight and

arrange things herself she has too much

sense to see you making a mess of

everything she did for you miss Dorothy

made us will will will hello miss

medicine my mind I thought you had

migraine or a headache or something Oh

get away from this happy occasion well

that's very nice of you to say that now

that you're here I feel much safer about

making my announcement I I'm not very

good at that sort of thing you know I

never mind I'll be right behind you okay

well then shall we get on with the order

you sort of get it over you think

how do you do

[Music]

resume stop that music please King I say

me ladies and gentlemen I I have invited

you here this evening to wear baby kill

you all with one stone

not only do I want to announce the

embarrassment the engagement of my

daughter Audrey to a a new tractor but I

want you to meet my new freeway

son-in-law my daughter audrey has worked

on revolutionary principles and I am

proud to say that I have never seen a

more perfect machine than he is so

without further to do or to know I will

ask Miss Madison to whom I owe

everything to unveil mr. Wayne

ladies and gentlemen I'd like to add a

few words to mr. Robinson's elephants a

little something about the young

inventor himself oh no you don't this is

what you asked for mr. Waide is a lone

wolf who conceived executed and carried

out this remarkable new tractor entirely

on his own in short mr. Wade's a genius

but I should like you all to share my

happiness in the knowledge that the lone

wolf has found a mate a girl who with

her strength of mind and sterling

character will be forever at his side a

fitting helpmate and counselor in all

the years to come

[Applause]

there's two push this little button

right there

congratulations mr. Wei

here we go

[Music]

boy it's a success a success it's worth

a million dollars Lindy

[Applause]

[Music]

well mr. Wayne let's take a look at you

County

here's our

how do you feel no how am I expected to

feel alright this point they usually say

stick but of course you are different

oh not in the least I wouldn't think

about setting your usual routine ask me

again how do you feel sick I'm Alison

specialty you better make it to miss

medicine looks a little sick herself my

I never felt better in all my life Oh

miss medicine you're slipping that's

filthy stuff

I forgot mr. Wain I should have brought

you a glass of milk

you shouldn't forget anything at your

prices yes just think of the quality of

our service to say nothing of the

personal satisfaction you get out of

your work say nothing of the peculiar

things that our clients sometimes ask us

to do for instance we once place to

crack that no did you yes the inventor

was a pigheaded SAP but we didn't mind

we went right to him oh you never do

mind do you you go right ahead like an

army tank pushing everything out of your

way to make way so that our clients can

take all of ours we do all the work

that's because you put your work before

everything else in your life

Oh

yes miss Madison well it's nearly time

for the ceremony I suppose you look

presentable enough you may go well I may

look that way but I'm very uncomfortable

in this stuffed shirt outfit and these

shoes you bought for me hurt and I want

a piece of chewing gum but you can't

chew gum while you're getting married

well what can I do while I'm getting

married your cud oh there you are

your bride maybe this morning with joy

somewhere but she hasn't gotten here yes

well did you send the car huh the car's

gone too what shall we do miss Madison

Audrey isn't at home she isn't anyplace

have you looked in the broom closet yes

I did no why what would she be doing in

a broom closet why not say this isn't

anything to joke about when did you see

her last mr. Robinson I didn't hear that

he's not today I don't think I did I I

thought but did I miss Madison daddy I'm

a princess Audrey I'm a princess Oh Oh

daddy I couldn't help but he simply

swept me off my feet

everything became a blank and before I

knew what I was standing before the city

clerk thing I do well well this is most

peculiar a cheek even irregular in fact

it's astonishing I my little wonder

princess my mind what that means she's

married to you oh I hope this doesn't

mean that you're going to give up your

cooking oh never my love for my little

Audrey chica will carry me on to new

depths oh I wouldn't be a bit surprised

you mean to tell me you're actually

married oh yes miss Madison it's legal

and everything

Oh Bob can you ever forgive me

never but mr. Wade only this morning a

minute by prior to this but but I mean

when I talked it over and Wyatt but but

why are you so surprised

do you dare to stand there and insinuate

that you want me to have I a spirit

moshevsky to tell me what's going to

happen one of us is crazy

where which one well he is daddy he told

me himself as insanity in his family I

couldn't be expected to marry anyone

that's crazy now could I

Audrey give us one good reason mr.

Robinson I give you my word of honor

that the bankers were sane way back to

Peter the Great

well except my my cousin Alexander

Alexander rich and my uncle you cover

Benko in my aunt van Danton of me you

know I was always suspicious of your

father now mr. Robinson I'm afraid

you'll have to go out in the chapel and

tell your guests there'll be no wedding

now wait a minute

so I'm the goat around here am i well

not on your life I've tried on this

monkey suit 11 times and I'm going to

use it see I'm going to get married it's

up to you get me a bride here's your

chance to prove our great charm medicine

services service say that again and

smiled

tange the madison chef Wade service from

now on yes

well if if my son is a prince what does

that make me your king and yes come on

in before they crown

[Applause]

my spirit moshevsky tells me this is

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

you're still quite sure that you don't

want me to take your hat sir no no if I

take it off I'm afraid my head will come

with it where is the groom

Oh

[Music]

oh wow your show

hello good morning mr. Bainbridge this

Darby Madison

lovely day for your wedding oh I feel

awful

what'll I do you'll find a bottle on

your night table now you follow our

instructions and you'll feel much better

thank you darling

what are you what are you doing what are

you what are you looking for a bottle

she said it was there and it must be

there she said it was there which is Oh

school don't be funny mr. Barnum does it

say from the desk of Dorothea Madison

you from the desk of Dorothy Madison

urine well who's Dorothy Madison was he

a chemist she's everything nurse

secretary geologist astronomer hmm just

anything you want her to be

but we must have a lunch before 4:00

every Thursday that is no object this is

Miss Madison account for six to buy a

thousand American can and sell 500 USD

thank you

I'm a seven foot audience aware that see

green gown with the top necklace radio

for mr. Wade he'll be in I'm a gigantic

I hope it sinks

but don't tell miss Murphy let's Murphy

in yet it isn't quite 9:30 good morning

miss Murphy come on Johnny and we cannot

recommend really beat speedy weekly well

whatever they are my marriage money to

our clients until they passed the most

stringent test you are very truly now

let's see American Council Cairo Egypt

thank you so much for your cordial

treatment of mister missus Pendergrass

alright yeah personally appreciate your

loaning the McCarroll God thanks to Alex

morning we're a fine pal but new well

babe ridges heavy shower good check on

him every half hour to a ceremony

Madison sidewalk see you did you want me

oh you have maybe mrs. Lyman Compton

Cherbourg she's lost her passport call

Washington get me Freddie boys at the

State Department judge Murphy

Jimmy Dobbs juniors been expelled from

Harvard he has prayed to Della's father

I don't get me Jimmy belt senior miss

Murphy yeah mrs. Claire months laughter

diamond echoes again

tell her to look at her wig it always

gets stuck there when she takes it all

[Applause]

[Music]

nice class morning

you ain't even started yet Siri made my

black vest and the Topaz bracelet

outside of the Bainbridge waiting John

Carroll director Tom Egan hall and

usually count mrs. boss's dinner the

30th the series or the lightweight

championship fight at the gardens you

practically got the day to yourself you

may think I'm crazy but I love it

now they're mr. Bainbridge let's look at

you call me Cole

fresh flour

how do you feel sick Oh Madison special

mr. Madison I don't do I don't feel any

too well either

oh well then we'll make it too oh thank

you thank you so much well yes yes here

we are

here we are mm oh that's very nice isn't

it and miss Madison do you think you

might consider taking me as a client hmm

oh now scoop this is my wedding straight

mr. Bainbridge I'd be glad to mr. out oh

thank you so much you know she might be

able to do something for Audrey Audrey

oh no miss Madison you don't know what

you might be getting into my he wrecked

your whole service she's the most

featherbrained

disobedient girl you ever saw hears she

takes after her father is that so well

if you have a daughter I hope you'll

take after you well what's the matter

with her Joe I don't worry there should

be any argument I'm certain I can handle

Audrey well he's thank you so much thank

you

miss Madison I I need a little attention

myself I do you suppose that you could

get me a good cook go on darling all now

school to have our heart this is my

wedding I don't mean just a good cook

miss Madison I mean a suburb called

Oh scoop oh you're cute wait a minute

eyes forward and Bo religious

what I mean is cuckoo can tell the

difference between a hollandaise sauce

and a boiled dressing you know that the

ring the ring yes yes I am the ring

there we are right there you

you Chester Bainbridge take this woman

to be your lawful wedded wife

I do and you Lily Wilson take this man

to be your lawful wedded husband I do

here you are mr. Bainbridge is

everything your passport and your

tickets when you've got a cabin on a

deck and I know you're going to be happy

but what am I going to do once I get on

the boat well mr. Bainbridge from now on

you're on your own let it go

I assume mr. Robinson that you desire to

become not a cook but a chef soprano

absolutely Burbank Oh what this world

needs most is a good cookbook

and I wish your help I'm going to

compile one then pay attention

are you ready yes right right ah but

that is the wrong answer why because no

good cook is ever quite ready there are

so many little things to do a dash of

Decimus sprinkle of that another second

under fire but when the human animal

screams for his food we must go to him

whether we are ready or not yeah

now you are ready yes

No everybody shape up quite good then

start stirring it yes - sir not quite

ready whoa one two three

oh I don't you have to count - no this

spirit moshevsky is counting for me

Yahoo silence makovski is my spirit

control he's always right here with me

over my shoulder

when I'm cooking oh oh he is my master

as every Epicure should know moshevsky

was the Imperial chef - the little white

father the Mads are Paul the first

emperor of all the Russia's well shafts

could kill themself in the Battle of

Venetian you know good because the hairy

smelt oh that's awful

Donna let's get off my path that was my

dad ah yes master

proceed 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22

this morning you're bald

if I may say so miss my slight baldness

has never interfered with my battling

where's my father

in the library miss I should say the

laboratory I mean in his kitchen

excuse me miss but I have never seen a

kitchen in a library before I feel

rather confused but you look confused

but finding mr. Robinson the famous

engineer and bridge builder indulging in

cooking and the kitchen in the library I

haven't seen anything yet he sees the

back heaven huh thank you 91 quiet 94 95

Thank You chef finish Mahaska tells me

your sauce is gonna cradle Audrey how

many times I told you not to barge in

here while I'm working well then you

shouldn't have fired Thompson he was so

good-looking man you shouldn't have

asked him to marry you sighs I didn't

fire him Madison service fired him go

fight it out with him 100 102 I think

you think I'm going to stand for that

bunch of interfering Snoopy females

following every attractive man that ever

worked in this house me if you think I'm

gonna have them run my life and tell me

when to come in out of the rain that's

enough

Oh Audra please yes much of you tells me

your sauce is gonna cradle Audrey Audrey

listen dear now don't be unreasonable

for life and I'm very happy about old

things they've taken you out of my hair

and they've sent me babenco and his

spirits and at last I can devote all of

my time to my cooking maybe sometimes I

now look here now you run down there and

get your allowance and in the future

tell all your troubles to medicine

service now that this girl goodbye oh

yeah thank you thank you goodbye we're

back

phony tears already I'll get you nowhere

and they simply ruin your look yeah take

your allowance in there I mean I won't

be treated like a child without a mind

of my own

very well I'll destroy the check

we'll skip this month oh no no don't

if that plate that are burns down you

know who did it

it's her quiet charm that gets you take

that with you I hear another complaint

out screams oh so you stop whistling

while you work it Madison - speaking I

want to speak American one Madison wanna

know

all right scream if you want to when

loser client hello yes mr. Wayne how are

your naughty little Elsa's this morning

better I hope your nephew which one

Robert Wade known as Bob they named him

after me hoping they'd come into my

money he's leaving on the boat from

Albany tonight to descend upon me to

pester me now you fire pride away and

catch that boat and and push that yokel

overboard if necessary leave my name out

of it to come in New York you hear I

said you hear he wants to know if I hear

yes mr. Wade I'll leave at once

oh no trouble at all thank you I wish I

had never had a client I wish I had

never started this service I wish i oh

if I could only have a nervous breakdown

well you're doing farlan I ever met

anyone with a mind of his own I ain't

sure after if I ever met a man who could

take care of himself I'd die of delight

I'm so sick of running other people's

lives for them the light welcome a

caveman

if you knew who never ragged edge

save your breath Murph you're just tired

what you need is a day away from here

even that trip to Albany is gonna do you

good yeah the mere idea it fills me with

joy well yeah I got a man overboard a

yokel by the name of Robert Wade with

hay in his hair Madison - speaking Bob

Wade not gone yet

he'll be out as soon as his aunts quit

fussing over him he said need the knee

chief and women ever since you first saw

daylight no I won't thank Santa Livie

Bob darling here's one hundred and

eighty-seven dollars

I saved extra for you I'm going to pin

it from the inside pocket of your coat

why do you need and pin it out Sarah oh

it's so much safer that way

thanks Aunt Sarah Oh Bob you packed the

mother I made you yes I packed them up

listen and remember Bob what I told you

about the drinking water won't you yes I

will thank you I put a jar of my dill

pickles in your suitcase you can't get

deals like mine the city hope it doesn't

leak a daddy oh no not the way I feel my

deal

oh they're safe in this answer we're

counting on you bond and your three-way

tractor if you're putting across to save

our lives you mean he'll save our farms

you can count on me boys I'll put it

over when you get to New York for write

to your uncle Robert he's expecting you

with Gavin you women need much time

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you like pickles uh-huh